Comedian Aries Spears Talks About Divorce- Red Pill Knowledge
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- čas přidán 14. 07. 2018
- Best Quote ''Divorce for a Man is Like getting Raped in the Police station while the cops sit there and watch''
Comedian Aries spears Talk about divorce in a Live stand up
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$30,000 is good enough for a hitman...
Great fucked up minds think alike lol i was saying the same thing
Black OGJesus lol
That's good enough for 3!
Brother should’ve called me. $30k solve a lot of problems lol
Easy money
this isn't comedy. this is fact
Not comedy because most were silent when he was talking about women's gold digging was. But the other stuff they were rolling around with laughter.
Dude 4 real
Bullshit
"THIS IS FACTZ !!!!!!"
Best comedy is fun because it's true.
"Men aren't afraid of commitment, they're afraid of divorce". Yo. Preach.
Chandler Meeks-Owens ain’t that the truth
The much weakened American system that materialises the marriage tradition, should have every wealthy man/woman out there pretty shit scared. Why not have fun with the younger, yet to be hit with nightmare peer pressure of having kids and family and avoid committing to conditional relationships that pressures one to marry only to claim divorce and take half of what you have worked hard for all your life! Today's standard has gotten it all wrong and it ain't worth doing anymore.
Never thought about that, but its true
Women:
So you’re saying your still afraid
I'm confused, do none of their partners work? Women have also lost money in divorces
You can tell by the look on his face, he got divorced...best of luck to you Aries :)
And the weight he lost. Christopher Titus talks about loosing weight during his divorce
What does 30k a month do to ur ambition?
@Nikita Webber that's his money.
I agree with everything he said.
Man ,breaks my heart seeing Aries like this. Look at his face and listen to his voice, it’s like his soul’s been sucked out of him.
@Tuudur Reikop pink boy
@Tuudur Reikop u gay.....u need help
He fell for the marriage scam
So true he was so lively in Mad TV
So did I and I am so miserable.
This was the deepest Ted talk ever
I'm still laughing while typing this response 👍👍👍😂🤣🤣😆😂
I just laughed. Thanks
He was seriously real.you is seriously funny!
Lmao just saw this comment 😂
100%
Haven’t laughed this hard at a YT comment. Well done
We're living in a time where comedians speak more truth than media.
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fuck kenya
Hell yea
That's why I boy cotted it a long time ago and just watch CZcams and learn truth on the internet
yes but that's always been true. It is more true now though, so point taken.
Facts!
I was talking to my female co-worker one day. She mentioned a celebrity couple broke and got divorced. The the female celebrity makes more money so she had to give her share it the divorce to the man. My co-worker was pissed and said. "The man should find a way to make his own money". So much for equality when it's against females
Talking about Adele maybe?
I was tricked into watching a TED Talk.
And I loved every minute of it!
He ain't joking. The best comedians tell facts.
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It's the politicians who joke
Socrates taught you well son!
Church
True , Plato you are a wise man and i didn't knew you are still alive
Socrates trained you well
500th like
If I quit my job, my employer is not required to keep issuing me a paycheque. If you quit your relationship, you shouldn't be entitled to keep the lifestyle that went with it.
NICE
PREACH!!!
Amen!
@Taelan Baylor I pay 12k in child support but she has to blow me once a month. Minor stipulation
if you are equating a job with a relationship then you're a goof
Never been married. And probably never will be. There is just no point, not with today's women atleast.
@shaabo , I'm 60 . Was MGTOW , my way or the highway . Before it was a thing
women of our moms generation or mom's moms were defo worth wifing but not these one,
Sounds stupid. Just get a prenup. She walks away with what she had. Hahah
"5k/month for his son's expenses, where does the other 25k for?" Legit question
@Radford Tataryn I think that was insightful as a young guy growing up in the world, thank you
Courts get a percentage so the higher the child support the more the court get.
I have some reasons I was told, but none make enough logical sense.
At the end of the day, binding yourself to a women that has emotions
that change per minute...is not the best gamble.
@@jesterarts734 true day 💯 women have been like that since the dawn of times
As a divorced man, I support this message.
