Steve Harvey on Firing White People Vs. Firing Black People

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  • čas přidán 5. 09. 2018
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  • @Name-ps9fx
    @Name-ps9fx Před 2 lety +8092

    “Can I see you in my office?” has the same vibe as your girlfriend saying, “We...need to talk.”

    • @masterenos
      @masterenos Před 2 lety +216

      Nope more like getting called to see the principle. You know that whole walk there you're screwed.

    • @jenniferbullett7254
      @jenniferbullett7254 Před 2 lety +101

      @@masterenos If you're in school but not as an adult.

    • @shannonwilkes7675
      @shannonwilkes7675 Před 2 lety +24

      Facts 😂😭

    • @waynewilliams5802
      @waynewilliams5802 Před 2 lety +31

      In your case it would be same vibe as your boyfriend saying, "we need to talk".

    • @Marcvelous3
      @Marcvelous3 Před 2 lety +8

      I feel em both equally

  • @kashfortheking
    @kashfortheking Před 3 lety +7766

    I got terminated one time from a temp position in 2014. Wife didn’t have a job at the time, 3 year old at the house. They let me go, my wife cried, and I told her “it’s ok, we are going to survive this.” Life is so good y’all. I completely turned that thing around, and God Almighty was with me the whole time. Be blessed.

    • @sassyfras4085
      @sassyfras4085 Před 3 lety +173

      Amen!!! Our God will never fail us or leave us it's only us whoever leaves him

    • @Kennium4oxide
      @Kennium4oxide Před 3 lety +95

      Glory to God

    • @theninjacat7200
      @theninjacat7200 Před 3 lety +176

      sometimes termination isn't the end...it's a new beginning. the job could be holding you back from another career which needs you...

    • @kashfortheking
      @kashfortheking Před 3 lety +50

      THE NINJACAT certainly in that case. They did me a favor 😂😂😂

    • @llsmoothvevo2072
      @llsmoothvevo2072 Před 3 lety +16

      🙏🏾🙏🏾

  • @Jamezy316
    @Jamezy316 Před rokem +984

    That white boss walk with his ass pinched was ON POINT! 😂😂😂

    • @revengeofthenerds4415
      @revengeofthenerds4415 Před rokem +64

      Fr, the manager at the store I work at always speed walks around the store, he looks like he found a bomb in the store and is trying not to panic

    • @chrishonsmith-tc5cz
      @chrishonsmith-tc5cz Před rokem +16

      That was a good one 🤣

    • @belizegal29
      @belizegal29 Před 5 měsíci +1

      @@revengeofthenerds4415😂😂😂

    • @taasch2505
      @taasch2505 Před měsícem

      The real nerdy oversized ones with glasses; yeah. But mine was a f'n drill sergeant from Vietnam. I wish I could see Steve Harvey do a skit about that one 😂

  • @user-jm6mj6lq2s
    @user-jm6mj6lq2s Před 9 měsíci +274

    “They always walk like somebody pushing them” that had me dead . I can’t stop laughing even to this day .

    • @d3f1n3d2
      @d3f1n3d2 Před 3 měsíci +1

      I saw someone else tell this joke, don't remember who or what year. While its possible they might have took it from SH its unlikely given he was already a big name.

    • @dorenjackson1166
      @dorenjackson1166 Před měsícem +1

      This hits different as an adult today😂. It was funny as a kid but hilarious now. My supervisor walks & talks just like Tom. I’m only hear again because I got that call to the office & thought I was going to have to act like Willie 😂

  • @LeskoBrandon2x
    @LeskoBrandon2x Před 3 lety +9387

    A black guy I work with told me the funniest shit I’ve ever heard. Another black guy quit his job. I asked Anthony about it and asked if he put in his two weeks notice. He laughed and said, “hell naw that’s a white thang... black folks don’t give a two weeks notice.” I asked why and he said, “do they give you a two weeks notice when they fire yo ass?” 😂😂😂

  • @erickruckenberg8716
    @erickruckenberg8716 Před 3 lety +14006

    When he said "I've had 10-11 jobs and been fired 10-11 times"
    I felt that

    • @Dre_98
      @Dre_98 Před 3 lety +252

      I ain’t black and I felt that lol

    • @zigzag7194
      @zigzag7194 Před 3 lety +129

      I thought he was going to say he's been fired 11teen times 😂😂

    • @shyguymuzik9095
      @shyguymuzik9095 Před 3 lety +18

      😂😂😂

    • @erickruckenberg8716
      @erickruckenberg8716 Před 3 lety +22

      @@Dre_98 neither am I 😂

    • @dk3768
      @dk3768 Před 3 lety +60

      @@acpfullsends5190 I haven't been fired but got a written warning 2x. 6 months later I dipped with no notice

  • @jesusisherelookbusy
    @jesusisherelookbusy Před 5 měsíci +61

    Steve rocking Jim Carrey’s suit from The Mask. *”Ssssssmokin’!”* 😂

    • @usamazahid3882
      @usamazahid3882 Před 4 měsíci +1

      At least, Steve Harvey ain't wearing the hat nor the green paint on his face to make it look like that.

    • @Unworthyservant7
      @Unworthyservant7 Před 3 měsíci +1

      I though the same.! Exactly

  • @djeanevens
    @djeanevens Před rokem +787

    I got fired three years ago because they had me doing everything the supervisor was supposed to do without the pay. Although they didn’t have a supervisor they wouldn’t give me the raise. I was making $14/hr and asked for a $2/hr raised they denied it and fired me because I refused to keep doing the supervisor work. I decided to go back to school and last year I made over 100,000 as a Registered Nurse. Sometimes it’s a blessing in disguise.

    • @Mrs_Yvonne_Afreh
      @Mrs_Yvonne_Afreh Před rokem +14

      Good for you 👏👏👏👏

    • @sertic1
      @sertic1 Před rokem +3

      Yay brag about being a nurse for the $ rather than to help people 👍

    • @djeanevens
      @djeanevens Před rokem +66

      @@sertic1 I love helping people the point of my response was to talk about how being fired can be a blessing in disguise go hate somewhere else.

