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  • @DeadMeat
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  • @twotone3909
    @twotone3909 Před 4 lety +6199

    "I wanna see this kid cry from terror not his parents failure to stay together"
    I have never laughed harder than this

    • @-dodup-5970
      @-dodup-5970 Před 4 lety +11

      spagyes XD

    • @KillerAiden32
      @KillerAiden32 Před 4 lety +34

      yeah like James wants to see this kid be scared for life

    • @dre3607
      @dre3607 Před 4 lety +5

      Ong

    • @thatoneweebwiththeannoyedf8115
      @thatoneweebwiththeannoyedf8115 Před 4 lety +47

      I’ve found a way to meme that scene. Zach says that if their parents divorce Grey gets two Christmas and birthdays. Grey then says that he doesn’t want two of everything. My immediate reaction to this is to say “Except parents right?”

    • @sanstheskeleton612
      @sanstheskeleton612 Před 4 lety +6

      Clever girl........ or boy

  • @HarshveerPoonia
    @HarshveerPoonia Před 4 lety +4544

    Fun fact about Irfan Khan. Before he was an actor he was extremely poor and couldnt afford to go watch Jurassic Park 1. 22 years later he played the owner of Jurassic World. What a man.
    RIP. 🙏 Gone too soon

  • @convenient_username7357
    @convenient_username7357 Před 2 lety +864

    2:20 I honestly like the usage of the Jurassic Park theme here. The shot shows how the park went from a failed and abandoned wreck fest that never saw the light of tourism, to a giant resort/amusement park with thousands of tourists and visitors from all over the 'world', going to the parks various dinosaur attractions, hotels, gift shops, restaurants, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
    It was the dream that Hammond never got to live up to

    • @4amlibra
      @4amlibra Před rokem +48

      I was looking for this comment, thank you. I understand other people feeling like this was a miss, since they’re comparing it to the music’s usage in the original (like James), but I also understood what they were going for. I mean, it was all over the marketing: “The Park is Open”.

    • @colinbaldwin313
      @colinbaldwin313 Před 11 měsíci +9

      I think that theme would have been more effective if there had at least been some dinosaurs in the shot.

    • @sylvinummela2799
      @sylvinummela2799 Před 10 měsíci +13

      to me it was a ”we’re back in business baby” moment instead of it being laziness

    • @gh0stly_retr048
      @gh0stly_retr048 Před 10 měsíci +2

      Sammeee I personally liked it so much...tbh overall I'm a big fan of this movie even though it has some faults

    • @alextucker534
      @alextucker534 Před 10 měsíci +5

      fr he's js hating on on everything

  • @compl3xdf646
    @compl3xdf646 Před rokem +419

    I like to believe that Blue and Rexy don't fight because they are both wounded and tired. Animals are known to walk away to survive rather than fight to the death.

    • @thatoneguy5343
      @thatoneguy5343 Před rokem +64

      I think another reason is Blue was backing away from Rexy, telling Rexy that she wasn’t a threat to her and didn’t want to square up. Rexy accepts Blue as not a threat in the moment and just left as it wasn’t necessary to kill Blue.

    • @colinbaldwin313
      @colinbaldwin313 Před 11 měsíci +3

      Not these animals.

    • @omegaproductions6660
      @omegaproductions6660 Před 8 měsíci +7

      Pretty sure it’s because Blue saved Rexy’s life.

    • @compl3xdf646
      @compl3xdf646 Před 8 měsíci +9

      @@omegaproductions6660 I don't think animals are that intelligent but in this movie's universe definitely that is the reason. In real life, I would like to believe they wouldn't fight

    • @kairon5249
      @kairon5249 Před 6 měsíci +7

      in real life rexy would try to kill blue (because it just won an exhausting fight and needed some sustinence, but its food got snatched by the mosasaurus) but blue would just run away because it is way faster

  • @Definitely_Not_an_Alien
    @Definitely_Not_an_Alien Před 5 lety +16725

    I like how all the other dinosaurs are hell bent on causing chaos but the Mosasaur just wants some peace and quiet.

    • @emival3335
      @emival3335 Před 5 lety +207

      Piece of Bread scrolled for this comment

    • @FURIOUSAGE
      @FURIOUSAGE Před 4 lety +117

      Piece of Bread bruh fax

    • @GravitySvcks
      @GravitySvcks Před 4 lety +292

      he just want some shmleep

    • @killermode5926
      @killermode5926 Před 4 lety +41

      IM THE 666'TH LIKER NOW IM DOOMED!

    • @mannmctrash
      @mannmctrash Před 4 lety +212

      Mosasaur: "All I want is a peaceful life..."

  • @ganymede8257
    @ganymede8257 Před 3 lety +8155

    This movie was literally the mosasaurus being absolutely done with everything going on in the park

  • @mkcstealth7624
    @mkcstealth7624 Před 2 lety +327

    That petting zoo is legit the best thing to come out of the franchise I wanna give a galamimus a hug 😭

  • @bravepigster
    @bravepigster Před 2 lety +191

    They could’ve kept the I-Rex hidden from the audience for a terrifying reveal, they hid it pretty well during most of the cage scene so I think it would’ve been more horrific if we have no clue what it looks like.
    They could also show us the strike squad going in and finding the tracker, cutting back to the heart monitors and staying in the room so we imagine what’s going on as everyone gets killed.
    The reveal would then be the part where it looms above the boys, showing off what it actually looks like, THAT is how they should’ve played it out.

    • @colinbaldwin313
      @colinbaldwin313 Před 9 měsíci +16

      That does sound a bit more true to form for the Jurassic Park franchise, especially the original.

    • @twister107
      @twister107 Před 3 měsíci +5

      The Indominus was already intimidating enough as is. The fact that it was simply a hybrid does it justice. Not to mention that it’s not hunting for food or territory like other dinosaurs. It was killing for the hell of it!

  • @cameronscamerabusiness6675
    @cameronscamerabusiness6675 Před 3 lety +4161

    I love how the mosasaur just doesn’t appear barely at all during this movie but when it does it’s just to stop some noise

    • @paradoxtatorstudios9681
      @paradoxtatorstudios9681 Před 3 lety +191

      and food but mostly to shut everyone up

    • @darkshadowtext2654
      @darkshadowtext2654 Před 3 lety +17

      Aizawa is the Mosa and bakugou is Indom

    • @NuhashTheHash
      @NuhashTheHash Před 2 lety +24

      Damn imagine the megalodon making noise and then mosasaurus snaps his neck

    • @Jamestopboy
      @Jamestopboy Před 2 lety +25

      The Mosasarus just desires to sleep and people keep being around to make noise. So it shuts up what makes noise.

