TF2: How I Got 10,000 Kills in 7 Days
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- čas přidán 22. 05. 2024
- Mentally ill man drives himself to the brink of insanity for content. Fun fact! This video came out exactly one year after my horrible weapon review on the Phlogistinator and it's crazy to see how far we have come since then. Big thanks to all my pocket Medics and apologies to all Uncletopia players who had their fun ruined for a week straight.
0:00 - Introduction
5:20 - Day 1: "genesis"
11:03 - Day 2: "getting in the groove"
15:10 - Day 3: "the bad bad no good day"
20:20 - Day 4: "i am a bad son"
25:08 - Day 5: "the father's day nerf"
30:16 - Day 6: "ascension begins v2"
36:21 - Day 7: "revelations"
44:32 - Conclusion
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#tf2 #teamfortress2 - Hry
next challenge get 10k bitches
difficulty impossible
(if you're a goth girl pls dm me pls pls)
Impossible no sigma can reach that level
@@elmaxoTF2 as the official 1 girl who watches elmaxo
Good vid, would watch again
@@elmaxoTF2 I think you would become the bitch in that scenario buddy
Now accumulate 1,000,000 points of healing for your next challenge as an apology to the Australian Uncletopia community
They deserved to be roasted in hell fire.
Please
Vaccinator 😈
Hales own medigun? But it'd probably be more boring than 1,000,000 points
@@queenelizabethiideservedit3988 L bot
cant wait for the next elmaxo challenge where he links his brainwaves to the source engine in order to tauntkill with only his mind
pootis
At 5 thousand kills, he will see god
This is the real reason he shaved his head, so he can put the electrodes in the right places
That's technically possible using the same method as Micheal Reeves' force-controlled car
Some dude: *_*gets a 20 kill streak_**
Elmaxo: “*taunt kills with mind*”
The dude: “ma f***in killstreak”
*_*revenge sound effect_**
Moment of silence for all the new players who joined up and got killed straight away by a phlog pyro with 3 pocket medics and immediately uninstalled.
Ah they just got introduced the hard way
Welcome to tf2
im glad you want your game to live, nobody wants you to
@@user-yv1gc8mn9g what
Kinda poetic he ended the challenge killing a non-phlog Pyro, as if he stared his humanity dead in the face and ripped its heart out
"stared his humanity dead in the face and ripped it's heart out" the hardest quote I've ever heard
Bro did not have to cook that hard on that last sentence but he did
Those last 12 words could make you literally be able to kill Satan himself holy FUCK.
Woah
that sentence is poetic
In regards to the 7616 mystery, I found that according to Wikipedia, Australia has a size of ~7,617,000 Square Kilometers. That's so close to 7616, I'm guessing Valve just used a slightly different calculation or maybe went by a number that didn't include one of the smaller islands (Mornington Island,, King Island, Flinders Island, Fraser Island, and Bathurst Island are all possible candidates). Alternatively, the city of Lilyfield has a population of 7616, but it's doubtful that population has stayed exactly the same since Valve added the 7616 milestone.
I would say underrated comment but that doesn't really do anything meaningful so I'm just gonna comment so that the algorithm or whatever makes it go higher
@@LucasPlay171 same
@@Dankster-yo8xv Same
Ditto
Can I interest you fine fellows in ascending with gorb?
17:39 "Airblast is the worst mechanic in this fffucking game."
Spoken like a true Phlog Pyro.
Lol
BASED
Based
based
Based.
This video was not simply a fun silly tf2 challenge, it was a case study paychological experiment on what happens when a single man decides to burn his dopamine receptors to ash
As a viewer I can confirm that the collectors phlogistinator was absolutely vital to the videos production
as the collectors phlogistinator i can confirm i was vital to this videos production
The fact that Bing Soy changed to engineer to stop the madness, talks a lot of how it felt to play against it
yep
timestamp?
@@banjo3960 33:41
@@banjo3960 33:45
The hero
Bing soy feels like the character who gets hyped up for an entire arc and then becomes a fan favorite side character
Whenever he shows up in an episode, you’re like “oh hell yeah!!!”