    • @poyloos4834
      @poyloos4834 Před rokem +11

      @@sertic1 bro think he knows how to virtue signal.

    • @grantofat6438
      @grantofat6438 Před rokem +1

      I bet is was a blessing for the company as well.

  • @markdavid4897
    @markdavid4897 Před 2 lety +3842

    In May 2008, I was told by my Supervisor that the big boss suggested I find another job, and the Supervisor said it with kind of a smirky smile on his face, expecting me to be all shocked and saddened, but I wasn't. I simply said "OK, I'll start looking." Two hours later I had a job interview. Three days later I had the job. My old job was a government contractor position. The new job was a Government Contractual Evaluator, directly over the contractor company that had just let me go. When they found out, the former big boss called my new Govt Boss and said; "Oh, you don't want him." to which my new Govt Boss replied, "Well, that's exactly why we hired him." I am still there today, July 2021, evaluating the same contract work. And the former big boss, and the Supervisor? Both were let go about a year later for inappropriate comments on the job, fired by their bosses. Two Morals of the story: Never give up, and Don't be a dick. :0)

    • @adriennerobinson1180
      @adriennerobinson1180 Před 2 lety +110

      Truth Indeed. This is how you do it.

    • @Hfils
      @Hfils Před 2 lety +140

      I like your attitude brother. Karma will always deliver

    • @moonbaby6134
      @moonbaby6134 Před 2 lety +162

      Be nice to people on the way up, because it may bite you on the way down.

    • @samsimmons2831
      @samsimmons2831 Před 2 lety +49

      That's incredible

    • @patrickdurst3495
      @patrickdurst3495 Před 2 lety +44

      Stick it to em! Way to go man.

  • @Uridien
    @Uridien Před 3 lety +4704

    To think he was actually fitted for that suit.

  • @Triple_Zero_
    @Triple_Zero_ Před rokem +437

    His standup totally still holds up to this day.

    • @nikkim8204
      @nikkim8204 Před rokem +2

      7:32 Got me rolling!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Peabody388
      @Peabody388 Před 9 měsíci +2

      There's rumours he's gonna be the next host of Family Feud. Worth a watch

    • @nahor88
      @nahor88 Před 5 měsíci +2

      The difference is so many jobs are now remote post-Covid. A lot of those firings are now virtual, and bosses have a much easier time knowing they can just chill in their pad, open up a zoom with HR and be on their way.
      At my last job which went full-remote post Covid, I got the separation form from HR right before the team huddle, and was asked to join an HR zoom chat where my boss was wearing a tank top and didn't say a word other than "hang in there".

  • @mikec1865
    @mikec1865 Před rokem +57

    Getting Fired is one of the most embarrassing, depressing, and denigrating experiences that this life has to offer. Whether in the sanitized offices of a hospital or the putrid grounds of the city dump, it is demoralizing.

    • @TheLegend-uq1gz
      @TheLegend-uq1gz Před měsícem +2

      It’s also tough for the boss that will deliver the message.

  • @FoxAttaak
    @FoxAttaak Před 3 lety +15545

    I nearly forgot Steve Harvey used to have hair on top of his head.

  • @blake2631
    @blake2631 Před 5 lety +2899

    "What Fo?!?!" *Intensely stares* 😂😂😂

    • @blinkth3dog
      @blinkth3dog Před 5 lety +42

      Shyyyyyiiitttt!

    • @deepmelanin7241
      @deepmelanin7241 Před 5 lety +20

      😂😂😂😂😂 what fo

    • @mishellefab5153
      @mishellefab5153 Před 5 lety +8

      Lmao!!!

    • @THEDOORIZCLOSED
      @THEDOORIZCLOSED Před 5 lety +25

      I've done that too! Got called into a meeting and was just like "you might as well fire me now..." I didnt get fired, but the same day of the meeting, I walked out afterwards lol

    • @HaloHighlightz
      @HaloHighlightz Před 5 lety +12

      I’ve replayed that part about six times 🤣

  • @bixby9797
    @bixby9797 Před rokem +143

    If Steve didn't hit it right on the head...I've seen it go both ways with white and black guys being fired but Steve got it right in the two different reactions. People forget just how good a comedian Steve Harvey is because of the TV show

  • @rickeygeetv6197
    @rickeygeetv6197 Před rokem +7

    "This ain't about no Willimina. This is about Willie Turner!" This was the best line ever! lol.

  • @ThatGuyNamedR0b
    @ThatGuyNamedR0b Před 3 lety +6222

    the one time I got fired I never saw it coming, I actually thought the boss was gonna give me praise for a job well done lol

    • @rachels.9984
      @rachels.9984 Před 3 lety +522

      Have you ever worked yourself into getting fired? I ran out of stuff to do after a week... they were expecting it to take a month plus at least. 🥲

    • @romariomejia5396
      @romariomejia5396 Před 3 lety +794

      @@rachels.9984 People have told me "it's better to look busy, than to finish all your work"

    • @rachels.9984
      @rachels.9984 Před 3 lety +237

      @@romariomejia5396 Wish I'd known that then! XD Very true!

    • @APDaBaron
      @APDaBaron Před 3 lety +36

      LOL oh shit. that's funny.

    • @shaquanshia
      @shaquanshia Před 3 lety +203

      @@rachels.9984 That sounds like my security dispatch job! Don't rush, just keep at a steady pace and look busy.
      Crazy right?

  • @thebringer-dreamerdragon-6067
    @thebringer-dreamerdragon-6067 Před 3 lety +3472

    And we Asian don't even know what being fired is. We still be coming into the work the next day like nothing happened.

    • @williamfalls
      @williamfalls Před 3 lety +414

      Workplace ninja. You show up, you nod, you disappear into the crowd. Nobody see you clock in or out, but the system says you're there when you there. Fired? No, that just means leaving work early for day, come back next shift sneakier.

    • @Ken-iu2zp
      @Ken-iu2zp Před 2 lety +114

      @@williamfalls that's definitely a asian lmaoo

    • @ceecee4049
      @ceecee4049 Před 2 lety +39

      🤣😂

    • @mylapie5981
      @mylapie5981 Před 2 lety +22

      Lol

    • @kind2311
      @kind2311 Před 2 lety +40

      Asians talk like black people now?

