Horrible Life Hacks

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  • čas přidán 10. 07. 2018
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  • @alanwatts8239
    @alanwatts8239 Před 3 lety +3874

    Life hack: phone's freezing?
    Light it on fire.

    • @garlic_bread180
      @garlic_bread180 Před 3 lety +12

      AHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA

    • @spynyi
      @spynyi Před 3 lety

      XD

    • @ykewl1372
      @ykewl1372 Před 3 lety +13

      Just use your phone while charging it and watch some porn 10/10 works for me alot

    • @shmeepness1700
      @shmeepness1700 Před 3 lety +1

      😱 that's genius

    • @xenu9420
      @xenu9420 Před 3 lety +12

      If you give a man a fire, he’ll be warm for a day. If you light a man on fire, he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.

  • @mikehunt7810
    @mikehunt7810 Před 5 lety +22567

    Imagine bringing a girl home and putting her drink in a pringles cup and put it on a dvd coaster.
    You definitely pulling

    • @twilso12
      @twilso12 Před 5 lety +898

      Joseph Coombs don’t need to imagine when this shit gets me the wet clam every day humie

    • @TehMadCow
      @TehMadCow Před 5 lety +1279

      I tried it & accidentally flooded my home when her panties were unable to contain the tsunami that formed within them

    • @thef.b.i2705
      @thef.b.i2705 Před 5 lety +688

      However we heard she was underaged and now I’m here

    • @e91simon
      @e91simon Před 5 lety +244

      That's how you end a fucking night quick

    • @davebryan1890
      @davebryan1890 Před 5 lety +515

      You don't seal the deal until you flex with your coke cap glasses tho

  • @SeventhGod77
    @SeventhGod77 Před 2 lety +1264

    The only “life hack” I have ever used was just cutting a sponge in half to make two sponges.

    • @TestyCool
      @TestyCool Před rokem +10

      I mean a lighter and plastic bottle = bottle opener seems good to know. Though you can also used a folded up piece of paper and a lighter. I open a lot of bottles and never know when I'm going to need a bottle opener.

    • @ashleythekittymaster4907
      @ashleythekittymaster4907 Před rokem +30

      Give this man a Nobel Prize this is genius

    • @mandarian87
      @mandarian87 Před rokem +9

      You’d be better off just using a regular lighter as a replacement bottle opener lol

    • @TiocfaidhArLa34
      @TiocfaidhArLa34 Před rokem +1

      @@TestyCool carry a swiss army knife

    • @TestyCool
      @TestyCool Před rokem

      @@TiocfaidhArLa34 A lighter is lighter.

  • @rapidrush6033
    @rapidrush6033 Před rokem +513

    5:42 I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard at something in a long time, and then I saw Charlie’s face and I fucking lost it. The pure disappointment he had glued to his face the same way they glued random shit together got me actually crying from laughing so damn hard

    • @frostyx1531
      @frostyx1531 Před rokem

      @@bellyyyyyy ???💀cool bro

    • @xtrachedda7678
      @xtrachedda7678 Před rokem +13

      I saw this shit in class and I was trying not to laugh the rest of class

    • @Juicy-KingDerp.alt.
      @Juicy-KingDerp.alt. Před 11 měsíci +5

      @@xtrachedda7678 kids these days will never understand going to school without your phone

    • @SoggyCerealw
      @SoggyCerealw Před 11 měsíci +3

      @@Juicy-KingDerp.alt. yeah it is pretty sad. I still got to go experience it for quite a while thankfully

    • @Iwanttoblowmybrainsoutrn
      @Iwanttoblowmybrainsoutrn Před 10 měsíci +14

      ​@@Juicy-KingDerp.alt.who tf asked

  • @negrito4646
    @negrito4646 Před 4 lety +1972

    5:50 Admit that you laughed

    • @basedintellectual9704
      @basedintellectual9704 Před 4 lety +239

      I laughed when he put the goggles on, but Charlie quickly reminded me that this is rather depressing

    • @kentstopme
      @kentstopme Před 4 lety +89

      I literally had the same reaction as him

    • @Hadfield15
      @Hadfield15 Před 4 lety +121

      It’s impossible not to laugh or at least smile at that face

    • @ToxicSkull0
      @ToxicSkull0 Před 4 lety +26

      It’s Wednesday my dudes

    • @abrahamdoucette
      @abrahamdoucette Před 4 lety +17

      when i saw your comment i thought that you must be wrong but when i clicked it i realized you linked to my laugh

  • @heroofmalta9158
    @heroofmalta9158 Před 5 lety +5270

    Knowing your own darkness is the best way to deal with the darkness of other people

    • @xryeau_1760
      @xryeau_1760 Před 4 lety +180

      Eyelids + Light Switch + Blindfold + Coke Cap Glasses = ???

    • @tomemeornottomeme1864
      @tomemeornottomeme1864 Před 4 lety +206

      @@xryeau_1760 A good time.

    • @dimitrikrostov2932
      @dimitrikrostov2932 Před 4 lety +30

      or simply just put an open book or clotes

    • @fukunaga-kane
      @fukunaga-kane Před 4 lety +57

      Cyanide works well for my wife sleep troubles too

    • @Tajealos
      @Tajealos Před 4 lety +112

      "Ah, it's too bright to sleep."
      Life hack: stare into the sun for an hour; you'll intimidate it into never showing it's face again, and you can sleep peacefully for as long as you'd like.