    • @oligamer200
      @oligamer200 Před 2 lety +9

      She is shy

  • @hopxfhully6500
    @hopxfhully6500 Před 3 lety +2625

    Two types of dinosaurs
    1. Yelling, causing chaos
    2. Peace, quiet

    • @hopxfhully6500
      @hopxfhully6500 Před 3 lety +10

      @Miguel Messina true UuU

    • @blxntz
      @blxntz Před 3 lety +16

      Rexy is Quite but when you piss her of now your ears bleed

    • @blxntz
      @blxntz Před 3 lety +2

      269

    • @Mac1081
      @Mac1081 Před 3 lety +13

      1: blue and the raptors
      2: the mosasaurus

    • @hopxfhully6500
      @hopxfhully6500 Před 3 lety

      @Gaming And Movie Entertainment shhhhh dont expose meeee

  • @evvildead
    @evvildead Před rokem +87

    See, I get why Claire didn’t take her high heels off in the woods, because when you’re walking through the jungle it’s probably better to have at least SOME protection on your feet. But why she didn’t take them off before the T-Rex scene will forever baffle me.

    • @BalajiRanganathan-ff6pg
      @BalajiRanganathan-ff6pg Před 7 měsíci

      I think the heels were broken, being shoes.

    • @Firestormlover
      @Firestormlover Před měsícem +2

      ​@@BalajiRanganathan-ff6pg The heels are not broken, the camera focused on her feet for a moment to show she is running in high heels. This was intentional, Howard wanted people to see that she could and did run from a MF T-Rex in high heels that support her, rather than fail on her. (looking at whoever scripted the part where her nephews completely ignore how amazing she is, for one.)

    • @Firestormlover
      @Firestormlover Před měsícem

      The heels are not broken, the camera focuses on her feet for a moment to show she is running in high heels. This was intentional, Howard wanted people to see that she could and did run from a MF T-Rex in high heels that support her, rather than fail on her. (looking at whoever scripted the part where her nephews completely ignore how amazing she is, for one.)

  • @Octolicia
    @Octolicia Před 2 lety +90

    22:04 : I'm pretty sure Rexy understand that Blue never wanted to harm her. Rexy understands that if Blue wasn't here, she would die.

  • @caleblumbard7167
    @caleblumbard7167 Před 5 lety +4115

    The fact that James looked up each Mercedes car, and the way he talks like ever car commercial announcer ever, I’m done 😂

  • @soyburglar1878
    @soyburglar1878 Před 3 lety +4672

    What has always killed me about the gyrosphere is how the glass stays so effortlessly spotless, despite being “driven” through all manner of dirt, grass, leaves and jungle mud.

    • @kibruazkaenk1510
      @kibruazkaenk1510 Před 2 lety +115

      It's nano technology

    • @quackerrbarrel7077
      @quackerrbarrel7077 Před 2 lety +248

      @@kibruazkaenk1510 ah yes, "nanotechnology"

    • @marymccann3500
      @marymccann3500 Před 2 lety +378

      @@quackerrbarrel7077 Everything can be explained away with nanotech!
      Teleportation? Nanotech.
      World hunger? Nanotech.
      Poverty? You bet your ass it's nanotech.

    • @firedragn1188
      @firedragn1188 Před 2 lety +79

      Dino poop? Nanotech

    • @alexlovelady8249
      @alexlovelady8249 Před 2 lety +55

      War? Nanotech

  • @omegaproductions6660
    @omegaproductions6660 Před 8 měsíci +31

    8:59 The reason she didn’t tip over the crane to eat Owen is because like Owen said, the only thing she’s attached to is the crane that always gives her food.

  • @official_mz0727
    @official_mz0727 Před 2 lety +83

    ‘I wanna see this kid cry from terror not from his family’s failure to stay together.’got me dying🤣

  • @ethanlee9692
    @ethanlee9692 Před 3 lety +1619

    Indominus Rex: *causes noise*
    Mosasaurus: *Your free trial of living has expired*

    • @maryray4960
      @maryray4960 Před 3 lety +53

      Really? I thought it sounded more like *”SHUT THE F*** UP!”*

    • @ethanlee9692
      @ethanlee9692 Před 3 lety +5

      @@maryray4960 Lmao yeh 🤣🤣

    • @ElHijoMayor24
      @ElHijoMayor24 Před 3 lety +20

      I Rex: *causes noises*
      Mosasaurus trying to sleep: we don’t do that here

    • @nerdbashingtime1536
      @nerdbashingtime1536 Před 3 lety +2

      When was living, free?

    • @ethanlee9692
      @ethanlee9692 Před 3 lety +2

      @@ElHijoMayor24 Yeah, couldve put it that way

  • @genericname2747
    @genericname2747 Před 3 lety +3166

    I want a Jurrasic park movie where a bunch of scientists try to create a cool looking dinosaur, but just end up creating a giant bird.

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 Před 3 lety +115

      @Kyell Verdonschot yes. A giant chicken that ends up eating someone

    • @ursaminor9780
      @ursaminor9780 Před 3 lety +89

      @@genericname2747 This is sounding suspiciously similar to Jimmy Neutron

    • @randomtexanguy9563
      @randomtexanguy9563 Před 2 lety +12

      yea thats called creating any type of pterosaur

    • @nerbdoi2740
      @nerbdoi2740 Před 2 lety +25

      Arise mega-ultra chicken!

    • @thatonegirlyouprobablyhate
      @thatonegirlyouprobablyhate Před 2 lety +13

      @@randomtexanguy9563 Pterosaurs aren’t dinosaurs

  • @jayster3.0
    @jayster3.0 Před 4 měsíci +18

    I remember watching this movie with my brother, and every time we heard the characters’ bones crunching when they were being eaten, my brother would always say “It sounds like you when you eat chips” and we both would laugh about it together. Good times.

  • @matthewrocks23
    @matthewrocks23 Před rokem +20

    21:30 Literally when the T-Rex and indo was fighting I was losing hope the king would die till blue showed up and joined the fight like I thought it was a cutest and coolest thing ever to see them team up on him and then the mosasaurus came in the clutch with just shutting him up

  • @crustomaniac5366
    @crustomaniac5366 Před 3 lety +979

    Dinosaur: roars for 2 seconds
    Mosasaur: please just shut up I'm trying to rest

    • @Rallycarlego30
      @Rallycarlego30 Před 3 lety +4

      So he Dinosaur dint shut up so Mosasaur killed him lol

    • @blxntz
      @blxntz Před 3 lety +7

      Rexy POV : well I'm never gonna roar again unless I have to against a carnotorus or Eli dumbs

  • @SteampunkHorse
    @SteampunkHorse Před 2 lety +1516

    fun fact: the reason Zara's death was so over-the-top is cuz Katie McGrath wanted her to go out with a bang and pushed for all the stunts which she did herself. Makes me love her even more

    • @colinbaldwin313
      @colinbaldwin313 Před rokem +73

      Too bad she's such a minor character. It was a cool death, but what impact did it have?

