Troom Troom Is Horrible

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  • @KoopaProductions64
    @KoopaProductions64 Před 3 lety +2418

    "Troom Troom is horrible"
    That's not really an opinion, that's more of a fact.

    • @alexanderchippel
      @alexanderchippel Před 3 lety +30

      It is a statement. Both opinions and facts are statements.

    • @KoopaProductions64
      @KoopaProductions64 Před 3 lety +11

      @@alexanderchippel yeah I'm dumb, I changed the word statement to opinion because you're correct.

    • @lalhs421
      @lalhs421 Před 3 lety +3

      “The bar is kind of low for genius, don’t you think?” - Daniel “Danny” Avidan

    • @FestiveRocket
      @FestiveRocket Před 3 lety +1

      Lalhs D a n

    • @kevindai637
      @kevindai637 Před 3 lety +2

      Its in the bible

  • @darkknight372
    @darkknight372 Před 3 lety +1602

    “I don’t have a hamster but I’ll be smuggling 3 pounds of cocaine in here”

    • @innocentduck788
      @innocentduck788 Před 3 lety +14

      *WHEEZE*

    • @idioticmax6035
      @idioticmax6035 Před 3 lety +11

      W H È Ė Z Ĕ

    • @iciclearms
      @iciclearms Před 3 lety +20

      W H E E Z E 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌💯💯💯

    • @Scazoid
      @Scazoid Před 3 lety +11

      Breking bard

    • @danjac354
      @danjac354 Před 3 lety +16

      @@Scazoid Jesse, we need to sneak cocaine to the movie theater.

  • @benjaminvital8935
    @benjaminvital8935 Před rokem +597

    That bunny in 3:22 is actually terrified.
    1. You can see the white In his eyes and it's mostly black
    2. You're not supposed to carry a bunny only by it's chest. You need to carry from under his feet so his feet are being held from your palm or fingers and you're other hand is under it's chest.
    I'm speaking via Experience since I owned a bunny for over 2 years.
    Anyway, thanks for listening to my Ted Talk

    • @maebisko30
      @maebisko30 Před rokem +58

      Poor bunny is mistreated

    • @reaganation6000
      @reaganation6000 Před rokem +83

      Can we report Troom Troom for animal cruelty too then?

    • @Monochrome2004
      @Monochrome2004 Před rokem +38

      Not even surprised that they couldnt even bother to treat animals correctly

    • @user-pu3hq9mz5w
      @user-pu3hq9mz5w Před rokem +24

      I can excuse racism, but I draw the line at animal cruelty.

    • @rangerscloutgo
      @rangerscloutgo Před rokem +31

      @@user-pu3hq9mz5wu can excuse racism?

  • @Fluxuation
    @Fluxuation Před 2 lety +1776

    “Give me your license”
    **pulls out fake license**
    “This license is my lifestyle yo yo yo”
    “Understandable have a good day”

    • @noeltimothymkolondam7512
      @noeltimothymkolondam7512 Před 2 lety +1

      @Till Tindemann same

    • @jey5806
      @jey5806 Před 2 lety +27

      "sir no drugs"
      "This cocaine is my lifestyle yo"
      Understandable have a great day

    • @Fluxuation
      @Fluxuation Před 2 lety +2

      @Till Tindemann you have a good one too, friend

    • @shenniere
      @shenniere Před 2 lety

      Nice pfp

    • @Mr.Mooose
      @Mr.Mooose Před 6 měsíci

      @@noeltimothymkolondam7512 ah rammstein?

  • @necromech_
    @necromech_ Před 3 lety +5642

    "yO yo yO tHiS hAt iS mY liFeSTyLe" - Shakespeare, probably

    • @pilotcooper428
      @pilotcooper428 Před 3 lety +235

      That sentence sounds like a non social person trying to sound cool when she said it

    • @gracemartin5422
      @gracemartin5422 Před 3 lety +26

      DarkReaper076 underrated comment

    • @dumbratbtch953
      @dumbratbtch953 Před 3 lety +20

      Grace Martin underrated comment

    • @Dead_Channel964
      @Dead_Channel964 Před 3 lety +14

      @@dumbratbtch953 underrated comment

    • @yoghurt8044
      @yoghurt8044 Před 3 lety +10

      I'm Dead underrated comment

  • @mikoonblitz5966
    @mikoonblitz5966 Před 3 lety +3735

    “Impersonating an officer will put you in jail”
    7 year old me on Halloween: intense sweating

  • @chopzzz1556
    @chopzzz1556 Před 2 lety +767

    "This hat is my lifestyle yo yo yo"
    Sir, this is a funeral we need you to pay respect

  • @pioneer1131
    @pioneer1131 Před 3 lety +1011

    "Troom Troom Is Horrible"
    Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

  • @TreyTheWilliam
    @TreyTheWilliam Před 3 lety +4120

    Troom Troom?... can't be that bad, ri-
    "This hat is my lifestyle, yo"
    ...I take it back.

  • @theTrevorluck
    @theTrevorluck Před 3 lety +5096

    “This hat is my lifestyle yo yo yo”
    *gets killed by a drive-by*

  • @HowToChangeName
    @HowToChangeName Před 2 lety +99

    "sir is that condom?"
    "This condom is my lifestyle yo yo yo"
    "Welcome to the daycare"

  • @ADHD_God5489
    @ADHD_God5489 Před 2 lety +339

    "This hat is my lifestyle yo yo yo."
    *Sometimes there’s always a good reason of why humans should go extinct.*

    • @equinox3625
      @equinox3625 Před 2 lety +16

      Not extinct but like... Natural selection or some shit like that

    • @Kellogster_Music
      @Kellogster_Music Před 2 lety +7

      covid is natural selection. only those smart enough to wear a mask will survive.