  • @slickfinisher123
    @slickfinisher123 Před 3 měsíci +33

    Hack:
    Boil all your water at the beginning of the week then freeze it. Defrost as needed.

  • @jakethebarcode
    @jakethebarcode Před rokem +295

    5:46 The second I saw Charlie’s face I burst out laughing cause I knew what he was gonna say

    • @kittyqveen3249
      @kittyqveen3249 Před rokem +9

      Fr 😭

    • @tofumofuu
      @tofumofuu Před rokem +15

      Actually losing my shit because of his reaction lmfao 😂

    • @frostyelwood9898
      @frostyelwood9898 Před rokem +9

      Just the sudden cut

    • @charlor6808
      @charlor6808 Před 4 měsíci +2

      i really like the pause before he starts speaking it makes me laugh every time

  • @raedrahman4969
    @raedrahman4969 Před 3 lety +8998

    "How to make a Pen"
    You'll need:
    - A straw
    - Some tape
    and
    - *A pen*

    • @icearrow9036
      @icearrow9036 Před 2 lety +53

      why tho

    • @sheikhjabooti
      @sheikhjabooti Před 2 lety +435

      @@icearrow9036 ngl all the tape he used wld be more expensive than buying a new pen

    • @QWERTYMAN500
      @QWERTYMAN500 Před 2 lety +299

      “Luckily, Dave was able to construct a megaphone using only some duct tape, a squirrel, and a megaphone.”

    • @sheikhjabooti
      @sheikhjabooti Před 2 lety +45

      @@QWERTYMAN500 and also a car

    • @EmbeddedWithin
      @EmbeddedWithin Před 2 lety +65

      “How to make a homemade container”
      You’ll need:
      - some plastic
      -some super glue
      -hot glue
      - *A CONTAINER*

  • @APRILOOPS
    @APRILOOPS Před 4 lety +8240

    life hack: if you want to remember your password, remember it.

  • @aaronxgaming4042
    @aaronxgaming4042 Před 2 lety +135

    "Thinking quickly, Dave constructed a homemade megaphone. Using only a string, a squirrel, and a megaphone."

    • @TestyCool
      @TestyCool Před rokem +1

    • @keipe008
      @keipe008 Před rokem +9

      @@TestyCool iirc, op's comment is a quote from the show "dave the barbarian"

  • @namratanath58
    @namratanath58 Před 2 lety +79

    I feel like Mr. Gear is making parody of life hacks and trolling everyone.

    • @bigm758
      @bigm758 Před 2 lety +7

      Yeah seriously how has no one else noticed this lol, as soon as you get to the fork spoon you should have realised this

  • @nicholasride5549
    @nicholasride5549 Před 5 lety +24441

    “Thinking quickly, Mr. Gears constructed a homemade pen using only a straw, some tape, and a pen.”

  • @stephwillingham5558
    @stephwillingham5558 Před 3 lety +5400

    “My toothbrush head fell off, so I superglued it to the head of a pencil.”
    “Why didn’t you just glue it back onto the toothbrush?”
    “...”

    • @spongebobsquarepants8403
      @spongebobsquarepants8403 Před 3 lety +188

      He threw it away and replaced it with a pencil for the sake of the video

    • @unxnxwn1798
      @unxnxwn1798 Před 3 lety +28

      I thought the same thing smh

    • @Kryterior
      @Kryterior Před 3 lety +8

      Do you know what your pfp is from?

    • @MattiMCFC
      @MattiMCFC Před 3 lety +129

      Don’t you just hate it when your toothbrush head falls off? Happens to me all the time

    • @aleksaaleksic4353
      @aleksaaleksic4353 Před 3 lety +6

      @@Kryterior i think it's from JoJo

  • @nesty2975
    @nesty2975 Před měsícem +9

    Charlie without long hair looks cursed

  • @facemonkeys
    @facemonkeys Před 2 lety +47

    Hearing Scarlet Fire makes me feel like a nugget

  • @Jacob-kz7ul
    @Jacob-kz7ul Před 3 lety +20791

    Life hack: glue your toothbrush head to a pencil instead of back to the toothbrush handle

    • @thaddeusluong7157
      @thaddeusluong7157 Před 3 lety +143

      Ha

    • @rusted3547
      @rusted3547 Před 3 lety +383

      This comment deserves more likes.

    • @BeanKatz
      @BeanKatz Před 3 lety +128

      Omfg im dying

    • @Code221091
      @Code221091 Před 3 lety +451

      Also if you glue your toothbrush head to the pencil then how will you make the hot glue eraser later in the video?! I’m so confused, MrGear!

    • @darkasoreo6005
      @darkasoreo6005 Před 3 lety +35

      @@Code221091 nailed it

  • @xZippy
    @xZippy Před 5 lety +3837

    "Honey, I'm tired. Where the hell are my coke cap glasses?!"

  • @hipfroggyYT
    @hipfroggyYT Před 2 lety +23

    3:06 lmao I love how he hits us with “dhsoaokbgjsjakskdkdksksaformeum, he’s so smart :)”

  • @AbishaHealfdene
    @AbishaHealfdene Před rokem +68

    Considering the life hacker is using power tools, it'd be funny to think if he's an actual child who makes life hacks by kids, for kids. And whenever there's an anthill in his backyard, he uses a pistol to eliminate it.

