Gta online in a nutshell. I actually prefer the ps3 and Xbox 360 online nowadays. At least you get to play the damn game without waiting a millenial and have a decent amount of fun if playing with friends.
Yup, me too. It added a lot of flavor to what would otherwise be boring driving sequences. It also allowed for a way to flesh out characters without having drawn out cut scenes. Also "violent criminals being sociable" isn't only extremely common in all forms of crime fiction, but is actually how many gangs and groups of criminals operate irl. You tend to form bonds with those you take risks with, it's just human nature.
@@gannielukks1811 they would've been around 30 in the early 2000s, when the word started to become popular so its not so unlikely for them to know about it and it's connotation
Merlin Merlout eh kind of. When the talking head (forgot his name) is telling a story, he stops in the middle of it if you get out of the boat. You have to just sit there in your boat and wait if you want to hear the whole story.
JCglitchmaster the games time using horse I used a lot to just take in the game and I regularly used cinematic cam so I still travelled but just watching it or on my phone
I disagree on the car dialogue point. That's something I've always really appreciated about the Rockstar games. Driving isn't just dead air-you're getting more engagement as you travel. And real people do talk when they're in the car together, so from the point of realism it adds a lot. You can make the argument that hardened killers wouldn't have such a carefree conversation, but these games always have walked the line between contemplative and absurd. I don't know. Not everyone will like it, but I do. I feel like it adds more humanity to these characters, so we sympathize with their stories more.
And the game focus more on the criminal activities, family and other side missions, its not the game fault that you dont like it. Go and play something else.
I don't think he meant that there shouldn't be driving dialogues. It's just the timing and topics that make it very weird. The characters get inside the car and immediately start a story, then the story ends and they don't talk until you arrive at your destination. I understand how difficult it is, but Rockstar should aim to achieve conversations that are a little more realistic in terms of time spent in silence, time spent telling anecdotes and time spent just chatting about, because that's how real car conversations go. I think they'll manage it in their next titles.
Personally I think it makes it feel like they’re even more psychotic. They can go rob banks and mow down mobs of people without blinking and then get in a car and talk about hipsters and joke around immediately after? Fucking psychos yo. Granted Rockstar games always have a certain level of comedic absurdity so it never really bothered me in the way dunkey is talking about it.
Well, his line about "putting out a quality title every time" couldn't be further from the truth after the Grand Theft Auto Trilogy Definitive Edition came out. But yeah.
@@litcherally255 I feel like one day we'll recognize that Grove Street Games is really just doing what it's doing at Take Two's direction. They probably aren't under Rockstar's control at all. They just feed off of them.
@@Loctorak Huh? If you don't want to buy in game currency then don't buy it. I've put a lot of time in GTAO without ever spending a cent of my own money.
That was that one mission with Lamar! I only remember that because i went in first person and was looking at lamar, not looking at the next 7 miles of road
It was actually him just shitting on league more. Like, "look at all these games where I'm playing and having fun!" Vs league and GTA online where u picked one thing and then sit there for 5-10 minutes
using overwatch to talk about online games where you "get into a match within a minute" has gone from a reasonable piece of evidence for his point to a brilliant work of comedy in itself
I gotta give them props for improving their open worlds in rdr2. Most buildings are enterable and a lot of them have interesting stuff going on. Shame that the traveling between missions got a million times more tedious.
I won't say "most" what you can enter is impressive but it mostly consists of shacks, storefronts, homesteads of course it's easier on developers to make accessible meanwhile actual enterable buildings like the one in ST Denis are utterly wasted.
@@themadtitan7603 I would say that having every single building be open is gratuitous, even in a world with few buildings like rdr2. I used to think that I would love to have every building be open to me in a gta game, but then I really thought about it. What would be the point of this? Just to be immersed a little bit more? That's waaaaaay too much work for little to no pay off. I think Rockstar did well with the buildings that you can explore in their most recent game, but to ask for more would be incredibly short sighted.
@@mkultra2456 ok so you get a bunch of enterable buildings. Now you get to go in a building that is likely completely empty. What then? What's fun about going into a building?
@@dudem8guy It's not the destination; but the journey we spend together! The point of A to B is to get a better understanding of the characters rather than just sitting through another cutscene.
I feel like the dialogue in cars is a thing precisely because Rockstar is aware that there are long stretches of their game where you are just going from Point A to Point B and need something to make it less boring, but honestly, it only makes all the times you're just in the car driving stick out harder in your brain.
It gets worse when your favourite song is playing on the radio but you can't hear it because the characters too busy talking about nothing. In the GTA trilogy, car dialogue wasn't much of an issue because characters didn't talk for an absurd length of time and (for the most part) they only spoke when they had something meaningful to say or it played into the story well. Also, the amount of missions that required characters to be in the same vehicle were drastically lower than IV and V.
@@ghaffarkhan5662 Nah, I'd say otherwise. The real deal is cutting the fat, there's no need to have a mission make you drive actual miles just to get to the start of it, that is literally artificial game play extenders. Just fake "game play" to make it so the game can say it has "40 hours" of story as a selling point. While it can be entertaining at first glance, covering that up with out of character conversation doesn't fool me.
@Just Some Gaming I think that hipster conversation was okay .. not 10/10 maybe, but it was not specifically "bad writing" for sure. It could be worse I guess.
i mean, small issues like these become obvious the older you get, sure everything can seem epic and legendary when your a teenager, but once you experienced countless games and movies, honestly, almost everything just becomes boring.
@@finnishfatboi809 Ehh no. There is a line between good games and shitty games. This is why people still play GTA San Andreas because they cared about making a good game. V is a cheap game with no content at all. They made awesome games but not anymore.
Let’s play darts! We should eat together. Let’s play some video games, man. (SCRAPPED ACTIVITY?) You wanna shoot some pool? We should go...and get DRUNK together! Cousin, you must see a show here, how about it?
Let's not forget the following: - Rockstar will ban you for being in a lobby with a troll - Rockstar will send you a cease and desist if you are a modder - Rockstar increases their prices on Steam before sales so their game prices remain the same - A game that is 5 years old still has a retail price of $60+ dollars - (Edit) A full price game with microtransactions
It's still $60 because people are still actively buying it. It's been on the Steam Top Selling list ever since it first came out. It's not gonna stop being sold at full price until GTA VI comes out.
This video is old, but I need to say this: You *need* those boring missions for pacing. If every mission was an exhilarating thrill ride it would drain the player out too quickly. By having those missions in the game it makes the more exciting missions stand out because they become more impactful and memorable as a result. Besides, it’s not like those missions don’t contribute something to the overall narrative. The whole point of that truck mission was to show how different Franklin is from his childhood friends who all became crackheads and drug addicts, while he’s trying his best to escape that life and make something of himself. The dialogue isn’t there just for the sake of it, it’s there to add depth and flesh out the characters. It’s a really natural way to peek inside the minds of these guys, just like real life. Be honest, how many times have you ever been in a car with someone else and you *didnt* say something to one another for the duration of the trip, even if it was some of the most dumbest shit imaginable? So while I don’t agree with your arguments about the car conversations or the boring missions, you pretty much nailed it with the rest of the video.
I don't think that boring missions necessarily contribute to a better pacing compared to the fun missions. I think that pacing is developed through fun moments that hype the player to keep playing and stale moments that level down the gameplay, and gta has always have plenty of that. The driving sections of the game could be shorter but I agree that they can be essential or simply enjoyable if the quirks of the characters are utilized correctly. But as I say, they need to be shorter or simply more interesting like in god of war. The conversations between Kratos and Atreus reflect how you can balance boring gameplay with an actual content that feels interesting to the player. I'm just saying that gta 6 should try to improve the gta formula to a modern audience that has expirienced an evolution in the open world type games.
@@Magst3r1 you misunderstood my point. I’m not saying make every mission “boring” I’m saying that the missions which are slower than the rest are necessary for the overall pacing and development of the plot and story and help contribute to making those exciting missions more powerful. They help with buildup and suspense. For example: if you took away all the preparation missions for all the heists in GTA V the actual heists themselves would feel less satisfying and grandiose as a result because you didn’t lay the groundwork for getting those heists completed in the first place.
