Why would he be cancelled? It's not offensive to acknowledge your own skin tone... It's really a sad state of affairs if this is something people would freak out about.
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The nervous horrified “please don’t think we’re racist” laughter is KILLING me💀😭✌🏾 For everyone that thinks I’m saying they are racist, you’re confused and lost af because that’s literally the opposite of what I meant😂
@@89ksantoso Supposed that at midnight (12 am), it is at the darkest as it could be as the closest sunlight is as far as possible, and he said the difference between the darkness of his skin and the darkness of the midnight is 11:59, which is pretty close enough that it does not matter, as the difference is non existent.
bro having a VERY bad day on his first day in America 🤣 I'm dead when he said "use white gloves before eating chocolate so your fingers won't get bite" 😂😂😂
That's actually the one part I didn't get. I must be sooooo thick! Can you help please? I get the concept - but I don't get IT. like, the difference and the result. Sorry. Let me know if poss thank you!
@@halloweellahere7602 I take it as meaning he isn't quite as dark as it is at midnight, but he's so close he's probably around 11:58. Thus, the only two shades darker are 11:59 and midnight lol
Wow, these, sound like racial Joke's You have given, some good material to people, who, would ask you. Do You have a problem with Joke's You are a big Joke! EMBSRRASSING!
When I was in boot camp, a bunch of us recruits were sitting watching tv and a D.I. from a different platoon came in and did a double take because he thought the very dark kid sitting in the corner was the kid in front of hims shadow.
@@arianhopkins5979 Ok dude, you might be ironic. But if you are not check this out. That guy kept going making them (and us) laughing, isn't that a reminder of the fact that he was trying to doing so?
@@rjc2800 There ain't no man with a internet connection that doesn't. It isn't a bad thing to watch. He is smart and alot of people has alot to learn from him if they are willing.
@@HelloThisIsMyStory America has without a doubt the better comedy scene. This guy has just literally never heard jokes before apparently. These are the most basic hack jokes you can hear at any comedy club, hence me asking him if he’s every been to a comedy club. Don’t let this sheltered persons opinion formulate your opinion of a country.
He just kept going 😭😂
He was reliving those memories lol
@@2009y2 True 😂😂
Racist jokes are only funny to racist don't see Tate laughing at this
@@Ave_Satana666 Oh shush, I’m mixed race and I find them funny, just shush 😂😂
@@Ave_Satana666 get of his dick this has nothing to do with tate
He sent me a selfie and I thought my phone died
😂😂😂😂😂 omg no 😂😂😂😂
Nah😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
HOOOOLLLLLYYYY SSHHHIIIIIIITTTTT 😆
Dawg 😂
😭 why ain't the picture not loading 😭😭
"They said the difference between me and midnight is 11:59"
I lost it😂
some people dont know midnight is the darkest time of day
@@koaglidethat’s the whole point bro
@@Fdubs14 i know bro
Hysterics 😂😂😂
He doesn't throw shade, he casts a whole eclipse.
Bro😭😂
He is the eclipse-
Okay..okay that sent me 😂
Yo 😂
@@thelobby5693 That was literally the point of the comment.
“They said when God said let there be light, I was out of town”💀💀 bro my ribs
😂
God*, I'm sorry I have to correct this 'cause for me it doesn't seem right... Sorry
@@1ksubschallenge534 I do that as well, you ain't the only one brother
This was like the weakest one out of all of them but ok Duncan from new jersey check on those ribs
Bro probably typed that with a straight face
"The difference between you and midnight is 11:59" damn that hits hard
I don’t get it ?
@@samuelcamero6618 midnight is like that it is pitch black but 11:59 says that he is only slightly lighter and pitch black.. so yh
I'm dead 😂
I almost dropped my phone when he said that! FUNNY!
