My damn ex boyfriend I would just be there like wtf just happen. Cause I be still in shock like this man tell me about being disrespectful but wanna be insulting ...
@@Rude_Boi he’s talking about warming it up and inserting his penis into the cupcake. He’s talking about having sexual… Intercourse… with the cupcake after warming it up in the microwave… what I mean is he’s talking about having 1 night stands with the cupcakes. And it’s much easier to wash the smell of a cupcake off the penis than the smell of vaginal Intercourse.
That's because the comedy show was held either in Manhattan or Brooklyn and a lot of black people from those places consider themselves high class and extremely liberal. So they're sensitive and uptight about those things. Black people in more ghetto areas would go nuts for this kind of stuff. City black people are different. Watch the one where Aries does this same act in LA and you'll notice those black people are uptight too. Liberal city black people just don't like to hear about racism.
It’s been 2 years, but if it helps: a lot of racist ppl use the term monkeys or use some innuendo like “Curious George” to call black ppl names along those lines
Dreambro1 The pimp image comes from Elvis Presley actually. He was the first to pull off all that shit. Italians never wore flashy clothes or bling or colored Cadillacs. But I agree black gangsterism stems from Italian gangsterism. Even Malcolm X spoke on that and so did Muhammad Ali.
Dreambro1 They were, but not in the same demeanor as Elvis. He was the first one who put that whole image into people's mind and people laughed at him about it at first. Now it's become the standard for "cool" guys.
+Marx Aur But, if I remember correctly, most of the names they take aren't the names of Italian Mobsters, but mostly Colombian drug cartels. Like Nas Escobar, Az Sosa, Frank White (Biggie Smalls)
I had an older Italian co Worker at one point. He was in his 80’s. He wasn’t a racist guy but he would say racist shit all the time jokingly😂. He just comes from an era where there was zero political correctness and on top of that he’s Italian lol.
Im from rome, we mostly plain insult each other for showing respect, the more the insult it's racist about one's place of origin, culture, race the more it means we like you. Once i heard this at a gas station "OH come on Ali', we even bought sheep meat for the bbq since you are a fkn muslim, you can do the terror attack next week"
He’s hysterical. 😂😂😂 Perfect impression of Italian Americans. Italians from Italy are very different. They are actually embarrassed by Italian Americans. Salute!
Really? According to many studies Italy is the most racist country in Europe. And Italians elected Mussolini. Italian-Americans fought against Mussolini
I can think of many actors that are ugly. Also just because someone is good looking doesn't mean they'll get the part. Doesn't matter how good looking you are if you can't act for shit you ain't getting a gig.
2nd generation here 🇮🇹 This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen 😂😂😂 I know so many people back home in New York and New Jersey like this. He fucking nailed it with the impression
This man’s impressions are gold fr. He’s hilarious, and he done good on madtv, especially as dolla bill montgomerey he was too funny 😂😂……And to everyone all around the world, stay safe stay blessed 🙏🏽✨🙏🏽✨🙏🏽✝️
It may be a comedy, but he is still talking about real racist conversations that were directed at black people, which most of the audience was. Racist comedy is funny a lot of the time, but when it is just straight-up slurs, it doesn't really make me chuckle.
@@IlRockettaroPazzo by Italian, he obviously means Italian american. It's like when they say white people, they mean the white rece, not someone who is actually paper-white. Shut up, smooth brain.
I'm italian, fron Italy never been in the US, we always say mezzo this and mezzo that about everything, mezzo means half so I believe it's mutuated by italian language.
Christ this hit home because my Dad is hardcore NY Italian while I'm Georgian Southern (moved down before I came into the picture *dab*) and Aries nailed the accent difference so hard I love it.
@@SonnyJCrockett84 yea god forbid someone likes their heritage. I don't even get why the fuck it annoys you in any way, shape, or form. You people are just looking to get mad about shit I swear.
His ear is extraordinary! I never watched this many of his vids in a row before. He's a vocal genius. Yay! I have a new stand-up to keep me reasonably sane. Thanks for the upload, PMG.