    • @cyvader101
      @cyvader101 Před 10 měsíci +66

      @@colinbaldwin313by being the first female death in the franchise

    • @colinbaldwin313
      @colinbaldwin313 Před 10 měsíci +26

      @@cyvader101 If anything, that just gives a foul-tasting undertone. Like, let her grisly demise be a lesson to all women who aren't caring babysitters!

    • @cyvader101
      @cyvader101 Před 10 měsíci +27

      @@colinbaldwin313 I also heard from another comment that Katie McGrath (Zara’s actress) wanted to go all out on doing her own stunts so they gave her a very elaborate death scene

    • @colinbaldwin313
      @colinbaldwin313 Před 10 měsíci +21

      @@cyvader101 Yeah, that's cool. I'm glad she had fun in the role. And it was cool to watch. I just think it was an off-kilter choice for that minor character.

  • @bearok89
    @bearok89 Před rokem +26

    The skeleton that Rexy destroys at 21:05 is actually a Spinosaur skeleton which could be a nod to how poorly recieved JP3 was.

    • @SorenDaein
      @SorenDaein Před měsícem

      Part of that was most likely attributed to the fact the Spinosaurus snapped a T-Rex's neck. Something the filmmakers admitted to feeling guilty about in the AMC Story Notes version of JP3.

  • @Kappley5001
    @Kappley5001 Před 2 lety +61

    It’s nice to hear that even the guy who counts gruesome deaths in horror films also took issue with how unnecessary the caretakers death was. Just bummed me out for literally no reason when I saw it.

  • @natashaburns4965
    @natashaburns4965 Před 4 lety +1303

    The divorce subplot existed solely to make my brother and I cry when my parents took us to see it... right after they told us they were getting a divorce

    • @itsamechrispratt380
      @itsamechrispratt380 Před 3 lety +130

      Shit dude I'm so sorry for your and your brother. I hope it all turned out fine.

    • @natashaburns4965
      @natashaburns4965 Před 3 lety +103

      @@itsamechrispratt380 oh yeah! We're better now, it's just so funny to me in hindsight

    • @itsamechrispratt380
      @itsamechrispratt380 Před 3 lety +50

      @@natashaburns4965 that's great to hear my dude!

    • @samin1113
      @samin1113 Před 3 lety +7

      Hope your happy with your choice

    • @natashaburns4965
      @natashaburns4965 Před 3 lety +3

      @Anime_ Fan no worries lol

  • @thomasfplm
    @thomasfplm Před 3 lety +3180

    About Zara's death being the most mean spirited of the franchise, I think Eddie's is at least on pair with that one.
    He was torn apart while doing all he could to save other people.

    • @vengance81108
      @vengance81108 Před 3 lety +185

      Literally torn in half

    • @welkingunther5417
      @welkingunther5417 Před 3 lety +99

      @@vengance81108 I still remember that VERY well, this many years later

    • @theonlybigmorg
      @theonlybigmorg Před 3 lety +14

      who's Eddie

    • @thomasfplm
      @thomasfplm Před 3 lety +111

      @@theonlybigmorg, the field equipment specialist in Lost World.

    • @anonymouslonely7765
      @anonymouslonely7765 Před 3 lety +133

      ikr i dont think we even know much about zara other than her death being sort of pathetic where as Eddie could have gone to the camp or up high and live but decided to save his friends

  • @gorrow1990
    @gorrow1990 Před rokem +27

    Claire really should have faced criminal charges for incredibly gross negligence and manslaughter not shutting down the park much sooner than they should have and getting so many guests killed.

  • @sheriffwombat
    @sheriffwombat Před 3 lety +1532

    I-Rex: I know the WiFi password
    Raptor squad: New alpha detected.

  • @Andy-hq3eq
    @Andy-hq3eq Před 5 lety +2043

    Praise for all the raptors that died (Charlie, Delta, and Echo)

  • @CartoonDinosaur.
    @CartoonDinosaur. Před 4 měsíci +8

    James taking the piss about Grady being a badass is 90% of the reason I rewatch this video over and over 🤣🤣

  • @SorenDaein
    @SorenDaein Před 2 lety +17

    I think the reason Owen Grady doused himself with gasoline was to hide from both of the Indominus Rex's methods of tracking. The smell would be too much for the creature to sniff him out and the gasoline would also hide his heat pattern.

  • @mase5995
    @mase5995 Před 3 lety +2384

    I felt so bad for Zara’s death because she was just trying to do her job of looking after the boys because Claire left them with her

    • @marlonclark1896
      @marlonclark1896 Před 3 lety +258

      and most of all she was about to get married

    • @squineod710
      @squineod710 Před 2 lety +60

      @@marlonclark1896 I noticed that too ☹️

    • @pancaketrex5673
      @pancaketrex5673 Před 2 lety +6

      Well that's mother nature's work.

    • @shamefulfox5744
      @shamefulfox5744 Před 2 lety +106

      i mean yeah it is a pretty harsh death for a good character but i kindsa like it,
      just because it is somewhat different, it's amost always bad people who die horribly, just like with Eddie in the lost world nature doesn't care who you are or if you're good or bad. both Eddie and Zara were good people and both died bad deaths, however that is nature, creatures don't care and just see you as nothing more than food
      but yeah a bit over the top not gonna lie.....

    • @mistawolf752
      @mistawolf752 Před 2 lety +27

      Ye there was apparently going to be scenes that got cut from the movie which made her character really unlikable and that’s why her death is really brutal when it shouldn’t have been

  • @-PanPan-
    @-PanPan- Před 4 lety +2399

    When the dinosaurs have more personality than the actual characters.

  • @WixMoran
    @WixMoran Před 2 lety +12

    I always found Zaara's kill mean spirited too. Usually that kind of carnage is set-up by something that makes you want the character to die badly. Even worse is when you realize, she likely didn't die right away but was slowly dissolved in the Mosaur's digestive track as she was swallowed whole.

    • @nicholasmallard2926
      @nicholasmallard2926 Před 2 lety +3

      That's lame if the only characters that bite the dust are those who deserve it! I wish more risks would have been taken like Claire sacrificing herself or another main character getting knocked off as shock value just to show these Carnivores don't give a F**k! Fallen Kingdom and Dominion suffer because of no risks to the main cast! The Alien franchise succeeded in taking risks to increase the threat of the Xenomorph which is something JW2 and 3 failed at!

