This story should be a lesson to kids. The guy who tried his best to be cool, but got picked on by the cool kids, is now ripped and making millions of dollars in a major Marvel movie.
Nah. I never saw people as cool vs uncool. I always did saw them as good people vs bad people. The fact that people actually ever gave a crap about "cool" will always remain weird to me.
I was the poor guy in an elite highschool, but I came from a village, so the city kids looked like dumbass children in my eyes. At 14 I already had experience in slaughtering animals, I worked on a tractor, I drove cars, I was in bar fights, shot guns, had sex with older girls, and made money by selling stolen scrap metal from a military base, and smuggling petrol across the border, the usual stuff in the early '90s Eastern Europe. The coolest thing the cool city kids were doing was smoking behind the gym, but I didnt care about that, I thought it was ridiculous.I became insta-cool when I beat up a bully who was a foot taller than me, and I was the only one that knew how to start a fire and grill meat, so I was the man at lakeside parties.
Holy shit I just remembered. When I was kid we Called one of our friends egg nog because if you said gay backwards that’s what it kinda sorta sounded like. Kids can be so cruel.
When there is a pro to get the soundboard properly adjusted, this technique gives the performer more control is using the dynamics of his voice. In the old days, you’d see performers put their thumb on the mic, then rest the thumb on their chin. You can’t do this for karaoke...the soundboard has to be tuned for the specific performer.
@@AndyDuphresne Common, cut him some slack. He was kinda put on the spot when Kumail asked him that. Maybe he's just not too creative and said the first thing that came to his mind, because it was literally what Kumail started the story with.
1q3er5 I fucking hate, Spitters. Grown men that think they're on a baseball field or some shit. It's fucking gross and it's habitual for these people. I see spit all over the ground when I'm pumping gas. It's nasty. I used to be a spitter because I played baseball and that behavior leaks over to non-baseball life. I realized how gross and bullshit it was to do, so I stopped...because I'm mature.
I can relate to this. There are so many assholes that make fun of other people to look cool in front of the popular kids, but when it's just me and them, they are a lot nicer to me.
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“You know those people who come back from somewhere and they become hot like they stepped in the captain America machine?” Yeah Kumail we do know those people 👀
Somewhere in the world his "cool" schoolmates must be thinking that this guy that they egged is now in the Marvel's eternals. So basically it doesn't matter if you're cool in school, you can get cooler way after that.
Benjamin Verheijden This guy. Attacking the people who are criticizing Kumal's bit is an ad hominem. Just because you've never done something doesn't mean you can't critique it. I'd wager that the majority of movie critics have never made a movie themselves- that doesn't make their complaints any less valid.
I wasn't a cool kid, but I was never thrown eggs. I was just the guy that stood on the sidelines and did nothing. In a way I still am, going about life minding my own business. Not cool enough to be cool, not nerdy enough to be bullied.... just another egocentric nobody this world has plenty of. What am I doing with my life. CZcams got real.
Love to see a Pakistani doing so great comedy in America. You're very original and it's awesome to see that a lot of your comedy stems from the life you lived in Pakistan. Well done bro, Keep it up!!!!
Wht would anyone get angry? His liberal use of the word heck...lmao. Kids these days are pussies I used to get bullied on by real bullies, i didn't have to start a fight on a message board. We're talking real violence you don't have to have Wifi to get.
HupfDole87 Real quick just to say. Fuck you cause your profile picture, made me think there was a spider on my computer. XD sorry to waste your time with this. Have a good day.
This guy, right here, is the best part of Adventure Time, Parks and Rec and Assassin's Creed: Black Flag; love his voice and love his comedy stylings. So good.
Nigeman He was the sassy tech guy working for Abstergo who would lead you through the missions while outside the Animus in Black Flag. Very weird casting, but it fits.
Broad City, too. He's wearing a dorky helmet and thinks he's cool as if he's doing the Amazing Race. Hilarious bit. Also fantastic on Silicon Valley as a regular character.
that's a massive coincidence considering he also makes bubbles in madison! noisey.vice.com/en_uk/blog/the-guy-who-produced-snows-informer-now-makes-bubbles-in-madison-square-park
It ain't exactly your "floor the audience" performance, but it's based on an actual life story. For authenticity he gets a W. not everything needs to be made up by comedians. Look at Kevin Hart for example, claims "Real Story I swear, my daughter crawled out of the backseat of the car with a shotgun and points it at me.." Those over-the-top fake ass deliveries, inlcuding him annoyingly claiming it happened as a true story can make the audience turned off after a while. Atleast Kumail keeps it real.
