TF2: The Kritzkrieg Casino
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- čas přidán 28. 05. 2024
- Succeeding with the Kritzkrieg really can be a roll of the dice.
Massive thanks to @Jauntyweb for all the Cuphead related SFM artwork in this video, the quality honestly blew me away. I also need to shoutout D Pad for that neat little Soldier loading animation, @zenithzv for his voice over work, @Maven_ for holding my hand through After Effects and Nae Nae for his beautiful album cover.
0:00 - Risk
1:13 - The Casino
2:12 - The Kritzkrieg & Critical Hits
4:45 - Gamble #1: No defensive utility
6:00 - Gamble #2: Teammates
9:30 - Gamble #3: 'The trolley dilemma'
10:45 - Jackpot
13:40 - Dustbowl
14:25 - Funny Taunt
14:55 - How does it FEEL to receive Kritz?
15:20 - The Official Kritz Tier List™
18:42 - Random Crits
19:55 - 'Crit' by Radiohead
20:28 - Primary Weapon Discussion
21:05 - Melee Weapon Discussion
22:45 - Conclusion
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fun fact: if a pyro is kritz charged, any projectiles airblasted will turn into crits too!
Ooga booga
Mans just said "apply the paste"
Apply the paste
I actually did not know this existed lmao
@@elmaxoTF2 also, fun fact about kritz. when it is charged, you cannot backstab!
I kritzed a spy once just for the heck of it a year ago
His stock revolver started looking a lot more like the old ambassador, and he wouldn't stop laughing in voice chat lmao
bro went mad due to the sheer eargasm that is getting pocketed by a kritz medic
"Garbage day!"
I mean all knife hits also become one shot so it's pretty good
@@showtime6310 Not really, they deal 120 damage.
@@TrueRandomPlayer lmao
9:46
If I ever get a strange kritzkrieg, I'm calling it "The Trolley Dilemma"
If there ever comes a trolley skin, it’ll be either even better or a missed opportunity
If I played more Medic, I’d name mine “No Longer Human”
Did you get one?
@@SPORTSY1987 No.
@@Testsubject276 rip, reply back once you did tho
Kritz spy is seriously so slept upon. He basically becomes a sniper except easier and with better close range DPS
Ok but 270 damage rocket😳
Yeah, there is a reason the diamondback is deemed so OP. It does the exact same thing.
@@YourLocalMairaabooBut still it’s overshadowed by T H E A M B A S S A D O R
@@skravatsnow that the ambi got nerfed it really isnt
Kritzkrieg is one of the many examples in the game that makes you say, _"Yeah, I definitely deserved getting killed there by underestimating my opponent, despite it being from a crit."_
ok
Stickmaster, legendary TF2 commenter
well earned crits after all!
Certainly doesnt feel like it when a soldier main dominates me with a pocket medic up his ass
Elmaxo has earned the comment which belongs to the most legendary gamer to exist
*stickmaster500*
12:22
"And I've heard Zealot kicks a puppy in the ribcage every time you get a phlog kill."
*A few months later*
"I got 10000 kills with the phlog in one week"
Aged like milk
WOAH WOAH WAIT WAIT WAIT
@@goblinking9695 WAIT A SECOND
@@Ph0n3numb3r 10000 ribcages destroyed. lucky the medic is about, or there would be a lot more dead puppies
@@jakeworsfold3669 indeed aged like milk
I like the use of Video game casino music, really emphasizes the gambling mechanics of the Kritzkrieg
The music is from the videogame Cuphead, also the opening intro cutscene is basically Cuphead intro cutscene but he remade the text and the ending.
Giving a sniper a kritz charge and seeing them pull out the smg to melt people will never stop being funny to me
For me, the Kritzkrieg says
"I don't need to be invincible when the entire other team is dead!"
True but it often gets you killed as well.. however in those times that you do kill everyone with it nothing is more satisfying.
plus, your sundowner, YOUR ALREADY *FUCKING INVINCIBLE*
As a wise man once said, "I AM THE DEFENSE"
[ gets backstabbed ]
@@superkobster yeah kritz gets you killed more than anything. If it isn't a backstab it's a flanking pyro or something lol
Now imagine getting pocketed by two medics, first one has normal medigun and Second has kritzkieg and they both activate their ubers at the same time. Absolute madness
Add another stock medigun medic and have him Uber the kritz one.
@@Green24152just flash both with stock.
And 3 vaccinators!!
I've had that happen.
medic with kritzkieg here - I've only seen that once on a soldier and I can tell you it's a menace 💥
I was just playing a match last night with two medics that had the Kritskrieg, and I was a Heavy. They chose me as their vessel and so I would have several moments where I’d give them insane kill streaks. At the end of the game I thanked them as it was a lot of fun and they thanked me for the killstreaks. One of my favorite moments playing this game.
