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  • čas přidán 4. 09. 2019
  • Dave Chappelle believes that it is a woman's unequivocal right to choose, but he believes men should have rights, too.
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  • @hypemugen
    @hypemugen Před 4 lety +3251

    "And if I'm wrong, maybe we're both wrong. Figure that out for yourselves."
    Flawless

    • @Daniela-pr7rz
      @Daniela-pr7rz Před 4 lety +184

      That was priceless and quite frankly, very pro life.

    • @ToyokaX
      @ToyokaX Před 4 lety +30

      Very sly, haha.

    • @asd2640
      @asd2640 Před 4 lety +146

      "If you can KILL this mothafugga, I can AT LEAST abandon him."

    • @tok1879
      @tok1879 Před 4 lety +91

      Or maybe not pro life. An argument could be made that he only makes a point about how hypocritical it is that a woman could decide to keep or have the child. But a man is forced to be a part if she decides to keep it.

    • @Papadoc1981
      @Papadoc1981 Před 4 lety +13

      I'm sure many people were checked out the second he said I shouldn't have to pay.

  • @MrcaliciousHyphy
    @MrcaliciousHyphy Před 4 lety +9862

    “If *I’m* wrong, then, perhaps, *we’re* wrong.”
    The most important line in this bit.

  • @kevinwalter4078
    @kevinwalter4078 Před 2 lety +1328

    "If I'm wrong, perhaps WE'RE wrong."
    The man is a genius.

    • @Amr_D
      @Amr_D Před rokem

      he is exposing them then and there. Those 2 bitches at the front started bitching when Dave started on his point with fairness to men.

    • @oceansfourteen
      @oceansfourteen Před rokem +5

      I didn't get that line. Can you explain it?

    • @kevinwalter4078
      @kevinwalter4078 Před rokem +147

      @@oceansfourteen He spends most of his bit defending the right for a woman to choose whether to fulfill or terminate her pregnancy.
      He then turns this around to say that all things being equal, if a woman has a right to choose whether to have a child, then a man should at least have the right to choose whether to support it.
      The humor comes from the hypocrisy of many of the people who have opinions on this subject. They think women have the right to choose, but men don't.
      He then suggests that if you think he's wrong, that men don't have a right to abandon their children, then perhaps both sides are wrong, and women shouldn't have the right to abortion either.

    • @oceansfourteen
      @oceansfourteen Před rokem +11

      @@kevinwalter4078 okay thank you for explaining :)

    • @catonthemoon2084
      @catonthemoon2084 Před rokem +14

      @@kevinwalter4078 Damn nice of you to explain that so well. Well done brother...👍

  • @ayylmao578
    @ayylmao578 Před rokem +1093

    Dave is such a genius. Making both crowds of the issue laugh while making his own statement on it in a comedic fashion.

  • @allergictofollowing
    @allergictofollowing Před 4 lety +26685

    Women was clapping til he said my money 💰

    • @sujammaz
      @sujammaz Před 4 lety +164

      so what?! they laughed and they didn't boo. we don't cheer for things that are not ours to cheer for you petty git.

    • @SoniaSephia
      @SoniaSephia Před 4 lety +922

      Well this was done in Atlanta Georgia... ALOT of Child Support and Welfare Queens!

    • @mathewgodfrey1517
      @mathewgodfrey1517 Před 4 lety +791

      Oh, he was getting standing ovations..... until money and payment were brought up.

    • @georgewong2290
      @georgewong2290 Před 4 lety +749

      Those "women" are the same kinda bitches we all hate.

    • @mattjohnston5807
      @mattjohnston5807 Před 4 lety +18

      @Shane Gotti Damn! That's a good saying lol.

  • @bonibon6669
    @bonibon6669 Před 4 lety +4720

    I love how he trapped everyone in that joke
    And made them look at themselves
    "And if I'm wrong then we all wrong "

    • @Overton_Windows
      @Overton_Windows Před 4 lety +80

      Exactly the line that stuck with me.

    • @bigstink9
      @bigstink9 Před 4 lety +31

      It was a thought provoking riff, but it was kind of silly.
      If men were the ones who got pregnant, Dave never would have made this joke.
      I'm glad at the end Dave said figure it out for yourselves because he knew he didn't have the perfect or right answer.

    • @acerkid08
      @acerkid08 Před 4 lety +148

      bigstink9 huh. The answer is clear hence the sudden silence

    • @azazel1784
      @azazel1784 Před 4 lety +98

      @@bigstink9 I don't know if he would have made this joke or not.
      All I know is that I remember some girl saying that is the woman who can make this choice because she's the one that has to suffer for 9 months.
      But if the guy has to pay for the kid then he has to 'suffer' for 18 years. So...
      For the record though, I'm all for both men and women taking responsibility. But I can't or won't do anything about it, so I guess what I want doesn't really matter

    • @detaqwer
      @detaqwer Před 4 lety +3

      I didn't understand that can anyone explain (not a native English speaker)

  • @edgarsantos4030
    @edgarsantos4030 Před 2 lety +37

    To quote in Wikipedia:
    A former president of the feminist organization National Organization for Women, attorney Karen DeCrow, who wrote that "if a woman makes a unilateral decision to bring pregnancy to term, and the biological father does not, and cannot, share in this decision, he should not be liable for 21 years of support...autonomous women making independent decisions about their lives should not expect men to finance their choice."
    Thumbs up to Dave Chappelle for always making smart material to bring forward an issue and narrative rarely bought. If Woman wants their right to choose why can't Man have it too?

  • @KingMIDA5
    @KingMIDA5 Před 2 lety +40

    “My body my choice”
    “Okay bitch, my money, my time, my choice… and with that being said uh goodbye”🤣😭

  • @chadibenamor3167
    @chadibenamor3167 Před 4 lety +1283

    "And if i'm wrong, then perhaps we're wrong. just figure that shit out for yourselves." dave is a genius.

    • @attyatt6504
      @attyatt6504 Před 4 lety

      chadi ben amor explain what he mean cause I can’t figure it out what exactly he want us to figure out

    • @ffbear8078
      @ffbear8078 Před 4 lety +96

      @@attyatt6504 my current interpretation is that if abortions are legal, then child support shouldn't be mandatory, however if child support is mandatory, then abortions shouldn't be legal

    • @RandomCarrot2806
      @RandomCarrot2806 Před 4 lety +92

      It's pretty much that either both women and men are responsible for their choices or they aren't. Either both of them can choose not to be parents or neither of them can.
      Right now the mans choice ends at conception whereas woman continue to have choices even after the birth.

    • @attyatt6504
      @attyatt6504 Před 4 lety +2

      FF Bear thx you that make sense

    • @bipolatelly9806
      @bipolatelly9806 Před 4 lety +9

      @@attyatt6504
      That abortion is wrong.

  • @libertarian4323
    @libertarian4323 Před 4 lety +5399

    I loved "Sticks and Stones," even though the critics told me I wasn't supposed to.

    • @nathanielhernandez8843
      @nathanielhernandez8843 Před 4 lety +144

      I still can’t believe this thing I’m hearing about critics panning Sticks and Stones, I couldn’t stop laughing and I think it’s one of his best acts yet! I mean that critically, I seriously don’t think there was anything weak or holding the performance back, it all felt pretty effortless, even the minor heckling and audience participation was handled smoothly

    • @wex7581
      @wex7581 Před 4 lety +122

      Who even listens to critics?!

    • @firstname_islastname_is4514
      @firstname_islastname_is4514 Před 4 lety +97

      Fuck critics, bunch of people that hate on stuff they cant do them selves, movies, games, music, comedy

    • @EM33700
      @EM33700 Před 4 lety +26

      Screw the critics. Dave said some funny and truthful things.

