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  • čas přidán 5. 10. 2015
  • Microsoft hit the big time when Bill Gates stole all the good ideas that Steve Jobs stole from actual talented people.
    feat. / oneyng
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  • @vansdan.
    @vansdan. Před 3 lety +6751

    ever notice how you never see ants and microsoft in the same room?

    • @kiki4910
      @kiki4910 Před 3 lety +152

      Except on the credits for antz

    • @kake2978
      @kake2978 Před 3 lety +15

      🤯

    • @theamazingguy150
      @theamazingguy150 Před 3 lety +74

      Also noticed how ants sometimes go inside your Xbox.

    • @andymcclurg9916
      @andymcclurg9916 Před 3 lety +29

      Simple. Microsoft is run by a DVD copy of Antz, just sitting in a chair.

    • @shrekt8386
      @shrekt8386 Před 3 lety +3

      You do. Just look at the execs.

  • @sasaki8765
    @sasaki8765 Před 4 lety +24579

    This video has aged extremely well.

    • @liltree8382
      @liltree8382 Před 4 lety +88

      Sasaki Nah like my song says Fuck PlayStation🔫🔫🔫

    • @demogaming8895
      @demogaming8895 Před 4 lety +180

      @@liltree8382 Yeah fuck playstation.

    • @elpibelol5005
      @elpibelol5005 Před 4 lety +1486

      @@liltree8382 Being an xbox fan is the same as being gay

    • @liltree8382
      @liltree8382 Před 4 lety +28

      TheMasterofGames 💯Facts

    • @liltree8382
      @liltree8382 Před 4 lety +190

      j 😡🤬PlayStation rhymes with Gaystation

  • @jacksonbell3458
    @jacksonbell3458 Před 2 měsíci +287

    This video continues to age like fine wine

    • @Dungeon00X
      @Dungeon00X Před měsícem +7

      It sure does 😂

    • @krazykatz97_1
      @krazykatz97_1 Před měsícem +5

      i love being spied on by my operating system when im talking in the group chat 😁😄

    • @justicejuiced262
      @justicejuiced262 Před 14 dny

      @@krazykatz97_1my group calls it our ps5 guy, and we frequently catch ourselves saying some shit even the ps5 guy would be ashamed of. Not alerted, just ashamed😂😂😂

    • @krazykatz97_1
      @krazykatz97_1 Před 14 dny

      @@justicejuiced262 ☠☠💀😭

  • @demosneokleous4877
    @demosneokleous4877 Před měsícem +69

    This video only gets better with age

    • @kevikiru
      @kevikiru Před 27 dny +2

      I thought so too. This is my first time watching it and it does seem like a Microsoft habit to suck!

  • @Deltarii
    @Deltarii Před 6 lety +40141

    Now Nintendo is charging money to play Online.
    Thank You Microsoft.

    • @Migot1993
      @Migot1993 Před 6 lety +503

      so if Nintendo want money for multip[layer so for me Nintendo is that same company what MS.

    • @suavepilled7647
      @suavepilled7647 Před 5 lety +791

      atleast it isn't fucking 50 months a nanosecond and their servers actually work

    • @geoleavitt10
      @geoleavitt10 Před 5 lety +1191

      It's only $20 a year, includes cloud saves, and a wide, growing selection of NES games with online multiplayer. Beats XBox's $20 a month that was in place last I checked.

    • @HolyPetRel
      @HolyPetRel Před 5 lety +214

      @@geoleavitt10 oh and also snes games, and probably more console titles as well.

    • @germandragon8664
      @germandragon8664 Před 5 lety +244

      My Problem with Nintendo is that how they try to kill all traces of the Wii U with the "Switch".
      First of all: the ports from the wii u to the switch.
      Kid: Dad, why does every game has "deluxe edition" written all over it?
      Dad: Do you want the game now which is the same game of an console nobody wants talk about none reason, just with new content which could have been practical as an 10 Dollars DLC?
      Second: Why the hell are the newest Title so frking boring, still so overhyped?
      Odyssey and BotW were like so empty (dispite being open world level) and not really benefictial at all for the main story,
      Fifa? Underflail(got to admit, the music is cool)? FARTNITE?!!?!?!
      Third: minor things.
      Look at the Wii U, in the menu you are getting greeted by a frking Mii you have created,
      many other miis from other players rush in to fill the empty Menu, then the Options, Icons, Games, ETC
      pops in.(When you have your birthday set, the wii U even gratulates you with a rebate coupon)
      And the Switch?
      I felt like they copy/pasted the nintendo DS menu just enlarged HD texture.

  • @SkilletTom
    @SkilletTom Před 8 lety +6225

    MICRO - SMALL
    ANTS ARE SMALL

    • @gardeningniceperson
      @gardeningniceperson Před 8 lety +69

      +-T S- coincidence? I think not

    • @peacefulltoucan
      @peacefulltoucan Před 8 lety +106

      +-T S- SOFT IS THE OPPOSITE OF *HARD*
      GETTING AN XBOX TO ACTUALLY WORK IS *HARD*
      *IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!!!!*

    • @IrulewithLucas
      @IrulewithLucas Před 8 lety +1

      +LunarKestrel Well, the guy who originally created it was rich.

    • @dbonerr
      @dbonerr Před 8 lety +21

      +-T S- SOFT - SOFT
      ANT BITES ARE SOFT

    • @micnor14
      @micnor14 Před 8 lety +10

      +Dawn Smith Someone should make a competitor company called "Macrohard" or "Megaha..." never mind.

  • @vidgamarr5126
    @vidgamarr5126 Před 2 lety +581

    Gabe Newell: “We want to continue growing the community by releasing free updates”
    Microsoft: wait, that’s *illegal*

    • @Iskolya.
      @Iskolya. Před rokem +3

      thats the reason why tf2 dont have updates

    • @sunnysidedown404
      @sunnysidedown404 Před 7 měsíci

      Don't worry they have people with gambling addictions funding them
      ...maybe it's good people aren't following in VALVe's direction

    • @miamor6460
      @miamor6460 Před 7 měsíci +3

      @@Iskolya. Let it go dude, 17 years of throughout update.

    • @flamingo_with_tophat296
      @flamingo_with_tophat296 Před 6 měsíci

      @@miamor6460they could just put a little anti cheat in there wouldn’t be that hard tbh, I mean they’re still profiting and people are still playing

  • @dauntedcacti3713
    @dauntedcacti3713 Před měsícem +42

    How does one video age better than wine?

  • @Paul-dh3cg
    @Paul-dh3cg Před 3 lety +2310

    I always forget that this was made in 2015 until he says
    “ but it’s 2015 now”

  • @s1ndrome117
    @s1ndrome117 Před 4 lety +13931

    That's why i trust Soulja boy Console

  • @poperat
    @poperat Před 2 lety +407

    these old dunkey videos never fail to get a laugh out of me even after seeing them so many times

  • @Skyace13
    @Skyace13 Před 2 lety +307

    This is for all the people who are excited about Microsoft buying Activision/Blizzard

    • @wspencerwatkins
      @wspencerwatkins Před 2 lety +9

      Thanks, I was trying to remember throughout the whole video what I had heard Microsoft was acquiring recently. Blizzard has been so insanely corruptly corporate already for the past 10 or 15 years maybe it’ll cancel out somehow

    • @brown-eyedcheese5440
      @brown-eyedcheese5440 Před 2 lety +16

      Jaguarp80 No no no, this is capitalism, the problem will only compound

    • @JohnRock.357
      @JohnRock.357 Před 2 lety +3

      Yes, they changed CEO and got better than Sony.

