Kumail Nanjiani Tries Hard to Be Cool - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

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  • čas přidán 3. 02. 2014
  • Kumail Nanjiani comes up with a three-step plan to become one of the cool kids at his high school.
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  • @standup
    @standup Před 4 lety +59

    Ready to rumble? Check out the craziest fight stories from This Is Not Happening here: czcams.com/play/PLD7nPL1U-R5oyyo90i2VkGb7ImrDKdYBg.html

  • @walidrahman9508
    @walidrahman9508 Před 4 lety +2355

    On behalf of Walids everywhere I apologize.

  • @GeekExtremist
    @GeekExtremist Před 2 lety +362

    This story should be a lesson to kids. The guy who tried his best to be cool, but got picked on by the cool kids, is now ripped and making millions of dollars in a major Marvel movie.

    • @Dosko
      @Dosko Před 2 lety +6

      @@HanSoloxcs Except he wasn't in a Marvel movie seven years ago. And this comment was made two months ago.
      How wrong/high are you???

    • @masterchief-yj7yw
      @masterchief-yj7yw Před 2 lety +2

      Yeah now he's cool

    • @cat-le1hf
      @cat-le1hf Před 2 lety +4

      now he's cyberbullied for clearly using steroids lol

  • @chendaddy
    @chendaddy Před 4 lety +652

    "I'm not trying to change the world. I'm just trying to be cool, you know?"
    I felt that one.

  • @sywei-vn2te
    @sywei-vn2te Před 4 lety +1080

    "I'm physically very weak." ... Sure, Kumail. Sure you are.

  • @CDCI3
    @CDCI3 Před 4 lety +514

    2014 Kumail: I am physically very weak.
    2019 Kumail: Shut up, nerd! **knocks 2014 Kumail out in one punch**

    • @bikquerel2982
      @bikquerel2982 Před 2 lety +7

      2021 Kumail: Shut up, freaks! I'm a superhero and a Bollywood star.

  • @sdeepj
    @sdeepj Před 10 lety +744

    Whether it is Pakistan, America, or wherever, we all wanted to be cool when we were in high school.

    • @JaneDoe-ci3gj
      @JaneDoe-ci3gj Před 5 lety +18

      The same in Sweden. I was not cool!

    • @thealgerian3285
      @thealgerian3285 Před 4 lety +20

      Nah.
      I never saw people as cool vs uncool.
      I always did saw them as good people vs bad people.
      The fact that people actually ever gave a crap about "cool" will always remain weird to me.

    • @shakmp4
      @shakmp4 Před 4 lety +3

      In our school the cool people are the good people the people who are trying to be cool are mostly bad kids.

    • @scratchy996
      @scratchy996 Před 4 lety +11

      I was the poor guy in an elite highschool, but I came from a village, so the city kids looked like dumbass children in my eyes. At 14 I already had experience in slaughtering animals, I worked on a tractor, I drove cars, I was in bar fights, shot guns, had sex with older girls, and made money by selling stolen scrap metal from a military base, and smuggling petrol across the border, the usual stuff in the early '90s Eastern Europe.
      The coolest thing the cool city kids were doing was smoking behind the gym, but I didnt care about that, I thought it was ridiculous.I became insta-cool when I beat up a bully who was a foot taller than me, and I was the only one that knew how to start a fire and grill meat, so I was the man at lakeside parties.

    • @elicook9223
      @elicook9223 Před 4 lety +6

      @@scratchy996
      Does lying in internet comments make you feel interesting?

  • @grimsnark4849
    @grimsnark4849 Před 9 lety +1933

    Laughed so hard at the mental image of an egg-splattered, tearful Kumail running back to his house, shouting over his shoulder "Eggs backward is gay!"

    • @thehorseformerlywithoutana2522
      @thehorseformerlywithoutana2522 Před 4 lety +12

      Holy shit I just remembered. When I was kid we Called one of our friends egg nog because if you said gay backwards that’s what it kinda sorta sounded like. Kids can be so cruel.

