MSSP - Shane Just Wont Stop Boozing
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- čas přidán 29. 07. 2023
- From Matt and Shane's secret podcast ep 117 111 29 89 9
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The hungover ‘anxiety wank with enhanced headache’ bit, really resonated.
I know haha
Disturbingly so.
The hangover is next level when you have to just quit right in the middle because you realize it isn’t happening.
@@devanman7920😮😮😅
The real trick is to not cum and eat and drink while beating. Your sex drive allows you to stomach food and water. I quit drinking in 2014, but it made the last year of drinking way more fun. I'd normally be unable to drink or eat for hours.
You ether die an alcoholic or live long enough to become Bert kreischer
You just single-handedly convinced me to fall back off the wagon, thank you.
@@Exetiium god speed brother
Trying to decide which would be more depressing. 🤔
My parasocial relationship with Shane is the inverse of my parasocial relstionship with Bert. Bert makes me think "boy I really oughta put down thw sauce", but Shane makes me think "nah I'm good dude, needing to be drunk to fall asleep is normal I'm just out here dawgin it, mama Dness didnt raise no quitter".
That’s because Shane is funny comedian and Bert is a fucking clown.
@@bl00df4rtit's more because Bert seems delusional, like he's lying to himself and making excuses. Shane seems more self-aware and honest. Their respective funniness is probably a consequence of that.
Also the fact that Burt seems much closer to death than Shane does, since he drinks mostly hard liquor and is like 55
Damn dude are you a mind reader? Lol truth.
Bert is also not funny
Thanks Peepop. I told myself 6 days ago I would not move from this computer until another Secret Podcast cumpilation was uploaded. I can go back to work now at the ice cream factory.
🍦Stay Strong!🍦
Yo are you the guy I double teamed that gross chick with?
clock out and get some donimoe's for lunch
@@paulmcallister6969 Nooters every day
@@bencheveryday the nooders were uh too spicuh
I work at a liquor store and buy the little bottles and a beer and drink in the parking lot while listening to this podcast
Keep up the good work
Nice
GOATED 🐐
let’s up those numbers brother
Never stop the booze. Become a yellow dawg
Oh shit 😂😂😂
The jaun-dawgs
Jaun dwaging
Don't forget those shaky dawgs too.
@@jimmyrustler8983golden retrievers unite
I passed out after drinking a bottle of vodka a few years ago. Apparently i took the christmas lights and diced them on the counter in the kitchen. I would give my liver to have pissed on a computer like a normal person.
Dawgz don’t quit 😤🍻
"I saw like 4 sunrises last week" lol!
The only thing that scares me living alone, who knows what I’ve pissed on. My ex-wife used to keep tabs of my drunk pissing patterns
Ex wife was a drunk piss observer 😅
It may be time to seek help… i hear the liquor store around the corner has a special goin on they could maybe find something else for ya to guzzle down
Middle of the night, me and 3 buddies are chilling in my kitchen when my dad stumbles out from his room, walls over to the wrap around couch and lifted up the center console type lid like a toilet lid and pissed in it
Shane pissing on his computer and destroying his routers is the hardest iv laughed since discovering cumtown holy fuck i got abs now
I was a hardcore booze bag. Eight months no alcohol now.
Gay
Being sober is possibly the gayest thing one could do
No I agree it's super gay
Why are you sober? Sounds super lame tbh
@@CousinBowling well I used to drink about at least a fifth of whiskey a day. Or vodka. I had a seizure, went to rehab, and ended up in the psych ward last time I drank.
I was told the day after a night of debauchery that I walked into my brothers room, opened his closet, and pissed into his shoes. Good times.
The baby boy treatment...everyone who has siblings knows the baby boy gets chicken tendies when he isnt feeling well.
The struggle of figuring out if its matt or ofonner talking
On god they sound so similar
you can tell it’s oconnor by the air of melancholy in his tone
Hard to tell except the ofonner isnt funny so it takes a while to be able to tell.
Peepop drops on a Sunday. Nothing could be better.
And On The Seventh Day The Lord rested so he could watch Peepop
Keep holy and keep Peepoppin’
The liquor calls the shots
Juandawgs drink up, gettin my bed pissed tonight, lets goo, ill sign up for AA another day👍 INSHALLAH BUDDHAS
Am I the first to state the obvious? Shane needs an “Autism 3:16” t shirt bad.