    • @ivanayala3402
      @ivanayala3402 Před 2 lety +9

      @@JohnRock.357 nah we still got better exclusive’s

    • @JohnRock.357
      @JohnRock.357 Před 2 lety +2

      @@ivanayala3402 70 dollars for a story mode vs 500 games with only 10 dollars

  • @ethanlozada4470
    @ethanlozada4470 Před 8 lety +6524

    Never had these problems with the Gameboy

    • @ethanlozada4470
      @ethanlozada4470 Před 8 lety +233

      *GameCube

    • @Raikeran
      @Raikeran Před 8 lety +81

      GameCube is life

    • @geico105
      @geico105 Před 8 lety +62

      +Cat Life
      You can play Malleo Kawrt Dubble Dish onlyne ya nigga

    • @ethanlozada4470
      @ethanlozada4470 Před 8 lety +27

      +Cat Life It's a joke dude

    • @wozz7771
      @wozz7771 Před 8 lety +8

      +Ethan Lozada look at their channel, he/she is obvoously 11 and cant notice sarcasm

  • @jupiter9099
    @jupiter9099 Před 8 lety +890

    You forgot to mention Microsoft was also responsible for the death of Rare.

    • @Pikayumyums
      @Pikayumyums Před 8 lety +113

      +Savage _Tv Rare used to make quality games back in the day, like N64 era. Donkey Kongs, Banjo Kazooie, Conker's Bad Fur Day, Diddy Kong Racing, etc. They were a great studio and second party developer for Nintendo. Then Microsoft bought them off and they've been reduced to essentially a shovelware company that's nothing more than an empty shell of what they used to be. This is most likely because of Microsoft's management over them, which in turn lead to a lot of good talent leaving, which made Rare become even shittier.

    • @PublicEnemy04
      @PublicEnemy04 Před 8 lety

      +Jupiter9099 Microsoft is secretly run by Vidya-Daiz.

    • @alexiz0013
      @alexiz0013 Před 8 lety +9

      +Jupiter9099 yes omg I'll NEVER forgive them for that! I mean, the old Donkey Kong games were life. I still have them and they meant so much to my childhood. How can the developer responsible for such masterpieces be condemned to making what...Kinect games? They must be satan...

    • @chenjacobs7074
      @chenjacobs7074 Před 8 lety +7

      +Jupiter9099 Actually, bad business decisions are mostly to blame for Rare's demise. To be perfectly frank, Conquers Bad Fur Day is quite possibly the most unsuccessful game Rare ever put out. And, that's saying a lot considering Donkey Kong 64 actually lost money for Rare as a result of designing the game the way they did, because of the whole Expansion Pack curfufle.
      So yeah, you cannot blame Microsoft for that at all. Microsoft cleaned up after Rare had basically gone completely out of business. Top it off, Rare's final projects were terrible. They made consistently bad decisions left and right for years.

    • @tendernuggetz6896
      @tendernuggetz6896 Před 8 lety +2

      +Jupiter9099 Rare was already losing their edge before Microsoft picked them up, you can't blame them for that. Starfox Adventures anyone? Plus, they did manage to put out a couple gems on the 360.

  • @reynaldoalvarez8457
    @reynaldoalvarez8457 Před 11 měsíci +31

    Microsoft would sell a dlc to a game you can’t even buy anymore

  • @MurkyTy
    @MurkyTy Před 5 měsíci +40

    This video has aged even better.

    • @LordXaedin_AltAccount
      @LordXaedin_AltAccount Před 5 měsíci +6

      its so sad how true it is. 😔

    • @j0s3ph61
      @j0s3ph61 Před měsícem +3

      Seems like it will continue to age. Doesn't help that these companies seems to be one-upping each other on who can make the worst decisions.

  • @cali7056
    @cali7056 Před 4 lety +3462

    microsoft: yeah, just do what you normally do!
    microsoft after criticism: *D E A T H*

    • @Theultimatechef233
      @Theultimatechef233 Před 4 lety +11

      Microsoft: YOU HAVE TO PAY MONEY FOR MINECOINS FOR MAPS
      ME: I will fucking kill you I would rather use mcpedl

    • @nernguan1817
      @nernguan1817 Před 4 lety +5

      yeah he did the right thing, if it was me, i rather be a homeless than getting 1 million dolar from microsoft

    • @ajemajh
      @ajemajh Před 4 lety

      @@Theultimatechef233 boi we use brains

    • @richardo188
      @richardo188 Před 3 lety

      I am your 1000th like you are welcome

    • @Jose-wy5pg
      @Jose-wy5pg Před 3 lety

      @@Theultimatechef233 Microsoft didn’t even do that it was Mojang and 4J Microsoft doesn’t do shit with Minecraft they just own Mojang which owns Minecraft

  • @MadShenans
    @MadShenans Před 3 lety +10214

    5 years and 14M views later...I wonder if it was worth taking 2 months of donkley’s rent?!

    • @alazyman7283
      @alazyman7283 Před 3 lety +177

      u think michaelsoft cares?

    • @Surl9596
      @Surl9596 Před 3 lety +196

      @@alazyman7283 I mean that’s not much money relatively speaking and this video has been seen by millions so they did this to themselves

    • @alazyman7283
      @alazyman7283 Před 3 lety +21

      @3rd Way does this video make less people to buy xbox?No!U still buy xbox because ur friends have them

    • @alazyman7283
      @alazyman7283 Před 3 lety +31

      @3rd Way this amount of damage means nothing to michalesoft

    • @Camustang
      @Camustang Před 3 lety +26

      @3rd Way You don't have to be crazy to think this video didn't hurt them. In absolute terms, maybe it hurt them. In relative terms, it really didn't.
      But even in absolute terms, people watch Dunkey's videos for a laugh. If you seriously think a significant amount of people watched this video and thought "Oh yeah, that's it, a company did something terrible to Dunkey, I'm going to boycott them on his behalf" then you have some interesting notions about human behaviour. Most people are familiar with the idea that big companies are simply shady. It doesn't mean they do anything about it. They watch, laugh, and move on. Especially if the video isn't a call to action, and it's not.
      Even if you wanted to do anything, what would it be? Unless you're a mac user, you're not going to boycott their OS (admittedly if you're a mac user, you were already boycotting their OS). Unless your friends don't have a Xbox, you're not going to boytcott that, either. So what are you going to boycott, really? Nothing, as I see it.
      Microsoft has stakes in so many things that even if you did want to boycott them, you'd probably be supporting them without realizing it.
      So no, really, you'd have to be crazy to think this hurt them, buddy.

  • @Elden_Lean
    @Elden_Lean Před měsícem +14

    in 2024, this video is aging like exceedingly fine wine

    • @ThorDude
      @ThorDude Před 25 dny

      I'm out of the loop, what did they do now?

    • @FrostyBytes
      @FrostyBytes Před 10 dny

      8 strike moderation system ran by ai. Someone can bait you into an arguement and get you flagged. And its more severe than the punishments issued to people found cheating or using 3rd party software. They dont just com ban you they perma ban you. On yop of that. Xbox no longer has exclusives microsfoft all has their stuff on pc. Which isnt worth playing anyways. Halo infinite was an estimated 500milliom dollar game. And it averages 2000 players a day.. we could sit here all day and it wouldnt scratch the surface of microSOFT. ​@@ThorDude

  • @johnnybaxter1953
    @johnnybaxter1953 Před 2 lety +1365

    It’s amazing how almost every issue you mentioned is still prevalent 6 years later... everything this shit company touch turns to dust

    • @-tweeomoz-1786
      @-tweeomoz-1786 Před 2 lety +49

      Just like EA, the shittier versions of King Midas

    • @jjthejetplane11
      @jjthejetplane11 Před rokem +4

      RIGHT?!?

