The most dangerous jokes ever! 🤣

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  • čas přidán 15. 12. 2022

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  • @bobbucks
    @bobbucks Před rokem +141614

    Remember these are jokes they wrote for eachother. Che wrote these for Collin.

    • @Arcanecide
      @Arcanecide Před rokem +4396

      Lmao guy really pinned the trigger warning

    • @raywideman7157
      @raywideman7157 Před rokem +2154

      Ok, that makes more sense, he kept looking like he was waiting for the beating to come

    • @alanbrowning4836
      @alanbrowning4836 Před rokem +2439

      Che writes racist jokes for Colin and Colin writes sexual deviant jokes for Che.

    • @bobbucks
      @bobbucks Před rokem +266

      @@alanbrowning4836 yeah its hilarious

    • @ericko777
      @ericko777 Před rokem +134

      So then it's okay?

  • @asilva5021
    @asilva5021 Před rokem +107397

    Che is a fucking demon writing these jokes for Collin lmaoo

    • @harrisonskelton6934
      @harrisonskelton6934 Před rokem +690

      Right! Some actual real comedy we can all laugh with each other.

    • @swordzanderson5352
      @swordzanderson5352 Před rokem +321

      People help each other out. Friends pull stupid pranks on each other and laugh their ass off from their reactions.

    • @NfamousKayeGames
      @NfamousKayeGames Před rokem +133

      It’s so awful in the best way possible 😂😂😂

    • @mckitty2628
      @mckitty2628 Před rokem

      This is so funny but also so sad cuz you know this man is going to receive death threats from uneducated people who think they're saving the world when in reality they're just actively making victims of black people who are tired of White Nights

    • @swordzanderson5352
      @swordzanderson5352 Před rokem

      @@mckitty2628 But they are also telling the entire world "I'm a big f*cking idiot" so there are benefits. These two would most likely just laugh at how stupid people can be.

  • @bohakasha
    @bohakasha Před 4 měsíci +2156

    As a black man, that was incredibly funny. I was cracking my ribs. The punchline was packing 😂😂😂

    • @TopODaMernin
      @TopODaMernin Před 2 měsíci +8

      Do you know any black guys that are ACTUALLY offended at stereotypical joking as friendly banter?

    • @chrisparker5796
      @chrisparker5796 Před 2 měsíci +7

      As a black man I also found them funny.

    • @fitxfour1072
      @fitxfour1072 Před 2 měsíci +3

      The slight hesitation, laughter and wincing mid joke made it so much funnier.

    • @Arch3an
      @Arch3an Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@chrisparker5796😂 funny

    • @chrisparker5796
      @chrisparker5796 Před 2 měsíci

      @@Arch3an i try my best...

  • @Mind_and_Money
    @Mind_and_Money Před měsícem +30

    Che is trying to turn Scarlett Johansson into widow😂

  • @davidreinhard6037
    @davidreinhard6037 Před rokem +13008

    Seriously, I've never in my life heard better racist jokes than racist jokes created by the people of the race whom the joke is about

    • @imhere8380
      @imhere8380 Před rokem +101

      You must be American with that answer

    • @nebunezz_r
      @nebunezz_r Před rokem +323

      ​@@imhere8380 he's right.

    • @jasmineliang3286
      @jasmineliang3286 Před rokem +214

      it’s because we know ourselves lmaoo

    • @davidbintliff2852
      @davidbintliff2852 Před rokem +206

      Yesssssss. I once stayed up late with a black friend of mine who was minimum 25 years older than me. And he would make us listen to black jokes and he'd get so dark that it'd make you cry laughing. He was a funny dude. We didn't have very good white jokes until after him. They were so brutal 😂 love that man RIP

    • @llamatreee
      @llamatreee Před rokem

      Because nobody else is allowed to tell jokes about other races, unless it’s about white people.

  • @therubydude2117
    @therubydude2117 Před rokem +10293

    Che basically went "Im about to ruin this man's whole career" and actually followed through 💀

    • @matieshaburley3760
      @matieshaburley3760 Před rokem +51

      This ain't even the worst joke he's written for collin🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mariaprada7373
      @mariaprada7373 Před rokem

      Hahaha

    • @dickhanes7094
      @dickhanes7094 Před rokem +2

      Can you just shut the fuck up and enjoy the jokes for what they are without resorting to this "whitey getting owned" retarded bullshit?

    • @djdameswholdames
      @djdameswholdames Před 6 měsíci

      U mean like racists have been rapinf white ppl for decades

    • @JOSEPH_KUSIMBA
      @JOSEPH_KUSIMBA Před 6 měsíci +1

      What career?....lol

  • @mandolfc9549
    @mandolfc9549 Před 5 měsíci +230

    “That’s pretty racist Collin” 😂 it wasn’t in the short but it fits every time

    • @TheRealMrCrowley
      @TheRealMrCrowley Před měsícem +1

      Especially since che wrote them

    • @Lootensansy2308
      @Lootensansy2308 Před měsícem

      Noting is racist about. America
      People make from
      Mouse a racist thing. Ben in Europa if you say my night to black guy the thé don’t even feel offended about only in the usa it’s

    • @paulwalsh8469
      @paulwalsh8469 Před měsícem

      'i wouldn't have said that!' 😂

  • @danydeezy3243
    @danydeezy3243 Před měsícem +9

    "Man of Steal" 😂😂😂

  • @Boondaba
    @Boondaba Před 6 měsíci +12299

    You know the only difference between Batman and Blackman is Batman can go a night without Robin.