    • @MichaelFreiberg-qy8bt
      @MichaelFreiberg-qy8bt Před 7 měsíci

      moasaur had 2 sets of teeth for shredding, so she wouldve been shredded to death instead of digested

    • @LiterallySpikeSpiegel
      @LiterallySpikeSpiegel Před 5 měsíci +1

      This isn’t the first time a character that didn’t deserve to die died. Eddie was killed trying to save everyone and the poor guy got manhandled by two Tyrannosaurs before getting TORN IN HALF by them. Dinosaurs don’t really care if you’re a good person or not.

  • @VanillaMidgetSSBM
    @VanillaMidgetSSBM Před rokem +10

    Jurassic world characters:
    Mosasaurs: "That's it, I'm getting me mallet!"

  • @MilkyMocha_
    @MilkyMocha_ Před 3 lety +3509

    It's crazy how 6 kids lasted longer than fully grown adults.

  • @holycrusader3119
    @holycrusader3119 Před 3 lety +1133

    mosasaurus is like that older brother that's usually in his room playing games, but charges out to wrestle once there's sound.

    • @4mplitude
      @4mplitude Před 2 lety +19

      hey that sounds like me

    • @admiralinvertebrate5649
      @admiralinvertebrate5649 Před 2 lety +8

      That was me when I was younger, before I had to have brain surgery. That however, is a VERY long, totally off topic story. Not exactly what I should write about when people are shown getting stepped on, stabbed, suffocated, shot, eaten, poisoned, impaled, drowned, tortured, decapitated, dismembered, beaten, burned alive, run over, falling, and getting diseased in James’ kill counts.

    • @gradefprofessional
      @gradefprofessional Před 2 lety +1

      Basically me with my little brother

    • @Vin499
      @Vin499 Před rokem

      there's 666 likes and idk if its a coincidence or not

  • @guyfurry9970
    @guyfurry9970 Před 2 lety +14

    Fun fact: Zara was apparently going to be much more obnoxious and rude, which would’ve made her more deserving of that excessive death scene, but they cut a lot of the extra footage.

  • @lostaudio
    @lostaudio Před 2 lety +13

    That ACU scene is so good... the music, the acting... goosebumps every time...

  • @shalashaska69420
    @shalashaska69420 Před 3 lety +574

    Rex and blue: *struggling to stop the I-Rex*
    Mosasaur: *fine then, I’ll do it*

    • @parrishharris3008
      @parrishharris3008 Před 3 lety +6

      Lmao I'm dead

    • @blxntz
      @blxntz Před 3 lety +6

      Her name's Rexy the Queen Of Nublar

    • @peanuthead6889
      @peanuthead6889 Před 3 lety +18

      “Fine I’ll do it myself”, **proceeds to grab infinity gauntlet**

    • @indominusrex1249
      @indominusrex1249 Před 3 lety +1

      WAIT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOUR DOING

    • @huimang94
      @huimang94 Před 3 lety +2

      @@peanuthead6889 Lmaooo that was exactly what I thought of 😂😂😂

  • @nota444tm2
    @nota444tm2 Před 4 lety +910

    Fun fact. Zara's death was the most brutal cause the mososaur has a 2nd jaw in it's mouth that literally grinds it's victims to tiny bits.
    At least...that's what i heard.

    • @potatoking4227
      @potatoking4227 Před 4 lety +76

      you can literally see the 2nd jaw when it eats zara.

    • @racheldelgado1598
      @racheldelgado1598 Před 4 lety +44

      That part made me so sad when I first watched the movie

    • @deetee2011
      @deetee2011 Před 4 lety +68

      Is it as brutal as Eddie carrs death. That poor fuck got ripped in two by a pair of t Rex's

    • @careyptog
      @careyptog Před 4 lety +3

      N O T A 444 TM it’s true

    • @nirosinouri8508
      @nirosinouri8508 Před 4 lety +25

      Not to mention she got combo’ed into that kill. Juggled!

  • @redacted3876
    @redacted3876 Před 2 lety +13

    Fun fact, Zara’s death is much more brutal than you would think, mosasaurs had a second row of teeth designed to shred food it didn’t chew, so Zara was *shredded to death inside a mosasaur’s mouth*

  • @Erafune
    @Erafune Před rokem +14

    I always wondered why the Containment Team's weapons were so ineffective against the Indominus. Were those supposed to be some kind of electric stun guns?
    And I also scratched my head about the Pteranodons heading straight for the helicopter. Made no sense to me why they would attack the first thing they saw.

    • @zaygotclout9510
      @zaygotclout9510 Před rokem

      Yes, they were stun rods/ guns. They were attempting to subdue it and put it back in containment, which is why there's a bit where owen and masarani go back and forth and masarani says "we can't just kill it." after the attempt to subdue and tranquilize it fails they go along with the evacuation

  • @BearerOfAsh
    @BearerOfAsh Před 5 lety +4382

    "This movie ain't about to kill Chris Pratt"
    Infinity War did, though.

    • @meldrickedwards1785
      @meldrickedwards1785 Před 5 lety +79

      Guy Pink thor should have cut the arm off

    • @oscardepaz6805
      @oscardepaz6805 Před 5 lety +43

      @@meldrickedwards1785 you saw the hishe too.

    • @standotexe
      @standotexe Před 5 lety +64

      Thor shouldn't have been monologuing

    • @patchyblonde
      @patchyblonde Před 5 lety +21

      Guy Pink spoiler!

    • @TheDancelover4ever
      @TheDancelover4ever Před 5 lety +41

      This movie has been so spoiled since it came out theres no reason for me to fucking see it at this point. Maybe it was great, I don't care to know since y'all ruined the god damn twist.

  • @fkez0510
    @fkez0510 Před 5 lety +1513

    *Unofficial raptor and Indominous rex translation*
    Blue: "Oi bruv we're here to kill ya"
    Other raptor: "Yeah we've smelt ur tracker and now we're here"
    Indominous rex: "But what reason would u have for doing that"
    Blue: "Oh yeah thats a good point"
    Indominous rex: "I bet u didn't know i'm part raptor"
    Blue: "Aw no way mate"
    Other raptors: "Wow, didn't know that"
    Indominous rex: "So i'm not ur enemy the humans r"
    Blue: "Yeah lets kill the humans now for some reason"
    Owen: That thing's part raptor

    • @ion2347
      @ion2347 Před 5 lety +134

      god damn australian raptors
      can never trust em

    • @fkez0510
      @fkez0510 Před 5 lety +70

      i was going for drunk British raptor but sure whatever

    • @AthenisKS81
      @AthenisKS81 Před 5 lety +108

      Blue: "Hi, we have to kill you. You're bad."
      Indominus: "Okay, but Martha won't like that."
      Blue: "Why did you say that name?!"
      Indominus: "Martha is the woman that cleans my paddock."
      Blue: "Martha cleans our paddock too! We're totally besties now."