    • @matthewmellott1856
      @matthewmellott1856 Před rokem +17

      I swear I watch this video once a year for a laugh and you’re not wrong buddy

    • @Cecil_Augus
      @Cecil_Augus Před rokem

      @@matthewmellott1856 Microsoft is the fucking worst company of all of them. It's just ridiculous. Everything sucks. *E v e r y l i t t l e f u c k i n g t h i n g s u c k s*

    • @stepladder3257
      @stepladder3257 Před rokem +4

      That’s why I laugh at the New Vegas fanboys that say they will make Obsidian make NV 2

  • @xTHIRDHORSEMANx
    @xTHIRDHORSEMANx Před 4 lety +2481

    They sent me a completely different 360 when I sent mine in.
    My Xbox had an HDMI port and the one they sent me back didn’t

    • @spikefallyt3350
      @spikefallyt3350 Před 4 lety +80

      Wow...

    • @derineka
      @derineka Před 4 lety +222

      How are you supposed to use the Xbox without an HDMI port? Why are consoles like that even made? Wth? Microsoft really just sent you a brick. Sorry to hear

    • @spikefallyt3350
      @spikefallyt3350 Před 4 lety +197

      @@derineka boi... AV exists..

    • @spikefallyt3350
      @spikefallyt3350 Před 4 lety +56

      @@derineka aka RCA

    • @derineka
      @derineka Před 4 lety +53

      @@spikefallyt3350 Oh yeah! I forgot about AC cords, my bad

  • @abruptfury9920
    @abruptfury9920 Před 4 lety +3074

    But ants are more productive than Microsoft. This is an insult to ants.

    • @melodolic9908
      @melodolic9908 Před 3 lety +5

      😂😂😂😂

    • @ScamOne
      @ScamOne Před 3 lety +12

      ur right, sony managed to make the stellar emoji and smurf films

    • @ScamOne
      @ScamOne Před 3 lety +6

      microsoft just made fable, those guys are pretty gay

    • @boldizsarfekete7576
      @boldizsarfekete7576 Před 3 lety +15

      Ants are fascinating. Despite their size, the more you look at them, the more amazed you'll get by them, because they are such a well functioning society, despite them being a group of bugs that aren't really evolutionarily advanced.
      Microsoft is the opposite of that. The more you look at them, the less you want to see

    • @kazzycovid6236
      @kazzycovid6236 Před 3 lety +7

      @@ScamOne indeed they did they also managed to make into the spider-verse

  • @greengoblin4391
    @greengoblin4391 Před měsícem +28

    This is why animal well is not on Xbox lol

  • @JMAR_GAMES
    @JMAR_GAMES Před 5 měsíci +76

    It’s 2024 and Microsoft has only gotten worse

  • @mandycraft706
    @mandycraft706 Před 8 lety +1068

    Is it dunkeys goal to destroy all the shitty video game companies, first riot, now Microsoft

    • @MrDylan9023
      @MrDylan9023 Před 8 lety +104

      THEN KONAMI

    • @mandycraft706
      @mandycraft706 Před 8 lety +107

      Then EA

    • @markdonkor5409
      @markdonkor5409 Před 8 lety +30

      Exactly how is riot shitty? I mean they aren't perfect but they really put forth to please the fanbase but you can't make them all happy so whatever.

    • @VoidSixx
      @VoidSixx Před 8 lety +38

      +Mark Donkor I take it you didn't watch dunkeys quitting LoL video?

    • @markdonkor5409
      @markdonkor5409 Před 8 lety +4

      +AirCommando12 I did watch it and while I agree that they could have handled it far better than they did, there is no doubt in my mind dunkey is also at fault.

  • @gavinens4779
    @gavinens4779 Před 4 lety +2015

    And now Nintendo has started charging money for online, great.

    • @connortheduke8132
      @connortheduke8132 Před 4 lety +192

      @@0606k when you let people play a bunch of great exclusive games online for free, and then all the sudden make them pay, they get mad.
      That's just how it works

    • @glctcthnkr8059
      @glctcthnkr8059 Před 4 lety +151

      Kqaan it isn’t bad but it’s a million times worse when you consider that the Wii U had free online that worked way better for the most part

    • @gamerguy6990
      @gamerguy6990 Před 4 lety +66

      Kqaan most people don’t want multiple subscription services on top of one that ultimately just gives publishers free money for restricting a feature everyone should have

    • @drabin7759
      @drabin7759 Před 4 lety +147

      @@0606k it is worse from others, because
      1. Nintendo online doesn't get you any good games unlike other subscribtions, all it gets you is bunch of old ROMS you can play at any time on anything for free
      2. Nintendo doesn't have dedicated servers, which means you are paying for using your own internet.
      3. Online gaming is a joke itself. If one person on team has shitty internet, entire match will have lags.

    • @White_Tiger93
      @White_Tiger93 Před 4 lety +26

      yeah fuck you & thank you Microsoft you fucking shit now fucking Nintendo Subscription Online bullshit just to play Monster Hunter with friends cost fucking money!!

  • @miimonkii5852
    @miimonkii5852 Před rokem +28

    7 years later, it still holds up.

    • @parknplay8328
      @parknplay8328 Před rokem +7

      I still get shocked every time I rewatch it and he says "it's 2015 now"

  • @zeitxgeist
    @zeitxgeist Před 3 lety +181

    I remember my first RROD call with support:
    "dont stand it vertically, it's not made for that"
    "it's literally like that in every commercial in use!"
    "yes"
    I shit you not

  • @meatman1889
    @meatman1889 Před 5 lety +1686

    Microsoft really makes you feel like ants

    • @xtzyshuadog
      @xtzyshuadog Před 5 lety +3

      Someone had to start the trends of horror,bayBEE

    • @umu8912
      @umu8912 Před 4 lety

      Microsoft makes you *feel* antman

    • @munin9530
      @munin9530 Před 4 lety +1

      ants are a force to be reckoned with

    • @sci_pain3409
      @sci_pain3409 Před 4 lety +2

      ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS

  • @OddworldCrash
    @OddworldCrash Před 8 lety +5159

    "just do your thing" and then they get mad about your kind of humor?
    Wow, just wow...

    • @okapi_q
      @okapi_q Před 8 lety +513

      I mean, to be completely fair... The deal was, they were going to pay Dunkey to promote their game. Dunkey took the game and explicitly told people not to buy it.
      I'm not a Microsoft fan, but there is a difference between allowing your client to use their own style of humor to promote your product, and letting your client tell people that the product they're being paid to support is garbage.

    • @Witnessretire
      @Witnessretire Před 8 lety +269

      +Crump I think they should have said that he couldn't make fun of the product instead of them assuming that the person promoting it just to say they enjoy the game but hey maybe I'm dumb

    • @StoneAgedQ
      @StoneAgedQ Před 8 lety +278

      Not once in that video did he tell people to not buy it

    • @airzingis1169
      @airzingis1169 Před 8 lety +92

      Yeah, there's no way Dunkey legitimately though that Microsoft would be cool with him bashing their game.

    • @annoying5andy
      @annoying5andy Před 8 lety +84

      "These people must have beaten this BORING ASS GAME". They were triggered and they cut off the deal.

  • @nicolasestrem
    @nicolasestrem Před rokem +22

    This video aged extremely well

  • @infinityheart_tm9270
    @infinityheart_tm9270 Před měsícem +12

    They’ve also been weighing down Mojang with Bedrock Edition and recently killed the company who made Hi-Fi Rush.

