Whistling is a renewable resource. It's much better than artificial sounds created by instruments. Those are full of pressure waves, just like explosions!
I hope ‘Charlie’ starts being used colloquially like ‘Karen’ is, but for people who are charismatic entertaining and honest rather than entitled, combative and ignorant.
Can confirm, I spoke to 9 year old kanji from Kenya who lives in a tiny 64 population village and he's just devasted. He yearns for the day he can buy a soap machine worth 8 times the value of his house and have it spin too.
We squished the small bars together for a extra bar Before liquid hand soap came to the house But I've seen this type of thing in every bathroom every where Imagine how simple life must be now with this new soap machine...
You really think this was developed in a silicon Valley? I mean, even if.. What difference does it make for the importance of the Valley? Some stupid ideas can't erase the fact that the place is the place of birth for many great innovations
Can't wait for Cerea-OMG, the device the pours your cereal for you over the course of five minutes after you punch in your Social, Credit Card info, Pin, and Cellphone passwords.
Do not forget that you have to insert your Cereal-Number and to pass two rounds of captcha one with words one with puzzle to prove you are a human and make sure nobody will hack your cereal.
@@mitsvanmitsvanio6106 OOF. So OOF. OP... triple *OOF* I'm thinking of wifi porridge or soup maker too on the next level, with built-in heating features (edit: think of this one like the regular coffee-maker, but with wifi & it's slushy foodstuff instead of coffee).
I'm so tired that I looked at this comment and thought what the fuck there's green people now? Is green washing the new whitewashing? The fuck? God I need sleep
@@lasvina3610 greenwashing is when companies advertise it to be “environmentally friendly” when in reality other products are just as environmentally friendly or could even be less so. for an analogy, think of a water bottle company slapping a “0 calories + certified green” sticker on their bottles. useless, right? it’s common knowledge, too. there’s also cheaper, better alternatives, like filtering sink water with a purifying machine which creates less plastic waste than drinking several bottles of water a day.
Hell I just get those big refill bags they sell at Lowes to fill my hand soap containers so I don't have to keep throwing out pumps. I'm insulted they seem to think people need this absurd contraption to pour liquid into a bottle.
@@ToastyMozart if you want to really go ham on the cleaning power, use ashes and water to get lye. Granted it will melt your goddamn skin off if you ain't careful but by God you're gonna be squeaky clean.
This is how most "clean\green" stuff is when you look at the whole picture.. People still think electric cars are "green" as if they do not know the extra steps needed to create it... People think electricity comes from the sky or something
Bob Bob one thing people need to accept is that having zero ecological impact is impossible for modern human society. Everything will take resources and energy to produce, no matter what. But there’s certainly an extent we can go to minimize that impact (solar instead of fossil fuels, or even asteroid mining in the future instead of quarries on earth), and that’s the part that matters.
@@adrianjaroszewski8955 yeah, it's supposed to throw a second rock when you watch porn, but since it cant connect it's just a useless Nuclear launch mechanism taking up a few acres of land.
Juicero although useless, it has unbelievablely (over) engineering and premium quality components in it (see in one video), that it would cost over 2000$ to produce one and they sell it at a big loss hoping to exploit that subscription service for profit.
Kasaihasuki How to make Kickstarter video music : - buy a ukulele and a xylophone - sit - google how to play 2 different chords on the ukulele - play em on loop - set the xylophone on the floor at your feet - be barefoot and hold the mallets between your toes - hit keys at random with your feet - get your uncle Fred to come over to the studio and whistle a tune while you’re performing your one-man ukulele/xylophone routine - record - profit
This is the adult equivalent to children’s toys where you just pointlessly mix stuff together. Also the people in the add were playing with and looking at the soap like the children do for barbie adds or gotta go flamingo
You know the best thing about Juicero. You know fine well that at some point, the guy who made Juicero was angry people figured out they could just buy the juice packages and squeeze them without the machine, so I can guarantee he thought long and hard about how he could add DRM to his juice packets before finally shutting down the company. The thought of him waking up in a cold sweat at night after tossing and turning for hours because he was unable to think of a good method to add juice-DRM makes me feel happy on sad days.
