MSSP - When Bae Gets Too Salty
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From Matt and Shane's secret podcast ep 60 57
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#MSSP #MattAndShaneSecretPodcast #ShaneGillis #MattMcCusker - Komedie
Today I learned america has Aldi too
Hell yeah we do, best place to get groceries to be honest.
Ja wohl, it's a German company but we got 'em too.
it's for poor people here
@sigmadeez420 idk I'm not poor
aldeez nuts
My wife heard me listening to this and now we’re fighting 😂
Hahahaha godspeed
Salute to a real soldier 🫡
Leave her ASAP. Getting mad at you over what someone else says?Complete psycho.
Lmao
What’s her taste in music like?
I’m glad Matt is out there, saying the worst things imaginable about his woman, in a public forum. Thanks for your service.
"Worst things imaginable"
You mean to say he's spittin facts and logic?
It’s his bitch dude get it right
He's truly paving the way for us to say extra wild things to our bbgs and totally get away with it
God country Matt
Worst things=common sense and general thoughts
I like how they went from my bae, to my bitch to just bitch😂
Ahahahahahahahah fuck that’s funny
I, too, cannot listen to pop radio without vividly imagining the degenerate dental hygienists using it as their soundtrack of sin.
Nice alliteration, papa Olson
“She’s a dental hygienist from Carbondale and she makes love like one.”
Matt is spot on with the cream pie. Never had an argument survive the cream pie
UNUSUALLY LARGE BLACK KOK WHIPPED OUT DURING A BASEBALL GAME IN HIGH SCHOOL
Dude this happened to me once and I’m just glad I wasn’t the only one to think of it that way😂
A good hard cream pie solves problems in every relationship
@@michaeldoran4367unusually beta male loser comment the white man is king
WUT WUZ HIZ NAME(Z)??
Often imitated but never duplicated, god bless the dawgs and peepop
What’s up dawg
Whos the second koont in the thumbnail?
@@davidperez5089 in order Amber heard Emma Watson Ellen degenerate Whoopi’s fatberg
Emma Watson?
Boyyyys
Laughing at Shane's girl being pouty and listening to Taylor Swift while he sits next to her mouthing "Kim" by Eminem.
“Built like a house” 😂
I need matt to publish Matt Mckuskers Mckusker guide to life
I'd buy that.
Lmao that Kirby line about "inhaling all the details of the day and then bursting them out" really describes it best.
I was howling laughing during this one
Bruh me too prob the hardest Iv geeked listening to this show
"My bitch is fat as fuck." Hhahaha
I wonder if Matts wife Is dark choc or café su lait? ...not that that matters.
@@davidperez5089 It definitely matters. I'd guess a lighter skinned queen ass bitch.
@@vikinghammer87 so nothin like burrs wifey.
Women with good taste in music means their ex BFs had good taste in music.
🤣 fr
100% accurate
9:00 UNDERATTED Shane quote, "pop radio and and a salty bitch is enough to get me just like....I'll roll out of this car right." LOLOLOL just popping the door open, tucking and rolling.
MINE. HAS. NOT.
"using logic is not the weapon."
One of the most relatable clips I’ve ever listened to lol
for some crazy stupid reason nothing pisses me off more than girls needing to tell their day and Matt summarized it perfectly
Dude, it is the worst. I don’t know why it sucks so hard but it just does.
Tell their day? What do you mean
@@paijo1503 like retelling their entire day such as what they are what someone said what they did
@@elias4493 because everyone knows a boyfriend’s not there to support your woman they’re just there for the cream pie 😂
God bitches don't know how valuable and appreciated silence is.
“Perpetual girl problem”bruh this is so real.
This channel is the bomb because there is never a single ad on your videos lmao
Bro…it would be a crazy task but if you could make a comp of Matt using video game analogies that would be GOAT
6 laffy taffys before bed is killing me
Nothing like ending a long day with another Peepop classic, thanks dawg.
The end being about girls on the phone. Unreal how accurate it is with every relationship I've had
The time slave comment form Matt was spot on
I never knew anyone else experienced this, too
That's bad, but you know what's worse? A girl that calls and texts you all day to ask what you're doing.