    • @jacobclancy6084
      @jacobclancy6084 Před 4 lety +5

      @@thehorseformerlywithoutana2522 if you say egg nog backwards it sound like gone gay.

    • @rishabhpandey429
      @rishabhpandey429 Před 4 lety +5

      Jacob Clancy that was his name. Gone Gay.

    • @jthweatt412
      @jthweatt412 Před 4 lety +1

      gge

    • @Alic4444
      @Alic4444 Před 3 lety +1

      @@rishabhpandey429 Wow, that is a really gay name.

  • @Mat1n1234
    @Mat1n1234 Před 8 lety +2522

    This guy's chin and the microphone are inseparable.

    • @alexlarvik3281
      @alexlarvik3281 Před 8 lety +167

      I think it's so he can avoid variations on his voice volume, which can be distracting. A few other comics do it as well.

    • @suzie5813
      @suzie5813 Před 5 lety +88

      Mat1n1234 great. Thanks for pointing it out so now it can bug me ..haha

    • @S1L3NTG4M3R
      @S1L3NTG4M3R Před 5 lety +30

      Thanks... I didn't notice until I read this... LOL

    • @stevedoe1630
      @stevedoe1630 Před 5 lety +33

      When there is a pro to get the soundboard properly adjusted, this technique gives the performer more control is using the dynamics of his voice.
      In the old days, you’d see performers put their thumb on the mic, then rest the thumb on their chin.
      You can’t do this for karaoke...the soundboard has to be tuned for the specific performer.

    • @jibba1681
      @jibba1681 Před 5 lety +1

      Mat1n1234 you did I didn’t notice until I read that hahaha

  • @zaimusic_150
    @zaimusic_150 Před 4 lety +390

    Waleed is probably kicking himself in the ass somewhere knowing this guy is now in Marvels Eternals. With the marvel bod and all man

    • @flamingmilk8266
      @flamingmilk8266 Před 4 lety +3

      Zai wha?

    • @kaiyamya9882
      @kaiyamya9882 Před 4 lety +1

      @@flamingmilk8266 Go to image search and look up "Kumail Nanjiani buff". And yes, it's real.

    • @georgaseebalack6003
      @georgaseebalack6003 Před 4 lety +7

      @@kaiyamya9882 thank you my eyes have been blessed. I didn't expect this

    • @travolta4687
      @travolta4687 Před 4 lety +3

      Dude has a huge hog too

    • @alexeysaranchev6118
      @alexeysaranchev6118 Před 4 lety +7

      @@kaiyamya9882 His face looks like Handsome Squidward now

  • @AxeKick80
    @AxeKick80 Před 4 lety +75

    “I’m physically very weak.”
    That didn’t age well 😂

  • @urbanreaper21
    @urbanreaper21 Před 10 lety +453

    Oh why am I crying? Because the cake fucked up.
    Man this was good. Really funny. Wicked delivery too.

    • @Desimere
      @Desimere Před 4 lety +1

      Whenever someone asks me why I'm crying I say "because I'm sad" and look at them as if they are dense.

  • @visualonestudio
    @visualonestudio Před 3 lety +39

    “I don’t want to change the world I just want to be cool.” Most honest statement ever.

  • @hungryreaper23
    @hungryreaper23 Před 10 lety +1414

    "say anything sir"
    "pakistan"

    • @BobbyTMF
      @BobbyTMF Před 10 lety +126

      he said, "YOURE FROM Pakistan" >.

    • @willysillyplays
      @willysillyplays Před 5 lety +1

      Hahaha

    • @user-wx9rq9td3w
      @user-wx9rq9td3w Před 5 lety +25

      Heh

    • @AndyDuphresne
      @AndyDuphresne Před 5 lety +29

      That was some dude who who thinks he’s being progressive by seeing this show

    • @cobraimploder
      @cobraimploder Před 5 lety +80

      @@AndyDuphresne Common, cut him some slack. He was kinda put on the spot when Kumail asked him that. Maybe he's just not too creative and said the first thing that came to his mind, because it was literally what Kumail started the story with.