  • @riconium_
    @riconium_ Před 3 lety +4794

    “It’s too bright to sleep, so why not gouge my eyes out with coke lids?”
    -Mr. Gear I think

    • @ShaunResindip
      @ShaunResindip Před 3 lety +39

      thats gotta be uncomfortable

    • @rozanfaust2967
      @rozanfaust2967 Před 3 lety +70

      @@ShaunResindip yeah, cause theres little spikes on the coke lid. Its kinda cool i guess...... for him

    • @CG-ee8vp
      @CG-ee8vp Před 3 lety +63

      I laughed so hard when he just stared at the screen for 3 seconds after seeing that. LOL

    • @suakeli
      @suakeli Před 3 lety +37

      It would be more comfortable, convenient and painless to wear unused underpants on your eyes instead. Literally dumber than pants-on-head stupid.

    • @Tisya_kiowo
      @Tisya_kiowo Před 3 lety +5

      @@suakeli Absolutely Agree

  • @neyuun7854
    @neyuun7854 Před 3 lety +3124

    Life hack: having a seizure? just stay still

    • @superfan364
      @superfan364 Před 3 lety +66

      Its just that fucking simple guys

    • @tidepodpadthai2633
      @tidepodpadthai2633 Před 3 lety +82

      Life hack: Have dementia?
      Wait, what were we talking about again?

    • @incendu1485
      @incendu1485 Před 3 lety +24

      @@tidepodpadthai2633 you were talking about dementia bo-
      Wait what were you talking about again?

    • @agay260
      @agay260 Před 3 lety +2

      @@nooramaloley1063 same

    • @SDSypher
      @SDSypher Před 3 lety +3

      i wish i knew that when i saw a chick with a brain tumor have a seizure, I'll keep it in mind tho

  • @notme3686
    @notme3686 Před 2 lety +10

    5:47 The pause right after the coke cap sleeping mask was freaking hilarious. There was so much disdain. 4 in the morning, outside smoking a cigarette and laughing loudly. Thank you

  • @kirbygamer0640
    @kirbygamer0640 Před rokem +11

    We need to make a point and click horror game or something where the character has to use tons of useless life hacks to make makeshift tools to help them escape monsters and survive.

  • @dollin9515
    @dollin9515 Před 4 lety +2853

    5:40 dont forget bottle caps are sharp where they attached to the sealing ring so it would feel like constant needles on your eyelids

    • @basedintellectual9704
      @basedintellectual9704 Před 4 lety +198

      Even if they weren't sharp that shit would be uncomfortable. It's like sleeping with sunglasses on.

    • @harmonixerraze
      @harmonixerraze Před 4 lety +218

      Yeah and just wait until you roll over the wrong way in your sleep and push them into your face/eye. Guarantee one night that crap would end very badly.

    • @bloopbop181
      @bloopbop181 Před 4 lety +27

      Just what I n33d. More pain

    • @PuckishAngel
      @PuckishAngel Před 4 lety +134

      @@harmonixerraze You just need to use it once to solve the light problem forever

    • @tazka69
      @tazka69 Před 4 lety +12

      @@PuckishAngel lol

  • @strathattack4325
    @strathattack4325 Před 5 lety +3339

    So apparently life hacks means finding out how to do the simplest of tasks in the most complicated and most dangerous ways possible.

    • @Maro-gp3vf
      @Maro-gp3vf Před 5 lety +48

      In current youtube? absolutely

    • @GabrielGonzalez2
      @GabrielGonzalez2 Před 5 lety +41

      Life hacks make a lot more sense if you realize that the "hacks" part of "life hacks" means to cut or chop

    • @galactickong3220
      @galactickong3220 Před 5 lety +5

      @@GabrielGonzalez2 Or maybe it's actully hack as in it's as hard as hacking the white house.

    • @coffee5028
      @coffee5028 Před 5 lety +2

      I was the 1000th like

    • @itsjustbari2001
      @itsjustbari2001 Před 5 lety +2

      @@GabrielGonzalez2 not the meaning

  • @sctkarter1111
    @sctkarter1111 Před 14 dny +1

    Short hair Charlie is a national treasure. These older videos are timeless

  • @verminmartyr9494
    @verminmartyr9494 Před 9 měsíci +6

    his complete confusion at the lemon titty always kills me

  • @lugoki382
    @lugoki382 Před 3 lety +7314

    that spoon is what the Joker actually got his scars from

    • @fungi265
      @fungi265 Před 3 lety +97

      I'm the joker baby

    • @spider-man8186
      @spider-man8186 Před 2 lety +342

      You wanna know how I got these scars
      My mom used all the spoons in the house and didn’t wash them
      And daddy doesn’t like that
      Not.One.Bit So he makes me a spoon with a piece of a coke can and he goes Why so serious?

    • @yourboi5492
      @yourboi5492 Před 2 lety +38

      @@spider-man8186 Chefs kiss

    • @RiderBlitz1.0
      @RiderBlitz1.0 Před 2 lety +5

      Yup

    • @SelfKondukta
      @SelfKondukta Před 2 lety +9

      Holy shit this underrated comment tho 🔥

  • @beary3067
    @beary3067 Před 3 lety +4785

    lmao i laughed so hard to the cola eyeglasses

  • @Iampaztro
    @Iampaztro Před rokem +5

    Seeing Charlie’s hair scared me for a second

  • @steamyninja8881
    @steamyninja8881 Před rokem +8

    3:18 as a college student, this one could actually be useful. I remember one night I got back to my room at like 3AM with some food. I was fuckin starving. I got ready to eat.. then realized I had no spoon. I also had no fork, no chopstick, no spork. Nothing, I had forgot restock on plastic ones. So I used some folded up aluminum foil to make as best a spoon as I could and dug in.