  • @MariaLopes-yl1ix
    @MariaLopes-yl1ix Před rokem +62

    I was being severely harassed at work by my head of department for sometime, without being able to defend myself. All I could do was to ensure that I gave him no reason to pick on the quality of my work and so I became meticulously proficient at all aspects of my job. Still the harassment continued and my stress levels shot to the roof with direct consequences on my physical and mental health. I finally decided to use two weeks of my holidays entitlement just to look for another job. I started on Monday and by Wednesday, just two days later, I had an interview and was offered a Job in a Well known company that offered me a starting salary of twice as much as I was getting in my current job. Nedless to say that by Thursday I have handed over my notice, while still on leave, which gave me Much Pleasure. On my last day at work, when my hypocrit on a manader and the rest of the department gathered to make a fuss and give a present, I finished my job and unbeknownst to them I exited the building, leaving them all standing there waiting for me for a good half an hour or so until they finally realised that I had long gone. The best thing is that, the entire company got to know about it and they became the but of all jokes for a long time. I stayed in my new job for 16 good years, before cordially moving on to do even better.

    • @wolfgangwiesinger9502
      @wolfgangwiesinger9502 Před rokem +4

      Yeah, someone might start thinking the his current job is very important, but the thing is, when you change work, you learn different ways of doing things, which is a skill by itself.

  • @davidotoole9328
    @davidotoole9328 Před rokem +28

    First Steve Harvey stand-up I've ever seen. I've got a warm glow inside me from laughing so much. Show me the rabbit hole.

  • @spliffnotes8359
    @spliffnotes8359 Před 2 lety +3887

    Pretty classy of Jim Carrey to loan Steve his suit from The Mask.

  • @DK_Son
    @DK_Son Před 2 lety +3317

    He wearing enough material to make a sheet for a king-sized bed.

    • @hurricanecamille8089
      @hurricanecamille8089 Před 2 lety +31

      😂😂

    • @Kender591
      @Kender591 Před 2 lety +19

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @doccholo905
      @doccholo905 Před 2 lety +26

      Your comment had me dying

    • @xnreyescj
      @xnreyescj Před 2 lety +32

      fit for a King of Comedy

    • @draxinsklounce
      @draxinsklounce Před 2 lety +33

      He has enough bread to make a bed too so🤷‍♂️ he can make at least 5 California king sized mattresses 😂😂😂 it was the 90’s this was hip as shit

  • @nicholasstanley8787
    @nicholasstanley8787 Před rokem +28

    This is so dead on balls accurate. Love it!

  • @nanieve4296
    @nanieve4296 Před 10 měsíci +8

    Legends says it that Willie still waiting for his check.

  • @keishas7434
    @keishas7434 Před 5 lety +5831

    I fired a Latina once and we had to call the cops lmao.

  • @101yayo
    @101yayo Před 5 lety +4153

    Steve Harvey's hair quit because it knew it was about to be fired.

  • @hch5498
    @hch5498 Před rokem +61

    I can’t stop laughing even to this day 😂

  • @chanabrown5592
    @chanabrown5592 Před rokem +10

    Steve with the zoot suits!!! 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣

  • @knowone4080
    @knowone4080 Před 2 lety +3879

    At one of my past jobs a buddy of mine there caught me as I was coming in to work and pulled me to the side to tell me the boss was going to fire me that day. I knew it was coming so it was no surprise. But immediately after he told me I went into my boss office and gave him my two weeks notice with his secretary as a witness. He said I can't give him a two weeks notice he was going to fire me at the end of the day. Well I told him it's still morning and here is my two weeks notice. It was perfect I got an extra 2 weeks pay even though I wasn't allowed at the office. I got paid to sit home for 2 weeks which was perfect because I was able to find a new job during that time. And the buddy that gave me a heads up I treated him to wings and beer.

    • @stephaniewoods6505
      @stephaniewoods6505 Před rokem +294

      Love this! Sometimes you got to play the player!

    • @EA-mh3qu
      @EA-mh3qu Před rokem +220

      That’s awesome. The only thing is if this is in the states keep in mind you forfeited unemployment benefits if you had needed them by quitting instead of being fired.

    • @30minutesdj33
      @30minutesdj33 Před rokem +34

      This is the real shit; made me LoL

    • @bxi1547
      @bxi1547 Před rokem +9

      Nice!

    • @normturner4849
      @normturner4849 Před rokem

      E A Same in Australia but if you wanna work, 2 weeks is enough time to get a job. Tough shit if you wanna sit on ur ass on the dole (unemployment benefits) so yes, ya need to get sacked (fired). Personally I’d rather have a job & self respect.

  • @TK-96
    @TK-96 Před 5 lety +1749

    “Oh Tom, what am I gonna do? What about the mortgage” 😂😂

    • @nme.00104
      @nme.00104 Před 5 lety +89

      the kids college funds, 😭😭😅🤣😂💀💀💀💀

    • @pennywisethemoistclown4881
      @pennywisethemoistclown4881 Před 4 lety +26

      Oh Father God

    • @mthuree8171
      @mthuree8171 Před 4 lety +16

      Tamira Knight I'd rather have a mortgage then pay rent

    • @ebayguy38
      @ebayguy38 Před 3 lety +2

      That was funny

    • @William1987GTA1
      @William1987GTA1 Před 3 lety +10

      @THE TRUTH MATTERS She doesn't have to pay rent. She's got subsidized housing and food stamps.

  • @desireeanne916
    @desireeanne916 Před rokem +22

    When his foot started stomping I knew he was ready to get down. Thank you for the laughs Steve I wish I could've been there 🤣

  • @gregorycrawford5105
    @gregorycrawford5105 Před rokem +33

    Absolutely a comedy genius! After what we've been through over the last number of years, its way past time for us to laugh again. Thank you Steve Harvey. Laughter is the best medicine.