In Bereft land, the Juicero flies! Birth: Peep! Peep! We call. You and I look up to see: Resplendent glory, Juicero.We open our mouths to partake of the Juicero’s fruit and Juicero satisfies strong flowing, deep currents, of Desire. But we bite the hand, the meal is insubstantial, we punish the Juicero, but it knows it not. H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H
"Cleanyst saves the planet." Me: Watches as millions of empty Cleanyst plastic packets are dumped every day into landfills. Yeah, sounds like it really saves the planet. Plus, the amount of energy used during the manufacture of those packets, the Cleanyst machine itself, and its packaging. I can't believe how blind the Green Movement is in regard to everything like this. A company says its product is going to help "save the planet" and they fall for it hook, line, and sinker.
Well you don't make mustard gas with bleach and amonia you make chlorophorm that turn into dichloride under most lights It's close to mustard gas but it's not exactly ;)
I think the core idea of a machine that will squeeze juice out of fresh fruit would be interesting and accessible for someone who's got specific disabilities (there's probably something that already exist but I don't know about it), but the wifi connectivity and premade packages is bullshit.
*_Can’t wait Sipero. The miracle machine that automatically pumps water through a straw into your mouth. Did I forget to mention that it can and must connect with Wi Fi._*
Don't forget that you have to buy $4 250ml water pouches and you have to use them within three seconds of buying them else they'll go out of date and your AutoStraw(tm) will no longer work with it.
The creator shot himself in the head with the juicero, survived, got out of the hospital started to work hard, made some money, bought a gun and then shot himself again, this time we were lucky.
What bothers me is this product would actually be a good idea and worth the money IF the stuff they shipped you was actually like, a month's worth of product for making different soaps. And also if the soap ingredients were actually legit and not some pseudo fake soap bullshit. The goal of this idea is to "reduce" plastic waste but if you're having to buy new product every week, and that product contains enough plastic to choke a small animal, then there's really no point to this at all. I can appreciate the sentiment of trying to reduce plastic waste, but every product I've seen that tries to reinvent how we do things to reduce waste ironically generates just as much if not more plastic waste than sticking to the normal way of doing things. The little recycling mail-in program thing is a good idea, but my problem with that is how often it will have to be done. Most of the people who actually buy into this and end up getting it will very quickly slack on the whole process of sending their discarded soap thingies back to the company, because they're gonna have to do it every week. People are lazy and will not want to keep up with that process. The soap things for this are just gonna pile up in landfills eventually.
My mom has exactly the same thing for her serum, facial wash, and moisturizers. The dispensed products came in hard plastic jars and each jar would last for only a week. I helped her crack open a used jar so that she can refill it with some moisturizers that she actually likes.
IslamSaysAllah! A sank, what’s that? I’m so confused! 😂 For real, this is a product for the idiots in the “has this ever happened to you?” segment of an infomercial...
Then what do you think is the actual Juicero, which also needs an app on your phone, WiFi, and doesn't mix nor stir anything? You might as well squeeze the Juicero packages into a cup with your bare hands for greater efficiency.
My mom literally mixes tap water and lemon, orange, and teatree oil together in a spray bottle. No mixing machine required, we shake it and it's a great cleaner
@Alexander The Great california made it no longer a felony to infect someone with an std. Literally *nothing* about these "florida man" stories can match a state saying "yeah, come get some fresh hot hiv here, it's fiiiine"
The add ur own essential oils bit put a haunted question in my head, which is “if you piss in soap is it technically still soap?” I’m feeling like, no, but I’m too tired to be sure.
No Wi-fi connectivity? I’m out.
lmao
Red Riot shut up Jenny
1k legit yeah jenny shut up
@@1klegit this better be a joke
1k legit yes, shut up Jenny indeed.
It didn’t have “smart” in the title, I’m not sold yet
*_smoap_*
And "The World 1st..."
world's #1st SMART PREMIUM ECOGREEN soapmaker ultramultimixxxer 5000
Like "Smart Water", one of the worst things I've seen this year.
@Max William Lauf >>"truth in advertising" laws
The actors in this are putting forced smiles at gunpoint
What did you expect?
They know they are helping some conmen rob idiots!
As is the narrator with a tone like that
I just love how they all look like they're being blackmailed
I think they look more like they're sexually excited by holistic cleaning products
@Nick Chapman woah that’s so edgy and unique king 💅💅
Cleanist sounds like a term for someone who discriminates against dirty people
Spongebob In that one episode where he has a soap cannon
@@gibbous_silver a man of culture, i see
All hail Mr Clean, our deity
no it kinda just sounds like something is the most clean
The cleanest Cleanist
Whistling background music in advertisements - instant red flag
Now I know how to market my products.