He's the Speedwagon of TF2
Rock Lee moment
True
No your like “oh hey it’s him nice
13:26
If unironically using The Phlog and exploiting his Creator Buff to get pocket medics wasn't enough to get him sent straight to hell, then this action practically guarantees him to be sent to The 9th Circle of TF2. I hope you like oversized christmas trees, Mr. Max0 because you're going straight down to Wutville.
I’m glad he spent time with his dad on Father’s Day knowing he would be off schedule. Extremely wholesome.
I can't wait for everyone to be running around using phlog for the next week. Thanks, prick 👍
Rip in fuck, fellow stranger.
This video is actually a psy-op by Blizzard to make TF2 living hell to play right before Overwatch 2 drops.
Lol, Elmaxo asserting dominance by hearting hate comments, chad move.
You bet, this video made me pick up the phlog from the dusts of my backpack
Ill miss airblast but guaranteed crits are good
hi treggles, it is I! Man With 1000 Jarates
27:05 I always think about what the conversation must have been like to explain to your family that you need to look at them with your camera and act like you're leaving them to go play video games
"act like"
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YOOO ME TOO
What do you mean "act"? That r e a l
35:16
Thats the number of when australia was founded. Year 7/6/16 A.D was when Autralia was founded by Captian Gullie. They were searching for new land and they ended up finding Australia. It's said that Captian Gullie carved 7616 onto his boat to protect it on it's voyage
That's interesting. Another comment pointed out the area of Australia is 7617 thousand square kilometres (and the 1k difference can be explained by calculating it in a slightly different way), so it could be either.
''Even Zealot himself kick puppies right in the ribs every time someone gets a kill from the phlog''
Poor Zealot, man must be tired
The truth is: I went to a strange farming server *video ends
he streams the whole thing
@@znJakobnz tis but a joke
@@noahchoi1213 ah oops mb
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@@queenelizabethiideservedit3988 blimey
Elmaxo was well renowned, and after his last video the world was simply on edge to see how he would top the video about Bing Soy. But, when the rest of the world was expecting The Art of the Subclass 3, elmaxo instead took the greatest left turn in CZcams history, releasing a phlog pyro gameplay video. The world was stunned
truly the bing soy of youtube
you sound like you use Reddit a lot
@@walter2440 you look unoriginal
I read the last word as sunburnt
funny, I now leave like
top 10 anime betrayals of all time
Fun Fact: The Huntsman sniper at 14:47 is the same stickytrapping demo in elmaxos 100 killstreak challenge
How the hell did you notice that
same name
33:51
You know he went to far when Bingsoy goes engie with a kinda normal strategy
There's no way you bought a phlog as a tax write off
What a legend
I ALSO SAW IT
I love my tax system.
Do you even know what a tax write off is?
@@akalion213Yeah it's when you write but not on tax
@@akalion213 basically he gets a coupon for taxes The price of the item
I loved the part where he said "It's Phloging time" and he Phloged everywhere
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Phloggers
@@queenelizabethiideservedit3988 no sorry I don't, but at least do a better plug than getting tons of bots to spam ur garbage content on comment sect.
Shut the hell up you morbius addicted snot rag. Nobody will ever find you funny because you repeated the most annoying meme in history
This is a phlogger moment
“Past tense of ping is pong.”
-Bilbo Baggins
Yes.
Major shoutout to the " CZcamsr Buff " Medics to help Elmaxo have a chance to complete this challenge in time, specially with Pyro's argueable most hated weapon, the Phlogistinator aka the Phlog
I love how Bing Soy is a recurring character in this channel lol
It's gonna be a recurring cameo and it's gonna be great
He is the main character,after all.
any time i hear his name its just a big happy moment cause yk bing soy
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glad we could be there for you at your lowest ♥
I am currently hitting the griddy for ukraine
real
YO WTF
holy shit misfits I better watch the rest of this video💵💵💵
it truly was the scuffed roadtrip which kept me from going clinically insane at my lowest of lows, god bless ❤️
I like how the Phlog of all things was able to force you to learn bow to Surf projectiles, since that is literally your only movement option.
As a phlog main during its height, it's nice to know I'm not the only one with a black mark on my soul.
A challenge that even Bing Soy feared. Well done elmaxo
Oh no the king has been frightened
He was not frightened, he was prepared to fight for his people.