Good news is that in GTA 6 car dialogue is going to be completely optional! In fact, you can unlock a number of entertaining car conversations by purchasing the Rockstar Car Dialogue Loot Box for just $4.99
@@galactichasyoutube775 did you love GTA V (PS3), GTA V (Xbox 360), GTA V Next gen (Xbox One), GTA V Next gen (PS4) and GTA V PC edition. Well...do we have something for you
GalacticHasCZcams I would love to play Gta V pc on the PS5, whats so bad about improving the graphics for next-gen console? How tf do you know that they aren’t gonna do something with the game ?
Văn Bùi because it’s the same game. If they were really gonna do something with it, they’d sell GTA 6. Also, “Improving the graphics” means practically nothing right now because it will look like a mid-gen PS4 game at best. Just look at some of the character models. They know they’ve made a popular game that basically everyone on the planet has heard of (like Skyrim) and now are milking the fuck out of it for two generations.
Jose Palomino Yeah. Just munching those dead sailors he loves so much and babbling about the defeat of Uxh'Zrioth the king of unending flesh-storms... Booooriing!
+Miguel Sarellano Read HP Lovecraft. I don't mean that in a condescending way, if you like reading and you clearly like the tale of Uncle Gungalar, you're gonna enjoy his stories. Now that I think about it, Lovecraft stories with humor... that could be the greatest or the worst idea ever.
Honestly, the complete brazen hated for shark cards seems a little much... I have 10m earned with friends and joining random people's setups. There's a lot to spend that on, but a lot of it is rather pointless crap. There's a sense of accomplishment when you earn it, shark cards are the easy way around but they don't give you any sense of accomplishment. If they just gave you the everything and the kitchen sink, it would be boring. You'd play for like a few hours, get bored, then leave and never come back... Would you rather get a friend to quickly do doomsday act 1 and 3 earning fast money, or would you rather have 50m, buy whatever you want until that gets boring? I feel all you really need is like 10m for all the fun stuff, rest is extra.
Those shark cards are what fund all the updates bro. You dont have to buy them. Only time i buy shark cards is when i hit 0. And cant get vehicles delivered. Thats happened 3 times so far. Lol
To be honest, what updates? Oh, you mean the rich story updates that use the engine to tell new stories, like we get every generation, and we've had so many of this generation? They've done nothing, the shark cards fill their pockets and very little else.
Daniel T. Carpenter Import/export. Heists, Finance and felony. Bikers. Gunrunning, doomsday vehicles, guns, i can keep on going.... If you disagree with GTA. Go play something else. I hear fortnite is all the rage these days.
Yeah I defo agree, something about hearing characters talking to each other is just great, hell, that mission in GTA V where you have to haul some cars across half the map in a big ass truck? I still like that mission cause I just like listening to the dialogue, no matter how many times I’ve heard it
I don't know if many people are aware but on Rockstar's games since GTA 4 when you fail a mission and restart you'll hear an alternative dialogue in every mission, in RDR 1 there's sometimes 3 alternative dialogues.. That's just shows the quality of writing in their games.
Because there is little to no dialogue outside of that. Obviously it is "good" when most of the Story happens there or in similiarly strange fashion (just seconds after getting out of car dialogue for 10second and everyone goes away)
Exactly. Open worlds seem more like backdrops rather than interactive playgrounds. Like come on boys, let me build a sandcastle in this sandbox! Instead it's just and empty box. The box looks nice, but it's still just an empty box.
San andreas had tons of clothing stores, gun stores, mod shops, gyms, food stores, and just random places you could enter. I dont give a shit about copy and paste garage/apartment #30 or arm wrestling Rockstar
I'm so glad they solved all those issues for red dead redemption 2 and how amazingly fun and not tedious the online compo... I'm sorry I was choking in own sarcasm there.
Wouter R he was solely talking about online. I feel like rdr2 is overrated. Gameplay is clunky and makes u feel like a baby, each mission being told what to do and ur gun aims for u. Besides its only one difficulty which i must assume is moderate cuz the auto aim should be accessible for like harder difficulties. The saving grace is the narrative, characters, and performances. My fav missions are the ones that feel the same but are impacted more cuz of the events of the story. 7/10
@@grandpaeren6839 there are ways to increase the difficulty and to make it feel like the game is holding your hand less you just never tried and never looked and good god with the clunk people never rest with the clunkiness maybe if you weren't trying to sprint everywhere you wouldn't have this problem I know I don't
tbh personally, i like the dialogues and conversations the characters have when you’re driving or riding a horse, it helps me feel more connected to the character bc they go in depth with their personality and who they are. but thats just me tho, but still good point burkey
I liked the small talk in GTA five during the missions where you drive long stretches. It adds some depth and backstory to the characters and they can throw some cheeky banter too.
Replayers and achievement hunters. They've already heard the dialogue but they still have to do the fucking boring drive. Really, the last thing you need is for a game to emulate real life.
The writing quality in the cutscenes versus the driving parts in GTA 5 was so different that I became convinced that they were written by completely different teams
Tbh rockstar games is one of the coolest game companies. They did a pretty good job in all of their games imo but you can't have the cake and eat it too. Gta V was a masterpiece, max payne 1-3 are amazing, red dead redemption is stunning. *Agree that gta V online is trash
@@real1mem3sbruh overwatch takes ages to find a match, it's made that way so we can watch D'va getting fvcked in pörnhub, the true overwatch is over there
I think it's the difference between Rockstar making games going "what would the player have the most fun with?" and instead going "we're going to force the player to have fun with this." For example, no, Nintendo doens't make "cool" games like Rockstar, but damn are most of them really FUN to play. They're just so damned enjoyable. Playing through a GTA game at times feels like "I have to get through this" instead of "I WANT to get through this." Another example is that when I play Skyrim or BoTW, when I'm out of the game, I'm THINING about the game: "hmmm...I've got to remember to check out that one thing or go to that one place or make sure to get those items." When I play a GTA game, it's like I forget about the game after I've stopped playing.
David Tedesco I agree with you 100%! Sega is one of those developers too. Where when you start playing it you realize you’re having way more fun than this triple A rockstar game or another set
Have you ever considered that maybe a game like grand theft auto is not for you? It’s a blast for many. Instead of passing on some extremely vague judgement on a game filled with vehicles, theft, shooting, explosions, endless weapon and vehicle customization, the ability to purchase real estate, and more... Maybe check out why other people enjoy it? ...But yes please do tell me how Rockstar makes this game tedious and “forces” you to play through it.
@@getinthecrust4907 Sure, it's his opinion, but it seems that it's a very unpopular one. The game was phenomenal. This guy states he feels like he has to "get through" the game when the game has millions of ways to get through. I get that the missions sometimes may feel linear, but the game itself is not.
Wow I really want to play GTA Online races all of the sudden. *Starts GTA* *Tries to find a lobby* *10 minutes later* *Camera zooms out to the sky* I FINALLY FOUND A JOB! *BOAT RACE*
GOBIC ROY, yes because they are good and not just about spamming the boost on the rocket voltic and going in straight lines only to see the guy who spawned in first on the grid at the start win.
Jokes on you, I was queuing for an Overwatch game and was able to watch this entire video before getting into a match. Jokes on me i was able to rewatch this video again waiting on GTAV
You're right overwatch isn't a good example of getting right into the action for some reason whenever I wanna play overwatch it takes 5-10 minutes for me to get in a game.
The more leaned back old school GTA in general is more my jam; talking in cars to and from mission, slowly dwelling into chaos through peaceful missions escalating the story towards the action, longer cutscenes exploring the characters backstory, that kinda thing. Probably the main reason I’d favor GTA IV over V. Modern games are too fast a pace for my taste.
GTA V may have had thr bigger map, But gta sa had the better map. I actually wanted to explore because its like they realized that states wont have just 1 city in them.