  • @Yahya.Muhammad
    @Yahya.Muhammad Před rokem +2935

    I’m black and those jokes were hilarious, especially the hard day work being kryptonite … Che risked your life dude 😂😂😂😂

    • @2alsen
      @2alsen Před rokem +14

      that's the one that got me like bruhh

    • @CarlosHernandez-bp4ul
      @CarlosHernandez-bp4ul Před rokem +1

      I don't get the kryptonite one. Damn it!

    • @2alsen
      @2alsen Před rokem +13

      @@CarlosHernandez-bp4ul like that's their weakness, not being able to do an honest day of work

    • @kingxrxdical8987
      @kingxrxdical8987 Před rokem

      Nobody cares that if you’re black

    • @jaykenyon1
      @jaykenyon1 Před rokem

      Tbh racist jokes are just funny. Like what's funnier than wet back? Mexicans think that shit is funny.

  • @princesshoy3510
    @princesshoy3510 Před měsícem +18

    😂😂😂😂 I’m black and this shit is cracking me up 😂😂😂😂😂 laughter is the best medicine even if it’s racist 😂😂😂

  • @j.t.5826
    @j.t.5826 Před 4 měsíci +58

    Comedy brings us all together. I remember Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy and the rest of them telling jokes like this. They made fun of everyone...😊

    • @ShinyHunterkt
      @ShinyHunterkt Před 4 měsíci

      David spade made a joke on SNL about eddie murphy's movie bombing, eddie murphy called him and screamed at him lol

  • @michaelschweigart3517
    @michaelschweigart3517 Před rokem +28979

    These jokes may sound funny, but Che is actually trying to get Collin murdered

    • @harysonsharma6420
      @harysonsharma6420 Před rokem +164

      ​@@Droid6689 💀

    • @ThomasSawyers
      @ThomasSawyers Před rokem

      ​@@Droid6689 what a strange statement, lemme guess, you have fantasies of somebody attacking you and then you overpower them💀 you sound like a loser lol

    • @larrygill2223
      @larrygill2223 Před rokem +58

      Pretty sure Che co-writes these jokes as well

    • @its_kumar_babyyy
      @its_kumar_babyyy Před rokem +11

      Lmaoo

    • @not_glad
      @not_glad Před rokem +2

      Black people actually have some of the best humour 👌, he's only at risk of murder by some woke white guy.

  • @ivocanevo
    @ivocanevo Před rokem +7970

    There's something unexpectedly wholesome about a white guy being forced to tell racist jokes by the black guy who wrote them, and everyone can get both their laughs and their cringe out hysterically. It brings us together 😀💕

    • @vogelvogeltje
      @vogelvogeltje Před rokem +27

      I get what you’re saying….. but the literal white elephant in the room is just too big to ignore.

    • @randomman2938
      @randomman2938 Před rokem +229

      @@vogelvogeltje no it’s not

    • @cheesyconqueso1326
      @cheesyconqueso1326 Před rokem +409

      @@vogelvogeltje nope, im very black and very entertained. People choose to be offended by things rather than just enjoying them

    • @Papa_Straight
      @Papa_Straight Před rokem

      ​@@vogelvogeltje stfu white boy. can't wait to call your own people racist can ya?

    • @squared3724
      @squared3724 Před rokem +66

      ​@@cheesyconqueso1326exactly that

  • @sassytrini
    @sassytrini Před 4 měsíci +145

    The honest day's work is my fav😂😂

    • @luisahumada6081
      @luisahumada6081 Před 3 měsíci +2

      Man of steal is better... Hahahaha

    • @ChrisMartin-pu6cv
      @ChrisMartin-pu6cv Před měsícem

      That "honest days work" is very true 😂 sorry to say but every man of "culture" at my work place has either been fired for taking too many off days and didn't do much work anyway or quite because of the work🙄 😂😂😂 no word of a lie

    • @sassytrini
      @sassytrini Před měsícem

      @@ChrisMartin-pu6cv 😂

  • @AmericanMight
    @AmericanMight Před 2 měsíci +170

    Man of steal is crazy 😂😂

  • @apronfluffy
    @apronfluffy Před rokem +4871

    The black guy wrote most of those jokes and really wanted him to say it you can see it in his face

    • @BloodOath
      @BloodOath Před rokem

      So if a white guy wrote these jokes it would be different that’s the dumbest shit ever

    • @apronfluffy
      @apronfluffy Před rokem +18

      @@BloodOath nah you being twitter I would’ve still laugh either way

    • @YoopiBoom
      @YoopiBoom Před rokem +8

      Very observant

    • @nitro6875
      @nitro6875 Před rokem +5

      Ok dad

    • @apronfluffy
      @apronfluffy Před rokem +30

      @@nitro6875 thank you for listening son

  • @ReignSupreme2014
    @ReignSupreme2014 Před rokem +6625

    This is why comedy is so important. So we can poke fun at each other and laugh together. I'm a black man and this clip had me in tears. Comedy is so important guys.

    • @Light-tc8xc
      @Light-tc8xc Před rokem +86

      Che wrote these jokes for him to tell! He’s always scared to read them 😂

    • @HermanWillems
      @HermanWillems Před rokem +87

      Dude the people at my work who are complete good friends and have each others back and are from different races. Are making racist jokes whole day. But they all know they love each other drink a beer and always have each others back. Weird but i love that. Fuck we should just love each other as humans and accept we are different but can still just be best friends and enjoy life together. Its all about true intent deep inside.

    • @BinuJasim
      @BinuJasim Před rokem

      Comedy is important until they gun you down walking down a street because of your skin color.