Mine gets bored, and just assumes I'm either doing something more interesting, or I'm maliciously cheating on her.
@@_DMNO_I broke up with my most recent girl because of that exact reason lol
@@_DMNO_they tend to get that way if they’re insecure and/or have been cheated on. My GF was like this until I nipped it in the bud and she’s been ight. Though I have NEVER met a woman that doesn’t want to FaceTime, it truly is a curse.
When my ex was in a pouty/salty mood, I’d leave for an hour, come back, still a bad mood? Leave and hang out with buds til the next day.
Sure my relationships end almost instantly, but lifes to short to be with a pouty bitch.
@Leonardo-gn9ci im a subscriber to his program and I can attest, I too have a graveyard behind me.
sometimes when it comes to girls, i feel like a blind dude that’s walking around his house and can perfectly navigate it because he’s broken almost every bone at some point in the process of navigating. sure, i’ve got a LOT of exes, but now i know exactly what not to do, but like for sure.
I hate when she is bored in the car and calls.
Hahaha ah shit man. Atleast she doesn't call salty.
“Nahhhh..fifa, you go to BED”😂
Peepop thumbnails > all yt content
Just shared this with the dawgs. Caption “do NOT listen to this around anyone else.” 🤣
2d vs 3d argument skills is perfect analogy
Top tier analogy
Matt is right about a make up cream pie
Chicks listen to this?!? 😂😍
@@lt.dantaylor7185catfish 💯
This is so funny. The boys getting into a Dunkirk voluntarily. God damn.
I’ve never heard anything as true as the Perpetual Girl Problem. It’s like a neverending, constantly morphing problem that is somehow the same thing even though after 8 months it’s completely unidentifiable as the same issue.
These thumbnails are top quality, peepop sir
You let em spaz for an hour... then hit em with the 'you done?' We die inside
Straight facts. Like a kid mouthing off in the grocery store and give them that "I know you don't want me whoopin ass" look. I've never laid a finger on my woman. Never had to. She seen me tear walls out when I was mad then rebuild them the next day. I'm getting old now though, I'm not angry like that anymore.
My girl just agreed with the music point how’re these guys so accurate
Love Matt saying “2-dimensional polliwog” instead of polygon. A beautiful mind
Beautiful mind indeed
“Rolling down the PA turnpike to deliver average dong” never hit closer to home 21:31
That Kirby analogy is perfect.
Hahahha my man’s is a living legend. He’s got the hottest takes
He's peerless
I’m so glad I’m not the only one who’s vexed by their girlfriend calling them from the car instead of just talking to me in person when they get home 😅
"you take a nap every morning" -Shane
When your girlfriend is black, going for a walk is really a power move
Matts dental hygienist fantasies are crazy 😂
That thumbnail is legendary I need a painting of it
Haha im having fun with this new Matt headshot. Its crisp and goes with everthing
Everything he is saying reassures me I do not want to be in a relationship
Matt had me dying this one
This is the best thing I’ve heard all week 🤣
Matt is right about the I love you cream pies
I can second that. Scary but true.
BLESS US ON THIS DAY SIR PEEPOP
Can we please for the love of god have this podcast as a radio station in gta 6
What are you fishing for “UH HUHS” no kidding😂😂😂😂
This is ABSOLUTE funniest podcast on CZcams 😆 OOO
14:50 I’ve never heard it explained so perfect literally same
this is a great segment of the secret program
The most relatable conversation I’ve ever listened to
Idk why guys tolerate that from women. After my first wife, I just simply don’t play those games. Giving me the silent treatment, or when you ask what’s wrong and they say “nothing” or “what do you think I’m upset about?”
First time it happens, “Look I don’t play those games. You can tell me what’s wrong, we can talk about it and move past it, or this is done right now.”
Its toxic man don’t tolerate that nonsense.
I dunno, I prefer the "Act like you don't give a fuck, and create distance" method.