You forgot the fact that the holiday punch with crits can make everyone laugh which easily puts heavy at s tier
I did this with my friend
@@willcubemakes sounds funny, im going to try it lmao
wait that would be OP in friendly servers lmao
i do this so much with my friend against uber combos lmao
Jumping negates the holiday punches gimmick tho
Christ Maxo your edits only get nuttier every upload. Splendid job as always
didn't expect you here
Hi richter! Come here often?
Lol
Do you prefer boobs or ass Richter Overtime, please respond immediately.
it does :)
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Just wanna say how amazing the casino themed editing is 🎲 scene was really smooth
*Cuphead themed editing
@@Soapromancer Casino themed editing, including Cuphead's casino
I must say, it was amazing hearing the kritz turn on, then moments later hearing “Team wipe! You killed the all!!” A fantasy of many medics and power class mains alike. 11:22
The feeling of airblasting a crocket back to the Kritzkrieg medic is riveled by none.
Even better if it's back at the cocky Soldier that shot the crocket
The crocky soldier, @gil , if you wi
will
Something that happend: Demoman shoots pipe. i reflect. kill his medic instantly and minicrits after that i detonator jump away and disappeared
I got one that might be better, melee killing a vaccinator medic.
11:26 “team wipe, you killed them all!!”
This brings two things to my head:
1. When and how did they all die at the same time
2. Dopamine
I once kritzed a F2P Demo, had to be like his 5th - 6th game. I never felt more enpowered and happy for doing it. That guy got 8 kill streak. Some tryhards with unusuals called him a hacker. And he said nothing. Not a word. What a boss.
EDIT: I AM WELL FUCKING AWARE THEY CANT TALK! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!
He said nothing because he couldnt... Chad
That's some funny shit. He probably didn't have the account he once played on, OR he didn't buy anything after the F2Ps speak change.
i think you helped make a tf2 fan like if thats one of someones first experiences with the game theyd probably fall in love with it
I love people who teachs f2p the way to play the game
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7:18, “an inventory worth more than my f**king kidney” 💀😂😂😂
I haven’t finished the video yet, but i absolutely adored the Cuphead-styled intro. Keep up the great work!
13:20 I'm just laughing at this Heavy who approached the cart, saw a kritzgrieg'd Soldier coming in at full speed towards him and his team and just decided "nah, I'm just gonna plomp myself on the cart and eat a sandv--" BOOM ded.
om nom no- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
O- *fucking dies*
That intro was incredible. Your content always surprises me with the amount of quality.
Yea same!
Me either
Dude your videos are insane, I love the cuphead intro! So much work put into this keep it up!
That intro was glorious, incredible work my man.
DUUUUUUDE that cuphead-esque intro was actually flawless, right down to the replicated hourglass loading animation. you are literally creating perfection.
btw elmaxo is swag. yeah i’m a goofy ass nerd what of it
THIS MAN'S EDITING IS GOD TIER, you might even become one of the next biggest tf2 youtubers cuz your content is that good, good luck on your success!
I think he created his own tier.
The new muselk
Totally agree, but it feels like too much pressure lets just let him do stuff
@@deur agree i dont want this guy having an upload schedule like lazy purple and its ok if he makes less effort videos its always so good when he uploads
truth
I just can't stop looking at the thumbnail it's gorgeous!! Also great video, i absolutly love it as a medic main
you timed each page flip at the beginning of this video perfectly to when i finished reading each sentence. +1 updoot
What a timeless masterpiece from "Studio John". elmaxo is swag
he lied
2:56 Missed a chance for a pun there, 'Crits do not discriminate, they simply eliminate.'
That's not really a pun, but its still funny because grammatically it's referred to as an assonance
@@DapperestDave I thought that was consonance, or is that with vowel sounds? I don't remember, it's been almost a decade since my last good literature class.
@@dawudsandstorm7852 nah youre right consonance is the right one
@@dawudsandstorm7852 i just remembered assonance because its funny
Make content
And this is the final video in your backlog to watch. I will continue to watch all videos you put out on this channel
I’ve watched this at least one time, really shows how good of a video this is
that’s crazy man,
@@alexandersandved6664 i am pretty insane
1:26 I know that the whole bit about the comp scene is more or less a throwaway, the kritzkrieg is actually occasionally used in comp in yet another risk/reward interaction, since uber advantage is everything - you get your uber more quickly than stock, but if you don't act on that advantage, the enemy's uber will absolutely destroy yours, as you mentioned.
The music and cutscene is from videogame Cuphead
That Cuphead Casino intro segment was fantastically put together. Well done.