  • @AK09037
    @AK09037 Před 6 lety +245

    1:28 I grew up in Pakistan.. that is not the sad part of the story...
    OMG this dialogue is my life

  • @Najebanski
    @Najebanski Před 9 lety +751

    I want to see a picture of Waleed

  • @SSZaris
    @SSZaris Před 9 lety +493

    Walk Slow. Laugh Short.

    • @1q3er5
      @1q3er5 Před 9 lety +14

      SSZaris don't forget randomly spitting all over the place...that's cool.

    • @thesadwolf
      @thesadwolf Před 9 lety +7

      1q3er5 I fucking hate, Spitters. Grown men that think they're on a baseball field or some shit. It's fucking gross and it's habitual for these people. I see spit all over the ground when I'm pumping gas. It's nasty. I used to be a spitter because I played baseball and that behavior leaks over to non-baseball life. I realized how gross and bullshit it was to do, so I stopped...because I'm mature.

    • @imronburgundy69
      @imronburgundy69 Před 9 lety +17

      Daniel Walker You deserve a fucking medal

    • @coryedwards4979
      @coryedwards4979 Před 9 lety +21

      A round of applause for Daniel Walker, ladies and gentlemen! Bow down and draw succulent upon his mature ball sack.

    • @PanasonicTooth
      @PanasonicTooth Před 9 lety +6

      SSZaris I spit because I'm a gross smoker. That's cool.

  • @BRBallin1
    @BRBallin1 Před 8 lety +607

    I can relate to this. There are so many assholes that make fun of other people to look cool in front of the popular kids, but when it's just me and them, they are a lot nicer to me.

    • @muhammadmujtaba1744
      @muhammadmujtaba1744 Před 6 lety +5

      BRBallin1 same here😭😭

    • @kushagrasonkar
      @kushagrasonkar Před 6 lety +1

      Same here

    • @Zwaks
      @Zwaks Před 6 lety +25

      Fuck em. You don't need to be around their fake asses.

    • @twilightgardenspresentatio6384
      @twilightgardenspresentatio6384 Před 6 lety +10

      BRBallin1 if the dog people in public then they’re friendly alone just know they are fucking assholes practicing how to deceive people. Life lesson.

    • @o.t.
      @o.t. Před 4 lety +4

      Same happend to me at school and for what? Y'all just turn out to be average/basic being later anyways. Soooo that was a waste.

  • @rafaelhannah8411
    @rafaelhannah8411 Před 8 lety +1111

    Pakistani Tobey Maguire

  • @reprisler
    @reprisler Před 10 lety +808

    Someone should find Walid on Facebook and give him a link to this video

  • @sarahlaw3948
    @sarahlaw3948 Před 9 lety +579

    I'd like Gilfoyle to comment on this.

    • @TM-cb2te
      @TM-cb2te Před 9 lety +43

      Sarah Law He'd probably ask him to chortle on his balls

    • @TM-cb2te
      @TM-cb2te Před 9 lety +1

      Sarah Law He'd probably ask him to chortle on his balls

    • @moose2066
      @moose2066 Před 8 lety +39

      +Sarah Law He be like "You leave the coolness for us servants and go write your princess code "

    • @connorreviere4306
      @connorreviere4306 Před 8 lety +16

      +King Moses But Dinesh was the cool cousin

    • @parychahal
      @parychahal Před 6 lety

      If you guys liked Kumail, you'll enjoy my standup comedy czcams.com/video/sRcE0RLdAoA/video.html I'm new to the game but very welcoming to any and all critique to improve myself. It's free laughs, check it out!!

  • @JuliaMarieH
    @JuliaMarieH Před 2 lety +48

    “You know those people who come back from somewhere and they become hot like they stepped in the captain America machine?” Yeah Kumail we do know those people 👀

  • @quintfl
    @quintfl Před 8 lety +165

    Every time I tried walking slow I would end up walking fast because after a few minutes of walking slow I would forget I was trying to walk slow.