Trantor The Troll “proceeds to drop and roll around the flow in the seizure”
Whistling is a renewable resource. It's much better than artificial sounds created by instruments. Those are full of pressure waves, just like explosions!
you would really like this video czcams.com/video/AIxY_Y9TGWI/video.html
Instant “white” flag
This is literally a machine version of a six year old who mixed all the soaps in the shower to create a “super soap”.
i would mix two soaps together and it made a volcano of bubbles
hippity hopp who the hell’d place those *IN THEIR GOD DAMN SHOWER*
Opecuted dont u store those stuff IN THE BATHROOM
@@hippityhopp4227 No you store them in your laundry or your kitchen
AlphaQ Well ur a loser if u store it in the kitchen
The fact that the juicero raised $120MM+ in funding and Charlie mocked it into bankruptcy is still insane to this day.
lmao, take this like
I hope ‘Charlie’ starts being used colloquially like ‘Karen’ is, but for people who are charismatic entertaining and honest rather than entitled, combative and ignorant.
@@matureenough34 yup
It wasn’t just Charlie, most people would mock something that fucking stupid
Wait people actually funded it to $120m and Charlie roasted it so hard the thing just disappears ?
A modern version of 7 year old me making potions in the shower
I NEEDA MANA POTION BOY!!!! *HE'S COMING!!!!!*
Me when i was 6 and spent 2h in the bathtub with a selection of 20 soaps
I knew I wasn't the only one who called it potions😂
Same
You can't handle my potions, they are too strong for you.
Charlie finally has a recurring villain in his life-story anime
Can't wait till the next season
Vector, oh yeah!
Juicero does sound like some kind of fruit-themed sorcerer. Perhaps Merasmus knows him.
Now all he needs is a theme song
but what happened to Michael?
There needs to be a bag squeezing device for every liquid.
Blood
Bath water
diarrhero
More like ball squeezing device
Mucous membrane juicer.
i feel bad for the 3rd world countries who do not have the privilege of being able to use a juicero and have to make soap by themselves.
We cry everyday in Argentina
i can't imagine living without having a piece of plastic that stirs soap for me
Can confirm, I spoke to 9 year old kanji from Kenya who lives in a tiny 64 population village and he's just devasted. He yearns for the day he can buy a soap machine worth 8 times the value of his house and have it spin too.
In my country we call them “Amish”
imagine working in the factory for something like this
Why is this thing getting so much hate, I use it all the time, put in my shampoo and soap, it stirs, and it just tastes so good!
had us in the first half not gonna lie
Hold up
no wait
Tasted better than Juicero I bet!
All i read was Asian Jim :3
my mom did it first it’s called watering down the soap when it’s practically gone
Lol. My mom does that too.
Yup, we were piss poor and with 9 kids mom did that too
em kush s l i m e
Mine too! 😱
We squished the small bars together for a extra bar
Before liquid hand soap came to the house
But I've seen this type of thing in every bathroom every where
Imagine how simple life must be now with this new soap machine...
Honestly convinced that silicon valley is just a colony of aliens that haven't learned how to be human yet.
They need the money to finish their spaceship, of course.
You really think this was developed in a silicon Valley? I mean, even if.. What difference does it make for the importance of the Valley? Some stupid ideas can't erase the fact that the place is the place of birth for many great innovations
Skrt Skrt it seems someone lives in Wyoming or another equivalent in notability?
This crap is from Miami Florida
A lot of the people in Silicon valley will agree with you
"And it probably tastes better than the juice Juicero shipped with"
Ah yes, my favorite midnight drink, concentrated soap water.
yt/woosh
@@entertainedsheep7668 If you're going to use an overused and stupid joke at least do it correctly
😂
My workplace in 2017ish had a Juicero.. and i can tell.. Soap would not have tasted worse then the prepackaged gunk Juicero sold as "Juice"
@@Y0G0FU It tasting bad probably means that it was really healthy
‘be your own chemist’
actual chemists: 👁👄👁
Heck yeah, I'm ready to be making my own crack
@@Eliqueme hell yeah. Gonna make myself some ice. Maybe some heroin.
