@@jonathanlee6660 I play german servers from Kuwait 200 ping on a good day because to game company, only china and japan are asia and the rest doesn't exist.
Doing an engineering course rn and they actually showed us the Juicero as an example of what _not_ to do when designing a product. What personally offends me the most is the fact that the machine takes several minutes just to pour the juice, something a normal juice carton can do in seconds, so you're not just paying top-dollar for something you can do with your hands for free, you're actually paying top dollar for something _less_ efficient than what you can just do with your hands for free
the app is what gets me. I hate this new generation of technology making everything require a WI-FI connection and/or a whole app- therefore needing to sign up with some company and give them your email and phone number. makes it a lot less efficient, as you said. what happened to just pressing buttons? and in recent times it’s even a thing to lock features on a PHYSICAL DEVICE behind a paid subscription from an APP. I’d much rather spend 20 minutes looking through a manual to learn how something works, than have to bring out my phone, load up an app, probably watch an advert because no app is free of them, and then tap my phone screen every time I want to do something.
In addition, even after paying $400, the juice packets are ridiculously expensive. They were literally more expensive than getting juice at most juice bars.
Honestly whoever designed it probably knew how pointless it was. I kinda think they were relying on the whole “it does it anywhere on the cloud!!!” pitch to make sales
@@baronofcinnamontoast3260 Better yet, I could build a decent Ryzen PC with used parts, or buy a fucking "juicer" that doesnt even juice shit, it just pours pre-mixed packages
What annoys me most is that they claimed the bags contained fresh fruits that it would squeeze into liquid juice. But it was just pre made juice already in the bag
Congratulations to everyone who bought an acre of land, planted fruit trees, waited for them to grow, picked the ripe fruit, washed and sliced it, put it in a blender and made their own juice like a normal person while the Juicero was being set up
Actually, the "caprisuns" themselves cost 5 to 8 US dollars, bUT, you can't buy them unless you have the machine, so it's more like caprisun, but make it $400 + 5x/8x for the rest of your life if you ever actually drink enough juice to get your moneys worth on this fucking thing.
I showed Juicero to my father (a mechanical engineer who specializes in food processing equipment). Pretty sure he took at least 50 psychic damage from it, especially at the part with the Wi-Fi and QR code.
Someone gave my grandparents this for a white elephant gift. It ended 2 days later when my grandpa (in late stage cancer) flung the box with more strength I've ever seen him use for anything and absolutely fucking destroyed this juicer
You ought to be proud of him for such a show of heroic feat of strength he had… You’d honor him to carry on the legacy of his bloodline that you came from and wail on those shitty products like the Juicero 🤝👏
@@ieathalfburnedpopcorn6318 pfft armature Name: lol u thought Password: ICUSUDURICKCCKKGGFI77747RIRUIFUJCKCKCJFLVICUTLVMDYLHJD YISTFIGUEURITUGORIE87R7587457747487RTIGIGIIFUOGFIR77R47474OYGIF6FIF86U5THISJUICERWASNOTWORTHIT
Name: Your Fucking Joe mama Password: UWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUUWUSUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUUWUWUWUWUWUWUUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUUWUWUWUWUWUUWUWUWUWUWUWUUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUUWU
My FAVORITE part of the Juicero story is when the CEO listed 3 things Juicero provides that you can't give elsewhere. 2 of them were situations in which the machine just refuses to work.
They installed a camera into this machine for the sole purpose of scanning your QR code during the setup process. Everything about this machine is entirely useless.
Oh my god I never thought about that, that's absurd. It would have been so much cheaper to just print a QR on the damn press. Or, better yet, just use bluetooth like every other damn electronic appliance! No wait, even better: USE YOUR HANDS!
Apparently, it also refuses to juice if the package is one day expired. It won't let you risk an upset stomach, so you must buy a new package. Everything about it is anti-user.
King Doomfist Apparently you cant buy the juice packets without a juicero juicer, too. These cucks want you to spend $400 to subscribe to their shitty juicing shit that isn't even fresh and can be done by hand anyway
"those damn millenials can't even squeeze their own prepackaged juice nowdays, they probably need a machine connected to the internet via those pesky iphones"
“Uh oh guys, internets down. Guess we’re not gonna be able to drink any juice for a while now because for some reason this machine needs the internet to make juice.”
Lol I used to cut the inventor’s hair. It took 4 haircuts (about 6 months) for me to conceptually grasp that this expensive machine just squeezes a plastic bag of already-been-juiced juice. Every time he came in, i was like “but.. wait.. why?” I think he felt dumber and dumber.. and then the world found out about it. 🤦🏻♀️😮💨 Hope he’s doing ok.
I'm 2 years too late, but from what I remember he's drinking stagnant water, so I don't think he's doing ok per say, but he's certainly doing something !
the more i look at it, the more i get convinced that its main purpose really is sucking on your data. I can understand a machine designed to make use of another specific product (coffee machines do it all the time) but all the app and internet connection stuff is just so blatantly pointless that it HAS to be some sort of scheme
Every single flaw? There are about 30 more he didn't even mention. He only makes fun of the absolute worst parts. He could have made a 1 hour video if he wanted to.
This is a machine that opens a package for you. You’re not _juicing_ anything. This is the same as buying a bottle of apple juice at the store and using a $400 machine to twist off the cap.