Lol it says austin
Quittin is for quitters
Unless you’re quitting quitting. Then you’re a quitter where quitting would’ve made you a non quitter.
I'm jaundiced because I won't stop Peepop.
I’m drunk as fuck rn watching this crying laughing 🤣
Right there with you brother
Straight up took an elephant shit in my barracks room closet once. That was bad man.
Private Shit-Pyle!
You always deliver, great edit
I simulate the experience of having friends through MSSP.
Keep your circle small and your beers cold. Stay frosty dawgs.
Holy fuck I pissed on my uncle bedroom door and always thought I was alone in the black out pisses thank you gentlemen for making me feel normal
I had a friend that told me he got kicked out of a room he was renting cause he got drunk and pissed all over their living room.
I stood over my buddy who was sleeping on the floor and pissed all over a stack of propane tanks in the corner of the room. So I’m told.
I woke up in bed with my then girlfriend after a night of heavy boozing to a piss soaked bed. She is now my wife.
You’re not normal. Stop pissing on things.
I got shitfaced and pissed in a trash can once
After getting drunk I took some adderall, way later I made it home and passed out on the floor in my moms house, I was 16, I was dreaming I was in the bathroom trying to pee and the light was really bright. I woke up to my little brother screaming, mom he’s pissing on me! 😂
I'm like a prickly pear..I'm a prickly pear!!!
Peepop has returned
My second week of college I apparently woke up and pissed all over my roommate’s new shoes and woke up to a cop in my dorm lol. Roommate moved out next day and I had my own room from then on
Sounds like it all worked out for the best my dawg
The roommate CALLED THE COPS about it?! That’s gayer than aids
Thanks for the joint Peepop🤌
I was at this show and said hi to Shane at the bar before the show but I blacked out and went home before it started.
Rarely do you hear a story of pissing ON the internet, usually people get pissed off on the internet
we are not using the same internet
You really thought you had a clever comment. That was the dumbest shit ever. Pissing on to pissing off on? You’re gay
mad at the internet if you will
MY LIFE, MY RULES
I shouldn’t relate to this so much!😂
Much love peepop
Boozing pays off; Shane just got a deal with Bud Light lol
Bro I can NOT FRIGGIN BELIEVE SHANE CAME AND I MISSED IT
I pissed in my mom's fridge on Christmas eve last year. Blacked out. Lol
No wonder Shane and Nick Mullen are friends 💀💀
Praise be peepop
Peepop does not miss
“5.5%, high ABV”. Oh sweet summer child Matt
So happy my night piss days are behind me
i thought shane dipped. question answered
Lmfao, I remember coming out to the living room to my stepdad being blacked out bro was pissing on the coffee table I have never laughed harder hearing it happens to other people too.
Woot woot!
Bro you guys where in Poughkeepsie? Thats my hometown living in Colorado now living the shaman life
Merry-O Kart is ridiculous
Win or lose, we still booze
Let’s go boys
My brother woke up in the night and pissed on my tv and the associated tv bar that controlled everything on it. HUGE standing puddle near it. I asked him if he did it and he asked me if maybe my cat had done it. My response was "if that was my cat, it's somewhere, dead and shriveled up with 0 moisture left." I went downstairs and got a roll of paper towels and then threw it at him. So much piss...
Fucking cats
Blessed are the dawgs for st. Peepop
He's the Paul to MSSP-sus
I have had a friend do every version of pissing themselves mentioned in this clip
Once in college a friend sleeping in a recliner stood up, turned around, pissed on it, and then went back to sleep on the recliner
A few years later I was on a beach trip sharing a bed with a buddy when suddenly I heard what I thought was him pouring water on the floor. After a second or two I realized it was piss, jumped out of the bed, flung the covers back, and threw every towel the hotel had underneath my friend like he was a giant baby
Then a few years after that I got back from the bar and saw my roommate standing in the living room. At first I was like "oh shit he's still awake" but as unopened the door I realized he was pissing on the end table in the living room and I started screaming "stop stop stop!!!!" And I woke him up mid piss completely dumbfounded as to where he was
I don't drink that much so I'm never the one pissing on things
“I broke the internet with piss”
lol i think shane on the stock image fat guy photo might be the closest hd depiction of what his belly prolly looks like
I went to the kitchen and pissed on the dishwasher
Pissed in my roommates laundry hamper. In my defense it was white and circular.
