"Now hither away before the third planet from the sun is plagued by darkness at a command from the higher lords." Basically get your ass outside before it's dark out!
Jon wilson Monsieur Jon Wilson! Your good deed today shall not go unacknowledged, for it is due to your expertise in the subject of spelling, that I, Bryan, is blithely aware of his erratum on this ever fateful day. Though my pride may be wounded, it is not without enlightenment for my own benefit. Now bear witness to the fruits of your efforts as I rectify my past endeavours.
@aaron pryor I do get his jokes, and I find them funny. That doesn't make him intelligent, however. If you do not know the difference between finding something funny and intelligence, then... you truly are stupid.
@@terencerodgerstr insolence was being used properly as "rude or disrespectful" in his monologue but he was making fun of the guy's ignorance who was watching the movie, as thinking the movie was talking about INSULIN, a term used primarily by minorities to describe diabetes lol
I bet you know the lyrics from hundreds of songs... some you haven't heard for years and years... how did you learn them(?) Repetition Repetition Repetition
Now let us admire the tales of fantasy this sire has brought upon us. For only those with highest of potential and the most creative of minds can create such extravagant fantasies which caress our imagination in such a way that we ourselves aspire to do the same workings as the aformentioned sire does when the darkness decends and the hearts of man leads him to flock to his place of gathering to engage in such a joyous time.
BillyTheSnake A most compelling assessment from a fellow spectator. I would not believe myself to be the most enlightened in the matter of eloquent dialogue, however even one such as I, a low born bastard, can oversee the height of intelligence required to display a rather pivotal upper echelon performance.
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Wretched is how I feel as I spew these words of hostility from my lips. Ah, there you are, Lakeesha, the beauty of my seduction. How I long to ravish the concubines of your clavicle... But first I must silence these roars that stem from my belly due to hunger. For it is only fit for a king to dine on the killing of a carcass after a day of duly wages. Ah, there he is, my son, my seed, my young loin, the mirrored me that spawns from the spew of my male mayonnaise. I want you to take these metals of currency and go down to the local marketplace and trade them for a feast of yeast and wine. Now, hither away before the third planet from the sun is plagued by darkness at a command from the higher lords. As for you, my love, only when darkness is among us will I shower you with the fire that burns deep underneath my cloak. For only your seduction can force me to fall to bended knee and sip the wet spicy nectar which flows from the purr of your kitty cat.
Yeah the audience sucked I remember this stand-up. I think it was Manhattan infront of a more cultured black audience and i remember he was saying some funny shit on race and those more liberal blacks were more vague in their laughter
"I'll be there eating my popcorn like damn who got diabetes." I'm dead man 😂
Keenan Gordon "My grandmoma the insulin's"
+Tracy Kilpatrick it's, "my grandmama got 'da insolence"
Lmao how did I miss that?
Bahahahah
I don't understand that joke idk y
"Ah there he is
My son
My seed
My young loin
The mirrored me that spawns from the spew of my male mayonnaise"🤣🤣🤣
Def using this one
😂😂😂 me too
Aries is a freaking genius
a nuuuu cheeki breeki iv damke!
"Now hither away before the third planet from the sun is plagued by darkness at a command from the higher lords." Basically get your ass outside before it's dark out!
hither away ;)
and he's saying leave before it gets dark :P not be back by dark
Jon wilson Monsieur Jon Wilson! Your good deed today shall not go unacknowledged, for it is due to your expertise in the subject of spelling, that I, Bryan, is blithely aware of his erratum on this ever fateful day.
Though my pride may be wounded, it is not without enlightenment for my own benefit. Now bear witness to the fruits of your efforts as I rectify my past endeavours.
ahahahahahahahah nice
+Bryan can you maybe please tell me what to google if i want to learn how to speak like that? its a really interesting way to speak
Aries is a very intelligent comedian!
He's funny, but not intelligent.
@@DraculaCronqvist well you're not funny or intelligent
yes he is, but the 80% of the public don't really get the jokes and don't laugh because , what do you know , they're black.
@@DraculaCronqvist well you say he isn't intelligent in which there is many forms of intelligence and I would say you don't have one.