    • @OursonAaron302
      @OursonAaron302 Před rokem +4

      👏👏👏👏

    • @beneg417
      @beneg417 Před rokem +25

      ​@@HermanWillems Absolutely. The problem comes in when people use an insult as a weapon then try and cover it up as a joke.

  • @hbirtic146
    @hbirtic146 Před 2 měsíci +17

    Legend says that studio is his new home after those jokes 🤣

  • @MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis

    “The Man of Steel- spelled S T E A L”
    has me dead 😂😂😂 no he didn’t
    That has to be one of the funniest jokes ever on SNL

  • @bud389
    @bud389 Před rokem +2739

    "Man of steal" - Probably the best black Superman joke I've ever heard.

    • @skylarryals4837
      @skylarryals4837 Před rokem +10

      Would have been even better if he didn't spell out S T E A L lollll

    • @cleangoblin2021
      @cleangoblin2021 Před rokem +13

      ​@@skylarryals4837 oh i agree. Let the people figure out the punchline

    • @Jaywant811
      @Jaywant811 Před rokem +2

      What's the third joke can anyone tell??

    • @IlIIlIIIIlIIllllIIlllIII
      @IlIIlIIIIlIIllllIIlllIII Před rokem +5

      I believe I got an image of that where Man of Steal is flying away with a bike he stole.

    • @liamthehero9191
      @liamthehero9191 Před rokem +1

      😯😧😳🥶🥵

  • @cogahan3105
    @cogahan3105 Před rokem +9299

    Man of Steal is the funniest thing I've heard in a month

    • @Ghost011
      @Ghost011 Před rokem +8

      😂😭😂

    • @slavasmrti3328
      @slavasmrti3328 Před rokem +16

      watch out Walgreens

    • @rashJ14
      @rashJ14 Před rokem +6

      Can you explain this Joke

    • @cogahan3105
      @cogahan3105 Před rokem

      @@rashJ14 Superman is the Man of Steel, as you know.
      It's a racial (and inaccurate) stereotype that black people rob/mug other people, so the black Superman is referred to as "the Man of Steal"

    • @rashJ14
      @rashJ14 Před rokem +1

      @@cogahan3105 damn 😂😂😂

  • @Vismaya-xf5pm
    @Vismaya-xf5pm Před 5 měsíci +17

    These are far better than any standup comedian 😂

  • @stevekombolis
    @stevekombolis Před 5 měsíci +5

    They've made this wholesome yet still funny as f. That's how you do comedy . Che is always so proud of his jokes lol

  • @homohumanoperson4565
    @homohumanoperson4565 Před rokem +8007

    And people, this is how we end racism

    • @yourangelinfleshorsackclot1523
      @yourangelinfleshorsackclot1523 Před rokem +11

      only 11 likes ...

    • @EmmarainePink
      @EmmarainePink Před rokem +135

      And this, people, is how we end racism. Absolutely agreed lmao the jokes are hilarious

    • @hondatrailblazer4180
      @hondatrailblazer4180 Před rokem +16

      ​@your angel in flesh or sack cloth prophet you must of made that comment like 2 minutes after he made his comment, I see almost 200 likes

    • @yourangelinfleshorsackclot1523
      @yourangelinfleshorsackclot1523 Před rokem

      @@hondatrailblazer4180 its a start .... only need 5,999,999,999,798 to "unite as lions and sheep" ....

    • @jakkeday1
      @jakkeday1 Před rokem +53

      No it's not - if anything it will perpetuate it. All it does is reinforce the negative sterotypes.

  • @arbsppyt-k-n7577
    @arbsppyt-k-n7577 Před rokem +1939

    The way he laughs like he fears for his life. Che is a messed up friend to write those for him. I love them.

    • @jaimeaneiva849
      @jaimeaneiva849 Před rokem +2

      😂

    • @Cloudipy
      @Cloudipy Před rokem +5

      He doesn't seem scared at all for his life, it looks like he had even more in store😂

    • @user-yo1ji8hr4x
      @user-yo1ji8hr4x Před 6 měsíci +2

      Such is their friendship, they understand each other 'Humour'. I enjoy their section the most.😊😅

  • @chantelversace3981
    @chantelversace3981 Před 5 měsíci +8

    I think from time to time he may think Che secretly hates him and is trying to get him shot. 😂

  • @ashleyking3385
    @ashleyking3385 Před 5 měsíci +37

    I can picture Che giggling to himself the night before as he wrote them

  • @siramoras
    @siramoras Před 6 měsíci +7750

    The S-T-E-A-L joke was just perfect 😅

    • @rajsel8761
      @rajsel8761 Před 5 měsíci +41

      Black superman makes sense as he never knew or met his biological father!

    • @jov001
      @jov001 Před 5 měsíci +6

      Its fine to do that kind of joke to a close friend

    • @Manoj17Patankar
      @Manoj17Patankar Před 5 měsíci +8

      In the same vein as Norm's Chairman of the 'Bored'

    • @CarBleach
      @CarBleach Před 5 měsíci +8

      @@jov001it’s fine to do in general, people just need to grow a spine over a clear and painfully obvious joke

    • @TheMannis.
      @TheMannis. Před 5 měsíci +2

      It's an honest days work for me😂

  • @annemarie5427
    @annemarie5427 Před 9 hodinami

    This is the 1st thing I watched when I woke up, I was rollin in my bed offensively funny is good comedy. 😂🤣

  • @bldmyamean8352
    @bldmyamean8352 Před 2 měsíci +6

    As a blakie.. im laughing my ass off because I can't beleive how accurate this is 🤣🤣🤣

  • @traviswhack8335
    @traviswhack8335 Před rokem +4601

    As a black man I must say these jokes are extremely racist. Ah who am I kidding this funny asf. Especially the way he takes no comfort in saying them 😂😂

    • @munkandbear2818
      @munkandbear2818 Před rokem +94

      The dude is gonna be looking over his shoulder all the way home. Lol.

