Zombieland (2009) KILL COUNT
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Dead Meat It's okay as long as we get to see it eventually. Don't worry, we can wait.
Dead Meat 🥩 YESSSS
It all good dude
Dead Meat thx big guy
You're good mate.
“Any regrets?”
“Garfield maybe”
I fucking love Bill Murray.
lmao
LOL 😆
same
Garmen: Of course, cause he did that movie because he didn't realize who was making it. He mistook the name of the director for someone else, (I forget who).
@@aurthurpendragon1015pc
"Who's Bill Murray?"
"I've never hit a kid before"
What a true Survivor.
I don't know whos bill to
@@narienegijsbertha8806 I've never hit a kid before.
What and whos bill and a never hit a kid befor
And ewwwwww
@@rociorodriguez3686 what
Amen
Everyone else: trying to survive
Woody Harrelson: T W I N K I E
The zombie “crushed by a piano like a damn looney tune” had me dying. The added sarcasm was just perfect.
When James said he was counting all the zombie deaths I just went “oh no” remembering the theme park from the end
I wonder how many breaks they had to take to not go insane
Dj Khaled:alot
He can't do World War Z then...
true though
Kurt Berliner he could just not count zombies unless he wants to break the record and take like 1 month of trying to get the kill amount right
Fun fact: Woody Harrelson is actually a Vegan and Raw-Foodist in diet. So he refused to eat Actual twinkies on set, When the time came they made homemade organic twinkies just for it.
That's actually a pretty fun fact
Fun fact woody had a shit character in zombieland 2 double tap
Fun fact: Malaysia twinkies is called twiggies
How did you find that out
Okay that's interesting
There's only one bad thing about this movie, Amber Heard
But hey, at least she is only in it for a few minutes.
And not shockingly, her only role is manipulating someone
Facts
@@turxe3110 really hit home, like how she hit johnny depp
@@Bloodynymph888 I like how he hit her
Seeing Columbus smack Amber Heard now hits different. And I like it.
Yeah
Yeah that felt good
Yeah, it’s a good thing they fell asleep on the couch and not on….
….the bed…
@@MagmaX0227 grumpy dumpy
“My dog stepped on a zombee”
The invisible gun kill was bill Murray from the afterlife
*p e w*
Ghostbusters: Afterlife.
Ohhh no wonder they were watching ghostbusters
LOL
Hol up Wut
Movie: **gives Tallahassee a Zombie Kill of the Week**
James: Wait, that's illegal.
Skull TV year
No. Week. He says it in 10:31.
@@arctic_gaming7043 Century.
Skull TV no, the movie says he was close to getting it but the old lady won instead
Nah the century
3:39 that guy was on the tv reality show “Survivor” and actually got 2nd place, or the runner up. So James was very literal with his words.
He should've won
Zombieland was one the first movies to expose me to western cinema. I absolutely adored it and it was what got me into a lot more horror movies that were lighter in terror and more into satire.
The movie should have been called *”Woody Harrelson searches for a twinkie in a zombie apocalypse”*
Twinkyland aka zombieland
I don't blame him
Twinkies are damn good
or twinkie apocalypse
Never had twinkies
It’s at 666 likes, I wanna like but naw
Clown Zombie: *exists*
Columbus: Why do I hear boss music?
Brown Bear underrated comment
Oh hecc yeah memes
I wanna like it....but its at 420...I cant ruin that
Clown Zombie from infinite Warfare
@@utswriter now you can like it to help us get the 888
I’m convinced that in every movie Woody Harrelson is in, he just plays himself. I’m just imagining the casting directors saying “ok we need a guy who acts like Woody Harrelson does” and the other guy turns to him and says “I know who acts like Woody Harrelson! Woody Harrelson!”
Also, Colombus should never have let Amber Heard into his apartment. She just tries to kill him! Just like how she abused Johnny Depp!
OOF good one
THAT was amber heard??? I thought she was a much uglier person!
“My dog stepped on a zombee
Karma got her twice she died in the movie then she lost the case between her and Johnny and now she is broke and probably won't be getting any roles in movies for how she has acted.
@@aaronnantz2289 I hope
It always feels so much better when you've actually seen the movie beforehand, because then it's just a nice refresher during the kill count.
CZcams: Doesn't let James upload his kill count
James:" I am inevitable"
CZcams:"And i am The Algorithm"
Joshua Schmidtke hey I’m streaming if your bored come join 😁
Also James: I am Never Doing Endgame :)
@@VOLTZ123 why u need to advertise
@@eatyourcereal1204 it's all about that hustle.