Edith Dlp Why have you been together for so long yet not getting married...? You’re wasting life not getting married if you’ve been together for oh so long.
Edith Dlp Its better to start now or never, right? Trust me, I wouldn’t keep my woman waiting that long if we were together.
Marriage is overrated real trust and commitment doesn't need the court of law to acknowledge you
Edith Dlp your husband is afraid of alimony...is that the only reason you can think of? Is that the only thing you think your man or other guys hold as a reason to avoid marriage? Really? Lol oookkaayy. Men who go to jail by a simple sentence a women can give to cops on domestic violence without analyzing the scenario. But you’re right, your husbands reason is the ONLY reason why we guys avoid marriage huh. Interesting. So losing money is the main fear we have huh...lol you should be grateful he hasn’t seen other options within those 20years
@@murphywallace9336 ..i..
Women: I like marriage because it gives me security.
Men: Marriage takes away my security.
Then shut up and just don't get married. Whiners....
Now days it’s the other way around
true
Alyse Truth well someone is bent out of shape
Alyse Truth lol you call that whining? You married? If not I can see why based off your video selection. Creepy shit you watch on that ASMR massage bullshit. You’re quite the weird one lol I expected guys to more likely do some creepy shit like that lol you take it up the butt?
That 1.2k dislikes are from people who can’t handle the truth. This man speaks nothing but brutal facts and it’s crazy cause that’s how women and men are in this generation, same as with relationships.
No, their from the women who don't like men being alerted to the marriage scam !!!!!!!
‘Divorce is like getting raped in a police station and the cops don’t do a thing about it.’ - Accurate as only a man with divorce experience can describe.
I never laughed once not because he is a bad comedian it is because it is horrifying hearing the truth. thanks so much for all the likes!!
Your comment is fucked up, depressing..... and true 😫
MGTOW is the only way to be sure
Yeah i feel you
While it usually is 2 sides to virtually every situation and you can usually throw in "Alternative Circumstances"
They're taking back Child Support from when I got married and actually help raise my kids until she became a full-time crackhead and I with my Mom's help raised all our kids even the one she already had but I will never be reimbursed back, I'm a man. While she is only cool with the first child she had when we met, the ones we have together can't stand her because of that addiction and lying. They go hand in hand!!!!!!!!!!
I also did not laugh. I just nodded through the whole thing.
"Divorce is like getting raped in the police station while the cops watch and don't help" lmao!!!!!!!!!
...while high-fiving the rapist
Bro that is the realest expression of thought line there is to me!
You laugh, but this happens a lot in prison... If its a big bad mother fucker with a history of violence and there's only a couple guards on duty, your going to get raped, on camera and they won't lift a finger to come and help you.
Told my family from the beginning I'm not trying to get married but after this video I know see that I'm going to be happier being single
Sadly that's our future, and the fact that women have no interest in trying to change the laws just show what kinda females they really are.
I might be single for the rest of my life but at least I'll be single, rich, and running through gold diggers lol.
I know statistics, I know odds, and I know it's the stupid, the lucky and the privileged who try to beat them. If your living in the USA, your level of happiness tends to go down in a relationship, and that goes double for having kids. Maybe if I was living somewhere else like Germany, maybe if I actually had great parents, it would be a Serious...... MAYBE. But I understand that not only was I failed in ways I just didn't understand till I was older, but that weirdly enough in a lot of ways, it's the self proclaimed "loser" who I was told never to be like, the person who rides his bike around town, who lives a simple life, who isn't ambitious, who isn't interested in money, is the one actually experiencing life in the moment, is the one who is proud of his decisions, and who recognizes....... The house of cards.
Guys, I am married and it's been pretty good. She does not like conflict, so arguments are very rare, and she always tries to cheer me up. She works and believes in sharing, and is still cool with cooking a nice meal. All around, she's great.
Having said all that, I still advise others NOT to get married. See, I got lucky. Yes, you might get lucky too, but it's a big risk. Plus I'm not stupid, she could change her mind at any time. It's a nice life right around, but who knows what tomorrow will bring.