    • @AutisticAthena
      @AutisticAthena Před rokem +248

      That's because the joke is ACTUALLY ON HIM. The jokes were written by the black comedian sitting next to him giggling his ass off.

    • @unwnme
      @unwnme Před rokem

      You are no person to decide where someone's comfort zone is right or not. Are you comfortable that he is (supposedly by you) uncomfortable, yes you are. You said it yourself. So the end result is he does not know you or has any obligations towards you, so you fabricate obligations for him that makes you comfortable. Seriously. Wtf. Get a brain.

    • @traviswhack8335
      @traviswhack8335 Před rokem

      @@unwnme f$&k off it’s always some jerk trying to make an argument about something. To be frank I have absolutely no problem with what I said. And if you do who cares. Not my job to care about your feelings just as it’s not yours or his to care about mine.

    • @Joshua-xf4qv
      @Joshua-xf4qv Před rokem +16

      @@AutisticAthena obv he knows that right

  • @aleighb6433
    @aleighb6433 Před rokem +4930

    Colin’s awkward laughter + Che’s genuine laughter is just ✨chef’s kiss✨

  • @MavikBow
    @MavikBow Před měsícem

    Being able to comprehensibly speak while bursting with laughter is a talent in and of itself. When I'm laughing this hard I can barely mouth a word.

  • @dennisarch1980
    @dennisarch1980 Před 25 dny

    The fact that he seems like a nice guy and he’s just rolling with the punches and being so nonchalant makes this so much better 😂

  • @TheDeadCritic
    @TheDeadCritic Před 6 měsíci +4945

    This is why comedy should NOT be censored

    • @kubawoowio9989
      @kubawoowio9989 Před 5 měsíci +21

      That wasn't realy funny. At least to me

    • @TheDeadCritic
      @TheDeadCritic Před 5 měsíci +168

      @@kubawoowio9989 It had a couple funny moments but it's more about the freedom to joke about sensitive subjects. It helps people relax and think from different perspectives. 👍

    • @thomasboi2255
      @thomasboi2255 Před 5 měsíci +90

      ​@@kubawoowio9989it was absolutely hilarious to me and im brown

    • @kubawoowio9989
      @kubawoowio9989 Před 5 měsíci +6

      @@thomasboi2255
      Allright, if you like it. I don't

    • @___idk
      @___idk Před 5 měsíci +1

      ...

  • @robertbohun4349
    @robertbohun4349 Před rokem +10055

    This is how you end racism. Learning to laugh at ourselves.

    • @30trap76
      @30trap76 Před rokem +299

      Nah. Racist people have to learn to not be racist.

    • @robertbohun4349
      @robertbohun4349 Před rokem

      @@30trap76 what does that mean when everything is racist??? Maybe you should start with your own self delete.

    • @30trap76
      @30trap76 Před rokem +300

      @@robertbohun4349 Everything isnt racist. Racist people are responsible for their racism. Not anyone else.

    • @henryclarkiii285
      @henryclarkiii285 Před rokem

      Except if your black lmao.. racism isn't funny until it's your turn lol

    • @aquafreesh9219
      @aquafreesh9219 Před rokem +304

      We ended it back in the 90s blazing saddles was the best example of how stupid, ignorant, and funny racism was. This modern woke BS brought racism right back into focus, so we just need to mock it until it goes away and people ONCE AGAIN realize how pointless and stupid racism actually is.

  • @RisingStar100_
    @RisingStar100_ Před 2 měsíci

    How cute he is! His voice,his laugh...godddddd I'm flattered....i wanna have him❤❤❤

  • @grimstravels3416
    @grimstravels3416 Před 4 měsíci +2

    I like that humor is still around. People are too damn offended nowadays. This was genuinely hysterical

  • @miurasvlamborghini
    @miurasvlamborghini Před rokem +8017

    That S T E A L last line is most definitely a nod to the late Great Norm Macdonald.

    • @brotherben4357
      @brotherben4357 Před rokem +99

      I thought the same thing - bored vs board

    • @EnigmaRecluse
      @EnigmaRecluse Před rokem +40

      I don't think it was a nod to norm but that's a very sweet sentiment

    • @poly408
      @poly408 Před rokem +16

      @@EnigmaRecluse you obviously do know norms style. He loves where the set up
      Is also the punchline. Maybe be quiet if you don’t know.

    • @wyldeyouth
      @wyldeyouth Před rokem +15

      He is just playing with words. He's not nodding to Norm

    • @poly408
      @poly408 Před rokem

      @@EnigmaRecluse dam right. Know you place peon. Or boomer because you sound old af.

  • @UncommonSenz
    @UncommonSenz Před rokem +1988

    And this is how we end racism guys.

    • @MasterOfJack
      @MasterOfJack Před rokem +14

      yep

    • @wtfdtreats
      @wtfdtreats Před rokem +14

      Well a convo is a little more nuanced than that but sure.

    • @UncommonSenz
      @UncommonSenz Před rokem +26

      @@wtfdtreats this puts us on a calm footing for a conversation

    • @EveHyland-in8jb9ti9y
      @EveHyland-in8jb9ti9y Před rokem +8

      We ended it it's kinda just made a comeback.