LR: "Wait, who's Bill Murray?"
T: "Now I've never hit a kid before" 😂😂😂
JockyRhonson ..... yes, that’s a quote in the movie....
T: but I'm bout to slap the shit out of you.
Bill fucking Murray
One of the best lines!
We live in a world where somebody can get recognized by repeating a quote from a video.
Honestly, a ride based on zombie land would be awesome.
The same mouse trap coaster but indoors and the type that you shoot zombies and whoever gets the highest points, wins
My favorite death was the girl who didn't wear her seatbelt the way she slides and gets yeeted is so cool
"Since I never heard of swimming zombies"
Well I can tell that James has never watched Land of the Dead
Probably my favorite Romero film.
Also never watched World War Z
And never played minecraft
or Lucio Fulci's Zombie 2
Or Shockwaves
James "I never herd of some swimming zombies."
Looks like someone didn't play any of the pvz games
peashooter4802 you a fan?
@@squiddleswooooshesjokes1678 I don't think he's a fan
@@y.the. I am, I spent 73 hours on steam playing it
@@jeso0135 w o o s h
Or Minecraft
My dad loves zombie movies and I don’t, so he asked me to watch this movie with me. I was really skeptical that I was going to like it, but we watched the whole movie and I LOVED it. Def in my top 10 movies
6:11
Oh, that's what Scamber Turd looks like without Amica cream on
I love how in "King pin" Woody Harrelson hates Bill Murray but in this movie he's so happy and excited to see him. It's the best thing to me.
Woody Harrelson hate Bill Murray
Aw%
James: "I ain't never heard of no swimming zombies before"
Fear the walking dead: hold my beer!
Silly. They never swim, they walk along the bottom, yo.
@@aaronb2334 Same with Land of the Dead.
@@tonypeppermint5329 it's how zombies and skeletons should deal with water.
Land of the Dead (2005), very drunk before Fear the Walking Dead. Zombi 2 (1979) passed out before Fear the Walking Dead
Also one of the resident evil movies
Can we just acknowledge how lucky Columbus was thar he fell asleep, the girl next to him turned, and he was able to escape? The dude was ASLEEP next to a zombie and SURVIVED
I always wondered why this park looked so familiar. I was eight when the movie released but it just seemed so memorable. Now I know it's cuz its the amusement park i frequent the most XD.
The whole cast:Shoot them in the head
Also them: shoots the zombies everywhere except the head
Edit: they do shoot them and do double tap but not as much and the zombies some how die even though they originally only did by getting shot in the head
Test
17:08 - Halloween reference
I think it's supposed to be more of a coup de grace than a "remove the head or destroy the brain" situation.
Double Tap
@@FrenchToast663 yeaaaaah
"I'm counting zombie kills!" Me: remembers the Tallahassee scene where he shoots through the little yellow building "James why do you do this to yourself"
BexTheBoo388 same
By God.
Because of the clown zombie
the one time amber heard actually got "hit" by a dude, justice for johnny depp
how the tables have turned
Me: This movie is so good!
*Amber Heard appears on screen*
Me: Movie’s still good tho.
It was good when she died
*Amber gets her shit rocked by the toilet lid*
Yayy movies great again
James: “Welcome to the kill count”
Caption: “Welcome to the kill cow”
lol
More like the *slaughter house* yah I will leave.
Jean Grey TV that’s all I’m gonna hear now
Either way I'm interested
Thanks, auto correct.
James: “I ain’t ever heard of swimming zombies”
Plague Inc.: try me
Goat Fetus Gamer COD: try me
Games: try me
Roblox: try me
Minecraft: try me
I dead be sending them to Greenland if I find out they are not infected yet
I remember seeing this movie when I was like 7 in a bar restaurant and it scared the shit out of me for weeks (it was the scene with Tallahassee and Columbus in the grocery store)
Let’s hope Amber Heard doesn’t take a crap on Columbus’s bed
LOL
"I've never heard of swimming zombies"
World War Z zombies: "Allow us to introduce ourselves"
I hate that movie
@@cyrisssmith8830 *cough* book *cough*
Also in Survival of the Dead it was confirmed that zombies dont drown underwater, they just float or walk underwater waitting for something to chew.
*cough* Lucio Fulci's Zombie 2 *cough*
Land of the dead. They go through deep water to get to the city.
“Swimming zombies”, I can think of the Drowned from Minecraft or the zombies from Land if the Dead (2005).
I was two when I watched that, in my mind then it was a great movie, I haven't rewatched it since though. I thought of Minecraft too.
You mean of
Plants Vs Zombies??
