DUDE, three midgets live in my apartment block! I see them all the time! And seeing as I'm nearly always high as balls, it's like living in heaven. Midget heaven. Shit cracks me up all the time, even after 23 years living alongside those little buggers :D
Oh also, one of them, the mother-midget, drives a fucking electric wheelchair hahahaha! And they've got this tiny black dog that seems really ancient so he walks with the same little shuffle as its midget owners :D
I love midgets I made friends with one at my old job and it’s true every time you see one you get hype. I even saw a gangsta ass midget walking on the street in Atlantic City
2010 there was a Midget Party in Cologne Germany . Midgets from all over Europe came to celebrate and i saw wirh my own Eyes 10 Midgets in black suits in my regulare Disco ! It was a magic Evening 👍
*Filling out report with the police* "You know that little dude from the Lucky Charms box? Well he tried to take my 2 Lucky Charms OUT, y'all need to get him!"
@enekesa88 I agree, that's what I was saying originally. that person is clearly nuts. I was just backing up the idea of fairness to all people, not what that person actually said.
I like Aries, though. He uses touchy subjects, which I appreciate in comedy. If we can't laugh at our dark and stupid aspects, then we have issues. However, I think he could've thrown in a "little person" to show that he was just using the word for an effect. I doubt he is bigoted towards small people, he probably just doesn't realize how offensive it is to them. You'd have to be a sociopath to purposely make fun of a small person in a vitriolic way.
"He was about this high, he had on OshKosh B'Gosh and a little propeller hat."
Bro he said this as I was reading this lmao
Smh and laughing
You cant make this shit up
Standing on a Nike shoe box had me rolling
An dead
I can remember when I was having a really bad day and I saw a midget on a bike that put me in a good mood 😂😂
''watch yo nuts''
holy shit i'm in tears
DUDE, three midgets live in my apartment block! I see them all the time! And seeing as I'm nearly always high as balls, it's like living in heaven. Midget heaven. Shit cracks me up all the time, even after 23 years living alongside those little buggers :D
Oh also, one of them, the mother-midget, drives a fucking electric wheelchair hahahaha! And they've got this tiny black dog that seems really ancient so he walks with the same little shuffle as its midget owners :D
Måns Carlsson LOL
Low key offensive but lol
Yeah pretty offensive but I don't sense any hatred so it's cool
Man said Little buggers 😱😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The way he said, "Oh shit! A midget." was kinda cute, ngl 🤣
"A pack of midgets"
I love midgets I made friends with one at my old job and it’s true every time you see one you get hype. I even saw a gangsta ass midget walking on the street in Atlantic City
LMAO 😁😂😂😂
dat boy was definitely packin a lil heat
Call Lil Dickey
Man this dudes fucking hilarious, can't believe never heard of him
2010 there was a Midget Party in Cologne Germany . Midgets from all over Europe came to celebrate and i saw wirh my own Eyes 10 Midgets in black suits in my regulare Disco ! It was a magic Evening 👍
Legendary.
I died hen he said and "a propellar hat" at the end
Spears and the Japanese comic Segura are the two funniest out there
which japanese comic?
@@aabcdef4885 On one of Segura's CZcams shorts he refers to himself as a Japanese comic
2:21 the one guy who owns every shade of green.
Grovestreet!
his a families gang member LOL
Andrew Kim thats cj
The little "drumette" pieces! 🤣🤣
I saw a midget a couple of days ago. I was like is that kid by himself at the bus stop? Then i noticed his beard
Say what
Chicken butt
“He was about this high he had on osh be gosh and a propeller hat” lmaoo
this shit had me cracking up
1:51 me
Dude ain't lying about midget sightings cause I seen 1 the other day at work and thought about this
Can't joke like this no more
Aries Spears and Brad Williams both agree that midgets make your day better.
Saw a midget do a keg stand at a party. It was mythical
"A pack of midgets!"
One of my favorites yo
*Filling out report with the police* "You know that little dude from the Lucky Charms box? Well he tried to take my 2 Lucky Charms OUT, y'all need to get him!"