    • @driftingwolf0
      @driftingwolf0 Před rokem +28

      ​​@@EveHyland-in8jb9ti9y racism too useful to keep the peasants fighting amongst themselves.

  • @kingstonperez-2484
    @kingstonperez-2484 Před 5 měsíci +3

    Call him Batman because he just can’t go without Robbin

  • @totandey9530
    @totandey9530 Před 5 měsíci +3

    That abandonment joke hit hard😂😂, cause it's so real.

  • @think.create07
    @think.create07 Před rokem +1687

    I had a straight face, but lost it it at “Man of steal” 😂😂😂

  • @ChukwubuDike
    @ChukwubuDike Před rokem +2435

    As a Nigerian, I find this jokes hilarious 😂

    • @davidmiles8953
      @davidmiles8953 Před rokem +16

      Fellow Nigerian here.. they're fucking hilarious 😂😂

    • @andrew1898
      @andrew1898 Před rokem +5

      ​@@davidmiles8953 really David....really....

    • @davidmiles8953
      @davidmiles8953 Před rokem

      @@davida99 hey y'all come look it's the heritage police 😂😂you don't know nothing bout being 100% African I promise you that..how tf you assume 'em jokes Don't apply to us?? Where tf you think I live? Clown a#$ mf

    • @davida99
      @davida99 Před rokem +14

      @@davidmiles8953 these are stereotypes of Black Americans… not Nigerians. The two are very different

    • @foreignfat6009
      @foreignfat6009 Před rokem

      ​@@davida99 Huh. But american blacks keep refering to all black people as "our people."
      Which is retarded, but it happens a lot

  • @pologormain2239
    @pologormain2239 Před měsícem

    These two are just Gold!! :p

  • @onlykhai1914
    @onlykhai1914 Před měsícem

    The last joke got me dying, now I’m dead.

  • @tbella5186
    @tbella5186 Před rokem +376

    He doesn't need enemies when his friends write him jokes like this.

  • @randomdude1635
    @randomdude1635 Před rokem +2710

    I'm black and this is the funniest shit I've ever seen 😂

    • @ASVAS
      @ASVAS Před rokem +56

      Cause there is big difference between joke and insult

    • @diablocult
      @diablocult Před rokem +32

      We don't need your black validation to laugh

    • @nothankslmao3
      @nothankslmao3 Před rokem

      ​@@diablocult And yet you got his black validation. Cry about it freak.

    • @carlosapp321
      @carlosapp321 Před rokem

      ​@@diablocultwe dont need your hate or even your personality, get out

    • @rickandmortyslime7963
      @rickandmortyslime7963 Před rokem

      ​@@diablocult it's other white people acting like this is racist

  • @elylopezgonzalez3668
    @elylopezgonzalez3668 Před měsícem +1

    I keep watching over and over, and laughing more and more! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Mx12b
    @Mx12b Před 5 měsíci +4

    I love how proud Che is whenever the camera cuts to him during these bits lol

  • @jessefram2432
    @jessefram2432 Před rokem +3301

    I love how Che wrote in-between bits to make it sound like Colin wrote them "before we go, I JUST thought of another punchline to that black Superman joke" so good.

    • @colinvandam8113
      @colinvandam8113 Před rokem +9

      I actually did write it myself...

    • @thehungrychiken
      @thehungrychiken Před rokem +15

      ​@@colinvandam8113it's weird you couldn't get your original username

    • @colinvandam8113
      @colinvandam8113 Před rokem +1

      @@thehungrychiken thats my stage name

    • @jacobviator3118
      @jacobviator3118 Před rokem

      ​@@colinvandam8113 and Scarlett is just your stage wife.. 🤔🤷‍♂️

  • @migsy3302
    @migsy3302 Před 5 měsíci +6212

    You can see the fear on his eyes like he has been held hostage thinking -I'm no making it home tonight 😂

    • @magnificentmuttley154
      @magnificentmuttley154 Před 5 měsíci +13

      So youre saying thats why Colin closed his eyes at the end of "Zookeepers realized the monkey was obese when black guys kept hitting on it." That's when he must've thought "I'm not making it home alive tonight" 😂😂😂

    • @rainman7794
      @rainman7794 Před 5 měsíci +7

      He was scared more trying not to break character them jokes funny

    • @1986malissa
      @1986malissa Před 4 měsíci

      😅

    • @meso82ful
      @meso82ful Před 3 měsíci +2

      Oh man, I felt really uncomfortable hearing these jokes and I am not even black 🫣

    • @Un1v3rs3_W4nd3reR
      @Un1v3rs3_W4nd3reR Před 2 měsíci

      its okay natasha romanoff will save him.

  • @Moon_psychology569
    @Moon_psychology569 Před měsícem +1

    Bro imagine a bullet proof black man😂😂😂
    Overpowered

  • @Ray92569
    @Ray92569 Před 5 měsíci +1

    And remember, This Is How We End Racism!!! Love these two❣️❣️❣️

  • @Zweiund20
    @Zweiund20 Před rokem +1275

    Ngl would watch man of steal

  • @melissasaint3283
    @melissasaint3283 Před rokem +635

    Remember the time Collin delivered one of Che's jokes and then shouted, "No! You're gonna get me killed!!"

    • @namesarefortheweak
      @namesarefortheweak Před rokem

      God that joke was wild.
      "A substitute teacher was fired after telling a class of children that MLK killed himself. In her defense, he was the one who kept running his mouth."