@@gunsandroses896 "OOOH YEEEAAAHHH" - Mordecai & Rigby
Actual chemists: NileRed's channel
@@dominguezcharles3069 nigel do be slapping out some banger videos nowadays
Can't wait for Cerea-OMG, the device the pours your cereal for you over the course of five minutes after you punch in your Social, Credit Card info, Pin, and Cellphone passwords.
Do not forget that you have to insert your Cereal-Number and to pass two rounds of captcha one with words one with puzzle to prove you are a human and make sure nobody will hack your cereal.
Somewhere, sometime that will be done. And it will be done even more useless
2030 soon
@@mitsvanmitsvanio6106 OOF. So OOF. OP... triple *OOF*
I'm thinking of wifi porridge or soup maker too on the next level, with built-in heating features (edit: think of this one like the regular coffee-maker, but with wifi & it's slushy foodstuff instead of coffee).
The deed to ur house also
This product sucks, It can't even connect to my wifi
@@parkeralan19 how much
Dude I think you mean Bluetooth
hazy it only costs 3 low low payments of $99.99 were practically giving the potato away at that price!
Right? At least give the option for dial up.
@@theenglishmajor1198 wifi isn't Bluetooth
The most disgusting thing about this product is that they're greenwashing it
I'm so tired that I looked at this comment and thought what the fuck there's green people now? Is green washing the new whitewashing? The fuck?
God I need sleep
@@lasvina3610 haha sorta yes, greenwashing is to market a product as if it was environmentally friendly, the world is really so tiring now
@@lasvina3610 greenwashing is when companies advertise it to be “environmentally friendly” when in reality other products are just as environmentally friendly or could even be less so. for an analogy, think of a water bottle company slapping a “0 calories + certified green” sticker on their bottles. useless, right? it’s common knowledge, too. there’s also cheaper, better alternatives, like filtering sink water with a purifying machine which creates less plastic waste than drinking several bottles of water a day.
@@houdaini7 Ooh Thanks for the info ✨
@@lasvina3610 thanks asshole I’m gonna be laughing at this for the rest of my life
What the fuck there’s GREEN people now
I like how they said the products are “better for you and better for the planet” without telling us what they are comparing the products to.
Better than cleaning with Juicero
Prolly comparing it to a gamma ray burst
The actors are not invested enough!!!
Man should be making passionate love with the product as his wife looks on in horror.
True
Infidelity with the machine, that'll later on give birth to..... *BARF*
IllisMoreo 87 a toaster making toast with only this guys face on it.
*[ Pregnant Wife gets cucked by the Cleanest, Anya Washermin stumbles upon Husband and Cleanest engaging in BDSM-play ]*
Honestly, the guy looked like he had a gun pointed to his head during the video.
“How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?”
*AHH HE IS GOING TO KICK MY BUT HELP ME*
"I love the young people"
"yes"
you fucked it up
As a person with hearing impairment I can attest that that guy looks happier then I was after getting hearing aids
I read that as getting aids
wait u hear aids
@@lahar2412 aids can hear?
great now I gotta hear you all talking bullshit
LOL
I make my own scented bar soaps. This feels like a slap in the face.
Hell I just get those big refill bags they sell at Lowes to fill my hand soap containers so I don't have to keep throwing out pumps. I'm insulted they seem to think people need this absurd contraption to pour liquid into a bottle.
@@ToastyMozart if you want to really go ham on the cleaning power, use ashes and water to get lye. Granted it will melt your goddamn skin off if you ain't careful but by God you're gonna be squeaky clean.
"More dish soap than God planned to exist." These lines are amazing
Heh I read this just as Charlie started to say it while I was watching....nice
@@diegoag383 same, hashtag twinning as the kids say
that shit was hilarious
Bill Wurtz will be angry if he sees this
Fucking lol'd
"Helps eliminate your carbon footprint" they do know that to make the machine itself creates a ton of pollution......right?
When you throw it away after a month
It probably makes a lot less than you think, just like airplanes, they make a lot less pollution than people think
@@SadLittleClownGore less than your own hands?
@@SadLittleClownGore literally the only thing that comes close to being as fuel inefficient as planes are spaceships and boats lmao
@@thedemonhater7748 the only ICCs that are more efficent then gas turbines are maritime diesel engines...