It's interesting that even in SA it seems like they spent a lot more time on Los Santos than any other part, but it still feels bigger to me because the urban areas are spaced out much more evenly. LS, SF and LV are placed in different corners of the map, which means you'll be touring the countryside a lot and likely stumble upon something new. In V practically everything interesting takes place in LS, which only makes up the lowest third of the map. Now I'm just thinking out loud, but if Rockstar had placed LS in the center of the map and have the countryside surround it, I think it would've felt way less empty. Alternatively, making the town on the north edge of the map bigger and putting more missions there would ensure players actually have a reason to drive around much more, and probably end up exploring more too.
@@cupriferouscatalyst3708 I think they should just make the whole West Coast or the USA the way how Crew handled it. But it'd take a lot more time to do.
GTA SA had a bad map too. The boonies and the desert was a bunch of pointless empty space that did nothing but add boring commute time between some missions. Vice City and III had the better maps.
RDR2 fixes the hollow open world aspect by giving the player incentives and rewards for exploring, it directly fixes whats wrong with most R* worlds, after playing rdr2 for 100 hours I can say that I am still compelled to roam and wander around places I have been, and the sheer size just makes 10x better.
@@brandonmorel2658 The player requires neither, the guns are useless because the game is laughably easy, you can beat the game with a pistol, supplies are useless because crafting is pointless beyond making bullets one at a time and even that isn't really required and lore isn't a reward.
@@Puppets688 Special weapons, collectibles and lore then, it's engaging if you ask me, olden GTAs were basically barren and their worlds mostly served as a backdrop for incoming missions.
I thought this too, but you can easily make a million every 3 hours fairly passively. even while you piss around in free mode, there are high paying CEO missions and challenges, double RP / $ helps too when thats a good week.
Its insane. It's like... "make San Andreas > can get character to be fat from burgers or mega jacked > is best gameplay mechanic ever included since the Pause button > never put it in a game again" What gives, R⭐?
@@Loctorak they focused more on making the world detailed I guess, besides I feel if gta v was made from the ground up with 8th gen hardware, it would have definitely had all these features, they made it for 7th gen as a majority of player base still had xbox360 and PS3... Probably why police ai is mostly broken, 512mb ram vs 8 GB ram, lotta difference
@@-Tony-Gunk- oh of course, but there's always that part of me that's a bit upset that I can't get Arthur really buff in some saloon gym type thing and then go talk trash at Micah around camp. Although on second thoughts, Arthur's body type never stopped me doing that, anyhow. 😅
@@Loctorak gta vi boutta be the ultimate gta, I'm pretty sure with 20+ years of experience, r* gonna make the game they wanted all along. I still think gta vi will disappoint some fans in the gta community, they will say gta v better than vi, just like how many are saying iv better than v, or 10 years back when people said sa better than iv
I’m pretty sure it’s cos their focusing on red dead redemption now,it takes years to create an open world game,Witcher 3 took about 5-7 years to finish
Another thing that you forgot to mention is that Rockstar are not fully aware of themselves. They are always comfortable making satires and poking fun of other GTA clones, but when other games or shows, parody their games they start throwing lawsuit tantrums. while the quality of the spoken games may be varied, they still look like complete hypocrites .
Sometimes, it seems like they're incapable of NOT writing satire. The first two Max Payne games had deep, compelling, distinct, morally-ambiguous characters, as befits a noir tribute. Max Payne 3 had nearly-identical shallow jerks that are probably supposed to satirize corporate culture. But since the series had never been about corporate culture (in either of the Remedy games OR 3, for that matter), they're just... there, being unlikable assholes.
I wish they’d bring back drug dealing, that was so fun. I remember when I was 12 years old with my dsi assuming the role of an Asian drug dealer. Shit was great.
I never understood why Rockstar designs pretty great driving ai but for missions characters will make you drive their car to places even though it's not your car
I've used the tools that do this. Now your boi Ruku meets somewhere in the middle, cheating his way to riches without greifing people afterwards. In fact, through those Riches I met a couple of guys that, like me, enjoy flying the in-game Jets. I was the only person that didn't crash. Then again, I was using a Jumpjet to simplify Landings. Then again, all those crashes happened mid-flight so a Jumpjet shouldn't make a difference.
@oldcracker You probably weren’t around when GTA Online first came out but their “cheater lobbies” were insane. Idk if they still have them, but it was actually TOO anti-cheat. You’d get sent to their cheater lobbies just for blowing up a few players cars; eventually they fixed it... but those lobbies were fun af
Gta is not p2w honestly, and everything is accessible to the player without having to drop a dime... You just have to put time into it just like any other MMO. Put your money towards the right things, and you can earn 2m to buy almost anything within a few hours. If rockstar allowed you to do everything or whatever you want with whatever you want, the online would be as dead as gta 4 online was.
Hipster, as a word and culture, has existed since the 1940s. They made jokes about hipsters in 90’s episodes of King of the Hill. They would know what a hipster is.
You should've just done a whole video on GTA Online, since that game has fallen so far from grace. Never have I ever seen a game that's so severely pay 2 win.
how can you make this video without mentioning strauss zelnick and Take 2 interactive as a whole? They are like 50% of the problems rockstar is having.
Umm, they have smart phones, you're point is invalid, and a hipster isn't a meme they live in LA, one of the homes to hipsters and have Radio Mirror park, sooooooo
Bollibompa it would take more than 2 seconds first you have to log out of CZcams then go to google then type it in then wait for it to load thenn look for a reliable source then confirm it with a super fan also known as a creep then you gotta make sure he doesn't find out your name and age theeeeen you gotta confirm this with Dunkey by waiting a month for him to notice you then you notice he didn't reply so you know he doesn't care about his fans then you gotta expose him then after two years of hacking and researching Dunkey you then remember about wanting to know about his age so you go to google and search up how old he is then go to wiki then there you
L.A. Noire did the best job of having dialogue while driving because it actually expands character and story development. And you actually learn more about the characters of my favorite game and characters
overwatch was pretty fun back in the day. but very unbalanced, never got balanced and only received more unbalanced heroes. then they got this role play thing. man gtfo. after activision took over the game really became shit.
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I watched this entire video and I'm still not loaded into GTA Online
Gta online in a nutshell. I actually prefer the ps3 and Xbox 360 online nowadays. At least you get to play the damn game without waiting a millenial and have a decent amount of fun if playing with friends.
I don't get this shit, so many people complain about the loading screens yet mine are always like 1 min.
and minecraft switch version takes 4 hours and 30 minutes to just load the game
@@gasternecross fo real?
LonttuGamer no
I’m still irked that most buildings can’t be entered in their games, makes the cities feel like dioramas.
@DamageIncM actually you could go into buildings in GTA 4. Not all of them but a good few
RDR2 lets you go into the most buildings but I feel like you should be able to enter every single one
Malachi Constant
Now that’s a pretty big word. Explain it to me
You thought it was a building, but it was me, DIO!
I know what you're saying. GTA V feels empty. Most places don't even have people. Open, big spaces at that.
I love the car dialogue, always slow down my driving and stop at the lights just to hear them finish lol
Yup, me too. It added a lot of flavor to what would otherwise be boring driving sequences. It also allowed for a way to flesh out characters without having drawn out cut scenes.
Also "violent criminals being sociable" isn't only extremely common in all forms of crime fiction, but is actually how many gangs and groups of criminals operate irl. You tend to form bonds with those you take risks with, it's just human nature.
yeah a lot of the dialogue actually was interesting to me and not just
“hipsters.”
@@joeking6972 perfectly put Joe King
@@gannielukks1811 they would've been around 30 in the early 2000s, when the word started to become popular so its not so unlikely for them to know about it and it's connotation
Glad I am not the only one does that. Lol
The game that gets open world right is lego city undercover
Criminally underrated masterpiece
Actually yes
what about sleeping dogs?
Theres also that batman game that was one of the first open world lego games thats not Lego Island
@@noahboat580 Lego Batman 2 was the first open world lego game (I think)
Car dialogue works really well in God of War
Merlin Merlout Makes Sense.
Lemme tell you one story boiiiiiiii
Merlin Merlout eh kind of. When the talking head (forgot his name) is telling a story, he stops in the middle of it if you get out of the boat. You have to just sit there in your boat and wait if you want to hear the whole story.