And then the king felt true fear for the first time
I remember one of the games you joined during this challenge, my teammate who's an engineer just kept shouting angrily about you using the phlog whilst also having a pocket medic and quit, but he didn't quit normally or rage quitting he (probably)broke his pc due to the sound he made before leaving, and man it was a front seat row to a greatest show
i sincerely hope this is real holy shit that rules lmao
Did he end up breaking his pc??
I can just imagine hearing your engineer scream FECKING PHLOG WITH A POCKET AAAAAA as the audio becomes worse and and worse with each smash and a sudden crunch and he disconnects.
i hope he had insurance and that "phlog pocketing" is a good enough claim to replace that pc
@@GunSpyEnthusiast Hello, we would like to talk to you about your gamer shitbox's extended warranty.
Fun fact: Some back of the envelope calculations tell us that, were you able to constantly maintain the 100 kills/30 minutes pace, without interruption, you could get 10000 kills in 50 hours.
Meaning if you pick up the pace a little bit, and do no breaks longer than a toilet break during map changes, it's theoretically possible to get 10k kills in under two days. It would be an absolutely torturous 2 days, but it's theoretically doable.
>"You could get it in two days"
>"50 hours"
>A day is 24 hours. 24 × 2 = 48
I think you math'd a little too hard and forgot common sense for a second there, bud.
That's at least two days and some change, and that doesn't account for eating which will be nigh-impossible to avoid, even if you don't pass out from drowsiness. There's also time spent respawning and time when servers are too empty to get enough frags.
@@Eye_Of_Odin978 *>"If you pick up the pace a little bit, and do no breaks,* it's possible to get it under 2 days."
Maybe actually read the comment before you start arguing about it next time.
@@ragalyiakos Maybe you should read because there are only 48 hours in two days, and the pick up the pace was to get 100killls/30 minutes the whole time, so it would take just a bit more than two days continuously getting 100kills/30 minutes to complete it. just two hours more, but still more than two days
been playing for years, but i LOVE that you explain each weapon, what a strange is, etc etc! like, its so welcoming to new players and viewers :)
35:00 as an Aussie I can confirm it’s because that’s the amount of kills we get everyday, and tf2 is real in australia.
Oooh, obviously how didnt I figure that out
@@gragerus ye
How many times a day do you do the funny dances
how are the australium mines going? Have you reconquered them from the emus yet?
@@HappyBeezerStudios yeah
This is somewhat the definition of "I've won, but at what cost?"
Sleep and Dignity
gaming
and a $400 dubious tax write-off
and family.
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@@queenelizabethiideservedit3988 shut up
4:40 "your honor, you must understand that my client committed tax fraud as a meme"
Your pfp makes this perfect 😂
"oh god this is actually hurting me now" 17:15
Exactly the words I've always wanted to hear from a scorch shot phlog pyro. It's vindicating to know that it causes the user to suffer as well as it's victims
I audibly said, out loud, looking at this video, “what the fuck.” Elmaxo has seen and done things no mortal being would ever consider
*No sane being would every consider.
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He must pay for his sins against Bing Soy.
elmaxo is the only tf2 player deranged enough to do stuff like this
if i didnt need to go to work i would do this myself tbh
@@ayakaasama well just stop going work? Ez
Bing soy would also do this
@@user-bf6pz6kj8f i need to pay electricity bill to play tf2 unfortunately
@@ayakaasama make your own electrical machine? Ez
Remember kids, playing phlog melts your brain
-ElMaxo 2022
That skial enginest looked legendary. It also looked like it would implode at the sight of an uber.
40:42
callum's "i saw the start, i'll see the end" is honestly a kickass name for a medigun in this context
16:10 I'm not even kidding I had a raging headache that was going on for hours before I started watching the video, but when I saw this clip and laughed so hard I wheezed the headache instantly went away. This shit was literally so funny it fixed my head.
Now this is the real healing shit.
Laughter IS the best medicine after all
@@blasterman1000 (medic who's about to trigger the part of the brain that causes laughter to forever laugh and remove any other emotion) "hmm yes indeed"
what the fuck
@@blasterman1000 the reason I love funny ragdolls
challenge disregarded and nullified as soon as you accepted pockets, literally 1984
I have subscribed in part due to the name and backstory of your Phlog. It is now undeniable that you made money from the purchase.