  • @xaynmemon2559
    @xaynmemon2559 Před 4 lety +60

    Somewhere in the world his "cool" schoolmates must be thinking that this guy that they egged is now in the Marvel's eternals. So basically it doesn't matter if you're cool in school, you can get cooler way after that.

    • @michaelbarnett791
      @michaelbarnett791 Před 3 lety +2

      He was hilarious in the rock and Kevin hart movie where they try to steal a golden plane and there was a snake in his lunch.

    • @xaynmemon2559
      @xaynmemon2559 Před 3 lety +2

      @@michaelbarnett791 yea it's central intelligence

    • @part-timeastronaut5109
      @part-timeastronaut5109 Před 3 lety +1

      Yeah but its pretty cool that they egged a guy in Marvel's eternals

  • @kershaw1450
    @kershaw1450 Před 9 lety +127

    this dude is fucking hilarious

  • @harloblayne3138
    @harloblayne3138 Před 4 lety +18

    "i'm physically very weak"
    Look at him now.

  • @CaptainPajamaPants
    @CaptainPajamaPants Před 10 lety +355

    All these CZcams commentators who would break out in a cold sweat in front of four people can easily insult this guy's comedy. I love it.

    • @AwesomeTingle
      @AwesomeTingle Před 9 lety +4

      Ad Hominem ↑

    • @poltronafrau
      @poltronafrau Před 9 lety

      AwesomeTingle
      to whom?

    • @AwesomeTingle
      @AwesomeTingle Před 9 lety +14

      Benjamin Verheijden This guy. Attacking the people who are criticizing Kumal's bit is an ad hominem. Just because you've never done something doesn't mean you can't critique it. I'd wager that the majority of movie critics have never made a movie themselves- that doesn't make their complaints any less valid.

    • @XJeff94X
      @XJeff94X Před 9 lety +5

      AwesomeTingle We're not in school bro, chill

    • @LouisFGraham
      @LouisFGraham Před 5 lety +1

      This is the whole purpose of social media: unfiltered thoughts with little to no realtime social consequence. Isnt it great

  • @jasonsanders222
    @jasonsanders222 Před 10 lety +69

    "you're from Pakistan!"
    "heh"

  • @semicolson
    @semicolson Před 10 lety +194

    Kumail is our Informer

  • @cliffordfarley30
    @cliffordfarley30 Před 4 lety +45

    “I’m physically very weak, and I’m super good at apologizing”

  • @000LiveLoveLaugh000
    @000LiveLoveLaugh000 Před 10 lety +26

    Obsessed with his stand up. For me It's hard to actually sit through a stand-up routine but this one was just really great.

    • @roadlesstraveled34
      @roadlesstraveled34 Před 10 měsíci

      I have a hard time watching stand up so I just listen to it. It's my fav thing to listen to in the car.

  • @Ishan5183
    @Ishan5183 Před 2 lety +7

    Look at him now. He is now a Marvel superhero.

  • @simonthomas1878
    @simonthomas1878 Před 9 lety +432

    too. many. similar. memories.. brain can't handle painful repressed memories...shutting down...restart...where am i? who am i? what just happened?

    •  Před 9 lety +50

      I think this situation is universal for any person who went to school.

    • @BluntsenBurner
      @BluntsenBurner Před 7 lety +18

      Cullen Bohannon unless you were the cool kid

    • @posteador
      @posteador Před 6 lety +28

      I wasn't a cool kid, but I was never thrown eggs. I was just the guy that stood on the sidelines and did nothing. In a way I still am, going about life minding my own business. Not cool enough to be cool, not nerdy enough to be bullied.... just another egocentric nobody this world has plenty of. What am I doing with my life. CZcams got real.

    • @BK-tv4mw
      @BK-tv4mw Před 6 lety +2

      Wow this hit home hard.Thanks man.

