I Got 1000 Kills Using ONLY The Batsaber [TF2]
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- čas přidán 31. 05. 2024
- This video is better than the entirety of Rise of Skywalker
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Episodes:
0:00 Intro
4:54 Day 1: A New Padawan
11:14 Day 2: Yoda Juice Wars
18:28 Day 3: Fall of the Jedi
23:02 Day 4: The New Approach
27:35 Day 5: The Thumb Menae
32:39 Day 6: Rise of the Furry
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• Never Meant (American ... - Hry
Can you imagine how confused someone was when they saw not one, but two flames team captain medics pocketing a scout named "Furry Jedi" who was only using the batsaber? That's a "turn off the computer and go lie in bed and stare at the ceiling" moment if I've ever seen one.
reminds something me and my friends did we where all named that with one med named anakin
I would absolutely end up zoning out without any music or anything at all. The craziest sight in TF2 I could think of.
I was. I was very much confused.
We weren't expecting special forces.
@@springfaux6991 Thats the point sergeant.
"Mom can we have elmaxo challenges?"
"No we have elmaxo challenges at home"
Elmaxo challenges at home:
We love you thewhat
thewhatshow heart, *pog*
Pog
What you're saying is, the famous youtuber TheWhat Show bought a laser bat and committed mass murder? Does the court agree?
Your honor my client only made Star Wars reference by bonking random People with bat saber
Your honor, my client only committed mass mureder for the joke
@@paftaq526 he did it for the vine..
@@IInferno he was just having a silly moment
@@paftaq526 could it be considered "a goof"
Is nobody going to mention the scout who just taunted the saw and then died immediately at 25:29
I saw him and looked at the killfeed, it was silly
Somebody else noticed!
I also noticed
the trooper kill was more intresting just seconds before this
Here
A TF2 video that makes the Empire pretty chill that you should like join it or something
Stickmaster spitting bars
Why do they call you stick master?
@@aslightlysanescientist3874 I guess this guy is good at sword fights with sticks
Yo dudes the Empire's scanners has detected that StickMaster500 can be found in the comment section of every video, maybe you could sense it in the force or something.
Though I am dead My Yoda juice I have spread
HOLY CRAP THATS ME AT 9:01 , IM THE GIGACHAD MEDIC. Fr, though, had a great time pocketing you, and I am so glad to see the challenge completed. Picking medic on a whim that day was the best decision of my life
(also I thought you must have been way further along in the challenge that day since you had triple digit kills so props to you for getting that many on day 1)
I'm also at 7:38 lol
Huh neat
Sigma male
Here’s your gigachad badge, lad
Damm bro nice
The fact that all the burning flames team captain owners just know each other shouldn't have surprised me at all.
of course family know each other. oil money gives you deep pockets, see st4ck
Yeha
Thewhat’s laughter as he was bullying the medic is so contagious
For real
At 15:48 our man turned from Yoda to General Grevious, then back to Yoda in the matter of seconds
"I spent $400 on a weapon reskin".
Based.
Weapon reskins in tf2
@@askamikaze3936have always been a strange case to me
@@therealspidermastermind On one hand if you like how a weapon works but hate how it looks it's nice to have another option to choose from.
Weapon Reskins in TF2 have always seemed like a strange case to me. On one hand if you like how a weapon works but hate how it looks it's nice to have another option to choose from. But on the other hand, reskins usually look like they would function differently from their counterpart. And I've always thought it would be neat if cool looking weapons like the maul had more of an identity than "Its the Homewrecker but for rich people" So I took a large number of weapon reskins currently available in the game and gave them their own set of stats ranging from "Slightly modified sidegrade to the original" to "Completely new weapon idea that's not balanced at all but a ton of fun."
For this video at least I'm only going to be modifying weapons that are relatively cheap and easily obtainable so it can keep the pay 2 win to a minimum. Basically if its under a key in backpack.tf(tm) or it's directly craftable then its gonna be fair game. I'm also not going to be touching the Original, either of the pyroland weapons, or the Holy Mackerel since even though they're technically reskins, they have enough unique functions that make them notably different from their counterparts. All right lets go.
The Three-Rune blade is a really cool looking weapon that just doesn't do it for me. Like sure if you hit somebody with a sword in real life they're probably gonna bleed. But if you made a sword that's so poorly weighted that you're guaranteed to hit yourself if you miss your target then you'd probably be better off not even forging the sword in the first place and just hurling chunks of iron at people. So hear me out, we've already got Demoknight but we don't have Scoutknight. I've always thought it would be really cool if the Three-rune made scout functioned kinda like Demoknight. You have a lot more health, better damage and range, and a slight movement speed buff in exchange for scout taking his medieval roleplay very seriously and refusing to use any non-medieval weapons. Scoutknight would effectively be a sidegrade to Demoknight by trading off health and shield resistances for better movement and secondary utility. I'm actually surprised we don't have a second melee subclass in TF2 already with how much time went into Demoknight. And the Three-rune seems like the most obvious weapon change to make to make that a reality.
