Bro fr it’s so dumb how average talent people always get the golden buzzer bc their entire family died but actually skilled or talented people who have no sad backstory never get it
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@@bluebros1813 Everyday I suffer from the terminal stage incurable disease called "breathing" which causes my body to age and my lungs to wear down, I had it from the moment I was born 😔😔😔
@@Jdj-nr2nw It's not scripted. The judges just don't give a shit. They will put you through loops to get you on the show, then pull this shit where they eliminate you like this because they think it's funny. It humiliates the person performing.
For what it's worth, Jack looks like he can survive a stomp out by the whole Bat family. He'll be terrorizing Gotham with the best of the best in no time.
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In 2016, my high school had a choir club called musicality and went to AGT. They were told to give stories about their problems and how they came up to where they are. The way TV exaggerated how bad and dangerous my school was is nowhere near it actually was. It’s a magnet school so of course kids did come from bad neighborhoods since we had people from all over Chicago, but they made it sound like that was the case for everyone
@@sabastianleisek396 yea. I am so sick of seeing just singers go through and winning Here in Australia there was a singer who failed in chinas got talent so she came and did the Australian one and won. Not to sound racist but c'mon, that's not fair.
Its because Females have no sense of humor and want some pretty singing from someone with a sad backstory for the 1000th fuckin time because theyre predictable like Bethesda NPCs.
Next season, he retold this loss as a sad backstory, with a flashback to his despaired "NOOOOO". Judges got emotional and he got the golden buzzer immediately. What a mastermind.
Because the judges knows how to judge, it's their job. Kinda like food critics, they don't know how to cook fancy food but knows how to rate food based on their taste
@davidxeditz_ really? If its so simple please explain to me in great detail how he managed to get the bottle from the bag to his ass. Shouldn't be too hard cause the trick is simple right?
If he preceded his magic trick with a sad story about how his 2nd grade class’ pet hamster died from double heart cancer, he would’ve gotten a golden buzzer
people just don't recognize true talent when they see it.. this is magic, rhyming, AND humor all combined in one skit.. something most of the one-trick-ponies that win could never and the dramatic noooo at the end.. bro is a situational actor by heart..
@@prodashibe no.. not even Ariana Grande ass performance.. rather, start with a sad backstory, pretend like you're too shy to even perform, then "sUbvERt ExPecTaTIonS" by doing exactly what you came to do..
@@Outlaws-For-Life923bro is the only one who thinks this, dawg- not everyone wants the same old “Oh hey im too shy to do this” then come out with a spectacularly put together performance. Honestly I would’ve hit the red buzzer immediately if someone said shit like that.
"WE TAKE A BOTTLE...Where'd it go? It's in MY ASSS" Had he screamed at the last sentence like he did in the forst wouldve been 10x funnier and more rhythm to it🤣🤣
The instant rejection somehow completes the joke
It really does.
Nhoooohooooo
It’s rehearsed
@@aidenmiller5396Your life is rehearsed.
@@TiredOfFlossBRO 💀☠️
This is a true villain backstory
Hello minos
Ahh… free at last.
You could say everyone in the room will... DIE!
I KNEW IT! ONE OF YOU SAID THEY WERE MASS PRODUCING YOU! NOW TELL ME, WHO DID IT.
it becomes "your" instead of "my"
They instantly reject when something good appears, but press the golden buzzer when a sad backstory is told.
Bro fr it’s so dumb how average talent people always get the golden buzzer bc their entire family died but actually skilled or talented people who have no sad backstory never get it
Congrats you've said the same exact thing everyone else has said on this video.