    • @rotor13
      @rotor13 Před 4 lety +21

      Of course critics panned it. Dave Chapelle is 100% ideologically opposed to them. He is not part of twitter culture, especially the cancel culture he opens he show with - you can even hear a few idiots who think Trump said and did the things he mentioned on stage lol. Bunch of idiots.

  • @alixvandurand
    @alixvandurand Před rokem +274

    This was the most epic 2 minutes I've ever heard on the subject and it makes absolutely 100% perfect sense. Thank you, Mr. Chappelle, for saying exactly what needed to be said.

    • @OutOfStepTube
      @OutOfStepTube Před rokem

      Let me guess... you're male.

    • @kylemylo3776
      @kylemylo3776 Před 11 měsíci +5

      I disagree on " men should shut the f up" part. You can't have a baby without a man. So the man should have a say too.
      It's his child too

    • @alixvandurand
      @alixvandurand Před 11 měsíci +6

      @@kylemylo3776 I think he mostly said that to get some points from the left/feminist side. I've noticed tends to play both sides fairly well in his joke telling, much like south park.

    • @callnight1441
      @callnight1441 Před 4 měsíci +2

      ​@kylemylo3776 the man isnt labouring for nine months to have the baby; the man is not gonna have his vagina ripped open or his stomach cut open to have the baby. The man isnt having to throw up and experience mood swings to have the baby. The man isnt having trouble walking to have the baby. The man doesnt have an uncontrollable bladder to have the baby. So, no. The man is NOT having the baby. The man just contributed to the babys existence, but he is not actually having it. Therefore, he does not have a right to withhold an abortion from a woman. If he thinks she should get one because he believes they are not ready to have a baby yet, then yes. That he may do. But he cant withhold it from her.

    • @Obi-WanKannabis
      @Obi-WanKannabis Před 4 měsíci

      It makes 0 fucking sense. The baby is the priority. If the baby is wrong, the man leaving is just society failing it's primary duty of taking cary of babies. It's insane to encourage that behaviour.
      Modern times are all about having adults prioritised over babies. It's insane.

  • @bryannedelgado6479
    @bryannedelgado6479 Před 2 lety +74

    When you fully watch his specials even when he pokes fun at sensitive subjects you actually see how transparent he actually is. He stands by his views but doesn’t look down on anyone who doesn’t agree.

  • @diluteduk
    @diluteduk Před 4 lety +5484

    If you listen very carefully you can hear the staff at Vice crying

  • @anthonyrobinson7715
    @anthonyrobinson7715 Před 4 lety +13116

    Child support is forcing a man to perform the traditional role of a provider. If modern women can abandon their traditional roles then modern men can abandon their traditional roles too. That’s true equality and that’s fair. Dave is a genius.
    Edit: I just want to say that this is my most liked comment! Thanks for the love, guys!

    • @robertopiaTV
      @robertopiaTV Před 4 lety +407

      you're the dude who woo'd at the start of the video arnt you

    • @Abhinav123able
      @Abhinav123able Před 4 lety +84

      Well said

    • @jluis612
      @jluis612 Před 4 lety +879

      That's how divided and fucked up our society is. We don't want to take responsibility of our actions and just have the kid and take care of it. Instead we have to agree on two negatives that don't make a positive.

    • @B6b3yRomncy
      @B6b3yRomncy Před 4 lety +25

      That's deep 😗

    • @rud
      @rud Před 4 lety +268

      Trying finding anyone who wants equality when it gives women less than they had before. They are nonexistent. 😂

  • @Fleezy81
    @Fleezy81 Před rokem +35

    "My body, my choice!" - Women
    "My Money, My Choice! - Men

  • @PxriShix
    @PxriShix Před rokem +194

    This aged so well

    • @giustinosuarez8711
      @giustinosuarez8711 Před rokem +2

      I came here right after learning the news haha!

    • @SH-vj2ce
      @SH-vj2ce Před rokem

      So well.

    • @MrNote-lz7lh
      @MrNote-lz7lh Před rokem +15

      Still applies. Man should be free to get financial abortions in states that allow abortions while they shouldn't in states that ban abortions.

    • @lucasteodoro4905
      @lucasteodoro4905 Před rokem +4

      Why aged well?

    • @XxHUNT3RN4T0RxX
      @XxHUNT3RN4T0RxX Před rokem +2

      @@lucasteodoro4905 Roe v Wade got overturned.

  • @aizj16
    @aizj16 Před 4 lety +6406

    People stop cheering the moment they realize they're the joke.

    • @altairkennedy9627
      @altairkennedy9627 Před 4 lety +157

      “feminism” actually supports the worst of womanizers. lmao 😂

    • @MisterCovek
      @MisterCovek Před 4 lety +262

      When he started with the female shit, I knew immediately he's gonna flip it on them. Then he said something I've been thinking all along. Men have a choice too. Not according to the law tho.

    • @Faildude009
      @Faildude009 Před 4 lety +10

      @@CrnogorskiNacionalista
      The first word would have sufficed they always mad

    • @realbeautyness25
      @realbeautyness25 Před 4 lety +13

      @@CrnogorskiNacionalista
      The gist women don't play games with men
      Men USE A CONDOM SO NO WOMEN WILL GET PREGNANT EVER THEN YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT KILLING VS CHILD SUPPORT FOR 21 YEARS
      BETTER YET GET A VASECTOMY
      NOW NO WOMAN 😭 CAN EVER SAY ANYTHING ABOUT YOU
      IF SHE DO
      !BUSTED! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @realbeautyness25
      @realbeautyness25 Před 4 lety +2

      @@CrnogorskiNacionalista definitely and if u paying a OPIOID addict 2 bucks for a sex act you don't want to do anything with her that can result in pregnancy ok fellas 👍👌

  • @VictorRodriguez-dv5vg
    @VictorRodriguez-dv5vg Před 4 lety +8470

    Notice how all the women cheering became quiet when dave says we dont have to pay either 😂

    • @MultiFisherofmen
      @MultiFisherofmen Před 4 lety +5

      MP czcams.com/video/YY6wwAhvirY/video.html

    • @bollie4431
      @bollie4431 Před 4 lety +120

      @@Richjunior1 u ain't lying just watch how they Co sign with other women for sake of gender. When an alpha woman speak noticed their all in agreement like they're afraid to go against the grain.

    • @userSoup
      @userSoup Před 4 lety +276

      I don't know man, it seems that the female crowd in general was still laughing and making noise even after that.

    • @HarendizHernandez
      @HarendizHernandez Před 4 lety +77

      Mr. Soup yea I agree with you. It seemed like most of the same women who laughed still laughed even after Chappelle said that.

    • @globalcitizenn
      @globalcitizenn Před 4 lety +69

      Then you have to give up custody rights & you’ll never get to call him your son/daughter. That’s fair.

  • @lesleyncede9781
    @lesleyncede9781 Před rokem +41

    Dave is exactly right. Women always claim child support on the basis that they did not bring the child into the world by themselves. But they still insist that it is their right, and theirs alone, to terminate a pregnancy. Wow!

    • @taraz6786
      @taraz6786 Před rokem +4

      How do you not understand the difference between a woman choosing to destroy her body, whilst an alien clumps of cells steals her energy and nutrients between her not choosing to do that?! 😂

    • @taraz6786
      @taraz6786 Před 11 měsíci +2

      @Vongola Atzi Not really, it’s based on scientific fact and not opinions and I prefer to focus on the former.