The Holy Mackerel is notably different enough from stock because the killfeed tracking hits function. However, the Unarmed Combat does basically the same thing as the Holy Mackerel so it does count as a reskin. The Unarmed Combat's basically a meme weapon so I'm not too concerned about making it competitively viable or anything, but I do wanna make it fulfill its role as a funny weapon by giving it funny stats. Since you're slapping people around, why not give it a knockback effect. The knockback wouldn't be much, but you'd be able to get kills with this pretty well just by juggling people around. It would be kinda annoying to fight against but the idea of slapping people off a cliff is funny to me, so I personally like the changes regardless of how effective they may be.
The Nostromo Napalmer is technically not a reskin from stock because if you have the entire item set equipped you do more damage against scouts who are wearing the entire alien set, but only like 5 people have ever gotten use out of that specific stat so I'm willing to make an exception. Most of the flamethrowers right now reward you for being as close to your target as possible. So I thought it would be interesting to make a flamethrower that's the opposite, where it has increased flame distance but reverse falloff so you have to keep your target at the maximum possible distance to get the most damage. The increased flame speed would also give the flames more range since their calculation is based on time in the air instead of distance, so essentially its not as much of an ambush tool as much as it is a spacing tool. I have no idea how good or bad this would end up being because its such an "out there" concept, but I think this would be more of a high skill ceiling flamethrower to add to the game, and it would also work well in the Nostromo due to how the original version works in Alien.
The Postal Pummeler has such a random design for an Axtinguisher reskin. Like sure, a mailbox as a melee is cool and all, but why make it a reskin to the Axtinguisher of all things. So if not an Axtinguisher reskin, what would a mailbox do? Mail has to travel to reach its destination and a lot of mail travels by air and yeah this is a pyro market gardener. There's not much explanation with this one, the only thing in note is that I added a deploy speed bonus to both negate the jetpack's long holster animation and to give you more time to hit targets with the detonator's smaller jumps. Other than that, I feel like pyro could use a market gardener and these are stats that would be a lot of fun in TF2. And it would make it doubly function by making the mailbox theme make more sense.
The Maul is another really cool looking weapon that ends up being boring because of its stats. Because of how futuristic this thing looks, I'd expect it to do something more high-tech than just being a building smasher. So what if we inverted the homewrecker's damage against enemy buildings to provide buffs to friendly buildings instead? What I'm thinking for the Maul is that you'd be able to whack friendly buildings to make them operate a little bit faster. That means sentries would fire faster, dispensers would regenrate ammo and heal faster, and teleporters would take a little bit less time to recharge. This is of course a significant buff to Engineers, so just to make it a bit harder to keep buildings overclocked, the firing speed penalty would probably be necessary. Pybro's currently a great niche that's limited to a single weapon type, and since teamwork based playstyles should be widely encouraged in a game called "Team Fortress 2", getting pyros more option to help out friendly engineers would be a super great addition.
The Bootlegger and the Wee Bootie's are 2 weapons that only exist because of their item sets. But even though the Wee Bootie's are consistent with its set, the Bootlegger doesn't really make sense in its context because its set doesn't really work well with any of the shields. So, what if we made it work with Stickyjumping? The new bootleg would effectively be a combination between the Manntreads and the Gunboats, but the Demoman instead of the Soldier. I don't think this really needs that much explanation since there are already similar weapons in the game that you can use as an example if you would wanna imagine how these would work, but having the bootlegger be demoman gunboats would both make a lot of sense and appease a lot of community members, so I think that's a good route to take with them.
So then what would the Scottish Handshake be since its part of the same set as the Bootlegger? Yeah, its the demoman market gardener, pretty much copy and pasted from soldier. There are way too many reasons why this makes sense and I'm not the first nor last to come up with this idea, but I will get it out there that I thought about this change years ago before it became popuralized, so yay for being a hipster I guess.Overall making this set focus more on stickyjumping would give demo the proper counterpart to soldier's airborne armament set, which I think the game could certainly use.