Peanut Arbuckle thing is once you get back in the boat he picks up where he left off except for special occasions
Peanut Arbuckle No, he will continue the story if you get to the boat again or when you not in combat and just looking for treasure
I don't agree on the car dialogue, gives some of the most comedic moments in the rockstar games
I would prefer the funny dialogue be in the game exploration than in the fucking car.
the game expects you to follow the rules of the road
like stopping at red lights etc.
no rockstar puts cringy dialogue in transportation
@@roarkkuhlmann54 Sometimes it's cringy, sometimes it's hilarious
like when Packie explained the back story of the McReary family on the way to a robbery
Three minutes to get into a gta online lobby? That’s optimistic.
actually it's 7--10 minutes
On PC its alot faster than on console. Idk why it takes so long on console
@@JCglitchmaster not by a significant amount tho
@@Velasco-vp1fh felt pretty significant to me
About 15 minutes, broh
I used the cab system a lot in gta iv to get passed driving everywhere. Actually made the game 10x better
a what do you expect? A 130 mph horse like fuck you mean
@@John-qe5sq If your game has slow transport, it shouldn't space important shit miles apart from each other.
JCglitchmaster the games time using horse I used a lot to just take in the game and I regularly used cinematic cam so I still travelled but just watching it or on my phone
@@John-qe5sq that's how I like to play videogames, just looking at my phone while it plays itself 👍🏻
Facts.
actually i do remember that truck mission from GTAV, i remember exactly because it was one of the most tedious turd missions i have ever had to pass
Theoretical so annoying says that it’s an optional mission but you are forced to complete it
Same
Same
and the fucking yoga mission
That one mission made me stop playing GTA V, and it's like the third mission
I disagree on the car dialogue point. That's something I've always really appreciated about the Rockstar games. Driving isn't just dead air-you're getting more engagement as you travel. And real people do talk when they're in the car together, so from the point of realism it adds a lot. You can make the argument that hardened killers wouldn't have such a carefree conversation, but these games always have walked the line between contemplative and absurd.
I don't know. Not everyone will like it, but I do. I feel like it adds more humanity to these characters, so we sympathize with their stories more.
well yeah i see what you mean but when 85% of the entire game's story content is just driving and talking it gets less interesting and more boring
Mebble 85% are you on drugs? Its about 30% and its excuse for that is the title, Grand Theft AUTO. Is this saying something to you?
And the game focus more on the criminal activities, family and other side missions, its not the game fault that you dont like it. Go and play something else.
I don't think he meant that there shouldn't be driving dialogues. It's just the timing and topics that make it very weird. The characters get inside the car and immediately start a story, then the story ends and they don't talk until you arrive at your destination. I understand how difficult it is, but Rockstar should aim to achieve conversations that are a little more realistic in terms of time spent in silence, time spent telling anecdotes and time spent just chatting about, because that's how real car conversations go. I think they'll manage it in their next titles.
Personally I think it makes it feel like they’re even more psychotic. They can go rob banks and mow down mobs of people without blinking and then get in a car and talk about hipsters and joke around immediately after? Fucking psychos yo. Granted Rockstar games always have a certain level of comedic absurdity so it never really bothered me in the way dunkey is talking about it.
Arthur: yeah, I had a son. I don't really talk about hi-
Rains Fall: shut the fuck up, I need to stop and pick some basil or whatever.
Best part Is the aftermath of him going "anyways, what was I saying?"
Lmao, i loved that mission but wtf was the point of him just stopping for ginseng? Why not just make it the super engaging dialogue
@@brandaccountname9833 I fully agree
Burned him with a molotov when he did that to me lmao
@@Somersalsa 😂
This has aged better than ever before
how?
except the car dialogue it's spot on
@@10yearsinthejoint363 the servers are still shit
Well, his line about "putting out a quality title every time" couldn't be further from the truth after the Grand Theft Auto Trilogy Definitive Edition came out.
But yeah.
@@litcherally255 I feel like one day we'll recognize that Grove Street Games is really just doing what it's doing at Take Two's direction. They probably aren't under Rockstar's control at all. They just feed off of them.
My favorite exaple of car dialog is at the very beginning of Skyrim
Not for me, it was a bit slow for my taste.
"Hey, you're awake."
@@ps2bndled I see your playing this on the Apple Watch. Don't forget to buy Skyrim for Refrigerator!
Live another life mod?
Don't you mean cart dialouge?
"there is a vast abundance of blank empty areas with nothing going on" -- just like LA in real life!
actually no irl you can see someone shitting on the side of someones parked car
Fun gameplay > realism
>Walks past the Casino
If only he had the foresight to see the Diamond Casino update on the horizon.
coronavirus in a nutshell
@@notatroll9667 and that's why San Andreas was a much more fun game than gta V by a very long shot.
Imagine how much better utilized GTAV would be if all the DLC was single player content.
And free or "one time purchase" instead of a series of microtransactions with increasingly poor value.
@@dhruvavikas1632 its not gonna
@@Loctorak Huh? If you don't want to buy in game currency then don't buy it. I've put a lot of time in GTAO without ever spending a cent of my own money.
It would especially help the game after the main campaign... give me a reason to use my money
@@cangrejopendejo4909
Cool story, say hi to Griefer Jesus for me or whatever.
Remember that mission that is just 17 minutes of car dialogue in the slowest semi truck known to mankind?
You mean the worst mission in the entire game? Yeah I sadly remember that.
@@Nitro_553 Oh and that mission pays nothing like the Merryweather Heist
That was that one mission with Lamar! I only remember that because i went in first person and was looking at lamar, not looking at the next 7 miles of road
Yeah, I hated that.
Crazy stuff, I love that mission, makes the game more alive
Does anyone else want to hear the rest of the story about Dunkey and Goongalar?
Yabatron And Factness INC. To be honest yeah
If that's his uncle then what the hell does his father look like
Justin Edwards It’s The Kraken
I laughed so hard when he said uncle goongalar. His imagination is hilarious
it’s spelled “gûngåłr
I've just noticed that at 4:38 there are all these clips of fast gameplay and then there's League of Legends with a static loadout screen
It was actually him just shitting on league more. Like, "look at all these games where I'm playing and having fun!" Vs league and GTA online where u picked one thing and then sit there for 5-10 minutes
He’s a master at his craft : If the more times you see, the more details you discover, the better your creation is. His videos are actual works of art
Then hearthstone is a bunch of cards
That's a huge flaw for me about league.
@Jacob Rendall So? That's what the game is, you're not waiting for anything to happen like League and GTA. It's not comparable.
using overwatch to talk about online games where you "get into a match within a minute" has gone from a reasonable piece of evidence for his point to a brilliant work of comedy in itself
I gotta give them props for improving their open worlds in rdr2. Most buildings are enterable and a lot of them have interesting stuff going on. Shame that the traveling between missions got a million times more tedious.
I won't say "most" what you can enter is impressive but it mostly consists of shacks, storefronts, homesteads of course it's easier on developers to make accessible meanwhile actual enterable buildings like the one in ST Denis are utterly wasted.
@@themadtitan7603 I would say that having every single building be open is gratuitous, even in a world with few buildings like rdr2. I used to think that I would love to have every building be open to me in a gta game, but then I really thought about it. What would be the point of this? Just to be immersed a little bit more? That's waaaaaay too much work for little to no pay off. I think Rockstar did well with the buildings that you can explore in their most recent game, but to ask for more would be incredibly short sighted.
Unfortunately horse sucks. But that's why I'm that much more excite for GTA 6. Car driving is fun regardless of how long it is
@@poko60 easy boah...
@@mkultra2456 ok so you get a bunch of enterable buildings. Now you get to go in a building that is likely completely empty. What then? What's fun about going into a building?
Hey, staying in GTA Online for more than 8 minutes without being disconnected by a "connection error" is impressive.
Pergmen or disconnected, because the game things you are AFK
Pergmen dude I thought that was just me.
Ive managed to stay in a session for 6 hours 😂 never got disconnected
That’s only you because your poor
or the forever loading screen
Let’s start a petition to get dunkey to play bully
Yes dunkey do it 'Dunkview'
Why hasn't someone already said this
Best rockstar game, the open world was fun to explore, the mini games are good, the side missions are good... Mastapiissss
We need Bully 2
@@GoreDios More like why Dunkey didn't notice that the game even existed
The “car dialogue” in RDR2, or “horse dialogue” I guess, is amazing. I got the most out of the characters in those moments just riding from A to B.