    • @civildiscourse7626
      @civildiscourse7626 Před 10 měsíci +15

      @@taraz6786I guess the same way one can’t understand having an external party destroy their financial situation by being forced to support a child that he didn’t want? 😂

    • @taraz6786
      @taraz6786 Před 10 měsíci +2

      @@civildiscourse7626 Except that the external party is not risking their health and potential death, because I’m sure your aware of the maternal mortality rate. Not to mention, the draining of one’s body, organs, body dysmorphia, potential PTSD/postpartum, and so on and so forth so if you really think about it logically, the two are actually not comparable.

    • @civildiscourse7626
      @civildiscourse7626 Před 10 měsíci +10

      @@taraz6786 you’re right the two aren’t comparable- the man “abandoning” the child he never wanted isn’t physically harm an innocent baby, the woman killing her baby is…

  • @monty5692
    @monty5692 Před 2 lety +877

    Feminists on equal rights: “Hell yeah!”
    Feminists on equal responsibility: “Hell no!”

    • @ryadachaibou8098
      @ryadachaibou8098 Před rokem +13

      Wrong

    • @bigfatseal4430
      @bigfatseal4430 Před rokem +99

      Right

    • @sabrinashahab795
      @sabrinashahab795 Před rokem +55

      Nobody should have the right to murder or self harm. Abortion falls under both categories

    • @ryadachaibou8098
      @ryadachaibou8098 Před rokem +39

      @@sabrinashahab795 Abortion is not murder. Self harm would be going through an unwanted pregnancy.

    • @sabrinashahab795
      @sabrinashahab795 Před rokem

      @@ryadachaibou8098 It is murder. When you can tell the gender , limbs and all organs are perfectly formed. Baby can even kick . It is murder all right

  • @8irger
    @8irger Před 4 lety +2131

    Love how he tickles you under the chin and then slaps you hard with reality

  • @J2dADispora
    @J2dADispora Před 4 lety +6604

    This bait and switch was epic. Chappelle is a genius.

    • @aronnemcsik
      @aronnemcsik Před 3 lety +203

      At the end I could hear him saying in my head- Gotcha Bitch!

    • @efrainmendez2623
      @efrainmendez2623 Před 3 lety +48

      Anyone who knows his comedy saw it coming from a mile away tho lol, still loved it.

    • @loveandfaithfulness4479
      @loveandfaithfulness4479 Před 2 lety +32

      As a former fetus I am all against the killing and dismembering unborn children. Abortion is the greatest evil that has ever existed. the slaughter of the innocent unborn. A full form of child cut into pieces and removed. Take them out and let them die? And, it’s done. Suck them out in little pieces while their little systems wince at the pain. If one looks at what is being done - how atrocious and cruel it really is - I believe the reality of the evil of abortion becomes self-evident. the heart God has given us as a caring human tells us it’s not only wrong, but very, very wrong and it is evil. This being the case, it doesn’t really matter what human jurisprudence says or how socially or politically acceptable abortion is. Evil is evil. Sin is sin. God’s law takes precedence. A mother who decides to abort her child is unilaterally making a decision to end another person’s life. It is a deliberate termination of a human life while it is still in the womb - and that is and always has been the definition of murder. Murder is defined as “the unlawful, premeditated killing of one human being by another.” We cannot just do whatever we want because it feels good, it’s easy, and socially accepted. Abortion can seem like a quick and easy solution to the problem of an unplanned pregnancy. But sin is never the best way. Never. Sin has eternal repercussions that it never advertises up front. Sin costs more than we want to pay and hurts more than we thought it would. When modern culture decided to separate sexuality from morality, the problems got worse. God never intended any such separation. He created sex for the marriage relationship and for children to be welcomed into that marriage. Yes, it was wrong for you to have sexual relations outside the commitment of marriage - but two wrongs don’t make a right, and it would be wrong for you to end the life of this little child. You know If you cause a pregnant woman to miscarry, killing the unborn child, you can, and probably will, be charged with murder or manslaughter. In law, this applies from conception, no restrictions. The unborn child is viewed as a human being with all those rights under law. Even if the woman didn’t know she was pregnant at the time. Consider that the difference in abortion law is purely whether the child is wanted or unwanted. How moral is that? If you don’t want the baby, you can legally kill it using what are demonstrably cruel and horrific methods. The Child doesn't get a choice because the Child is HELPLESS. Abortion reflects a worldview which is all about the self - what I want is more important than what’s right. The most innocent suffer the worst. Life is sacred from the moment of conception. A Christian by definition is a follower of Christ. Anyone claiming to be a Christian must believe as He did and live according to God’s word. NO! You cannot love Jesus and believe that killing babies is just fine. An unborn child, from the very first moment of conception, is a new human individual. It’s alive and growing and it should be treated with the same respect for its life as any other human being until its natural death. God knows us before we’re even born. How beautiful is that? He’s been there even before I can remember - from the beginning of life to the end. The Bible makes it clear that unborn children are human, alive, and loved by God just as much as we all are even as their tiny bodies are developing and growing in amazing ways. We cannot say we live for God (the Creator of life) in one breath and in the next, say it’s okay to take away another human being’s life before they have a chance to leave the womb. It is our responsibility as Christians to make choices that align with God - principles that align with our Christian values. We have to intentionally create an environment that inspires our children toward kindness and love, and toward valuing the sanctity of life. Our purpose is to shield the weak from abuse by the strong, and there is no one “weaker or more voiceless” than unborn children. Loving one’s neighbour means protecting the rights of the most vulnerable. The Bible tells us who our Creator is, what He has done, what He will do, and how He desires us to live - and provides the tools we need to accomplish that. It does not promise an easy path, but we are called as Christ followers to bring hope to a dark and broken world. but that road leads to life, not death. As Christians, we are supposed to affect the culture, not blend into it. Our actions reveal what we believe about God. If we really value life the way God values life, shouldn’t we be raising our standards instead of lowering them, regardless of the circumstances? My prayer is that you will not end the life of the little child who is growing within you. You should not have an abortion because you and your baby deserve better than that. Seek God’s answers instead. Lord Jesus, we ask You to bless and protect the children who today are in their mothers’ womb. Save them from the danger of abortion. Give their mothers the grace to sacrifice themselves, in body and soul, for their children. Father, extend Your hand of protection to those threatened by abortion, and save them from its destructive power. Give Your strength to all fathers and mothers, that they may never give in to the fears that may tempt them to facilitate abortions. Bless our families, that we may have the joy of welcoming and nurturing the life of which You are the source and the Eternal Father. Amen.
      Psalm 127:3-5
      "Behold, children are a heritage from the Lord, The fruit of the womb is a reward. Like arrows in the hand of a warrior, So are the children of one’s youth. Happy is the man who has his quiver full of them; They shall not be ashamed, But shall speak with their enemies in the gate."

    • @neutron8764
      @neutron8764 Před 2 lety +68

      @@loveandfaithfulness4479 Good Lord who’s gonna read all that? Short smart message wd be more effective 🤔

    • @danthemankandy
      @danthemankandy Před 2 lety +1

      Watched him live this July🙌

  • @algram8541
    @algram8541 Před 10 měsíci +24

    As a single mom…. He did express he didn’t want kids I wasn’t on birth control. 3 weeks pregnant told him he said he’ll pay for abortion but still doesn’t want to have a child. He Shouldn’t be held responsible for my choice to keep it. I’m NOT Forcing child support on a man who didn’t want kids. My choice. His choice to leave. 🤷‍♂️ how can I be mad

    • @sophiadebar382
      @sophiadebar382 Před 4 měsíci +2

      While I believe he shouldn’t be forced to pay, he’s also still a deadbeat, the same way a woman who gets an abortion is a horrible person. Imo at least

    • @jarhead3571
      @jarhead3571 Před 17 dny

      ​@sophiadebar382 I agree, the guy is a loser leaving his responsibility behind for society to deal with so he doesn't have to.

