Flying the Worst Budget Airline - Pete Davidson
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- čas přidán 27. 09. 2019
- Pete Davidson recalls his experience flying Cape Air and explains why he sends dick pics to his mom. (Contains strong language.)
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I’ve actually flown Cape Air before, and that’s exactly what it’s like.
Thats hilarious
WD tell us more
The weird thing is I flew it from San Juan, Puerto Rico to Beef Island Airport in the British Virgin Islands. I can confirm it was the same Cape Air because the brochures in the seat back pockets advertised their New England flights. It wasn’t even connected to the New England routes. Anyways, I had an entire conversation with the pilot about what it was like to fly for the airline (One of the passenger seats is where the co-pilot would be on a larger airplane). He mentioned that he would make more money if he flew a big plane for United, American or Delta, but he liked flying this short haul route in the Cessna because it meant he could spend more time with his family in Puerto Rico. It was easily the coolest experience I’ve ever had on a commercial flight. Also, the customs at Beef Island Airport were the fastest customs in the world. My family were the only people in line. I’ve been to the BVI multiple times, and my heart dropped when I heard about the hurricane that devastated the islands. I hear things are almost back to the way they were before. I’d highly recommend visiting the British Virgin Islands, and I’d even more highly recommend seeing the islands by sailboat. Luckily, my dad and I know how to sail, but there are tons of sailboat rental companies based there, and all of them have charter trip packages. It’s the best way to see the islands.
the dude at 1:50, that guy is absolutely wild for this Cape Air anecdote. they weigh everything!
I see your CapeAir and raise you a Talkeetna Air Taxi.
Terrifying but great views.
His mom was my nurse in HS. She’s really nice.
anthony f rodriguez that’s good
@Shade Bleu Don't let all that edge cut you.
@Shade Bleu Who hurt you?
@Shade Bleu you're glad his dad is dead because you dont like his jokes? Seems... a bit extreme
@Shade Bleu Hes not pretending to be woke? He makes dick and self deprecation jokes.
He started his jokes with Staten Island... Then went on Cape Air.... And landed in Alabama...
HAHAHHA
good one lol
i’m from alabama and yeah-
@Greg Seffler no need to attempt on normalizing thisshit
@@erikalenoeye8925 What is unacceptable? If you're saying generalizing is unacceptable you're off your rocker.
y’all so mean to pete, he’s literally so adorable 😭 💀
sophia johnston MENDESARMY!!!!!
ok sophia
Camila L of course!!!
demi glas, plus 4 a.lovely lady actually, yes. yes i would
Roman Pisani ok roman
Pete Davidson always looks like a starving werewolf in mid-transformation.
Please refer to him by his proper name Edward Cullen
Saint Victoria don’t insult Pete like that 😂 Edwards like the worst vampire ever
its because he has crohns disease
Or like a cop in the 90s
Mad Mark Wolfman must be one of your relatives
"I don't know if I'm s'posed to beat him up or play catch." Pete is brilliant. Wise beyond his years.
No. How
911 likes I can’t like it and ruin it. I’m a terrible person
Y’all insulting his looks but he managed to smash Ariana Grande.
And she smashed us.
In the ears with her fucking terrible music.
Christopher Imperiale it’s obviously not bad because she’s the biggest musician right now
@@gigi2416 > the biggest musician right now
Hahahahahahahaha....
> musician
*deep breah*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Christopher Imperiale what? she’s a musician and if you look at the numbers, she’s the biggest and most popular one today. you just love to hate lol if you don’t like her music, just don’t fucking listen
@@gigi2416 No. Ariana is a figurehead and her producers do the music for her. If you want to call her a musician, explain to me why it took 16 musicians to do the instruments on the Thank U, Next album. Explain why it took 13 producers to do the arrangements and mixing on that album. Explain to me why the album is only at 86 on the Billboard 200, and Queen's Greatest Hits album is charting at 32. Explain to me why Beerbongs and Bentleys is charting ahead of Thank U, Next, having released a year prior. Explain to me why even before COVID, there were numerous artists touring that had higher concert attendance.