    • @isharhawkins
      @isharhawkins Před 5 lety +2

      fuckin nerd

  • @muhammadhamzaaslamch3691
    @muhammadhamzaaslamch3691 Před 6 lety +69

    Love to see a Pakistani doing so great comedy in America. You're very original and it's awesome to see that a lot of your comedy stems from the life you lived in Pakistan. Well done bro, Keep it up!!!!

  • @1974spr
    @1974spr Před 10 lety +653

    It was real and funny. He took what some people would kill themselves over and turned it on it's head. I found his story funny as heck.

    • @nerdlingeeksly5192
      @nerdlingeeksly5192 Před 6 lety +2

      1974spr im waiting for a sensitive triggered sjw to start raging here... I will be poping popcorn

    • @dustinpaul688
      @dustinpaul688 Před 6 lety +2

      Which part was supposed to be funny?

    • @asadam9883
      @asadam9883 Před 5 lety

      In Pakistan its normal

    • @daniellane3403
      @daniellane3403 Před 5 lety +1

      Wht would anyone get angry? His liberal use of the word heck...lmao. Kids these days are pussies I used to get bullied on by real bullies, i didn't have to start a fight on a message board. We're talking real violence you don't have to have Wifi to get.

    • @branon6565
      @branon6565 Před 4 lety +3

      Funny as heck?!! Omfg watch your fucking language you fuckin fuck....

  • @LeftDownRightUpGaming
    @LeftDownRightUpGaming Před 9 lety +21

    this is the most anyone has ever talked about informer.

  • @micaelasparrow650
    @micaelasparrow650 Před 5 lety +9

    I lost it at drive way cake. Literally in tears.

  • @MichaelFrancisRay
    @MichaelFrancisRay Před 10 lety +89

    This dude is very entertaining. Thanks for the video.

  • @Yoshwayy
    @Yoshwayy Před 2 lety +3

    Imagine Walid when he found out the kid he egged became a Marvel superhero...

  • @TheNewFlesh
    @TheNewFlesh Před 10 lety +38

    Love every "This is Not Happening". Big respect, Mr Shaffir!

  • @Onesteve3333
    @Onesteve3333 Před 3 lety +14

    "I'm physically very weak"
    Not anymore, you're not, Kumail the Eternal.
    Dude used his money to make the Capt America machine and became Malid.

  • @robeilhailu5052
    @robeilhailu5052 Před 4 lety +7

    This guy kills his stand up

  • @sarikatimmi
    @sarikatimmi Před 5 lety +5

    how can one person be so funny charming charismatic relatable etc.

  • @chutazok
    @chutazok Před 4 lety +21

    All those kids that threw eggs at him... I wonder how they feel about themselves and the choices they made 🤔

    • @chendaddy
      @chendaddy Před 4 lety +2

      Probably thought it was cool.

  • @andrewdotcom6770
    @andrewdotcom6770 Před 4 lety +28

    Anyone else think he sounds like the evil guy from phineas and ferb

  • @mentally.retired
    @mentally.retired Před 8 lety +602

    It only slightly bothers me that the microphone is attached to his chin.

    • @chiclit78
      @chiclit78 Před 7 lety +195

      Jimmy T never noticed it..... It's now all I can see .... thanks dick.

    • @baileycoleman3387
      @baileycoleman3387 Před 6 lety +16

      Jimmy T it looks like it's glued to his chin. I just want to walk up to him and try to pry it off his face

    • @memo-fq3ps
      @memo-fq3ps Před 6 lety

      Bailey C lol

    • @break4love23
      @break4love23 Před 6 lety

      Jimmy T lol

    • @MagnusGuard
      @MagnusGuard Před 6 lety +1

      i saw that too!

  • @PachucoDesigns
    @PachucoDesigns Před 9 lety +180

    Why do I get the feeling this resulted in a storm of hatred on Walid's Facebook wall? lol

    • @tehspacewolf
      @tehspacewolf Před 9 lety +6

      HupfDole87 Real quick just to say. Fuck you cause your profile picture, made me think there was a spider on my computer.
      XD sorry to waste your time with this. Have a good day.