  • @melissasammy6702
    @melissasammy6702 Před 2 lety +27

    I actually agree with Chappelle. I've always felt that if a man doesn't want to have a child and a woman chooses to go through with the pregnancy, then the father: 1) should not be obligated to pay child support and 2) should give up his parental rights to the mother. I feel like that's only fair.
    (On a completely separate note, I also think that a man should not be obligated to pay for child support if it comes to light that he is not the biological father of the child.)

    • @haxor6863
      @haxor6863 Před rokem +2

      Thank goodness there another sane person, I was all alone there for a minute

    • @Mr_Mistah
      @Mr_Mistah Před rokem

      You still have to pay child support even if you surrender parental rights

    • @Mr_Mistah
      @Mr_Mistah Před rokem +2

      ​@@haxor6863 Nah the courts still punish men no matter what

    • @haxor6863
      @haxor6863 Před rokem

      @@Mr_Mistah I agree

    • @paulinegallagher7821
      @paulinegallagher7821 Před 3 měsíci

      @@Mr_Mistah thats so fucked up.

  • @MrSulfor
    @MrSulfor Před 4 lety +1114

    That ender. "If I'm wrong maybe we're wrong."
    Genius.

    • @queenazshara4498
      @queenazshara4498 Před 4 lety +7

      I'm sorry I'm slow can you please explain this to me

    • @8irger
      @8irger Před 4 lety +67

      Queen Azshara
      Your kidding, Right?
      Ill do it anyhow.
      If the man is wrong in not wanting to help economically, bearing his responsibility, for the child.
      Then maybe (it most certainly is) the woman is wrong killing the child, not bearing her responsibility, for the child.
      You create life. You take care of it
      Simple

    • @queenazshara4498
      @queenazshara4498 Před 4 lety +25

      @@8irger Its "you're". And thank you for explaining.

    • @jolly_wally
      @jolly_wally Před 4 lety +68

      @@8irger Man, I hate when people put other people down for asking a question, especially in a humble way. Your arrogance makes YOU look like an idiot, not the other way around. If you were going to answer the question you didn't have to put them down.

    • @naraposthumus8478
      @naraposthumus8478 Před 4 lety +3

      @@jolly_wally true. I'm woke but still have to listen again lol. Dave is a genius

  • @EncinasPro
    @EncinasPro Před 4 lety +5128

    If Netflix lets people say whatever they want .. I definitely approve

    • @bennycostello2472
      @bennycostello2472 Před 4 lety +78

      Dave's great but a white guy woild never get away with saying any of that

    • @nathanielhernandez8843
      @nathanielhernandez8843 Před 4 lety +27

      @@bennycostello2472 I do have a problem with intersectional politics, HOWEVER, it does give credence to situations like this where somebody is essentially immune from backlash because he's fought his way through so much bullshit to get where he is, and he did it using entertainment which is highly subjective and very risky. I mean no one's immune really, but it's a lot easier for HIM to tell truths like this because of his heritage and lack of privelege

    • @alexshapsenzon254
      @alexshapsenzon254 Před 4 lety +63

      This was a fluke, Netflix is the embodiment of censorship and wokeness, Dave somehow managed to slip by, but they won't make the same mistake twice.

    • @younggold1416
      @younggold1416 Před 4 lety +48

      @@bennycostello2472 You've probably never heard of Bill Burr or Andrew Schulz

    • @Alumnikiid
      @Alumnikiid Před 4 lety +20

      @young gold ...Was just about to say that. The only thing the white guy cant say is Ni**a. But everything else has been said by Bill Burr

  • @davidguerrero3816
    @davidguerrero3816 Před rokem +46

    Like Dave Chappelle said “if you can kill it then at least I can abandoned it “

  • @mikem6176
    @mikem6176 Před 2 lety +23

    “If I’m wrong, then perhaps WE’RE wrong.”
    Genius.

  • @DawryMike
    @DawryMike Před 4 lety +7517

    Dave is a genius "If im wrong then maybe we're wrong" trapped them with their own logic

    • @jenningscunningham642
      @jenningscunningham642 Před 4 lety +551

      Feminists don’t use logic

    • @DawryMike
      @DawryMike Před 4 lety +350

      @@jenningscunningham642 I mean they do selectively. Im pro choice but unlike a lot of feminist I believe that choice should extend both ways. Which is why what Dave said is so smart. He's challenging feminists to put their hypocrisy to the side.

    • @saffron-scotchuniversalone2042
      @saffron-scotchuniversalone2042 Před 4 lety +5

      DAWRY MIKE many men are pro choice... Dee Dee Dee 🙄

    • @Sav.Age.
      @Sav.Age. Před 4 lety +5

      🔥🔥

    • @bernieattorney5797
      @bernieattorney5797 Před 4 lety +15

      The opt out should be guaranteed as long as it's legal for the mother give up the baby for adoption

  • @mak450
    @mak450 Před 4 lety +2886

    The sheer volume difference when he starts talking about fairness to men, lol.

    • @mak450
      @mak450 Před 4 lety +244

      Yeah that's probably more accurate, the potential aborters in the audience weren't so enthusiastic about the idea of not having _all_ the say.

    • @lokijotunn5233
      @lokijotunn5233 Před 4 lety

      🤣😂

    • @georgia673
      @georgia673 Před 4 lety +138

      @SweetDWillie I'm a woman and I kinda agree with this. I hate hypocrisy and I see women with the "treat me like a queen" attitude and yet they would never do the same for their man

    • @b3at2
      @b3at2 Před 4 lety +1

      yall all taking these jokes too seriously lol they dont mean shit.

    • @mattstrathis4328
      @mattstrathis4328 Před 4 lety +61

      @@b3at2
      Obviously they mean enough for you to repeat that same post over and over.

  • @FirstLast-qf1df
    @FirstLast-qf1df Před rokem +85

    I'm a feminist and I agree with this. My body my choice means my responsibility. If you're a strong independent woman who can make your own decisions, then you're a strong independent woman who can pay for your own decisions.

    • @FirstLast-qf1df
      @FirstLast-qf1df Před rokem +16

      If the pregnancy was unintentional, and the woman chooses to keep the baby, and the man doesn't want to, and he makes it clear early on that he doesn't wish to be a father, and he agrees to sign over his parental rights and have no contact with the child or see the mother again, then he shouldn't be obligated to support the child financially. If you make a unilateral decision that nobody else has any control over then don't expect someone else to subsidize your decision. You can't claim to be self sufficient enough to make your own choices, but suddenly change your mind when it comes to paying for those choices.

    • @arnaudnicolas2782
      @arnaudnicolas2782 Před rokem +4

      The right to abortion does not stem from the right to give up parental responsibility, but from the right to body autonomy. It is unfair to ask of a human being to sustain another human being's life through their body. While yes, correcting that unfairness leads to the possibility for mothers getting an abortion to avoid parental responsibility, it is not the point. Now, I agree with you, parents should have the right to give up parental responsibility and there should be unconditional and strong social support for parents who do not have the resources to provide for their kids. But that should not be conditional to the right of abortion, the two issues are different.