His Italian accent is excellent and he is hysterical!! Hope you make it big man!! Your awesome!! And I am Italian .. but not a racist .. jokes were kind of hard but your accent was right on the money 💰
Half a f*g is one of the few things counterfeitalian Americans remember from the old country, in southern Italy they say "mezzo f**cio" that literally means that
If you were born in New York, how TF are you Italian? At most you’re of Italian descent, but you’re most definitely not Italian, you’re American. Lol why do you Americans do this? Why do you all claim countries you weren’t in born in? Is there some kinda shame in being American?
Italians always say "with all due respect" when they're about to insult you lol
Terra Emotus Calm the fuck down
*Says disrespectful slur* "Hey no disrespect. Just breakin ya balls."
My damn ex boyfriend I would just be there like wtf just happen. Cause I be still in shock like this man tell me about being disrespectful but wanna be insulting ...
Dario Gomez nah that's just some new York shit we all say that.
As an Italian i can confirm this is true
Perfect New York/Jersey Italian accent. Sounds straight out of the sopranos, hilarious!
+ahepperl Reminded me of Paulie.
TRUE!!!!!!!!!
No it's not. Lol
L00l was thinking that same thing, "Hey maron God forbid, Salute"
Hes from NY
He is a genius of impression
I said the same thing!!
He was one of the main stars of a sketch comedy show. It's kind of what he does. :)
which one?
@@k9ine325 madtv
Fr he did a pretty good NY Italian accent, you can tell he’s actually spent a lot of time around them
The "Fuck you, funny to me" line was the greatest way I've ever seen a comic get out of a bomb..Genius!
He didnt even need to do that.just let them realize maybe tell it slower a bit. I think it should be a classic
@@hititmanify I know you comment is 8 months old, but can you explain that cupcake joke to me? Flew right over my head
@@Rude_Boi he's doing comparison. cupcake with a pussy. and "warm creamy on the inside" describe both the of them pretty well.
@@Rude_Boi he’s talking about warming it up and inserting his penis into the cupcake. He’s talking about having sexual… Intercourse… with the cupcake after warming it up in the microwave… what I mean is he’s talking about having 1 night stands with the cupcakes. And it’s much easier to wash the smell of a cupcake off the penis than the smell of vaginal Intercourse.
@@Rude_Boi he fucks the cupcake
That crowd is so uptight, this shit had me in tears bruh lmao
I thought I was the only one
The crowd is corny asf
Because they are ignorant and have no idea how much italians hate blks
That's because the comedy show was held either in Manhattan or Brooklyn and a lot of black people from those places consider themselves high class and extremely liberal. So they're sensitive and uptight about those things. Black people in more ghetto areas would go nuts for this kind of stuff. City black people are different. Watch the one where Aries does this same act in LA and you'll notice those black people are uptight too. Liberal city black people just don't like to hear about racism.
@@tigerex777 its not that deep bro 😂
the best ever Italian impression.
nope lol look up moolies eddie murphy
How about Richard Pryor's Italian bit?
Naahh Eddie Murphy nr 1
@@jilvancicek689 you must've just seen Rocky
lot of his stuff is adopted from Pryor's bits.
😂😂😂 he does a legit tri-state area italian American accent impression. This was hilarious
Damn you are gorgeous , lol just saying .
@@gregvaldez1269 aww thank you 😊
True
Not even close
Absolutely!!
“Gettin the ole braciole from curious George” fucking killed me 😂😂😂😂
His Italian Accent was pretty good.
Shit was perfect 10/10
Spot on
Pretty good? It’s better than the Italians in Brooklyn 😂
Worst ever
@@orion000 awww look at me im cool I agree but I like to be different
this guy's too good
"FUGETABOUTIT"...
its more like fuggedaboudit .. madonn get it right lol
+John Grosso
Lol!! It's Marone a mi
+John Grosso I KNOW TO SPELL A JOKE FUCKHEAD!!!
martadoso9 calm tf down
I'm walkin heah
"Gettin' the ol' braciole from Curious George!" LOL!
I never got that part..
It’s been 2 years, but if it helps: a lot of racist ppl use the term monkeys or use some innuendo like “Curious George” to call black ppl names along those lines
Props for spelling braciole right
"I was offend for a second,but then you said no offense so now everything is cool."