  • @Abatteries
    @Abatteries Před 4 lety +5923

    Wrong! You are nitpicking and biased. I win, bye bye!
    -Microsoft

    • @empress_0
      @empress_0 Před 4 lety +27

      What video that have this quote? I forgot

    • @agenericguy1014
      @agenericguy1014 Před 4 lety +30

      Nobody Care “Game critics” or something

    • @Abatteries
      @Abatteries Před 4 lety +37

      Nobody Care game critics part 2

    • @zdzxyd8001
      @zdzxyd8001 Před 4 lety

      Nobody cares to you we love microsoft lol u know microsoft owns x box lol ur noob

    • @geraldolshaker5535
      @geraldolshaker5535 Před 4 lety +4

      Microsoft bot #0103040 likes this comment

  • @mynameachef8614
    @mynameachef8614 Před 8 lety +1398

    i like how pewdiepie has like 40 million subs but his vids get like 2 million viewes per vid but dunkey has 2mil subs and within 1 day his vid has 1.5 million views
    gg dunkey

    • @PearsAreOk
      @PearsAreOk Před 8 lety +191

      +Slender Mam it's because pewdiepie shits them out everyday, nobody can catch up with him.

    • @friesguy5467
      @friesguy5467 Před 8 lety +13

      Matthew Patrick made a theory vid about it. Tl;dw when someone takes a break and you dont watch them for that time, they disappear in your sub box.

    • @theJohnOTD
      @theJohnOTD Před 8 lety +79

      +friesguy5467
      it still means that more of dunk's subs are loyal to his dick.

    • @RoguSpanish
      @RoguSpanish Před 8 lety +66

      +CheekyScrubinator2000 Exactly, especially when all his fans are so busy completing kindergarten.

    • @wyattf.3837
      @wyattf.3837 Před 8 lety

      Click bait title brought me I'm not subscribed:)

  • @gooseking2780
    @gooseking2780 Před 2 lety +494

    Dunky: "Microsoft has the worst live service." Nintendo: Hold my beer.

    • @wompastompa3692
      @wompastompa3692 Před 2 lety +39

      At least Nintendo lets you play your offline single player games if their servers shit the bed. It ain't much, but it's something.

    • @basilplushie2534
      @basilplushie2534 Před rokem +2

      @@ezanawright7971 temporary or permanent?

    • @willwunsche6940
      @willwunsche6940 Před rokem +7

      @@ezanawright7971 Fun fact way back in the day when internet was more expensive the Nintendo DS had voice chat natively in the console on Pokemon Diamond and Pearl when you met up with friends in game and it was free. Nintendo has regressed

    • @luminosity01
      @luminosity01 Před rokem +2

      @@ezanawright7971 That's a different arguments, also xbox offers gamepass which blows nso system out of the water again

    • @wubbers662
      @wubbers662 Před rokem +1

      @@luminosity01 Didn't they just raise Gamepass' price for some reason (or are planning on it)?
      Not saying its bad, but it is starting to reach a point where they've put all they've could put on Gamepass, and we are starting to get filler. If the FTC doesn't block the deal, then it might be fine.

  • @HealyHQ
    @HealyHQ Před měsícem +9

    Even more true today than it was eight years ago.

  • @alfredosojr
    @alfredosojr Před 4 lety +4491

    that part around 2:20 when he said "thank you for inspiring your competitors to sink to your level". That was some deep shit right there. I felt that

    • @eveningrice
      @eveningrice Před 3 lety +19

      What does your comment even mean

    • @sweetmelon3365
      @sweetmelon3365 Před 3 lety +196

      Kind of think Apple does. Remove basic accessories and make customers pay for them all

    • @alfredosojr
      @alfredosojr Před 3 lety +71

      @@eveningrice my comment was expressing the agreeableness of dunkeys statement

    • @zojirushi1
      @zojirushi1 Před 3 lety +43

      Also applies with Nintendo switch online ugh

    • @GraveRobbertt
      @GraveRobbertt Před 3 lety +1

      Lmao faux deep commentary.

  • @doomjuan
    @doomjuan Před 5 lety +9100

    5 years later..... everybody is doing paid online multiplayer, including Nintendo :( this is why Steam is better

    • @JohnBread69
      @JohnBread69 Před 5 lety +777

      heh not PC lol
      hybrid masterrace

    • @doomjuan
      @doomjuan Před 5 lety +38

      John Bread hehe

    • @willblaikie8130
      @willblaikie8130 Před 5 lety +28

      Cuz its fucking Japan.

    • @pesterosa100
      @pesterosa100 Před 5 lety +79

      i came here because I found ants living on my desktop lmao

    • @MrVectorMV
      @MrVectorMV Před 5 lety +156

      @@pesterosa100 members of Microsoft came to fuck you over.

  • @yaricoo
    @yaricoo Před měsícem +7

    at this point this video is more than just a fine wine..

  • @awesomo7777
    @awesomo7777 Před 2 lety +94

    This is one of Dunkey's realest and most cutting videos. He calls out the corporate scam bullshit that Microsoft does on a daily basis. The soft people at Micro(dick)soft continue these practices in broad daylight without shame. Of course Dunko still includes his signature humor to lighten the mood, but his language gives away the fact that he really feels strongly about these subjects, and he doesn't pull any punches. Big respect for big Donk.

  • @trickyy5738
    @trickyy5738 Před 4 lety +16019

    Microsoft: just do your thing
    Dunkey: *does his thing*
    Microsoft: you weren’t supposed to do that

    • @SomeGuy-my7en
      @SomeGuy-my7en Před 4 lety +103

      *supposed, just saying :)

    • @Unfortunatelydead.
      @Unfortunatelydead. Před 4 lety +27

      @@SomeGuy-my7en cool name :)

    • @manalsaad2430
      @manalsaad2430 Před 4 lety +6

      I'm you're 666th like

    • @TheObiareus
      @TheObiareus Před 3 lety +179

      TBF, if a company is paying you money to advertise their game, it’s probably good practice to not shit on it, despite whatever the company told you.
      Dunkey has made plenty of hilarious videos on terrible games in the past without shitting on them, it’s likely it wouldn’t have been too hard for him to do it when MS was literally paying him to do so.
      The rest of the arguments in this video are completely valid, and Microsoft deserves getting shit for lots of reasons, but in this case i think dunkey just made a mistake.

    • @trickyy5738
      @trickyy5738 Před 3 lety +212

      TribuneAquila They should’ve known how he acts in his videos, he’s completely honest in his reviews and he’ll completely shit on a game if he wants to no matter if there is money in it or not, he’s not like IGN where they get a couple thousand dollars and give the game a 9/10

  • @OneTwoMark
    @OneTwoMark Před 4 lety +2599

    Best part about this is that someone at Microsoft will have had to officially watch this as it says Microsoft sucks and its viral, which means they need to know why.

    • @heyimlate5656
      @heyimlate5656 Před 4 lety +222

      They probably will. But will they take any criticism from this? No.

    • @nernguan1817
      @nernguan1817 Před 4 lety +39

      dunkey is a legend, i would go homeless if he asked me to

    • @AcolytesOfHorror
      @AcolytesOfHorror Před 4 lety +32

      this assumes that they're interested in improving themselves

    • @mootwo_
      @mootwo_ Před 4 lety +47

      @@AcolytesOfHorror they want to know why so they can make it worse duh

    • @sntslilhlpr6601
      @sntslilhlpr6601 Před 4 lety +17

      @@heyimlate5656 And why should they? There have been no consequences from their actions.