It's like buying scissors for more because it doesn't have annoying plastic packaging. Only to use that (higher priced) scissors to open scissor packaging that can be opened by hand. The machine is shit, I'm very mad.
- Several times the price of a normal juicer - Requires you to be tethered to a wi-fi connection for it to run - You can't purchase the juice packs without buying the machines - You get the functionally same result either by squeezing the packs by hand or using the machine - The juicer will automatically lock you out if you attempt to use a non-Juicero product - The juicer will automatically lock you out if the company decides to "brick" the packs due to having ingredients that were recalled - a month's supply (average a glass a day) of packs is $240 - the CEO claims that people who squeeze the packs are "hacking" them This is the dumbest product I've seen in a long, long time.
It was from the CEO's official statement. In his words. "hacking consumer products isn't new". Mate if I decided to drink soup straight from the bowl I did not just hack a spoon.
+savegalkissy Woah, _white supremacist?_ That's incredibly racist and offensive of you, this person could be any skin color, or maybe white and not a supremacist, just a racist. But no, because they're racist they _have_ to be a white supremacist, is that it? wow you're a racist and nothing you say will ever have any value or worth good job there bud
The funniest part about the whole story is that it actually cost alot per unit to make because the entire thing was EXTREMELY over engineered due to price not at all being a consideration. It would be one thing if they sold you a $5 juicer for $400 and made $395 off it, but because they decided to design the most expensive way to squeeze a bag possible (likely to justify the massive investments) they likley made minimal profits due to the insane R/D, and overhead of having... 200 employees...
So if it's just one day past the expiration date, it refuses to press it? How utterly fantastic. Why couldn't it just give a warning, requiring you to confirm you'll do it anyway? That is _so_ wasteful. I'm sure everyone knows by now that expiration dates are not hard rules, just a suggestion based on an estimate. Our senses have evolved exactly for this job - to suss out if something has gone bad - so you should always use your smell, taste and common sense to figure it out. Food waste is a _huge_ issue.
@@mollyj6286 Haha 😂 You know what, my mom is exactly the same. The _minute_ something is expired, she throws it away, sometimes even before. I think it's a generational thing; she's 59, and back in her day, food just wasn't as safe as it is now.
This sounds like a printer but if it was programmed to make juice. Being as refillable ink cartridges are complete scams, from the ink making process down to the soft ware that exists in a cartridge to tell you (often misinformingly) that your ink cartridge is empty. Which it isn't, it's just a chip on the ink cartridge telling the printer to tell you that it is when it's half way empty rather than really empty. Imagine your juicer saying "Package empty, please get another. :D" and finding out there's at least a whole cup left in the package.
5:15 Also, if the packets are expired, even by just a day, the machine will refuse to juice them. So you'd better hope your subscription packets arrive on time.
@jou Have you never cut a whole Juicero to squeeze some sweet Juicero juice out of the plastic parts? Literally all I drink, every morning. I press a Juicero juicer until I get its juice.
I really love this guy. His sarcasm is in no way, shape, or form overstated. I'd pay good money to hear him critique ANY modern car with ALL the worthless gadgetry they have just as a means to separate customers from their money. GREAT WORK!
@Mikayla W thats. so. uncivilized! YOU CANT CLOBBER A PLASTIC PACKET WITH A ROCK, YOU NEED A ROBOT TO CLOBBER IT FOR YOU WITH ITS OWN ROCK! kids these days! /s
I think the worst offender about this is that the whole design of putting a packet or something inside of it, closing it, and pressing a button so it could start juicing or pouring can literally be done by anybody and they can easily just leave out the whole app and wifi part of it and BAM there you go, its a simple juicer. All you just need to do: Step 1. Take out the juicer and packets and set it on a table or counter. Step 2. Connect it to a power outlet. Step 3. Place a packet inside of juicer Step 4. Press the button BOOM simple as that
I absolutely hate any and everything that makes you download an app. I’m so sick of downloading apps for everything- my phone literally never has enough memory. I can never remember my password and usernames.
The fact they go step by step from opening your package to showing you the juice is done is amazing. Almost like they're banking on people with absolutely no common sense on buying it.
In the amount of time she used to show how the phone app works, I could’ve juiced myself a cup of fresh grape juice in half the time and literally cleaned the juicer.
I saw a vlog of a japanese woman who just uses her thumb to pop open a coffee capsule and pour it right into a cup. These machines are nothing but money sink.
can you fucking imagine: you go over to a friend’s house. they offer you fresh juice from their cool new juicer. you’re a little parched; and, hell, you love fresh juice. you accept, and watch your friend draw their phone from their pocket. “just a second,” they mutter, tapping on the screen. “i have to log in to the juicer”
Exactly, i thought point of juicer is to make juice from fruit, but this squeezes bag with juice, what the actual fuck ? It's like having 400 dollar machine to open your juice bottle.
+W. if we talk stupid rich people, that is. smart rich people would never buy a useless thing no matter what kind of industry giant praises it. they value their money.
It's a press. In the packages you have mashed veggies/fruits/shit and it just presses on it to squeeze out the juice from that mashed shit. You are then left with a remains of a shitty used drip bag filled with semi-dry remains of some sort of organic compound. You can do exactly the same with a kitchen grater, a veggie/fruit and something to mash the juice out of it, can be a simple plastic bag, a kitchen mortar or even just use a fucking 5$ juicer to do it.