    • @HupfDole87
      @HupfDole87 Před 9 lety +3

      CommunistCyndaquil
      hahaha my spiderminions will get you all :D

    • @tehspacewolf
      @tehspacewolf Před 9 lety +1

      And the real estate market will suffer some real losses from all these burnt down homes XD

    • @HupfDole87
      @HupfDole87 Před 9 lety +1

      CommunistCyndaquil
      rise from the ashes :)

    • @dhruvmashru5449
      @dhruvmashru5449 Před 7 lety +1

      did you find him ?

  • @Four-dk4yd
    @Four-dk4yd Před 3 lety +8

    I just heard this "informer" song...
    Loved it...when snow say " informer, djggftcrhfsehgdseeyha", I felt that...

  • @f0rumrr
    @f0rumrr Před 4 lety +5

    Teaching a life lesson while being so funny. This dude is legend.

  • @ArabellaPoppy
    @ArabellaPoppy Před 7 lety +275

    It's me Pakistani Denzel.

  • @whitetuxmafiaandfilms5042
    @whitetuxmafiaandfilms5042 Před 9 lety +53

    This was probably my favorite "This is Not Happening"

  • @virg0_lem0nade
    @virg0_lem0nade Před 10 lety +12

    dammit the wario joke fuckin slayed me hahaha. this dude's one of the best comedians out there right now imo.

  • @vyaso69
    @vyaso69 Před 9 lety +30

    How many of you'll googled Snow's Informer after watching this, cos you just had to listen to it one...more...time

    • @prestonbruchmiller497
      @prestonbruchmiller497 Před 3 lety

      I only do that about half the time I rewatch this bit now but the first 10 times I watched this bit I had to everytime.

  • @YounRangr
    @YounRangr Před 2 lety +2

    "I'm physically very weak..."
    7 years later
    Now an Eternal one punching Walids everywhere

  • @JSAVACADO
    @JSAVACADO Před 9 lety +17

    This guy, right here, is the best part of Adventure Time, Parks and Rec and Assassin's Creed: Black Flag; love his voice and love his comedy stylings. So good.

    • @Nigeman
      @Nigeman Před 9 lety

      who was he in Assassin's Creed?

    • @JSAVACADO
      @JSAVACADO Před 9 lety +5

      Nigeman
      He was the sassy tech guy working for Abstergo who would lead you through the missions while outside the Animus in Black Flag. Very weird casting, but it fits.

    • @Nigeman
      @Nigeman Před 9 lety

      ahh yeah

    • @moeezS
      @moeezS Před 9 lety +7

      Broad City, too. He's wearing a dorky helmet and thinks he's cool as if he's doing the Amazing Race. Hilarious bit.
      Also fantastic on Silicon Valley as a regular character.

    • @intopyDNA
      @intopyDNA Před 9 lety +25

      JSavacado you're thinking of Aziz Ansari lmao

  • @grappaduraone
    @grappaduraone Před 8 lety +68

    Fun fact: The guy that did the "Informer" song is the cousin of the actor who plays Bubbles in Trailer Park Boys.

    • @jamiemackie9552
      @jamiemackie9552 Před 8 lety +1

      that's a massive coincidence considering he also makes bubbles in madison!
      noisey.vice.com/en_uk/blog/the-guy-who-produced-snows-informer-now-makes-bubbles-in-madison-square-park

    • @grappaduraone
      @grappaduraone Před 8 lety +1

      Naah, that´s only the co-producer. :)

    • @j-boogiebrown9961
      @j-boogiebrown9961 Před 5 lety

      Maybe Snow was the inspiration behind J-Rock.

    • @saysHotdogs
      @saysHotdogs Před 5 lety

      It’s actually J Roc

  • @TheGobberShop
    @TheGobberShop Před 9 lety +56

    Ive seen Kumail with his shirt off, dude is not weak.