  • @daesonhow
    @daesonhow Před 2 lety +13

    damn the date on this video is so depressing because nothing has changed

  • @strawhateli23
    @strawhateli23 Před rokem +14

    Still love that Dunky didn’t fake his content with the Microsoft contract videos. Stayed true to himself

  • @DankFrank899
    @DankFrank899 Před 8 lety +4408

    Bill Gates?
    Steve Jobs?
    *Psycho Mantis?*

    • @SamantherPanther
      @SamantherPanther Před 8 lety +244

      You're that ninja...

    • @AKarloR
      @AKarloR Před 8 lety +10

      +SaiyanGoku9001 WHAT?

    • @Eoinster
      @Eoinster Před 8 lety +23

      you're that ninja

    • @realSpook
      @realSpook Před 8 lety +36

      its shadow jesus

    • @personalejcr
      @personalejcr Před 8 lety +40

      Huh? What was that noise? Huh? Who's footprints are these? Huh?...

  • @untilitookanarrow
    @untilitookanarrow Před 8 lety +2607

    Im so happy that you stopped doing leauge videos. These are 1000x better.

    • @dashflasinton1697
      @dashflasinton1697 Před 8 lety +19

      I hate u

    • @themaxthejhon
      @themaxthejhon Před 8 lety +82

      he always had a mix of both. but hes always made videos this good.

    • @vaderfan360
      @vaderfan360 Před 8 lety +75

      +Marty Mcfly Yeah tbh the space left by league of losers has really been filled by amazing content

    • @untilitookanarrow
      @untilitookanarrow Před 8 lety +87

      Leauge was funny and all but to people who arent super into lt it isnt anything special

    • @ivancouisine7134
      @ivancouisine7134 Před 8 lety +2

      I also hate you

  • @ryanc5572
    @ryanc5572 Před 3 lety +80

    5 years later and I still applaud you for being honest in your review about their game. Almost none of these influences now would dare.

  • @yolimap
    @yolimap Před měsícem +9

    the reason why animal well isn’t on xbox:

  • @legend2533
    @legend2533 Před 6 lety +681

    *"IT'S 2015"*
    Me:Time flies bro... Time flies...

  • @scroti2042
    @scroti2042 Před 4 lety +3383

    To add on to exhibit Z: The Final Fuckening (5:24)
    When Castle Crashers was released, Playable characters such as the King, Open Faced Gray Knight, Evil Cultist, and the Necromancer were all unlocked by completing certain levels on the Insane Difficulty (For Example, you got the Necromancer once you finish the industrial castle)
    However, Microsoft decided that for the Xbox 360 version of the game, you had to purchase a Character Pack using the Microsoft Points (remember the 400 for 5$ bullshit?)
    The reason why this was stupid was because that meant all profits were going directly to Microsoft rather than the Behemoth; who had publicly stated that all their DLC revenue made from the Pink Knight and Blacksmith packs would have gone to a charity to stop Breast Cancer.
    So yeah, fuck Microsoft.

    • @rikovladimir8655
      @rikovladimir8655 Před 4 lety +79

      damn

    • @wordcroutons
      @wordcroutons Před 4 lety +122

      Similar fuckery happened with Bastion's extra challenge "Stranger's Dream." They were forced to charge a dollar for DLC that was free for PC users.

    • @floater7082
      @floater7082 Před 4 lety +52

      WTF???? When me and my brothers got our xbox(which was used by another guy) we didn't have to pay for character packs. Damn didn't know that people had to pay because I love that game :/

    • @scroti2042
      @scroti2042 Před 4 lety +20

      Naval
      They did make pink knight free but that was about it, everyone else, including the blacksmith (which was an actual dlc character for all platforms), weren’t though, thankfully the remastered edition doesn’t pull this shit but it’s still unfortunate that the 360 did

    • @Raphsophomes
      @Raphsophomes Před 4 lety +41

      Jesus christ. That's like blatently evil.

  • @bigusfunnies1321
    @bigusfunnies1321 Před rokem +27

    After Microsoft winning the lawsuit, this video aged really well

    • @edoneill6138
      @edoneill6138 Před 11 měsíci +7

      “I get to pay 390 a year and actually get good games now!!!” Like PlayStation hadn’t had that forever and for cheaper

  • @rustygun1
    @rustygun1 Před 8 měsíci +20

    8 years later in 2023 and Microsoft still sucks

  • @PFSVenom
    @PFSVenom Před 8 lety +4453

    Looks like in this video Microsoft is... the main *ant* agonist!
    HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @CunningCondor
    @CunningCondor Před 8 lety +628

    Gaming isn't dying. Game companies are.

    • @karigrandii
      @karigrandii Před 8 lety +34

      And almost all gaming communitys are shit amd full of cancer. And youtube gamers are just making thigs more cancerous

    • @axela.9247
      @axela.9247 Před 8 lety +2

      who said anyone is dying?

    • @CunningCondor
      @CunningCondor Před 8 lety +5

      Which are made by companies.

    • @patrickbrennan4853
      @patrickbrennan4853 Před 8 lety +4

      +Friedrich Giftmacher Indie developers are taking the market tho. Smaller studios w/ bigger profits and better games? Game companies aren't dying, it's more like survival of the fittest.

    • @Tinr2d2
      @Tinr2d2 Před 7 lety +5

      I think companies are just getting really greedy. You get the new call of duty, for 60$, but, you want more maps or guns? That'll be another 60

  • @makeke02
    @makeke02 Před měsícem +7

    Ages better with each year

  • @juliovsilva
    @juliovsilva Před 5 měsíci +9

    this video aged like wine while the video game industry aged like milk

  • @Pvided
    @Pvided Před 8 lety +896

    Keyori's next video "Sony Sucks" confirmed

    • @daimyotitan7820
      @daimyotitan7820 Před 8 lety

      +Patrick true true 100% true

    • @ShayanAli999
      @ShayanAli999 Před 8 lety +5

      +Patrick Star But I like Keyori. I watched his videos and found way better LoL CZcamsrs thanks to him. And then unsubscribed Keyori :D

    • @daimyotitan7820
      @daimyotitan7820 Před 8 lety +1

      Aryze No

    • @boborton9989
      @boborton9989 Před 8 lety

      +Druxy Dz Nice. Subbing to him and unsubbing from donkey.

    • @Shotgunkjell
      @Shotgunkjell Před 8 lety +1

      +Aryze good choice bud

  • @Toxisanidiot
    @Toxisanidiot Před 6 lety +509

    "Games for windows live"
    This is why Steam exists for computers

    • @barodrinksbeer7484
      @barodrinksbeer7484 Před 5 lety +3

      cooley did you forget to switch accounts.

    • @Harv-E
      @Harv-E Před 5 lety +1

      @@harisshakil2040 and they won't even work as they supposed to

    • @mwperk02
      @mwperk02 Před 5 lety

      Steam isn't even that good anymore. It's run by asset flippers now. and Valve declares them good because they make the monies.

    • @shearman360
      @shearman360 Před 5 lety

      Mathew Perkins Don’t buy the asset flip games then?

  • @dwalin619
    @dwalin619 Před měsícem +6

    Dunkey could re release it once a year and it be up to date every time.

  • @Deeznutsgote
    @Deeznutsgote Před rokem +10

    Sony having free online play was thee best time of my childhood

  • @yowo123
    @yowo123 Před 7 lety +1047

    Every 360 I've ever had has died.. "naturally", but my Nintendo 64 still goes hard as fuck.