    • @FirstLast-qf1df
      @FirstLast-qf1df Před rokem +9

      ​@@arnaudnicolas2782 On the other hand, a lot of the arguments that feminists (who are surprisingly overwhelmingly opposed to the idea) use against "paper abortions" as they're called seem to be the exact same as classic pro life arguments. And I've never seen anyone show even the slightest awareness of such irony.
      The main arguments are:
      "He shouldn't have had sex if he didn't want a baby". That's practically what the 1940s Catholic Church says about women seeking an abortion. I'm a little surprised anyone actually thinks that's a good argument, unless they're completely incapable of holding two thoughts in their heads at once.
      "He should have used a condom". Apparently condoms never fail. Which is strange because if that was true then abortion wouldn't be a thing. And a woman can also take birth control, but that's never brought up.
      Of course if he DID use a condom and it broke, the classic response is "That's the risk you take when you choose to have sex". Again, this is the the 1940s Catholic Church speaking.
      "He should have got a vasectomy". Because not wanting children when you're 16 and in high school is totally the same as not wanting children 10 years later when you have a job and a house. Again, a woman could also get an IUD, but once again her bad choices are never brought up.
      And my personal favourite argument, "It's about what's best for the child, not what's most convenient for the parents". I'm not going to insult your intelligence by even commenting on this one.

    • @FirstLast-qf1df
      @FirstLast-qf1df Před rokem +2

      ​@@arnaudnicolas2782 And strangely people DO bring up a man's responsibility when it comes to potential abortion bans. You always hear them saying things like "What if a Trump supporter gets a woman pregnant and she can't have an abortion and he gets stuck with a baby" or "Men who oppose abortion better get ready for two decades of child support". Or "If a woman can't have an abortion, then a man shouldn't be allowed to leave the woman after getting her pregnant". But that raises the obvious question, what if a woman CAN have an abortion but simply chooses not to? Should the man have to pay then? Or should he be allowed to back out just like she was (notice the words "if" and "then" appear in their statement, which makes it conditional). Because as I said earlier, a lot of people seem incapable of connecting two thoughts together. And a lot of the answers that people give involve saying that he shouldn't be allowed to "leave her to raise the child by herself" and that she shouldn't be "forced to take care of a baby alone", as if he somehow forced her to have the baby, when in reality she made "her choice" over "her body".

    • @FirstLast-qf1df
      @FirstLast-qf1df Před rokem +6

      @@arnaudnicolas2782 So the answer is no, I'm not saying the two issues are the same. Being forced to give birth is not the same as being forced to send some money every month. Especially considering it will likely end up costing her much more money than it will cost him even if he has to pay child support. But it still doesn't excuse the hypocritical logic that people use to justify one but not the other. Which is why I would prefer to consider myself an egalitarian instead of a feminist.

  • @TheGuitarded1
    @TheGuitarded1 Před rokem +96

    Totally agree with this take. Both men and women should have the right to decide whether or not they want anything to do with it.

    • @josephdahl4960
      @josephdahl4960 Před rokem +16

      I think you’re missing Dave’s point. “If I’m wrong, we’re wrong. Figure that shit out yourself.” He is really saying that both the man and women are wrong because they are both not taking responsibility for their actions.

    • @masterbateman2686
      @masterbateman2686 Před 11 měsíci +1

      You haven't understood his point at all

    • @mountaindew3201
      @mountaindew3201 Před 4 měsíci +1

      @@josephdahl4960nah. He’s poking at the hypocrites females

  • @alberteinstein4547
    @alberteinstein4547 Před 4 lety +14774

    In two minutes, you can clearly tell who is truly for equality and who is not. Dave Chappelle is a genius.

    • @tribeofbenjamin144
      @tribeofbenjamin144 Před 4 lety +26

      dieter rosswag we eat animals unless u wat r u a cannibal

    • @MikeTheMGTOWMonk
      @MikeTheMGTOWMonk Před 4 lety +41

      @Főfasírozó
      Calling people Nazis just shows you have nothing to say

    • @Nmdixon-cu7vm
      @Nmdixon-cu7vm Před 4 lety +267

      dieter rosswag her body/not her baby. Half that baby belongs to a man. If women can’t understand that then keep your legs closed.

    • @Yokonato
      @Yokonato Před 4 lety +43

      @@Nmdixon-cu7vm What about the cases when both parents want abortion than? Alot of these anti abortion Bill's are bla key bans where it band abortion in general and not just when both parties agree...

    • @cigma6250
      @cigma6250 Před 4 lety +1

      @@dieterrosswag933 good we agree on somthing

  • @bitumenroad4648
    @bitumenroad4648 Před 2 lety +2581

    Dave - "And ladies to be fair to us"
    Everyone- oh shit here it comes 😂😂😂

    • @everythingisawesome2903
      @everythingisawesome2903 Před 2 lety +147

      'Gotcha bitch' moment. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @sksigil
      @sksigil Před rokem +107

      It's only fair. If you can't force a women to be a mother, you can't force a man to be a father.

    • @odog3254
      @odog3254 Před rokem +5

      @@everythingisawesome2903 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @lewisner
      @lewisner Před rokem +8

      Dave Burr said something like "ladies you know I'm an asshole, you shouldn't be cheering me ".

    • @Cfb2987
      @Cfb2987 Před rokem +1

      Yup, I heard that too. 😂

  • @pterodactylptroll
    @pterodactylptroll Před 9 měsíci +17

    This guy isn't just a comedian, he's a modern day prophet. I love the setups and how he personalizes societies' interesting choices as his own.

    • @FATillery
      @FATillery Před 8 měsíci

      Indeed, my friend. Indeed.

  • @WWPTV
    @WWPTV Před rokem +5

    I was a accident. I was debated on whether to be aborted or not. A random woman passed by this young lady faced with a tough choice. Instead of judgey, she listened. She then felt the need to assist this young lady financially if she decided to keep me and let he adopt me. The deal was done. This random lady I now call mom, adopted me and paid everything down to the penny from the sale of her Corvette. Years later I thanked her immensely and said, "I would have been pissed if your sold the Mustang for me!" I have faith but that is my faith. I do think however no taxpayer money should go toward it one bit. If it is desired fund raise for it. Let me leave you with this good things can come out of tough situations. And today I influence millions each month with motorsports.

  • @blackviking1397
    @blackviking1397 Před 4 lety +3186

    At this point Dave Chappelle doesnt joke anymore just facts
    thanks fr the likes

    • @Ninthsignmusic
      @Ninthsignmusic Před 4 lety +37

      Alfa Salisu Basically George Carlin, it’s great

    • @toxicmasculine77
      @toxicmasculine77 Před 4 lety +7

      Ninth Sign naw Carlin gave birth to all these political comedians who call everyone but themselves stupid.

    • @hilltopcresent
      @hilltopcresent Před 4 lety +14

      How were they facts? He literally said "i believe". They were opinions.

    • @brillkim2450
      @brillkim2450 Před 4 lety +13

      hilltopcresent though they're not facts, thats how I see it. this special was more about setting the records straight than spitting jokes. but i still like it.

    • @hilltopcresent
      @hilltopcresent Před 4 lety +4

      @@brillkim2450 "though they're not facts, i see them as facts..." what? It was funny, they were opinions and jokes. But they weren't facts, they were opinions.
      And setting what record straight?

  • @dustin0579
    @dustin0579 Před 4 lety +7124

    "If I'm wrong then perhaps WE'RE wrong..."
    That line went over so many people's head 😂

    • @chasemula6309
      @chasemula6309 Před 3 lety +806

      That part really made it fifty fifty. Brilliant. He’s disagreeing with abortion by stating the logical reasons of argument from each genders perspective. Which are both fair . And if one is wrong so is the other automatically

    • @chasemula6309
      @chasemula6309 Před 3 lety +16

      saint of jesus Christ clearly humor idiot

    • @lalamclala5553
      @lalamclala5553 Před 3 lety +50

      @@chasemula6309 he is a Muslim. Muslim men put all women in their place. Look at his wife... she belongs and stays in the home. He says it quite often. However, yes this is a joke. More a slap to all non Muslims. That is why Islam is spread across africa, the middle east, and asia. Asians, africans, middle easterners and latin americans have no problem with putting women in their place. That is why latin america is still "traditional" catholic. Latin America, china, japan, taiwan and Korea do not need Islam for that purpose. Most of south east Asia has always put women in their place with a forehand and backhand. What are women going to do without some christians standing up in a court of law. Christianity is responsible for equality.