The Nessie's Nine Iron makes no sense because it completely ignores its source material. In the obscure indie game called "Golf", you don't use golf clubs as swords, even though it would probably make the sport much more entertaining to watch. Golf clubs are used to hit a ball to make it go flying into the air. So the Nessie's Nine Iron should be able to hit players to make them go flying in the air. Basically I'm changing this from an Eyelander that can collect heads to a knockback based sword that also has a sandman projectile built in. Demoknight option that has a launchable projectile would make for a very unique playstyle, since even though you're sacrificing a big chunk of your damage, the projectile range and ability to control what direction players are launched in would make this weapon pair incredibly well with hazard heavy maps. This one is definitely "out there" as far as the stats go and I'm not sure how effective it would even end up being, but it would be a lot of fun to use if nothing else.
The Fishcake is a heavy lunchbox that for whatever reason is way more obscure than it really deserves to be, like I'm pretty sure I had a thousand hours in TF2 before I even realized that this existed. So to aid weapons that have become victims of obscurity, we should give this poor fish a reason to be used. My thought with the fishcake is that instead of granting heavy max health to make further fights go better, it should instead grant him a passive health regeneration over the course of 30 seconds, which will also accomplish something similar. 100 health instantly and 8 health per second makes this heal a total of 340 hp, but it does give it back to you slowly meaning that you also have some passive regen during your next combat. I can see this being pretty strong depending on how we tweak the numbers, but I mean cmon, its an obscure reskin of an already bad item, it deserves to have a spot in the line light for at least a little bit.
Next up is the Apoco-fists which are way too cool looking to just be a reskin of the stock fists. The cosmetic gib on kill stat's a pretty good base for a lot of interesting weapon ideas but I think explosions are probably the most fun way to take that. My thought with this one is that everytime you hit someone, you create an explosion similar to how the caber works. However, instead of just getting the first hit being a super powerful explosion, you would create many explosions on every hit that would do abo
That thumb wars stream was the most kino livestream I've ever been a part of
kino der toten
kino der toten@@xthinkfast
Congrats!! Glad I was able to be of help. Truly a privilege to watch you grow in the ways of the batsaber.
legend right here, ironic conisdering the name
I'm so glad you get to do a challenge that probably isn't complete agony. Let's see how it goes.
I'm assuming this is ironic. Right?
@@ericyang1401 I never did get around to watching it. I assume it went well. :)
@@koboldcatgirl um well...
you might want to watch it is all im gonna say
Tf2 community: "Master Whatshow. There is to many of them, what are we going to do?"
TheWhat Show: *Batsaber ignites*
12:28 “the Gunslinger with the Rescue Ranger???”
Yes, that is a viable loadout. The Rescue Ranger can heal ALL of Engie’s buildings, not just his sentries. Therefore he can be an aggressive Battle Engie while also being able to keep up a teleporter and dispenser
best combo
Battle Engie without a shotgun seems kind of neutered tho.
I was the medic who poofed out of existence at 10:44. I remember playing in that specific game and I think we might have been on the same team too at one point. Glad I was part of your quest to become a Jedi (Grand)Master. I had to go do something urgent at the time which I why I left right in the middle of the game during your uber push lol.
Great video! I was invested in the plot and I enjoyed the educational bits about scout melee and aye-aye monkies. Looking forward to more.
Edit: I remembered that I disconnected because I had an eye doctor appointment that I was already late to.
its him!
25:02 Just gotta say, the voiceline timed up perfectly with the kill, which also fit the line itself incredibly well. Day improved.
28:30 idc what anyone says this is the funniest bit ive ever seen i'd be fucking convulsing laughing if i were the medic
12:28 i can't believe that somebody was taking me seriously while i was using Rescue Ranger with the Gunslinger.
I kinda wanted to use Some projectile Battle Engie and the pomson,u know, is kinda....bad.
So i renamed my Smissmas Rescue Ranger into "The Battle Engie Option" with the description " The Pomson sucks,so i use this instead."
I was just playing for the memes.
The projectile is fast,i connect the shots and my Mini sentry "Suck' all my shots while battling in front of it.
chad
@@DeathDealer_1021 absolutely
The more I think about this loadout the more I wanna play it. What are they gonna do, destroy your sentry? YOU HAVE THE RESCUE RANGER
That baby Zack impression when calling for a medic was spot-on
At 28:59 he sounds exactly like ding dong like it played a fool out of my cranial DOSbox for a few seconds
33:37 as soon as he becomes a furry he immediately gets covered in jarate
Scunt wars: the lime awakens
I like how he sounds exactly like the grandma in smiling friends when he begs for heals
My favorite part was when Scario said “it’s Scarin time” and fought thumb luke skywalker with the batsaber
For someone with potty humor, you missed the iconic, "Your Schwartz is as big as mine!"