    • @coachsteel
      @coachsteel Před 5 lety +11

      @@AthenisKS81 XD I'm fuckin dead

    • @mrmc101
      @mrmc101 Před 5 lety +5

      someone watched HISHE

  • @Remarkable_Real3345
    @Remarkable_Real3345 Před rokem +5

    Jake Johnson is one of my fav actors of all time. He manages to make light to all the movies and shows he is in

  • @nukepig231
    @nukepig231 Před 2 lety +5

    I love how much he goes off on Chris Pratt about him being “so cool”😂

  • @WeebooMeeboo
    @WeebooMeeboo Před 5 lety +818

    21:45
    Mosasaurus: HOW MANY F***ING TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU ALL TO SHUT UP WHILE IM TRYING TO ENJOY MY BEAUTY SLEEP!!!!

    • @laflaca6666
      @laflaca6666 Před 5 lety +8

      It's 12:12 am and I am trying not to laugh

    • @vasty1381
      @vasty1381 Před 4 lety +10

      When you censor the curse because you want to respect your morals and care about your inner mind about cussing

    • @kalainreinard8421
      @kalainreinard8421 Před 4 lety +5

      Indominus Rex: What beauty?

    • @raynxynvods6344
      @raynxynvods6344 Před 4 lety +3

      me when someone wakes me up when i'm really tired

    • @norrinzsays
      @norrinzsays Před 4 lety +3

      The way Blue and Rexy just shut up when the mosasaurus shows up is just great

  • @Robi2009
    @Robi2009 Před 4 lety +579

    If I was the owner of JP, I would say: "Keep just the herbivores". Problem solved. People still could ride on cute triceratopses, pet gallimimus, hug apatosaurus etc. without having to fear of being eaten

    • @floridaturtleark4914
      @floridaturtleark4914 Před 4 lety +34

      Therizino from ark: A S C E N D E D

    • @iguanaboi3921
      @iguanaboi3921 Před 4 lety +56

      I'd keep a T-Rex, it's a big, easy to track predator, and it's also pretty well known

    • @philipsyoutube6111
      @philipsyoutube6111 Před 4 lety +9

      Or, make Jurassic Safari! How about that?

    • @earlspencer7863
      @earlspencer7863 Před 4 lety +12

      But then we wouldn't have a movie

    • @bluesira
      @bluesira Před 4 lety +52

      As mathematicians such as Dr Malcolm would say, there is no such thing as a "safe" environment when chaos is involved. Part of the joy and thrill of Jurassic Park is that it's not about the threat of dinosaurs eating people, it's about the risks and dangers of using science in an unprecedented way and the unanticipated consequences which follow. I would argue that even if you only cloned the "safe" dinosaurs, there are still many risks which could arise and many dangers which could result.
      If the whole point of the franchise is to explore the hubris of mankind's use of genetic engineering, then the solution cannot be to simply say, "But I know how to do it the RIGHT way!"
      You would end up as a JP villain getting killed by stampeding herbivores. No offense.

  • @lingmb2298
    @lingmb2298 Před rokem +2

    I think Echo was thrown into either an electric fence or into the Mosasaur enclosure

  • @roxannevilla1870
    @roxannevilla1870 Před 8 dny +2

    This movie was great for its time

  • @CrimsonRabbitStudios
    @CrimsonRabbitStudios Před 4 lety +735

    When Zara was eaten, along with the Pteranodon, by the mosasaurus, she didn’t just get swallowed whole. If you look closely, you can see another smaller row of teeth in the mosasaurus’ mouth, so when Zara was eaten, she got torn up into pieces by those teeth.

    • @bigmamaguppy8397
      @bigmamaguppy8397 Před 4 lety +11

      Master Of Awesome! Oh yeah!

    • @ky_piece
      @ky_piece Před 4 lety +12

      Master Of Awesome! The impact may have killed her before??

    • @-dodup-5970
      @-dodup-5970 Před 4 lety +5

      Kya Lazz no

    • @roberthouck8486
      @roberthouck8486 Před 4 lety +69

      Yikes. Either way, Her death wasn't nearly as 'mean-spirited' as the bald guy who got torn apart by two t-rex's while saving his friends in the Lost World. At least that guy was likable.

    • @nolanc9432
      @nolanc9432 Před 4 lety +1

      Oh shite

  • @ollobot123
    @ollobot123 Před 4 lety +593

    James: The mosasuarus is not a dinosaur
    Kids: Impossible

    • @Raccon_Detective.
      @Raccon_Detective. Před 4 lety +5

      NANI ?!

    • @robertlewisreacts5753
      @robertlewisreacts5753 Před 4 lety +2

      LOL

    • @CarlosReyes-cr1ke
      @CarlosReyes-cr1ke Před 4 lety +3

      Maybe the archives are not complete

    • @tombeerens421
      @tombeerens421 Před 4 lety +8

      @Ender Gaming That doesn't mean anything. Dinosaurs (land reptiles) are of the clade Dinosauria. Flying reptiles like the Pteranodon are of the clade pterosauria. Last but not least, I don't think there is a clear clade for the sea reptiles. The Mosasaurus belongs to the clade Pythonomorpha, while the Plesiosaur belongs to the Pistosauria. So you can't say every species with 'saur(us)' is a Dinosaur.

    • @ManlyGaga
      @ManlyGaga Před 4 lety +4

      Ender Gaming bruh your actually stupid saur means lizard, you are actually dumb

  • @mikaela5938
    @mikaela5938 Před 2 lety +6

    this one was my favorite of the movies, seeing a fully realized dinosaur theme park was just too much fun and as overused as Chris Pratt is i really enjoyed his sequences with the raptors, i also liked Claire bc Bryce Dallas Howard is really cute even though her character was kind of a crappy aunt for the first parts of the film

  • @SniperDiplomat
    @SniperDiplomat Před 2 lety +4

    I love and relate to James's enthusiasm for dinosahwuhs.

  • @jaehyun4618
    @jaehyun4618 Před 5 lety +747

    Legend has it:
    To this day..
    The mosasaurus never got the peace and quiet.