12:00 is actually me. Never played the game before and here I am watching your videos. I don't know how it got recommended to me or why I watched the first video I saw of yours but I enjoy the content!
you should play the game, it's fun... and free.
You know the 2fort server is full of f2ps when the medic Ubers you as spy
19:40
Random Ubers: Whenever someone takes damage, they have a random chance to completely negate it and all other incoming damage for 0.5 seconds. Chance increases with the amount of damage they've taken recently.
Hahahah that sounds amazing!
Now to combine it with random crits and make the anti crit crowd cry.
That would be a hilarious amount of stupid on a custom server. Crits are random, ubers are random, roll the dice and watch the world burn.
@@XSniper74184 we need this
This would make the Kunai even more bullshit
welp sentries are now literally useless
and so is heavy
12:57 "sniper go for a risky play", good one elmaxo.
Hey are you the guy that bought all the Ibuprofin that a local Pharmacy had in stock so an entire town couldnt get any and had to buy it all from you at a marked up price?
As a Medic Main who often goes offensive when i am alone, the sheer destruction at 14:55 is beautiful. I just like to sit back and watch as the person i Kritz Uber demolishes the enemy team
That Cuphead opening was so well done, good job there
"Crits do not discriminate, they simply kill"
The short circuit: I have some concerns with that statement.
Why is Dr bright here
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1. 1
(___________)
Memetic kill agent deactivated
Another instance of scp-4498 found mtf force oh no you don’t is to be dispatched to the instances location immediately and is to terminate the instance.
-The Administrator
The Battalion's Backup :
5:11 I KNEW I WASN'T THE ONLY PERSON WHO SCREAMS WHEN A CRIT HITS THEM
That's the scream of "WHERE DID MY ARM GO"
14:25 also works with the Amputator taunt so you can heal you and your team.
The fact that the casino palace theme from F-Zero GX is in the backround is just perfect, as casino palace 2 in F-Zero GX is boost pad central if you are willing to risk falling off the track and dying.
Single handedly makes me wanna run the kritz more. Your videos are getting better and better every time dude, absolutely love seeing you on my feed now, keep it up
Woooo pk beats
If there’s another medic on my team then I go kritz, then we can double Uber for 8 seconds of god mode
22:20 my take on the amputator: makes you actually have self healing and, when you have a guarranteed pocket, other melees are more lackluster. However if you dont have a pocket it might be not worth using it because your pocket wont kill anyone making you and him die and making your escape impossible, in this situation its almost always better to do sporadic ubers which makes the ubersaw a little better because you can get a little more uber on random spies.
I somehow got myself and a pyro to a flank behind an enemy defense line. They were all packed in a building and when the kritz went on half of the enemy team disappeared before they could even scream. The team just walked past the remaining feeble resistance to win the game. Kritz is the best
i knew the thumbnail was familliar and the cuphead style intro proved me right
Making medic content captivating to watch is difficult, nice work Mr CZcamsr man
i remember so vividly when i played kritzkrieg medic and was about to defend a payload push,
i decided to kritz the f2p soldier that can easily blow up their entire enemy team that is pushing the cart,
instead
he did the unthinkable
he looked down and picked up *a rocket jumper* while facing *the entire enemy team* on the payload
i was genuinely baffled by it and probably have ptsd from it
Common trolldier W.
Only 30 seconds into the video rn, but I appreciate you opening it with the Casino stage music from F-Zero GX given the title.
9:50 this image is so cursed out of context
The taunt to heal thing was actually in one of the "jerma is mad" videos. Thats where i originally learned this hidden tech. Ah the nostalgia.
18:12 "Six bullets: more than enough bullets to kill anything that moves."
Now I’ll show you why they call me revolver
gosh darn it we need the mixtape
I had to watch this video twice, the first time around I was trying so hard to figure out whether or not the back ground music was in Fallout New Vegas, and then more specifically if it was played at the tops or the Lucky 38
Love the Soldier loading icon at 2:11
As a medic main, the best source of dopamine you can ever get is having your team thank you for heals and/or thank you for a good push.
Its also so satisfying watching your name go up in that 5 killstreak, wether you got the kills or not.
incredible cuphead refrence definitely wasent ready for it
2:54
Missed chance to say: "Crits don't discriminate, they exterminate."
The sketch at 9:50 made me burst out laughing i love your videos
6:24
Well no shit, you led him to ice. He supposed to drink that?
"He kicks a puppy for every kill you get with the plog" oh no, elmaxo you fucking monster
That animation from Cuphead is brutal!I like it.
7:18 Your inventory is worth more than all 3 of my cars. Nice.