-Artie Lange
lou Albino listen so listen to how I tell this story , a priest a rabbi and a n word walk into a bar...
Beer League 💀
@@al307antony2 lol, I died at all these comments. Like Aries Spears, Beer League is criminally underrated...
It's not like he is lying about rappers and their love for old school Italian mobsters. Rappers love them and they hated black people.
Dreambro1 The pimp image comes from Elvis Presley actually. He was the first to pull off all that shit. Italians never wore flashy clothes or bling or colored Cadillacs. But I agree black gangsterism stems from Italian gangsterism. Even Malcolm X spoke on that and so did Muhammad Ali.
Dreambro1 They were, but not in the same demeanor as Elvis. He was the first one who put that whole image into people's mind and people laughed at him about it at first. Now it's become the standard for "cool" guys.
+Marx Aur But, if I remember correctly, most of the names they take aren't the names of Italian Mobsters, but mostly Colombian drug cartels. Like Nas Escobar, Az Sosa, Frank White (Biggie Smalls)
yup!!! because Italians were conquered by the African Moors. They hate African people. especially Hannibal
John McDuffie I think you're thinking of Spaniards. Hannibal was a Roman general, his men were white even if he was black himself.
Very underrated comedian
Nice name "Cakes"
go jaguars!
`that crowd is WEAK!!!!
Kelvin Clark very....either they sensitive or no funny bone in their body.
And he wearing a leather jacket... not even sweating though
He even felt the same , that's why he end it like that 😹
I don't think it's the audience, I think its a bad sound recording.
@@lro001 They were sensitive af. His impressions are so good they couldn't separate him from the people he was portraying....weak!
I had an older Italian co Worker at one point. He was in his 80’s. He wasn’t a racist guy but he would say racist shit all the time jokingly😂. He just comes from an era where there was zero political correctness and on top of that he’s Italian lol.
Im from rome, we mostly plain insult each other for showing respect, the more the insult it's racist about one's place of origin, culture, race the more it means we like you.
Once i heard this at a gas station "OH come on Ali', we even bought sheep meat for the bbq since you are a fkn muslim, you can do the terror attack next week"
"Hollywood is not about talent, it's about sex appeal." He knew it back then. Before all these scandals.
As a brown person who grew up among Italians, this was funny as shit.
You Indian?
Italians are usually brown or pasty
Italians are black, Mediterranean, that’s why Italians, Greeks, Catalonia part of Spain, why do you think they look brown ?
@@Eye-it-azz because they are closer to the equater.
@@liamsmith5820 yo mama is brown
Aries is SPOT on! And as an Italian, he's welcomed to the family any time-he'd fit right in-Madon
“It’s fucked up cause i wanted a Hennessy” LMFAOOOOOOOOO
He’s hysterical. 😂😂😂 Perfect impression of Italian Americans. Italians from Italy are very different. They are actually embarrassed by Italian Americans. Salute!
Really? According to many studies Italy is the most racist country in Europe. And Italians elected Mussolini. Italian-Americans fought against Mussolini
@@chineseviruszombie773 I’d look at China aka CCP land for that title.
Italians embarrassed themselves with the Pope and the Catholic Church. No coming back from that Mate !
@@niroshanperera6323 that’s your opinion
@@chineseviruszombie773 you clearly have never been to Italy and have 0 knowledge of the History or the culture. Your lack of knowledge is humorous
It's not about talent, its about sex appeal. That's the sad truth!
+Leonardo Pavón same
+Leonardo Pavón hahaaa me too lol why?!
Not true the best filmmakers of all time are all ugly.
I couldn't think of a username they're talking about actors
I can think of many actors that are ugly. Also just because someone is good looking doesn't mean they'll get the part. Doesn't matter how good looking you are if you can't act for shit you ain't getting a gig.
His accent was on point.
2nd generation here 🇮🇹 This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen 😂😂😂 I know so many people back home in New York and New Jersey like this. He fucking nailed it with the impression
“Curious George” I lost it 🤣
His Italian accent is on point
Italian accent?