  • @mikeram5308
    @mikeram5308 Před měsícem

    😂😂😂😂 Am Dying !! Hit after Hit!!!

  • @patsygoddard2791
    @patsygoddard2791 Před 3 měsíci +3

    As a black woman I'm not offended 😂

    • @michelleLCdiva98
      @michelleLCdiva98 Před 3 měsíci

      Ditto!!!🤜🏽🤛🏽👍🏽

    • @ibrahimsimko8039
      @ibrahimsimko8039 Před 25 dny

      I mean the black guy wrote the jokes for the white guy

    • @michelleLCdiva98
      @michelleLCdiva98 Před 25 dny

      @@ibrahimsimko8039
      I know Michael Che wrote the jokes for Colin but thanks for sharing. However, even if Colin write those jokes himself, I wouldn’t be offended.

  • @macewindu6853
    @macewindu6853 Před rokem +2510

    If Clark Kent was black instead of the Daily Planet he’d work for BBC

  • @tonydapony7301
    @tonydapony7301 Před rokem +1507

    These two gems are carrying the whole late night scene

  • @michaelfincham2749
    @michaelfincham2749 Před rokem +3788

    I'm black. and these jokes had me lmao before I knew that Che wrote the jokes. This is how comedy was in the 70s, 80s, and 90s.

    • @elijahkawai-aweau3860
      @elijahkawai-aweau3860 Před rokem +101

      Fuck I miss those days when u could just laugh. No intent on any part, just to laugh

    • @pylchott9864
      @pylchott9864 Před rokem +12

      Yeah, some people have no self-respect and see no problem with being the butt of the joke. Kinda gross, really.

    • @brianstampley5747
      @brianstampley5747 Před rokem +5

      I Miss The Old SNL Cast

    • @FutilityOfReason
      @FutilityOfReason Před rokem +1

      The last joke about the "Man of Steal" seems appropriate since these jokes are as old as SNL, and these so-called writers didn't come up with them.

    • @damonm.
      @damonm. Před rokem +1

      This was tame compared to Don Rickles that man was funny as hell!

  • @skyes7369
    @skyes7369 Před 5 měsíci +2

    Che is a bad bad man. 🤣

  • @blacksunshine9016
    @blacksunshine9016 Před 6 měsíci +3198

    This segment is the single best thing SNL has done in at least a decade

    • @abc123lov7
      @abc123lov7 Před 6 měsíci +21

      2 decades...

    • @BIGBigBoiNICK
      @BIGBigBoiNICK Před 6 měsíci +29

      Black superman but instead of flying he just jumps really high

    • @turokmakto9033
      @turokmakto9033 Před 6 měsíci +6

      Try 20 plus years

    • @strangefruit8776
      @strangefruit8776 Před 6 měsíci +6

      Pretty much the only funny thing since Farley.

    • @davidbrown8310
      @davidbrown8310 Před 6 měsíci +11

      This is the only place I would watch SNL. Just for the exchanges between Che and Jost. The rest is garbage.

  • @gullapull9324
    @gullapull9324 Před rokem +2335

    My friends said that was racist until I actually showed my black friend he laughed his arse out

  • @playerpressident9569
    @playerpressident9569 Před 5 měsíci +2

    Warner Brother is producing a new movie in which superman is black and the black superman gets arrested for kidnapping after rescue an old woman of a burning building

  • @demetriusmills7083
    @demetriusmills7083 Před měsícem

    i'm crying. this was funny as hell

  • @paulcervenka
    @paulcervenka Před 6 měsíci +2233

    Dude, I honestly think this segment where they write each other's jokes is the best part of the current SNL lol

    • @John.Christopher
      @John.Christopher Před 6 měsíci +35

      It shouldn't matter that "these jokes are written for each other" It just goes to show jokes are funny regardless, and people will laugh at them... Its incredibly ironic.. Useless loophole. Just make jokes and lets all be rationale adults and enjoy them. Not "We can laugh at it because it was written by a black guy"

    • @mandoreforger6999
      @mandoreforger6999 Před 6 měsíci

      It is a brilliant way to evade the woke mind virus. Che forcing Colin to be racist just hits everyone’s buttons.

    • @ugghhhyoutubeisawful646
      @ugghhhyoutubeisawful646 Před 6 měsíci

      sad state of affairs, but ur bang on@@John.Christopher

    • @rawkingkong
      @rawkingkong Před 6 měsíci +5

      Im pretty sure they just say they write them for eachother. They have a whole team write jokes.

    • @fleatactical7390
      @fleatactical7390 Před 6 měsíci +7

      It's the only thing that's funny. Thank God for these Shorts so no one has to suffer through the rest of SNL's sophomoric libtard "humor."

  • @jlee9360
    @jlee9360 Před rokem +1143

    Waiting on the white 20 year old girls to say how this is offensive and try to cancel this guy

    • @arseniopowell6536
      @arseniopowell6536 Před rokem +13

      They not going to say anything just laugh and say that comedy

    • @alxofficial1541
      @alxofficial1541 Před rokem +35

      The whole world doesn't revolve around twitter

    • @jlee9360
      @jlee9360 Před rokem +4

      @@alxofficial1541 Whats tweeter?

    • @AAGEnzee
      @AAGEnzee Před rokem +13

      Luckily, most people know Che writes them FOR Colin for the express purpose of trying to make that scenario happen.

    • @byron87pike
      @byron87pike Před rokem +1

      You talkin about them people on a teeter? All crazy for nuthin? Oh you meam tweeter...."whats the difference?"