@@dudem8guy
It's not the destination; but the journey we spend together! The point of A to B is to get a better understanding of the characters rather than just sitting through another cutscene.
You can tell they tried a lot harder with the writing in RDR2, the characters are fantastic.
I feel like the dialogue in cars is a thing precisely because Rockstar is aware that there are long stretches of their game where you are just going from Point A to Point B and need something to make it less boring, but honestly, it only makes all the times you're just in the car driving stick out harder in your brain.
It gets worse when your favourite song is playing on the radio but you can't hear it because the characters too busy talking about nothing. In the GTA trilogy, car dialogue wasn't much of an issue because characters didn't talk for an absurd length of time and (for the most part) they only spoke when they had something meaningful to say or it played into the story well. Also, the amount of missions that required characters to be in the same vehicle were drastically lower than IV and V.
The conversations taking place in the car is the only thing entertaining during the car drive
Harry De Cat I agree. It would be boring & mentally debilitating if it weren't there.
So don't put a mission at 6 km away from you
He is def in the miniscule minority, disliking the conversations during car rides
@@ghaffarkhan5662 Nah, I'd say otherwise. The real deal is cutting the fat, there's no need to have a mission make you drive actual miles just to get to the start of it, that is literally artificial game play extenders. Just fake "game play" to make it so the game can say it has "40 hours" of story as a selling point. While it can be entertaining at first glance, covering that up with out of character conversation doesn't fool me.
@Just Some Gaming I think that hipster conversation was okay .. not 10/10 maybe, but it was not specifically "bad writing" for sure. It could be worse I guess.
Grand Theft Auto? More like Time Theft Lobby
Grand Theft Loadscreen
Veritas Calivmeir more like bore ragnarok
more with ragnarok but like cargnarok... rag...car knok... knack
Ha got e
Ha
gotem
“Definitive” edition: allow us to introduce ourselves
watching this in early 2018: "How dare he make fun of such a legendary company!"
watching this in late 2021: "He's letting them off easy..."
i mean, small issues like these become obvious the older you get, sure everything can seem epic and legendary when your a teenager, but once you experienced countless games and movies, honestly, almost everything just becomes boring.
@@mastermax7777 True
What are you talking about? They still make awesome games
@@finnishfatboi809 Ehh no. There is a line between good games and shitty games. This is why people still play GTA San Andreas because they cared about making a good game. V is a cheap game with no content at all. They made awesome games but not anymore.
@@LakituKoopa they literally made rdr2 and is working on gta 6. Have you’ve been living under a rock?
*Niko! Let's go bowling*
Earth Is A Donut Sorry cousin I don't have time.
No u
CASINNNN!
Let’s play darts!
We should eat together.
Let’s play some video games, man. (SCRAPPED ACTIVITY?)
You wanna shoot some pool?
We should go...and get DRUNK together!
Cousin, you must see a show here, how about it?
Let's not forget the following:
- Rockstar will ban you for being in a lobby with a troll
- Rockstar will send you a cease and desist if you are a modder
- Rockstar increases their prices on Steam before sales so their game prices remain the same
- A game that is 5 years old still has a retail price of $60+ dollars
- (Edit) A full price game with microtransactions
Wait, do they actually increase their prices? Jesus, how did I not know that
It's already been 5 years? It feels like it's been released like 2 years ago.
Well the PS3 and XB360 versions were released in 2013, the PC release was full two years later
The PS3 and 360 versions are $30 new while the PS4 and Xbox one versions are still $40.
It's still $60 because people are still actively buying it. It's been on the Steam Top Selling list ever since it first came out. It's not gonna stop being sold at full price until GTA VI comes out.
This video is old, but I need to say this:
You *need* those boring missions for pacing. If every mission was an exhilarating thrill ride it would drain the player out too quickly. By having those missions in the game it makes the more exciting missions stand out because they become more impactful and memorable as a result.
Besides, it’s not like those missions don’t contribute something to the overall narrative. The whole point of that truck mission was to show how different Franklin is from his childhood friends who all became crackheads and drug addicts, while he’s trying his best to escape that life and make something of himself. The dialogue isn’t there just for the sake of it, it’s there to add depth and flesh out the characters. It’s a really natural way to peek inside the minds of these guys, just like real life.
Be honest, how many times have you ever been in a car with someone else and you *didnt* say something to one another for the duration of the trip, even if it was some of the most dumbest shit imaginable?
So while I don’t agree with your arguments about the car conversations or the boring missions, you pretty much nailed it with the rest of the video.
I don't think that boring missions necessarily contribute to a better pacing compared to the fun missions. I think that pacing is developed through fun moments that hype the player to keep playing and stale moments that level down the gameplay, and gta has always have plenty of that. The driving sections of the game could be shorter but I agree that they can be essential or simply enjoyable if the quirks of the characters are utilized correctly. But as I say, they need to be shorter or simply more interesting like in god of war. The conversations between Kratos and Atreus reflect how you can balance boring gameplay with an actual content that feels interesting to the player. I'm just saying that gta 6 should try to improve the gta formula to a modern audience that has expirienced an evolution in the open world type games.
So basically your argument is that the game needs to be boring so that 10% of it can be fun...
@@Magst3r1 Thats what I'm saying. It doesn't make sense that way.
@@Magst3r1 you misunderstood my point. I’m not saying make every mission “boring” I’m saying that the missions which are slower than the rest are necessary for the overall pacing and development of the plot and story and help contribute to making those exciting missions more powerful. They help with buildup and suspense.
For example: if you took away all the preparation missions for all the heists in GTA V the actual heists themselves would feel less satisfying and grandiose as a result because you didn’t lay the groundwork for getting those heists completed in the first place.
Good news is that in GTA 6 car dialogue is going to be completely optional! In fact, you can unlock a number of entertaining car conversations by purchasing the Rockstar Car Dialogue Loot Box for just $4.99
Zackamoca just for 5 shark cards*.
What does that mean? We don't know, buy shark cards.
Zackamoca wtf is a "GTA 6"? GTA 5 is the last
Of course you'll need the car bundle first, only 3,99!
Oh honey... it's a joke sweetheart
Ando Hanaka i know a better use of that money :D
I watched this while waiting for a gta race to start... IM STILL WAITING
did everyone end up leaving matchmaking?
RIP mang
Yeah, I am in the same lobby and we're still waiting for the race to start.
I think it's time to stop playing
Why not just join an existing lobby?
Would love to see him address rockstar again after the most recent events with the ps5
What happened
Spencer Burson they’re selling gta 5 on the PS5. It’s literally a PS3 game that they keep on reselling like Bethesda and Skyrim
@@galactichasyoutube775 did you love GTA V (PS3), GTA V (Xbox 360), GTA V Next gen (Xbox One), GTA V Next gen (PS4) and GTA V PC edition. Well...do we have something for you
GalacticHasCZcams
I would love to play Gta V pc on the PS5, whats so bad about improving the graphics for next-gen console? How tf do you know that they aren’t gonna do something with the game ?
Văn Bùi because it’s the same game. If they were really gonna do something with it, they’d sell GTA 6.
Also, “Improving the graphics” means practically nothing right now because it will look like a mid-gen PS4 game at best. Just look at some of the character models.
They know they’ve made a popular game that basically everyone on the planet has heard of (like Skyrim) and now are milking the fuck out of it for two generations.
for anyone wondering what the Funky music was at 3:50 its called No Happy Endings
by
Tangerine Dream. its also in GTA 5
thanks a lot man
love you man
So can we get the end of the Uncle Gungalar story? Or is that the new Sea of Thieves DLC?
Uncle Gungalar = THICC
I guess is your usual kinky old creepy uncle.
Jose Palomino Yeah. Just munching those dead sailors he loves so much and babbling about the defeat of Uxh'Zrioth the king of unending flesh-storms... Booooriing!
I need more of that story.