Explain to me why she's the biggest musician in the world when there is a legion of evidence to the contrary. Numbers don't lie, after all.
i always had a crush on pete on snl and my friends thought it was weird. Keep in mind this dude has dated Ariana Grande, Kate Beckinsale, Margaret Qualley, Kaia Gerber, so yeah he has his charms
UPDATE: Phoebe Dynevor is added to the list and now Kim Kardashian. Let's see who the next update is folks!
quirky mermaid28 I think he would be a great partner
He looks like he has the hookup on some nice drugs
when he started in about the "im old, cant get hard part" I was like, it's because your not with Kate anymore, it's not your age ffs....lol
quirky mermaid28 The more a girl laughs the more time she spends with her eyes closed😂💀
Or..
only pete could go from talking about beatin it to talking about his mom and pull it off 😂
I feel bad for you and the 86 other people that think Pete Davidson is funny
Dooey Tee sheesh let people have another comedic taste than u
@@sabrinaly2942 sheesh let people voice their own opinion
Dooey Tee I have no problem with you voicing your opinion. But there’s a difference between voicing your opinion and making nasty comments. Just say you don’t like him and don’t act like we’re somehow dumb for finding him funny. :)
No one is going to appreciate the double meaning of pull it off?
I’ve never seen Pete look MORE Staten Island than this
Paige -Low Key- its the firefighter shirt lmao
Nah he looks pretty Brooklyn to me
abdurrahman nashit prolly cause all the Italians from Brooklyn moved here to Staten island
And the gold chain! I love it!
On or off Saturday Night Live?
Everyone’s commenting on his appearance. Like, ok. Didn’t realize this was a modeling gig. I thought it was a stand up comedy routine.
Halfway through and I couldn't tell you what this is
Dingus Khan it seems like a guy talking to a bunch of people about an airplane but the people won’t respond with any words just laughter. It’s kind of weird.
agizzy23 well he’s not funny so we’re kinda limited with topics here
He looks like he just woke up from a 2 year nap. What do you expect?
He look like the second image in an animorphs cover to a rat
“I just left a present for you on your bed” thats definitely a mom thing
“Are you my new dad” -Pete Davidson
I just want to make sure kids know that you don't have to ask your parents to buy you condoms. There is no age restriction on condoms, you can buy them when you're 13. Wear a condom kids!
You great!
Unless you live in an LDS area!
the issue was never being able to buy, i think it was not wanting to buy it in front off alot of ppl
The highschool I went to had free condoms available to anyone. We also had a great health program that taught about sex. And we had band, p.e., home economics, biology, etc. That was 25 years ago though.
@@dronexfun8469 woah cool!
I love how comfortable he is making inappropriate jokes about his mom😂
Lol very telling... considering he has a thing for MILFS.
Pete looks like he never gets any sleep ever and simultaneously just woke up.
He smokes weed. It'll make you look like that haha
@@danilonden3782 no
@@abtwopoint0 what you mean no?
“Wanna see my room?!”
I can tell by the lack of tattoos this is not recent stuff :) but always good
Its like 2015 standup
He says he's 22 but he's 25 now so, yeah.
Dire wolves are dope.
Tiago Aguiar Warcraft Fire wolves?
@@anthonyvillenas3212 czcams.com/video/SEN1pcn3oAw/video.html
I can imagine him voicing Bojack Horsemen's adult-teen son
He'll make a perfect Bojack son
This is the most wholesome, yet profane, stand up act I've ever seen. I love it!
He looks like Beetlejuice's son.
This comment is too funny
Omg 😮 lol spot on
Exactly!!!
Dude I was thinking the same thing
Th W. 😂😂😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Lol I like how he dated Kate Beckinsale who's 46 and talks about being 46 like it's terminal.
1. It's a joke, 2. This was before that.
No way, this scrub dated Kate beckinsale? No way
@@ibladesi he was engaged to Ariana Grande bro, hes always gonna bag way hotter girls than you, so who's the scrub? lmao
@50 dig - that's more like a couple of thousand people. Comedy central doesn't do specials in front of100 people...
Rocky Rafi Kate Back In Sale was an arranged relationship for publicity. Anyhow, at 46 she does look much better than this loser that is much younger.
Spirit Airlines:
Am i a joke to you?
Why did he have to go directly from the masterbation joke to talking about his mom with no space in between lol
“as long as there’s a tilt, i can jerk it.... My mom is real cool.”
Hahha exactly
I just >_> “…segweyyy…” heueheueh
RIP Scott Davidson and all the men of Ladder 118
I thought that his name was Stan...
RIP
Twenty years later and it's still so, so incredibly sad
I see a lot of people saying he's not funny...
You missed his charm. The dry, kinda dead, kinda sad, topics all over the place thing. THAT is what makes him funny. He's also generally the cutest person, very wholesome, and his humour is typical for our generation.
Maybe...You're just old.
Sorry, not sorry.