Not related to ur comment but I see that Galaxy On Fire 2 pfp
What I love most about this movie didn't really hit me until after multiple rewatches.
A lot of zombie apocalypse fiction, especially The Walking Dead, has a strong "Look Out For Number One" vibe, the idea that it's everyone for themselves, screw or screw over anyone and everyone else if it means you get one more year, month, week, day, or even second of life.
But that just feels hollow to me, because no matter how long any individual human will live, that life DOES have an expiration date, and sooner or later it will end, whether that end is by zombies or not. So faced with the absolute apocalypse, what's more important: the survival of a single human, or the life of humanity as a whole?
Cynically, this takes the form of characters like the Governor from The Walking Dead, petty dictators who justify every horrible thing they do as making sure humanity will go on, but in Zombieland, we get the idealistic take.
All four characters pretty much start off looking out for only themselves, though Witchita and Little Rock are a package deal in that analysis. But they're all only out for themselves, what they want and need is the only thing that matters. Then they start interacting, breaking down their barriers, and all come to realize that, while surviving on their own may be effective, they need to be together to LIVE.
James:They find a truck for columbus to take to Ohio
Me:DOWN IN OHIO SWAG LIKE OHIO!!!!!!!!!!
The second I heard that part, I sprinted to the comment section
I can’t believe this movie is already 10 years old.
I know, when I heard that I was so confused.
I can't believe it's not butter
Ikr crazy😂
So i was 4 when i saw this damm
Same Man...
This is the first movie where the camera man actually dies
How I didn’t notice that.
@@gamer_guz in the first scene of the movie
Igor XDDD oh right I forgot about that.
I might be wrong but, what about cloverfeild??
What about BW project?
my fav lines:
time to nut up or shut up-tallahassee
YOU JUST SHOT BILL MURRAY-tallahassee
ITS ONLY SNO BALLS- tallahassee
"GODDAMN IT'S BILL-FUCKIN-MURRY!!!"
James: “I have never heard of no swimming zombies”
Drowneds: *am i a joke to you?*
Minecraft jokes lol so funny can also sub
@@mikegerardo5360 you probably 8 or 9 my god
Z U K A F U you watch me
Mike Gerardo well you do have a Fortnite profile picture
X/Sebastian12 ok my CZcams name is blsi killz
Me: Awesome! James is counting one of my favorite movies!
James: “Imma count all the zombie kills”
Me: oh... dear...
Bro, I LOVED this movie...the whole thing with Bucky the "puppy" literally made me tear up 😔
James: “These kill counts aren’t a replacement for actually watching the movies.”
“Please don’t ask for a kill count til it’s available on blu ray”
CZcams comments: “I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that.”
"I ain't never heard of no swimming zombies before"
As Land of the Dead established, they don't swim. They freaking walk under the water.
would not they be smashed by the pressure?
@@Error-xk6we so, people in insolated islands are safe then
Have you never played Minecraft?😂
Well The Walking Dead did the swimming zombie thing too when Rick and Michonne went to check out a boat in the middle of a lake...
@@owenpetersen1226 hehehe le funny minecrafy reference hehe guys give like i am a gamer
6:35 The term double tap originally comes from shooting a gun twice in quick succession to more easily hit targets without losing too much accuracy from recoil. That one dates back to the 30's and 40's. It's used in the military to also describe bombing an enemy twice in quick succession to destroy and response to the first strike (ie: the enemy bombing them back). In more colloquial terms, the use of "double tap" to refer to shooting someone twice to make sure they are dead goes back to at least the 90's since it's used in "The Boondock Saints" from 1999 when they investigate a crime scene.
Boondock Saints, is that the one with Norman Reedus as a Irish? hitman with his brother?
@@Diedpied Yes
Also used in COD World at War Zombies as a perk, which came out in 08.
"406, played by Amber Heard"
"oh ew"
I'm so glad Wild Adventures was used for this movie, it's one of my favorite amusement parks. I've actually been on a few of the rides shown in the movie! The 'wild mouse' coaster is actually one of my favorites along with the boat ride! In the actual park, the boat ride is a sphynx themed ride! There's a pyramid in the middle you can put a penny on, and because of the gravity (i think) it won't fall off as the ride goes!
Dude I live a mile away from it
@@MrSmugey That's so cool! Sadly I live an hour or two away and haven't been in a while
"Zombieland zombies are easy to kill"
That's because they're technically still alive. The mad cow disease mutated, driving people crazy and cannibalistic, but not undead.