    • @theadaminci5420
      @theadaminci5420 Před 3 lety +336

      @@lalamclala5553 yo what do you even mean?

    • @lalamclala5553
      @lalamclala5553 Před 3 lety +28

      @@theadaminci5420 that was pretty clear. Women are legally considered "half the value of a man in latin america, africa, asia and the middle east. A women's testimony is 1/4 a man across the middle east.

  • @soppybottomboys1195
    @soppybottomboys1195 Před rokem +518

    Women: You owe me child support
    Men: I dont want the kid, I'm not ready.
    Women: Then you shouldn't had sex with me you knew the risk.
    ---
    Woman: why can't I have an abortion, I don't want this kid, I'm not ready
    2022: ThEn YoU ShOuLdN'T hAd SeX, yOu KnEw ThE RiSk.

    • @LuciferMorningstar-ue8bq
      @LuciferMorningstar-ue8bq Před rokem +25

      Facts

    • @Dennis-nc3vw
      @Dennis-nc3vw Před rokem +11

      Don't get too cocky. Polls show, despite the Supreme Court ruiling, America is more pro-choice than ever :(

    • @cero1258
      @cero1258 Před rokem

      @@Dennis-nc3vw Polls are bullshit, I have never known anyone who was in them and most people I know are anti-abortion.

    • @Joseph-eh4rs
      @Joseph-eh4rs Před rokem +16

      @@Dennis-nc3vw Yep, can't reverse the tide no matter what Supreme court trying to turn back the clock.

    • @Dennis-nc3vw
      @Dennis-nc3vw Před rokem +5

      @@Joseph-eh4rs The tide was reversed from 1995 - 2009. It can easily reverse again.

  • @123rockstar2010
    @123rockstar2010 Před 2 lety +45

    Feminists: "My body, my choice."
    Dave Chapelle: "My money, my choice."😂😂😂

    • @rarejewel9678
      @rarejewel9678 Před rokem

      Not really. My ex husband demanded children. Now he is paying because I ruined his life with child support. My body, his choice. 😂😂

    • @user-kf9db8sd5l
      @user-kf9db8sd5l Před rokem +12

      @@rarejewel9678 and you are laughing about it🤦🏾‍♂️. I hope your daughter don't turn into a being like you and you son don't end up with a being like you🙏🏾

    • @issacjones4237
      @issacjones4237 Před rokem +1

      @@rarejewel9678 so basically you don't want your kids that's alive wow I wonder what they would say if you told them that

    • @rarejewel9678
      @rarejewel9678 Před rokem

      @@user-kf9db8sd5l I don't have a daughter, thank God. Only 2 sons. I would feel even worse having birthed a girl into this misogynistic world. She would only be looked at as a slave and baby maker.

    • @rarejewel9678
      @rarejewel9678 Před rokem

      @@issacjones4237 Welcome to reality Sir. This is what happens when women are pressured, badgered, judged, bullied, and forced into having children they DO NOT want. The children are born unloved by those same women. The children get abused, neglected, abandoned, ignored, and even murdered. Even though I have no love for my boys I am still doing the best I can do for them because they did not ask to be here. While I would NEVER verbalize to them my true feelings, they can sense it. I do not hug them, kiss them, tell them I love them, or am affectionate in any way. I just can't do it. Why that surprises people like you I will never understand. Men abandon children all the time, even the ones they insist the women have just like my ex husband did. But I guess that is OK with you.

  • @kiraman33
    @kiraman33 Před 4 lety +8416

    "It all depends on who I get pregnant". He's telling us that people's actual stand on abortion is best tested when it happens to them. I don't think people realize what a genius this guy is. Almost everything he says has a genuine message.

    • @tellurye
      @tellurye Před 4 lety +264

      Spot on! People only seem to give a crap when it happens to them. My favorite is the , oh shoot, I think it was the columbine documentary. Anyway, Michael Moore plays videos of congressmen going around telling people "hey, your son needs to join the military". Citizens were like oh well I my wife just gave birth to our young child, I've already served" etc. and the congressman are REALLY laying on the guilt trip. Well, you should still join,...
      Later, Moore goes to those SAME CONGRESSMEN and asks them if they have a son, they should join the military. And every single one of them said "Well, my son and his wife just had a baby, and they are starting a family"....
      Wait a minute - when civilians said that, you said that was no excuse. Now, you are using that very same excuse to justify your son not joining the military. WTF?!?!
      People hate being called on their double standards.

    • @VitoHoffa
      @VitoHoffa Před 4 lety +43

      @@tellurye abortion is wrong sir you can't justify it

    • @tellurye
      @tellurye Před 4 lety +115

      @@VitoHoffa Um, never said it wasn't. My ENTIRE POST was talking about double standards. You cant have it both ways. Please show me in my post that I justify abortion. Go ahead, Ill wait...

    • @VitoHoffa
      @VitoHoffa Před 4 lety +7

      @@tellurye did I say you did? I said you can't justify in no way referring to anyone who believes in it.

    • @VitoHoffa
      @VitoHoffa Před 4 lety +4

      @@tellurye abortion wrong if you thinks it's wrong good if you think it's right bad.

  • @theguywhoisaustralian1465
    @theguywhoisaustralian1465 Před 4 lety +16513

    I cringed when all the ladies cheered. Don't do that when a comedian makes a statement, it's usually a trap.

    • @8man943
      @8man943 Před 4 lety +625

      @Jack the Gestapo women arent real dude....youre high

    • @dirtyicontarot
      @dirtyicontarot Před 4 lety +32

      Jack the Gestapo lmao

    • @CALISUPERSPORT
      @CALISUPERSPORT Před 4 lety +93

      Doesn't seem like it was a trap tho because what he said was actually pro choice, but it set up a good joke lol

    • @theguywhoisaustralian1465
      @theguywhoisaustralian1465 Před 4 lety +200

      @@CALISUPERSPORT It was completely a trap. He made the people cheer for something they wouldn't agree with.

    • @CalmNoises
      @CalmNoises Před 4 lety +117

      @@CALISUPERSPORT It wasn't pro choice, man. It was neutral.

  • @mascape92
    @mascape92 Před 2 lety +57

    I can't get over how smart this man is. Making an audience laugh or angry is childs play for an average comedian/speaker. Not everyone can leave an audience stunned.

  • @MM-lo8dn
    @MM-lo8dn Před 2 lety +16

    Had to come back to this video because of the current meltdowns. 🤣

    • @ricardoh87
      @ricardoh87 Před 2 lety +4

      Makes you wish men fought just as hard for their right to abandon lol

  • @MrLuckytrucker21
    @MrLuckytrucker21 Před 4 lety +810

    I love how he drew those women in, and then, instant MIC DROP moment!

    • @CasinoKid32
      @CasinoKid32 Před 4 lety +63

      made them feel they were winning lol WRONG

    • @KillerofGods
      @KillerofGods Před 4 lety +41

      They are used to she pandering, they weren't expecting it at all.

    • @user-ne4nz6hx2t
      @user-ne4nz6hx2t Před 4 lety +13

      Best mic drop ever

    • @johnl9150
      @johnl9150 Před 4 lety +19

      @@michaeldautel7568 do you understand what fairness is? Both people made the choice to have sex. The woman then gets to make another choice and the man is stuck with the consequences. If she can choose to abort or keep he should be able to choose to stay and pay or leave and not.