7:11
The obvious answer is Igor
Hilarious you make a "Deal with the Devil" Cuphead intro with this video considering the medic has canonically duped The Devil into essentially being unable to permanently die.
I appreciate the fact that this was recommended to me the morning after unboxing a strange kritzkrieg
12:22 Zealot would do that anyways honestly.
Yeah
The amount of work you put into your every video is astonishing! One of the best tf2 youtubers I have ever seen, thanks!
19:47 Yes, but that mechanic actually benefits the kritzkrieg since someone you gave 100% crits will have a higher random crit chance after those 8 seconds
Random crits % increase based on how much damage you dealt during last i think 20 seconds
8:32 you know you have a melee for a reason, right? That scout was a walking sack of free ubercharge.
1:11 I'm gonna need a loop of that soldier
1:13 Dude I love this intro so much, It's such a genius idea ngl. Jauntyweb also copy the Cuphead style quiet well, I appreciate that.
"no defensive utility" that one taunt from that one medi gun making you recover like 80% of your hp is laughing
The cuphead casino intro sequence is fabulous.
1:12 That soldier's dance tho 😂
:)
king dice
Tbh Stock Uber+Phlog is honestly one of the times I think people should realize “yeah the phlog pyros aren’t horrible people, there’s at least 2 brain cells (maximum of 3) rattling around inside their brain.” It takes some coordination and it’s probably the reason the Phlogistinator is a weapon in the first place, to be an insane booster to the Stock Uber without sacrificing damage output but at the same time justifying having no airblast to save yourself or your team from projectiles and fire when you *aren’t* being Ubered.
You got me into tf2 and all I want to say is thank you
cuphead intro 10/10. just finished that game and i thought of king dice the moment you said its roll of the dice.
12:16 so you second handedly helped kick 10,000 puppies?
wdym 'second hand'? It was entirely his doing
Not the only person that noticed right? Elmaxo is swag. No where is my free heart
"For every kill you get with the phlog, Zealot kicks a puppy in the ribs."
I think his legs fell off after your 10000 kills in one week challenge.
"The other syringe guns uh.. definitely exist."
They're undeniably one of the weapons of all time.
1:52 [chat disabled for this account] yelled the F2P
Haven't seen anyone say it so I will
9:49 that demo face will most likely give me nightmares for a week and I'm almost sure I'm not alone on this
I love the Cuphead references here ^~^
I'm still fairly new and haven't been able to experiment with the kritzkrieg yet, but I really wanna now what it plays like to be the kritzkrieg pocket. As a heavy main that often feels like I'm doing little more than chip damage, I'm very interested in the triple damage and guaranted crits.
this is a marvellously well made video, you explored so much about the kritzkrieg and im happy to see the medic’s nuance getting some limelight in the community! also if you wanna ruin some poor light class’s day, try kritzkrieg onto a demo knight (it’s also a secret counter to vaccinator medics)
20:00 I was taking a bath while watching this and my neighbor started banging at the wall... I live in a house.
We used to do a kritz to the OG Enforcer (20% extra damage on every shot, slower cloak time) and called it "Enforce the law!".
It was genuinely really damn good as no one expected a spy to just 1-3 shot you.
I miss that Enforcer.
12:21 can't imagine all the puppies that died during the 10k kills video xd
06:33
This clip hits a little too close too home
I remember one time I was playing med. 100% uber. About 6 of my teammates were dead, and I was about to die as well, until I find a lonely heavy on the frontline. He takes damage, I uber him, and then he runs to a safe corner to eat a sandwich. ALL WHILE BEING UBERED, MIND YOU. I got so frustrated I didn't even bother trying to run and survive, I just stood there
17:20 Talking about caring for your medic's health during a krits push.
GUN SPY IS the Best, most Amazing, and incredibly Devastating subclass i’ve ever seen.
There is no worse feeling than wheb the kritz medic ubers you but you don't have any weapon reloaded
Excellent video! I love the edits! I love the in depth talk on the gambles of kritz vs regular medi gun! Truly excellent video! Very informative for the medic wanting to switch up their gameplay.
The other day I had a great time memeing around with a random gun spy who asked for kritz, managed to gun down at least two enemies per charge, more than often getting a long range med pick. Ran that combo for three consecutive rounds, often demoralizing the enemy team from the humiliation and confusion of being bodied by the stock revolver.
Needless to say, I made a friend that day.
As a Sniper main who only played pre-bot crisis the funnies thing to me was when a Medic got tilted with Demos and Sollys not giving them kills came up to me because I was performing quite well, and Kritz'd me. I got 3 body shot kills with it which was pretty hilarious. It's a perfect meme, Kritz the sniper and have him bodyshot everyone.
slightly off topic but that cuphead thumbnail and those edits are fire