Oooooooooohhhhhhhh thank you I was wondering
Nice
im too lazy to look this up so im gonna assume its true
Homo Spongiform Encephalopathy!
this is true
12:00 has me dying every time. "Who's Bill Murray?" Woody Harrelson: "Now I've never hit a kid before..."
I would have said it to
Ya
Lmao
She’s twelve in the late 2000s, I don’t blame her for not knowing. At one point while driving she was talking about Hannah Montana.
2009: zombie land
2019: zombie land. Double tap
2029:
As a Survivor fan, the Mike White joke had me in tears.
"Time to nut up or shut up."
That sounds very 2009.
Because it is
Imagine CZcams content during that time
Ahhhhh
if you dont get that the quate in the trailer for the sequal
Dang, 310 likes... Muvh much much much much much more than I was expecting
The best part of the movie was that Tallahassee finally got his twinkie
legend has it he still savors the tweenki 😂
All hale tweenkie
Gacha Rockstar but it was sadly shown in only 1 frame ✊😔
Agreed
Yup your right my favorite scene
God I just rewatched both the Zombieland movies and GOD THEYRE SO GOOD!!!
6:01 regarding today's context, I couldn't ignore it.
I think I read it somewhere that Emma Stone had difficulty keeping composure at Bill Murray's death scene because she couldn't stop laughing, according to her, Murray's exhale was so long that she had to hold her laugh until the exhale ended
Image James doing a count on World War Z and James having to count both human and zombie deaths god bless him lol
lmao he’d have to split it into 2 parts
Ethan Wagstaff more like 5 parts of nothing but count zomboys
Whewwww no can do! 😥 Let's not put James through that.... Tho. 👀😆
Zelda Williams bruh the wall scene would be a nightmare for him lmao😂
If he does _somehow_ manage to make a kill count on WWZ I think I know what it's dull machete potentially could be
Rewatching my favorite kill counts day 4 💞
6:03 amber heard? WHAT!!!! , same thing with jussie smollight on the prometheus one LOL.
I just realized James’ reference when he said Mike White would only be a runner up survivor. Mike White was on Survivor season 37 David Vs Goliath and came 2nd place runner up to Nick Wilson
Raymond ballantyne same I just got into survivor and didn’t get the reference when this came out. If that film were made now you think Nick would casually creep into the scene like he does with all the conversations?
wow james is still hearting comments from this vid
Just shows how much he cares
The More You Know
I'm mostly familiar with his work on School of Rock.
Me: let me watch candyman so I can be ready for the kill count
Sony: NO
“Columbus, Ohio”
That’s all I needed to hear
HELL YEAH I WATCHED THIS WITH MY COUSINS I LOVED IT
First time I heard “Double Tap” was in Call of Duty: World at War zombies
the phrase double tap has been around forever as far as I know haha.
Vergenta same bro
@@iamweed42069 It originated in the 1930's by two british police chiefs in Shanghai in order to overcome the limitations of full metal jacket ammunition! And it's actual application is definitely different to Columbus' in Zombieland. The actual shooting technique is about shooting two rounds off in quick succession rather than just making sure you shoot your target twice.
Goodbye aether
Was it DLC 2 or 3
"I'm in garland Texas, and it may look like zombies destroyed it, but that's actually just garland"
Huh
I think it’s something a character in the movie said cause “ are quotes
I’ve been to garland, he ain’t wrong
When the cameraman is the first to die you know that everyone else is too.
14:17 That's what we call foreshadowing
James: "I've never heard of swimming zombies"
Drowned Zombies from Minecraft: *"Am I a joke to you?"*
Łęgåčÿ - Fręñšį if they’re drowned then aren’t they dead?
@@Bigdog33677 he said "drowned ZOMBIES"
The Walking Dead zombies goes underwater
Floaty zombie from PvZ
Yes minecraft is a joke
I like how he only had a twinkies box has a reference to the film plus the fact that it stuck out from everything else was hilarious
How can you say that? Right next to the twinkies box is a YELLOW HUMMER with a 3 on it, and next to that is a COWBOY HAT
@@SoreTv r/wooooooooosh
@@bisexual_bicycle8719 shut up
There’s also the blueray disk an a bat
The hummer the hat the bat the movie
My dog stepped on a Zombie 😩
I don’t watch these videos for the kills, I watch them because they basically make me watch a full movie in 5-15 minutes
Just finished watching Zombieland: Double Tap and I feel so bad for the amount of kills your gonna have to count.
Same
Nonya Business Yep.
Its a lot
@badboy61331 Like, purge level kills
@@tanyaandy4477 there's 1
Fun fact: The zombie kill of the week was written to be a feature in the show where in every episode, a character would perform a zombie kill of the week.