  • @antzantzantz
    @antzantzantz Před 2 lety +3829

    When I got fired from my first job I asked my boss for a ride home and she ACTUALLY gave me a ride home 😃

  • @ItsAllLove4Real
    @ItsAllLove4Real Před 5 lety +1986

    “What valuation...I ain't seen no valuation"...I CANNOT🙌🏾😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @ItsAllLove4Real
      @ItsAllLove4Real Před 5 lety +12

      Don Juan El Californio Omg, I die EVERY time cuz it's TRUE🙌🏾😂🤣😂😂🤣

    • @ItsAllLove4Real
      @ItsAllLove4Real Před 5 lety +10

      Don Juan El Californio There is no political correctness in comedy...How we act in certain situations is freakin' hilarious...Picture us apologizing for THAT😂😂😂

    • @TheYurok1982
      @TheYurok1982 Před 5 lety +2

      Just funny. Love the kings of comedy, I miss the days when we all got along an could laugh at ourselves before everyone got so sensitive

    • @ItsAllLove4Real
      @ItsAllLove4Real Před 5 lety +2

      Browns family 🙌🏾Talk about it...I miss those days as well, smh

    • @ItsAllLove4Real
      @ItsAllLove4Real Před 5 lety

      Don Juan El Californio Exactly

  • @Tjd1982
    @Tjd1982 Před 6 měsíci +11

    As a white guy I take the compensation, get a reference and update my resume lol.

  • @Nube-Gamer
    @Nube-Gamer Před rokem +4

    4:33 “what fo?”
    It sounds so authentic xD

  • @dimefever1006
    @dimefever1006 Před 5 lety +4756

    I was fired once and all I said was OK.

    • @anewno6240
      @anewno6240 Před 5 lety +385

      I smiled and told the manager "I should've taken the other offer instead of yours." I had two job offers at the same time. I literally was happy for no reason that day. Hated that manager. Should've sued or got unemployed from that witch.

    • @SonjaElizabethTeal
      @SonjaElizabethTeal Před 5 lety +27

      Me too.

    • @labarron84
      @labarron84 Před 5 lety +284

      That's literally what I said when I got fired from Ruby Tuesday. I literally said "ok that's fine." The assistant manager just started laughing.

    • @ivoryscott1162
      @ivoryscott1162 Před 5 lety +10

      😂🤣😆

    • @bestteefindagame
      @bestteefindagame Před 5 lety +11

      Ok

  • @tonyjackson4078
    @tonyjackson4078 Před 2 lety +1074

    I got fired from one job and they said "However, you can finish the day..."
    I looked at them and was "I'd like to, BUT I HAVE TO GO JOB HUNTING."

    • @somalibridgetv
      @somalibridgetv Před 2 lety +61

      The nerve! 🙉🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️😂

    • @nicolemulhair5608
      @nicolemulhair5608 Před 2 lety +7

      Lol

    • @chadkincham
      @chadkincham Před 2 lety +75

      That’s like your girl breaking up with you in the middle of dinner, and saying you can finish the meal before you go.

    • @zachjenks
      @zachjenks Před 2 lety +51

      @@chadkincham and then asking you to pay the bill lol

    • @patrickmulroney9452
      @patrickmulroney9452 Před 2 lety +3

      lolllll

  • @natsaidthat
    @natsaidthat Před 11 měsíci +8

    Pure comedy!!! This is truly a classic!!! 😂 And check out his fit! The suite, shoes, suspenders...Mr. Harvey is always sharp!!!!

  • @originaLkomatoast
    @originaLkomatoast Před rokem +10

    I got fired from a job I worked at for 9 years.
    It was a blessing because the next day I got a much better job that started at twice the pay and after 2 years it was triple what I was making at my old job.
    I paid off all debt then bought a decent house and said adios to my crazy landlord of 11 years.

  • @terencejay8845
    @terencejay8845 Před 3 lety +1100

    Looking at the audience, firing Bob was more like a Ted talk, but firing Willie was an Evangelist Meeting.

    • @kaohsiung99
      @kaohsiung99 Před 3 lety +36

      a Ted talk.... LOL. You are correct in your observation!

  • @yhiquan2016
    @yhiquan2016 Před 5 lety +2135

    Idk how this came in my recommend, but it was worth it. 😂😂

  • @TCB5495
    @TCB5495 Před rokem +21

    Love it!! Hilarious 😂 Love Steve Harvey! So proud of him and his success!! Keep growing!😊❤🙏🏾

  • @VydeoGramesJunk
    @VydeoGramesJunk Před 4 měsíci +3

    He was a really funny standup comic with a lot of movement and energy.

  • @Brooklyn11236
    @Brooklyn11236 Před 3 lety +9526

    Getting fired hurts. Even if you hated the job and everyone that worked there, you still feel like shedding a tear when it happens

    • @aminawilliamson2694
      @aminawilliamson2694 Před 3 lety +533

      Nah I’ll be like I’m free

    • @mansamusa6724
      @mansamusa6724 Před 3 lety +84

      Nah

    • @sammccourt9027
      @sammccourt9027 Před 3 lety +338

      Honestly tho I was gonna quit this telemarketing job I fucking hated like an hour before I quit my manager Calls me back and says yeah we can’t afford you anymore so you gotta scram cat. Shit pisssssed me off i honestly don’t know why I fucking hated that place.

    • @TheDanrox110
      @TheDanrox110 Před 3 lety +481

      Everyone wants to leave on their own terms

    • @GatherYeRosebudsWhileYeMay
      @GatherYeRosebudsWhileYeMay Před 3 lety +45

      Lol depends how many times you’ve been around the block

  • @brycelooney7287
    @brycelooney7287 Před 5 lety +2750

    Steve Harvey wearing Jim Carrey the Mask suit.... Smokin lol

    • @koolinwitk1789
      @koolinwitk1789 Před 5 lety +6

      He just need the hat😂😂😂

    • @cassondralewis7389
      @cassondralewis7389 Před 5 lety +12

      And he was gonna P A R T Y! Why because he gotta!!! 😂

    • @stephenolan5539
      @stephenolan5539 Před 5 lety +9

      I would want to check the dates but Jim Carrey in the Mask might have been wearing a Steve Harvey suit.