That's a good one...
he’s darker than his shadow😂
His shadow has a shadow
Bro he is the shadow 😂💀
They think he's hiding under the shadows 😂
@@Day_Trading_Botbut he is the shadows😂😂
The "We are black!?!.." "No! You black as shit!" Sent me dude 🤣🤣🤣 i cant even with that shit 🤣🤣🤣
It so much funnier when a black tell a black is black 😂🤣
@@coolmyvideos682huh
The awkward laughs make this even better, “shut up man, I don’t wanna get cancelled for laughing too hard,” 😂
Dude already been canceled before
Why would he be cancelled? It's not offensive to acknowledge your own skin tone... It's really a sad state of affairs if this is something people would freak out about.
@@the_original_Bilb_Ono hes taking about logan
@@the_original_Bilb_Ono State of the world, cancel culture, wokeness, etc. take your pick
@@the_original_Bilb_Ono He's getting mad at his imagination
Homie just kept going lol
👁
That's what she said
@@KhubaibKamran "he"
@@Witty-Waves you didn't get the joke
@@KhubaibKamran “he”
Bro is literally the Darker Knight💀
Dark EST knight
Nice one! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
“They said Stevie Wonder sees me everyday.. that’s dark as 💩” had me in f stitches bruh 😂😂
“When god said let there be light. I was out of town”💀
The best one lol
"I am sick."
*"sick and tired of you leaving on read"*
-some youtuber
We use this in india like when god was giving brain(intelligence) u were out of town 😂
No yeah, I heard it dude
Yes we heard it
"The difference between you and midnight is 11:59" 💀
Nah 💀💀💀💀
So he's a minute past midnight
Bruh that shit killed me lmao
Didnt gei it :(
Maybe because english not my first language?
@@90Vegito87 That means that there is no difference between 11:59 and 12 am i.e., both are dark as hell💀
A year later and this still makes me laugh 🤣
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Bro is the best hide and seek player.
Bro 😂😂😂🖐️
“They told me the only difference between you and midnight is 11:59pm” 😂🤣
I don't get it?
Basically saying hes as dark as midnight . There’s no difference in dark between 11.59 and 12
@@LewisLewis10929 oh thank you
🤣🤣🤣🤣thnks for explaining
That made me laugh so hard
"They told me I look like I've no bright ideas" 😭😭😭
💀🤣
😂😂😭I died there
☠️☠️
That one got me 😂
And he went on...
Only dark ones. 😂
Stop talking man 😂😂i can't feel my lungs.
😂😂
You look like 'under the bed'
Bro, I lost it🤣💀
His ability to make others laugh by roasting himself is a gift!
Roasting someone else we might get uncomfortable but yourself nah😂😂😂
He good🤣🤣🤣🤣
“His ability to make others laugh by roasting himself is a gift!” - 🤓
I swear CZcams comments are so weird bro…
@@hhhhj5831 ye man shits weird here
Jesus loves you
“That’s pretty dark man.”😂😂😂
would have been the best response
"Dark humor"
@@heroichitsuji lol it was
That chocolate one got me dead ☠️
That’s how we African are proud of our color I love it
The funniest part is he's said all this before and it's still funny asf every time
Yes sir, this is always funny, and I laugh all the time
Wa
Yes, he nailed it good
I heard him say this back in like 2011. Me and my friends still quote him today😂
Yes but it's true and the truth never gets Old! He just reminding ppl how black he is! #Legendary #Modasucka
His ability to keep cool while making everyone laugh was priceless 😂
Absolutely!
Look 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣, funny , that was hilarious. 😂😂😂
Corny pale faces laughing at racial undertone jokes . Priceless
Hes a comedian of course he can
Real pain
Under the bed is wild 💀💀💀
We need to preserve this man at all cost... It takes courage to make fun of ourselves... Love u bro🫶🏻cheers🍻
Love how he just kept going, not even reacting with everyone else till the end 😂
he’s heard it so many times lmao
Show, don’t tell. He’s heard them all.
@@3.7Q he didn’t hear those, he wrote those jokes. He’s a talented comedian those are his jokes.😂
@@freddyjason3142 im sure he heard most of em if your that dark in the community we going to tell you one way or another 😂 just how it always been
@@TheRealPlix Yeah but people who mock others' appearances often aren't that smart
"Stevie Wonder sees me everyday.. [He] don't see sh**" I couldn't help but laugh at that one.