Who said he’s not funny? I think he’s really funny. Plus this was a while ago (the beginning of his career) so he’s obviously not as good then. Even though he is amazing
@@jadakepkie5510 when i scrolled thru the comments i say a lot of people saying he wasn't funny and generally saying mean things. Got a lil protective
Yessss
Thank you
I think he was bombing tonight some of his jokes hit perfectly but. His SNL stuff is pretty good tho.
why’s everyone commenting about ‘how dead he looks’ it’s just dark circles lol
It's because he's got crohns disease
Oh, really? He's not actually dead? I never would have figured that out without your comment. Thanks so much for clarifying
@@gazatkinson5288 I doubt that would be the only reason? I have Crohn's disease and know loads of people who also have it and it doesn't seem any more common among us than regular people. I don't know.
Kimberly Tennison i know but it’s not that big of a deal
@@kimberlytennison6970 you're welcome
I recently learned about Pete's past and all I can say is I'm really proud of him for living out his dreams and I'm sure his dad up in heaven is very proud of him too. I wish him the best of luck
“Put a bandaid on it idk” 😂
When you get older you gotta bat it around a little bit first before it gets hard. That killed me because it's so true 😆
But how do you go from talking about "getting it up" to your mother getting up?
Shane Matthew He is a pothead. Heavy marijuana use has shown erectile problems. I’m a pothead myself and my guy friends will spill the beans with me all the time (I’m a butch ass lesbian lmfao so the dudes treat me like a dude and forget I ain’t got a dick to give advice lmaoo)
True... for YOU.
You’re almost 40! #viagra
bruh he's over here at 21 or 22 talking about how old his mom is in her mid forties (and yes I know he's kidding) and I'm here just turning 18 while my dad is like 56
That's not a big deal to me. My mom had me young too and I'm grateful for it!
I'm 16 and my dad is 67
I'm 14 and my dad's dead
You're lucky if your dad is older that means he's smarter and is going to raise you better
He's 26
I can see now how Bill Burr could tell the moment he first met him that he was gonna be one of the greats. Only 22 and killing it here like a pro. As a pro, rather. Amazing.
Lmao the pilot speech was hilarious
He stole that joke :/
@@trumanhopper2493 from?
@@TruthGatherer2013 ur mom
@@nickbanderson how original
@@TruthGatherer2013 ur mom is/was a funny lass. nothing to be ashamed off
I was trying to justify the joke, until he said shes a school nurse💀☠
LOL FR
LMAOO “idk just put a bandaid on it or somethin” 😭
The way he talks about his aging mom is just so adorable, he is seem like a great son to his mom
why is everyone talking ab his looks?.. hes funny asf lmao
Not funny nor do I get any of the jokes
They feel jealously 🤣 I guess, and he reminds me of Rodrick.
@@higler1455 humor is subjective
Those 290 dislikes are from People of Staten Island...
HaHa fuck em.this dude kills me
😂 not us we love satan island
Hahahaha
It's the whole population of Staten Island lol.
I’m from Staten Island and the Staten Island joke was legit funny
I love how bold he is mannn 😂
He finessed his way outta the awkwardness w the mom jokes so well lmao
The more I watch him, the more attractive he gets
This guy's becoming more and more comfortable with his shit, who knows where he'll land
I guess he got famous!! This was like 11 yrs ago
@@ctina2572 Wow, really?!
How old is he now?
@@jinjo001 He's twenty-five
Shit is right!!!
None of that was funny!
@@ctina2572 so he was 14 when this got up ?
I’m not gay but seeing the people comments about he’s look , i have to say he looks good I don’t know what y’all talking about.
why's everyone hating on his looks? he's cute af
ikr!
Pete's mom had him when she was 20? You go gurl
My mum is 38 and I’m 17. Having a young mother is great
Pete looks like mid-90's era Chris Cornell with that hair.
Nah
I've heard of all of his jokes in this one and I still laugh lmao
When your parents buy you condoms youre like "ugh gross leave me alone" but then you grow up and realise how expensive they are and beg the lord to drop you some free condoms from the sky
🤣
Me at 32: Damn he looks terrible.
“Yeah I just turned 22”
😧
Cape Air is the best Airline you really feel the bump of the turbalence.
Sean Young either it’s the turbulence or the plane falling the hell apart
He looks like sleep deprived Andy Samberg
Pete, you’re adorable. Love ya.
I needed the jokes. I was feeling awful.
You helped.
Why are people so mean to Pete, he's the best mix of cute scruffy and hot.
Dude is super talented. Don’t know why he gets the hate.
You should see the butthurt fans of his ex on Twitter. They're the whole circus.
Because he's not super talented.