    • @MrRJMaker
      @MrRJMaker Před 5 lety +1

      Bryce Looney 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kareemmccallum
      @kareemmccallum Před 5 lety +2

      I'm dead 😂😂

  • @pennywashington1054
    @pennywashington1054 Před rokem +2

    Willie got nine kids, and four baby Mama's!!!😆

    • @user-qw6pb4ub8p
      @user-qw6pb4ub8p Před rokem +1

      Hello Penny, how are you doing today, hope you’re fine and safe from the Virus??

  • @lanaemathis9473
    @lanaemathis9473 Před 9 měsíci +3

    This is a completely different Steve Harvey!

  • @radredditreads7515
    @radredditreads7515 Před 5 lety +1633

    “They always walk like somebody pushing them” that had me dead 💀😂😂

  • @kevinhall925
    @kevinhall925 Před 5 lety +2171

    When they fired my co-worker Dajuan, they had security here. Keep in mind WE DONT HAVE SECURITY. i guess they called a security company for just that one day....LOL

    • @georgebusybee1497
      @georgebusybee1497 Před 5 lety +77

      😂😂😂😂😂😂That's crazy😂😂😂

    • @tadd8210
      @tadd8210 Před 5 lety +22

      WOW!

    • @manifestgtr
      @manifestgtr Před 5 lety +225

      Yeah. It’s because his name was fuckin Dajuan.
      You can always tell how easily someone is gonna go down by their name. Malcolm, Jim and Tyrone grew up with fathers and a sense of shame...they’ll have a new job next week. Teshawn, Dajuan and 6969paul grew up in a single room with their one single aunt and they’re alllll comin back with their cousins

    • @chrischill5439
      @chrischill5439 Před 5 lety +11

      Kevin Hall did he show out

    • @Zer0Mood
      @Zer0Mood Před 5 lety +13

      Yall must have had some sort of security. No one hires security for a day.

  • @rashidashabazz7319
    @rashidashabazz7319 Před rokem +2

    That suit is FLY......I LOVE STEVE"s old school dress style 👍🏼👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽💯‼️

  • @thamad311
    @thamad311 Před rokem +191

    The most important thing that should be on everyone mind currently should be to invest in different sources of income that doesn't depend on the government. Especially with the current economic crisis around the word. This is still a good time to invest in various stocks, Gold, silver and digital currencies.

    • @jeantaylor6079
      @jeantaylor6079 Před rokem

      I keep wondering how people earn money in financial markets, i tried trading bitcoin on my own made a huge loss and now I'm scared of investing more.

    • @thamad311
      @thamad311 Před rokem

      @@jeantaylor6079 That won't bother you if you trade with a professional like *Mr Gary Mason Brooks* my coach, you may have come across him on interviews relating to bitcoin. He trades, manage trading account and offer mentorship program for clients who wish to become professional investors.

    • @jeantaylor6079
      @jeantaylor6079 Před rokem

      @@thamad311 You allow people to trade for you? that's interesting, I would love to learn, hope it’s safe?

    • @susanhaynes679
      @susanhaynes679 Před rokem

      Wow I can't believe you guys are discussing about *Gary Mason Brooks* , I once met him at a conference in California 2019, just before the pandemic. I can testify that he’s very good in trading..Highly recommended…

    • @susanhaynes679
      @susanhaynes679 Před rokem

      @Peter Moore Yes i do, I've known him for couple of years, I'm still using his services, His management team is quite impressive so far.... with my $15,000 deposit, I made over $288,000 profit with just 10% charge.

  • @nopewmopan
    @nopewmopan Před 5 lety +557

    It starts with "close the door behind you."

  • @buicklincoln
    @buicklincoln Před 2 lety +4378

    Rule one: whenever you fire someone, don't ever do it in front of their peers. Do it after work, when it's just the manager and the fired employee and security if you need it. Let the person fired walk out the door with respect.

    • @elithegifted9389
      @elithegifted9389 Před 2 lety +309

      I got fired at home depot in a middle of a shift and my manager had to walk close by me all the way to the exit, was some bullshit

    • @nathanwho1384
      @nathanwho1384 Před 2 lety +256

      I got fired over the phone once, my manager told me to bring my keys in the next day. Then they wouldn't even let me inside, like I was going to shoot the place up. I laughed and thanked them for letting me go.

    • @irishcountrygirl78
      @irishcountrygirl78 Před 2 lety +178

      @@elithegifted9389 love these American being fired stories, in Ireland you just work up the hours left and you don't waste your energy on anything else, just take your last payment and go, all the drama isn't worth it 🤣🤣🤣

    • @elithegifted9389
      @elithegifted9389 Před 2 lety +61

      @@irishcountrygirl78 the thing is they made it more then it was by humiliating you in front of everyone like you some child, it's really pathetic, and the reason they fire you is bull shit on top of itself

    • @irishcountrygirl78
      @irishcountrygirl78 Před 2 lety +69

      @@elithegifted9389 yes l get that, that rarely happened here, usually a crappy boss got walked out on and found it harder and harder to get employees, word travels fast "he's a hard man to stomach" people would say etc.. People avoided a bad boss and so it backfired to humiliate workers, because they went ejse where, but these bosses sadly still exist and take pleasure in embarrassing an employee. It is pathetic. They must be very unhappy people.

  • @woodsandcreek7589
    @woodsandcreek7589 Před 5 měsíci +3

    This was DL Hughley's joke from the Kings of Comedy

    • @gsup5
      @gsup5 Před 3 měsíci

      Steve did this way before that

  • @Scuba_Bro
    @Scuba_Bro Před 4 měsíci +6

    Came here after listening to Katt Williams destroy Steve Harvey on Shannon Sharpe’s show 😂

  • @josh8270
    @josh8270 Před 5 lety +1064

    Willie went 0 to 10000 real quick.