If he didn’t want you to he wouldn’t make these jokes
Don’t feel bad for laughing at all
Right😂🤌 that last one caught me off guard 🤣😂
Yup lmao that's the one that got me
My fav one was, they said "When God said let there be light I was out of town" LOL 😂😂😂😂
That's DARK as FUCK was the punch line though.
The sense of humor😂
Bros literally immune to the black-and-white filter on the camera roll
The phrase *dark humour* just got a new meaning
NOOOO 😭😭😭
Nice...underrated
This is darker humour
Why bro I’m dying 😂
Darkness
When God said, "let there be light, I was outta town." had me rolling ngl👁️👄👁️😅
There was some pain in his voice on that one😭
Lord have mercy on your and his soul
facts😭😭😭
dat killed me lol my other kne when he said weat white gloves so he dnt bite his fucking fingers off
So sad ....
Whenever he sees a shadow he thinks he's standing on a mirror
"if he stands against a building, people will think its a dark alley" 😂
"The most professional part of roasting is being able to roast yourself"
Albert Shakespeare Tzu ©
The most beautiful part is that you can't even fully call it a roast either. - Schrodinger's Cat
@@vahidmirkhani Yes it's not a roast, it's medium rare. -Schrodinger's wife.
"The Art of Love and war".
Damn he copyrighted it yall. Don't be biting this comment
Well he is just saying what he got told
He’s so dark from roasting himself all these years
This comment is the winner for me😆
This comment right here👌🏾
Jayzus
I see what you did there🤔🤣😂
Was dying laughing, read this. Dead
" they told me to wear white gloves before eating chocolate so i don't bite my f**king fingers" killed me
As a black person, this is so funny bruh, and its accurte too tho😭😭💀
"They when God said let there be light I was out of town"😂😂💀
That’s a rude one ong
I wheezed at that one
@@moMoeXe No that one is funny af .
This is the comment I was looking for 🤣
😂😂😂
"They told me I have no bright ideas" I died 🤣😂💀
They said you look like under the bed bro I could not stop fucking laughing.
The “ohh noo” was priceless
I’m glad someone else caught that
The fact he says this with a straight face is the best part 💀
“They said the difference between me and midnight is 11:59” “When God said let there be light you were out of town.” God. 😂😂
😂
is that what he said i didn’t know
@Shortest Movie Rants true
wtf we watched the same vid??
His smile at the end was awesome HAHAHA
He held the face so straight absolute legend.
Makes a good stand up comedian
"they told me to wear white gloves before i eat chocolate so i don't bite my f****** fingers off"🤣🤣💀💀
Bros dark humor is outstanding💀
The nervous horrified “please don’t think we’re racist” laughter is KILLING me💀😭✌🏾
For everyone that thinks I’m saying they are racist, you’re confused and lost af because that’s literally the opposite of what I meant😂
Nah fr this the one kuz why tf you laughing so hard bih😂
🤣🤣🤣
😂
But it’s just a joke
Ig blm roiting and lynching wasn't enough for y'all to stop making race jokes huh
"The difference between him and midnight is 11:59"
I'm crying from laughing
Me too can't stop laughing
I dont get it... can you explain
From laughter*
@@89ksantoso Supposed that at midnight (12 am), it is at the darkest as it could be as the closest sunlight is as far as possible, and he said the difference between the darkness of his skin and the darkness of the midnight is 11:59, which is pretty close enough that it does not matter, as the difference is non existent.
Wooowww... What else is your reaction?!!!!!???!?
Bro, I saw this at like three in the morning, started laughing my ass off, and then my mom came into my room and berated the shit outta me
😂😂😂
Bro was playing checkers while everyone was playing chess and still won
"You gotta eat chocolate with white gloves so you don't bite your fingers" 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
Actually white chocolate 🤣🤣🤣
"When God said 'let there be light' i was out of town." Got me cracked up
Toonzied
😂😂😂
Yo I made it 1k
“Stevie wonder sees me everyday” I literally cannot breathe
Even the sleep paralysis demon is scared of him 💀
“The difference between me and Midnight is 11:59”
Took me OUT😂🤣🤣
100th like and same I was rollin
Stitches
Epic line and the under the bed 🛏️ 😂
I don’t get this
.