american television at it's finest, have a sad backstory or fuck you
@@bubsorrell14 neat
Great.@@bubsorrell14
They aren't ready for your genius yet
I am
Justice
uty
welp now at least next time he has a sad backstory to tell them now
Justice
America's got talent ❌️
America's got sad backstories ✅️
😂😂😂
So true
"I never talked to my mother since birth for 2 years 😢"
America got backshots
Back stories 💀💀💀
That "NOOOOOOO" bro experienced true despair
Ive heard army men scream with less pain
Real tho bro got merked for nothing tho
Yeah, a bottle straight up to your backdoor really hurts
Probably the pain starting to set in
U know if it was MEN everyone will be laughing but the girls started his villain arc
bro lost to the judges but won the audience heart😭
W
Judges be acting like they are so pure of mind lmfao
Real talent: ❌
Sad backstory: ✅🥇
Fax
Fr
Fax
True facts
The beginning of his Villain arc 😔
American got talent ❌
America got trauma ✅
"when I was born I came out crying and couldn't walk at all" 😢😢😢
*Golden buzzer goes off
😊😊 Jesus loves you, He really wants you in Heaven and wants a relationship with you. Are you gonna say yes to the King? Repent and do the will of the Father to be saved. Don’t put it off, tomorrow isn’t guaranteed. Confess with your mouth Jesus is Lord and Believe God raised Him from the dead to be saved. (Romans 10:9) For God so loved the world He gave His one and only Son, that whoever believes in Him shall not perish but have eternal life (John 3:16.) I really hope you repent and come to know Jesus. All the glory to my Great God. Amen.
@@GiggyWiggy2086”I was born at a very young age, and when I was born, I was screaming 😢”
*Golden Buzzer goes off*
We need that to be a show
@@dgameryoutube5045it’s the show
Bro is in his villain Arc rn
Bro held that in all talent💀💀💀💀
AGT judges when your talent doesn’t start with “I suffered through stage 4 cancer at the age of -2”
I was born at a very young age and could not walk or talk for two years
@@eljahkauffmann6442I didn't have a brain until I was four...
@@bluebros1813 Everyday I suffer from the terminal stage incurable disease called "breathing" which causes my body to age and my lungs to wear down, I had it from the moment I was born 😔😔😔
sadly, I could walk, talk, and do calculus at -483, it was hard to fit in 😢
I know😂
You should have told the judges that this trick was taught to you by a family member that recently died
or that his legs fell off and he has a rare disease
real
"I was born at a very young age"
@@claire5856My mom died before I was born
@@claire5856when I was born, I was screaming. Crying too
You may have lost the show, but you won our hearts with that performance 😭😭
" *NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!* "
Damn. That scream was crazy, i felt the sadness coming out of his scream
If I were a judge that’s a golden buzzer right there
LOL FR
Good thing you’re not a judge
@@pokeshack7560u mad
@@pokeshack7560tf do you mean that was great
Bro same das a golden buzzer for me
"when i was a child, i had a toy train, and one day i lost it"
judges: golden buzzer
Doofenshmirtzs?
@@FerventSpy66834yeah, the version from the second dimention
Lmao
Plot twist: proceeds to pull it out of his ass
Literally tho
Bro screamed that "NOOOOO" like the main character just reduced his HP to 0
Nah you actually did them judges dirry😂😂😂
The dramatic no is worth a golden buzzer
Shows unwatchable unless I can skip all these stale af boring back stories.
@@charlespanache7047FINALLY!!!
WHY IS THIS SUCH AN UNPOPULAR OPINION WITH THIS SHOW?!?!
Guys a legend. #PomPoms 🤣
Also, #HowardStern would get ❌ too but sometimes talent may seem awful, but it's still magnetic 🧙
@@ButteryEvolution.well get this, it’s actually one of the most popular opinions out there
Why is there Twitter brainrot in this YT comments section? Keep your shitty pound symbols on your own website.
They need better judges. They didn't even hesitate.
It looks like their engagement bait is working. These shows are all scripted lmao, all made for entertainment
@@Jdj-nr2nw I've never seen someone be more confidently incorrect.
America's got Talent is not scripted. The judges are just God awful.
@@specialoperatorlolbit8671 who watch TV?
@@Jdj-nr2nw It's not scripted. The judges just don't give a shit. They will put you through loops to get you on the show, then pull this shit where they eliminate you like this because they think it's funny. It humiliates the person performing.
fr, they just pressed it right off the bat before my man could even finish his sentence. 😭
They didn’t even let bro finish💀
I can watch this for longer than most people should
His villian origin story
Now bro has sad story if he can came back again next time he surely win
Lol
Wake up babe new batman villain just dropped
His super villain name is Magician Ass Bottle
For what it's worth, Jack looks like he can survive a stomp out by the whole Bat family. He'll be terrorizing Gotham with the best of the best in no time.