    • @adamkollar2207
      @adamkollar2207 Před 2 lety +1

      *Milošević, Mladić, Karadzić, Praljak, Raznatovič and even Hitler agreed*

    • @hankjwimbleton4010
      @hankjwimbleton4010 Před 2 lety +1

      Ah yes, omnicide, my favourite pastime

    • @John-wb2kk
      @John-wb2kk Před 2 lety

      @@hankjwimbleton4010 we're right underneath the brim of the amount of humans that this planet can support. Not necessarily standing up for omnicide, but once we go over that 8billion cap then we're just going to die off in the same manner as every other dominant species that came before us.

  • @dmndzdance
    @dmndzdance Před 3 lety +9849

    “This hat is my lifestyle yo yo yo”
    Proceeds to get shot 134 times.

  • @ClicheOriginals
    @ClicheOriginals Před 3 lety +3064

    Replace “movie theatre” with “Airplane” and this skit becomes 50% less dumber

    • @70sman
      @70sman Před 3 lety +498

      And 50% more likely to get my flight delayed

    • @jekaterinametluka5717
      @jekaterinametluka5717 Před 3 lety +488

      As soon as the pilot will hear the yo yo yo they crash the plane just to kill that person

    • @DasHackii
      @DasHackii Před 3 lety +133

      @@jekaterinametluka5717 understandable actually

    • @disappointedcucumber
      @disappointedcucumber Před 3 lety +31

      @Niharika Tripathi And replace hiding with injecting

    • @creedstump0662
      @creedstump0662 Před 3 lety +78

      This turban is my lifestyle. Yallah ahmad

  • @demayrest858
    @demayrest858 Před 2 lety +87

    I don't think this needs to be said but it's the internet so who knows:
    do NOT bring small animals to movie theaters or in general anywhere unless you have to they don't deal with stress easily and could die or have their life span significantly shortened.

    • @stupidmango4036
      @stupidmango4036 Před rokem +3

      No animals at all, I'm a fucking human and even I get chest tightenings and booming headaches from fucking sitting there, animals hear way better than us so its no question they should never step food in a theatre

  • @gonsoku7701
    @gonsoku7701 Před 2 lety +185

    "Parents no longer feel like raising their kids , the leave this responsibility on the internet..."
    No truer words have been said

    • @cristinamariabritodeolivei5991
      @cristinamariabritodeolivei5991 Před 10 měsíci +1

      Yeah, you’re right about that and the last time the internet “took care” of someone, well let’s just say that this particular person’s mother did not understand what would happen to her daughter and her self. If you know, you know what I am saying😟

    • @jiggleballs55
      @jiggleballs55 Před 10 měsíci +1

      ​@@cristinamariabritodeolivei5991I don't, explain please

  • @keatongirard1042
    @keatongirard1042 Před 3 lety +8718

    "sir is that cocaine?!"
    (mumbling) "tHiS cRaCk Is My LiFeStYLE yo yo yo"
    "welcome to the airport"

    • @necko697
      @necko697 Před 2 lety +14

      @Carlos ? thank you sherlock

    • @necko697
      @necko697 Před 2 lety +11

      @Carlos ? wasn’t expecting that answer but that’s ok

    • @Ultrakilltree
      @Ultrakilltree Před 2 lety +198

      "Is that a bomb!?"
      "Huh, no of course not."
      "Welcome to the plane air."

    • @foxxy4779
      @foxxy4779 Před 2 lety +281

      @@Ultrakilltree "This bomb is my deathstyle, yo yo yo"

    • @Adashofhawtsauc3
      @Adashofhawtsauc3 Před 2 lety +19

      Only works if you’re white, or black and rich

  • @colinstorm2892
    @colinstorm2892 Před 3 lety +10904

    A wise man once said: "Children are like viewbots"

  • @deesnuts4993
    @deesnuts4993 Před 2 lety +54

    "Sir please you can't bring 6 canisters of cyanide gas into an orphanage"
    "It's my lifestyle yo yo yo"
    "Understandable have a great day"

  • @damienmaymdien6367
    @damienmaymdien6367 Před 2 lety +44

    "This hat is my lifestyle yoyoyo"
    **immediatly jumps off building**

  • @bou_bou
    @bou_bou Před 3 lety +12244

    “This hat is my lifestyle yo yo yo”
    *cringes into a new universe*

    • @DRTY30
      @DRTY30 Před 3 lety +202

      Lol i thought this was my comment for a second

    • @bou_bou
      @bou_bou Před 3 lety +53

      😂😂

    • @annettemaldonado3373
      @annettemaldonado3373 Před 3 lety +120

      That part screams 2017

    • @vicrotMP
      @vicrotMP Před 3 lety +158

      Boomers making jokes be like: this hat is my life yo yo yo

    • @maxwellomega3022
      @maxwellomega3022 Před 3 lety +175

      Troom Troom: into the Cringe-verse

  • @sleepyy6332
    @sleepyy6332 Před 3 lety +3017

    Side note, CZcams wants to be very “kid/family friendly” when on the App Store it says for 17+

    • @mello_639
      @mello_639 Před 3 lety +348

      Funny enough you can’t make a YT acc unless you’re 13+
      Thought YT kids existed for a reason but here we are

    • @kaitlynisnotreal
      @kaitlynisnotreal Před 3 lety +36

      @@mello_639 I think you can make an account for your kids. Or browse with no account.