    • @D0nCab
      @D0nCab Před 9 lety +43

      TheGobberShop did you also see him with his pants off? OMGTHATSSOFUCKINGAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOLOLOLOLOLO

    • @TheGobberShop
      @TheGobberShop Před 9 lety +36

      Santos Jezebel
      The only way to truly test a mans strength is to first get him butt naked and oiled up.

    • @ShortFuseFighting
      @ShortFuseFighting Před 9 lety +6

      TheGobberShop yeah......IN ANCIENT FUCKIN' GREECE!!!

    • @amrutayyala
      @amrutayyala Před 8 lety +4

      ... And India

    • @BigBoatDeluxe
      @BigBoatDeluxe Před 8 lety

      +TheGobberShop Hahaha. You made my day with that. Thank you.

  • @mohdsuhaibhussain
    @mohdsuhaibhussain Před 4 lety +2

    The guy's not weak anymore

  • @NWednesdayQuansah
    @NWednesdayQuansah Před 7 lety +2

    There are not words to describe how much I love this story!

  • @xon31
    @xon31 Před 10 lety +3

    One of the best ones yet. He is great. Too funny!

  • @ZMorpheus
    @ZMorpheus Před 6 lety +132

    It ain't exactly your "floor the audience" performance, but it's based on an actual life story. For authenticity he gets a W. not everything needs to be made up by comedians. Look at Kevin Hart for example, claims "Real Story I swear, my daughter crawled out of the backseat of the car with a shotgun and points it at me.." Those over-the-top fake ass deliveries, inlcuding him annoyingly claiming it happened as a true story can make the audience turned off after a while. Atleast Kumail keeps it real.

  • @wlp4368
    @wlp4368 Před 7 lety +14

    "A licky boom boom down"

  • @Boog_masskway
    @Boog_masskway Před 10 lety +6

    It took me a second to get the whole Waliid Maliid thing.

  • @stevenharrisburg
    @stevenharrisburg Před 10 lety +7

    ahh so glad these shows are posted. not a lot of good comedy comes around where I live.

  • @kwenelemazibuko9966
    @kwenelemazibuko9966 Před 4 lety +12

    the guy who said, "You're from Pakistan." killed me.

  • @keerthanap1542
    @keerthanap1542 Před 2 lety +1

    0:58 “i’m physically very weak....”
    2021 - ripped marvel superhero kumail nanjiani

  • @Ohushi
    @Ohushi Před 2 lety +2

    little did he know... becomes a unit

  • @maggiee639
    @maggiee639 Před 6 lety +3

    The “informer” thing actually killed me. That is so perfect and hilarious.

  • @aliyahabrahams2071
    @aliyahabrahams2071 Před 5 lety +3

    I'm Jamaican and I LOVEEEEE that song. Major hit out here, to this day. I think it's awesome that we can influence music all over the world. Most of us don't see it as appropriation, as long as you call it by it's name (reggae or dancehall). It's also nice if you mention us 🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲

  • @MrTheletterQ
    @MrTheletterQ Před 8 lety +1

    One of the best from this series.

  • @itzajdmting
    @itzajdmting Před 8 lety +2

    This guy is hilarious. One of my favs so far in the series.

  • @erloser6942
    @erloser6942 Před 4 lety +25

    “The slower you walk the cooler you were”
    *gay panic*

  • @hmgriffin
    @hmgriffin Před 9 lety +3

    Great story... Walk slow.. laugh short... Check out Kumail Nanjiani, great comedian.

  • @irrationalmoon
    @irrationalmoon Před 4 lety +1

    Most important thing I learned in life. No matter how you try to mask and mimic others, you will never be good enough and it's so much better when you just accept, move on, and learn to love yourself (or at least not actively try to pretend to be someone else). Some people just aren't cut out to fit in.

  • @PixxieHaxx
    @PixxieHaxx Před 8 lety +1

    i can't get enough of this ~ the format is brilliant, nothing is more hilarious than the truth ~ i wish Patton Oswald & Chris Titus were part of this!