  • @UberTankred
    @UberTankred Před 3 lety +11122

    A note on the coke-cap-sleep-mask. Having a loosely assembled piece of pointy wire right in front of your eyes, which is also attached to a piece of rubber that is under tension is a surefire way to have things go dark forever.

    • @Icecreammac1
      @Icecreammac1 Před 3 lety +1153

      Even disregarding the wire, having Coke bottle caps pressing into your eyelids while taut rubber is pushing against the back of your ears must hurt! I can't imagine wearing that shit for eight seconds, let alone sleeping with them for eight hours.

    • @JustPJB
      @JustPJB Před 3 lety +27

      Funny 😂

    • @creative_leafeonpony_fan1545
      @creative_leafeonpony_fan1545 Před 3 lety +512

      Hey, to be fair: It could be a multiple-use lifehack. Sleeping is basically just being in a dark place, so why not just have it be dark forever? Pro life hack epic crazy wacky mode!

    • @feelsgoodman2171
      @feelsgoodman2171 Před 3 lety +19

      @ItzFlowy Thermite

    • @feelsgoodman2171
      @feelsgoodman2171 Před 3 lety +15

      @ItzFlowy oh, i thought you where talking about Thermite with his goofy goggles.

  • @mikewarper6789
    @mikewarper6789 Před 3 lety +4806

    My jaw actually dropped out of confusion when I saw the coke eye mask

  • @r1konTheAutomator
    @r1konTheAutomator Před rokem +16

    7:33 - I love how slowly he has to put these plates in because it's clear to him, probably right then, that this was a horrible idea.

  • @skinnywhiteboy5590
    @skinnywhiteboy5590 Před 2 lety +33

    I've taken a few years of engineering, and I've seen people do some pretty creative things with the materials and tools he's using, but I swear to God I feel every bone in my body collapse everytime he reveals that absolute abomination that is his modern day art project

  • @jessemcmeme79
    @jessemcmeme79 Před 3 lety +6655

    If charlie was a teacher and I was in his class, he would be the most influential teachers in my life

    • @diablodxd4700
      @diablodxd4700 Před 3 lety +61

      Dude has a point

    • @timo4258
      @timo4258 Před 3 lety +266

      It would be an awesome day or two before he would be fired from the school for using sex toys as an analogy for whatever he was explaining.

    • @axtra9561
      @axtra9561 Před 3 lety +82

      @@timo4258 im for it. It'd keep my attention

    • @nathankenji2855
      @nathankenji2855 Před 3 lety +2

      Noice im the 100th like

    • @bananaknightalt433
      @bananaknightalt433 Před 3 lety +8

      This is the most truth I've seen all day

  • @Vimii
    @Vimii Před 4 lety +2028

    3:25 imagine eating with that spork. My mouth would just start bleeding lol

    • @bringindapain-ml7hr
      @bringindapain-ml7hr Před 4 lety +291

      it's not even a spork. it's just a fucking spoon that can slice your tongue open like a razor. this shit should be illegal to show to kids

    • @basedintellectual9704
      @basedintellectual9704 Před 4 lety +81

      @@bringindapain-ml7hr Or to anyone for that matter

    • @LuisMartinez-pn2le
      @LuisMartinez-pn2le Před 4 lety +183

      Wanna know how i got these scars?

    • @carrotbailey
      @carrotbailey Před 4 lety +10

      Rizo. kun hahahahahahahahahah

    • @laurocoman
      @laurocoman Před 4 lety +22

      @@LuisMartinez-pn2le Joker 2 confirmed!

  • @RebeccaJayne5x5
    @RebeccaJayne5x5 Před 11 měsíci +3

    The Coke, eye shade, sleep masks thingy combined with Charlie’s satirical comments made me die 😂😂 I do not know why but I found it disproportionally funny lol 😂😂

  • @CJ-ht4rf
    @CJ-ht4rf Před rokem +4

    Can't deny I got a pretty good laugh out of Charlie discovering twine

  • @billydeandre
    @billydeandre Před 3 lety +3204

    Rare instance of a Charlie wearing a shirt that isn’t solid white

    • @ego3968
      @ego3968 Před 3 lety +60

      oh honey you’ve got a big storm coming

    • @landonmcconnell2141
      @landonmcconnell2141 Před 3 lety +15

      @@ego3968 what the fuck are u talking about, are u good?

    • @sonicroachdoggjrraven3263
      @sonicroachdoggjrraven3263 Před 3 lety +70

      @@ego3968 You could go to five or six stores, or just one.

    • @foreignbag8861
      @foreignbag8861 Před 3 lety +38

      He was a little poor back then. Now he has all yu-gi-oh card money for those white shirts.

    • @extrility7086
      @extrility7086 Před 3 lety +1

      @@foreignbag8861 good point

  • @iyoutubeperson4336
    @iyoutubeperson4336 Před 3 lety +1972

    That coca cola mask looks like it would be part of a fallout 4 side quest

    • @AD-ey4yr
      @AD-ey4yr Před 3 lety +33

      The Nuka cola one?