    • @t.d.roriginal6402
      @t.d.roriginal6402 Před 3 lety +59

      @@kaitlynisnotreal you can browse with no account and typing the letter x more than once can be scaring for 8 year old

    • @arlynnecumberbatch1056
      @arlynnecumberbatch1056 Před 3 lety +57

      Yt even flagged one of minecraft's video as "child friendly" when its just a bunch of teens or adults cosplaying as bloodless game characters
      The comments from that said video is gone from the new bs youtube made

    • @healpoolhalo
      @healpoolhalo Před 3 lety +7

      Mhm. You have to be 13+ I believe to make an account. I'm Ten.

  • @UncensoredGunEnthusiast
    @UncensoredGunEnthusiast Před 2 lety +28

    The reason you don't see the same actors twice is because they are being held hostage and shot after they outlive their usefulness

  • @Anonymous-73
    @Anonymous-73 Před 2 lety +43

    “This hat is my lifestyle yo yo”
    Jesus didn’t die for this

  • @He-lf9ur
    @He-lf9ur Před 3 lety +7292

    Troom troom acts be like:
    " Is this drugs?"
    "No it's White salt"
    *"Understandable have a nice day"*

    • @musaali2106
      @musaali2106 Před 3 lety +26

      😂😂😂 underrated comment

    • @jman1515
      @jman1515 Před 3 lety +287

      Guard: Why do you have a bomb?
      Me: This bomb is my life style yo yo yo
      Guard: Understandable, have a great day

    • @rokith5139
      @rokith5139 Před 3 lety +50

      Yep " white salt" you mean salt? No white salt

    • @He-lf9ur
      @He-lf9ur Před 3 lety +88

      @@rokith5139 its white salt, white salt is salt but white. itsw epic

    • @tonyrichards2139
      @tonyrichards2139 Před 3 lety +2

      czcams.com/video/Yt2trEX14dU/video.html

  • @aydynweeks8559
    @aydynweeks8559 Před 3 lety +8824

    "This hat is my lifestyle yo, yo, yo."
    *my last braincell just killed itself*

  • @BigJim69079
    @BigJim69079 Před 2 lety +37

    "Sir we have found cocain in you're bad"
    "YOYO this cocain is my life style"
    "welcome to the theater"

  • @sssundae_berries
    @sssundae_berries Před 2 lety +21

    “Parents no longer feel like raising their own kids” damn this man is preaching

  • @CasuallyJapan
    @CasuallyJapan Před 3 lety +474

    Ah, Troom Troom’s “18 Ways to Sneak Pets into Movies”. Some of the finest cinematic works of this century.

    • @stickman5335
      @stickman5335 Před 3 lety +7

      @@DetectiveLevi no oscars will not award this masterpiece, HYPOCRITES.

    • @ekhello
      @ekhello Před 3 lety

      Food*

    • @finnzuccareno9055
      @finnzuccareno9055 Před 3 lety

      That's one mighty bulge sir, please come right in, little do they know its actually my pet snapping turtle

  • @embelished_meister500
    @embelished_meister500 Před 3 lety +2334

    "This hat is my lifestyle yoyoyo"
    *Gets erased from the timeline*

  • @M4skedBoi
    @M4skedBoi Před 2 lety +25

    the way of him saying ''THOSE GODDAMN DUCKS'' gave me chuckles for some reason

  • @ProbablyBacon
    @ProbablyBacon Před 2 lety +23

    Him: “There is no CZcams channel worse than Troom Troom”
    Jaystation: “Hold my fake tear bag.”

  • @asianpengi680
    @asianpengi680 Před 3 lety +6406

    I can imagine a child trying to do the hat thing.
    “Hey little dude, pets aren’t allowed.”
    “What pet?”
    “I see a dog under your baseball cap, don’t lie.”
    “It’s not a dog.”
    “Then what is it?”
    “Uhhh... Brain tumor.”

    • @tonyrichards2139
      @tonyrichards2139 Před 3 lety +5

      czcams.com/video/Yt2trEX14dU/video.html

    • @crystaleunoia3974
      @crystaleunoia3974 Před 3 lety +299

      It's the kid's small siamese twin.

    • @largeboi4678
      @largeboi4678 Před 3 lety +228

      plot twist- there really isn’t a dog, it’s actually the beginning of a hive mind that would proceed to take over the planet in the following days... you should’ve let him in while you could.

    • @humanman2358
      @humanman2358 Před 3 lety +23

      @@crystaleunoia3974 hence the tumor

    • @zvnpek_
      @zvnpek_ Před 3 lety +30

      @@largeboi4678 outsourced mind

  • @johnsbananachokedmehelp
    @johnsbananachokedmehelp Před 3 lety +2494

    They really have the answers to questions that don't exist.

  • @Quiss-lw5uf
    @Quiss-lw5uf Před 2 lety +15

    Id like to think the hamster hat would be like that medieval torture treatment where they lock the rats on your chest and they gnaw their way in

    • @annagillissilva312
      @annagillissilva312 Před rokem

      They put the cage into fire so that the rat is forced to eat through the person to avoid being burned alive. Also iirc they starve the rats.

  • @jacobmainhood1708
    @jacobmainhood1708 Před 10 měsíci +5

    troom troom has an IQ of lukewarm water and one ice cube

  • @user-iq5fh7or2s
    @user-iq5fh7or2s Před 3 lety +4000

    Airport security: We’re going to have to search your large metal brief case.
    Family: This briefcase is my lifestyle yoYoYoYoYo! *proceeds to get shot 37 times*

    • @emperorleachicus2199
      @emperorleachicus2199 Před 3 lety +208

      Funny enough, they also have a video on sneaking food through airport security. It’s not like anyone could actually try to do that with prohibited or dangerous substances...
      It’s a good thing that their tips are so bad, or they could be causing some serious issues.

    • @TexasGreed
      @TexasGreed Před 3 lety +134

      37, damn, the guy reloaded and kept going.