@aaron pryor I do get his jokes, and I find them funny. That doesn't make him intelligent, however. If you do not know the difference between finding something funny and intelligence, then... you truly are stupid.
that monologue was so smooth lol
The insolence joke was sooooooooo fuckN clever. It went over alot of people's heads in that crowd
Explain please
@@terencerodgerstr insolence was being used properly as "rude or disrespectful" in his monologue but he was making fun of the guy's ignorance who was watching the movie, as thinking the movie was talking about INSULIN, a term used primarily by minorities to describe diabetes lol
@@LuG8911 people really call diabetes insulin? Hahaha
@@dominictoretto9645 i swear! Haha
@@dominictoretto9645 no Insulin is medicine that is used to treat diabetics lol so we associate those two together instantly
“I need you to follow me..and keep up. i can’t work under these conditions” is the best part of this 🤣🤣🤣
Wow, it's so rare that I hear an American do an English accent well; this is great! ^_^
You're not English are you lol
it's a rubbish impression he couldn't stop the ebonics from flowing through lol stop pretending yank prick
@Meadow Pinkelle it’s not the best
@@jd_jd_jd 🤣
LOVE the English accent and speech. This guy is good.
This guy is what I really needed to make me laugh.
I CANT work under these conditions......lmaooo
How the hell did he remember a monologue that complex?
I'm sure he ad libs it. He's obviously got an interest in the old writings.
He was an actor on mad tv so pretty sure dude gots experience
Practice, practice, practice.
And more practice.
Try it.
Or he just speaks it. One can just understand the words and say them. lol.
I bet you know the lyrics from hundreds of songs... some you haven't heard for years and years... how did you learn them(?)
Repetition
Repetition
Repetition
Now let us admire the tales of fantasy this sire has brought upon us. For only those with highest of potential and the most creative of minds can create such extravagant fantasies which caress our imagination in such a way that we ourselves aspire to do the same workings as the aformentioned sire does when the darkness decends and the hearts of man leads him to flock to his place of gathering to engage in such a joyous time.
BillyTheSnake A most compelling assessment from a fellow spectator. I would not believe myself to be the most enlightened in the matter of eloquent dialogue, however even one such as I, a low born bastard, can oversee the height of intelligence required to display a rather pivotal upper echelon performance.
I love you both!🤣🤣🤣
@@ColdDream224 yal niggas went off 🔥
@@theonewhostandsaboveall6826 yall both just tryna get some pussy!! shut it . haha
@@messerx10 huiha heiha🤣
Ah, there you are... LaKeisha................... LMFAO
"I can't work under these conditions!"
Man! Aries's talent is overflowing.
As an Englishman, I applaud your accent. It was a lot better than most american's English accent.
... most *Americans' English accent
He really likes English accents!!!!! Its cool though!!!! Hes funny!!!! I like the way that he thinks!!!!!
Yea
"The mirrored me that sprayed from my male mayonnaise "LMHO
"The mirrored me that spawns from the spew of my male mayonnaise"....I dont know wtf you was listening too...lol
damn i ddnt even laugh that much, i was just in awe of his english accent
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂same here!!!
The most funniest, underrated guy ever, why doesn't this guy have netflix specials every month?
This guy is brilliant!
Damn! Arie’s theatrical dialog is on point!! ✊🏾
Remember he isnt just a comedian, he was an actor / sketch comedy actor. Its more complex than some can imagine.
Get his ass on game of thrones now!
i know he great with accent
+Melissa Rosario it's actually not that great, you might not be able to hear him slip in and out but to a native englisher, it's clear as day
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David Sadowski Yes, damn it!
"PROMETHEUS, PLEASE, SPARE ME OF YOUR BANALITY! xD
😂
😂😂😂😂 I practice that part
@@cb4gusto744 me 2 😂😂
@@cb4gusto744 on dogs
Lmao
Very underrated comedian.
He had me at “Male mayonnaise “ 💀
😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂
I've been raving about Aries since the 90s. I was always confused as to why he never became a bigger star.
To me overall his material was to early for the era, Carlos Mencia and Dave Chappelle's more commentary comedy hit more at the time.
The Shakespeare bits were amazing Great talent!
wr3tched is how i feel as i spew these words of hostility from my lips.
Wr3tched hi how are ya
damn this man is a fookin legend for speaking this old and complex dialogue
intelligence that all i got to say
Yes Aries is complete genius !!!! I love him !!! He always crack me up
i feel the same exact way. i love the old english/middle ages era. love all the movies, shows, and the oh so sexy women.