The narrator is me trying to extend the word count on my essay
0:46 They both look like the default character's when you choose Male or Female in the character creation screen.
lmao
Cleanyst: "Our mission is to help reduce waste into the environment!"
Also Cleanyst: "Buy all of our unneccessary plastic prepackaged products!"
not to mention the amount of emissions from the vehicles used to deliver it
This is how most "clean\green" stuff is when you look at the whole picture.. People still think electric cars are "green" as if they do not know the extra steps needed to create it... People think electricity comes from the sky or something
Bob Bob I get what you’re saying and I agree, but technically it does come from the sky. Lmao
@@garrettgriffin3877 \ Well true but its the same as saying "money grows on trees" ...
Bob Bob one thing people need to accept is that having zero ecological impact is impossible for modern human society. Everything will take resources and energy to produce, no matter what.
But there’s certainly an extent we can go to minimize that impact (solar instead of fossil fuels, or even asteroid mining in the future instead of quarries on earth), and that’s the part that matters.
I’d argue this product is still better than Juicero. Juicero hit a package with a rock, this thing hits it with a rock AND stirs it.
But it doesnt connect to the wifi
@@adrianjaroszewski8955 yeah, it's supposed to throw a second rock when you watch porn, but since it cant connect it's just a useless Nuclear launch mechanism taking up a few acres of land.
Juicero although useless, it has unbelievablely (over) engineering and premium quality components in it (see in one video), that it would cost over 2000$ to produce one and they sell it at a big loss hoping to exploit that subscription service for profit.
Adrian Jaroszewski and for that reason, I’m out.
But it doesnt steal my data
"Who gets this excited about soap?"
...2020
💀
He isn't excited about soap, he is laughing in disbelief that they pay so much for something that dumb😂😂😂😂
My thoughts exactly 😂
I’m calling it right now: there will be someone who buys this and will accidentally mix products with bleach and ammonia.
Supremacy962 to kill a giant cockroach
The problem will solve itself.
A_hitsUmn lmao
@@theenglishmajor1198 Nice.
i hope so
Generic whistling music is my cue to head on outta here
Kasaihasuki How to make Kickstarter video music :
- buy a ukulele and a xylophone
- sit
- google how to play 2 different chords on the ukulele
- play em on loop
- set the xylophone on the floor at your feet
- be barefoot and hold the mallets between your toes
- hit keys at random with your feet
- get your uncle Fred to come over to the studio and whistle a tune while you’re performing your one-man ukulele/xylophone routine
- record
- profit
@@fattesttitsincairo
Or just get some royalty free happy music and use that
Also Danny and Kakyoin did nothing wrong
Dio Brando
Sounds like you got some experience Dio
It's everywhere! I hate it so much! 😆
It's 2021 and they still haven't shipped yet. Another satisfying kickstarter success story!
I think he's increased my vocabulary more than any English lessons I've ever taken in my whole life.
"more dish soap than god planned to exist"
It's so accurate. I have a soap jug of dawn that requires two hands to use 😂
You know what else requires two hands to use?
A sledgehammer. That takes two hands.
That one got me too LOL
Noah Claydon lmao ok...
Why use a sledgehammer when you could use a demofist?
the couple is watching that soap dispenser as if it was their firstborn child
What do you think they sacrificed to get that soap dispenser.
@@hazydoom69 their sanity probably
"Who gets this excited about soap?!"
*Bill wurtz would like to know your location*
This is the adult equivalent to children’s toys where you just pointlessly mix stuff together. Also the people in the add were playing with and looking at the soap like the children do for barbie adds or gotta go flamingo
The guy in the ad loves the soap more than his wife
Glorified mixer. Yeah this isn’t reducing anyone’s footprint it’s increasing it.
Here’s a tip: be green and don’t buy this machine.
I’d rather wash my hands with 1M bottles of bleach and have no hands, rather than buying this machine.
A plastic spoon is a better product than this
It took Charlie 6 minutes to say what you did in 11 words
Neil Andblowmee and probably increasing whoever would own this's ego.
gotta love the fact that it literally looks exactly like the Juicero when you open it up
You know the best thing about Juicero. You know fine well that at some point, the guy who made Juicero was angry people figured out they could just buy the juice packages and squeeze them without the machine, so I can guarantee he thought long and hard about how he could add DRM to his juice packets before finally shutting down the company.