  • @umbraleviathan6324
    @umbraleviathan6324 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Che should stop writing before I burst my appendix from laughing

  • @ruthrudnik3214
    @ruthrudnik3214 Před měsícem

    This is one of their best bits.

  • @bokkejal
    @bokkejal Před rokem +3559

    The only people offended by these jokes aren't even black...

    • @moaen1
      @moaen1 Před rokem +127

      Only some twitter users

    • @jeorje69
      @jeorje69 Před rokem +23

      I know right smh crazy

    • @OustFox
      @OustFox Před rokem +103

      Black and laughed my ass off 🤣
      Didn't even know the jokes were written by the black guy at first, but didn't matter. Was still funny af.

    • @blessedcocoa5729
      @blessedcocoa5729 Před rokem +13

      ​@OustFoX same. The first one really got me. I couldn't breathe. Oh gosh it was genuinely hilarious

    • @shevaunhandley1543
      @shevaunhandley1543 Před rokem +11

      I literally had to come to the comments after that first one because it was so wrong. It makes it funnier when you know who's diabolical mind was behind them 😱🤣🤦🏽‍♀️

  • @Tshepo_Godfrey
    @Tshepo_Godfrey Před 5 měsíci +3860

    As a black guy,a joke is a joke😂😂😂we laugh together ❤️ I hate censorship

    • @williambrown9417
      @williambrown9417 Před 5 měsíci +51

      Truth lol I ain’t even mad. We grew up roastin

    • @preston4030
      @preston4030 Před 5 měsíci

      Stereotypes keep us together through comedy, because in reality it's all bullshit. And we all know it. Racism doesn't really exist, its a construct created to keep us all divided, easier for the elite to control and have us destroy eachother.
      God bless

    • @ssgevo
      @ssgevo Před 5 měsíci +78

      As an Asian, I love a good joke at my expense. The worst, the better. I live by the adage "if you can't laugh at yourself, you shouldn't laugh at others"

    • @spiceyboogerspiceybooger6437
      @spiceyboogerspiceybooger6437 Před 5 měsíci +14

      I kinda agree. Censorship has it's place but overly censoring stuff ruins stuff.

    • @TheVillainInGlasses
      @TheVillainInGlasses Před 5 měsíci +3

      Hear hear.

  • @yaneyrydelfin5959
    @yaneyrydelfin5959 Před 4 měsíci +1

    The way he said abandoned as if the planet didn’t blow up 💀😭 he seems to slowly be getting more into the jokes, he used to really struggle lol

  • @HokiePitcher22
    @HokiePitcher22 Před 2 měsíci +1

    I love how Michael Che always goes "wow Colin, that was racist" afterwards knowing damn well he wrote those jokes 😂😂😂

  • @kevinlar1190
    @kevinlar1190 Před 6 měsíci +1842

    Che is a savage demon 🤣🤣🤣 ,kept trying to get his best friend cancelled 🥰🥰🥰

    • @Menibor1
      @Menibor1 Před 6 měsíci +2

      That's not his best friend they just work together

    • @kevinlar1190
      @kevinlar1190 Před 6 měsíci +28

      @@Menibor1 might not be best friends ,but they don’t just work together buddy…

    • @AnoopKumar-hu3lu
      @AnoopKumar-hu3lu Před 6 měsíci +3

      Isn't that what best friends do?

    • @elliottexile6139
      @elliottexile6139 Před 6 měsíci +2

      ​@@kevinlar1190Wait Wait Wait They're NOT #BestFriends At All ?

    • @kevinlar1190
      @kevinlar1190 Před 6 měsíci +7

      @@elliottexile6139 they’re very good friends off camera,I don’t know if they’re best friends,no way you’d be comfortable sharing such racist jokes with someone you don’t know that well.

  • @alejrandom6592
    @alejrandom6592 Před rokem +925

    This is wholesome, people of different races just having a healthy laugh together without harming anyone

  • @turtoo-km2fx
    @turtoo-km2fx Před 3 dny

    Bro looking at the black man like please dont murder me after the camera cuts off 😂

  • @billybabu
    @billybabu Před 4 měsíci +1

    There you have it Ladies and Gentlemen in Black and White 😊

  • @HauntedGrief_Yt
    @HauntedGrief_Yt Před rokem +986

    The only man who can pull of racist jokes on TV.

    • @kamorynharper1145
      @kamorynharper1145 Před rokem +16

      Yeah man Uncle Ruckus would have a field day with this

    • @Virus-xm7qc
      @Virus-xm7qc Před rokem +8

      Besides Dave Chapelle!😂😂😂

    • @noahchelsom2988
      @noahchelsom2988 Před rokem +4

      Mainly bc the black wrote the jokes lmao

    • @NovemberDistrict
      @NovemberDistrict Před rokem

      ​@noahchelsom2988 congrats on repeating the same thing every other comment said.

    • @missgrenade653
      @missgrenade653 Před rokem +1

      @@kamorynharper1145 hahahaha and he’ll be saying “‘em niggas”😂😂😂

  • @gavrihell
    @gavrihell Před rokem +691

    im asian and i demand to hear an asian joke.

    • @DarkMatterX1
      @DarkMatterX1 Před rokem +86

      Why don't asians buy big screen tvs?
      They already see everything in 16:9.