    • @deesenuts8730
      @deesenuts8730 Před 5 lety +17

      Dee Dish Sad. smh admitting your prejudice because of race and a "few bad apples"

    • @spiceyboogerspiceybooger6437
      @spiceyboogerspiceybooger6437 Před 5 lety +3

      I have seen 3 people fired in my lifetime 1 white person 2 black. The HR director and security escorted them off the property 10 min after they were let go. The sad part is they were all tiny women and one of them was elderly. I assume to be fair they treat all the same...but it was hard to see.

    • @andrewjohnstone7943
      @andrewjohnstone7943 Před 5 lety +1

      @Dee Dish I do hope you're joking. I mean, Steve Harvey is joking

    • @andrewrhodes8932
      @andrewrhodes8932 Před 5 lety

      Deese Nuts affirmative action requires diversity in the work place. Even if the black guy isn’t qualified he has to get the job. But white People are privileged???

    • @hawkemesa
      @hawkemesa Před 5 lety +4

      @@andrewrhodes8932 In case you haven't googled it since last week, that's not how affirmative action works.

  • @terrencet202
    @terrencet202 Před 5 lety +606

    "What valuation??!!!! I aint seen no got damn valuation!!!"😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😩

    • @Michael_Morales.
      @Michael_Morales. Před 5 lety +23

      "I ain't signing shit" the gace he made when he said that too. 😂😂😂😂

  • @WILMA_
    @WILMA_ Před rokem +3

    Steve is one of the BEST there is. FOR REAL. I haven't laughed this hard in a while.

  • @dextersmith463
    @dextersmith463 Před rokem +4

    I am crying laughing, not as extreme, but something like this happened to me!🤣🤣🤣

  • @superhq1
    @superhq1 Před 2 lety +589

    I just got fired today…when everyone in the world right now is quitting🤣🤣 Just the laugh I needed.

    • @godzilla362
      @godzilla362 Před 2 lety +44

      God bless you man. Hope you get secured financially asap.

    • @edstevens6839
      @edstevens6839 Před 2 lety +21

      Wishing you well!!
      I hope you find a job that embraces your ethic!!

    • @54andcounting17
      @54andcounting17 Před 2 lety +20

      Damn what you do ???? They paying people to work. On a good note....There are plenty of places hiring. You will be fine.

    • @markfoster1520
      @markfoster1520 Před 2 lety +4

      Can you tell us more? It may not be funny....but we'd like to be the judge of that.

    • @branbranshenanigans1693
      @branbranshenanigans1693 Před 2 lety +10

      The best is yet to come for you ❤️

  • @andrewguerra9343
    @andrewguerra9343 Před 5 lety +3121

    Steve Harvey looks like a black Jim Carrey from the Mask.

  • @anitajackson8813
    @anitajackson8813 Před rokem +2

    You right Willie me give me my money Now😆😆

  • @madjack9283
    @madjack9283 Před rokem +4

    First time watching his standup, and it was totally worth it

  • @princejay9661
    @princejay9661 Před 5 lety +1837

    In the whitest voice ever: Tom what are ya sayin? Lmaooooo

  • @daxisperry7644
    @daxisperry7644 Před 3 lety +525

    “Willie, can I see you in my office?l
    “What fo!?” XD

    • @kellyrobinson1780
      @kellyrobinson1780 Před 2 lety +26

      That's actually, "Whuffo'?"

    • @willieearles3151
      @willieearles3151 Před 2 lety +5

      As a white guy named Willie, I thought Willie being the black guy was hilarious. Made sense though, all the other people I’ve met named Willie have been black.

    • @cptfreeman8966
      @cptfreeman8966 Před 2 lety

      @@willieearles3151 That's funny cause the only Willie I've ever met in my life was white

    • @Sapphire586
      @Sapphire586 Před 2 lety +1

      @@willieearles3151 Willie Nelson.Lol.

  • @4ba88f5
    @4ba88f5 Před rokem +5

    Long live Willie Turner! One of Steve's best routines.

  • @ericpass9749
    @ericpass9749 Před rokem +1

    This never gets old. Classic all the way.

  • @bugsyv2086
    @bugsyv2086 Před rokem +1446

    I got fired and was walked off the premises. I stopped at a red light in Tampa and it hit me like lightning. I will never again have to deal with these people ever again in my life. It made all thr shame and guilt instantly disappear.

  • @g.c.9904
    @g.c.9904 Před 2 lety +2600

    I got fired yesterday.
    The only person that did not steal equipment or material from the workplace.
    Fired because of lack of liquidity in these hard times here in Italy.
    My employer's son got hired after me and he has no experience at all and he Is staying.
    Life is not fair sometimes.
    Whatever, I'll find another job.
    Great stuff I laughed a lot.
    Three months later edit:
    I moved to Milan with my woman. I have found a new job.
    It Is not easy but I don't give in.
    Good luck everybody and thank you for your kind words!!

    • @TheMuldoonFella
      @TheMuldoonFella Před 2 lety +52

      Hope you found a job or are real close to getting one my dude/dudette

    • @RelaxingForLife
      @RelaxingForLife Před 2 lety +86

      Stay strong. Nepotism is the biggest evil. I have 3 degrees, including a masters and still cannot get a job because they only hire people they know.

    • @cybernightzero5891
      @cybernightzero5891 Před 2 lety +18

      Don't know your age, but it may be firing because of age discrimination.

    • @stewiegriffin8535
      @stewiegriffin8535 Před 2 lety +12

      You can always get another. Good luck

    • @barbaraholman5355
      @barbaraholman5355 Před 2 lety +8

      Dang. You do know that this was a scene in "The Godfather", yes?

  • @davidthanos
    @davidthanos Před rokem

    One of my favorite stand up specials. Love the hand gliding bit. Had the smoothest fro in the game.

  • @yute-hube779
    @yute-hube779 Před rokem +2

    1:46 Too funny! _"They walk like somebody's pushing them"_

  • @allyciaransom3639
    @allyciaransom3639 Před 3 lety +276

    “I’ll tell you right now. I ain’t signing sh*t!!!” 😂😂😂😂

  • @tedphillips2501
    @tedphillips2501 Před 2 lety +476

    "Bob, I don't know how we would ever get along without you, but starting tomorrow, were going to try".

