MSSP - Matt's Tips For A Healthy Marriage
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From Matt and Shane's secret podcast ep 54 81 62
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#MattAndShaneSecretPodcast #ShaneGillis #MattMcCusker #MSSP - Komedie
For those of you coming from Rogan, Bae Class is in session
Dibs on pencil sharpener seat.
Let’s start this episode with a land acknowledgment
Time to get schooled in dog brain vitches
I love u peepop
Did the st.rogies bump got you a bump too homies ?
By baring himself for all to see, Matt bares all of our sins to the world. A Christlike figure in his sacrifice and benevolence, imo
The shaman himself in the flesh.
Yea he's pretty cool
Christlike
😅😅
Pbuh
matt is so honest and has so small of an ego it’s honestly inspiring in a way
the shamans way
1:54 The Shaman referring to T-porn as the Sorcerer's Stone followed by "nnnnnNNNOOOOO" fcking killed me
His euphemisms are unmatched
Truly the secret to eternal youth
Yo wtf is t porn help me bro
@@jackwebb3757trans women prn, tgirls and stuff
@@jackwebb3757The "t" stands for trans
Matt makes me feel so much less ashamed for all the weird and oddly similar sexual shit that I've done with my wife
Most of us have tried weird shit. The real ones can admit and laugh about it. Especially in the current era of pórn oversaturation, some shit seems like a great idea on paper (screen), in practice the shit is terrible. The best part is being able to laugh with the chick you're with about it after realizing how stupid it is. That's when you know she's a good one.
Matt makes me feel so much less ashamed for all the weird and oddly similar sexual shit thar I've done with this guys wife
You need a Gillis to shame you into stop
@@undiscoveredcolorzmaybe your just wierd
@@JugsOnMySackMaybe you decided "conform = good" a long time ago and now you're just a robot.
"Michael Jacksoff" 💀 Shane with the quickness
Epic comment about Shane’s epic comment, I was just scrolling down looking for someone else who thought this was funny af! 😂 Good shit bro! 🧤🤚🏻
Here for this comment
Died at how quick this one was
“And she caught me with the glove on” I can’t stop laughing 😂😂
100% right to the comments to see if anyone else laughed like I did 😂🥴
13:00 😂😂
Crazy part is I read this comment right before he said it
@@echo2551me too I’m at 11:20 lol
Matt "dress up your punching dummy as your wife" McCusker
Doing his best Dana White impression
matt making his wife cry just proves that he's a snizz-whisperer
Perhaps the worst possible person to take advice from. That being said I got my notepad out as we speak
Hate too be that guy but when I was getting clean off fentanyl my man Jordan Peterson helped a lot 😭 gave me some inner peace when I felt like I couldn’t achieve sobriety
Damn how hard was it to get off something that bad
Peterson’s dadpill advice is legit. It seems his political opinions to be where a lot of the criticisms to come from, and I personally find them dumb.
Lol imagine being addicted to fentanyl
@@TheNTMG it didn’t happen on purpose bro , but yeah I was a troubled kid in a bad situation. Don’t expect you too understand cause I thought like you before
@@therealko7013 im sure i came from a worst background from you kid, your just a loser
matt's romantic history makes me feel so fucking good about my relationship
Not that mine are any better, just that I’m not the only one doing that shit
@@geofox9484 i think that what he means
@@hamburgerdan101 yeah im not sure why I had to reiterate there
@@geofox9484 you’re just reinforcing the point, helping the dawgs that can’t read
@@burtreynolds8030if they couldn’t read how would reiterating the point work (the tism has held me in its throes)
Shane laying on the floor of the bathroom to JO has got me dying
Then Matt with the shit with no wipe, finish and shower strategy lmfao
Waitin to see the influx of Saint Rogie followers on their pilgrimage to the Holyland.
Dawgbless
In the name of the father, the son, and the holy dawgs
@@FumblsTheSniper a drenched
Dawgbless Americuscker
Alhamdulila bro. Can wait for them to join the Brojahadine
It's been a long time coming :")
Not married and no kids, taking lessons from the Shaman. Thank you, PeePop.
I was being a pussy brat
I listened to his advice, and I got some snuzz last night.
You are a legend.
You just have to pretend to not care and they want it.
If they think you're not attracted to them, they want it all the time.
That's the rule when you're single too
Yep. Meanwhile most women pretend to appreciate "honest communication"
Honest communication doesn't work when you're on the hunt for snuzz
“He’s beginning to believe” 😂😭
“Everytime I show my girlfriend what I learned in ju-jitsu she cries”😭😭😭 I can imagine Matt the choking is girl out on the carpet 💀💀💀
" where'd you get the latex glove? " ... " I stole them from target " hahahhahahhaha
Damn.. I’m laughing through the whole thing, then Matt said JP saved some young men’s lives, and my eyes got wide 😳 I am one of them. Much respect to Matt! MSSP rules
I know! JP said "clean your room" and then he cried. really changed my life.
Same man
Dude, if Matt started a cult, I'd join my fellow brothers and sisters in the church of the Dawgs.