    • @johnvencentsulit
      @johnvencentsulit Před 3 lety +57

      @@TexasGreed or maybe it's a firing squad..?

    • @logoutnexttime4883
      @logoutnexttime4883 Před 3 lety +62

      @@johnvencentsulit they pulled out the ar-15s for more accurate shots.

    • @henriquenavesdasilva244
      @henriquenavesdasilva244 Před 3 lety +5

      LMAOO I-

  • @goldensilence5841
    @goldensilence5841 Před 3 lety +1709

    the girl who pulled the bunny out of her hat looks like shes held hostage

    • @Aplixon
      @Aplixon Před 3 lety +74

      ikr and she was also literally sqeezing the bunny really hard

    • @keegskeyes9159
      @keegskeyes9159 Před 3 lety +4

      @@Aplixon my question tho is it really ty "The Goat"

    • @Aplixon
      @Aplixon Před 3 lety +7

      the talking walker keegster no i am cat

    • @bluefeather9969
      @bluefeather9969 Před 3 lety +28

      @@Aplixon i felt so bad for that poor bunny, it looked so uncomfortable

    • @theduckking5720
      @theduckking5720 Před 3 lety +3

      Shes not holding it right as a person with a rabbit i can be sure of that

  • @bloomingbluex1750
    @bloomingbluex1750 Před 2 lety +9

    if you managed to sneak a duck into a movie theater, wouldnt the staff be able to hear the duck quacking?

    • @SonicntZane
      @SonicntZane Před 2 lety +1

      Turns out the duck was actually q

  • @frankcastle6591
    @frankcastle6591 Před 2 lety +18

    4:43 Ellen punching the air rn💀

  • @iamnotthatguy7166
    @iamnotthatguy7166 Před 3 lety +9231

    The female narrator’s voice is enough to drive anybody insane

    • @madforgames1789
      @madforgames1789 Před 3 lety +97

      Facts

    • @grandarkfang_1482
      @grandarkfang_1482 Před 3 lety +93

      It drove Jay Exci insane.

    • @irrittt
      @irrittt Před 3 lety +86

      It makes me Bipolar

    • @crossykeks9852
      @crossykeks9852 Před 3 lety +311

      They have channels in different languages and it's even worse there (at least the German one I can talk about) cause the texts sound even more poorly written due to the mediocre translation and the narrator's excitement is overall just so fake aaaah

    • @valorantsweats3530
      @valorantsweats3530 Před 3 lety +5

      LOL

  • @rexzar
    @rexzar Před 3 lety +1873

    requirements of being a modern parent:
    -have an ipad
    -give food
    -complain in facebook

    • @78anurag
      @78anurag Před 2 lety +169

      Requirements to be a modern parent:
      - Give youngest kid phone
      - Torture older kid for no damn reason
      - Feed youngest kid
      - Complain "parenting is hard" on Facebook
      Edit: Fixed a grammar error

    • @mr.qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcv3077
      @mr.qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcv3077 Před 2 lety +113

      “What happens when they’re 18?”
      Kick them out, act like you’ve prepared them for 20 years.

    • @mannequinfukr
      @mannequinfukr Před 2 lety +79

      You forgot the step
      -complain about how kids don't go outside

    • @Pactastic042
      @Pactastic042 Před 2 lety +43

      Yea people gotta stop having kids to fuel there ego

    • @78anurag
      @78anurag Před 2 lety +5

      @Keith Random Studio! Oh I was just taking stereotypes

  • @spicypuphboi2228
    @spicypuphboi2228 Před 2 lety +12

    The majority of Charlie’s humor comes from his deadpan delivery of jokes and I absolutely adore it

  • @the_jones528
    @the_jones528 Před rokem +2

    "Yo, this hat is my life style, yo yo yo!"
    *Cringes into backrooms and dies by rebar monster*

  • @Reaper-gg3fg
    @Reaper-gg3fg Před 3 lety +2178

    "This hat is my lifestyle, yo yo yo"
    *Proceeds to commit several warcrimes*

    • @Thatraiderswagkid
      @Thatraiderswagkid Před 3 lety +26

      In Baghdad?

    • @MarioSantos-zx4bj
      @MarioSantos-zx4bj Před 3 lety +47

      @@Thatraiderswagkid in Czechoslovakia or USSR and maybe in the congo

    • @yeetdosis39
      @yeetdosis39 Před 3 lety +9

      @@MarioSantos-zx4bj nah its at somalia

    • @bebus6884
      @bebus6884 Před 3 lety +12

      @@Thatraiderswagkid I like doing them in Croatia but do whatever you want!

    • @asylumskp4391
      @asylumskp4391 Před 3 lety +17

      Real niggas do it in Iraq

  • @Stamnoj
    @Stamnoj Před 3 lety +2191

    "Sir, why did you bring a spoon"
    "This spoon is my lifestyle yoyo"
    "Welcome to the abortion clinic"

  • @against1virus
    @against1virus Před 2 lety +3

    Cant wait to sneak a 1000 liter aquarium to the movie theater. Gonna need a really big hat.

  • @slavadoggo1782
    @slavadoggo1782 Před 2 lety +7

    2:10 literally in every single australian theatre, scanning, questioning, it’s really secure.

  • @idiasfavoritediscordkitten307
    @idiasfavoritediscordkitten307 Před 3 lety +1525

    “Yo, this hat is my lifestyle yo,yo,yo”
    *godzilla had a stroke watching this and fucking died*

    • @dogboi187
      @dogboi187 Před 3 lety +36

      ah, so thats how kong will win?