I'm Jamaican and I LOVEEEEE that song. Major hit out here, to this day. I think it's awesome that we can influence music all over the world. Most of us don't see it as appropriation, as long as you call it by it's name (reggae or dancehall). It's also nice if you mention us 🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲
Most important thing I learned in life. No matter how you try to mask and mimic others, you will never be good enough and it's so much better when you just accept, move on, and learn to love yourself (or at least not actively try to pretend to be someone else). Some people just aren't cut out to fit in.
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I’m
Fb
On behalf of Walids everywhere I apologize.
U cool 😂
Where is your Malid?
Nah, fuck that guy!
Oh fuck that guy😂😂no offence bro
THIS IS WALID😂
This story should be a lesson to kids. The guy who tried his best to be cool, but got picked on by the cool kids, is now ripped and making millions of dollars in a major Marvel movie.
@@HanSoloxcs Except he wasn't in a Marvel movie seven years ago. And this comment was made two months ago.
How wrong/high are you???
Yeah now he's cool
now he's cyberbullied for clearly using steroids lol
"I'm not trying to change the world. I'm just trying to be cool, you know?"
I felt that one.
"I'm physically very weak." ... Sure, Kumail. Sure you are.
Lol
*laughs in Eternals*
2014 Kumail had no idea what’s coming his way! 😂
he is mamadisimo
He said his muscles are decorative
2014 Kumail: I am physically very weak.
2019 Kumail: Shut up, nerd! **knocks 2014 Kumail out in one punch**
2021 Kumail: Shut up, freaks! I'm a superhero and a Bollywood star.
Whether it is Pakistan, America, or wherever, we all wanted to be cool when we were in high school.
The same in Sweden. I was not cool!
Nah.
I never saw people as cool vs uncool.
I always did saw them as good people vs bad people.
The fact that people actually ever gave a crap about "cool" will always remain weird to me.
In our school the cool people are the good people the people who are trying to be cool are mostly bad kids.
I was the poor guy in an elite highschool, but I came from a village, so the city kids looked like dumbass children in my eyes. At 14 I already had experience in slaughtering animals, I worked on a tractor, I drove cars, I was in bar fights, shot guns, had sex with older girls, and made money by selling stolen scrap metal from a military base, and smuggling petrol across the border, the usual stuff in the early '90s Eastern Europe.
The coolest thing the cool city kids were doing was smoking behind the gym, but I didnt care about that, I thought it was ridiculous.I became insta-cool when I beat up a bully who was a foot taller than me, and I was the only one that knew how to start a fire and grill meat, so I was the man at lakeside parties.
@@scratchy996
Does lying in internet comments make you feel interesting?
Laughed so hard at the mental image of an egg-splattered, tearful Kumail running back to his house, shouting over his shoulder "Eggs backward is gay!"
Holy shit I just remembered. When I was kid we Called one of our friends egg nog because if you said gay backwards that’s what it kinda sorta sounded like. Kids can be so cruel.
@@thehorseformerlywithoutana2522 if you say egg nog backwards it sound like gone gay.
Jacob Clancy that was his name. Gone Gay.
gge
@@rishabhpandey429 Wow, that is a really gay name.
This guy's chin and the microphone are inseparable.
I think it's so he can avoid variations on his voice volume, which can be distracting. A few other comics do it as well.
Mat1n1234 great. Thanks for pointing it out so now it can bug me ..haha
Thanks... I didn't notice until I read this... LOL
When there is a pro to get the soundboard properly adjusted, this technique gives the performer more control is using the dynamics of his voice.
In the old days, you’d see performers put their thumb on the mic, then rest the thumb on their chin.
You can’t do this for karaoke...the soundboard has to be tuned for the specific performer.
Mat1n1234 you did I didn’t notice until I read that hahaha
Waleed is probably kicking himself in the ass somewhere knowing this guy is now in Marvels Eternals. With the marvel bod and all man
Zai wha?
@@flamingmilk8266 Go to image search and look up "Kumail Nanjiani buff". And yes, it's real.
@@kaiyamya9882 thank you my eyes have been blessed. I didn't expect this
Dude has a huge hog too
@@kaiyamya9882 His face looks like Handsome Squidward now
“I’m physically very weak.”
That didn’t age well 😂
Oh why am I crying? Because the cake fucked up.
Man this was good. Really funny. Wicked delivery too.
Whenever someone asks me why I'm crying I say "because I'm sad" and look at them as if they are dense.
“I don’t want to change the world I just want to be cool.” Most honest statement ever.