I love when you say “ look at these kills “ and I’m like okay, and then I see myself get scorched across the map :)
Thanks for getting me back into Tf2 I am happy to see this video after being there for the finale of this challenge
I AM SORRY FOR KILLING YOU FELLOW DRAINER
@@elmaxoTF2 it’s an honour 🛡
@@elmaxoTF2 46:16
The absolute balls on this man to release a 45 minute video of him WM+1 spamming with the phlog
wm+1, lol
In the TF2 lore Australia is where australium was discovered
31:55 🤣 I can't believe I'm in the vid hahahah
Would you like to repeat that
And now, Sydney Uncletopia can finally be free from Phlog pyros with 3 pocket medics
Having a pocket Medic is the real key to this. Credit to all those Medics out there.
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@@queenelizabethiideservedit3988 lets be honest
POOTIS
Thank you
We medic mains suffer far too much, thank you.
@@ItsBitting Medic Mains are truly God’s chosen.
I feel like the phlog is balanced by itself. You give up defense for offense, and you need to work hard to get that offensive power. The biggest issue is the scorch shot, which doesn’t require any real skill on behalf of the player, and gets a ton of damage for the phlog.
thank you for the intro and showing me what kills are as ive never gotten one
The fact that the madman himself, Bing Soy, was probably like, "Bro, chill".
Fishking is that one brave soul who has the guts to be Elmaxo’s 10,000th kill
26:58 irl doctor breen, nice coincidence
The 7616 Australian thing is a nice reference to the fact that Australia was first discovered in 7616
i gotta give elmaxo mad props for being able to start his streams up during meth induced psychosis
"I heard" - Gucci Mane
Phlog Scorch with multiple pocket medics = world record of most fun ruined in 7 days lmfao
1:13 wish you luck on these endeavors
"This is what 10,000 kills looks like." *montage for the rest of the video*
I don’t know what’s harder, getting 10,000 kills in a week, or living with the shame of spawn killing with the phlog
Given what elmaxo said in his Kritzkrieg video, i can only presume that during the week in which elmaxo was making this video Zealot was out breaking into every Dog shelter and Pet Shop in Australia kicking possibly thousands of puppies in the ribs for each and every kill elmaxo got while ubered with the Phlog.
I believe Zealot left a comment on the Kritzkrieg vid that basically went "ran outta puppies so I started kicking kittens" or smth
I have no clue what you're talking about but this is hilarious
@@beesechurger2639 in Elmaxo's kritzkrieg video, he mentioned Zealot kicking a puppy on the ribcage for each Phlog kill you got
I feel like this video is such a good endorsment for why random crits are good for the game
Just noticed the fact that the Hunstman Sniper that wrecked elmaxo at 14:47 is “I’m using a Controller” whom is the Sticky Trapping Demo in the 100 Killstreak video
yes
You know you're doing something wrong when bingsoy is disappointed in you
I was laughing at that part, zooming in on BingSoy wrangler taunting after the kill.
That smile... that damned smile said it all.
@@rafidsiddique2010
Bing Soy is that weird guy you know (not exactly a friend, just someone you know) that you both enjoy being together sometimes, but he would totally kick your ass if he feels like it.
When Elmaxo gets 10,000 kills during a week of TF2, it’s considered impressive, but when *I* get the same in real life, I get tried for warcrimes!
IKR Right? I that happened to me just yesterday?
FUCK! BRIGHT, NOT AGAIN!!!!
Rule 78: Dr. Bright cannot commit warcrimes
It's only crimes against humanity if you aren't at war
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Damn, this was some crazy dedication. Your brain 🧠 must have really melted completely after that much phlog Pyro.
My dude did more hours on pyro in week, than me in 5 years. What a legend
I was there for the final day, the video doesn't quite capture how absolutely unhinged this man was by the end. Fantastic content, Baldie!
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"Unfortunately, someone decided to ruin everyone's fun".
Proceeds to spawncamp with Phlog.