    • @minokawa5754
      @minokawa5754 Před 3 lety +2

      69?!?!

    • @karoshi645
      @karoshi645 Před 3 lety

      Not nuka cola

    • @ricegod445
      @ricegod445 Před 3 lety +1

      @Rin drinking gin make it -9 per bc that ¨life hack¨ is bad

    • @Ace.C19
      @Ace.C19 Před 3 lety

      Lmao next its gonna be power armour made outta cardboard or pringle cans😂

  • @rockandrollfantasy86
    @rockandrollfantasy86 Před 2 lety +2

    How to make a pen: use a straw
    How to make a straw: use a pen
    wait...

  • @trycoldman2358
    @trycoldman2358 Před 5 lety +6920

    I cracked at the coke bottle googles

    • @antrhax7475
      @antrhax7475 Před 5 lety +28

      trycoldman23 you !!! Again 😂

    • @fabyangranados764
      @fabyangranados764 Před 5 lety +333

      You could literally just close your eyes.

    • @Garuda_XLI
      @Garuda_XLI Před 5 lety +11

      I saw you on that SJW vid

    • @AtomicTridium
      @AtomicTridium Před 5 lety +106

      trycoldman23 Literally even peed a little from laughter at that point myself yepp lmaoo

    • @shiannafoxx
      @shiannafoxx Před 5 lety +84

      I started crying cuz it looked so idiotic

  • @Mogawty
    @Mogawty Před 5 lety +8517

    I can really only believe Mr.Gear is a comedy/parody channel. When he put the coke caps over his eyes, I lost it.

    • @beastlyskilled
      @beastlyskilled Před 5 lety +696

      Mogawty yeah that’s what I’m thinking. There’s no way this guy is serious

    • @cfurtado2761
      @cfurtado2761 Před 5 lety +711

      lmao I lost it here.
      What I really want now is a "Day in the life of" this guy, and just see some apartment absolutely filled with so much useless miscellaneous crap that makes no sense.

    • @johncabbage1232
      @johncabbage1232 Před 5 lety +34

      same af lmao

    • @RED01SEA
      @RED01SEA Před 5 lety +80

      he is an X men life hacker

    • @KiddsWithClass
      @KiddsWithClass Před 5 lety +2

      Does anybody know the video that part is from?

  • @ABCEasyas--
    @ABCEasyas-- Před 2 měsíci +5

    7:20 Dankpods!

  • @DuckWithADagger
    @DuckWithADagger Před 6 měsíci +2

    that silence after the sleep mask was LOUD

  • @zekegunty3498
    @zekegunty3498 Před 5 lety +2218

    How can you not afford a bottle opener but you can afford a blowtorch

    • @Bernardavus
      @Bernardavus Před 5 lety +107

      Yes and blowtorches and coke bottles are more accessible than a bottle opener.

    • @ninetails6218
      @ninetails6218 Před 5 lety +83

      Because I spent all my money on blowtorches, hot glue sticks and box cutters :(

    • @realmofthemisunderstood166
      @realmofthemisunderstood166 Před 5 lety +15

      I know a few fiscally irresponsible stoners who are probably in that exact predicament.

    • @MilkCrate801
      @MilkCrate801 Před 5 lety +3

      im pretty sure that the bottle was already pre-opened just to trick people that it the hack works

    • @cheeseburger9354
      @cheeseburger9354 Před 5 lety

      ENG 203 perhaps it came from work

  • @Ciel1820
    @Ciel1820 Před 5 lety +361

    Too dark for you to fall asleep?
    *just hot glue lightbulbs to your eyelids*

  • @tweekkat7764
    @tweekkat7764 Před 2 lety +6

    Imagine if somebody made all of these hacks in these life hack videos and uses them in their day-to-day life. You'd just feel sad going to their house.
    Also, on a side note, that Coke cap eye mask looks extremely painful

  • @zAsKaA
    @zAsKaA Před 10 měsíci +2

    Idk why, but i laughed hysterically the whole video at 2am

  • @poodlesnoodles9697
    @poodlesnoodles9697 Před 3 lety +2667

    Me after using the spoon: Do you know how I got these scars?

    • @tidler5110
      @tidler5110 Před 3 lety +74

      LMAO Exactly what i was thinking... those are some sharp mf edges on that

    • @kenobi-hi7qz
      @kenobi-hi7qz Před 3 lety +27

      Bro u had me rolling...Heavily underrated.

    • @saltwater7366
      @saltwater7366 Před 3 lety +2

      Well unless you are a good joker

    • @chelle7344
      @chelle7344 Před 3 lety +8

      @Transgender Nigger Scars can be scratch marks aswell. Wouldn’t it be clearer on darker skin tones? It’s also You’re = you are. Have to have the grammar Right, Troll.

    • @13thKingMu
      @13thKingMu Před 3 lety +4

      @Transgender Nigger another person who didn't get the joke from "The dark knight" and call them white skin for no reason which is racist in alot of ways

  • @gabrielcorrea700
    @gabrielcorrea700 Před 4 lety +682

    I feel like if I visit this guy’s house it would be coke cans held up by popsicle sticks.

    • @Manglet762
      @Manglet762 Před 3 lety +25

      It's his form of rebellion against the Coke company, because you see, he's a Pepsi follower, and he impales the corpses of Coke Cans onto sticks as a warning to never sell Coke to him.