The thought of him waking up in a cold sweat at night after tossing and turning for hours because he was unable to think of a good method to add juice-DRM makes me feel happy on sad days.
"3rd party fragrance" is one of the best things I've ever heard
@Sassy The Sasquatch **splurt**
Gotta get that 3rd party peripheral *FRAGRANCE*
God has fallen, and Juicero takes his place.
Juicero was always god.
Juicero: I see no gods up here *EXCEPT ME!!!*
In Bereft land, the Juicero flies! Birth: Peep! Peep! We call. You and I look up to see: Resplendent glory, Juicero.We open our mouths to partake of the Juicero’s fruit and Juicero satisfies strong flowing, deep currents, of Desire. But we bite the hand, the meal is insubstantial, we punish the Juicero, but it knows it not.
H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H
True
@FantomOmega Stupid comment, you stupid atheists.
No QR code for the water tap? Insulting.
"Cleanyst saves the planet."
Me: Watches as millions of empty Cleanyst plastic packets are dumped every day into landfills.
Yeah, sounds like it really saves the planet. Plus, the amount of energy used during the manufacture of those packets, the Cleanyst machine itself, and its packaging. I can't believe how blind the Green Movement is in regard to everything like this. A company says its product is going to help "save the planet" and they fall for it hook, line, and sinker.
It worries me that 319 people are funding this project
It worries me more that they donated 47k dollars for this piece of garbage. That around $150 per person.
@@ghettospaghetto1627 yup
Well we just know who wouldn't make it far in a zombie apocalypse lol
319 soccer moms
Why would 319 people invest in this product
Is the biggest question of them all
in juicero's last moments, it cast a curse upon the world in which every bagged liquid would need a machine to be squeezed
@@quax8923 Please no! You fool. What have you brought on this world!
There'll be an epidemic of weak bones amongst the poor in Canada if this madness doesn't stop.
@@guy46996 Then they shouldn't keep their milk in bags. Who in the world keeps their milk in bags?!
It doesn’t even harvest personal data from my phone that it has no need to connect to. For that reason Im out.
3:40 Maybe the soap contains some of that laughing poison the Joker uses to make people start smiling uncontrollably
>Who gets this excited about soap?
hey don't kinkshame
what kind of soap?
What is kinkshaming? What it sounds like?
Kinkshaming *IS* my kink!
Ebi_Tempura ahhhhhhhHHHHHHHH
tawkinhedz ehh shaming ppl about kinks cause rule 34 exists
“Because you made them yourself”
I can also make mustard gas by mixing ammonia and bleach, does that make it good for me?
Alex The thicc boi, making mustard gas makes you a hero
Well you don't make mustard gas with bleach and amonia you make chlorophorm that turn into dichloride under most lights
It's close to mustard gas but it's not exactly ;)
@@grandpretredesalpagas4665 bruh, next thing you will tell us you can't actually make napalm out of gasoline and diet coke.
@@grandpretredesalpagas4665 interesting where did you learn this?
@@lowleypeasentmr.l8836 various places of the internet, CZcams and of course experimenting yourself really help
It is 100 times better than the Juicero
But then 100 times 0 is still 0.
0:47 even the actors are laughing at it
*"More dish soap than God planned to exist."*
Do you think, God stays in heaven, because he too is afraid of the dish soap he created?
Of course.
Trevor Stirn I like turtles 🐢
Well Jesus was born in the Middle East... we all know their soap styles.
HeavyWeaponsPigeon I don’t.
Ellie H its turban shaped soap
It has the whistling song in the background, it must be a great product then
Niiiiice
"Its good for you because you made it yourself"
I can grow and make my own opium too.
Cleanyst sounds like some obscure cult practice to purify the weak.
Juicero: "This isn't even my final form!"
@@breastmilkgaming 10/10 would use this on dead bodies in my basement
Can't wait for the Perfect Juicero arc....
You thought it was Cleanist, but it was me, Juicero, the whole time!
@@samiamrg7 ZA JUICEDO
talkpls I’m useless, useless, useless, useless, useless, useless!
The amount of money pledged for this scares me
There are actually people who think this is not useless
Anna it’s money laundering.