"Stevie Wonder sees you everyday" nah that was major damage 💀
Grade A comment
"When God said let there be light, I was out of town" 🤣🤣🤣
Dude roasts himself and he's okay with it. He owns his blackness and no one can take it from him... 😂😂😂
bro having a VERY bad day on his first day in America 🤣 I'm dead when he said "use white gloves before eating chocolate so your fingers won't get bite" 😂😂😂
I really lost it when he said that, shits so creative and fucked lmaoooo
@@alexbrogdon3594 he just kept going telling all of his dark memories in America 💀😂
"THEY told me Stevie Wonder sees me every day. That's Dark as FUCK."
He really said all of that. THAT WAS TOO MUCH😭
Sum about the way he says "that mothafucka don't see shit" lmao
That deep below ocean level deep
That was the funniest I ever heard. I'm still laughing with tears
Dat shit was funny
This is the best self roasting I've witnessed so far.
😂😂😂I don't know how many times I've seen this short but it's now I realize I can see you eyes through them glasses
Damn bro was on a roll lmao I died at "the difference between you and midnight is 11:59" 🤣
Omg this guy is so so funny. I want more.
the Stevie Wonder like got me. I'm using that
That's actually the one part I didn't get. I must be sooooo thick! Can you help please? I get the concept - but I don't get IT. like, the difference and the result. Sorry. Let me know if poss thank you!
@@halloweellahere7602 I take it as meaning he isn't quite as dark as it is at midnight, but he's so close he's probably around 11:58. Thus, the only two shades darker are 11:59 and midnight lol
Like what does it specifically mean
"They told me Stevie Wonder sees me every day, thats dark as f-ck"🤣🤣🤣
That killed me
"I didn't know I was dark skinned till I got here."
Paul: 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Caught me hella off guard 😂
🔥😭
Swears big time😂😂
Who's Stevie wonder and why Stevie wonder
“They said when God said let there be light I was out of town” that shit got me so good 😂
He told me his superpower is that he turns invisible at night
This guy's 1 minute is better than the entire Logan Paul's episode.
641 likes no replies let me fix that
@@sumaoncrack2251 let me help too.
877 likes one reply lemme fix that
I'm ending this shit before it gets outa hand
1000 likes 3 replies?
When he said, “...Not like this.” You know that he meant, “I can’t get canceled and laugh while doing it.”
Pin this
💯
I thought the same damn thing😂😂
Wow, these, sound like racial Joke's You have given, some good material to people, who, would ask you. Do You have a problem with Joke's
You are a big Joke! EMBSRRASSING!
Nah he's fake laughing the whole time. He's fake af
When I was in boot camp, a bunch of us recruits were sitting watching tv and a D.I. from a different platoon came in and did a double take because he thought the very dark kid sitting in the corner was the kid in front of hims shadow.
The legend says he never stopped😂😂
"One guy told me I look like under the bed."😂😂😂
Wasn’t that DC young fly??
@@IsGallefreyTaken of
That took me out 😂😂😂😂😂
michael blackston
“One guy told me I looked like under da bed…. Have you looked under da bed??? It’s dark asf under da bed” 😂😂💀💀💀
Yeah we saw the vid too
He said under THE bed not DA bed
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@PanMai r/wooooooosh
Best was "when God said let there be light i was out of town😂😂😂
Bro is darker than our humor
“You look like under the bed” That’s the best one liner I’ve ever heard
😂facts
everytime i hear and read that line I lose it 🤣🤣
OMG this is what we need. Stop being offended by everything and not take everything seriously. My favorite line ever! 🤣
@@Langley_Ackerman19 light hearted making fun of everyone is needed here and there haha
The ability to come up with that comparison is pure talent
This is a person who is confident, and comfortable with Who He Is!... And his humor is funny! How refreshing
Your display picture..... Holy crap
@@Chonts 👋😉👍
Who cares. Just enjoy it
This is self depreciating colorism that's not confidence that's self loathing and entertainment for others to laugh at that's actually very sad.