This shit has never been more important for every man to hear. Keep swerving them hoes fellas
Not even one feminist in site.
Diogenes The Cynic men and women should not live together they should live beside each other and visit frequently😄
@@joygernautm6641 I firmly agree with you. Cohabitation is obviously a failure.
Diogenes The Cynic yup. Familiarity breeds contempt. She will eventually get tired of picking up after his shit and he will eventually want new pussy. People who cohabitate end up taking eachother for granted.
Lots of old/fat/poor/unfuckable men on this thread getting all angry...
Does this even count as comedy? Everything he said was 100% true. There weren't really any jokes, just painful facts.
This reminds me of a Simpsons episode where Krusty is about to retire, but then decides to become a comedian when people start laughing at him when he tells the truth.
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The truth was so painful it caused the women laughter. It's sad that women have this "all fat women are beautiful" and "women need equality" and men have nothing when the chips are already in the women's favor...
Thats what make it funny..
Ahh, now you're starting to understand comedy.
It's funny because it's true
From the movie Eyes Wide Shut:
Sandor: You know why women used to get married, don't you?
Alice: Why don't you tell me
Sandor: It was the only way they could lose their virginity and be free to do what they wanted with other men...the ones they really wanted.
BRUTAL… yet true…!
This is not comedy this is a red pill of pure truth with a little bit of humor to make it easier down your throat. I'm not complaining
The crowd is so quiet because he's up there speaking truth instead of being funny. They have no idea how to react and that's just sad.
Very true !!!
Comedians will tell the truths that no one else can tell. Look at Dave Chapelle his stories he speaks so much truth that I think I learn
about life as much as I laugh.
Are they supposed to belt out in laughter over facts then? They're listening... that's a pretty decent reaction I'd say.
Facts well said
@@viracocha go get married
Seems the only winning move is not to play...
exactly
Jesus said be in the world but not of the world. Same realization
I'll remember this...
Jesus said if she breaths she's a thot
The essence of game theory.
This is the most honest description of relationships and how unfair it can get. Funny as hell but soooooo true.
You can hear the truth in this man’s voice. Divorce is a terrible thing. Aries is a beast. Hands down!
Lol crowd thinks he's joking. You can see it on his face this is real life
Bobby Booshay exactly
Bobby Booshay they felt it to the awkwardness was there
Bo bo bo Bobby, Sometimes laughing at the painful truth is easier than crying. Being able to make light of hardships is an art form... and makes for the greatest comedy.
Na, the crowd knows. It’s an unspoken truth that we all know
@J the Diddy paying 90K to 2 women is crazy
Straight facts....................rich people shouldn't even get married, they got too much to lose.
Robert Gray Poor guys have even more to lose
Rich people should marry other rich people and ha e the families involved with lawyers at the start.
@@Burningarrow7 if you're rich, marry an other rich person, simple as that, because at least you will know the person isn't using you for your money, because they got their own.
Wrong! poor men have it harder, they go to jail!
They got the right lawyers
I like how he pointed 😂 it's too real for them 🤣💯
You could see the pain in his eyes and hear it in his voice.
This should be required viewing for ALL men. Especially young men...
Especially men who have everything to loose. House, pension, future income etc
30 grand a month! Omg, that’s horrifying.
He's only being honest.
I really find that hard to believe
Swallae me too. What's he working on that means he can pay so much? His comedy dropped off years ago and as far as I know he doesn't have a career in entertainment or film etc. Maybe he's really good at business and is a high powered executive or something....
you think thats bad did you hear what blake griffin has to pay per month and he wasnt married to the bitch just had a kid with her
more times that not woman gets custody maybe he did sinse they were maried he ewen had less of a chanse to get custody
Can we replace the media with comedians? It would be more truthful.
This ain't a stand up comedy show, its a person giving you a first hand life lesson.
Getting married: worst decision I ever made
Just wait till u divorce.....
Same
Still hurts til this day
I feel you. Literally like signing your own life into slavery and to the worse slave owner yet.
Damn sorry you feel that way.