@@jonp2338 Italian/American
@@kalilabraahim6729 its a new york accent my man
@@jonp2338 Thats what I meant but couldnt put into different words 😅
This guy is underrated . Talented comedian and excellent impersonator
This dude goes through these monologs like a FUCKIN PRO
God, we need some more Aries Spears in our lives right about now.
IM ITALIAN AND FROM BROOKLYN AND HE KILLED IT
I like Italian ppl,I’m Mexican from BK too
Ey, I'm Italian/Dominican from Bensonhurst, 79th Ave, what's really good?
@@D3adp00l324 I lived on 79st.
I'm Italian from Sheepshead Bay Brooklyn.
If you are from Brooklyn YOU ARE AMERICAN! NOT ITALIAN!
I got hella respect for Italians . They got some good phrases.
“Hey Aries, no offense, salud.” 😂😂
I was pissing. I'm of Italian heritage and this guy fucking killed it bro.
Aries Spears Italian inpersonation is way better than Eddie Murphy!
But Richard did it the best
No it's not.
The accent is on point!
The good old days...when a comedian could joke about raw stuff and not get canceled.
Best Italian impression ever
Certain someone we know definetly chose the cupcakes
My second favourite comdian, a native new yorker, ❤😁😁😁🏴🇬🇧.
After seeing more and more of Spears stuff he is becoming one of my favorites haha. This video is fucking halarious.
+pinstripes4life11 --------YOU ONLY THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY BECAUSE YOU HATE WHITES
+Roman Darius I am white...
This man’s impressions are gold fr. He’s hilarious, and he done good on madtv, especially as dolla bill montgomerey he was too funny 😂😂……And to everyone all around the world, stay safe stay blessed 🙏🏽✨🙏🏽✨🙏🏽✝️
He sounds just like the Italians from those old Spike Lee flicks. Lol😂😂😂
Yeah! Do The Right Thing & Jungle Fever 😂
it's called comedy, how quiet the crowd got with the "No offense" segment... It was good
Its bad recording it's cutting in and out
It may be a comedy, but he is still talking about real racist conversations that were directed at black people, which most of the audience was. Racist comedy is funny a lot of the time, but when it is just straight-up slurs, it doesn't really make me chuckle.
Nah that crowd was lame AF
Im Italian, this is funny. He did it perfect.
If you were Italian you knew that's not true. Cause italo-americans are not Italians.
If you're italian so let me see. Say something
@@IlRockettaroPazzo by Italian, he obviously means Italian american. It's like when they say white people, they mean the white rece, not someone who is actually paper-white. Shut up, smooth brain.
You're not Italian, you're American. Stop being a cosplayer
@@IlRockettaroPazzo eh, they're technically still Italians
im italian, and i actually have heard phrases of this sort. my dad always says like"half of something" or something and a half
ARE YOU SICILIAN?
Verissimo ahahaha
I'm italian, fron Italy never been in the US, we always say mezzo this and mezzo that about everything, mezzo means half so I believe it's mutuated by italian language.
Because Italians cant do math
You sound American to me, not Italian
I expected the crowd to be louder, this was some quality shit man.
It's the recording their laugh keep cutting in and out
Saw this for the first time about 10 years ago and to this day I still say "whoa! Forgot my fuckin' glasses!" just like that🤣
Christ this hit home because my Dad is hardcore NY Italian while I'm Georgian Southern (moved down before I came into the picture *dab*) and Aries nailed the accent difference so hard I love it.
god damn i love being italian, he ain't wrong shit I say everything with "no offense" at the end
Beh fa parte della nostra lingua d'altronde. Tu di dove sei?
@@SonnyJCrockett84 sappi che quando dicono di essere italiani sono in realtà americani che non sanno nemmeno pronunciare il loro nome italiano
@@marcomarco3785 ne sono ben conscio, per questo non li sopporto
@@SonnyJCrockett84 yea god forbid someone likes their heritage. I don't even get why the fuck it annoys you in any way, shape, or form. You people are just looking to get mad about shit I swear.
I met him at the Blackfoot comedy club here in Calgary Canada. He's hilarious and really nice guy!
WOW THIS BROTHER HAS MAD MAD TALENT ONE OF THE BEST.