    • @josephryan7372
      @josephryan7372 Před 4 lety

      Not being a grammar Nazi, I just see it incorrect everywhere, the thing is a "Mosasaur" there is no "us" on the end, like with Tyrannosaurus.

    • @tf2showcasesandmore494
      @tf2showcasesandmore494 Před 4 lety

      “Monosaurus”
      What?

    • @josephryan7372
      @josephryan7372 Před 4 lety +2

      @@tf2showcasesandmore494 No one has said "Monosaurus", who are you quoting?

    • @tf2showcasesandmore494
      @tf2showcasesandmore494 Před 4 lety +1

      Joseph Ryan ok me grammar nazi sorry the country of autocorrect is filled with improper spellings...

    • @christianwilliams4123
      @christianwilliams4123 Před 4 lety +2

      @@josephryan7372 literally says it in the original post .....

  • @dalton7625
    @dalton7625 Před 3 lety +634

    15:03 holy fuck i’m so glad i’m not the only person that noticed the dude running with the drinks. me and my mom saw that in theaters and we laughed about it for like 10 minutes

    • @enternickname
      @enternickname Před 2 lety +17

      Go look up the cosplays people have done of that character, they’re so funny and creative 😂

    • @DaHuntsman1
      @DaHuntsman1 Před 2 lety +55

      considering how expensive those magarita's must have been, hell yeah he'd take them with him

    • @DMTurbo
      @DMTurbo Před 2 lety +57

      That's jimmy buffet, the owner of margaritaville, the restaurant he was running from

    • @VampireSexGoddess
      @VampireSexGoddess Před rokem

      Yeah I saw that too. Margaritas are your priority, dude?

    • @ryanjanis9184
      @ryanjanis9184 Před 7 měsíci +2

      @@DMTurbo Plus Jimmy Buffet of…being Jimmy effin (not his real middle name) Buffet. RIP.

  • @-JacksonSwain-
    @-JacksonSwain- Před rokem +5

    i dont know if you noticed this but the goggles that grey finds are actually the same type of goggles that time had in the first movie. just adding a little more nostalgia to the table.

    • @Korraganitar
      @Korraganitar Před rokem

      He did. That's why he referenced the "heavy, therefore expensive" line from that movie.

  • @owenbyrne9850
    @owenbyrne9850 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Delta being the raptor that kills Hoskins actually has some depth. earlier, when he is talking about the wolf puppy, he asks to pet Delta(when she is in that restraining device), does it, and Delta growls loudly. she clearly didn't like Hoskins. I love how you portray the Mosasaurus as just wanting quiet, like a stereotypical librarian.

  • @Cryptking_3
    @Cryptking_3 Před 3 lety +663

    "Dull machete for lamest kill"
    CZcams subtitles: "Almost ready for lame-ass kill"

    • @ColinCartoons
      @ColinCartoons Před 3 lety +4

      yes

    • @rageoholicsm4353
      @rageoholicsm4353 Před 3 lety +12

      Fun fact the CZcamsr (if they choose to) can make custom subtitles

    • @coolguyishere8851
      @coolguyishere8851 Před 3 lety +2

      @@rageoholicsm4353 but the ones that said that line are auto generated by CZcams so it wasn’t James who said that horrible translation

    • @ollieno971
      @ollieno971 Před 3 lety

      @@rageoholicsm4353 everyone knows that

    • @GazeGamerX
      @GazeGamerX Před 2 lety

      @@ollieno971 i didn't

  • @fyamada9332
    @fyamada9332 Před 3 lety +470

    Mosasauras: gets ticked off
    Indominous Rex: "why do I hear boss music?"

    • @dreademperor2094
      @dreademperor2094 Před 3 lety +24

      Mosasaurs: *jumps out of the water* I JUST WANT SOME PEACE!!!!! *bits the Indominous Rex neck and drags her into the water*

    • @fearbuttera9477
      @fearbuttera9477 Před 3 lety +4

      Nah he just wanted them to be quiet so it could sleep, that why it scared rexy and blue

    • @johnmonke8066
      @johnmonke8066 Před 3 lety +1

      *mosasaurus
      *Indominus

    • @calypsia
      @calypsia Před 3 lety +1

      @@fearbuttera9477 its a female its confirmed in feeding time

    • @KingKori_2x
      @KingKori_2x Před 3 lety

      @@emmalott1132 explain 🤔

  • @Realfm0lk
    @Realfm0lk Před 8 měsíci +1

    Jurassic world for sure has the best kills in the series

  • @ArthurCallahan899
    @ArthurCallahan899 Před 6 měsíci +1

    *Rexy And I-Rex Fighting*
    Mosasaur: "Can you not be yourself FOR FIVE MINUTES!!!!"

  • @PatrickBoyda
    @PatrickBoyda Před 5 lety +483

    Escalation. of Thumbnail monsters:
    JP: The Big One
    LW: T-Rex
    JP3: Spinosaurus
    JW: CHRIS PRATT OH GOD

  • @bugsyyyyyy
    @bugsyyyyyy Před 5 lety +781

    “This movie ain’t about to kill Chris Pratt”
    Thanos: *snap*

  • @areomorales6511
    @areomorales6511 Před 2 lety

    I remember how during my first year of online school that despite loving having my own schedule, classes, teacher, and hours I also sourly missed out on social interaction. I remember one afternoon I was in the middle of an English essay about south eastern religions and philosophies and discovered Dead Meat through their Predator kill count video only to immediately latched on and never let go. James and everyone involved has been such a comfort to me for years and even though I graduated in 2021 I still adore watching this channel so much :)

  • @JayceMinecraft
    @JayceMinecraft Před 6 dny

    "Show, don't tell!" - Dead Meat.
    Also Dead Meat: Ignores every single instance of showing in the movie, save for one scene. LMAO

  • @lucasdg6904
    @lucasdg6904 Před 3 lety +370

    I love how James isn’t even trying to hide his childlike love for dinosaurs

  • @ctshaffer1999
    @ctshaffer1999 Před 3 lety +549

    Fun Fact: Mosasaurs are actually a type of monitor lizard related to Komodo dragons. They likely had forked tongues in real life, just like living monitor lizards and snakes. Pterosaurs aren’t dinosaurs either, but they do share a common ancestor.

    • @Definitely_not_ai
      @Definitely_not_ai Před 3 lety +1

      Dear god.

    • @Judgement_Kazzy
      @Judgement_Kazzy Před 3 lety +7

      Indominus: "I fear no dinosaur, but that... thing... It scares me"

    • @zerojake4387
      @zerojake4387 Před 2 lety

      Ok

    • @its1899
      @its1899 Před 2 lety +4

      theyre not monitor lizards, they're related to them.