@@fiestyblktina1237 Or maybe it's just a Man voicing his opinion ... and it just seems to , be other than your's ...
bro has mastered *dark* humour
When he takes of his shades we don't notice a difference 😭
the "stevie wonder sees me everyday" kills me 😂😂😂😂
That mf don’t see s*** 😂😂😂
That was f'ed up!
I don’t get it.. someone pls explain?
@@tiff8346 mr wonder is blind, so literally he sees the dark everyday, so....
I screamed 😂😂😂
"When God said "Let there be light", I was out of town" I laughed so hard that I almost cried
😂😂😂😂😂😂
It was very insulting and disrespectful. Self hate.
@@arianhopkins5979 Ok dude, you might be ironic. But if you are not check this out. That guy kept going making them (and us) laughing, isn't that a reminder of the fact that he was trying to doing so?
Lolzzzzz. I'm literally crying from laughter
@@arianhopkins5979 I hope you’re messin’ but if not then damn. I’m glad I don’t know you.
Legend says he kept going🤣
That" under the bed" is the funniest 😂😂😂
“They said when God said “let there be light”, I was outta town” 😂😂😂
That killed me man 😂!!
💀
That was it for me😂😭😭
" When God said let there be light I was out of town"....."Stevey wonder see me everyday" this shit took me all the way out
😂
Frrrr
stevie*
🤣🤣🤣
“They told me i have to wear white gloves before i eat chocolate, so i dont bite my f***ing fingers off” i cant😂
He embrace his colour, thats wonderful
“The only difference between me and midnight is 11:59” got me dead😂🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
He took me for a loop lol
Love how he keeps saying "not like this" cause he's imagining headlines cancelling him when this gets clipped laughing out of context 😆🤣
He is scared of the press. They are using him like a doll
@@tomme6875 Tell me you watch Andrew Tate without telling me you watch Andrew Tate
@@rjc2800 There ain't no man with a internet connection that doesn't. It isn't a bad thing to watch. He is smart and alot of people has alot to learn from him if they are willing.
@@tomme6875 yes he's smart and has smart outlooks yet tends to have very Dumb opinions
@@leafzwrld9127 that’s why it’s an opinion
Bro just kept roasting himself 😂😂
Did u know that what makes a joke funnier is saying it with a straight face 😂
When God said, “let there be light,” I was out of town 😭
Bro I had to pause it 😭😭😭
This part
@@Chancemm Smh I paused to and then seen this comment omgoshhhhh 😂😂😂😂😂
The Stevie wonder joke had me in tears 😂
😂😂😂😂 Lmao, that 1 really made me die too
The only bright future he has is when he sees the light
💀😂
They told me, I have to wear a white gloves before I eat chocolate, so I don’t bite my fckn fingers😂😂
"Shut up man, shut up" I felt that😂😂😂
Bro came from the tarpits of Land Before Time🤣🤣
@@kaceejones2282 😂 Lol
When he said “oh” i felt that😭😭😭
1000th like brody 🎉🎉🎉🎉
This fucking guys humor is nothing but awesome..ya don't see this everyday...lmfao
Have you ever been to a comedy club?
@@coachcaseyhill2890 nope...I know I should too...lol
Was it Logansport real laugh
Dk about america but In england this is normal
@@HelloThisIsMyStory America has without a doubt the better comedy scene. This guy has just literally never heard jokes before apparently. These are the most basic hack jokes you can hear at any comedy club, hence me asking him if he’s every been to a comedy club. Don’t let this sheltered persons opinion formulate your opinion of a country.
“ they told me I have to wear white gloves before I eat chocolate so I don’t bite my fingers off “ had me rolling to my grave
If bro was Superman he would be the " Man of Steal".