Wait I’m confused, I just realized at the end when the girls are on the ride that drops you, she shot the control panel so it didn’t stop, yet later the guy hit the button on the control panel to drop the ride back down lmao
Love this channel!!! “Double Tap” widely used long before ZOMBIELAND was made. Used a lot by U.S. and foreign armed forces as well as civilian ones😃
This is Talking Dead “In Memoriam”, but better
Stephen Madden lol yeep
Where’s Glenn
@@ijustjxmiealone4581 in memory.
Rip
This is so true.
“Haven’t heard of swimming zombies” Has not played Cod
jay Raging tea bagger4 or Minecraft
Or played pvz
Or watch the Romero remakes...
@@Igoggles technicly the zombies in PvZ don't swim they just walk in floties but the point still stands
Walkers in TWD Michonne:”Am i a joke to you?”
That beautifully smooth Mike White Survivor joke was underrated gold. Thank you, James
I remember being terrified by the first movie when I was about eight years old. Now the movie's just funny.
James: “I ain’t ever heard of no swimming zombies”
Romero's Land of the Dead: "Am I a joke to you!?"
Me: "Yes, yes you are actually."
Jim Mulvaney are you sure about that?
@@mindofjersey9950 yeah, the LOD movie sucked, Imo.
Did they swim or walk? I can't remember.
@@posterboy0007 i assumed they walked in the bottom of the lake. Its a good idea. Zombies shouldn't be able to drown.
@@posterboy0007 good point, they did walk along the bottom of the river. I think the important thing to point out is that throwing them into the water did not outright kill them, however unlike Zombieland they didn't die from non-headshots either.
“I say bring on the zombie apocalypse if it means I can get down the 405 at a decent speed” SAME, JAMES. SAME.
Y'know, cannibalism would solve both overpopulation and world hunger.
The fact that you take every single chance to bring up that kid from halloween that exploded makes me smile.
Every time
In every episode
*ALWAYS*
19:36 This one was my favorite because of how many he took down. Completely badass!
James: “I’ve never heard of swimming zombies”
World war z zombies: *sniff* “it smells like swimming in here”
Edit: now that , is a lot of likes. I don’t mean to be a normie but thanks y’all never got 1k likes.
Also zombies in plants VS zombies
@@alfredwang7607 well they technically arent swimming more like floating unless its zombie dolphins
And this was posted at 3:00 a.m.
Justin Roux diving zombies bro
@@ikeasecurity739 fair point forgot about them
Best part of the movie: running zombies. It makes the zombies an actual threat.
Left 4 Dead taught me that
Just watch 28 Days Later. A true classic. (Not that this movie isn't good, but that one is like GOOD.)
Logan Not the one from Marvel same with dying light
I love how I can tell you watched the walking dead after anyone has seen it they call all zombies walkers
it was Columbus that hit her not Johnny
“We all know Mike White is good enough to be a runner up Survivor”
I’m so glad that I understood that reference and a very nice one James!
Koena Star Explain please?
Edit: thanks
Don’t like This comment there’s a reality TV competition show called “Survivor” and Mike White was on a recent season of it in which he got 2nd place aka the runner up winner of Survivor
@@theodolan1740 He finished second place in the 37th season of Survivor (David vs. Goliath). Hence the joke about being a survivor and a runner-up.
DvG ❤❤❤ great season
Euigeon X Taeyong Indeed. And although I didn‘t like the concept of Island of the Idols, I really do like how Rob and Sandra watch and comment Tribal Council. That‘s something I always wanted to do: Go to a player and yell at him how stupid he was 😂
The purge: has a sh*t ton of deaths.
Zombie land: I'm about to end this man's whole career.
Edit: jesus, this really blew up, thanks for 500 likes.
You've never seen final destination? Have you?
Edit: sorry no haven't seen final destination.
Final destination : *Hold mah dead corpse*
Final destination: ugh people never learn
Fuzion XM 😂
Amber dying from toilet injuries is a nice touch of realism ^^
“Like heel turn” lollzzz
Oh James, you make me smirk.
Can we just appreciate how many blu-rays this man has.
AMEN
Once he said he was counting zombie deaths I finally realized that James is a masochist
Just wait till double tap.
He’s a *social mediasochist*
He actually hated horror movies but watches them out of masochism
You mean sadist?
@@red_reaper1729 no he means masochist
"Since these zombies don't seem to require a headshot to put down." Now I'm questioning what the right term for them is since a zombie is usually slow and needs to bite you to infect you while infected, which is what I will be calling it, is fast and can infect you in a variety of ways