"The company’s founder, Doug Evans, who compared himself to Steve Jobs, had previously bragged that the juice press wielded four tons of force, and in the face of embarrassing videos of the squeezing by hand, the company noted that the machines were connected to the internet and could ensure users don’t make juice with packets that have expired. The packets, however, had expiration dates written on them." Another great quote from an article about it.
They probably are required to put the dates on there anyway. Also you overmachined something to create as much power as razer from robot wars and probably wouldnt stand up to the power of a modern featherweight crusher how fucking brilliant not steve jobs
You can't just use your hands you have to buy prosthetic hands for $400 and register them to the app. It will reject your regular hands because they don't have a QR code.
Groovy Satan you meant 4000$ right? coz thats how much they normally cost. Also, my prosthetic arm automaticly sawed off my real arm with a chainsaw when i pressed the power button and the app to scan the qr code qr code (so the prosthetic arm can function) costs another 400$, i dont have any more money, what do i do?
Remember when a juicer could be entirety made out of glass or plastic with no moving parts or circuitry and adequately do the job of squeezing out fruit juice? Remember when one could simply pour juice from a package straight into a glass? Pepperidge Farms remembers.
Oxypher (Chayser31) "Now, the future of BREATHING! You need to connect to LungNet in order to verify you're a living being and activate the ability to breathe!"
Year 2025; World's greatest athlete ran across America in just 4 hours. The public wants to know; what internet connection is he using for his shoes???
This reminds me of a restaurant I went to recently that only took orders through my smart phone. For my entire life I've just had to say give me the number 6 and it was brought to me ten minutes later. Some processes have already been perfected and no amount of technology will improve them.
Fun fact: Juicero machines are actually really valuable. Not because of their incredibly stupid juicing purpose, but because their build quality is off the damn charts. Like instead of some internal component being made of cheap aluminum or something just to save money, the same part in a Juicero would be made of ultra high quality stainless steel or even titanium. The same goes for all the non-metal parts too. The thing is absolutely well crafted if completely and utterly pointless.
not as well crafted as you thought. while the material usage you mentioned might be true, the machine itself is overengineered and could be made to perform the same pointless functions with less technlology.
The only juicer i use is my fleshlight
Jewce Man phrasing amr?
that shit was gold good job sir u made me giggle
www.kiiroo.com/onyx/ Closest thing I could find. This bitch got Bluetooth
Ahahaha xD
Give this guy a medal
(No irony)
Holy shit.
Only 200$ for a Bluetooth Fleshlight?
This is already a better deal than a Juicero.
"Bro why I have 350 ping in my game?"
"Sorry, I was making some juice"
this is funnier if you forget that this relates to a wifi connected juicer
You killed it bruv...
I have 200 ping 150 is definitely good
@@cinamontoast2555 i play on america servers from asia. 300 ping lol
@@jonathanlee6660 I play german servers from Kuwait 200 ping on a good day because to game company, only china and japan are asia and the rest doesn't exist.
This is just a data collector disguised as a juicer lmao
@@royaltyfree9607
maybe thats why google funded it
@@nottoday3878 Now that you mention it, that's probably the only reason google funded it. There's no way they thought it was actually a good product.
@@nottoday3878 oh yeahhh that explains if
Data collector or Bitcoin miner
Doing an engineering course rn and they actually showed us the Juicero as an example of what _not_ to do when designing a product. What personally offends me the most is the fact that the machine takes several minutes just to pour the juice, something a normal juice carton can do in seconds, so you're not just paying top-dollar for something you can do with your hands for free, you're actually paying top dollar for something _less_ efficient than what you can just do with your hands for free
the app is what gets me. I hate this new generation of technology making everything require a WI-FI connection and/or a whole app- therefore needing to sign up with some company and give them your email and phone number. makes it a lot less efficient, as you said. what happened to just pressing buttons? and in recent times it’s even a thing to lock features on a PHYSICAL DEVICE behind a paid subscription from an APP. I’d much rather spend 20 minutes looking through a manual to learn how something works, than have to bring out my phone, load up an app, probably watch an advert because no app is free of them, and then tap my phone screen every time I want to do something.
That's what happens when most of society nowadays is a bunch of brainwashed idiots with too much mommy and daddy trustfund money
In addition, even after paying $400, the juice packets are ridiculously expensive. They were literally more expensive than getting juice at most juice bars.
Honestly whoever designed it probably knew how pointless it was. I kinda think they were relying on the whole “it does it anywhere on the cloud!!!” pitch to make sales
Like paying for a device that senses when your toilet needs to be flushed. But it costs $250 and takes 5 minutes to activate.
Fun fact: When this first launched, it was $700*
still extremely expensive
Id rather just go to a vacation
I could buy 2 forgeworld knights for that. Fuck you Juicero.
@@baronofcinnamontoast3260 Better yet, I could build a decent Ryzen PC with used parts, or buy a fucking "juicer" that doesnt even juice shit, it just pours pre-mixed packages
is that Niko on the pic?
“Oh no, someone hacked into my account and is making juice willy nilly!”
I feel ashamed for laughing so much at this 😂😂
I'm just picturing a Juicero activating in the middle of the night and flooding the kitchen with juice.
@@theguylivinginyourwalls LMAO
Lol
WHY IM I KEEP BEING UNSUBSCRIBED FROM THIS CHANNEL???