    • @nara5392
      @nara5392 Před 6 lety +1

      aY

    • @Hungarycloud
      @Hungarycloud Před 6 lety +40

      My ps1 and ps2 are still doing great as well. And my Gameboy Colour :)

    • @lc9245
      @lc9245 Před 6 lety +4

      If it weren't for their 3rd party, no way I would spend so much money on that piece of shit. In hindsight Sony screwed up big time with their expensive big fat black cube.

    • @memelawd_na6171
      @memelawd_na6171 Před 6 lety +13

      N64 beautiful console

    • @tomo4977
      @tomo4977 Před 6 lety

      yowo123 did anyone even find out why it happens?

  • @gandalfthechill
    @gandalfthechill Před 6 lety +2591

    Hey at least Nintendo would never do this to us!
    Aaaaaaand there they go

    • @lolo962
      @lolo962 Před 6 lety +114

      Brandon Peter bro it is only 20 dollars a year which is like 1/3 the price of Sony and Microsoft.

    • @gandalfthechill
      @gandalfthechill Před 6 lety +421

      Yeah but now they’re charging for what used to be free and is likely the same quality. If they use the money to make their online services better like adding chat rooms or something then I’d be ok with it, but I doubt they will.

    • @scaryonline
      @scaryonline Před 6 lety +9

      Link- Hero Of Hyrule what their game is overpriced too

    • @willphillips2522
      @willphillips2522 Před 6 lety +18

      Hey nintendo is a business they gotta make money to make good games

    • @jonahmordhaim2705
      @jonahmordhaim2705 Před 6 lety +176

      Will Phillips so they havent made good games in the past 26 years?

  • @trithientran7146
    @trithientran7146 Před rokem +16

    Who’s here after Redfall

  • @fuckthezuck
    @fuckthezuck Před 4 měsíci +6

    This video is like a fine wine...

  • @Hazo803
    @Hazo803 Před 8 lety +2586

    if anyone wants some of the music
    0:00 Kirby: Triple Deluxe - File Select
    0:23 Twisted Metal (PS3) Theme
    0:33 Blinx - Time Square
    1:32 Animal Crossing - Resetti
    2:28 Chibi Robo - Midday Majesty
    3:47 Face Raiders - Options
    3:53 Tomba 2 - Time Stopped
    4:05 Grow Home - Bud's Theme
    4:39 Donkey Kong 64 - Mad Maze Maul
    5:23 Final Fantasy 6 - Dancing Mad
    5:35 Final Fantasy 6 - Dark World
    6:15 Resistance 2 - Main Menu
    6:46 Blinx - Shop

    • @YobaHere
      @YobaHere Před 8 lety +15

      +Hazo803 thank you

    • @dopaminecloud
      @dopaminecloud Před 8 lety +10

      +Hazo803 the Resistance 2 Main menu theme is in there too around 6:15

    • @Hazo803
      @Hazo803 Před 8 lety +10

      +Dopamine Cloud Thank you!

    • @Bajlum13
      @Bajlum13 Před 8 lety +8

      +Hazo803 0:24 is the Twisted Metal (PS3) theme.

    • @Hazo803
      @Hazo803 Před 8 lety +2

      +Bajlum13 Thank you!

  • @AvoytDesign
    @AvoytDesign Před 5 lety +1305

    "Hah, that's what you get for playing on consoles!"
    * turns to face my Microsoft Windows PC
    "...oh."

    • @tylerleeson1614
      @tylerleeson1614 Před 4 lety +26

      @TheGameSleuth but WINE can be such a pain in the dick sometimes.

    • @twistedmetalyrock200
      @twistedmetalyrock200 Před 4 lety +69

      @TheGameSleuth imagine using linux

    • @lonttugamer2939
      @lonttugamer2939 Před 4 lety +13

      @@twistedmetalyrock200 lol it's pretty simple nowadays. Download Linux mint, install it, realize it has more than twice less prompts than windows during install, open the settings to install drivers and install all the shit you need from the builtin Linux store.
      Its not perfect, but it's very usable nowadays. And it has all the things you need for steam games and basic operation.

    • @nathanlevesque7812
      @nathanlevesque7812 Před 4 lety +66

      @@lonttugamer2939 "more than twice less"
      "more than twice less"
      this is the mind of a Linux user
      "more than twice less"

    • @btcannon2274
      @btcannon2274 Před 4 lety +12

      @@nathanlevesque7812 "this is the mind of a linux user"
      "this is the mind of a linux user"
      because a grammar error simply makes you dumb and untrustworthy
      "this is the mind of a linux user"

  • @johnax4124
    @johnax4124 Před 2 měsíci +13

    Yep

  • @purp8057
    @purp8057 Před 10 měsíci +8

    It’s 2023 now things haven’t changed

  • @Skrumgo
    @Skrumgo Před 7 lety +313

    at the part where dunkey talks about microsoft making valve charge for maps right below one of the articles it says how valve will also have to charge for THE TF2 XBOX 360 DLC

    • @SuperMonocleMan
      @SuperMonocleMan Před 7 lety +11

      the bombnoicam pretty sure there never was any dlc released on 360. maybe valve just decided to never release it

    • @Skrumgo
      @Skrumgo Před 7 lety +47

      Collin B. Thats the point. At the time of typing the ps3 and 360 ports of tf2 have only gotten 1 patch. And it was just a bug fix.
      Tf2 360 is basically tf2 before the medic update (the first update that adds new items/maps)

  • @EuropeChannel
    @EuropeChannel Před 7 lety +1311

    I literally had the XBOX 360 for a week and didn't even have any games yet, and I got the fucking ring of death. I was so fucking pissed.

    • @koyooko5160
      @koyooko5160 Před 7 lety +2

      Europe Channel I had my first xbox360 for 6 years (Since 2010). Wtf is going on.

    • @justinzhu5984
      @justinzhu5984 Před 7 lety +69

      You were part of the 46% of people who didn't get the ring.

    • @EuropeChannel
      @EuropeChannel Před 7 lety +21

      Some guy named Paul lol if it had only been that easy for all of us

    • @MemberBerry-cu9qi
      @MemberBerry-cu9qi Před 7 lety +37

      it had a 54% failure rate. It's no surprise. hands down one of the worst console to be released

    • @Xxh3lix2000xX
      @Xxh3lix2000xX Před 7 lety

      You are aware they switched out those with red rings for free if you still had the receipt?

  • @cjinworldofgaming511
    @cjinworldofgaming511 Před 4 měsíci +4

    As the time passes, the video continues to age very well

  • @hardtmannn8804
    @hardtmannn8804 Před 8 lety +3032

    OOOOOO!!!
    Rip on EA next, Dunkey!

    • @DclGamingPurple
      @DclGamingPurple Před 8 lety +4

      +rmanami so true

    • @AFKAwesome
      @AFKAwesome Před 8 lety +1

      Sony and nintendont are probably next

    • @realdomdom
      @realdomdom Před 8 lety

      +maladr0id Rip her up, dunkey!

    • @Arbie812
      @Arbie812 Před 8 lety +9

      +maladr0id Shooting fish in a barrel.

    • @BERKAYWOOD
      @BERKAYWOOD Před 8 lety +2

      +AFKAwesome nintendo is gonna be hard doe still i hope he pulls it off i just like his commentary.

  • @JCstock
    @JCstock Před 5 lety +8687

    Let's take a deeper dive into this though...
    Micro = Small
    Soft = Fragile
    Ants are small and fragile.
    Xbox goes from Xbox, to 360, to 1. Ants can't count.
    Why an x BOX? To trap humans inside a machine of games, similar to how humans trap ants in ant farms. Look at the design of an xbox. It has the same dimensions as an ant farm.