34:06 There I am, Gary! There I am!
Seriously though, the fact that you took something as incoherent as the thumb stream and made it an actual video is a way bigger achievement than the 1000 kill batsaber
When you realize that him losing matches is actually working in his favor because the cart exploding parallels the death star exploding.
100% most people would loose a limb if you gave them a real lightsaber to swing about
Even in Star Wars it’s Jedi/Sith only for a reason. It’s only useful with space magic. Even then, notice how only sith ever add more beams to the design, favoring offense over all.
33:38
"I'm a furry now!"
Immediately gets Jarate'd
Obi-wan...the pomson is calling for its own 1000 kill video
Dude, I remember Scario! He got a small cameo in odyssey where if you pirate the game, mario and scario aould just stand there with a message reading: "piracy is a crime."
21:38
i cried, i wept deep tears of which i'd never felt before. my soul was weighed with grief, but uplifted by hope. this is an inspiration to me and everyone else watching this, thank you yoda
thank you
BIG fan of how you're uploading this, like a day after i started playing Lego Star Wars again. Keep up the good work you absolute legend
Dude, imagine if the actual lightsaber was a reskin not of Scout's bat, but of Demoman's eyelander... It could even be Kylo's lightsaber if you wanna keep the guard!
The noble "Market Plier" will be renowned in history, being the 1000th kill from the Furry Jedi himself, TheWhat...
lol
30:25 thats funny my great granduncle wasn't able to get on the Titanic on time cuz he forgot his luggage in his cab
27:01 as the blue medic this kinda made me a little upset. Not only did you random crit me but my syringes kept phasing through you. Is.. is this the power of the force?
1:41 Ok but does that one track your kills or have a professional kill streak kit attached?
The police would track all that for you
@@TheBestPybro true, true. But was it stat clocked?
@@TheBestPybro not if you get rid of the evidence
Seeing this challenge live was a treat. So glad that this video was made. Keep up the content TheWhat
6:11 "What do you guys think was the better movie trilogy; the original _Star Wars_ movies *or,* or or or, the _Fred_ movie trilogy?"
You do know this means you're going to have to do another challenge themed around the Fred movies too now because of that quote?
Everytime im having a downswing, i can always watch these videos and laugh. Thanks man, your content is awesome.
Good thing StarWars Finally made it up to the big leagues like thewhat show and is getting the recognition it deserves
I was there during the MVM stream when you started talking about scario. I don't care if it's gaslighting. I've been laughing my but off, and it's renewed my love for the chucklenuts. Thank you.
That Burning Flames lobby was worth more than my entire family lineage most likely
I can't believe they really went with the furry Anakin arc. Absolutely insane.
i was so betrayed, anakin would never do this
Time for a thumbtastic episode of the thumb show, can't wait
I went to school feeling like shit after a long christmas break, so seeing this made my day a ton better, Thank you for dispensing your wallet to give us 40 minutes of watching you beat people with a batsaber in a quest to get 1000 kills.
The strange case of origami yoda really brought me back lmao. I also like that this weapon inherently implies that red scout is evil and blu scout is good
10:48 I loved the part of the video where TheWhatShow said "Its TheWhatShowin time!" And TheWhatShowed all over that heavy. Truly a TheWhat moment of all time
Out of all the TheWhatShow moments, this is one of them!
The TF2 community needs more people like him.
You have the coveted ability to make the most mundane concepts entertaining with your wacky inserts and priceless reactions. I've said it before and I'll say it again, keep it up!
"I interpret the ending of the Clown as the end of its beginning. No one cares or understands. The Clown is now happy and the pain, and finds it interesting."
"I explain the end of the Clown for the end of its beginning from scratch. No one cares or understands. I am happy about the pain now, and I find it interesting."
-Flute Musician
No.
2:41 the zigerians actually had medieval kind castles so yes
🤓 Um actually the zigerians actually had medieval temples
Your jokes and visual comedy are really really solid dude. You got talent
Very cool and awesome video. I’m looking forward to seeing more of your video taped gamer juice moments
you cant just bring back all my childhood memories with the strange case of origami yoda like that
try getting 1000 kills with wrap assassin only.
but if you want a difficulty try to restrict yourself to NOT use the ball throw on the wrap assassin
(they do 12 or 13 dmg without random crit and they do 37 dmg ON RANDOM CRIT
but throwing a ball does like 50 dmg with no crit and 99 dmg with crit)
(even with using a ball throw mine is still around 500 kills after more than a year)
I am incredibly disappointed that you took a sponsorship with a gambling website. You do know that the money they give you comes out of the pocket of your viewers, right? Many of your viewers are children who are currently spending their hard earned Christmas money on gambling. Shame on you for only thinking about yourself and not consider the good of other people, especially children.