Michael Jacks-off is such an incredible quick joke
Matt’s jsut a guy you’d meet on the job straight legend
The Shaman drops wisdom and piles, then hops in the shower and washes off multiple holy essences.
Preach brother
Been listening to Peepop videos all day, didn't even realize this one came out 38 minutes ago. Thanks Dawg
Same, we are blessed
Noo
“Fuck, I shoulda lied!” Had me rolling
13:00 😂😂
Glad to be part of the Brojahadine
certain times Matt looks like Wayne Coyne of the Flaming Lips
Matt is just great. Perfect pairing for Shane.
Shane is me before children and Matt is me after children.
@11:16 “Michael Jacks Off” LOL
My ex bawled her eyes out when she caught me fake an orgasm once 😂😂😂
very female of you
You faked one as a man? Dickinson mad lad lol
Faked a man orggy? You probably got more puss
@@octaviovazquez5397I've done it once so I wouldn't hurt her confidence lol
@@tinkywinky4449did you fake being hard too? Lmao.
“Stressed from work” is code for “I’m catching the waist schnoz from someone else”
Dude I use that excuse as a guy so I can just relax and play some games for the night.
Not even sleeping around. I just want Xbox more than I want pussy.
432hz Shaman on Rogies was a blessing from on high🙏
Thank you notorious peepop 😊☝️💯
Am I going crazy or are there random outbursts by Matt coming in out of nowhere.
It’s the ep with the Tourette’s guy lol
dont listen to this while Bae's around
The Love Actually PNG in the background kills me💀😂
shoutout to Andrew Lincoln man
@@iCookCrystalMethgreat movie honestly
man im in brazil looking at the ocean performing self-care by listening to the dawgz
Drowning in ‘Chill’ 😂🤣
That was a dope Keanu impression
Almost crashed into an Amazon delivery truck with the shake, rattle, and roll comment.
11:20 You're Michael Jacks-Off
Dear lord that might be the quickest most lucid wit I have ever witnessed
God Damn Bro
Dude I lost my mind when I heard that it was fucking instant
this man matt is devious
This is a great clip.
The best! I can relate to this so well
Holy fuck I'm in tears. This shit is so funny
Matt was waiting for Shane his whole life to unload all this.
"You could have fed the Kohler"
Ultimate Surrender 😂
Bruhhhh I got a podcast worthy story about my mom “cleaning my room” while I was sleeping over at my friends house.
Spill
Gangstalkers got him
My mom cleaned my room when I went to the outer Banks and my one sock very crusted up was gone and never talked about
Matt is the best. He really is the shaman. Fortuna has spun her wheels upon him.
It dries the 🐈
Love these clips lol 😅
So I chucked on the latex glove 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Shane didn’t remember his flesh light story until the moment he brought it up😂 it was that traumatic lolol
lol its "I know kung fu..."
13:53 this is so childish 🤣
Matt and Shane are the best
This is an epic clip
Mohegan Sun isn’t in The Poconos. It’s in Scranton/Wilkes-Barre. It is connected to the Pocono Downs Racetrack, but the entirety of what is referred to as The Poconos exists within the suburbs and far outskirts of Scranton/Wilkes-Barre.
Michael Jacksoff 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hahahah 5:35 it's Karate
I’m glad I’m not alone boys t corn be hitting after that break up
Funniest shit I've heard in fucking years Holy shit
The fact all men can relate to this is alarming....
Dudes rock.
"I know Tae Kwon Do." -Shane Gillis
07:15 un-ironically spot on
a latex glove hahahahaha
I’m exactly like Matt just more awkward and way less funny
@Spitsworth I'm just Cool Adam
Matt makes me realise I’m not alone. I’ve literally done all the same stuff with the same mentality.
Matt is me. I am Matt, we are the same basic boy shit
Would Patrice O'Neal approved I don't know
27:20 Does anyone know what was said here?
The Shaman speaks truth into the ether.
The roganites are coming
Lol they got to u too huh, love your content dude
All the rogan kittys better show some fugging respect
Tile gang 4 lyfe
For those of you coming from Rohan, Thumbnail Class is in session
i love listening to this in gf
I hate finding out in like 10 years older than people I think are my age. 29?? You still q baby son.
It's an old clip, Shane is 35
i listen to this while texting my gf
Matt is always right….
Michael Jacks-off was underappreciated lmfao
Dong Wax McCusker
IT'S JIU JITSU
My god Shane is an animal geeeez 29:39
Sometimes I forget how childish and lacking life experience these dudes are lmao
Having a shitty cartoonist draw along with the podcast would be great.
I love you NP
Matt is a klepto
Lol
Shane looks and sounds like he’s at least 42
He's 35 now
Dude..... matt is funny as f.lov3 shane but matt crushes
😂
Lmao Matt is such a redditor.
Kung fu
I know Kung Fu 😳
Soooo fucking funny man matt and shane talking like two bros is the funniest shit ever reminds me of my buddy and I.