    • @tonyrichards2139
      @tonyrichards2139 Před 3 lety +1

      czcams.com/video/Yt2trEX14dU/video.html

    • @Zack-wc5mv
      @Zack-wc5mv Před 3 lety +4

      godzilla should be a magician

    • @Zack-wc5mv
      @Zack-wc5mv Před 3 lety +4

      godzilla should be a magician

    • @cheetah4776
      @cheetah4776 Před 3 lety +2

      @An Alien From Area 51 nah u just comment a thing that weeb only know

  • @kodokuna.
    @kodokuna. Před 3 lety +2101

    it’s like being at the airport and the security guard is like, “Why do you need that duffel bag?” and you just go “ ThIs DuFfEl BaG iS mY LiFe YoYoyO!” And the guards like “understandable have a nice day”

    • @redactedz6146
      @redactedz6146 Před 3 lety +112

      Time to smuggle those pounds of meth and cocaine to Mexico now

    • @michaeljackson8390
      @michaeljackson8390 Před 3 lety +12

      @@redactedz6146 😊🐦🍉Answer my poll on my channel & watch all my vids😇If you aren't against the illuminati after, you still are under a spell😊💜 ( #HR6666 )👹This is going to be an interesting rest of the year😈Bill gates admitting depopulation out of his own mouth💉& his #Patent060606 & his enzyme called you guessed it😇 #luciferase !!!😈 Our own government (government means to govern your mentality) with a 6666 bill👹Walmart backwards hidden meaning & #FemaCamps (MART(ial) - LAW) Covid in Hebrew translating to kobe & a cartoon predicting his death!🏀The awful removing of freedom of speech in the Philippines📵The terrible security law in hong kong💔Man made virus💔NASA means to deceive in Hebrew!💔♻💖🍀🍏🌻👑💜😆🍉😉💕😊🎂🐇🐦💞🐶🌹😇🐤🎃👗⛲🎩🍹🐰🍎🏊🐞⏰🎡🚿⛽🐄💟💨🌒⛳👟🚦💸✌🐆😁📚💧🐝🐩👼🎻⌚🔬!🎓💝🚨🐹👔🐥👐🐈🚀🐏🏡🐭:) !

    • @ninjawiz4475
      @ninjawiz4475 Před 3 lety +85

      Jesus Christ Made Weed what the hell

    • @koibacorp8234
      @koibacorp8234 Před 3 lety +5

      Jesus made weed and fabe it to you

    • @koibacorp8234
      @koibacorp8234 Před 3 lety +5

      I can spell

  • @yingkaishao2939
    @yingkaishao2939 Před rokem +4

    Charlie's innate ability to not cringe or laugh at the first one has me in awe.

  • @nightmarishcompositions4536

    Imagine being strapped to a chair and forced to listen to the narrator’s voice on repeat for weeks straight.

  • @the1sttaco822
    @the1sttaco822 Před 3 lety +2919

    “ This hat is my lifestyle yo yo yo ”
    Connor: 28 STAB WOUNDS.

    • @cheezbunni3530
      @cheezbunni3530 Před 3 lety +103

      *yo yo yo’s more cautiously*

    • @uncleron1473
      @uncleron1473 Před 3 lety +5

      I don't understand your humor sir dear sir

    • @cdubs1237
      @cdubs1237 Před 3 lety +9

      My name is Connor...

    • @the1sttaco822
      @the1sttaco822 Před 3 lety +33

      @@cdubs1237 do u know Detroit: Become Human? There is a character in that game named Connor and he did something funny and it became a meme so I’m using that meme here as a joke.

    • @cdubs1237
      @cdubs1237 Před 3 lety +16

      @@the1sttaco822 sorry my friend I’m not familiar with it, but thanks.

  • @skullcrusher1o165
    @skullcrusher1o165 Před 3 lety +4719

    No joke can we appreciate how Charlie actually is worried about these kids
    Rep+

  • @marp_625
    @marp_625 Před rokem +3

    “Impersonating an officer is a felony”
    Kids on Halloween: •_•

  • @lindamcmullen3623
    @lindamcmullen3623 Před 2 lety +6

    as a parent of a 2 year old who doesn't let my kid watch CZcams and stuff for the most part and I'm glad you brought up the true sadness of parents just plopping their kids in front of a screen and destroying their (mightve spelled that wrong) imagination and connection with themselves. what you said is true and it's really sad and it seems to be happening more and more with younger and younger kids so I like u had the balls to say something about it and acknowledging it's a problem

  • @venombeetle7473
    @venombeetle7473 Před 3 lety +6851

    Guard: “Why do you have a gun”
    Me: “This guns my lifestyle yoyo”
    Guard: “Welcome, walk right in”
    News: “Today 18 people were shot in the movie theater”

    • @nurulfarida4383
      @nurulfarida4383 Před 3 lety +117

      Genius

    • @trumpet_boooi
      @trumpet_boooi Před 3 lety +242

      Works every time!

    • @chrislee1422
      @chrislee1422 Před 3 lety +191

      cinemas hate him see how he can get free tickets every time

    • @meganbenson1478
      @meganbenson1478 Před 3 lety +154

      " weapons are a part of my religion"

    • @trumpet_boooi
      @trumpet_boooi Před 3 lety +14

      @Rafi Dwiputra Daniswara hang on im busy.. keep running out of hydrochloric acid

  • @ChanTanDingo1337
    @ChanTanDingo1337 Před 3 lety +2059

    “This hat is my lifestyle yoyoyo”
    - kicked out and ran over by a semi Truck

    • @AR-Rehman98
      @AR-Rehman98 Před 3 lety +19

      even the nuke wont be enough

    • @IdtSo2
      @IdtSo2 Před 3 lety +14

      @@AR-Rehman98 thow her onto a blackhole

    • @fhap8645
      @fhap8645 Před 3 lety +5

      Then got isekai

    • @bruhmoment9731
      @bruhmoment9731 Před 3 lety +8

      Truck kun is at work again I guess

    • @yig6908
      @yig6908 Před 3 lety

      If only...