His ear is extraordinary! I never watched this many of his vids in a row before. He's a vocal genius. Yay! I have a new stand-up to keep me reasonably sane. Thanks for the upload, PMG.
Never heard of him, but he is funny as hell!!
(and accurate).
That last joke had me dying and the crowd was just like”ew”
Its the recording cutting in and out
As an Italian, this guy spits truth
You sound American, not Italian
@@SonnyJCrockett84 I was being sarcastic, I am Iraqi, you got fooled my boy
edit:lol
@@AhmedEnglish-tf1gd you got me. Well, at least we both hate Americans
THIS IS EXACTLY HOW IT IS 💯BUT THERE'S MUCH MUCH MORE AND ITS EVEN MORE HILARIOUS🤣🇮🇹
Smh
💪🏽💪🏽😂
That's the best Italian accent I've heard.
Italian accent?
One of the most underrated comics
im 100 pct italian american and i think hes funny , its all comedy
Joe Moschetta what's it like being Italian American?
very accurate top
I hope you make it in Hollywood, Aries!! You've got mad talent! 👊
Probably the funniest stand up show known to man. Bar for Bar hilarious
His expression and voice laaaawwwd everything is on point
i can't believe i've never heard of this guy until yesterday, he's hilarious
I love this dude
“Fuck yall funny to me”
I love it
The best comedian hands down
Mr. Edwards could be
*sigh* went to school with Italian Americans for years. He's on point LOL
His Italian accent is excellent and he is hysterical!! Hope you make it big man!! Your awesome!! And I am Italian .. but not a racist .. jokes were kind of hard but your accent was right on the money 💰
@Fak CZcams I meant an Italian American NY accent .. sorry I wasn’t specific enough for you
Look up his early work at MadTV
Lmao do you not know who he is
Non c'è differenza in Italia ...
I'm southern italian from Taranto, and this is great...
Grande Spears
Si ma sti americani che si chiamano fra loro italians perché avevano il trisnonno italiano e non parlano una parola d'italiano hanno un po' rotto
@@SonnyJCrockett84..........im from wisconsin and a full italian.......understood EVERY WORD YOU TYPED
@@jeffsmith8842 and?
Italians "with all due respect..
*you've left the chat*
"A Blockbuster night" holy shit this brings back memories...
Having lived in NY.......very true
As an Italian who lives in New York... that impression is spot on. Lol
Aries is underrated
Half a f*g is one of the few things counterfeitalian Americans remember from the old country, in southern Italy they say "mezzo f**cio" that literally means that
Aries is HILARIOUS
Well underrated entertainer..
al bhalli YES
Loved his show !
Such a great story teller
the crowd did not understand that cupcake joke 💀
What's the cupcake joke?
his italian accent is right on point!!! lol
Not only he’s from New York but he definitely grew up around Italians a lot 😂 the accent impression was Spot on lmao
Aries is fucking awesome! Loved the audience reaction shots when he's doing the Italian guy in the bar story.
ONE OF THE BEST!!!
I love the Italian accent so much .....
Getting the old braciole from curious George 😂😂😂
Outstanding Italian accent!👍 Great material. 🤣🤣🤣
He sounds more Italian than me. And I'm italian
LOL cause you are as italian as olive garden is
@@benevolent2077 🤣🤣
Why do these people keep calling out Italians in the comments lmfao
This guy is a fucking legend.
His voices are phenomenal!
348 people have never heard an Italian American accent. Aries is 100% spot on
Skyler Horner -New Yorken*
I'm over here dying😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
For a black guy Aries does a great job at the accent..this was hysterical…”No offense”
I miss Aries Spears and the rest of the MADTV cast.
classic stand up..he fuggin killed it
Being Italian and born in New York.. this was perfectly true !!
If you were born in New York, how TF are you Italian? At most you’re of Italian descent, but you’re most definitely not Italian, you’re American. Lol why do you Americans do this? Why do you all claim countries you weren’t in born in? Is there some kinda shame in being American?
He's right. If Hollywood's Stars were based on talent instead of good looks...
Bro I can't believe this was ONE show, I watched like 10 videos already and his material is INSANE!
This man does great impressions.
I’m so glad I came across this again
The greatest shit ever lmao