    • @MrLuckytrucker21
      @MrLuckytrucker21 Před 4 lety +8

      @@michaeldautel7568 If you want to have sex and not be responsible, fuck a vibrator! See how this fairness thing works!

  • @cjben2008
    @cjben2008 Před 4 lety +846

    1st half." Yay!!!!!"
    2nd half. "Wait..wut?" Lolol

    • @nickc3856
      @nickc3856 Před 4 lety +95

      It was brilliant. He baited the women in the audience and when he came with the second part of the joke they were SHOOK

    • @abdullahalshehri1793
      @abdullahalshehri1793 Před 4 lety +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 exactly

    • @naraposthumus8478
      @naraposthumus8478 Před 4 lety +2

      Lol legit. Like building up the audience reaction. Lmfao. Yeah! Oop. Lol 😘😁🤩🎓

  • @xooon7443
    @xooon7443 Před 2 lety +34

    This aged so well 😂😂

  • @LonelyRider87
    @LonelyRider87 Před 2 lety +84

    I'm pro choice and I've been saying for years what he is joking about here. Men need the right to freely choose parenthood just as much as any woman. If a woman insists on single motherhood it is just that- she has no rights to his wallet.

    • @gellister
      @gellister Před 2 lety +18

      So you're intellectually consistent even if our opinions are fundamentally opposite ends. I can respect that

    • @Unique_Monk
      @Unique_Monk Před 2 lety +9

      Then you’re wrong - she has no right to murder - nor he to abandon his child - think before you fk

    • @strategygalactic
      @strategygalactic Před 2 lety +8

      @@Unique_Monk Adoption is abandoning your child.

    • @Unique_Monk
      @Unique_Monk Před 2 lety +6

      @@strategygalactic
      Not really - you’re making sure your child is cared for,

    • @POTC
      @POTC Před rokem

      Jane Roe (Norma McCorvey) was 22 years old, divorced, homeless, and pregnant for the third time (she had placed her first two children for adoption). An adoption agency connected her with two young lawyers fresh out of law school who were eager to challenge the Texas statutes on abortion. McCorvey only met with her lawyers twice-once for beer and pizza, the other time to sign an affidavit (which she didn't read). In order to speed things up McCorvey lied and told them she had been raped. She never appeared in court, and she found out about the infamous ruling from the newspapers. The baby she was seeking to abort was born and placed for adoption. In February 2005, McCorvey petitioned the Supreme Court to overturn the 1973 decision with McCorvey v. Hill, arguing that she had standing to do so as one of the original litigants and that the case should be heard once again in light of what she claimed was evidence that the procedure harms women. The courts, however, denied her petition. It was all based on a woman's lie. Abortion should have never been legal in the first place.

  • @thinhvcoin
    @thinhvcoin Před 4 lety +3430

    Netflix, you keep doing this and I will keep paying you my money.

    • @irl_tommy
      @irl_tommy Před 4 lety +6

      Das a oxymoron lol

    • @Boxer
      @Boxer Před 4 lety +6

      Well said

    • @SUPERMOTOJAK
      @SUPERMOTOJAK Před 4 lety +31

      Your also paying for shows that have young children dance on stage while dressed provocatively in front of adults and other degenerate crap.

    • @SUPERMOTOJAK
      @SUPERMOTOJAK Před 4 lety +15

      @SweetDWillie I'm aware of dinosaurs. Bet you won't believe I saw those as well. You probably aren't as dumb as you are degenerate.

    • @bar-sabas4801
      @bar-sabas4801 Před 4 lety +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Word

  • @MikeyMinimo
    @MikeyMinimo Před 4 lety +6742

    “If you could kill them I could at least abandon them.”
    Wow.

    • @Teixas666
      @Teixas666 Před 4 lety +695

      he isnt wrong if you look at it objectively

    • @jordanegauduchon5365
      @jordanegauduchon5365 Před 3 lety +247

      That's something I didn't get! Don't fathers in the US have a choice not to be on the kid's birth certificate? I'm French and in my country you can refuse to legitimize a child at birth, then you don't have to pay for anything but you also don't have a say in anything related to the child. You can also abandon the kid at birth as a mother (sous X) if you so choose, then the child will be cared for by the state and adopted by a family. And if you chose to abort for non medical reason you have 12 weeks to do so. So can someone explain to me what it's like in the US? Cause I don't get it!

    • @allamericanslacker2378
      @allamericanslacker2378 Před 3 lety +269

      @@jordanegauduchon5365 Half the people in the US don't get it either. The father doesn't have to sign the birth certificate in the US. Their name just has to be on it. If someone else puts your name on there, good luck getting it off. The courts don't care whether or not you're the real father. If they take your name off the birth certificate, it means the government is stuck footing the bill, so they'll keep your name on it.

    • @originaler31er67
      @originaler31er67 Před 3 lety +35

      All American Slacker if someone else put it on there that’s fraud. You can sue and will almost always get your name off. BUT if you wrote it one there, good luck you’re fucked

    • @allamericanslacker2378
      @allamericanslacker2378 Před 3 lety +155

      @@originaler31er67 The problem is it goes to the family courts, and they don't give a fuck.

  • @sulla1537
    @sulla1537 Před rokem +171

    Women: “EQUAL RIGHTS!!”
    Also women: “I trapped you into a baby and now you have to pay me for 18 years because I’m a woman… Er… it’s your baby!”

    • @librarianrose4472
      @librarianrose4472 Před rokem

      A grown man can’t be trapped into having a damn baby wear a condom

    • @tonyonaperky2128
      @tonyonaperky2128 Před rokem +6

      True.... Too true...

    • @Mrvl1234
      @Mrvl1234 Před rokem +18

      If women want 100% of the choice that's fine but men should also have a choice whether to pay child support or not. Equal rights! Love it.

    • @furiousfusion7890
      @furiousfusion7890 Před rokem +6

      @@librarianrose4472 women be fishing in the trash for condomw nowadays. Remember what happend to drake? If it werent for that sauce-

    • @sharpeyedfem1114
      @sharpeyedfem1114 Před rokem

      Trapped you ? You were robbed at gunpoint of your sperm ?

  • @cookingonwheels2695
    @cookingonwheels2695 Před 2 lety +5

    “Oh shut up n!gg@“ bruh I died when this happened. Shows how poised he is and how he Can turn a divided crowd to all laugh as one

  • @maddytdh
    @maddytdh Před 4 lety +1294

    Chivalry is dead...
    (Women cheering going mad)
    And women killed it !
    Chappele used the same technique years apart

    • @Spidido
      @Spidido Před 4 lety +64

      Killin them softly

    • @kevinsgreat5
      @kevinsgreat5 Před 4 lety +7

      Sure, there's a technique to jokewriting. You still have to write the joke afterall.

    • @maddytdh
      @maddytdh Před 4 lety +48

      @@kevinsgreat5 the intention was not to belittle but in fact to appraise how he can use and apply the same technique and still pull it off effectively... It's applauded how no one saw that coming that's why he's one of if not the best to have ever graced the stand up

    • @johnathanclark79
      @johnathanclark79 Před 4 lety +1

      That was Chris Rock!

    • @colorfulcodes
      @colorfulcodes Před 4 lety

      Lol chris rock....

  • @sauravbarman4252
    @sauravbarman4252 Před 3 lety +1855

    When he says "to be fair to us" at 1:15 a guy already starts laughing coz he knows a 'gotcha bitch' moment is coming.

    • @starwarfan8342
      @starwarfan8342 Před 3 lety +53

      Your comment is funnier with the context that Chappelle is the one who coined that phrase in the first place

    • @mikekyeame975
      @mikekyeame975 Před 3 lety +5

      lollllllllllll

    • @romariomejia5396
      @romariomejia5396 Před 3 lety +1

      Feels more like a "Chivalry is dead" joke trap set up

    • @Phinal_Flash
      @Phinal_Flash Před 3 lety +4

      They know him too well.