  • @justsomeguy6545
    @justsomeguy6545 Před 2 lety +4

    Why would I take my pet into a cinema simple so my pet can verify the how realistic the secret life of pets is

  • @josholocko1132
    @josholocko1132 Před 2 lety +6

    There actually are security guards at my local movie theatre's that check tickets and check your backpack and stuff for anything you arent supposed to have. I live in Australia though

  • @Cap_ta
    @Cap_ta Před 3 lety +765

    The people that say "this is just for kids, why you're getting upset?" Don't get that kids deserve better

    • @michaeljackson8390
      @michaeljackson8390 Před 3 lety +7

      😊🐦🍉Answer my poll on my channel & watch all my vids😇If you aren't against the illuminati after, you still are under a spell😊💜 ( #HR6666 )👹This is going to be an interesting rest of the year😈Bill gates admitting depopulation out of his own mouth💉& his #Patent060606 & his enzyme called you guessed it😇 #luciferase !!!😈 Our own government (government means to govern your mentality) with a 6666 bill👹Walmart backwards hidden meaning & #FemaCamps (MART(ial) - LAW) Covid in Hebrew translating to kobe & a cartoon predicting his death!🏀The awful removing of freedom of speech in the Philippines📵The terrible security law in hong kong💔Man made virus💔NASA means to deceive in Hebrew!💔♻💖🍀🍏🌻👑💜😆🍉😉💕😊🎂🐇🐦💞🐶🌹😇🐤🎃👗⛲🎩🍹🐰🍎🏊🐞⏰🎡🚿⛽🐄💟💨🌒⛳👟🚦💸✌🐆😁📚💧🐝🐩👼🎻⌚🔬!🎓💝🚨🐹👔🐥👐🐈🚀🐏🏡🐭:) ! ! ! !

    • @Cap_ta
      @Cap_ta Před 3 lety +93

      @@michaeljackson8390 could you not?

    • @vest4802
      @vest4802 Před 3 lety +31

      cappuccino terrorista it’s a bot and I don’t understand it

    • @awhopper3241
      @awhopper3241 Před 3 lety +13

      @@Cap_ta ik its so canc**
      No offense to people whove been diagnosed because she's still a disgrace. The person who's spamming with emojis

    • @koh1rabi
      @koh1rabi Před 3 lety +1

      @@michaeljackson8390 is this a copypasta tf?

  • @Andratos95
    @Andratos95 Před 3 lety +498

    Tsk, that security guard didn't even ultrasound scan that pregnant women

  • @im_super_tired____
    @im_super_tired____ Před 10 měsíci +4

    Poor bunny. It was extremely terrified :(

  • @loveisthedrug3579
    @loveisthedrug3579 Před 2 lety +1

    You find the best videos to roast! I found your channel today and been watching and laughing for hours

  • @plestern08
    @plestern08 Před 3 lety +2937

    "Troom Troom is horrible"
    *"Every 60 seconds in Africa 1 minute passes"*

  • @Milk_Consumer
    @Milk_Consumer Před 3 lety +4097

    “Troom Troom is horrible”
    “Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes”

  • @cootachoo
    @cootachoo Před 2 lety +1

    "What is the best place to hide a bunny?"
    *busts out a Peruvian Guinea Pig.

  • @movingchannels2203
    @movingchannels2203 Před 2 lety +1

    Whoever owns a hamster knows that if they think your hair is bedding they WILL NOT hesitate to bury themselves in it

  • @putrid2529
    @putrid2529 Před 3 lety +1013

    my question is, why does that magician girl have a gorilla grip on that poor rabbit? her hand is like fully closed around it and its eyes are like popping out of its head. poor thing....

    • @Aplixon
      @Aplixon Před 3 lety +59

      ikr like wtf 😡

    • @x_fuzzy_rainbows_x636
      @x_fuzzy_rainbows_x636 Před 3 lety +82

      Ikr it looks terrified

    • @pippinpots1399
      @pippinpots1399 Před 3 lety +31

      Poor baby

    • @Tropicanine
      @Tropicanine Před 3 lety +71

      yea, you do not hold a rabbit like that, nor any other animal. Really inappropriate. Sadly people can not even tell them since videos directed to kids do not allow commenting.

    • @endielad1585
      @endielad1585 Před 3 lety +25

      @@Tropicanine the entire vid was made with meth and crack back in the mid 90s

  • @Monster-em1lm
    @Monster-em1lm Před 3 lety +1134

    This entire comment section is just “troom troom is horrible” at this point.

    • @guccilu9474
      @guccilu9474 Před 3 lety +6

      Troom Troom Is Horrible

    • @Marwington
      @Marwington Před 3 lety +4

      I mean... my life was just a tiny bit happier not knowing it existed.

    • @b_n297
      @b_n297 Před 3 lety +2

      Always has been

    • @David_Sandoval
      @David_Sandoval Před 3 lety +1

      nah the entire comment section is “troom troom bad” “(insert obvious thing)”

  • @poophead5930
    @poophead5930 Před 2 lety +4

    “This hat is my lifestyle yo yo yo”
    *THE REAl SLIM SH*TTY*

  • @zvxq
    @zvxq Před 2 lety +1

    "I wanna go to the movie theater, but I wanna bring my jellyfish"

  • @Ghoosteny
    @Ghoosteny Před 3 lety +1811

    “Troom Troom is horrible”
    “CZcams comments aren’t original”

  • @MassFireworks
    @MassFireworks Před 3 lety +4498

    I have 6 younger siblings. What you're saying is disturbingly true. My youngest brother is fully autistic and I'll walk by and he's on this iPad watching garbage like this, videos with 60% like ratios, and my youngest sister couldn't even pull her face from her phone during our own mother's funeral a few months ago. They're writing it off as if kids are too stupid to know any better, not realizing they're the ones making them stupid. They're just uneducated and _this_ is their education.