What annoys me most is that they claimed the bags contained fresh fruits that it would squeeze into liquid juice. But it was just pre made juice already in the bag
Anyone who has ever seen a fruit will be able to tell that the bag does not contain fresh fruits
@@OWnIshiiTrolling well i have a bad news for that
actually, the bag contains sliced fruits and vegetables that is to be pounded into juice. but yeah the product is still fucking stupid.
Congratulations to everyone who bought an acre of land, planted fruit trees, waited for them to grow, picked the ripe fruit, washed and sliced it, put it in a blender and made their own juice like a normal person while the Juicero was being set up
Plot twist: the fruit was then packed up into those juice pouches for the Juicero.
In 2017 an acre of land probably would have been the cheaper initial investment. 😂
Seek god 🙏
@@Eric0225 bestie I have rejected him 🙏🏽
@@monikorasort explains the pfp, try doing it again 🙏
“Yo guys, what if we made Caprisun, but $400”
"yeah and let's steal their personal info for no reason too!"
this is good
Caprishit
L V beautiful comment 🤣
Actually, the "caprisuns" themselves cost 5 to 8 US dollars, bUT, you can't buy them unless you have the machine, so it's more like caprisun, but make it $400 + 5x/8x for the rest of your life if you ever actually drink enough juice to get your moneys worth on this fucking thing.
This is the most expensive capri sun i've ever fucking seen
Its not even a capri sun, its a capri sun squeezer
your comment and your icon goes together perfectly |-/
Sketci Kid Lol |-/ clique
The best comment detailing this stupid machine
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I showed Juicero to my father (a mechanical engineer who specializes in food processing equipment). Pretty sure he took at least 50 psychic damage from it, especially at the part with the Wi-Fi and QR code.
I got temporarily -50iq just for looking at it
@@sailor5853 your iq loss was temporary?
Someone gave my grandparents this for a white elephant gift.
It ended 2 days later when my grandpa (in late stage cancer) flung the box with more strength I've ever seen him use for anything and absolutely fucking destroyed this juicer
Ok
You ought to be proud of him for such
a show of heroic feat of strength he had…
You’d honor him to carry on the legacy
of his bloodline that you came from and
wail on those shitty products like the
Juicero 🤝👏
This is the greatest grandpa of All Time
LEGENDARY
@@rhodesdrakethenieliii3209 legendary Vietnam vet in late stage cancer just fucking destroys a juicer while smoking a pipe. Legend
“bro what’s the Juicero password?”
Name: goodluck
Code: KAJFI77289387SNSKCBZKKkfjsonKsbskBiBoBiGiGoabdoxbs
@@ieathalfburnedpopcorn6318 pfft armature
Name: lol u thought
Password: ICUSUDURICKCCKKGGFI77747RIRUIFUJCKCKCJFLVICUTLVMDYLHJD YISTFIGUEURITUGORIE87R7587457747487RTIGIGIIFUOGFIR77R47474OYGIF6FIF86U5THISJUICERWASNOTWORTHIT
Name: Your Fucking Joe mama
Password:
UWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUUWUSUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUUWUWUWUWUWUWUUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUUWUWUWUWUWUUWUWUWUWUWUWUUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUUWU
TRIPLEA Aaron i have Been outbeaten
Strategic butthole usage
If you ever feel useless remember that this exists
This just instantly motivated me
Understandable, have a nice day.
@@vrataski1621 dead meme
@@HumongousMist to me it just makes me feel ashamed that I'm the same species that made that abomination
It’s almost as useless as a touchless soap dispenser
My FAVORITE part of the Juicero story is when the CEO listed 3 things Juicero provides that you can't give elsewhere. 2 of them were situations in which the machine just refuses to work.
They installed a camera into this machine for the sole purpose of scanning your QR code during the setup process. Everything about this machine is entirely useless.
Oh my god I never thought about that, that's absurd.
It would have been so much cheaper to just print a QR on the damn press.
Or, better yet, just use bluetooth like every other damn electronic appliance!
No wait, even better: USE YOUR HANDS!
No the camera also scanned the QR codes in the bags. Still BS but it's wasn't JUST for the setup process.
Apparently, it also refuses to juice if the package is one day expired. It won't let you risk an upset stomach, so you must buy a new package. Everything about it is anti-user.
(or, you know, use your hands like a savage.)
King Doomfist use your fist of Doom!
King Doomfist
Apparently you cant buy the juice packets without a juicero juicer, too. These cucks want you to spend $400 to subscribe to their shitty juicing shit that isn't even fresh and can be done by hand anyway
like honestly if it was just the juice packets people would actually buy it but this is so bad
I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't let you juice that...
This is what I imagine boomers think tech is like nowadays
This was probably made by boomers...
Apparently they aren’t wrong though now
Very agreeable
"those damn millenials can't even squeeze their own prepackaged juice nowdays, they probably need a machine connected to the internet via those pesky iphones"
Ngl they kinda right on this one
“Uh oh guys, internets down. Guess we’re not gonna be able to drink any juice for a while now because for some reason this machine needs the internet to make juice.”
Lol I used to cut the inventor’s hair. It took 4 haircuts (about 6 months) for me to conceptually grasp that this expensive machine just squeezes a plastic bag of already-been-juiced juice.
Every time he came in, i was like “but.. wait.. why?” I think he felt dumber and dumber.. and then the world found out about it. 🤦🏻♀️😮💨
Hope he’s doing ok.
Really
I bet he didn't use shampoo or conditioner.