+Miguel Sarellano Read HP Lovecraft. I don't mean that in a condescending way, if you like reading and you clearly like the tale of Uncle Gungalar, you're gonna enjoy his stories.
Now that I think about it, Lovecraft stories with humor... that could be the greatest or the worst idea ever.
Rockstar needs to work on their Spaghetti and Meatballs
I heard eminem's mom cooks a mean spaghetti
all spaghetti, no meatballs
boo
never forgetti mommas spaghetti
Hey Look! It's that idiot on Twitter!
My favorite thing about this video is the suggestion that either Michael or Amanda have a lovecraftian monster for a brother.
0:12 this aged poorly lmao
With also blizzard
Nintendo as well, besides that they’re all pretty accurate, besides platinum games coming close.
Why? What game was bad? And reminder: gta trilogy was not from Rockstar.
@@BiggerR10no gta de pulled up from my ass. stop defending rockstar.
@@salt7456nintendo???
This franchise makes you feel like Batman.
Could not look or feel more batman
Really just feeeeeels like I’m Batman
GameTitan74 What did you think Thanos?
Big purple looking ass dude: Batman makes you feel like Batman.
Sure it does. Just bought a literal f****** Batman car they decided to put in the game because reasons LOL.
dude batman isn't even in this video anywhere. you idiot lmaoo
When I pick on Rockstar, it is because of the obnoxious online mode that has become an advertisement for shark cards.
Honestly, the complete brazen hated for shark cards seems a little much... I have 10m earned with friends and joining random people's setups. There's a lot to spend that on, but a lot of it is rather pointless crap. There's a sense of accomplishment when you earn it, shark cards are the easy way around but they don't give you any sense of accomplishment. If they just gave you the everything and the kitchen sink, it would be boring. You'd play for like a few hours, get bored, then leave and never come back... Would you rather get a friend to quickly do doomsday act 1 and 3 earning fast money, or would you rather have 50m, buy whatever you want until that gets boring? I feel all you really need is like 10m for all the fun stuff, rest is extra.
Those shark cards are what fund all the updates bro. You dont have to buy them.
Only time i buy shark cards is when i hit 0. And cant get vehicles delivered. Thats happened 3 times so far. Lol
i just bought 1 billion for 5€ from a texan hacker on xbox
went on to play on pc
never got punished already 700million spent xD
To be honest, what updates? Oh, you mean the rich story updates that use the engine to tell new stories, like we get every generation, and we've had so many of this generation? They've done nothing, the shark cards fill their pockets and very little else.
Daniel T. Carpenter Import/export. Heists, Finance and felony. Bikers. Gunrunning, doomsday vehicles, guns, i can keep on going....
If you disagree with GTA. Go play something else. I hear fortnite is all the rage these days.
Car dialogue and horse dialogue are one of the best bits of rockstar games
Yeah I defo agree, something about hearing characters talking to each other is just great, hell, that mission in GTA V where you have to haul some cars across half the map in a big ass truck? I still like that mission cause I just like listening to the dialogue, no matter how many times I’ve heard it
I don't know if many people are aware but on Rockstar's games since GTA 4 when you fail a mission and restart you'll hear an alternative dialogue in every mission, in RDR 1 there's sometimes 3 alternative dialogues..
That's just shows the quality of writing in their games.
Because there is little to no dialogue outside of that. Obviously it is "good" when most of the Story happens there or in similiarly strange fashion (just seconds after getting out of car dialogue for 10second and everyone goes away)
"Picking on them"
Yeah, that's how we felt at the time. Like it was picking on them. Unfairly.
That was then
Exactly. Open worlds seem more like backdrops rather than interactive playgrounds. Like come on boys, let me build a sandcastle in this sandbox! Instead it's just and empty box. The box looks nice, but it's still just an empty box.
you are so original and I am so sarcastic
and we're not cats
San andreas had tons of clothing stores, gun stores, mod shops, gyms, food stores, and just random places you could enter. I dont give a shit about copy and paste garage/apartment #30 or arm wrestling Rockstar
That's not true.
There's some sand in the corner.
GTA games are open world, but they are still very linear.
I'm so glad they solved all those issues for red dead redemption 2 and how amazingly fun and not tedious the online compo...
I'm sorry I was choking in own sarcasm there.
@@wr8196 lmao u went hard on him, chill
Wouter R he was solely talking about online. I feel like rdr2 is overrated. Gameplay is clunky and makes u feel like a baby, each mission being told what to do and ur gun aims for u. Besides its only one difficulty which i must assume is moderate cuz the auto aim should be accessible for like harder difficulties. The saving grace is the narrative, characters, and performances. My fav missions are the ones that feel the same but are impacted more cuz of the events of the story. 7/10
naruto midoryia you know you can disable auto aim right?
@@grandpaeren6839 there are ways to increase the difficulty and to make it feel like the game is holding your hand less you just never tried and never looked and good god with the clunk people never rest with the clunkiness maybe if you weren't trying to sprint everywhere you wouldn't have this problem I know I don't
Liam Kerr i like games that make me feel more independent. The level design is like parenting
tbh personally, i like the dialogues and conversations the characters have when you’re driving or riding a horse, it helps me feel more connected to the character bc they go in depth with their personality and who they are. but thats just me tho, but still good point burkey
4:01 “ay you there?”
*no*
I liked the small talk in GTA five during the missions where you drive long stretches. It adds some depth and backstory to the characters and they can throw some cheeky banter too.
but the long stretches shouldn't be there in the first place
yeah this videos points made no fucking sense
Yes I like them a lot too, idk what dunkey's problem is with it.everything else tho is really accurate.
Replayers and achievement hunters. They've already heard the dialogue but they still have to do the fucking boring drive. Really, the last thing you need is for a game to emulate real life.
And the long stretches were a lot less boring with all the banter going on.
They should do it like my real life, where there's awkward silence in the car accompanied by uncontrollable flatulence.
Thank you for sharing with the class
Bro bullied them so hard they haven’t released a game since
The writing quality in the cutscenes versus the driving parts in GTA 5 was so different that I became convinced that they were written by completely different teams
they should make it like the Knack 2 multiplayer, 1 millisecond after you look at the online option you've already beat all your friends at fortnite
I love you cute furry baby
Mohammad M batty boy
boo
ɪᴍᴀɢɪɴᴀʀʏꜰᴀɴʙoʏ KNACK 2 BAYBEE... ITZ A MASTAPEECCE
ɪᴍᴀɢɪɴᴀʀʏꜰᴀɴʙoʏ You mean couch-coop.
I was expecting some mention of shark cards
he doesn't need to mention shark cards.
Dug shark cards were only featured in GTA V, and doesn’t affect the quality, per say.
goes without saying
Are people angry about shark cards
Raoul Brown most people
Tbh rockstar games is one of the coolest game companies. They did a pretty good job in all of their games imo but you can't have the cake and eat it too. Gta V was a masterpiece, max payne 1-3 are amazing, red dead redemption is stunning.
*Agree that gta V online is trash
GTA 5 is not a masterpiece
GTA 5 is definitely not a masterpiece but it's still good
You mean Max Payne 1-2, 3 was dogshit...
@@kumbandit No they were all amazing
@@kumbandit nah, 3 was amazing as well, the story might not be compelling as 1 or 2 but it was great anyway
That statement about Overwatch getting people into online matches quickly has not aged well at all.
Uh the queue times are low for every mode that isn't comp i guess. If you're not a Top 500 player, why even bother with comp?
@@real1mem3sbruh overwatch takes ages to find a match, it's made that way so we can watch D'va getting fvcked in pörnhub, the true overwatch is over there
Not sure I agree with the car dialog point. I find it interesting how characters interact during a casual drive.
He's saying it's poorly written and cheesy
"casual" like I'm going 200kmh and driving over citizens and two dudes in a car still talk like it's nothing, ignoring outside whatsoever
To be fair when you run people over or crash they do address it with a quick line of dialogue
Robert Ward Not always though, it’s utilised to advance characters bonds and convey the characters chemistry to the player.
Gta 4 in car dialogue got really deep at times.