I'm a woman and he is 100% correct.
pintobeanpintobean and you are a rare breed miss
No your supposed to disagree
Did a bitch say that! Daammmnn🤔
@@josephepps7805 no a woman did
Louis Vuitton 💯Facts!!!
When he say, "when the judge said, '30 grand a month' and ain't shit you can do but bite down on that rag." I felt that.
This wasn't even comedy, this was straight facts and I'm a woman
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Agree. Woman here
Hope u mean it?
Thank you.
300 boom👊🏽
You can tell this man was taken to the cleaners...30k a month damn
For most thats a yearly earnings
Hes. almost broke now
Bandicoot I have 1/2 his problem. Exs be expensive.
how many great man will go down like this
You can hear his pain.
He truly is a gifted comic
I truly thought I was in marriage counseling for a minute. Ended up waking my husband to a massage and an egg and cheese sandwich 🥪 💯😶
Even when the wealth is made during the marriage, if the money isn’t made equally, then it shouldn’t be split in half.
Not sure about that. I appreciate what you're saying but how do you value all that he did for you even though she made more through the process
True
30k reward for bossing nannies around
Troy Blackman appreciation of a great relationship and money have nothing to do with each other
Ritz Kola until she wants it all
And yet, even with all these facts....women would still never dare acknowledge their privilege. To women...they are perpetual victims.
They are solipsistic creatures. It's mind-boggling really if you think about it.
Because they are victims of this Evil patriarchy. Whatever this guy is saying is sexest misogynistic and completely wrong. ** Posts a link of a bullshit buzzfeed article or from some other similar websites. **
They wouldn't dare acknowledge their privilege because more men would wake up.
I love being a woman and hate the feminist for ruining my pussy privilege.
@@disrespectthemwomensubjuga5471 you scared me for a sec I was like aww man here we go
0:38 he means to say, "half empty" and it's a critical point. Awesome video, this should get mirrored just to make sure it stays on the web or if Google every somehow demonizes it.
Every woman on a scholarship.
Im crying, so good
I really wanted to laugh, but the red pills are choking me.
Mervin Orozco .... If you paid attention as a kid you don't have to worry about taking the red pill. You are all ready prepared.
@Mm Mmm and where was your dad?
@@ShenMerrick go back to your video games and fantasy roleplay little bitch boy. you wouldn't survive one day in the real fucking world.
@@jeffcard1A I was convinced we were all living in the real world. :o
Guess some of us are living in a simulation...
The truth choke chicks alot
I absolutely love my wife and she has been a wonderful partner for the past 15 years. She is a great mother for our 2 boys and they adore her. Now having said all that if I were a single guy I would never get married. I consider the state of my marriage pure luck. The laws in this country are so biased, a man is basically playing Russian roulette with his life whenever he ties the knot. Even my wife agrees men get screwed in the United States court system.
Roland Oliver true
I am right there with you. Happy marriage, but wouldn’t do it again. This woman can take me to the cleaners anytime she wants. Take away my kids, all that. Fucked up.
Not just the United States it's all over the world now. And it will only get worse until people stop getting married.
Exactly. It’s everywhere else too. I’ve seen it in my own family.
Ahhhh, yes,, marriage. Nothing like a man gambling his mental and emotional health, his sanity, and half of everything he owns and will ever own that she won't wake up one day and change her mind...
THIS is by far the realist thing I've ever heard from a comedian! The truth in this is refreshing. It didn't get a ton of laughs. But, so what. I loved this.
Oh my God preaaach!! Yall, I feel this on such a deep, personal level.... I can't even tell you how thankful I am to see someone with influence speaking that unpopular TRUTH, Aries you tha MAN bro
The routine isn't that funny, I've been through divorce, and this dude is just speaking the truth. But I gave it an upvote BECAUSE he is keeping it real.
Truth, he is an entertainer, but in this he is rapid fire, he has a message he wants to put out there and he doesn't wait for the laughs or applause.
chopperking1967 I'm going through a divorce myself. It's ugly. Keep your head up and I will too.