🤓🤓
as someone who Lost hella money gambling when I was younger on csgo I think they should learn the hard way tbh
@@stopidhoodleum3232 sometimes u make profit like uhh team fortress 2
32:05 HOLY-- That's actually quite a good use of that part of "Looting the Louvre"! (Err... don't mind me, just a Rhythm Thief geek admiring your editing skills. ^^''')
Fun Fact: The Thumb Wars Parody was made by The Producer of Jimmy Neutron (Steve Oedekerk) as a Low budget parody film like Weird Al's Parody songs.
The parts where you go brain disfunctional mode feels like a Yup Kup video
Gunslinger, rescue ranger, and the Wrangler. Perfectly designed to have a pain in the ass anywhere at any time, and most importantly, WONT FUCKING DIE
"I'm just gonna read it, slam poetry style"
(Fast forwards to the end)
"🎵AND ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD 🎵"
man that thumbtanic bit made me remember how, as a kid, I was borderline obsessed with building lego titanics that broke apart in the middle and just constantly making them do the thing
I am on my 3rd watch through and the jokes still make me laugh! This is why thewhat is my favorite TF2uber. My favorite quote is " because video editing is my passion."
This video has made me want to trade up till I get the batsaber lol
That was one of the funniest videos from you, lmao
Shame I missed the streams
When you said Scario had pink clothes, longer limbs, and an unsettling face, I thought you were just going to show a picture of Princess Peach.
that clip of mudahar cracking up laughing is so good
19:48
YO THAT'S ME! You can't pretend this isn't absolute bars.
Congrats, did the same in my first week of owning my first strange batsaber when it was fairly new.
Love some of the tracks you picked for the background music. I love oldschool drum and bass so my brain goes brrr when I hear it in a video.
Great video using one of the coolest weapon reskins (which have always seemed like a strange case to me)
Every damn moment in this video (in it's first half for sure): "There are techniques within the force against which there is no defense. I was cast down... Stripped of my power... Exiled... I had suffered indignities, and fell into darkness..."
props to this man fucjing embracing a fursona for a day
2:51
Why did I think, "Of course! The Force-A-Nautre shove!"
I'm doing the same bit, I have 2 load outs. One called "Biker" where its delinquents down estimates and the biker helmet, and I just throw flying guillotines at people, and the other is Jacket. Where I rush people with a strange sandman renamed as "do you like hurting other people?"
I love these challenges, i hope you do more :D
But, please dont burn yourself out
At 17:49 he should’ve said “Fear you should never, Yoda will make it better.”
Thank you The What for this very needed and educational experience
Using the toca touring cars 2 menu music as bgm is the most random choice ever. Did not expect to feel this nostalgic today.
The man primarily responsible for the Thumb movies also worked Jimmy Neutron, Kung Pow Enter the Fist, and the second Ace Ventura movie, as well as many popular TV shows.
19:49 fun fact: the song about The Muffin Man was so that kids would avoid the Muffin Man on Drury lane. Reason why is because he was actually a Murderer.
After 9 years in development, hopefully it will be worth the wait, thanks and have fun
15:49 i am watching a man descend into madness (btw ur laugh is so contagious 💀💀)
31:16. Damn, even the metal gear OST got thumbed in chat.
33:40 am glad that he didnt went stright up to hating and just went with for funnies, respect
he has truly mastered the Jedi farts
Thank you for fueling my star wars and tf2 addiction with this upload 😎🙏
That's me with the panic attack at 15:56
The editing and random videos over-layed are hysterical
I love how TheWha- I mean yoda irl had to replace his epic music for flipping nursery rhymes
1:04
I don't want to hold one alone because of my intrusive thoughts
I absolutely love the thumb movies, Steve Odekirk is great, he wrote a lot of jimmy neutron and he starred in kung pow, that guy is great
19:50 absolute 🔥🔥🔥 beats
the fact that the muffin man song was made abt a person taking children with muffins and put here made this fitting?
"Fent lacing our weed the siths have been"
AHH THE INTRO 0:00 SONG IS KRYSTLE BY MACHINE GIRL AHH I LOVE YOU
hello there! this is where the fun begins. looks like we underestimated your power. those random crits looked outrageous and unfair. after day three i had a bad feeling about this, so the win was a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.
13:24 and that's why you should play melee heavy, as melee heavy has a 100% crit rate whenever he is in a dire situation or whenever the enemy isn't based
Great choise of music in this video! I thought I still had my music playing in the background lol