Woah
I'm 2 years too late, but from what I remember he's drinking stagnant water, so I don't think he's doing ok per say, but he's certainly doing something !
Nice cap 🧢
“ yo can I borrow your juicero account?”
juicero & identity theft with bae
Yeah, sure, what pack you wanna squeeze
Litten The Kitten that piss broccoli flavor.
Swiftbird Anims nah I was preferring the greasy cabbage flavor
Would like but 666 like so just reply
This was literally made to steal your information
And your money
No guys it was obviously designed to give you the best juice experience everrrrrrr!!!
@@42lyfe and sanity
the more i look at it, the more i get convinced that its main purpose really is sucking on your data. I can understand a machine designed to make use of another specific product (coffee machines do it all the time) but all the app and internet connection stuff is just so blatantly pointless that it HAS to be some sort of scheme
It was made for lazy people who dont give a shit about privacy and shit in public toilets with the door wide open
This is, and will always be, my favorite product review by Charlie. Just the way he rips into every single flaw is just perfect.
Every single flaw? There are about 30 more he didn't even mention.
He only makes fun of the absolute worst parts. He could have made a 1 hour video if he wanted to.
“Man im thirsty.”
“Want some juice?”
“Yeah I guess.”
“Oh shit, wifis out.”
“Just use your hands.”
“Can’t.”
“Why?”
“Can’t”
This is a machine that opens a package for you. You’re not _juicing_ anything. This is the same as buying a bottle of apple juice at the store and using a $400 machine to twist off the cap.
exactly
Only if it's the branded 3$ more expensive bottle
And pour it
its just taking your data and giving it to facebook while doing a meaningless job
It's like buying scissors for more because it doesn't have annoying plastic packaging. Only to use that (higher priced) scissors to open scissor packaging that can be opened by hand. The machine is shit, I'm very mad.
- Several times the price of a normal juicer
- Requires you to be tethered to a wi-fi connection for it to run
- You can't purchase the juice packs without buying the machines
- You get the functionally same result either by squeezing the packs by hand or using the machine
- The juicer will automatically lock you out if you attempt to use a non-Juicero product
- The juicer will automatically lock you out if the company decides to "brick" the packs due to having ingredients that were recalled
- a month's supply (average a glass a day) of packs is $240
- the CEO claims that people who squeeze the packs are "hacking" them
This is the dumbest product I've seen in a long, long time.
It was from the CEO's official statement. In his words. "hacking consumer products isn't new". Mate if I decided to drink soup straight from the bowl I did not just hack a spoon.
Boamere My question is how does something like this even get funding?.. I have thousands of ideas better than this pos product.
+Boamere That's what a lot of corporations do in case you hadn't noticed. And even the media at one point with wikileaks. It's.. interesting.
blackacidlizzard wow you're a racist white supremacist and nothing you say will ever have any value or worth good job there bud
+savegalkissy Woah, _white supremacist?_ That's incredibly racist and offensive of you, this person could be any skin color, or maybe white and not a supremacist, just a racist. But no, because they're racist they _have_ to be a white supremacist, is that it? wow you're a racist and nothing you say will ever have any value or worth good job there bud
The funniest part about the whole story is that it actually cost alot per unit to make because the entire thing was EXTREMELY over engineered due to price not at all being a consideration. It would be one thing if they sold you a $5 juicer for $400 and made $395 off it, but because they decided to design the most expensive way to squeeze a bag possible (likely to justify the massive investments) they likley made minimal profits due to the insane R/D, and overhead of having... 200 employees...
You missed the best part. If the package is “expired” it won’t press it either
So if it's just one day past the expiration date, it refuses to press it? How utterly fantastic. Why couldn't it just give a warning, requiring you to confirm you'll do it anyway? That is _so_ wasteful.
I'm sure everyone knows by now that expiration dates are not hard rules, just a suggestion based on an estimate. Our senses have evolved exactly for this job - to suss out if something has gone bad - so you should always use your smell, taste and common sense to figure it out.
Food waste is a _huge_ issue.
@@imaginekudryavka9485 true
@@imaginekudryavka9485 one thing, money. past expiry? Oh too bad guess you will need to buy more of our overpriced packets of fruit
@@imaginekudryavka9485 Could you please talk to my mom? Thanks.
@@mollyj6286 Haha 😂 You know what, my mom is exactly the same. The _minute_ something is expired, she throws it away, sometimes even before. I think it's a generational thing; she's 59, and back in her day, food just wasn't as safe as it is now.
I can literally just stick a straw in the packet like a Caprisun, don’t even need to squeeze the packet.
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"Hey bro can I get some juice"
"Sorry my wi-fi is down"
This sounds like a printer but if it was programmed to make juice.
Being as refillable ink cartridges are complete scams, from the ink making process down to the soft ware that exists in a cartridge to tell you (often misinformingly) that your ink cartridge is empty. Which it isn't, it's just a chip on the ink cartridge telling the printer to tell you that it is when it's half way empty rather than really empty.
Imagine your juicer saying "Package empty, please get another. :D" and finding out there's at least a whole cup left in the package.
I absolutely fucking hate printers.
@@maximusstorm1215 and I salute you for your anger, young padawan.
5:15 Also, if the packets are expired, even by just a day, the machine will refuse to juice them. So you'd better hope your subscription packets arrive on time.
Holy shit really?
That sucks
Just take a brick and smash the fucking Juicero. That's it. :)
Literally just cut a whole, and squeeze the juice into a cup😂
@jou Have you never cut a whole Juicero to squeeze some sweet Juicero juice out of the plastic parts?