@@Uncfg good luck my man. Please join the MGTOW community in reddit. You're not alone and should not feel like you're alone. We will support you and help motivate you to become a better, enlighten individual.
chopperking1967 sometimes you have to laugh at yourself to get over things
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Wow is that fella good. And the sad thing is, most of the women in the audience either don't know or certainly don't care if a man has difficulties or is marginalized in some way. The women just move on. Stand by your man is not what happens these days when 2/3rds of divorces are filed by wives. It is not men who have problems with commitment. They simply can't afford the cost of women choosing not to remain committed.
"Its not men who have problem with commitment, its just they cannot afford the cost of women choosing not to remain committed." Preach brother preach.
Bitches don't know loyalty anymore.
Very well said.
Snarge22, if you don't mind, I'm gonna use that last sentence and put it on a T-Shirt. That shit is golden.
The truth has set u free my friend...nicely said
Aries is the man!
This was one of the realest segments I’ve heard in a minute from a comedian. Aries keep in 100
Another great comedian, Bill Burr, on divorce settlements: "Since when did it start costing $50k/month to feed a kid a bowl of froot loops?"
Lol pls share the link to that video
Then that fool got married
As a happily divorced man, I can verify that what this guy is saying is absolutely the truth. The only reason it counts as comedy is because it's politically incorrect to acknowledge the truth about marriage and divorce. Since I understand the reality of the marriage contract, I just laugh when I'm asked if (or sometimes even "when") I'm going to get married again. #men are waking up
So don’t get married?
@@xierraleone1905 think deep about it.
@@xierraleone1905 don't ever get married just pump and pass
Women too
Facts he was putting us on GAME!!!
This is the most real stand up ever and more honesty then any media or news outlet
I don't think Aries Spears is Underrated but he most definitely is under appreciated
Agreed. I find it irritating that people are depicting him as a "hater" torwards other comedians, when he is the few c that actually have an original point of view. They call him bitter, but i appreciate his percepective because its his, and hes funny period.
The room was so quiet when he talking about divorce. That sounded like an uncomfortably honest set or an attentive classroom.
that Disney BS is finally getting thrown in the bin
@@HusseinAbdirahman Nope. This is a room of like 1,000, and this video has 2.5m views out of 300m+ us citizens. The amount of views a garbage channel like fox or cnn get in one day is 5x this. Do Disney is still going strong.
I wouldnt describe this as comedy =D... but dah man speak dah truth...
I remember watching him on Mad TV. Seriously an under rated comedian.
Aries is on point. After paying more than $197,000 in child support during the past 15 years, my ex-wife had the unmitigated gall to ask me if I was going to continue sending her money when the child support order expires in a few months. After replying with an unmistakable ‘no,’ I advised her that my intention is to deal directly with our children who are now of majority age.
200k ??! JEEEEZE
How dare she, unless that kid is special needs n needs real help n care, if the kid is now an adult, no real reason to pay "child support"..
@@P71ScrewHead - exactly 💯.
And@@semyaza555 - that’s just the money that I sent directly to the court to disburse. It doesn’t include money that’s spent for other necessities like clothing, sneakers, sports activities, entertainment, and the like.
@@royshuler7046 Good luck man, n keep a good relationship with your kids, if possible..
One of the best talks I have heard. 100% legit. Not just comedy but the truth
yo i need the whole special lol this guy is the realest out there in the game 100% facts
Yeah it was funny AF...yeah it made me laugh....
But it wasn't comedy...It was 24 carat gold standard wisdom....We need more comedians/preachers like that...
George Carlin did similar type of stand up. Comedies don't just make you laugh but they also will say shit everyone else is too afraid too admit.
George Carlin pandered to women a little just a little
Bill burr
chapelle, eddie griffin, chris rock and him are who i listen to regards these wise and reality stuff talks.
Aries kinda reminds me of George Carlin's stand-up in this clip.
It's not so much about the jokes as much as it's about speaking cold hard and honest truths, and you just can't help but laugh at how true it is. Mad respect for this
the content isnt whats funny, its the delivery. he is giving out a daily dose of reality with a nice coating to wash it down because it can be so damn hard to swallow at times.