  • @ReticularTunic7
    @ReticularTunic7 Před měsícem +8

    Aged like liver killing Vodka

  • @lucianoliberati8925
    @lucianoliberati8925 Před 2 lety +30

    Microsoft buying Activision/Blizzard proving Dunkey right

    • @thelemoneater
      @thelemoneater Před 2 lety +3

      Yes but in this specific case actiblizz was already owned by the devil. Microsoft will at least not cut hundred of jobs for some short term profit like the old clowns running the show.
      Hopefully the IPs Activision ransacked will be given some justice, as in Microsoft's eyes it could only strengthen the game pass.

    • @D4nkB0t
      @D4nkB0t Před 2 lety

      @@thelemoneater hopefully we get a NEW call of duty game and peggle 3
      Edit: Ik that ea owns peggle

    • @CloakofAuron
      @CloakofAuron Před 2 lety

      @@thelemoneater All I have to say is this:
      Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

    • @thelemoneater
      @thelemoneater Před 2 lety

      @@CloakofAuron ooof, on a second thought, they did royally screwed up their acquire of Mixer... I'm hoping they do something soon, but atm its looking a bit bleak.

  • @gtw7904
    @gtw7904 Před 4 lety +1327

    Ironic that this is in my recommended right after that Microsoft presentation.

  • @abelsm6270
    @abelsm6270 Před 4 lety +3703

    Microsoft can't be ran by ants
    Ants are too smart to own Microsoft

    • @ScamOne
      @ScamOne Před 3 lety +26

      sony made the greatest movie of all time, the smurfs 2

    • @laughingstar3945
      @laughingstar3945 Před 3 lety +10

      Scam One emoji movie

    • @No_Time_To_Waste
      @No_Time_To_Waste Před 3 lety +13

      Plot twist: xbox fans are the ants and Microsoft is the queen

    • @abelsm6270
      @abelsm6270 Před 3 lety +15

      @@No_Time_To_Waste Xbox fans are simps and Microsoft is the simp queen

    • @Jose-wy5pg
      @Jose-wy5pg Před 3 lety +6

      @@abelsm6270 PS4 players are even whinier
      Example: You

  • @Cobalt8138
    @Cobalt8138 Před 11 měsíci +12

    This video aged like fine wine .

    • @bearpoop720
      @bearpoop720 Před 7 měsíci

      No it didn't, just stop acting like everything this guy says is true, he says a lot of bullshit which people love to believe.

  • @lopez94000
    @lopez94000 Před měsícem +4

    Crazy how this video appeared on my feed today… it’s still aging extremely well

  • @phonyponybologna1070
    @phonyponybologna1070 Před 7 lety +643

    Not to mention, now Nintendo is going to charge for online services.

    • @lefin.9758
      @lefin.9758 Před 6 lety +64

      Phony Pony Bologna If I was a gaming company I would it's free money for doing nothing.

    • @downshineintoupsmash1882
      @downshineintoupsmash1882 Před 6 lety +52

      They all have annual options and Nintendo's online is exceptionally shitty. no paid online service ever had a reason to be paid to begin with.

    • @z39836
      @z39836 Před 6 lety +31

      The only reason why I liked Nintendo's online modes is going to disappear in 2018...

    • @xperiagamer93
      @xperiagamer93 Před 6 lety +25

      Phony Pony Bologna thats why i play pc now i got tired of paying to play with no extra benifit

    • @indigo7898
      @indigo7898 Před 6 lety +26

      dont like it either, but (at least) its less then half of what sony, microsoft are charging, (sony even invreased their price in my country, so fuck them)
      nintendos online struggled in my experience for example in smash, where some rounds were just super laggy and completely unplayable, so i can see them putting the online money into good use, mainly because nintendo had some financial hardships in the last console generation unlike sony and microsoft, who just fuck everyone up with full price titles plus season pass for the same price plus microtransaction to actually play a game competitive.
      and the thing about nintendo is that many games work just beautifully as a single player, let alone zelda, maybe mario odyssey, xenoblade and a lot of the indie eshop titles.
      (older titles, the last story, other mario games, donkey kong etc.) a lot of games, that dont actually need online play.
      Every ps4/xbox game needs a day one patch with up to 40gb, because they give out games unfinished and probably never finish it if it sells well (mass effect) or just bring out the exact same game as last year (cod, fifa, assassins creed, battlefield etc.)

  • @Kaidantonio333
    @Kaidantonio333 Před 4 lety +4627

    Xbox is the first "strand"-type console.

    • @yassinedhouib319
      @yassinedhouib319 Před 4 lety +56

      You're an absolute legend for this comment

    • @starbvuks7171
      @starbvuks7171 Před 4 lety +16

      💀💀💀

    • @ohritz3939
      @ohritz3939 Před 4 lety +28

      This is the single funniest comment I’ve ever seen on CZcams in my entire life.

    • @hbcdhapamzmdfnsdiufnsduifhsopa
      @hbcdhapamzmdfnsdiufnsduifhsopa Před 4 lety +1

      explain strand

    • @timmyp6297
      @timmyp6297 Před 4 lety +18

      @@hbcdhapamzmdfnsdiufnsduifhsopa He is clearly referring to the first "strand-type" game, Death Stranding.

  • @djtoxicdhg
    @djtoxicdhg Před 8 měsíci +8

    8years later and it's only gotten worse outside of xbox game pass

  • @davemclover81
    @davemclover81 Před 2 lety +6

    7 years later and this still holds up. Microsoft sucks

  • @KristyJean
    @KristyJean Před 8 lety +726

    You forgot what they did to Banjo and Kazooie.. That.... I just.... why...?

    • @Loghaine633
      @Loghaine633 Před 8 lety +21

      +Kristy Jean rare in general, but especially banjo kazooie, never played nuts and bolts but jontrons video covered just about everything wrong with it i assume

    • @savvysquid7482
      @savvysquid7482 Před 8 lety +3

      +Kristy Jean Please explain what Microsoft did to Banjo Kazooie.

    • @Loghaine633
      @Loghaine633 Před 8 lety

      microsoft bought rare and they turned an awesome collecting game into a car game, and kept the landscape of a collecting game

    • @Loghaine633
      @Loghaine633 Před 8 lety +4

      ***** guaranteed rare by itself wouldnt have made a car game

    • @potatopielord
      @potatopielord Před 8 lety +2

      +Kristy Jean well all they did was release a shitty game. Atleast it's better than not releasing it at all, because I'm sure some people got enjoyment out of it and it's not like the game is doing anybody any harm

  • @Dragonborn-dc4uj
    @Dragonborn-dc4uj Před 6 lety +1334

    Their worst decision was buying Rare in 2002, and buying Ensemble earlier in 2001. They ended up not ruining Ensemble at first, but then Ensemble had a big idea for a Halo MMO because they were tired with RTS’s, then Microsoft turned it down and made Ensemble work on another RTS. That RTS was a Halo game which later ended up being Ensemble’s final game, that game was Halo Wars in 2009. They ruined Ensemble, but it’s far from what they did with Rare. Everybody from the N64 era left Rare, and after that they made subpar games that were just placeholders so Microsoft could at least have some exclusives to release that year before the big boys could release. I know Sea of Thieves was ok, but if they keep going and Rare is not showing any success, I honestly think Rare’s end is in sight.

    • @Kyle_Hubbard
      @Kyle_Hubbard Před 6 lety +9

      I guess that's why Sea of Thieves is highly anticipated. Why it topped number one on Twitches most viewed for multiple days and come launch will likely be a huge success and will likely top Twitch again when tournaments for CS and League aren't on.