@@luaull8547 not really, money laundering is about cleaning the money BEFORE it enters the back account, I know from personal experience.
I think the core idea of a machine that will squeeze juice out of fresh fruit would be interesting and accessible for someone who's got specific disabilities (there's probably something that already exist but I don't know about it), but the wifi connectivity and premade packages is bullshit.
@@Pooky1991 juicer?
Rich white people who want to be bouji.
3:38 When the soap is sus! 😳
i bought 2 buckets of dish soap from cosco like 4 years ago and i'm finally starting the second one
*_Can’t wait Sipero. The miracle machine that automatically pumps water through a straw into your mouth. Did I forget to mention that it can and must connect with Wi Fi._*
demm...sign me up
Don't forget that you have to buy $4 250ml water pouches and you have to use them within three seconds of buying them else they'll go out of date and your AutoStraw(tm) will no longer work with it.
I'll take 50
DON’T GIVE THEM ANY IDEAS
If you use any other water, your Auto Straw(tm) reacts with the force of an atom bomb
Can confirm, as a former child who still owns his hearing aids, I wasn’t as happy as that man using that soap
That man is so happy that I want to adopt him.
@@yourfrenghost3028 Get hecked, I ruined it.
@Splatoon is the worst game of all time. 69 isn't a meme?? nor is it dead
@Splatoon is the worst game of all time. lmao are you late for my 9 year old brother's sleepover?
@Splatoon is the worst game of all time. that sounds like a youtuber my brother would watch although I don't know that is :)
The creator shot himself in the head with the juicero, survived, got out of the hospital started to work hard, made some money, bought a gun and then shot himself again, this time we were lucky.
Ah that hilarious moment when someone puts soap on your hand.
😂😂🤣🤣🤣
I MEAN SERIOUSLY...A SOAP ON THE HAND!!
If Charlie has to talk about it twice you know it's not good
EFFECT *thrice
I honestly think all these ideas are just money laundering. It makes sense.
"Packaging and ingredients industries" sure sounds like a euphemism for meth.
@@drunkenhobo8020 lmfao
Probably a halfway decent way to launder money. Magic the gathering cards are still the best though.
What bothers me is this product would actually be a good idea and worth the money IF the stuff they shipped you was actually like, a month's worth of product for making different soaps. And also if the soap ingredients were actually legit and not some pseudo fake soap bullshit.
The goal of this idea is to "reduce" plastic waste but if you're having to buy new product every week, and that product contains enough plastic to choke a small animal, then there's really no point to this at all. I can appreciate the sentiment of trying to reduce plastic waste, but every product I've seen that tries to reinvent how we do things to reduce waste ironically generates just as much if not more plastic waste than sticking to the normal way of doing things.
The little recycling mail-in program thing is a good idea, but my problem with that is how often it will have to be done. Most of the people who actually buy into this and end up getting it will very quickly slack on the whole process of sending their discarded soap thingies back to the company, because they're gonna have to do it every week. People are lazy and will not want to keep up with that process. The soap things for this are just gonna pile up in landfills eventually.
@@dumbazznigguh steam marketplace also
"Who gets this excited about soap?" says Charlie who celebrated and excited about a weird toy and staples years later.
My mom has exactly the same thing for her serum, facial wash, and moisturizers. The dispensed products came in hard plastic jars and each jar would last for only a week. I helped her crack open a used jar so that she can refill it with some moisturizers that she actually likes.
This looks like an adult version of the make-your-own soap craft kits for children
This does basically what we did as kids. Mix different soap to create one super soap.
@@Avery_37 never done that
@@sayingnigromakesyoutubecry2647 I did, and I felt like a true chemist
Soap: exists
That guy: 🤩🤩🤩
They said it couldn't be done
Gamer Karen
That woman: 🤣🤣🤣
@@SKyrim190 damn beat me to it
Jaeger is that you
Karen gaming
I’m hearing impaired and when Charlie said the whole hearing impaired kids thing I was like
“Well he’s not wrong”
That was hilarious
Cleanyst closed for business on December 31, 2022.
Who ever made this forgot what a “sink” is
And vinegar.
IslamSaysAllah! A sank, what’s that? I’m so confused! 😂 For real, this is a product for the idiots in the “has this ever happened to you?” segment of an infomercial...