Reminds me also a bit of classic Chris Rock
“Make sure your stories match”😆😆😆
The realest 6 minutes of content ever done in stand-up
He look like a gangsta Carlton
😂😂
😂😂😂💀💀 true that
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wow.. 🤓🤓🤓
I was thinking the same thing!
...saddest part is that he's 100% right...
I been riding with Aries since Mad TV days. My man still keepin it 💯
whats impressive is that he covers every retort men usually hear and acknowledges the truth in them but then offers his perspective
He learned well from big cousin Patrice lol this my guy right here.
RIP Patrice. He was very slept on
RIP patrice
Looked at the comments specifically to find a shout out to Patrice. RIP to an all time great
Were they really related or you just saying it in context..
Also RIP Patrice
Rev.Patrice O'Neal, because he was teaching religion. Miss that guy🙏
damn i feel bad for him. learn from other people mistakes
... Before Satan's grip, trip, catch you off guard (God) like an atheist.
He didn’t even make a mistake, system just fuckin sucks
@@garethlosper6197 Oooohhhh shit!
That was way more beautiful than mere standup. Amazing.
"You better get your equal ass up and handle this" lmao
Leave us tf alone is by far my favorite line 😂
"Every woman in here sitting on a scholarship"
Had no idea I just clicked on a Ted Talk. Excellent stuff! 💯
Man! I wanted more of that!
Have I finally found someone to fill Patrice O'Neal sized void in my life.
no...not even close to that Wisdom Patrice gave us.
Don't disrespect the God Patrice like that.
Patrice O'Neal was a profit that most likely will never be emulated, sir.
That thought crossed my mind too.
Corey Holcomb is the closest to Patrice to me.
I saw this comedian 4 years ago with this same act. I remember sitting in the audience with my then wife, during a bad time in my marriage. Ironically, it was the beginning of the end for my marriage. I was sitting there, nervous as fuck thinking "damn, he's right. I'm fucked!". Sure enough, my wife had already checked out and my blue pill mentality just wanted her to "accept" me. Anyhow, we eventually divorced (yes, SHE filed), she went on to destroy my life by taking half my pay, refused to let me see my children and gave ZERO fucks wether I lived or died through this process. It was the WORST time of my life. Even breathing hurt. I wanted to just end it all. It's been 3+ years since our split. Time does heal. Fellas, DO NOT MARRY!!!!!! You are FUCKED the minute you do.
update
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Update: he's dead
You still alive?
Hey, 👋🏿 I'm hear for an update bro. You still hanging in there 👀
Wonderful message! Becoming harder to find nowadays. Subscribed 👍🏻
Damn, I want to hear the rest of the set!!
I got into an argument with a woman over how much money Jordan was paying his wife. Her side, she earned it. My side, I never seen her on the court not one game.
The line "Pissing into the wind", comes to mind !!!!!!
Paul Mooney said it best "A wet p and a dry purse don't match"
She’s not yours, it’s just your turn
I watched the whole thing and no lie was detected. Thank you!
Why is it considered such a big sin to simply speak the truth like Aries did in that segment? If more people spoke out like Aries did the world would be a better place. Mad respect.
Women don't want men waking up because they know they'd have to change the law's if All men said Fuck marriage or long term dating
@@blackogjesus8350*EXACTLY*
Notice all the laughter was by women.. pay attention
@Jose Diaz men don't exist as a collective or monolith. It's every-man-for-himself out here.
Coz funny is the truth..
Scary
Men always ‘pay’ when there are women around.
Cause all the dudes started looking at eachother and their girls like 😐
Love the Homie, been a fan since day one, before mad TV.
Top 5 standup comedian today. Hands down!!!
This Bruh is precisely on point. Personally, I laughed at first because he’s funny. Next I cried because he spoke the reality.
I spent the whole video trying to figure out what they were laughing at. Especially the women. It was pretty brutal, but all true.
Aries is always gold. Pure gold.
Wish I saw this 10 years ago🙄. To the younger guys in the comment, none of this is a joke. This can easily be your future. Everything's cute til the lawyers get involved.
Aries Spears is way underrated as a comic. This man spits so much humor and truth. Much love!