    • @BeanKatz
      @BeanKatz Před 3 lety +1

      Im fucking dying of laughter from the video and its comment section xd

    • @sirjacobanderson
      @sirjacobanderson Před 3 lety +2

      His fucking whole house just glued shit together hahaha

  • @averongodoffire8098
    @averongodoffire8098 Před 2 lety +5

    This guy is the kind of inverter to have an unnecessarily long and complicated alarm system made with several ropes and pullies assembled straight out of Willy Wanka’s discarded architectural plans

  • @mattk6827
    @mattk6827 Před rokem +2

    It kind of makes me want to write these all down. Then the next time I stay at a hotel, bust out all these hacks and leave the contraptions haphazardly around the room. Let housekeeping find it and wonder 'who the hell stayed here last night' and 'what on god's green earth were they fucking doing in here?'. lmfao.

  • @stayathomo8755
    @stayathomo8755 Před 3 lety +6066

    ᶜʰᵃʳˡⁱᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ʰᵒʳʳⁱᵇˡᵉ ˡⁱᶠᵉ ʰᵃᶜᵏˢ ᶠᵃᶜᵗᵒʳʸ

  • @Varyushka100
    @Varyushka100 Před 5 lety +1577

    The weirdest part is that that CD said "nobody will find out" in Russian on it lol

    • @nubnubthegreat8215
      @nubnubthegreat8215 Před 5 lety +2

      Varyushka100 hah

    • @elbruckert
      @elbruckert Před 5 lety +4

      wtffff 😧😂

    • @grimm2835
      @grimm2835 Před 5 lety +48

      Varyushka100 Plot Twist, Mr. Gear is HowToBasic. Neither have shown their faces, afterall. :P

    • @rattycheesegirl2686
      @rattycheesegirl2686 Před 5 lety +5

      ComicSans12 HowToBasic did a face reveal ages ago my guy :)

    • @-Selcouth
      @-Selcouth Před 5 lety +2

      It actaully says "Nobody will know"
      Edit: actually im not sure, but i think youre right

  • @lm6414
    @lm6414 Před 24 dny +2

    Even the music insults my intelligence

  • @pokemasterzen5640
    @pokemasterzen5640 Před rokem

    WOW! I've seen a lot of your videos, but this one takes the cake and stomps on it. I laughed out loud more than I have in quite a while.

  • @ItsAlejandro
    @ItsAlejandro Před 5 lety +4288

    too bright for sleeping?
    CLOSE YOUR EYES

  • @shailanandakumar7868
    @shailanandakumar7868 Před 5 lety +2432

    *Broken marriage ?*
    *Use flex tape.*

  • @Illusivedropp
    @Illusivedropp Před rokem +1

    This is literally "tell me you've ran out of life hacks without telling me you ran out of life hacks".

  • @SpectreNight
    @SpectreNight Před 2 lety +1

    That spoon "lifehack" just left me thinking "Do you wanna know how I got these scars?"

  • @rayyanshaikh5591
    @rayyanshaikh5591 Před 3 lety +1532

    7:00
    Oh no! What if your in the middle of an exam and you made a mistake and you don’t have an eraser? Just pull out your hot glue gun and create an eraser in 10 minutes, in the middle of your exam!

  • @rachelsullivan6641
    @rachelsullivan6641 Před 3 lety +2500

    that spoon is gonna cut someone's mouth it would literally be better to just use a fork for your cereal.

  • @VerbenaIDK
    @VerbenaIDK Před rokem +8

    4:59 you need a blowtorch
    it inst a life hack if you need to know how to properly use a butane blowtorch and have one

  • @the_internet2
    @the_internet2 Před rokem +2

    I like the idea of Mr. Gear knowing full well that these hacks are pointless but continues uploading just to mess with people

  • @davedave1767
    @davedave1767 Před 5 lety +1200

    5:44 imagine dying in your sleep and the police find you like that

    • @ghostofcoolidge245
      @ghostofcoolidge245 Před 5 lety +226

      *Officer glances at the body*
      "This is definitely a coke case"

    • @fancyfeast5086
      @fancyfeast5086 Před 5 lety +21

      🤣😂 the first thought that popped into my head lol

    • @Rykyuby
      @Rykyuby Před 5 lety +7

      Just throw them in a wood chipper

    • @kingsarues1586
      @kingsarues1586 Před 5 lety +36

      If I was a cop I'd see that as a serial killers calling card.

    • @Cyphlix
      @Cyphlix Před 5 lety +10

      Coke killer strikes again

  • @user-tl9lc6ux4s
    @user-tl9lc6ux4s Před 2 lety +3519

    The fact that the text on the CD says "no one will know" makes me even more terrified of Mr.Gear

    • @maskedkoopakid1405
      @maskedkoopakid1405 Před 2 lety +143

      maybe Mr. Gear is a parody

    • @cosmiceyness
      @cosmiceyness Před 2 lety +128

      he has the people in the dungeon in the mountains

    • @cosmiceyness
      @cosmiceyness Před 2 lety +90

      and thats the snuff tape

    • @isaiahwalking
      @isaiahwalking Před 2 lety +8

      Probably tortures them while he touches himself inappropriately...

    • @kevinsundelin8639
      @kevinsundelin8639 Před 2 lety +18

      @@isaiahwalking Is there a way to touch yourself appropriately?