    • @allanc_me763
      @allanc_me763 Před rokem +45

      @@DarkMatterX1 Im a brown Asian, I see things in 4:3

    • @0kewl
      @0kewl Před rokem +45

      The first asian man to ever father octuplets has found names for his children after dropping a handful of change down a flight of stairs. "Ping, pang, ching, chang, pow, ting, tang, phuk"

    • @jacoscholtz4979
      @jacoscholtz4979 Před rokem +7

      Chinese + Bat = COVID

    • @face....
      @face.... Před rokem +1

      No. Ur Italian.

  • @johnoneill2986
    @johnoneill2986 Před 3 měsíci

    Laughing a little too hard, Col! 😂😂

  • @SaumBodhi
    @SaumBodhi Před 6 měsíci +1338

    Man Che's jokes recited by Collin are on a Norm Macdonald level. Fockin hilarious boys. Hope you don't get fired too soon!

    • @rambogoham1
      @rambogoham1 Před 6 měsíci +8

      not even close to Norm Macdonald. Norm Macdonald takes 5 minutes to tell the joke and half the time it's not a joke.

    • @SaumBodhi
      @SaumBodhi Před 6 měsíci +9

      @@rambogoham1 not a Norm fan?

    • @user-nq2oz8tf2l
      @user-nq2oz8tf2l Před 6 měsíci +5

      Norm's older stuff, especially his skits are fantastic. But in his old age his delivery and standup really had off timing and he liked to get people hyped up for a story that goes nowhere.@@SaumBodhi

    • @elliottexile6139
      @elliottexile6139 Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@SaumBodhiOh Hell Yeah NOT A #NormMcDonaldsFan What The Fuck ?!

    • @NoOne-ky1er
      @NoOne-ky1er Před 5 měsíci +1

      ​@@user-nq2oz8tf2l
      Best of his contents are on Dennis Miller show, less explored.
      That one story blew up so people now know him for that only. Or that style only.
      The jokes come between the story and not at the end itself. Pathetic punchline is the subversion of expectations in such stories.

  • @danpatrik101
    @danpatrik101 Před 5 měsíci +898

    Che acting like he aint the one who wrote those jokes 😂💀

  • @av2060
    @av2060 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Superman wasn't abandoned as a baby, he was put on a ship and sent to another world..waitaminute

  • @CynthiasTikka
    @CynthiasTikka Před 3 měsíci

    Colin is blushing big time telling these jokes. I'm holding my breath every time he tells a racist joke 🤣🤣🤣!

  • @JustMandChey79
    @JustMandChey79 Před rokem +544

    These "trying to get each other cancelled" jokes are always funnier then the ones for the stories😂😂😂🤷🏿‍♀️IJS

  • @user-kz3oz7fe5g
    @user-kz3oz7fe5g Před měsícem +1

    This is great lol😂when people still have a sense of humour 😊

  • @juansanchez-kg2to
    @juansanchez-kg2to Před měsícem

    This is what true comedy was once…..you know is funny when, every time you listen to it, still makes you laugh as the first time.

  • @joedude5757
    @joedude5757 Před rokem +896

    It would be nice to get to a point in society where we can all just laugh at jokes together

  • @caseyyoung8248
    @caseyyoung8248 Před rokem +2715

    It ain't racist when all the black folks are laughing their asses off 😂
    We need more ppl like this in society 😂😂

    • @spamspam8743
      @spamspam8743 Před rokem +2

      Nah, cringe and racist
      Edit: lmao all the snowflakes, literally cope you faggot retards

    • @george9371
      @george9371 Před rokem +111

      @@spamspam8743 you see the black person the camera occasionally pans to? yeah, THEY wrote the jokes. The comedy is not rooted in these boring, stupid, and lackluster stereotypes but instead the comedy is rooted in the fact that this is a prank and look really bad on the white guy out of context.

    • @AlbertweskerRE5
      @AlbertweskerRE5 Před rokem +3

      ​@@spamspam8743 😑

    • @spamspam8743
      @spamspam8743 Před rokem +1

      @@george9371 did I fucking ask? Lmao

    • @w.n4728
      @w.n4728 Před rokem

      ​@@spamspam8743 The jokes were written by a black fella you retarded blue haired kid

  • @Salustmaio
    @Salustmaio Před 2 měsíci

    This guys are super fun they writen jokes for another to read... showing there are not racism between friends... just love it making the other friend feels bad... the most friendly thing to do...

  • @ElBestNegro
    @ElBestNegro Před 5 měsíci +2

    Im black and I approve all the jokes. That was hilarious..😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jamirewarner4716
    @jamirewarner4716 Před rokem +1036

    "Black superman's kryptonite is an honest days work." 💀💀💀💀

  • @a1d795
    @a1d795 Před rokem +275

    The STEAL joke has Norm Mcdonald written all over it. Brilliant! 😂🤣🤣

  • @keefbeef
    @keefbeef Před měsícem

    This is hilarious! I'm crying!

  • @LukeDoesMinecraft
    @LukeDoesMinecraft Před 4 měsíci +1

    These are soo good, Speed McQueen written these

  • @aj26j-m11
    @aj26j-m11 Před 5 měsíci +893

    Che is a f*Fkin savage, writing these for Colin to read HAHAHA I love their friendship. It makes my day! Always hilarious😂😂😭

  • @mrzach728
    @mrzach728 Před rokem +80

    Don’t make everything racist. I as a black man from Africa found this joke amazing 😂

  • @MrSealYoGirl
    @MrSealYoGirl Před měsícem +4

    It makes even more sense when you realize Superman was raised on a farm

    • @scarlett8895
      @scarlett8895 Před měsícem

      By a bunch of white people who took him from a crashed ship. He grew up working on that farm!
      😂