    • @markfoster1520
      @markfoster1520 Před 2 lety +28

      That;s usually about me. "Mark, you're the best part-time worker we have! Unfortunately, we hired you full-time. Turn in you ID at the door...."

    • @JP-br4mx
      @JP-br4mx Před 2 lety

      Mark I’m ready for you

  • @rashidashabazz7319
    @rashidashabazz7319 Před rokem +2

    STEVE is SOOO CRAZY..🤣😅😂That was SOOO GOOD and I HEARD IT BEFORE😆🤣😂😅😆‼️

  • @joelgraham7647
    @joelgraham7647 Před rokem +4

    Gimmie ma check😂😂😂

  • @jovidahchatelain8145
    @jovidahchatelain8145 Před 5 lety +226

    Lol he ain’t lying I did the same exact thing “I ain’t leaving with out my check!!! “

  • @phyllisarrington7436
    @phyllisarrington7436 Před 3 lety +857

    "I'll kill yo kids, Tom, I'll kill yo kids"... I'M DEAD😂

    • @Cartman4wesome
      @Cartman4wesome Před 2 lety +39

      You must’ve been one of Tom’s kids then.

    • @IsraelCountryCube
      @IsraelCountryCube Před 2 lety +2

      Dark humor.......isnt that degenerate. Cause im pretty sure theres a limit

    • @masterenos
      @masterenos Před 2 lety +18

      @@IsraelCountryCube Dark humor has no limit, the limit to dark humor is the level that keeps you the most sane. If you think I'll kill you kids tom is bad, Ive got way worse that has made First Responders of all walks nearly piss themselves.

    • @monkeybandit222
      @monkeybandit222 Před 2 lety +13

      @@masterenos yeah, humor has no limits. It is to make you laugh, not to be respectable. That’s what people don’t understand, the fact that you can make a joke out of a dark topic and make someone laugh shows that it is still humor.

    • @darlenewilliams7590
      @darlenewilliams7590 Před 2 lety

      Amen " open eyes"!!!!! Epic!!!

  • @anncain2432
    @anncain2432 Před 10 měsíci +2

    He's funny as hell...I needed this.

  • @rudygracia5573
    @rudygracia5573 Před rokem +1

    GOLD!!Steve deserves his success.

  • @Yousitech
    @Yousitech Před 2 lety +874

    I quit my last job, I told my boss there was a reason she had been divorced 3 times and I couldn't put up with her either

    • @sergybeast
      @sergybeast Před 2 lety +42

      😂😂😂😂💯

    • @jinkazama4092
      @jinkazama4092 Před 2 lety +14

      Lmaoo

    • @jasminejanelle1228
      @jasminejanelle1228 Před 2 lety +18

      AHAHAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣 gold

    • @Desert10075
      @Desert10075 Před 2 lety +21

      Ohhhh yeah. That's for real how it is sometimes.

    • @PaladinThizz
      @PaladinThizz Před 2 lety +53

      I quit my last job and my boss acted like I wouldn't have another one. Got another job 3 days later. Some bosses are just prideful jerks.

  • @nathanstoltzfus7587
    @nathanstoltzfus7587 Před 2 lety +859

    "That's bull-SHIT! AYEET, FUCK IT-gimme my check. Gimme my check. Give me my check. Gimme my check. Give. Me. My. Check." That shift from furious to serious... Too perfect 😂😂😂😂

    • @psylentknight
      @psylentknight Před 2 lety +27

      It sure enough was the fast track from denial to acceptance, lol

    • @thetruedalv2462
      @thetruedalv2462 Před 2 lety +10

      IM HOLLERING🤣😭💀

  • @juicegoose2311
    @juicegoose2311 Před 22 dny

    "any day now"lmfaooo. felt that in my soul

  • @kinglubukong123
    @kinglubukong123 Před rokem +1

    Still love this to this day

  • @vivalasvegas2090
    @vivalasvegas2090 Před 5 lety +627

    RAY CHARLES can see that suit😆😆😆😆

    • @stevetournay3731
      @stevetournay3731 Před 3 lety +4

      Probably even now, having been deceased for some years... :-)

    • @Harmthuria
      @Harmthuria Před 3 lety +7

      That's how he lost his sight to begin with.

    • @rwilson7197
      @rwilson7197 Před 3 lety +2

      This is one white girl that loves a yellow suit, not a red suit though. It would be nice if men's suit fashions could step up and catch on.

    • @ZordaanTelevisioN
      @ZordaanTelevisioN Před 3 lety +3

      Are you kidding? Lou Ferigno can *hear* that suit.

    • @mackammo8674
      @mackammo8674 Před 3 lety

      When he was with us

  • @meowkris
    @meowkris Před 3 lety +1385

    My issue is you knew you were going to fire me before the workday even started. You could have told me that on the phone, then I wouldn't have wasted the gas coming over there.

    • @icalexander
      @icalexander Před 3 lety +90

      Yea that kind of shit I hate. I've had a job where it was a contract and they decided to end it without notice (which is legal as long as you pay in lieu of working notice) anyways I drive 30+ minutes, park in the parking garage (thankfully they paid for that as a perk of being employed there) go in and sit down. Start work and take my first call of the day. As soon as I'm done that I'm taken into a back office and terminated. The only thing I will say is that they paid me in lieu of notice and let me at least go get my car then return the parking pass but Jesus you could have phoned me that morning so I didn't waste an hour total driving there and back.

    • @rsan9854
      @rsan9854 Před 3 lety +11

      PREACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @ICONBEAST97
      @ICONBEAST97 Před 3 lety +32

      Same thing where I work. If they want to fire someone they let them work all week then fire them on Friday afternoon. It’s some messed up shit

    • @icalexander
      @icalexander Před 3 lety +24

      @@ICONBEAST97 yea and then businesses wonder why former employees will slam them on social media, glassdoor etc. You do things like you just described and it's asking to get dragged for being an asshole business owner

    • @chinacarter8319
      @chinacarter8319 Před 3 lety +24

      Same!!! Bitch I catch the bus, I could have stayed home and slept for this shit!!!