Literally all I drink, every morning. I press a Juicero juicer until I get its juice.
I have nothing creative to do
This juicer is like a school project where the student added loads of pointless features just to get extra marks.
Thomas G
Stop describing my grade five social studies project, it makes me feel bad
Thomas G perfectly described fuck
Holy shit that's a perfect analogy lmao
Thomas G like language classes*
fuck no way lmao, i actually am in group for a pointless project for those fucking marks haha.
I really love this guy. His sarcasm is in no way, shape, or form overstated. I'd pay good money to hear him critique ANY modern car with ALL the worthless gadgetry they have just as a means to separate customers from their money.
GREAT WORK!
I literally have a $20 juicer where you just put shit in it and it turns it into juice 10x more effectively than this
Remember when SpongeBob bought an expensive spatula that refused to cook?
better then this.
at least it could talk and treat you like dumb fuck you were for spending all your money on a useless product
Bro that spatula is 10x more better than this.
@@robertovargas5839 you just teached me the moral of that episode. Thank you!
Your comment has 666 likes, so I'm just gonna reply
Imagine dying of dehydration just because your WiFi is out
Boomers: write that down write that down!
@@renz1013 **drawing shitty boomer comic that contradicts itself**
*drinks water* yeah I'm still alive because WATER
@Mikayla W thats. so. uncivilized! YOU CANT CLOBBER A PLASTIC PACKET WITH A ROCK, YOU NEED A ROBOT TO CLOBBER IT FOR YOU WITH ITS OWN ROCK!
kids these days!
/s
Your fault for relying on a WIFI ENABLED JUICER when you could just put some water in the bottom of the fridge
This is like the kind of needlessly over-complicated product Cinco would make
I love how they used the cheapest plastic ever for the machine.
“Mom, can I have some juice?”
“Sorry dear, the internet’s down.”
2080: hold on babe my condom’s lagging
(Not from me btw)
@@bruhbruhin_a_sling7775 LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Underrated comment
@@bruhbruhin_a_sling7775 brub
@@bruhbruhin_a_sling7775 respect for remembering the not my comment and not needing the edit o7
A plastic bag for one glass? The ocean loves it.
Fuck those stupid turtles. I need me some *juice*
Mind: Plastic Bag by Katy Perry
@@DriftingWorlds thou art thee chosen one.
@@KingBongHogger Jews
Also, it won’t let you use a pack that is expired,
and they aren’t recyclable
My grandfather use to say " Dont fix things which are not broken". Wise words
I’m coming back here cause this was my first ever penguinz0 video….and when I subscribed
Hold on I need to sign in before I use this toilet
We're sorry, your toilet could not connect to the streaming server, and your download could not be processed
What if i restart my rectum will that help?
Sorry, but there's not enough fiber in your area to support this download
ulimatereachsniper Looks like your just gotta shit in your hands until your internet comes back on
sorry your wifi is down :/
Imagine getting your juicer hacked.
"Oh no! My lemon got squeezed, I wanted the orange juice! Who did this?"
That'd be devastating.
I wanted orange! It gave me lemon lime! The maintenance man has it out for me.
Oof man's juices
@@dibulater640 lul
This is a war crime
I think the worst offender about this is that the whole design of putting a packet or something inside of it, closing it, and pressing a button so it could start juicing or pouring can literally be done by anybody and they can easily just leave out the whole app and wifi part of it and BAM there you go, its a simple juicer.
All you just need to do:
Step 1. Take out the juicer and packets and set it on a table or counter.
Step 2. Connect it to a power outlet.
Step 3. Place a packet inside of juicer
Step 4. Press the button
BOOM simple as that
I absolutely hate any and everything that makes you download an app. I’m so sick of downloading apps for everything- my phone literally never has enough memory. I can never remember my password and usernames.
FR ☠️
"Mom get off the Juicer! I'm trying to play COD!!!"
loll
*Minecraft
*club penguin...oh wait
Archetypal Hero Roblox is for real men
^
It's not even a juicer if it "juices" already juiced juice.
this comment is magic
How much juice could the Juicero juice if the Juicero's a juicer that could juice juice.
It's a scam, that's what it is.
It actually squeezes cut fruits and vegetables, I think
James Robert Kirk No it doesnt. It squeezes juice out of a bag...which you can do with your bare hands.
The fact they go step by step from opening your package to showing you the juice is done is amazing.
Almost like they're banking on people with absolutely no common sense on buying it.
5 years later and this is still absolute gold
Imagine ur shoes disconnecting and you just getting stuck there
God I hate when that happens
@Joseph S. EA
@@chrundle2700 the M in EA stands for mercy
Joseph S. It kinda reminds me of repels from the old pokemon games
Joseph S. Or maybe even more annoying some specific yet odd amount like $12.41 or $7.83
EA Juicer edition.
The packs are the DLCs!
Hank Senpai notice me hanku
Fat CJ did you and Big smoke do the fusion dance or something?
Nice avatar!
@J Del81 bruh,you're late
Its like having a machine to squish my capri sun into a glass...
Public: You can just squeeze the bag.
CEO: Baggers can't be juicers
This isn't even a juicer. Just a $400 packet squeezer
@Little Mouse tbh it's trash but the liberals thing is such a reach tho
Little Mouse yeah lol that liberal point made no sense, there are dumbass republicans just like there are dumbass democrats...