For your next challenge try to get 100,000 healing with the Crusader's Crossbow and the Amputator only.
His soul hasn't just been sold, it's been passed down intergenerationally as a priceless family possession
"only seven hours of sleep" really killed me been running 11-5 for 3 months now
Walking corpse
Man I feel bad.
Getting six is a luxury for me atm
Only seven hours? I average about 4 every day.
Go to sleep
@Ransetsu still working that same shift and @wezerd is correct I am now a walking corpse
19:13
canadians raging at games be like:
22:54 I’ll be honest, the only reason I knew that was Banny was because of the kill in the corner, I thought that was Jerma originally
It’s interesting to see Bing Soy just kinda appear in his natural habitat from time to time
35:09 a bunch of weapons get the australian rank at weird numbers, the holiday punch gets it at 7923, Mantreads are at 784 and sapper is at 2345. (in short I don't know)
HEY I KNOW YOU!
@@moomby3572 WHAR?!
I think I've seen that username before...
when thinking about this challenge, its insane that he got concerned about fathers day on day 5. When you hit a point where you are worried about events slowing you down on a game is kind of sad and concerning and thanks a lot for doing stuff like this.
43:33 That was corey!
41:28 Baldhead Engineer elmaxo TF2
2 months and he is still bald boy in our hearts
imagine if he did 1000 backstabs in a week
dont spy mains that have way too much time on their hands already do that?
@@Zackwashacked Father's Day wouldn't handicap them whatsoever
@@Zackwashacked 1000 backstabs in a row without missing in a week?
He isn’t weeb enough to do it
@@backslash_bks ok maybe that'd be hard
at 17:59 i can relate to this as a brand new pyro main trying to learn combos
"even elmaxo's pocket medic has a pocket medic, wtf?"
That was funny
All i can say is congrats. This video was amazing and the grind for 10k was so fun to watch live, Keep it up bro!
The moment when BingSay actually tries to Kill the enemy team instead of doing something Goofy
You know hes pissed
"BingSay"
nice
yo furry
@@spidersae2wswd54 yo whats up
@@spidersae2wswd54 you called?
@@spidersae2wswd54 wassup
I mean regarding Imperial Germany:
Yes, Nazi Germany was absolutely an Empire, it was one nation seeking to establish dominance over many others. But saying 'Imperial Germany' is referring to the historical period between the unification of Germany in the Franco-Prussian war and the abdication of the Kaiser at the end of World War One.
Imperial Germany was an Empire with an Emperor/Kaiser, Nazi Germany was an Empire without one (much like how several French Republics, the Soviet Union and the United States have been Empires without Emperors).
I vaguely remember maybe less then a month ago seeing a weapon with a weird name kill me, seeing you name your phlog has triggered my neurons and now i feel like you at one point killed me and thats where i saw the name. It was absolutly something like what you named your phlog.
It was an honour and pleasure serving you. Shoutout to all the other pocket medics for pocketing me as well.
On command everyone like this comment NOW CHARGE
Lmao. "it was an honor to serve m'lord" what a fucking loser.
this is basically "inside the mind of a phlog pyro main"
Love the PMD music in the background. Explorers is the best pokemon game ever!
17:49
Loist
Wow. This is the worst way to get PTSD from the flog to date. Good job on that. What I would like to know, is who was the heroic Merc that jumped out to give you your last kill? He deserves to be honored for his sacrifice.
I watched one stream and it was the song request stream, I loved that stream so much that it cured that day for me. (That was one of the most boring days ever for me recently) but that stream was so fucking entertaining from the chats sometime absolute banger choices to things so white it made my ears explode. One of the best twitch streams I have ever watched in my 1 year experience of watching twitch
I love ur dog and ur vids xx much love
5:39 Satan: you know that, dungeon at the bottom of hell? Send him strait there, no processes needed
This was an incredible journey all the way throughout. Cheers to Ducky!
Had to do my part ya know only missed maths and art
@@Ducky-mz6lh dude is a legend
I haven’t watched this yet, and I am *definitely* sure that he did *not* resort to *any* crutch loadouts or playstyles. A person taking on an endeavor of this magnitude would NEVER-
"Phlog pyro is best pyro" -Pyro main
22:00 that is gold