"You never see them together”
*goes to Logan Paul vine with the midget attack*
It's like a unicorn sighting!!
Weed and Aries...good stuff
0:01 waits for crowds reaction...nothing. C'mon, I would've been cheering.
Yea baby gonster look it up
"Nigga, watch to nuts!" 😂😂😂
Who would've thought BER2ERKER would attempt to be the voice of reason? :)
I love this fucking Comedian
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I can't breathe
I filed a police report and everything haha
I saw an entire family of little people walk into a McDonald's and I was stopped dead in my tracks. I had never seen so many at once.
Nigga look at this... Naw he is standin on a Nike shoe box I can't believe this shit
The answer to his original question is "Yes".
"Oh shit, im sorry!" 😆🤣
I'll be honest I'd check it out for a hot second too
Bro the Nike box line had me crying
Oh he and Brad Williams would be best friends.
Joseph Robinson true
You like smoking weed but, you choked up on that Smoke Box session with BReal..
I felt what he said @ the end, ouch 😫
Saw a group of like 6 years ago
My mom had a friend who was terrified of midgets. If one was on the same street as him, he crossed to the other side.
I once had three midgets in the airplane row in front of mine...
Savage. Osh kosh b’gosh
2:18
Everytime when I see a midget, I feel kinda happy and lucky. Sometimes I want to pet them :D
very sus
I was once discussing midgets with a friend. Then out of nowhere, whos walking behind us, a midget! miraculous
Lil Webster(Emanuel Lewis) is from my hood and I never thought that he would ever be in a position to have sex unless it was scripted on TV.
Good a
this shits funny as hell!!! hahaha
XD
Just saw one gnr
LMFAOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A midget sighting LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Bro in my neighborhood I see a whole family of midgets😂😂😂
🤣😂😂 hilarious
Comedy before cancel culture was something else man😂😂
Osh Kosh B Gosh! 🤣🤣🤣
Oh god. Im fucking DEAD.
Funny!
I see one damn near everyday
His name is SlowBobby
Are midgets hobbits? Or are hobbits midgets?
no audio?
"Orange baby carrotts"🤣🥕
“Nigga watch yo nuts I said what.” 🤣🤣🤣
My son helped a van load of midget wrestlers with their vehicle one time.
Can’t top that
@enekesa88 I agree, that's what I was saying originally. that person is clearly nuts. I was just backing up the idea of fairness to all people, not what that person actually said.
2:21, He from grove street.
That's the funniest shit
Lmfaooooo
min 1:12 "you walk in on something like that? Your first instinct is to LEAVE!"
XD!!!!!!!!!! Aries, you muthafu%$a, made me fu%$in piss my shorts...
When I see a little person I always perk up. LoL
Osh-cosh bigosh 🤣🤣🤣
that was my point
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“Nigga standing on a Nike shoe box, I can’t believe this”
I had a taste for hot wings all of a sudden
Guess what im googlin after this
1:19
Standing on a Nike shoe box😂
That's so fucked up 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Nike shoe box 😂😂😂
Mosley at 1:53
I wish I had a "Midget friend"
Right migget sightings do make you feel better, you could have a fucked day and seeing one or small herd makes you feel like it will be alright
aries spears oh shit i'm sorry lol !!!!
PROPELLER HAT😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
Funny shit
Like 3 midgets go to my school
So how many actually go den???
so brad williams use this bit as a reference ?
I like Aries, though. He uses touchy subjects, which I appreciate in comedy. If we can't laugh at our dark and stupid aspects, then we have issues. However, I think he could've thrown in a "little person" to show that he was just using the word for an effect. I doubt he is bigoted towards small people, he probably just doesn't realize how offensive it is to them. You'd have to be a sociopath to purposely make fun of a small person in a vitriolic way.
i know 8 years late, but don't get offended on other peoples behalf
You niggas get so damn offended...goddamn
weed and midgets... do both?
Black guy; I like smoking weed.
Every other race; noooooo?
I seen this one that had 12 incher lol.
“Nigga. Watch yo nuts.” 💀💀
It’s fucked up becuse you try not to stare after it’s too late
Brittany Renner at 1:38
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