    • @sorrenblitz805
      @sorrenblitz805 Před 2 lety +7

      Mosasaurs are actually True Lizards, in the same family as Monitor Lizards and Komodo dragons, but not actually a monitor Lizard.
      Also saying something shares a common ancestor is really basic, all life on earth shares a common ancestor.

  • @LFBluedog64
    @LFBluedog64 Před rokem +1

    'Dinosaw' is living in my head rent free

  • @switchfan9471
    @switchfan9471 Před 2 lety +5

    14:54 I love this part of the movie
    So chaotic

  • @killanoidd
    @killanoidd Před 4 lety +741

    Irrfan Khan just passed away, RIP dude :(

  • @francescogulisano2917
    @francescogulisano2917 Před 4 lety +454

    Me: oh, Zara seems nice, I hope nothing bad happens to her
    James: here comes the most brutal and drawn out death of the movie
    Me: ...

    • @borntodie823
      @borntodie823 Před 3 lety +23

      Same I was rooting for her but when she died they didn't even care and I was so mad!

    • @cloudshines812
      @cloudshines812 Před 3 lety +14

      That’s proof that in Jurassic Park, it doesn’t matter if your nice or standard. The dinos still kill because they’re animals. And sometimes, even to the nicest of us, death can lead to brutal ways to go

    • @beckettmaffei
      @beckettmaffei Před 3 lety +7

      @@borntodie823 I'm so confused when people say they liked her. She might not have deserved what she got, but she was a jerk. She was careless, and she let the kids run off. She was rude overall, and I predicted her death.

    • @jonathanhill4504
      @jonathanhill4504 Před 3 lety +3

      simp

    • @davidfuchs845
      @davidfuchs845 Před 3 lety +5

      Considering The Lost World ripped Eddie Carr in half for the sin of trying to selflessly save the dumbass main characters, I can't really say that Zara's death is all that atypical. Some characters get a comeuppance death, but by and large people just...die in the series.

  • @RavenclawReigns
    @RavenclawReigns Před rokem +1

    One of my favourite movies ever! My only sad moment was when Zara was killed; she didn't deserve to die in physical and mental agony :((. Zara was still my fav character tho.

  • @MyWorld-eb9oz
    @MyWorld-eb9oz Před 6 měsíci +1

    Ya know, Vic's death looks more painful than Zara's and he just wouldn't have been able to scream well enough for the death to reach its full potential.

  • @scatteredheros8557
    @scatteredheros8557 Před 5 lety +637

    I'm still excited about these f**king plastic toys Dude!!!😂

  • @timstar6701
    @timstar6701 Před 5 lety +262

    16:44
    Fat bad dude: with or without you
    Me: with or without the only guy who can control the raptors

    • @noneofyourbusiness4294
      @noneofyourbusiness4294 Před 4 lety +10

      And even Owen didn't have full control over them. He raised them, they still don't fully listen to him. What was the plan of the fat dude? Without Owen they'd have turned on the humans immediately. That's pretty much the entire point of the scene, where that one dude fell into the raptors paddock

    • @RavynMad121
      @RavynMad121 Před 4 lety +5

      That was kind of the point of the character: only sees what he wants to see. He was totally dumb enough to try running that mission without Owen, probably thought himself badass enough to control them himself.

    • @ajmiller3100
      @ajmiller3100 Před 4 lety +1

      Chexpet he was dumb enough to run that mission without Owen, but Owen should have been smart enough to know that mission doesn’t run successfully without him. Say these beasts don’t listen to anyone but me, so without me they’ll just eat you. Don’t matter how dumb you are, that makes sense.

  • @CptDawner
    @CptDawner Před rokem +1

    Just because you’re good at your job or even a good person doesn’t mean you’re safe. If only good characters died in these movies that’s how we get Fallen Kingdom.

  • @capnjackYT
    @capnjackYT Před 2 lety

    Renowned comedy duo “kids in ball”
    LMAOOOOO that’s the hardest I’ve ever laughed watching one of these, thank u james

  • @epicface2329
    @epicface2329 Před 4 lety +220

    9/10
    Not enough peace and quiet for the mosasaur.

  • @nolanc9432
    @nolanc9432 Před 4 lety +401

    The Mosausaur, everything about it, terrified me of going into pools that I can’t touch the bottom.

    • @princessazulaofthefirenati5870
      @princessazulaofthefirenati5870 Před 4 lety +11

      Oooooofffff i live in Hawaii when i first saw the movie i was scared to go the beach😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @shrek_yt1162
      @shrek_yt1162 Před 4 lety

      Pee pee

    • @kujikawathemeekmage3640
      @kujikawathemeekmage3640 Před 4 lety +2

      Where Is Waldo - you really need to not ruin the fun

    • @jebalitabb8228
      @jebalitabb8228 Před 4 lety +6

      Where Is Waldo I still look over my shoulder after rewatching IT follows, I don’t expect a demon to actually be there tho. Your logic is dumb you don’t seem to understand how horror works

    • @jebalitabb8228
      @jebalitabb8228 Před 4 lety +7

      Where Is Waldo I’m not sure if you’re playing a character and only pretending to be disabled, so good job it’s very convincing

  • @jaredbrannon1601
    @jaredbrannon1601 Před 2 lety +7

    They see me rolling 11:30

  • @normalhuman9878
    @normalhuman9878 Před rokem +2

    Reminds me of my cringe teenage years where I had a velociraptor OC with feathers and the same empathy as Blue.
    Mostly because I like dinosaurs with feathers and was so upset that the JW raptors didn’t have them

    • @M1DLL
      @M1DLL Před rokem +1

      Nah I prefer JP/JW Raptors I think they are cute! (But deadly)

    • @normalhuman9878
      @normalhuman9878 Před rokem +1

      @@M1DLL but they could’ve been _fluffy_

  • @faye61
    @faye61 Před 3 lety +755

    "Who's the alpha"
    "you're lookin' at 'em kid"
    and
    "can we stay with you?-no no, him"
    are my favorite interactions in this movie, just two kids who wanna have fun with chris

    • @MANiRo5OobittO
      @MANiRo5OobittO Před 3 lety +20

      i honestly cringed at the dialogue between the kids and chris, lmao the movie sucked with its dialogue

    • @faye61
      @faye61 Před 3 lety +25

      @@MANiRo5OobittO that's fine but.....it's not a big deal

    • @caneloex5897
      @caneloex5897 Před 3 lety +3

      @@MANiRo5OobittO stfu

    • @mr_blue7161
      @mr_blue7161 Před 3 lety +6

      Well I mean it is Chris pratt

    • @luvvsushi6581
      @luvvsushi6581 Před 2 lety +5

      @@faye61 exactly. Don’t know why people get so pressed. Just enjoy it start to end

  • @therealestohioan
    @therealestohioan Před 3 lety +190

    Indo Rex: roars for 2 seconds
    Mosasaur:
    Roses are red,
    a king wears a crown,
    you wouldn't shut up,
    so prepare to drown.