    • @CountCalcium
      @CountCalcium Před 3 lety +362

      @M B depends how young. If they’re a toddler than it could be that they don’t comprehend what has actually happened. This happened in my family where my grandfather died and my youngest cousin didn’t realise what had actually happened until later

    • @pudgypat705
      @pudgypat705 Před 3 lety +32

      @@dontreadmydescription4473 ok, I won't

    • @yesno8273
      @yesno8273 Před 3 lety +28

      @@dontreadmydescription4473 did you insert the wrong copy paste, what is that “eo” at the end

    • @dontreadmydescription4473
      @dontreadmydescription4473 Před 3 lety +9

      @Yes No ya see, sometimes if ya spam alot, youtube blocks ur comment and ya have to find a loophole.

    • @callmeqt1269
      @callmeqt1269 Před 3 lety +95

      @@dontreadmydescription4473 that comment made me really sad to read. You are rather pathetic. I hope you’re at least aware.

  • @SupaKillz117
    @SupaKillz117 Před 5 měsíci +1

    “This hat is my lifestyle, yo yo yo”
    My brain having the biggest stroke of cringe💀

  • @C_1725
    @C_1725 Před 2 lety +2

    "I wanna go to the movies, but I wanna bring my jellyfish"

  • @amogusgaming4459
    @amogusgaming4459 Před 3 lety +1147

    “Troom Troom is horrible.”
    “This comment section is full of people using the same format over and over”

    • @alexbenliwu
      @alexbenliwu Před 3 lety

      My name is Irrelevant kii pop p

    • @duckmeat4674
      @duckmeat4674 Před 3 lety +7

      @My name is Irrelevant so did troom troom by that standard. You are just as bad as that channel

    • @Gamer-pc3sf
      @Gamer-pc3sf Před 3 lety

      Duck Meat except for that fact that he didn’t abuse the fact that modern day parents don’t like to raise their kids, and use children like viewbots.

    • @banik7414
      @banik7414 Před 3 lety

      Including you tho

    • @TheAnalXylophone
      @TheAnalXylophone Před 3 lety

      This deserves more likes.

  • @RyanGe25
    @RyanGe25 Před 3 lety +1202

    Troom Troom sounds like the noise a Pokemon makes.

    • @VeganDefinition
      @VeganDefinition Před 3 lety

      When you go vegan you're taking a stance against animal cruelty by not supporting animal suffering with your money, actions, and diet. Humans are at optimal health without meat. Be vegan and save animals!🌱💚 DM me for vegan help!!

    • @VeganDefinition
      @VeganDefinition Před 3 lety

      If you wouldn't eat a dog or cat then you shouldn't be eating cows, chickens, and pigs. Real animal lovers are vegan and all animal want to live free of harm. Contact me for vegan help and information. 💚🌱!

    • @darthsand1085
      @darthsand1085 Před 3 lety +14

      Troom Troom use sneak attack!

    • @VeganDefinition
      @VeganDefinition Před 3 lety

      Humans don't need to eat animals to thrive! When you go vegan, you're taking a stance against animal cruelty. Go vegan for animal rights, animals are not ours to exploit for food, clothes, experiments, or entertainment. Be vegan💚🌱!

    • @thickeggroll7638
      @thickeggroll7638 Před 3 lety +46

      VegCeps stfu

  • @incompetentprick
    @incompetentprick Před 2 lety +2

    I truly understand the quote "Dies from cringe" now

  • @frenothied2092
    @frenothied2092 Před rokem

    your monotone voice is so good when you say the lines damn
    it makes it so much more funny

  • @applepieexplosion4030
    @applepieexplosion4030 Před 3 lety +297

    The narrator sounds like she's at gunpoint the whole time.

    • @A_Toastonawhiteplate
      @A_Toastonawhiteplate Před 3 lety +13

      more like forced to do it to get her next heroin shot

    • @gwynmoth3940
      @gwynmoth3940 Před 3 lety +5

      @@A_Toastonawhiteplate Yeah gunpoint would have much better acting. Yhis is my new headcanon that troomtroom pays in heroin. May she find piece. 👩‍🎨

  • @gunnar_k01
    @gunnar_k01 Před 3 lety +7820

    This man:
    Doesn’t have a crazy intro
    Doesn’t have an outro with “other videos” or his channel link
    Typically doesn’t have anything in his description
    Literally makes whatever video comes to his mind
    His videos literally follow the same format as an actual thought or idea. The real king of CZcams

    • @rpgpower3807
      @rpgpower3807 Před 3 lety +352

      And has really funny jokes and doesn't say 'MAKE SURE TO SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON AND HIT THE BELL TO TURN ON POST NOTIFICATIONS' your right he is the king of CZcams not subscriber wise but content wise

    • @balls8755
      @balls8755 Před 3 lety +50

      Also no ads

    • @Friendly_G
      @Friendly_G Před 3 lety +18

      LOOK AT GRAPH

    • @anotherperson9329
      @anotherperson9329 Před 3 lety +20

      He doesn't fit in a "smash the like button" in a joke

    • @0xDEADBEEF99
      @0xDEADBEEF99 Před 3 lety +71

      also doesnt rely on "crazy editing" to be funny

  • @raelogan
    @raelogan Před rokem +1

    When I was a teenager, two friends and I snuck into the showing for the first Naruto movie after buying tickets for another film because Naruto sold out, and not a single person stopped us. That's such an unrealistic depiction of a theater, OMG

  • @daramazing13
    @daramazing13 Před 3 lety +5729

    Homeless Jesus has a point.