"say anything sir"
"pakistan"
he said, "YOURE FROM Pakistan" >.
Hahaha
Heh
That was some dude who who thinks he’s being progressive by seeing this show
@@AndyDuphresne Common, cut him some slack. He was kinda put on the spot when Kumail asked him that. Maybe he's just not too creative and said the first thing that came to his mind, because it was literally what Kumail started the story with.
1:28 I grew up in Pakistan.. that is not the sad part of the story...
OMG this dialogue is my life
Hu. Hu. Hu.
and as he says that he looks in the camera and does the fake laugh
I want to see a picture of Waleed
***** HEY YOU... YOU'RE COOL
mr.gamer You're cool. *
christopher sonawane holy shit.... what have i done...
+Najebanski b0ss.
+ckmhut Holy fuck your cool
Walk Slow. Laugh Short.
SSZaris don't forget randomly spitting all over the place...that's cool.
1q3er5 I fucking hate, Spitters. Grown men that think they're on a baseball field or some shit. It's fucking gross and it's habitual for these people. I see spit all over the ground when I'm pumping gas. It's nasty. I used to be a spitter because I played baseball and that behavior leaks over to non-baseball life. I realized how gross and bullshit it was to do, so I stopped...because I'm mature.
Daniel Walker You deserve a fucking medal
A round of applause for Daniel Walker, ladies and gentlemen! Bow down and draw succulent upon his mature ball sack.
SSZaris I spit because I'm a gross smoker. That's cool.
I can relate to this. There are so many assholes that make fun of other people to look cool in front of the popular kids, but when it's just me and them, they are a lot nicer to me.
BRBallin1 same here😭😭
Same here
Fuck em. You don't need to be around their fake asses.
BRBallin1 if the dog people in public then they’re friendly alone just know they are fucking assholes practicing how to deceive people. Life lesson.
Same happend to me at school and for what? Y'all just turn out to be average/basic being later anyways. Soooo that was a waste.
Pakistani Tobey Maguire
Pakistani Denzel Washington
+Swarovski Memories lolol
houdimi
Pakistani chris pine
houdini
Someone should find Walid on Facebook and give him a link to this video
facebook.com/wdhaduk
@@frederickrodriguez2794 if that's the real waleed, daamnnn, that guy is seriously super hot lol
@@frederickrodriguez2794 that shit got deleted
@@josephinep5538 he's not hot
@@yeaxjustsmile20 do you have a pic i wanna know what he looks like
I'd like Gilfoyle to comment on this.
Sarah Law He'd probably ask him to chortle on his balls
Sarah Law He'd probably ask him to chortle on his balls
+Sarah Law He be like "You leave the coolness for us servants and go write your princess code "
+King Moses But Dinesh was the cool cousin
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“You know those people who come back from somewhere and they become hot like they stepped in the captain America machine?” Yeah Kumail we do know those people 👀
Every time I tried walking slow I would end up walking fast because after a few minutes of walking slow I would forget I was trying to walk slow.
+Gary W-l-o-t Riveting.
Codename Having a bad day?
Gary W-l-o-t Eh.
Pretty cool if you ask me
Somewhere in the world his "cool" schoolmates must be thinking that this guy that they egged is now in the Marvel's eternals. So basically it doesn't matter if you're cool in school, you can get cooler way after that.
He was hilarious in the rock and Kevin hart movie where they try to steal a golden plane and there was a snake in his lunch.
@@michaelbarnett791 yea it's central intelligence
Yeah but its pretty cool that they egged a guy in Marvel's eternals
this dude is fucking hilarious
"i'm physically very weak"
Look at him now.
All these CZcams commentators who would break out in a cold sweat in front of four people can easily insult this guy's comedy. I love it.
Ad Hominem ↑
AwesomeTingle
to whom?
Benjamin Verheijden This guy. Attacking the people who are criticizing Kumal's bit is an ad hominem. Just because you've never done something doesn't mean you can't critique it. I'd wager that the majority of movie critics have never made a movie themselves- that doesn't make their complaints any less valid.
AwesomeTingle We're not in school bro, chill
This is the whole purpose of social media: unfiltered thoughts with little to no realtime social consequence. Isnt it great
"you're from Pakistan!"
"heh"
Kumail is our Informer
Yeah he's definitely a coconut.
listen fer me ya betta listen fer me na’
“I’m physically very weak, and I’m super good at apologizing”
Obsessed with his stand up. For me It's hard to actually sit through a stand-up routine but this one was just really great.
I have a hard time watching stand up so I just listen to it. It's my fav thing to listen to in the car.