  • @SuperKittyPogoDance
    @SuperKittyPogoDance Před 2 lety +1

    Too bright for sleeping? "Hot glues his eyes shut."

  • @whyamihere5632
    @whyamihere5632 Před rokem

    life hack: sticking a fork into an electrical socket gives you electrical superpowers.

  • @ye6942
    @ye6942 Před 5 lety +2923

    That's the 1000 degree knife guy.

  • @-raven-1006
    @-raven-1006 Před 3 lety +2289

    Its funny how the past 5 years his voice hasn’t changed one bit

    • @jodofly1158
      @jodofly1158 Před 3 lety +109

      You're voice generally doesnt change all that much after puberty

    • @nightlockerz1165
      @nightlockerz1165 Před 3 lety +20

      @@jodofly1158 yes it does,there's a difference in 15 and 18

    • @brownie5458
      @brownie5458 Před 3 lety +116

      @@nightlockerz1165 he said after puberty, most people are still in puberty at 15

    • @ActionAffection65
      @ActionAffection65 Před 3 lety +5

      And the auto generated subtitles are perfect

    • @Bob2854
      @Bob2854 Před 3 lety +4

      @@ActionAffection65 [ ___ ] onto other [ ___ ]
      So yeah I agree

  • @isabella_mcclure
    @isabella_mcclure Před 8 měsíci +2

    yall just wait til he finds out about troom troom😭

  • @nikolaimacready1370
    @nikolaimacready1370 Před 8 měsíci +1

    I am convinced that this is a deadpan parody channel.

  • @AnnabelleXD
    @AnnabelleXD Před 3 lety +5583

    The coke bottle blindfold had me pissing myself laughing 😂

    • @Mr.Rosaa97
      @Mr.Rosaa97 Před 3 lety +151

      I swear to god i lost it

    • @tuumanka7974
      @tuumanka7974 Před 3 lety +30

      Oh god, true 😂

    • @profnabeshin
      @profnabeshin Před 3 lety +149

      Those would slice your face up sooo bad

    • @KingKhanate1997
      @KingKhanate1997 Před 3 lety +117

      @@profnabeshin And it’s not like they’d cover your whole eye either, so you’d just wind up with this half moon shape of light spilling out which is even more annoying I’d imagine

    • @delsol__
      @delsol__ Před 3 lety +114

      i was already shitting myself when that popped up and then it pans to charlie’s stone cold face i lost it

  • @theresastarmanwaitinginthe5149

    Why not just use flex tape and fix all of your problems?

    • @moistyboii3990
      @moistyboii3990 Před 5 lety +137

      There's a starman waiting in the sky because it only works if there’s a lotta damage

    • @andysanchez5423
      @andysanchez5423 Před 5 lety +69

      NOW THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE

    • @kurros1270
      @kurros1270 Před 5 lety +32

      But can it fix depression?

    • @mavolent6332
      @mavolent6332 Před 5 lety +26

      wanna die right now?
      NO PROBLEM!
      junt drink Flex seal!
      Or just Flex tape your nose and Mouth!
      100% efficiency

    • @QuandaleDinkle
      @QuandaleDinkle Před 5 lety +11

      A question about your name. Is the starman waiting in the sky Kars by any chance?

  • @fork9031
    @fork9031 Před rokem

    These videos remind me of those CZcams channels with tutorials on how to make a cardboard soda dispensers, some hilarious shit really is being released on the internet for everyone to see, those are very useful life hacks that I’ll for sure use in my life, thank you Charlie.

  • @lansestebelton2337
    @lansestebelton2337 Před 2 lety +1

    The coke cap glasses BROKE me

  • @sunniedayz2450
    @sunniedayz2450 Před 3 lety +2687

    "Marker lives don't matter that much"
    Copic marker owners: *crying*

    • @bossu5648
      @bossu5648 Před 3 lety +63

      THIS LITERALLY SCROLLED THRU THE COMMENTS FOR THIS

    • @trippiechris1852
      @trippiechris1852 Před 3 lety +36

      @@bossu5648 so did I. Those words didn’t age well

    • @whaaaaatyyyy
      @whaaaaatyyyy Před 3 lety +12

      If you own copic markers and complain about being poor, shut the fuck up

    • @doodle0_
      @doodle0_ Před 3 lety +51

      i once accidentally left a copic open overnight. marker lives matter.

    • @a_true_generic_gamer1104
      @a_true_generic_gamer1104 Před 3 lety +31

      Copics are expensive 😭

  • @itsmejcaleb4279
    @itsmejcaleb4279 Před 3 lety +1739

    imagine you're charlie's wife, you wouldn't even be able to talk back at him

  • @russellpeffer7736
    @russellpeffer7736 Před rokem +2

    I'm going to make that eye mask contraption just to see Charlie eat his own soiled pants. A classic video and god bless you for it

  • @galaxyfilms1853
    @galaxyfilms1853 Před 11 měsíci +3

    I never knew he had short hair

  • @minty8942
    @minty8942 Před 3 lety +1060

    Charlie Is the most Controversially sounding person who doesn't have to raise his voice to start some shit

    • @damnfreakingsien
      @damnfreakingsien Před 3 lety +56

      “YO GUYS, ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER BANGER, THIS IS GONNA BE AN INSANE VIDEO, ALRIGHT GUYS”
      Fuck those

    • @zom_tyt7382
      @zom_tyt7382 Před 3 lety +22

      A simple "Hey Guys" as an Intro is So Much Better.