Bennygold 1324 google is from the left
i mean you are not wrong
@@beni6533 dont forget about independent dumbasses.
This seems like a data mining operation disguised as a startup.
It was
2064: “Damnit, my bed is lagging. Sorry babe not now.”
"I guess we can't have sex until next Decade"
Imagine what private information it could steal
@@vishwarao6064 lmaoo
My vibrator is malfunctioning!!!
*2077
In the amount of time she used to show how the phone app works, I could’ve juiced myself a cup of fresh grape juice in half the time and literally cleaned the juicer.
I saw a vlog of a japanese woman who just uses her thumb to pop open a coffee capsule and pour it right into a cup. These machines are nothing but money sink.
So this is basically a mini hydraulic press machine that squeezes out capri sun packets...
Yes
you can already buy juice inside of a product called bottle. I mean you dont even need to squeeze something in the fiest place
@Mr. TAD I was watching an AvE Boltr teardown and he said it was pretty good quality
More like those baby-food packets that are squeeze bags with a twist nozzle.
Yup
or
OR
*OR YOU COULD USE A NORMAL JUICER THAT DOESN’T STEAL YOUR INFORMATION*
And provides real fresh juice
*y e s*
Oh shit, nah Google and Facebook want more
@ThatRandomPotatoInYourSalad wait a minuet
Or just eat fruit its like 30% to 60% water already
So, it doesn't even juice anything, it just opens a bag
My first full video I've watched from your channel I couldn't stop laughing 😅🤣😂😭 omgg, love it!! 😂👍
My juice tastes a bit *laggy* .
mine crashed
bruh my juice tastes like the blue screen of death
@@KryoNitrone i just booted up my juice
@@fuitbythefoot u didn't blend it right
@@KryoNitrone u didn't add the update
can you fucking imagine:
you go over to a friend’s house. they offer you fresh juice from their cool new juicer. you’re a little parched; and, hell, you love fresh juice. you accept, and watch your friend draw their phone from their pocket.
“just a second,” they mutter, tapping on the screen. “i have to log in to the juicer”
Imagine them setting up the whole damn thing, taking almost hours, only for him to use his *fucking hands.*
@@baybayay you cannot COMPETE with caprisun
I would’ve ran far away from that friends house. Screaming my head off in fear and confusion.
Oh hell yeh
I forgot my password
You could even cut off the top and just pour it into a cup instead of squeezing the packet 👀
My favorite part of this video is the fact that there is another one being recommended to me called, “Rechargeable Shoes”…
This isn't a fucking juicer. It's a bag squeezer.
Exactly, i thought point of juicer is to make juice from fruit, but this squeezes bag with juice, what the actual fuck ? It's like having 400 dollar machine to open your juice bottle.
More like a money bag squeezer
Steven murati clever but not really funny
I think they purposely aim for the wrong side of bed just so they can have a reason to be a dick
Steven murati not even clever this time honestly
I honestly wouldn’t want this if it was free.
I would take it and use it as a door holder
Sell it for scrap metal
They couldn't pay me to take this
@@ymakj If I get get rich someday Im doing this
id use it as a paperweight
It's been 5 years and I still can't believe this shit actually happened.
Imagine giving this to your grandma as a gift. She would die from the stress of trying to set it up.
You're wrong. It's the best juicer ever, for juicing money out of stupid people.
Tristan Lau You're god damn right
Tristan Lau for stupid and rich people. but the latter is debatable.
+W. if we talk stupid rich people, that is. smart rich people would never buy a useless thing no matter what kind of industry giant praises it. they value their money.
people actually bought this?
underrated post
I hate it when my juicer lags me in online matches
Ikr? Isn't it also bad when your computor freezes during a match because of your shoes?
@@Tellysayhi Computor.
Your profile pic cracked me up
@@ammagon4519 right? It's awesome!
I hate it when I lose my internet and waste $400.
this is like using all different methods to solve an equation instead of just one to get the answer
All of this would have been only half as bad if that machine would be able to juice fruit
If juicero was just the hand-squeezed packs, it would be way cooler.
They had a huge revolt from the customers because hand squeezing actually gets more out
Basically a bottle of juice but you have to squeeze it
@@troywelch8450 oh man i wanted to say that
MONTR65 so basically it’s a juice bottle with extra steps
Made it 1k
It's not even a juicer if you are buying the juice in packs.
calculon000 It is certainly not I bet they just named it Juicero but the product desceiption is something else so they don't get into trouble.
It's a "press", that's how they get around it.
calculon000 it literally just squeezes juice out of the bag its not even a juicer
It's a press.
In the packages you have mashed veggies/fruits/shit and it just presses on it to squeeze out the juice from that mashed shit. You are then left with a remains of a shitty used drip bag filled with semi-dry remains of some sort of organic compound.
You can do exactly the same with a kitchen grater, a veggie/fruit and something to mash the juice out of it, can be a simple plastic bag, a kitchen mortar or even just use a fucking 5$ juicer to do it.
Pure Hostility 5:32 doesn't look like mashed produce to me if you can use your hands
Anytime I'm feeling useless I just think of this juicing machine
Marketing team: Highly skilled professionals
Product design team: Highly skilled professisonals
The founder who's paying them all: Dumb as a rock
"The company’s founder, Doug Evans, who compared himself to Steve Jobs, had previously bragged that the juice press wielded four tons of force, and in the face of embarrassing videos of the squeezing by hand, the company noted that the machines were connected to the internet and could ensure users don’t make juice with packets that have expired. The packets, however, had expiration dates written on them." Another great quote from an article about it.