  • @Dmdm_dm
    @Dmdm_dm Před 10 lety +196

    That story was more interesting than the predictable stand-up acts of most American-born wannabe comedians

    • @ATJMovies
      @ATJMovies Před 10 lety +6

      im pretty sure that racist

    • @Dmdm_dm
      @Dmdm_dm Před 10 lety +33

      ***** dumbass alert. The remark was cultural not racial

    • @bradleybindle6428
      @bradleybindle6428 Před 10 lety +7

      ***** im pretty sure its more sexist than it is racist.

    • @penguinworm
      @penguinworm Před 10 lety +6

      Dee Kay
      I'm pretty sure it's more ageist than sexist.

    • @FatManRedemption
      @FatManRedemption Před 10 lety +2

      penguinworm
      Actually, I think it was weightist. Maybe heightist, I'm running out of these.

  • @irams8486
    @irams8486 Před 8 lety +3

    I've watched this video like 10 times in 2 months. It's so funny😂

  • @EnjoyerofYoutube
    @EnjoyerofYoutube Před 9 lety +1

    kumail is one of the best comedians performing now.

  • @chrisvalleqatsi
    @chrisvalleqatsi Před 2 lety +1

    2021 Update - Kumail is unapologetically SHREDDED

  • @ghosttheking8917
    @ghosttheking8917 Před 8 lety +5

    I've watch this like 10 times. Still funny.

  • @exas4791
    @exas4791 Před 5 lety +5

    At least he's aware that he had first wanted to use Walid to be cool.

  • @jeyjay023
    @jeyjay023 Před 9 lety +1

    I love this guy's segment!

  • @iaelean
    @iaelean Před 10 lety +3

    This was a really good one.

  • @enargins
    @enargins Před 5 lety +7

    I think Kumail could talk about how he replaces a toilet paper roll, and it would be funny.

  • @gzzuss
    @gzzuss Před 4 lety +3

    I think he can't do this joke anymore... The man is jacked!

  • @AnimalLover101195
    @AnimalLover101195 Před 6 lety

    Kumail looks like he gives good hugs. He looks cuddly.

  • @AlilishSuki
    @AlilishSuki Před 3 lety

    Loved the end! I can't even imagine a Friend like that

  • @QuadroNVS
    @QuadroNVS Před 9 lety +5

    Pied Piper, that's all I think off when i watch this.

  • @LiftKirballsBan
    @LiftKirballsBan Před 4 lety +4

    Who else paused this and watched Informer by Snow?

  • @farley9255
    @farley9255 Před 4 lety +2

    I just finished Silicon Valley.. I didn't know Dinesh was a stand-up comedian. This was great!

  • @jimmyloves508954707
    @jimmyloves508954707 Před 10 lety +1

    Big fan of Kamail, and This Is Not Happening. I don't want them to ever end!

  • @apehugo3511
    @apehugo3511 Před 4 lety +6

    Bro I just found out this guy actually buff ! Look at the arms on him lolol

  • @MrMikaragva
    @MrMikaragva Před 7 lety +106

    is it me or he kinda looks like a Pakistani Nathan Fillion ?

  • @victoriaknowsbest
    @victoriaknowsbest Před 7 lety +2

    Shout out from Jamaica!

  • @januarnaoki9277
    @januarnaoki9277 Před 5 lety

    Damn.. that's deep man.. u sharing this story thanks

  • @sokka1005
    @sokka1005 Před 4 lety +8

    walid only sent a friend request because he new kumail was famous and wanted to be cool again

  • @iancraig5471
    @iancraig5471 Před 8 lety +8

    all I can hear in my head is Prismo. that's cool though.

  • @aadityaraman5693
    @aadityaraman5693 Před 3 lety +2

    He’s not physically weak anymore is he. Mans come a long way from this.

  • @oneshotme
    @oneshotme Před 3 lety

    Enjoyed your video so I gave it a Thumbs Up

  • @mhsolutionz
    @mhsolutionz Před 6 lety +4

    i can't stop my laughing.. and thinking about your facial expression when you got waleed facebook request.