Once he enters his villain arc, the bottles would be in every judge's ass.
Wtf😭😂
BEWARE - Grego Fredo
"we take a bottle, becomes a glass"
you feel a cold pain in your asshole
😂😂😂🎉
😂😂😂
I don’t care what them judges say this was GOLDEN
"It's not about the joke, it's about sending a message" 😂😂😂
This is actually some shit you'd see happen to Dr. Doofenshmirtz
🤣🤣🤣
💯💯💯
I'm dead😂😂😂😂
Doofenshmirtz Evil incorporated "In my booty"
“NOOOOOOOO” 😭😭
I would gladly hire him for a birthday party
777 likes… hope whoever sees this and deserves it gets your crush or dream job or $$$$ etc
This the 42nd 777 I’ve seen this month if I can give some luck to those who actually deserve it… not me idk why universe or Jesus/Yahweh would pick me but
Good luck 🍀🍀🍀🍀
My kid is turning 6 soon, might hire him
I would
Ur trash bro
Fr
That should have been a golden buzzer
The jokers backstory 😂
Judges be accepting people that say "My whole entire bloodline was eliminated and i was homeless at the age of 6 months" Right off the bat
Americas got sympathy stories
“Golden buzzer!!!”
In 2016, my high school had a choir club called musicality and went to AGT. They were told to give stories about their problems and how they came up to where they are. The way TV exaggerated how bad and dangerous my school was is nowhere near it actually was. It’s a magnet school so of course kids did come from bad neighborhoods since we had people from all over Chicago, but they made it sound like that was the case for everyone
@@joshuamontanez3851I’m from Chicago as well what high school was this?? And did they get far?😭
@@occhampion9977 it was Curie. They hit the semi finals
This was literally the best one. These judges suck. SMH
I swear this show is just a rebranded American Idol. Judge's have no patience and just care about the singing and heart warming stories.
I have never seen such real facts in my life@@sabastianleisek396
I'm poor and My mom left me and dad used to hit me 😭😭😭😭😭😭 but i sing cuteeeeee right?????? @@sabastianleisek396
They are all soulless snobs, i wouldnt take their opinion too highly.
@@sabastianleisek396 yea. I am so sick of seeing just singers go through and winning
Here in Australia there was a singer who failed in chinas got talent so she came and did the Australian one and won. Not to sound racist but c'mon, that's not fair.
The moment he realized what he was listening to💀
"THEY ALL DESPISED ME" ahh villain origin story
They literally DID all despise him, that’s the funny part
Doofenshmirtz lore is getting wild
😂
Underrated
💀
He would get the golden buzzer for all the sad childhood stories he tells to Perry
I never knew how to spell that name
"NOOOO!"
"I learnt this from my dog who died from eating my homework 😢"
* _Gets the golden buzzer_ *
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@@neonpanther2330 E
Bro was cut off faster than Will Smith's slap.
POV when that one drunk guy that tries to sneak one into a party
You did the bottle dirty first😂
Fr
Right!
Lamo🤣
bro forgot to change his account💀💀💀💀
@@Que.1637or a schizo like wtf😂
Bro what do they mean that shi is funny😭😭😭
They ass
I thought I just had broken humor😅
Its because Females have no sense of humor and want some pretty singing from someone with a sad backstory for the 1000th fuckin time because theyre predictable like Bethesda NPCs.
No sad backstory😊
Frf
Bro's gonna start a villain arc after that
bro gonna start his villan ark
i feel u lad
i would be so fucking pissed the way the woman on the left did a ben 10 ass buzzer press
"lady, that isn't the Omnitrix"
Bro he said it's in my ass so it got the buzzer
fucking delightful
It's Buzzin' Time!
@@lloydfs5114then she buzzed all over him
You have every right to become a villain.
I won't even blame him at this point
They did bro dirty
They should have let him cook
Edit 2: 6likes on a reply to a comment is wild but thanks
@@TF2watcherhe did the bottle dirty tho
@@bizzarz6302 the bottle was a paid actor
Bro your comment has 666 likes let me just fix that for you.