@@marceloromero4515 I agree. He is a decent Comedian, but he got way too famous way too quickly...
I know him from constant bad performances in SNL, but his standups are pretty ok actually it seems.
he's too young to be this famous. Most comedians don't get success for decades. This guy blew up when he was like 20, because of SNL. I'd say he's a better actor in sketches because he has a whole vibe about him. But as a stand-up comedian he's just not on the level of other guys, the prob is he lacks experience in comedy aswell as in life. He's just overrated.
"oh no...I'm gay now"
Pete Davison is winning at life. He looks like that and everyone loves him.
His routine at Penn State was the funniest comedy show I’ve ever seen
I cant tell if he's super high or completely sober
hey at least I tried yes
He looks like Jon Cryer with Charlie Sheen's drug habit.
🤣👍
gold
Spot on 👌🏼
IM FUCKING DEAD BRO 💀
This is the best one I've seen so far 👍
10\10 would read again lmao
7:11 hes like debating if he should continue the joke
He is the full embodiment of Richie Tozier
I love pete . His humor id amazing and he's also a cutie.
Ohh no I'm gay now haha
“I’m a school nurse, put a bandaid on it” 🤣🤣🤣
Pete Davidson you look like Edward from Twilight but the werewolf version
Pete is so good for his age.. He’s far from the best but it’s very impressive..
I love Pete Davidson! He’s hilarious!
This guy is going to be a legend in comedy
This is the funniest stand up so far🤣🤣🤣🤣
"i never even brought a friend home!"🤣
I hope he can find his car soon it’s been over a week
That was one of the longest, yet most enjoyable eight minutes and six seconds of my life.
Y'all know whats the best thing about him.. you never get bored! so im here after many times and i still watch it without getting bored..
He's like a young slim Jay Oakerson that dresses less edgy.
fucking spot on. A little less edgy material too.
"just trying to get a good work in" lol
The way he talks about his mom is adorable hahahah
Pete is amazing.. very handsome and very funny...his dad would be very proud of him...
He’s only 22 woah I thought he was at least 25.
this is 3 years old ..
He is 26 now
No google says he is 25
Old special
I was thinking 35
7:06 legit spit out my drink
He looks like jay from big mouth. I love the vibe😂
Only Pete Davidson would start a show with “WATTUP?!”
First time I saw him I hated him. Second time, hated him more.
But he has beaten me down and been funny enough to win me over and that isn't easy to do.
No one gives a shit about you. Yoir not a funny gate keeper
@@belleareynolds3295 Why are women so hostile to other women
@@msharmall7298 idk ask one
@@belleareynolds3295 ur name is bellea I am asking one
@@msharmall7298 thats my 2 year old daughters name. Im a guy
i fucking love this dude. I saw him in a random movie and all of a sudden he was in 2 of the best comedies to come out in the last 3 years... Big Time Adolescence and King of Staten Island and i want to see his career keep going
I love how he introduced Staten Island.
*Pete is a whole mood* 😂
My mom is a nurse too and I honestly do the same damn thing
@@richardvinsen2385 lmao right I thought the same thing then I see her profile pic
Richard Vinsen definitely sending my mom pictures of my dick. Is that weird?
katykat978 It depends. Is it still attached?
damn chad actually knows words wtf
"Okay" 🤷
I died at 2:40
Didn't even live to finish
When he said school nurse 😂😂
his mom is almost 47 now and my mom is 54. i’m 15
I flew this airline once and when we all stood up to walk off they told us if we see any trash on the way out to pick it up...lol
I’m genuinely in love with him
This was a fun watch. Pete is very talented as a stand up comedian.
I flew Cape Air to Chicago once. Never forgot what the pilot said.
Pilot: "Is this your first time flying Cape Air? ... Well it is my first time too!"
Pete Davidson looks like the lesbian DJ who dated Lindsay Lohan in the 2000's...
Wtf
@@jnightmare0 look up Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan
Cept.....he's prettier.
that is actually really funny she does look like pete
I read this Lebanese’s
glad i watched some of his standup. dude is strong
The ending really made me spit the Gatorade I was drinking on my phone
Hey guys uh, we get it, he looks tired, find a new joke.
Ikr, kinda bored of it at this point 😂
People are mean
Na nigguh he high on somethang
Yeah, as soon as he does.
These nuts found a new joke on your chin.
I love Pete. 🤪 He's hilarious.
My family came to Staten Island in 1890 and I moved in 2000. I will never even travel through it to get somewhere else.
Me wondering why everyone's roasting his looks for no reason