    • @killingstars7397
      @killingstars7397 Před 6 lety +27

      MїĈhÃЭĹ ĴoЯđÃй ugh people are still talking about sea of thieves? Lol that game will be irrelevant come 4/20 ayyyyy God of war baby!!!

    • @Kyle_Hubbard
      @Kyle_Hubbard Před 6 lety +2

      Killing Stars, You have no power here.

    • @killingstars7397
      @killingstars7397 Před 6 lety +14

      MїĈhÃЭĹ ĴoЯđÃй I don't just bc sea of thieves got a little fame on twitch? Lol

    • @Kyle_Hubbard
      @Kyle_Hubbard Před 6 lety +3

      Killing Stars, YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE.

  • @adnanasif9538
    @adnanasif9538 Před měsícem +6

    Surprisingly this is still relevant

  • @DoctorAlright
    @DoctorAlright Před 4 lety +835

    That’s why I use my Chinese gas station console, the Bexbox

    • @shlop3667
      @shlop3667 Před 4 lety +17

      Bexbox Bestbox

    • @shibe9794
      @shibe9794 Před 4 lety +3

      boxbex

    • @nernguan1817
      @nernguan1817 Před 4 lety +2

      it seems you got too emotionally attached to this conversation. Leave, thanks.

    • @jasonchen4807
      @jasonchen4807 Před 4 lety

      Lmaooo

    • @i_cry_havok__
      @i_cry_havok__ Před 3 lety +3

      What is Xbox's favorite thing to do?
      Beatbox
      Normally I suck at jokes and puns and trying to make people laugh but I tried my best with the little joke.

  • @ethanlewis7635
    @ethanlewis7635 Před 6 lety +2828

    *Do you want ants? Because thats how you get ants*

    • @tylerd80495
      @tylerd80495 Před 6 lety +15

      Mike Stoklasa I know it ain't the real Mike but it's funny cause I see Dunkey comment on RLM videos all the time

    • @Ulvis_B
      @Ulvis_B Před 6 lety +4

      ants still better that Microsoft...

    • @Ed-tg2sp
      @Ed-tg2sp Před 6 lety +1

      Ulvis ants are Microsoft

    • @ilmu011
      @ilmu011 Před 6 lety +3

      Mike Stoklasa Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.

    • @RenegadeShepTheSpacer
      @RenegadeShepTheSpacer Před 6 lety +2

      Were those ants ripped off from an episode of Star Trek?

  • @thesmithchristian
    @thesmithchristian Před 11 měsíci +8

    Unfortunately... This video may never age....

  • @frankthatfunks2428
    @frankthatfunks2428 Před 5 měsíci +6

    This aged extraordinary fuckin well

  • @Busty2Dusty
    @Busty2Dusty Před 8 lety +249

    Old school people are terrified to play video games on computers because they think it is complicated. Their stubbornness and inability to move away from a console is the reason why consoles can pull this garbage.

    • @CyberLance26
      @CyberLance26 Před 8 lety +5

      That something is maybe easy to understand for you does not mean it cant be really complicated for other people.

    • @Syndaz
      @Syndaz Před 8 lety +14

      +CyberLance26 No they think it is difficult so they DON'T even try to attempt it not that its complicated, it's quite simple to be honest. Just look at jayz2cents daughter building a pc...

    • @CyberLance26
      @CyberLance26 Před 8 lety +8

      sHir0 Well i dont understand anything about computers except for using the internet and every time i have tried to play a computer game i could not make it work for some reason so i strongly prefer consoles where all you need to do is to put the disc in and the game will work right away and you dont need to worry about specs and other similar stuff.

    • @zackpinkman4240
      @zackpinkman4240 Před 8 lety +4

      +CyberLance26 well of course it won't work without right software and hardware

    • @Helljumper7200
      @Helljumper7200 Před 8 lety +16

      I guess new school people are ignorant of the fact that console people have a life 😃

  • @jamepix
    @jamepix Před 5 lety +681

    *B A M B I*

  • @AussieBleuu
    @AussieBleuu Před 2 lety +14

    Xbox 360 really made you feel like you wish you had a PS3

    • @thelazyworkersandwich4169
      @thelazyworkersandwich4169 Před 4 měsíci

      Honestly. The 360 is the reason I completely avoid xbox,haven't looked back since. Getting a 360 over a ps3 is still one of my biggest regrets to this day.

  • @RGC_animation
    @RGC_animation Před 6 měsíci +5

    Nintendo after watching this video: Take notes guys, take notes.

  • @jimmyelkordy3752
    @jimmyelkordy3752 Před 7 lety +156

    I don't know how anyone can support machinima in this day and age when every CZcamsr who ever worked with them talk shit about them

    • @kryse4806
      @kryse4806 Před 7 lety +29

      unless those "anyone" you refer to as the ones who support them arent people, but are actually, you guessed it...
      Antz

    • @TheSUPERPOTATO2000
      @TheSUPERPOTATO2000 Před 7 lety

      Gamal Elkordy I think NerdCubed is the only one who hasn't talked shit about them.

  • @thomasdysart9464
    @thomasdysart9464 Před 7 lety +448

    The free dlc thing made e furious , yes nowadays we do have free dlc but we have FUCKING MICROTRANSACTIONS to fill in the FUCKING GAP

    • @astrobear345
      @astrobear345 Před 6 lety +11

      *cough* Bungie *cough*

    • @terrathelunatic
      @terrathelunatic Před 6 lety +1

      Greg the Dreg those are purely cosmetic though

    • @R3in_Ch
      @R3in_Ch Před 6 lety +2

      joseph crincoli we payed the game for full price, now why the fuck arent we can get the cosmetics in the game that we already payed and need to pay more? hillarious

    • @terrathelunatic
      @terrathelunatic Před 6 lety

      Venom Art it's only if you want to..

    • @MiguelRodriguez-lp9et
      @MiguelRodriguez-lp9et Před 6 lety

      Joseph Crincoli Yes, but unlocking stuff takes a long time, its like they want you to buy them.

  • @GarySiniseOfficial
    @GarySiniseOfficial Před 3 měsíci +6

    You can't just make friends in videogames anymore. too much financial input and censorship...it's just not the same anymore.

  • @spontaneousbootay
    @spontaneousbootay Před 2 lety +6

    I remember my very first voice interaction on xbox live was some guy calling me a retard and making fun of my shy voice

    • @maka5585
      @maka5585 Před 2 lety +1

      perfect start

    • @nikhilvishnoi100
      @nikhilvishnoi100 Před 2 lety

      im sure you sound great.

    • @EvilPhoenix007
      @EvilPhoenix007 Před 2 lety

      Kinda reminds me of some douchebag calling me a tard for making fun of my voice as well.

  • @DunkeyIsBlack
    @DunkeyIsBlack Před 7 lety +903

    The dislikes are Microsoft employees

    • @anthonydesantis7862
      @anthonydesantis7862 Před 7 lety +1

      The pc has bugs and glitches too but they get fixed really quick

    • @renixmar3373
      @renixmar3373 Před 7 lety +72

      I think even Microsoft employees dislike their workplace

    • @HighSkiez
      @HighSkiez Před 7 lety +9

      ReNixMaR
      I was about to say the same thing ha ha. I've heard plenty of horror stories from Microsoft employees. Like how their superiors are complete assholes and they get assigned tasks that are almost impossible, with the threat of termination if they don't finish.

    • @rotten1462
      @rotten1462 Před 7 lety +43

      do you mean the likes

  • @Ronaldino150
    @Ronaldino150 Před 7 lety +1218

    Oh my God I just struck gold by finding this channel LOL