@@bizzarz6302 the bottle did him dirty
They were tryna keep it family friendly 💀💀
Nah bro some of the 'talent' they have is... just look at a video of it 💀
Family friendly but thats the same type of show that shows a dude swallowing a sword
@@wilbert4910or a guy farting into the mic
I thought this was a shark tank pitch
Man risked it all for the joke...
And we respect him for it.
He should have won that day
lol the judges never cease to fail the vibe check
Still mad they let a bunch of idiots who played their belly's like drums get so far as compared to others with actual talent
They are the definition of failing the ”vibe check”
bro got that joker "NOOOOOOOO!!"
Okay, AGT is crazy with the X's
American Got Talent ❌
Joker's Origin Story ✅
LOOOL IKR
uh oh
Some spongebob ass “NOOOOO”
You would be thinking about SpongeBob’s ass, Patrick
Bro, got me dead.
nahhh 😭💀
🎯💯
Bro that sounded like SpongeBob on point 🤣
"Where'd it go? its up my a-"
The buzzer sounded like "ass" bruh 💀
Most painful “noooooo” I’ve ever heard.
hey
@@EnergeticSpark63huh
Anakin : Hold my suit!
@@darkdragon7210 hey
sponge bob ahh "noooo"
Next season, he retold this loss as a sad backstory, with a flashback to his despaired "NOOOOO". Judges got emotional and he got the golden buzzer immediately. What a mastermind.
Why do I believe you
@@horrorking1000cuz it's not only something that could happen on AGT, I'm pretty sure it fuckin has.
Watch the sex bomb one lmao, best one ever
Who is this?
@@zaphynoob9275The guy who posted this
"This is a song that I made for my great great great great granduncle that passed away 169 years ago"
"Twinkle twinkle little star"
"GOLDEN BUZZERS"
Your magic trick was actually the most hilarious thing i've ever seen.
Why is it that it’s always the judges with no skill or talent are the ones to judge?🤦🏽♂️
Probably because they are the cheapest and the only stars willing to do the show.
Because the ones with talent are working
America
Because the judges knows how to judge, it's their job. Kinda like food critics, they don't know how to cook fancy food but knows how to rate food based on their taste
@@user-zw4nd7oo8h just letting you know that sounded completely ridiculous
“Your boos mean nothing to me, I’ve seen what makes you cheer!”
They didn't boo him tho💀
@@commenter621woooosh
I will extend the stage with eco-friendly wood veneers!
@@doctornick17galvanized square steel!
Literally just saw this episode today
He didn't have a sad backstory, so the judges gave him one.
Bro made the sickest bottle rhyme in history🔥🔥
Top 10 why I hate judges:
Btw thanks for 13k likes, pretiate it
fr like why do judges gotta always be judging people. its sad how people have become so judgemental.
thats the thing, the trick is simple that even a 7 year old knows it.
@@TheSpecialTomatofr
@davidxeditz_ really? If its so simple please explain to me in great detail how he managed to get the bottle from the bag to his ass. Shouldn't be too hard cause the trick is simple right?
It’s not the same bottle
The judges don’t even know talent 😂. They just want sob stories
Fr
This is actually hilarious bro
“ you take a bottle, becomes a glass. Where did it go? It’s up my a-“
Rejected by the judges. Accepted by the people.
This is why I hate Americas got talent.
(Edit: holy shit I started a war)
Fr
"I was born at a very young age 🥺"
i hate america got talent too sucks ans its boring
@@somedudeontheinternet9067that was the dumbest thing someone said like we all were born at a young age I forgot who said it but they were an idiot
“Death killed me”
If he preceded his magic trick with a sad story about how his 2nd grade class’ pet hamster died from double heart cancer, he would’ve gotten a golden buzzer
i couldn't make my bank account for the whole 18 years since i was born 😭
everytime i closed my eyes i saw darkness 😭
@@DemoFromTf2 The judges have no class!
could have started with "when i was young i was a baby"
The smile at the end just makes this vid so much better
It's funny that the sound of the buzzer perfectly censored the ass
He didn't say it dude.