The insanity is strong with Doug Evan's
They probably are required to put the dates on there anyway.
Also you overmachined something to create as much power as razer from robot wars and probably wouldnt stand up to the power of a modern featherweight crusher how fucking brilliant not steve jobs
Unless you seriously believe tveryone in california is a hippy i have no clue how theyre relevent. But ok i guess
Sean Wilkinson guys i’m cool i listen to metal please like me i’m fucking begging give me attention please
@@emperortamarinfan eh. let him do whatever man
wait, so I can just use my hands to squeeze the package? Okay sure but how do I connect my hands to WiFi?
You need to buy the app and create an account then scan the QR code.
You can't just use your hands you have to buy prosthetic hands for $400 and register them to the app. It will reject your regular hands because they don't have a QR code.
Groovy Satan you meant 4000$ right? coz thats how much they normally cost. Also, my prosthetic arm automaticly sawed off my real arm with a chainsaw when i pressed the power button and the app to scan the qr code qr code (so the prosthetic arm can function) costs another 400$, i dont have any more money, what do i do?
Wifi is for casuals. I drill holes in my hands and stick ethernet cables inside them.
Remember when a juicer could be entirety made out of glass or plastic with no moving parts or circuitry and adequately do the job of squeezing out fruit juice? Remember when one could simply pour juice from a package straight into a glass?
Pepperidge Farms remembers.
“Please choose the WiFi network, so that way we can keep tabs on you 24/7 and know all of your information.”
Thinking back on this whole fiasco, the reason Google invested so heavily into Juicero was because it would gather data from the users.
If you're buying specific packages anyway, why not just buy straight juice?
Why would you go to the store an buy a carton of juice for a few bucks when you can spend $400 on this!
Why not gay juice? Don't be racist
...That statement is incredibly racist.
It WAS a joke, though.
Now that that's clarified, we can go our separate ways. Good luck, and have fun.
Crunchy Frenchfry on a scale of 5-10 how much of a sperg are you?
Why do we need a juicer to connect to wifi?
I'm seriously getting angry in my confusion over that idea.
v13kobold my toothbrush has WiFi and Bluetooth. seriously
v13kobold ikr like whats next a fucking chair that connects to the internet
Oxypher (Chayser31) "Now, the future of BREATHING! You need to connect to LungNet in order to verify you're a living being and activate the ability to breathe!"
v13kobold bios updates that's why /s
Oxypher (Chayser31) next thing we know my door, penis, stove, refrigerator, TV, freezer, washer and drier needs internet to turn on.
It's a dataminer that can also squeeze a plasticbag
Just hearing the genuine anger in his voice is enough for me to love this video lmaoo
If you ever feel useless just think about the juicero
I feel better already
Same
People bought this though. Nobody bought me
Juiceless
@@ochitakishi2350 no amount of money can buy you my man, thats how valuable you are
Year 2025; World's greatest athlete ran across America in just 4 hours. The public wants to know; what internet connection is he using for his shoes???
Subway internet
Wonderfully appropriate avatar by the way
worthlessfools1
It’s called LTE nigga
Mobile hotspot
Starlink
CODE LYOKO... now there's a series I'd forgotten even existed. Ah, hearing that just brought a small wave of memories back. Cheers Charlie.
This reminds me of a restaurant I went to recently that only took orders through my smart phone. For my entire life I've just had to say give me the number 6 and it was brought to me ten minutes later. Some processes have already been perfected and no amount of technology will improve them.
Mom:Come on your going to be late for school!
Me: I forgot the password for my shoes FUCK
Tactix lmfao
Tactix
you predicted the new stupid kickstarter project lol
This is funny becuase the online shoes are real now.
How are they called? I wanna see xd
**remembers password**
"Shit, wifi's down. Guess I'm not going to school today."
'My wi-fi is acting up, guess I'm not wearing shoes today'.
Yeah we all watched the video too.
Off The Rails 😂😂
It’s funny cause something like that actually exists aha
My WiFi is acting up guess I'm going to die of thirst
My Wi-Fi is acting up, guess I'm not wearing pants today.
"Mum can I have some juice?"
"No, the Wi-Fi's down"
Fun fact: Juicero machines are actually really valuable. Not because of their incredibly stupid juicing purpose, but because their build quality is off the damn charts. Like instead of some internal component being made of cheap aluminum or something just to save money, the same part in a Juicero would be made of ultra high quality stainless steel or even titanium. The same goes for all the non-metal parts too. The thing is absolutely well crafted if completely and utterly pointless.
not as well crafted as you thought. while the material usage you mentioned might be true, the machine itself is overengineered and could be made to perform the same pointless functions with less technlology.
*pressing orange against eyeball*
You mean there's a better way???
lmfao
simpsons
That was a fucking brilliant reference
Juice Loosener!
Hi everybody!
I'm surprised that juicer doesn't require a blood sample. For security AND added flavor.
Tasty.
The juicer would probably be able to know your bld type by being connected to tge wifi anyway.
Don't give them anymore bright ideas...
🤣
Bro why is your voice so soothing like holy shit
2017: everything needs to be connected to the internet for no reason
2024: everything needs to have AI slop for no reason