  • @pennywashington1054
    @pennywashington1054 Před rokem +1

    "Leave before they fire, you! Better to quit!"😆

  • @nizambao4653
    @nizambao4653 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Steve Harvey is definitely a legend y'all.

  • @moffattman93
    @moffattman93 Před 5 lety +2781

    Im white and best believe i relate to 'for petes sake' 😂

    • @smc1942
      @smc1942 Před 5 lety +84

      Moffattman 93 ;
      I'm white, & more like Willie!
      Now GIMME MY CHECK!!!
      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @RockStar_Love
      @RockStar_Love Před 5 lety +82

      I never knew white people say best believe 😂😂😂😂

    • @selesnyaconclave1850
      @selesnyaconclave1850 Před 5 lety +23

      Not "Ahl kill y'kids!"
      Lmfo

    • @nme.00104
      @nme.00104 Před 5 lety +5

      😭😭😅🤣😂💀💀💀💀

    • @DarkKingLordUmbra
      @DarkKingLordUmbra Před 4 lety +33

      Who's Pete, and what's his sake

  • @filmart430
    @filmart430 Před 3 lety +1888

    Awww yeahhh...the 90’s....back when you wear clothes 17 sizes bigger.

    • @tkkirkland8376
      @tkkirkland8376 Před 2 lety +74

      They was really doing that in the 2000s too

    • @tinacouch3531
      @tinacouch3531 Před 2 lety +7

      @@tkkirkland8376 The guys were

    • @filmart430
      @filmart430 Před 2 lety +24

      @COVID-19 me neither but wearing XXXXL when you are really a medium is just stupid.

    • @filmart430
      @filmart430 Před 2 lety +26

      @COVID-19 I agree with that. Relax fit is what I like. When guys wear those skinny jeans is also a crime.

    • @charthers8903
      @charthers8903 Před 2 lety +8

      It will come back

  • @lehlomelakhumalo
    @lehlomelakhumalo Před 4 měsíci +4

    Anyone here after club shay shay? 😂

  • @MobileExperienceChris
    @MobileExperienceChris Před rokem +1

    One of my favorite comedians, by far!

  • @m.a.118
    @m.a.118 Před 3 lety +674

    I'm white, and when my boss asked me "Can I see you in my office in about 10?" I literally replied; "Can you make it 15? I have a lot to pack." I know this we pre-millennial times but much has changed.

    • @2jcward
      @2jcward Před 3 lety +77

      Lol. I remember blasting my personal email with my documents, W2, paycheck stubs lol. Knowing I was able to be fired.

    • @m.o.b.5011
      @m.o.b.5011 Před 3 lety +12

      😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @m.o.b.5011
      @m.o.b.5011 Před 3 lety +9

      Damn

    • @erk44
      @erk44 Před 2 lety +13

      I knew when they said that it was the beginning of the end

    • @yourlyingblueyesjusttoldon5986
      @yourlyingblueyesjusttoldon5986 Před 2 lety +20

      Im white, been fired several times...knew it was coming...

  • @brandonjerome
    @brandonjerome Před 2 lety +5122

    Back when comedians told stories that lasted more than 2 minutes 🤣

    • @monstermcboo7282
      @monstermcboo7282 Před 2 lety +320

      People had longer attention spans before smartphones.

    • @moremilesmoreproblems6330
      @moremilesmoreproblems6330 Před 2 lety +121

      I was legit thinking “damn this a long joke”

    • @patchbunny
      @patchbunny Před 2 lety +7

      Watch Dara O'Briain

    • @josefino72
      @josefino72 Před 2 lety +47

      Never seen Chappelle’s stand-up act?

    • @brandonjerome
      @brandonjerome Před 2 lety +20

      @@josefino72 "back when comedians"
      Comedian *S*
      Implying that it was more of a norm and prevalent among the majority or large portion of comedians.... I wasn't talking about one guy.
      Exceptions to everything always exists at least one or two

  • @wheeleyj67
    @wheeleyj67 Před rokem +3

    This shit is gold. This man deserves to be exactly where he is in life. He’s funny as fuck 💯

  • @suzanneblaylock9598
    @suzanneblaylock9598 Před rokem +2

    OK. I am so glad I found this clip again. Steve just cracked me up, omg. HILARIOUSLY accurate.

    • @user-qw6pb4ub8p
      @user-qw6pb4ub8p Před rokem +1

      Hello Suzanne, how are you doing today, hope you’re fine and safe from the Virus??

    • @suzanneblaylock9598
      @suzanneblaylock9598 Před rokem

      @James Jerry Hey James, life is so good these days, have a nice weekend ~

  • @tmiller584
    @tmiller584 Před 3 lety +265

    This ain’t about no Wilhemena. This about Willy Turner😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @dovebar76
    @dovebar76 Před 5 lety +862

    “Willie finna show his whole ass!”💀🤣🤣🤣 Now THIS is comedy! 💯Back when it was just about telling jokes. 🤣👍

    • @humanresearchtestsubjecth.1184
      @humanresearchtestsubjecth.1184 Před 5 lety +25

      When you can't laugh at jokes about your race or yourself then your life is too serious to enjoy!

    • @buteverybodycallsmegiorgio
      @buteverybodycallsmegiorgio Před 5 lety +11

      Now it's more about emojis, right?

    • @stacimillner4427
      @stacimillner4427 Před 5 lety +2

      Willie is gonna shut everything down!!!😂

    • @bmechannel
      @bmechannel Před 5 lety +1

      Ikr

    • @DankPeezy
      @DankPeezy Před 4 lety

      I agree completely. Nowadays people are such sensitive crybabies. The funny thing about race when it comes to comedy is that you could say almost anything to any comic regardless of race, and they would get the joke and laugh. Real comedy transcends race and black comedians get that better than any other.

  • @joewebb4836
    @joewebb4836 Před rokem

    I've watched this at least 3 times....and always laugh my ass off!

  • @francisbern4948
    @francisbern4948 Před 9 měsíci

    This is epic. Everytime I watch this, I laugh as if it's my first time. 😂😂😂