Your game loads up in 3 minutes??? I usually cook an oven pizza while I’m waiting
Astrosive sameeeee
I usually rewatch the entire Dragon Ball Series, then come back and wait for a few more hours..
At a funeral?
Don't forget when it encounters a single error, and loads up the entirety of Singleplayer again before asking if you want to rejoin!
Dj Blades don't bring up bad memories please (cries in a corner).
I think it's the difference between Rockstar making games going "what would the player have the most fun with?" and instead going "we're going to force the player to have fun with this." For example, no, Nintendo doens't make "cool" games like Rockstar, but damn are most of them really FUN to play. They're just so damned enjoyable. Playing through a GTA game at times feels like "I have to get through this" instead of "I WANT to get through this." Another example is that when I play Skyrim or BoTW, when I'm out of the game, I'm THINING about the game: "hmmm...I've got to remember to check out that one thing or go to that one place or make sure to get those items." When I play a GTA game, it's like I forget about the game after I've stopped playing.
David Tedesco I agree with you 100%! Sega is one of those developers too. Where when you start playing it you realize you’re having way more fun than this triple A rockstar game or another set
Have you ever considered that maybe a game like grand theft auto is not for you? It’s a blast for many. Instead of passing on some extremely vague judgement on a game filled with vehicles, theft, shooting, explosions, endless weapon and vehicle customization, the ability to purchase real estate, and more... Maybe check out why other people enjoy it?
...But yes please do tell me how Rockstar makes this game tedious and “forces” you to play through it.
FAH.M Have you ever considered that this is just someone’s opinion, and you don’t have to write a thesis about why they are wrong?
@@getinthecrust4907 Sure, it's his opinion, but it seems that it's a very unpopular one. The game was phenomenal. This guy states he feels like he has to "get through" the game when the game has millions of ways to get through. I get that the missions sometimes may feel linear, but the game itself is not.
I’m here after the GTA trilogy fiasco
Wow I really want to play GTA Online races all of the sudden.
*Starts GTA*
*Tries to find a lobby*
*10 minutes later*
*Camera zooms out to the sky*
I FINALLY FOUND A JOB!
*BOAT RACE*
GOBIC ROY, yes because they are good and not just about spamming the boost on the rocket voltic and going in straight lines only to see the guy who spawned in first on the grid at the start win.
Have you tried just running around killing people?
Lo Shomen you just copied someones comment. Well played.
Lo Shomen stop copying and pasting.
Lo Shomen Why are you just copy pasting this comment.
Rockstar minimaps have been burned into my mind forever :O
XDD
Maybe you should throw out that plasma screen and get a new one
Lol i love your channel
man cant wait to be like you
700th like
Anyone here after GTA VI trailer?
Watching this in 2021, 1 min to OW match is a pipe dream lol
Seeing Blizzard on the list of “AAA studios that puts a quality title everytime” really aged well
Jokes on you, I was queuing for an Overwatch game and was able to watch this entire video before getting into a match.
Jokes on me i was able to rewatch this video again waiting on GTAV
You're right overwatch isn't a good example of getting right into the action for some reason whenever I wanna play overwatch it takes 5-10 minutes for me to get in a game.
Ben Aaron for me it only takes 2 min tho
Yuri lucky! Sometimes it takes a little bit for me, but 75% of the time i'm waiting forever.
for someone who's name is lol, that comment wasnt very funny
I play early in the morning like 12am so that could explain it. It doesn't stop me from playing overwatch bc if I really wanna play it, I will anyway.
i always liked the car dialogue actually. its usually really funny
The more leaned back old school GTA in general is more my jam; talking in cars to and from mission, slowly dwelling into chaos through peaceful missions escalating the story towards the action, longer cutscenes exploring the characters backstory, that kinda thing.
Probably the main reason I’d favor GTA IV over V. Modern games are too fast a pace for my taste.
Why you hating dawg
live and let live
Yeah this is Dunkey pulling at strings, The car dialogue is awesome in most GTA games.
In rdr and rdr2 I love the traveling dialogue, always something interesting that gives a bit of insight into the characters
*first complaint is about tedium*
*me seeing this was released before rdr2*: Oh my spaghetti and meatBOLLS
GTA VI: Dunkey’s Revenge
StickMaster500 wad up stickmaster!!!
StickMaster500 GTA VII: the rant-saccre
How are you everywhere...
bro how?!?! Like every tf2 youtuber, i scroll down and see you. Now dunkeys vids?! shit i think you are everywhere
2 hours of the game is you driving around listening about sea monsters...
GTA V may have had thr bigger map, But gta sa had the better map. I actually wanted to explore because its like they realized that states wont have just 1 city in them.
It's interesting that even in SA it seems like they spent a lot more time on Los Santos than any other part, but it still feels bigger to me because the urban areas are spaced out much more evenly. LS, SF and LV are placed in different corners of the map, which means you'll be touring the countryside a lot and likely stumble upon something new. In V practically everything interesting takes place in LS, which only makes up the lowest third of the map. Now I'm just thinking out loud, but if Rockstar had placed LS in the center of the map and have the countryside surround it, I think it would've felt way less empty. Alternatively, making the town on the north edge of the map bigger and putting more missions there would ensure players actually have a reason to drive around much more, and probably end up exploring more too.
@@cupriferouscatalyst3708 yeah ,the SA map was much better i loved it
@@cupriferouscatalyst3708 I think they should just make the whole West Coast or the USA the way how Crew handled it. But it'd take a lot more time to do.
GTA SA had a bad map too. The boonies and the desert was a bunch of pointless empty space that did nothing but add boring commute time between some missions.
Vice City and III had the better maps.
@@mjc0961 Legit their opinion man, no need to shit on what they like just cause you think your opinion is factual and overrides theirs.
RDR2 fixes the hollow open world aspect by giving the player incentives and rewards for exploring, it directly fixes whats wrong with most R* worlds, after playing rdr2 for 100 hours I can say that I am still compelled to roam and wander around places I have been, and the sheer size just makes 10x better.
RDR2 doesn't reward exploration.
@@Puppets688 It reward the player with guns, supplies, lore.
@@brandonmorel2658 The player requires neither, the guns are useless because the game is laughably easy, you can beat the game with a pistol, supplies are useless because crafting is pointless beyond making bullets one at a time and even that isn't really required and lore isn't a reward.
@@Puppets688 Special weapons, collectibles and lore then, it's engaging if you ask me, olden GTAs were basically barren and their worlds mostly served as a backdrop for incoming missions.
@@Puppets688 yes it does bro
It doesn't feel that wrong anymore
Rockstar could take to the next level by making *GTA: Knackopolis Kazooie*
& Knucles
Veridian
*GTA: FORCES*
*CREATE YOUR VERY OWN CHARACTER!*
Still aint gonna beat Knack 3
Welp, you just gave me cancer. Thanks a lot gee...
knack jokes
*He didn't mention shark cards*
Every game has it's own in game purchases , no need to criticize it unless it is some sort of loot box like star wars has.
Except when the only practical way to buy anything fun or cool is to farm missions for 12 days or buy a shark card. (Or hack, the preferrable option)
I thought this too, but you can easily make a million every 3 hours fairly passively. even while you piss around in free mode, there are high paying CEO missions and challenges, double RP / $ helps too when thats a good week.
Get a lootbox that gives you an instant win!
Snow Hound Well of fucking course every game has in-game purchases because we're not criticizing them.
The thing that would make the open world better is if you could go inside cluckin bell and burger shot
Its insane. It's like... "make San Andreas > can get character to be fat from burgers or mega jacked > is best gameplay mechanic ever included since the Pause button > never put it in a game again"
What gives, R⭐?
@@Loctorak they focused more on making the world detailed I guess, besides I feel if gta v was made from the ground up with 8th gen hardware, it would have definitely had all these features, they made it for 7th gen as a majority of player base still had xbox360 and PS3... Probably why police ai is mostly broken, 512mb ram vs 8 GB ram, lotta difference
@@-Tony-Gunk- oh of course, but there's always that part of me that's a bit upset that I can't get Arthur really buff in some saloon gym type thing and then go talk trash at Micah around camp.