Matt got it right dude. Literal dog behavior. They stop acting bitchy once they aren't being given the attention to be bitchy.
@@_DMNO_both are valid. Be a fucking adult or get out
"occasionally we talk" 😄
1:02 Matt’s immediate reaction😂😂👌🏼
MSSP has the absolute best thumbnails!!! I die 😂😂😂 looking at them!!!
2 dimensional polywog
this thumbnail is legendary lmfao
A two dimensional poliwog
Make America PeePop Again
Thanks peepop. Luh you X
I wish girls could go to the phantom zone when they’re in those fucking moods
I don't know if "full-Nelson Mandela" was on purpose or not but it was great.
Shane just needed to ask her, "Hey, is everything OK?"
Matt is the silver fox dude!! Fkn legenddddd
5:32 Mine *has not* ... 🤣 Bro his girl had to cuss him out after this
This is why I stopped dating and have no interest in dating again. Its just so much work just to not be at fault for everything.
It’s crazy out here for average dudes haha. That calming sensation ever since breaking up with my last gf still hasn’t worn off after >12 months. Especially seeing everyone in my family plopping our kids my motivation to get back on the plantation is at an all time low.
Don't put up with shit tests.
7:04 "My great-grandfather died in World War Two, my grandfather also died in war, and my dad died of cancer last year. Whether I play Russian Roulette or not, I'm going to die bro. Death runs in my family."
I understand that's not the same thing, but when it comes to the level of ignorance, it's pretty close.
I feel like thats a norm macdonald bit
@@ccolby8593 Are you accusing me of stealing? 👀
@J_Games_1996 did you? Lol
The best bits are something everyone can relate to. And collective consciousness is a thing. Do I need to edit, and change the word 'feel' to 'sound'?
@@ccolby8593 Sometimes people can say original things, you do know this, right?
No, this isn't stolen.
But feel free to go watch hours of Norm.
@@ccolby8593 Yikes.
I cant get over how relatable and true all this is. I had to pause this when GF walked into the room because I was worried about a fight starting. Man the phone call while driving around is the worst.
Shane taking the "why you mad bro" cop out
She’s fishing for a bunch of ahas😂😂😂
The thumbnail is amazing.
Matt nd Shane are my Philly bros from another mother since I too am a Philly native. Also Peepop is a GOAT too he got sons in the game doing MSSP clips nd shit lol.
Not tonight! 😂
Matt can be Salt Bae and he will always have the most, but he is still my favorite speaker! 😅 lol
Thank you
"Body by Taffy."
Bae stop this is serious, it's time to game🎮😤🎮
The i love you cream pie is wild
my life in a nut shell. "Im fine I can handle this... 'somthing happens' FUCK THIS!!!!!"
Mine. Has. Not. LMFAO
Shane experiencing the no ring sting. Happens aroind Christmas
Yep, exactly this. That's something serious too that can turn real bad real fast.
this came on in a car ride with my girlfriend and i’m laughing while she’s dead silent the whole time and then it turned into a fight
I feel like this podcast it’s like the men’s version of Bridget Jones. I completely understand what they’re talking about when it comes to bitches.
The part about a women being in a mood and blaming the man for escalating it, is 99% of fights lol
The makeup creampie is the real deal lmao
That's why I never answer the first call, if you don't answer she'll always space back out on the road, answer the second call and just say something like I left my phone in the other room or I was just about to call you back, works every time
13:10 best thing i’ve ever heard
Women Kirby their day and then spit it out when they get too full. Holy shit that is accurate
The 'I love you' cream pie is genius, but god damn i feel like an idiot
Hell yeah
Now I have 4 kids trying to not fight.
More creampies
This makes me Glad I'm single again. Ofcourse i miss the frequent baked clam action, but hey!! It comes at a price dawgs.
13:21 meditation is open-eye napping
Matt us 100 💯 percent correct on the cream pie. It works
6:10 I think Gillis is trying to tell him that his gf's fat. She definitely was at the wedding.
Yo shane thinks it sucks now, wait til your married with kids my dude.
Mine has not...lmao