Look at him now. He is now a Marvel superhero.
too. many. similar. memories.. brain can't handle painful repressed memories...shutting down...restart...where am i? who am i? what just happened?
I think this situation is universal for any person who went to school.
Cullen Bohannon unless you were the cool kid
I wasn't a cool kid, but I was never thrown eggs. I was just the guy that stood on the sidelines and did nothing. In a way I still am, going about life minding my own business. Not cool enough to be cool, not nerdy enough to be bullied.... just another egocentric nobody this world has plenty of. What am I doing with my life. CZcams got real.
Wow this hit home hard.Thanks man.
fuckin nerd
Love to see a Pakistani doing so great comedy in America. You're very original and it's awesome to see that a lot of your comedy stems from the life you lived in Pakistan. Well done bro, Keep it up!!!!
It was real and funny. He took what some people would kill themselves over and turned it on it's head. I found his story funny as heck.
1974spr im waiting for a sensitive triggered sjw to start raging here... I will be poping popcorn
Which part was supposed to be funny?
In Pakistan its normal
Wht would anyone get angry? His liberal use of the word heck...lmao. Kids these days are pussies I used to get bullied on by real bullies, i didn't have to start a fight on a message board. We're talking real violence you don't have to have Wifi to get.
Funny as heck?!! Omfg watch your fucking language you fuckin fuck....
this is the most anyone has ever talked about informer.
I lost it at drive way cake. Literally in tears.
This dude is very entertaining. Thanks for the video.
Imagine Walid when he found out the kid he egged became a Marvel superhero...
Love every "This is Not Happening". Big respect, Mr Shaffir!
how can one person be so funny charming charismatic relatable etc.
"I'm physically very weak"
Not anymore, you're not, Kumail the Eternal.
Dude used his money to make the Capt America machine and became Malid.
This guy kills his stand up
All those kids that threw eggs at him... I wonder how they feel about themselves and the choices they made 🤔
Probably thought it was cool.
Anyone else think he sounds like the evil guy from phineas and ferb
Ne platupusssssssss is going to save us (😬)
I was thinking the same thing! Doofenschmirtz!
It only slightly bothers me that the microphone is attached to his chin.
Jimmy T never noticed it..... It's now all I can see .... thanks dick.
Jimmy T it looks like it's glued to his chin. I just want to walk up to him and try to pry it off his face
Bailey C lol
Jimmy T lol
i saw that too!
Why do I get the feeling this resulted in a storm of hatred on Walid's Facebook wall? lol
HupfDole87 Real quick just to say. Fuck you cause your profile picture, made me think there was a spider on my computer.
XD sorry to waste your time with this. Have a good day.
CommunistCyndaquil
hahaha my spiderminions will get you all :D
And the real estate market will suffer some real losses from all these burnt down homes XD
CommunistCyndaquil
rise from the ashes :)
did you find him ?
I just heard this "informer" song...
Loved it...when snow say " informer, djggftcrhfsehgdseeyha", I felt that...
Teaching a life lesson while being so funny. This dude is legend.
It's me Pakistani Denzel.
It is I, Denzel Pakistani
This was probably my favorite "This is Not Happening"
+WhiteTuxMafiaAndFilms
My favorite is Tom Segura overdosing
+WhiteTuxMafiaAndFilms
My favorite is Tom Segura overdosing
+WhiteTuxMafiaAndFilms +Mast3r Race My favorite is Tj Miller seizure
WhiteTuxMafiaAndFilms this mist be the first you've watched
*must
dammit the wario joke fuckin slayed me hahaha. this dude's one of the best comedians out there right now imo.
How many of you'll googled Snow's Informer after watching this, cos you just had to listen to it one...more...time
I only do that about half the time I rewatch this bit now but the first 10 times I watched this bit I had to everytime.
"I'm physically very weak..."
7 years later
Now an Eternal one punching Walids everywhere
This guy, right here, is the best part of Adventure Time, Parks and Rec and Assassin's Creed: Black Flag; love his voice and love his comedy stylings. So good.
who was he in Assassin's Creed?
Nigeman
He was the sassy tech guy working for Abstergo who would lead you through the missions while outside the Animus in Black Flag. Very weird casting, but it fits.
ahh yeah
Broad City, too. He's wearing a dorky helmet and thinks he's cool as if he's doing the Amazing Race. Hilarious bit.
Also fantastic on Silicon Valley as a regular character.