Wretched is how I feel as I spew these words of hostility from my lips.
Ah, there you are, Lakeesha, the beauty of my seduction.
How I long to ravish the concubines of your clavicle...
But first I must silence these roars that stem from my belly due to hunger.
For it is only fit for a king to dine on the killing of a carcass after a day of duly wages.
Ah, there he is, my son, my seed, my young loin, the mirrored me that spawns from the spew of my male mayonnaise.
I want you to take these metals of currency and go down to the local marketplace and trade them for a feast of yeast and wine.
Now, hither away before the third planet from the sun is plagued by darkness at a command from the higher lords.
As for you, my love, only when darkness is among us will I shower you with the fire that burns deep underneath my cloak.
For only your seduction can force me to fall to bended knee and sip the wet spicy nectar which flows from the purr of your kitty cat.
HUH!?
Lmao Early
Wow love it
Thanks Bro that actually got me some pussy hahaha! :)
eminentjonfrost LMFAOOOO
This bit never gets old 😂
Yeah the audience sucked I remember this stand-up. I think it was Manhattan infront of a more cultured black audience and i remember he was saying some funny shit on race and those more liberal blacks were more vague in their laughter
"The fire that burns deep underneath my cloak" 🤣😭
Aries is talent
the way he was speaking old English he should be in Game of Thrones or something LOL it was to good
"and sip the wet spicy nectar which flows from the purr of your kitty-kat" bahahaha
😂😂😂
"my grandmama got the insulins" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
One of the best stand ups of all time!!!!
Seriously the best thing in TV/film/theater is dialogue.
Damn I haven't seen him since his MadTV days. He was one of my favorites on the show.
He did a great english impression. Smart. He is a great comedian and actor!
this guy is a riot. very talented comedian!
Damn his English sounds so accurate .......
"I like it for THE dialogues";⚓️;✌️;.
My grandma got da insolence
Insulin
ThouArtOfWar Man you talkin about your grandma? show some respect.
TostiTostelli
wtf you talking about my grandma was not mentioned in the video more did I mention her moron.
we're you guys even listening, go back and re listen because he clearly says it it,
He says it I didn't your comment was directed toward me. Even if he did it's comedy who cares.
Not casting him in Macbeth is a waste. That man can deliver lines. Good damn i would watch that.
Facts!
This is the reason why I love this guy
I love this guy's delivery.
I'm not laughing but I'm enjoying myself very much.
I have been highly entertained and engaged in laughter by your routine as a stand-up entertainer
This was incredibly good!!! Next level comedian for sure.
Do y’all understand how hard it is to even memorize this joke?
That was harder than it looked!
Well done monsieur!
He is superb.
I died at the insolence joke
Aries is a very talented man. LOL!! Big fan!!
male mayonnaise lmao
holy shit this guy is a genius
I watched , keep watching and I'm sure I'll watch again cause is great this guy .
This guy is freaking BRILLIANT! :)
This is FIRE 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Legendary, one of my favourite sketches
Very talented
LMFAOO mann wrong crowd. That was gold!
damn that ancient English dialogue was on point my dude!
Watching from Ghana love this guy
Dude is underrated.
Poetic comedy pure genius ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ bravo
He is so well spoken
It’s been 10 years and this is still funny
This is why i love black comedians this m.f. are the best in the world period.......
Years later and this still golden
Woa, I'd take a whole year to memorize those lines!
He got that dialogue on point never heard an American get it down like tha
@ 2:10 some girl got turned on by what he said 😂😂
Love it!
lmfao wet "spicy" nectar 😂😂😂
This dude is awesome
One of the best!
Aries is so underrated!!!
This is a great bit!
He has awesome accents
His English accent is actually fucking good he kinda sounds like my doctor when he does it
''i can't work under these conditions'' I died
AMAZING
Aries Spears' accents/impressions are fucking brilliant lmaoooo
I watch the whole stand-up at least 3 times a year
Wow very awesome.
I love this
Still got some Christmas shopping to get done !
Hes a true Artist!
I LOVE THIS
Aries is aa genius
Aries Spears doesn’t get the credit he deserves.
Love him !!!
his accents are the absolute best
The dude really is talented