Although on second thoughts, Arthur's body type never stopped me doing that, anyhow. 😅
@@Loctorak gta vi boutta be the ultimate gta, I'm pretty sure with 20+ years of experience, r* gonna make the game they wanted all along. I still think gta vi will disappoint some fans in the gta community, they will say gta v better than vi, just like how many are saying iv better than v, or 10 years back when people said sa better than iv
@@-Tony-Gunk- looking at RDR 2, I'm sure GTA 6 is gonna be a blast
lol the editing from 3 mins til the end was pure gold - love gunkey
Rockstar (and Take Two as well) should be picked on because they helped push the microtransaction wave that has seeped its way into almost every game
They just said "helped push" so I don't think they mean they started it. You're saying they don't deserve any of the blame at all?
that's really more on valves on tbh
You know what helped micro-transactions more?
You're never gonna believe this...
It was the people who paid for them.
I think mobile gaming was a big part of it
john papple so just because a lot of people fell for a shitty business practice the company doing it shouldn’t be blamed?
You forgot to mention that they haven't made any games since 2013 when they discovered microtransactions.
red ded 2 babyyyyyy
Zuri - Solo Sniper which is going to have microtransactions out the ass lol
I’m pretty sure it’s cos their focusing on red dead redemption now,it takes years to create an open world game,Witcher 3 took about 5-7 years to finish
kakiku peoples don’t know about open world games but then complain that the game is broken because it was made a year😂💀
Coz they focused all their teams on RDR 2 since 2011
Having Overwatch as a comparison to online match loading times aged so poorly omg
Lol, that tow truck mission is one of my memorable ones. Pay attention to the conversation you have with her.
Another thing that you forgot to mention is that Rockstar are not fully aware of themselves. They are always comfortable making satires and poking fun of other GTA clones, but when other games or shows, parody their games they start throwing lawsuit tantrums.
while the quality of the spoken games may be varied, they still look like complete hypocrites .
Phoenix rockstar doesn’t do anything taketwo their publisher does
Sometimes, it seems like they're incapable of NOT writing satire.
The first two Max Payne games had deep, compelling, distinct, morally-ambiguous characters, as befits a noir tribute. Max Payne 3 had nearly-identical shallow jerks that are probably supposed to satirize corporate culture. But since the series had never been about corporate culture (in either of the Remedy games OR 3, for that matter), they're just... there, being unlikable assholes.
Rockstar management are just a bunch of rich party boys anyway. Jim Sterling has an actually good video about this and it'll be interesting to watch.
@@skrillah6259 Rockstar is the publisher. Take-Two is a holding company.
Restia Ashdoll rockstar is the developer. Taketwo is the publisher and owner, just like EA to Dice
Chinatown on the DS is a modern mastapiece
Oh really? Should I consider getting it for my 2ds xl?
Veridian ur right i played dat shit was fun asf
I’ve heard great things about it
It's honestly one of the best games on the DS, and it's definitely worth the play if you're a fan of GTA.
I wish they’d bring back drug dealing, that was so fun. I remember when I was 12 years old with my dsi assuming the role of an Asian drug dealer. Shit was great.
I never understood why Rockstar designs pretty great driving ai but for missions characters will make you drive their car to places even though it's not your car
You want the game to play itself?
more relevant than ever
I agree with you in everything, except for dialogue in cars. They gave the atmosphere.
he's not saying get rid of them, hes saying make them better
You're right if there wasn't any, some missions in gta would feel just about unplayable
i agree with that opinion
I also disagree with the hollow open worlds part
The hipster conversation was bad, but overall I liked it
dont forget rockstar's abismal anti cheat in GTA Online and the amount of griefers is insane
and everything is p2w
I've used the tools that do this. Now your boi Ruku meets somewhere in the middle, cheating his way to riches without greifing people afterwards. In fact, through those Riches I met a couple of guys that, like me, enjoy flying the in-game Jets. I was the only person that didn't crash. Then again, I was using a Jumpjet to simplify Landings. Then again, all those crashes happened mid-flight so a Jumpjet shouldn't make a difference.
Ruku the Dragon cool.
@@seraslain962 cool story bro
@oldcracker
You probably weren’t around when GTA Online first came out but their “cheater lobbies” were insane. Idk if they still have them, but it was actually TOO anti-cheat. You’d get sent to their cheater lobbies just for blowing up a few players cars; eventually they fixed it... but those lobbies were fun af
Gta is not p2w honestly, and everything is accessible to the player without having to drop a dime... You just have to put time into it just like any other MMO. Put your money towards the right things, and you can earn 2m to buy almost anything within a few hours.
If rockstar allowed you to do everything or whatever you want with whatever you want, the online would be as dead as gta 4 online was.
Agree with almost everything except the car dialogue part, they are pretty interesting IMO.
Hipster, as a word and culture, has existed since the 1940s. They made jokes about hipsters in 90’s episodes of King of the Hill. They would know what a hipster is.
You should've just done a whole video on GTA Online, since that game has fallen so far from grace. Never have I ever seen a game that's so severely pay 2 win.
o no stop bieng a baby stop wineing becuase games hard to win its easy
lol im playing shark card free and im running out of things to buy.
It's less pay 2 win and more pay 2 not play, since there is no end goal. People are actually paying to play the game LESS.
Mobile games
A Dragon Milkshake COD Black ops 3
WaNNa HaVe FrEe ShArk CarDs?
DanielFromMcDonalds Yee
no
Don't wanna wait forever still. Fuck waiting for things to happen. And when they happen, you gotta wait for it to ACTUALLY HAPPEN.
Mimiyo Chan yes plz
YeAh BOi!
"What if you just delete those" I almost cried laughing
This video did not aged well with the release of the definitive edition of Grand Theft Auto 3, Vice City and San Andreas
how can you make this video without mentioning strauss zelnick and Take 2 interactive as a whole? They are like 50% of the problems rockstar is having.
Strauss Zelnick has a very punchable face.
Is he that plasma dude from Hellboy 2?
I mean, corporation is a huge problem for video games as a whole.
shashemption but without it, there are no budgets to make a game so....
tharrock337 thank you!
Dunkey I know when you’re 20 people in their 40’s are ancient Methuselahs to you, but we know what a hipster is.
Umm, they have smart phones, you're point is invalid, and a hipster isn't a meme they live in LA, one of the homes to hipsters and have Radio Mirror park, sooooooo
Halfway 40 now but I even was a hipster in my twenties... so yep, I am hip to it, ya dig!?
Yeah I’m Jason’s age and end in I know this. Don’t paint them so negatively Jasón, you’re going to be 40 one day too
Bollibompa it would take more than 2 seconds first you have to log out of CZcams then go to google then type it in then wait for it to load thenn look for a reliable source then confirm it with a super fan also known as a creep then you gotta make sure he doesn't find out your name and age theeeeen you gotta confirm this with Dunkey by waiting a month for him to notice you then you notice he didn't reply so you know he doesn't care about his fans then you gotta expose him then after two years of hacking and researching Dunkey you then remember about wanting to know about his age so you go to google and search up how old he is then go to wiki then there you
Billy Humphrey not only that hipsters have been around since the 60s.
L.A. Noire did the best job of having dialogue while driving because it actually expands character and story development. And you actually learn more about the characters of my favorite game and characters
Lol
'Put out a quality title everytime'.
More like *Put out the same title everytime*
what even is this comment
@@NineArc you clearly never kept up with the current affairs of the internet 6 months ago
@@devaorios5793 mama
Funny how this aged, Overwatch having a 8+ min wait time to play damage made me quit the game
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overwatch was pretty fun back in the day. but very unbalanced, never got balanced and only received more unbalanced heroes. then they got this role play thing. man gtfo. after activision took over the game really became shit.
Death Rager Game was always shit it just took people time to realize
@@bevvvy1374 Anime, my boy, you'll never stop being a contration.
Deltan You mean contrarian?
Youre not a real dunkey fan if you dont know about dunkeys uncle gungalar.
The puerto rican one?
Waltimus Prime
How do you not know? Ergh fake fan.
“Overwatch is quick to get you into a game.”
I wish THAT was still true
I remember when I could get in a match under one min in overwatch
Imagine being a dps main