JSavacado you're thinking of Aziz Ansari lmao
Fun fact: The guy that did the "Informer" song is the cousin of the actor who plays Bubbles in Trailer Park Boys.
that's a massive coincidence considering he also makes bubbles in madison!
noisey.vice.com/en_uk/blog/the-guy-who-produced-snows-informer-now-makes-bubbles-in-madison-square-park
Naah, that´s only the co-producer. :)
Maybe Snow was the inspiration behind J-Rock.
It’s actually J Roc
Ive seen Kumail with his shirt off, dude is not weak.
TheGobberShop did you also see him with his pants off? OMGTHATSSOFUCKINGAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOLOLOLOLOLO
Santos Jezebel
The only way to truly test a mans strength is to first get him butt naked and oiled up.
TheGobberShop yeah......IN ANCIENT FUCKIN' GREECE!!!
... And India
+TheGobberShop Hahaha. You made my day with that. Thank you.
The guy's not weak anymore
There are not words to describe how much I love this story!
One of the best ones yet. He is great. Too funny!
It ain't exactly your "floor the audience" performance, but it's based on an actual life story. For authenticity he gets a W. not everything needs to be made up by comedians. Look at Kevin Hart for example, claims "Real Story I swear, my daughter crawled out of the backseat of the car with a shotgun and points it at me.." Those over-the-top fake ass deliveries, inlcuding him annoyingly claiming it happened as a true story can make the audience turned off after a while. Atleast Kumail keeps it real.
But that W was taken by Walid!?!?!
"A licky boom boom down"
It took me a second to get the whole Waliid Maliid thing.
Walid is a clout chaser.
ahh so glad these shows are posted. not a lot of good comedy comes around where I live.
the guy who said, "You're from Pakistan." killed me.
0:58 “i’m physically very weak....”
2021 - ripped marvel superhero kumail nanjiani
little did he know... becomes a unit
The “informer” thing actually killed me. That is so perfect and hilarious.
I'm Jamaican and I LOVEEEEE that song. Major hit out here, to this day. I think it's awesome that we can influence music all over the world. Most of us don't see it as appropriation, as long as you call it by it's name (reggae or dancehall). It's also nice if you mention us 🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲
One of the best from this series.
This guy is hilarious. One of my favs so far in the series.
“The slower you walk the cooler you were”
*gay panic*
Lol
Right?!? 😂😭
Great story... Walk slow.. laugh short... Check out Kumail Nanjiani, great comedian.
Most important thing I learned in life. No matter how you try to mask and mimic others, you will never be good enough and it's so much better when you just accept, move on, and learn to love yourself (or at least not actively try to pretend to be someone else). Some people just aren't cut out to fit in.
i can't get enough of this ~ the format is brilliant, nothing is more hilarious than the truth ~ i wish Patton Oswald & Chris Titus were part of this!
That story was more interesting than the predictable stand-up acts of most American-born wannabe comedians
im pretty sure that racist
***** dumbass alert. The remark was cultural not racial
***** im pretty sure its more sexist than it is racist.
Dee Kay
I'm pretty sure it's more ageist than sexist.
penguinworm
Actually, I think it was weightist. Maybe heightist, I'm running out of these.
I've watched this video like 10 times in 2 months. It's so funny😂
kumail is one of the best comedians performing now.
2021 Update - Kumail is unapologetically SHREDDED
I've watch this like 10 times. Still funny.
At least he's aware that he had first wanted to use Walid to be cool.
I love this guy's segment!
This was a really good one.
I think Kumail could talk about how he replaces a toilet paper roll, and it would be funny.
I think he can't do this joke anymore... The man is jacked!
Kumail looks like he gives good hugs. He looks cuddly.
Loved the end! I can't even imagine a Friend like that
Pied Piper, that's all I think off when i watch this.
Who else paused this and watched Informer by Snow?
I just finished Silicon Valley.. I didn't know Dinesh was a stand-up comedian. This was great!
Big fan of Kamail, and This Is Not Happening. I don't want them to ever end!
Bro I just found out this guy actually buff ! Look at the arms on him lolol
is it me or he kinda looks like a Pakistani Nathan Fillion ?
Who's Nathan Fillion dammit I've gotta Google it now
Mikaragva he does!
Shout out from Jamaica!
Damn.. that's deep man.. u sharing this story thanks
walid only sent a friend request because he new kumail was famous and wanted to be cool again
No shit?
all I can hear in my head is Prismo. that's cool though.
He’s not physically weak anymore is he. Mans come a long way from this.
Enjoyed your video so I gave it a Thumbs Up
i can't stop my laughing.. and thinking about your facial expression when you got waleed facebook request.