I pissed on my Xbox thinking I was ina bathroom
drinkin & mario kart is my jam!
5:03 come on my little squirt gun do it 🫠🤣
I pissed on my buddy's electric guitar blackout drunk on Captain Morgan
guinness makes me piss the bed if i drink too much
Both yall might need to see a doctor
All it takes is Jaeger bombs
My wife once woke me up out of a blackout pissing in the sink, the kitchen sink.
Ah, so you’re Irish too
How dare she
I thought thumbnail guys shirt said "Autism 3:16" for like the whole video,lol. Then I noticed it was Austin
Whater Mahreeyo
Shalom big dawgs shalom
Crop top season
I check the touring schedule just to see if there at the beacon or near me fuck
"The problem is that drinking *_rules_* "
Nick Mullen
LOl I was thinking about that quote. Also when Stav and Adam were talking about how hard they drank in college and Nick is like, "Oh right, sure - _hey guys you wanna go get a dimebag of beer_ " to mock them 🤣
I had the same thing a kid came up to me and asked if i remeber pissing on him. Everyone said he just stayed there so i felt weird at that point.
Its funny how some people are bed pissers and some arent.
Drenched
Shane was down the street at Mahoneys and I didn’t know?! Fuck…
Weird … have yet to have blackout pisses unless they’re undiscovered. Almost every time I’ve blacked out I wake up on a bathroom floor, Not my proudest moments but at least I made it to my destination.
21:03 wooder Mario 💯
My roommate in the army woke me up in the middle of the night. He was pissing on the foot of my bed. I yelled at him to stop. He asked me what I was doing in the bathroom and I told him this was my bed. He goes "oh" and then turned around and pulled out my sock drawer and started pissing in that. I got up and stopped him. The next morning he didn't remember a thing. then he bought me new sheets and everything else he pissed on
Booze cruising > marijuana using.
Drunk driving is an American past time
Opened my roommates door one night blacked out and pissed on her slippers right in front of her
So she saw the hammer?
Hard bed pissn
The on time in my entire life I pissed the bed I was in bed with my girlfriend at the time fml lol
LOL how long had you been with your girlfriend at that point?
I can’t drink more than 2 beers without needing to go to bed immediately. They are like liquid sleeping pills.
Pancreatitis maybe that's why I can't drink like I used too
Shane will be the new Bert in ten years if he doesn’t quit drinking
Yeah binge drinking constantly makes you a retard fast
Shanes actually funny though.
@@HAUNTEDRECS we find him funny, Bert’s audience also finds him funny. The whole point is to not rely on booze for comedy cause a: his health will go to shit b; knowing how insecure he is he might overdue it to keep “entertaining” us.
I love Shane. But I can’t watch him booze for the sake of comedy to an early grave
Shane will never be Bert cuz Shane is funny
@@aliengleethis is the kind of awareness we need
4:52 what the fuck
Inshallah
Haram
If it’s haram why does it feel so halal
Albany > Poughkeepsie
I have literally never heard of someone blacking out and pissing on random stuff
You never went that hard
I’ve never witnessed it myself, but I’ve heard about it several times from the people in the surrounding area when I woke up in the morning
man... O'conner is grotesque... they're often on the AYG videos and he is just unreal
Damn I go to bed at 8am and wake up at 4pm..
I got scared awake by my BBG recently, she caught me sleepwalking, trying to piss in the wardrobe.
She woke me up and almost gave me a fucking stroke, I panicked and got back into bed, then had to sprint into the bathroom dying for a piss.
Cheat code: beat the shit out of her
🍻🥃🍻🥃🍻🥃🍻
Pissed the bed? I've never pissed in the bed, but I woke up to piss on the floor beside the bed. I never regained any memory of pissing on the floor, it just appeared there somehow.
It spawned in, you must've had bad RNG
Shane youre a drunk bro
Bert’s illegitimate child stg
Anither channel stealing your edits is out Peepop, "The illiset Gillis" he just uploaded this. Thats like rhe 3rd channel that recycles your edits
Dont worry we know who the true DAWG is.
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Intentionally blacking out in your 30’s is sad.