"where'd it go? Its in my❌❌❌❌"💀💀💀💀
❌❌❌❌❌❌
@@Frognade ❌❌❌❌❌❌❌
@@redkev11❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌
❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌
@@BritainBall69kdk why people think pants will not be said
"Its up my- "😂
They be acting all kid friendly but we don't even know what they do alone 😃
Meanwhile other contestants who failed their "Talent": "I was a kid when I was a child"
Judges: 😭😭😭🤧🤧🤧 (Golden buzzer)
I was born at a very young age…
For two entire years of my life, I was immobilised, not being able to talk, nor walk… 😔😔😔
Did you die?
Sadly, yes... But I lived!
My mother died before I was born. Luckily, she is here with me today
"At age 6 I was born without a face"
When I was born, I was screaming and confused, and I wasn't able to speak
people just don't recognize true talent when they see it.. this is magic, rhyming, AND humor all combined in one skit.. something most of the one-trick-ponies that win could never
and the dramatic noooo at the end.. bro is a situational actor by heart..
they dont give people golden buzzers unless they do some ariana grande ass performance and im so tired of this , this is REAL art,
@@prodashibe no.. not even Ariana Grande ass performance.. rather, start with a sad backstory, pretend like you're too shy to even perform, then "sUbvERt ExPecTaTIonS" by doing exactly what you came to do..
@@12DAMDO EXACTLY! its all scripted!
It's not anything that I'd want to watch. It's a dumb magic trick, dumb joke, and it gives me anxiety.
mb, I meant second hand embarrasment
@@Outlaws-For-Life923bro is the only one who thinks this, dawg- not everyone wants the same old “Oh hey im too shy to do this” then come out with a spectacularly put together performance. Honestly I would’ve hit the red buzzer immediately if someone said shit like that.
That “NOPE!” Didn’t miss a beat 😆
The buzzer was really the best punchline tho
The flash: ❌
The judges:✅
Bro has enough to start a villain arc 😂
GET THIS COMMENT TO 5k LIKES!
I want him to say that magic trick but the props are humans hahaha
@nobodyknows9695 we take Steve becomes a addict where'd he go he went to rehab
I guess the judges just got PTSD from that Glass Ass video 💀
"I was born at a very young age😢"
Judges: *INSTANT GOLDEN BUZZER*
Bro what 💀
I'm the last of my entire bloodline 😢
Judges: 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎊🎊🎖
I wasn’t able to walk at a very young age 😂😂
Yo same
The judges give golden buzzers to literally anyone with a sob story@@weber6823
"WE TAKE A BOTTLE...Where'd it go? It's in MY ASSS"
Had he screamed at the last sentence like he did in the forst wouldve been 10x funnier and more rhythm to it🤣🤣
What's funny is this guys humour is extremely good, and not dated. This guy is gonna get serious fame, those judges heavily missed out.
I like you
@@Jackgradymagic we like your humour
@@Jackgradymagic I have a girlfriend, sorry, but I like you as a friend.
@@raven4442💀
@@raven4442its ok but I love u dwag
"We take a bottle, becomes a glass, where'd it go? It's in my as-"
s
It's in my BRRRBRRRBRRR
@@Pandor25noooooooo
Yes we all watched the video bud
bro couldn’t even quote the 12 words in this vid correctly
"Where'd it go? It's in my-"
*EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER*
Please put a full version of this on spotify I wanna listen to it on repeat and cry
Best xd out performance on agt. I would've given gold tbh
E
There should be a rule that judges can only vote when the presentation is over
That wouldn't include the funny buzzers tho
Or let the audience decide tbh.
@@Starmanstrikerlike a jury but for agt
@@Starmanstrikerfor real why they don't do that? That would be perfect
Genuinely what i was just thinking sucks when people cant even show their full performance that they spent ages working on
I would instantly give him gold
Give this man the golden button immediately.
This is, to this day, my favourite clip on youtube
Bro same 💀
Same
“How many times did u watch this?”
Yes.
1m
Their loss. I would watch this magician poet anytime
the way that blonde woman pressed the red buzzer was actually so zesty 💀
AGT judges when they contestant isn't a terminally ill kid:
He didn’t have a sad backstory so they gave him a sad backstory.
My guy got that perfect cheek control.
Bro is legit the Toy Maker again in this scene
Man id give u the goldwn buzzer
Nice
Golden* I'd*
Same
@@whasawthe42nd12 "the fucks i give"
@@juicypeanut_boi9043 yap