What is a sink? Is it something u lowly people use for cleaning urself
@@atharvc9543 stfu boomer
Boiling kills everything. Wash it with water then boil it and no chemicals or anything else at all is necessary. That's green as fuck son!
This looks like a April fools joke but unfortunately it’s not
Oh ah get one for us herre.
Then what do you think is the actual Juicero, which also needs an app on your phone, WiFi, and doesn't mix nor stir anything?
You might as well squeeze the Juicero packages into a cup with your bare hands for greater efficiency.
thats the most upsetting thing about this all
Lolol there's no human touch that can achieve this particular viscosity....oooookay 😂😂😂😂 i love these videos
As a hearing impaired child who got hearing aids for the first time, I can confirm that he was more exited for the soap
My mom literally mixes tap water and lemon, orange, and teatree oil together in a spray bottle. No mixing machine required, we shake it and it's a great cleaner
Gabe Bradley lemons and oranges have sugars tho? how does this work
@@AlexisTwoLastNames I do not know
@@AlexisTwoLastNames the key word is OIL
Alexis Vasquez-Morgan I think he meant fragrance
What a wise woman.
Cleanyst: Save the planet with our reusable bottles!
Also Cleanyst: Each 5 ml of soap comes in a plastic bottle.
I'm sure the process of producing one of these must be really contaminating as well
Million dollar idea: Glasses that you can’t see out of that take themself off when you want to see.
The brothers look like the offspring of ProJared and Neil Breen.
Ayy s/o my nigga breen
the joo brothas
fuzzyjammies don’t insult ProJared my man, he’s innocent
R/rareinsults
@@jamesfisher4388 The nose knows.
This was made in Florida. The unholy state of America where batshit occurs.
Charlie is from there tho 😂
That's a funny way to spell California.
@Alexander The Great california made it no longer a felony to infect someone with an std. Literally *nothing* about these "florida man" stories can match a state saying "yeah, come get some fresh hot hiv here, it's fiiiine"
Florida is great but also sucks ass in almost every way ive grown to love it. I mean i hate it
Where floridan man at where you need him the most?
i love how it looks like a millionare scientist machine of some type but it just mixes soap in water somthing i could do right now
The add ur own essential oils bit put a haunted question in my head, which is “if you piss in soap is it technically still soap?” I’m feeling like, no, but I’m too tired to be sure.
I read once that you can use piss as a cleaner if you use it as soon as you piss it out and while it is still sterile.
@@jeffw1267 wh. I’m not judging _you_ but where did you end up to read that 😂
"who gets that excited over soap?" Everyone, nowadays
We live in a society 😔☝️
It’s even as exciting as watching impaired child hear for the first time!
Now presenting “the cleanist”
*well that just sounds like juicero with extra steps*
It sounds like a hero from My Hero Academia. Cuz it rhymes with Best Jeanist.
ShadeSlayer1911 no
*you should say something else*
Tight copy boss
booty_ hunter69
*cleanYst
It's great watching this 2 years later
this looks like the kinda placebo my mom would buy, thinking it'll be cheaper than buying regular soap
That man is absolutely LOSING it by just having soap squirted into his hand. Lmaoooo.
*”OMG prepackaged soap! My favorite! Thank you sooooo much OMG”*
Laughing my ass off off off off off off off off off off off off off off
David Bergmann Yup. That ass is gone. Rip.
@@TheFreshPrinceOfSaiyans haha RIP your ass in peace
@@davidbergmann8948 rest in peace your ass in peace
If it doesn't connect to the internet, then im not convinced
Cleanyst shut down less than 2 years after launch in case anybody wondered what happened to them.
3:43 what is with his freaking gremlin Pinocchio of a nose
just noticed it lol
"Juicero is back",
CallMeCarson crying ensues...
Joe.
Negativity who’s joe?
@@joshuamarshall5892 Joe from family guy
joshua marshall Joe mama
@@taliyahalondon who's joe mama?
I don't think that's even soap. That looks like essential oils lol It doesn't even clean shit
@Josh lmfao
@@JohnPlayerDaniel don't self promote here bitch
Lil Star who’s music isn’t better than lil pump’s
flavored water
treelo_the_first
Yours.
Man, every so often this video gets recommended and every DAMN time, I fall for it.
This reminds me when Dave, thinking quickly, constructed a homemade megaphone, using only some string, a squirrel, and a megaphone.