    • @ttxlovely8629
      @ttxlovely8629 Před 3 lety +29

      mosasaur: violets are blue
      grass is green
      would you be quiet
      you fucking noise machine?

    • @Alfie_chat
      @Alfie_chat Před 3 lety +3

      @@ttxlovely8629 lol

    • @zuno6946
      @zuno6946 Před 3 lety +4

      @KARAH BOWDEN you ruined the masterpieces of those rhymes

  • @braedenrichardson3077
    @braedenrichardson3077 Před 2 lety

    I love it when you make wrestling jokes so fricking funny

  • @bandit_six5418
    @bandit_six5418 Před 2 lety +2

    Gotta agree; all the “normal day at the theme park” stuff WORKED for my inner child.

  • @jcdenton7060
    @jcdenton7060 Před 5 lety +281

    I love how for every video you change your decorations in every video to fit the movie

    • @NeoArashi
      @NeoArashi Před 5 lety +3

      jc Denton Except the Jason Vorhees and Ghostface masks

    • @supersaiyanbro
      @supersaiyanbro Před 5 lety +2

      Noticed that too

  • @sprite_cranberry_noob4310
    @sprite_cranberry_noob4310 Před 4 lety +135

    The death that made me cry:
    Charlie.
    And Delta.

    • @yntristn
      @yntristn Před 4 lety +1

      DevilYT You know Im pretty sure Charlie got blown up by a Rocket launcher James Even Said that

    • @yntristn
      @yntristn Před 4 lety

      And delta got Burned by up by the fire And James also said something

    • @virces6563
      @virces6563 Před 4 lety

      I love seeing the carnivore dinosaurs die.

    • @ky_piece
      @ky_piece Před 4 lety

      sprite_cranberry_noob TRUE

    • @mapleflag6518
      @mapleflag6518 Před 4 lety +1

      Capricae Vegan detected.

  • @HupsoniX
    @HupsoniX Před rokem +3

    "I want to see this little kid *cry from terror* "
    ~ JAJ 2018

  • @jackfrankenfield7407
    @jackfrankenfield7407 Před rokem +1

    This was one of the first movies I saw in the theater and just fell in love with, 10 year old me abasolutely loved this movie and at 17 I still do, one of my favorites

  • @jonathanweaver5310
    @jonathanweaver5310 Před 3 lety +122

    Worst bit with Zara's death, is you can see her trying to crawl out right before the Mososaurus' jaws snap closed

  • @superxmario128
    @superxmario128 Před 5 lety +616

    I always thought that Zara's death was meant to be a joke over how females have never died in any of the JP movies which is why they gave her such a brutal death scene.

    • @cashlintner8492
      @cashlintner8492 Před 5 lety +4

      superxmario128 I thought that too

    • @deepbhlue7973
      @deepbhlue7973 Před 5 lety +8

      Malaska :D did you even see the part where it said her death and her name

    • @irishguy051
      @irishguy051 Před 5 lety +37

      I also feel like the number should be two female deaths, because one of those ACU soldiers from the "IT CAN CAMOFLAUGE" scene is clearly female. Shes one of the closest ones to the Indominus, so it would make sense that she got caught in the rampage.

    • @juno_4492
      @juno_4492 Před 5 lety +4

      irishguy051 Plus all the dinosaurs death, they’re females

    • @cobusleroux2169
      @cobusleroux2169 Před 5 lety +38

      It felt so forced and, as he said, mean-spirited. the entire point of the kill was to remind us that the Mosasaur was still there but it could have been any other person and served the same function. Zara was actually a character I felt a bit of sympathy for then they just murdered her, it was even a kill, it was outright murder. She was singled out entirely for some reason and just killed. Out of the entire movie where dinosaurs kill people, this scene is the one thing that i remember because it bothered me so much.

  • @XcitedSituation
    @XcitedSituation Před rokem +1

    I like how the mosasaurus only attacks because it wants some piece and quiet.

  • @tcayzer
    @tcayzer Před 7 měsíci

    James, I freakin' love your call out to the Mercedes commercials!! Has me rolling })

  • @Dr_Universe2007
    @Dr_Universe2007 Před 4 lety +340

    The person who played the guy who died in front of Zach and gray actually played one of the ingen hunter from the lost world who survived

    • @JurassicProductions
      @JurassicProductions Před 4 lety +7

      Aidan Beirne Wait what? Which hunter? Cause besides Roland, Ajay, Ludlow, Bakker, Stark and Carter, I don’t remember anyone who even looks like the guy here.

    • @CovenantFieldMarshal
      @CovenantFieldMarshal Před 4 lety +7

      the hunter becomes the hunted

    • @mcmanus77
      @mcmanus77 Před 4 lety +2

      @@JurassicProductions wait who is called ajay because that's my real life name

    • @mcmanus77
      @mcmanus77 Před 4 lety +1

      The guy who opend the truck?

    • @dominickninz9666
      @dominickninz9666 Před 4 lety +1

      @@mcmanus77 Ajay is from the lost world:jurassic park which was killed by a raptor off-screen

  • @BebaBoop10
    @BebaBoop10 Před 4 lety +462

    James: they’re not about to kill Chris Pratt
    Marvel : Hold my beer

  • @elessartelcontar147
    @elessartelcontar147 Před 2 lety +2

    I breaks my suspension of disbelief is the I-Rex talking to the raptors.
    Like, in the first movie, Clever girl didn't really "talked" to her pack, she just growled and bit them. The fifth movie (+some lines in the books) implies that all the dinos show weird behaviors because the first generations didn't have any parents to teach them anything, they basically relly on pure instinct, that's why they behave like killing machines, chasing humans even when it doen'st make any sense. By the third movie, we see a generation of raptors that already developed some kind of comunication, there has been a few generations already.
    The issue with this scene is that Blue, Delta. Charlie and Echo grew up in isolation. They wouldn't be able to "talk" to other raptors, but I can accept that they actually "talk" to one another. What is utterly bizarre and immersion-breaking is that Indominus, who was raised in isolation after eating its own brother, knows how to "talk" to the Raptor Pack.

  • @yoyohenboi7955
    @yoyohenboi7955 Před 2 lety +2

    "I wanna see this little kid cry from terror" totally going to bring that out of context.