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. Před 3 lety +16317

    You know you messed up when even Jesus himself disapproves of your existence

  • @SammySamSams
    @SammySamSams Před rokem +2

    **proceeds to hide 50 guns and cocaine on my hat**
    "uhm sir, why do you have those on your hat?"
    "this hat is my lifestyle yo yo yo"
    "oh ok enter"

  • @chrissachith
    @chrissachith Před 2 lety +2

    ah yes, security inspection in a theatre queue by pointing a dog at their popcorn.

  • @noiram6854
    @noiram6854 Před 3 lety +576

    Tf kinda name is "troom troom" sounds like a book about trains

  • @jobaco1697
    @jobaco1697 Před 3 lety +541

    the worst part is, that the pets will absolutely shit a hole through the chair in like 10 minutes

    • @Weebish_Dragon
      @Weebish_Dragon Před 3 lety +12

      We talking about the catgirls? Cats have absolutely disgusting farts.

    • @anotaku9402
      @anotaku9402 Před 3 lety +8

      @@Weebish_Dragon well they did say pet so I don't think they're talking about catgirls

    • @nighttaco10blooperton8
      @nighttaco10blooperton8 Před 3 lety +4

      They could be talking about the cat girls. 😏

    • @extronautt
      @extronautt Před 3 lety +1

      JSKJSJsKS WHY DID I LAUGh at tHis

    • @nighttaco10blooperton8
      @nighttaco10blooperton8 Před 3 lety +1

      @@extronautt because dirty minds find this crap funny

  • @heroinfathr
    @heroinfathr Před 9 měsíci +1

    imagine being in a movie theatre and hearing faint quacking from a few rows down

  • @ATLONGLASTASAP
    @ATLONGLASTASAP Před 2 lety +1

    “come out its your favorite part”
    you came to the theaters to watch something you havent watched but yet your favorite part ia the party you havent seen?

  • @andreworr8808
    @andreworr8808 Před 3 lety +594

    "Troom Troom is horrible"
    "People move when they walk"

    • @andreworr8808
      @andreworr8808 Před 3 lety

      @xOr Its not copying if your catching on a trend in the comment section. r/whoosh

    • @varik4363
      @varik4363 Před 3 lety +10

      quit crying about comment "originality" and also you used "wooosh" wrong.

    • @andreworr8808
      @andreworr8808 Před 3 lety

      @@varik4363 No need to get all mad. :l

    • @varik4363
      @varik4363 Před 3 lety +5

      Andrew Orr i didnt get all mad but im not gonna sit here and argue so whatever

    • @andreworr8808
      @andreworr8808 Před 3 lety

      @@varik4363 ok :)

  • @mastercarrot4382
    @mastercarrot4382 Před 3 lety +1348

    I was thinking “why wouldn’t you be allowed to bring in a guide dog if you were blind?” then I realised.

  • @nerdyfoxes8000
    @nerdyfoxes8000 Před 2 lety +1

    "This hat is my life style, yo yo yo" - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

  • @ER-we3mr
    @ER-we3mr Před 3 lety +3

    Don’t forget the one where they sneak food into the theater and actually show the most stereotypical Asian ever. Sushi earrings, incorrectly bows down ( as In what Japanese people do for greetings etc ) , and also includes some poorly worded Japanese words.

  • @Palexite
    @Palexite Před 3 lety +779

    “This hat is my style yoyoyo!”
    *Drains sanity to 0% and goes on a mass murder killing spree.*

    • @switchblade6
      @switchblade6 Před 3 lety +7

      *Meathook plays in the distance*

    • @Palexite
      @Palexite Před 3 lety

      @@switchblade6 XDD

    • @dontreadmydescription4473
      @dontreadmydescription4473 Před 3 lety

      DONT READ MY DESCRIPTION! eo

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona Před 3 lety

      Your name and “mass murder” concerns me
      You have to understand you’re not the only golden boy on CZcams who’s expressed this
      You’ve expressed it less out of the various golden boys I’m aware of, so that’s something

    • @Palexite
      @Palexite Před 3 lety +6

      @@Lucifersfursona what? I have no idea what the hell your talking about. this is a joke... what do you mean?

  • @cumbrap
    @cumbrap Před 3 lety +2199

    I'm surprised Charlie didn't notice the Mummy poster

    • @poisonpsa6041
      @poisonpsa6041 Před 3 lety +30

      I’ve never seen a verified comment with less than 5 likes lol
      -edit now has 1.3k likes

    • @reanactresen3700
      @reanactresen3700 Před 3 lety +29

      @@poisonpsa6041 brah that dont really matter if the audience of the youtuber isn't your audience.........

    • @SockyP
      @SockyP Před 3 lety +8

      Oh Hi Digby

    • @Epicotters
      @Epicotters Před 3 lety +15

      Are you ever gonna make fun of things again?

    • @ElazarYershovFilms
      @ElazarYershovFilms Před 3 lety +13

      DigbyTheGoat yo Digby when’s the next video

  • @nfjkshfjwgeiwuy
    @nfjkshfjwgeiwuy Před 2 lety +2

    The female narrators voice is legit hellspawn

  • @ThechosenYT35
    @ThechosenYT35 Před rokem +4

    I can stay up all night watching this guy

  • @Iuwl
    @Iuwl Před 3 lety +695

    I just imagine kids going around pretending they're pregnant and their parents gets immediately detained because some concerned passer-by called the cops