    • @senioravocados7431
      @senioravocados7431 Před 3 lety +14

      Gh0st you have good taste in profile pictures.

  • @shanethrelfall416
    @shanethrelfall416 Před 3 lety +3223

    “Break shit and glue that shit onto other shit”
    😂😂👌🏼

    • @ignashi7plays401
      @ignashi7plays401 Před 3 lety +24

      I like how Charlie gets significant amount of views on past videos till this date.

    • @fauhans1393
      @fauhans1393 Před 3 lety +5

      Stay on ig

    • @voidsmith8887
      @voidsmith8887 Před 3 lety +6

      @@fauhans1393?

    • @brandonsavage7008
      @brandonsavage7008 Před 3 lety +4

      shit shit shit!

    • @monke980
      @monke980 Před 3 lety +8

      @@fauhans1393 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

  • @yosserhughes139
    @yosserhughes139 Před 2 lety +2

    First sip of soup using that mgyver spoon: give yourself a new Joker ear to ear smile.

  • @blackAngelProductions
    @blackAngelProductions Před 18 dny +2

    It's weird seeing this man without long hair

  • @IsaacRussell707
    @IsaacRussell707 Před 3 lety +1144

    5:50 the face of a man who has no hope left in society...

  • @user-gr5me8xw3p
    @user-gr5me8xw3p Před 3 lety +1286

    The toothbrush thing really drove me out. Like, that shit will 100% break while one's brushin his teeth and one's gonna choke on it wtf

    • @Gagem145
      @Gagem145 Před 3 lety +52

      But, what got me was that you need to cut the toothbrush to make it

    • @arre314
      @arre314 Před 2 lety +1

      That's the point

    • @cutler_beckett
      @cutler_beckett Před 2 lety +28

      Not to mention graphite bits would fall into your toothbrush from the pencil. Graphite is slightly poisonous and can potentially lead to stomachache and vomiting resulting from bowel obstruction.

    • @chimp4225
      @chimp4225 Před 2 lety +30

      @@cutler_beckett imagine dying from graphite bowel obstruction because you saw a Mr. Gear video that’s hilarious

    • @drysoup3017
      @drysoup3017 Před 2 lety

      @@chimp4225 that's just sad more than anything

  • @tubersloth
    @tubersloth Před 5 měsíci

    him calling the twine dirty yarn will never not be funny to me 😭

  • @HighLanderPonyYT
    @HighLanderPonyYT Před 2 lety +2

    5:43 I broke out in hysterical laughter. I just can't. Lmao

  • @TheGrandexeno
    @TheGrandexeno Před 2 lety +2597

    This is post apocalyptic life hacks. Mr. Gear is a time traveler.

    • @frog_hollow
      @frog_hollow Před 2 lety +19

      Joker: Wanna know how I got these scard

    • @stupidsimmy
      @stupidsimmy Před 2 lety +42

      that just makes me imagine how the fuck things ended up in a post apocalyptic state to begin with

    • @chimp4225
      @chimp4225 Před 2 lety +33

      @@stupidsimmy or more importantly: why he’s making life hack videos on post-apocalypse scenario instead of looking for food… and water… and puss-

    • @stupidsimmy
      @stupidsimmy Před 2 lety +15

      @@chimp4225 whoa, slow down there, bucko! you almost got us sent to tampa, florida!

    • @isaiahwalking
      @isaiahwalking Před 2 lety

      @@chimp4225 lmao woah buddy!

  • @RYAN64DS
    @RYAN64DS Před 3 lety +1021

    5:43
    that will not hurt the outside of your eye at all.

  • @teufelhunden618
    @teufelhunden618 Před 2 lety +8

    Why am I getting reminded of pinkman by Charlie at 3:35 ?

  • @TossHisSauce
    @TossHisSauce Před 2 lety +1

    The fact that he glued the toothbrush head to a pencil and not the original handle really demonstrates the intended audience.

  • @Kanyaoo
    @Kanyaoo Před 5 lety +2688

    *Life hack*
    If you are homeless
    Just buy a house

  • @bubbles8871
    @bubbles8871 Před 4 lety +494

    Normal people: "I've been robbed!"
    Cr1tikal: "I've been burguralised!"

    • @Insane.I
      @Insane.I Před 3 lety +8

      Who be steelin my pens

    • @oulafursson
      @oulafursson Před 3 lety +17

      that's kinda how they teach english in Russia smh

    • @suntzu3841
      @suntzu3841 Před 3 lety +4

      @@oulafursson same here in acelyity

    • @Enneamorph
      @Enneamorph Před 3 lety +9

      Robbing: direct confrontation, something is taken
      Burglarizing: indirect, most often breaking and entering.
      Hence, a robber is someone that mugs you in an alleyway, a burglar steals from your house while you’re not looking

    • @suntzu3841
      @suntzu3841 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Enneamorph i object

  • @omartherandomguy8566
    @omartherandomguy8566 Před 2 lety +1

    That cola blindfold made him look like Eggman not gonna lie

  • @facemcshooty6602
    @facemcshooty6602 Před 2 lety +1

    Life hack: if you have problems with your neighbour, make a pipe bomb

  • @yourgaythoughts1949
    @yourgaythoughts1949 Před 4 lety +3274

    It’s weird seeing him with an actually good haircut