    • @danielivory17
      @danielivory17 Před 2 lety +3

      This comment is pure gold!!!😂😂😂

  • @georgio3753
    @georgio3753 Před rokem +16

    Here after Roe VS Wade decision

  • @andrewschuschu3499
    @andrewschuschu3499 Před 2 lety +2

    The wind-up on this joke was fantastic, pulled the crowd in without them realizing they took the bait. A very “when the jokes on you” moment.

  • @wilboricua149
    @wilboricua149 Před 4 lety +274

    Truth shall set you free.... but first, it's going to piss you off.
    Chappelle = GOAT

    • @summersays
      @summersays Před 4 lety +1

      👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

    • @randomasiankid017
      @randomasiankid017 Před 4 lety

      Naah.kevin hart all the way

    • @lilken21
      @lilken21 Před 4 lety +1

      random asian kid 😂😂😂 you gotta be like 14 years old 😂😂🤦🏽‍♂️

  • @scass7411
    @scass7411 Před 4 lety +592

    Respect to Netflix as well for giving Dave the artistic freedom to do this special. Not many media outlets would have the balls to do so.

    • @troymcclure681
      @troymcclure681 Před 4 lety +20

      There trying to bury it and they only did it because Netflix is nearly bankrupt they lose subscribers everyday

    • @AlmostaFlipinSkater
      @AlmostaFlipinSkater Před 4 lety +24

      @@troymcclure681 shut up, nigga.

    • @lorraine7876
      @lorraine7876 Před 4 lety

      100%💪

    • @troymcclure681
      @troymcclure681 Před 4 lety +6

      @@AlmostaFlipinSkater
      Try to be more original instead stealing oneliners LMAO
      Also can you refute anything I said 😂

    • @chancemasters1597
      @chancemasters1597 Před 4 lety +2

      @@troymcclure681 you may have seen this next youtuber dropping truth bombs.. It's Troy McClure

  • @theunknown21329
    @theunknown21329 Před 2 měsíci +1

    1:23 The woman in the bottom getting real mad lmao

  • @yumekojabami7321
    @yumekojabami7321 Před rokem +41

    I totally agree and I’m a woman. Of course a man should not pay. I mean he doesn’t even want this child so he doesn’t need to do that.

    • @kennythetrend3688
      @kennythetrend3688 Před rokem

      But also, Men make more money because of how things were during the 17,18, and 1900's. And also, the man put those seeds into their partner, so most times out of 10, they are responsible for getting that person pregnant, unless they were raped or the person they had sex with took their condom and impregnated themself (which did happen to an NFL star I believe).

    • @Mr_Mistah
      @Mr_Mistah Před rokem +1

      If I get a girl pregnant and I don't want the child I'm fleeing to Africa or something because the state is still gonna make me pay

  • @ARKHAMxMaverick
    @ARKHAMxMaverick Před 4 lety +514

    All the "hate" this has been getting is only making me love Dave more before having seen this.

    • @EscapeCondition
      @EscapeCondition Před 4 lety +6

      They hate it b/c he makes sense lol

    • @despinoza6205
      @despinoza6205 Před 4 lety +1

      You will have a hard time breathing while laughing. I did.
      Totally worth it

    • @David-xy4br
      @David-xy4br Před 4 lety

      AnarchYxNoob The hate is only from the far left tho lmao

    • @cyberrock9018
      @cyberrock9018 Před 4 lety

      David 4949 facts

    • @LowTempDabr
      @LowTempDabr Před 4 lety +3

      What's this hate I keep hearing about? The only thing I've seen is that stupid Vice article, other than that I haven't heard about any outrage whatsoever

  • @61fsanimal
    @61fsanimal Před 4 lety +184

    This bit here, I hope everyone can appreciate how fucking perfect it is. He lures you in, sets you up nice and comfy, makes you feel safe, and then BLAM springs the trap and you're dead. Absolute perfect delivery.

    • @laurocoman
      @laurocoman Před 4 lety +7

      Part of the crowd was in complete silence... and the other part lost their shit laughing!

    • @MockeryManor
      @MockeryManor Před 4 lety

      I noticed it from jump. A perfectly well crafted setup. He is the master.

    • @gurgamous
      @gurgamous Před 4 lety +7

      in the words of dave himself "gotcha, bitch!"

    • @daniboiyy
      @daniboiyy Před 4 lety +1

      @@gurgamous was looking for this comment right here XDDD!

    • @monkeyman12328
      @monkeyman12328 Před 4 lety

      I was the other way bc I was wtf fuck abortion hahaha

  • @treezy7593
    @treezy7593 Před 2 lety +4

    "If I'm wrong than perhaps we're wrong"
    In this context that line was profound

  • @cibongpokemontrainer4040
    @cibongpokemontrainer4040 Před 2 lety +2

    I like how the girl on 1:24 immediately say “no” multiple times once the table have turned

  • @aristogan
    @aristogan Před 4 lety +11668

    "If you can kill this mothafucka I can at least abandon him" wow never looked at it that way. Fair point, Dave!
    EDIT: Stop liking this comment, I really didn't say anything groundbreaking and I feel undeserving of this amount.

    • @jluis612
      @jluis612 Před 4 lety +684

      And if i'm wrong, then maybe we're wrong.

    • @hereLiesThisTroper
      @hereLiesThisTroper Před 4 lety +401

      My money, my choice.

    • @umbasa01
      @umbasa01 Před 4 lety +241

      White girl up front was like wtf

    • @insaneone4369
      @insaneone4369 Před 4 lety +91

      How have you never realized that?

    • @mojomojo5779
      @mojomojo5779 Před 4 lety +202

      My money, my choce. Hahahaha. Hey, why not if it is the what it is with women and their bodies. He makes a very strong argument.

  • @phyllisjefferies3093
    @phyllisjefferies3093 Před 4 lety +7607

    His logic at the end seems to go over everyone's head.

    • @habil6545
      @habil6545 Před 4 lety +35

      No it doesn't!

    • @LauncherSpiderMk7
      @LauncherSpiderMk7 Před 4 lety +113

      Or maybe a lot of people agree with him? Not everyone who is pro-choice supports mandatory child support.

    • @VitoHoffa
      @VitoHoffa Před 4 lety +200

      @666LaVey666 if they can say my body my choice a man can say his money his choice and shouldn't be forced to take care of a baby he doesn't want to.

    • @VitoHoffa
      @VitoHoffa Před 4 lety +12

      @666LaVey666 or pro choice people's head because they are the devil

    • @VitoHoffa
      @VitoHoffa Před 4 lety +16

      @666LaVey666 the devil is evil I don't even got to explain that. That illogical thinking but ok

  • @miraikuriyama4178
    @miraikuriyama4178 Před rokem +8

    I think he is right when he says we're both wrong. If the woman excludes their partner from the choice of having a child, then the man can exclude their partner in his choice of providing support. Which in my opnion, are both stupid decisions. I think these situations need discussion and consideration of both parents.

  • @masteryas21
    @masteryas21 Před 3 měsíci +1

    I will say it one more time... Dave Chappelle is a genius. The way timing of his jokes are unreal.

  • @sosaruhinda2615
    @sosaruhinda2615 Před 4 lety +222

    "Man should not have to pay" them chicks went quiet real quick😂😂😂

    • @Curiousnessify
      @Curiousnessify Před 4 lety +3

      *those chicks

    • @Alumnikiid
      @Alumnikiid Před 4 lety +7

      You can bet the regular women who get pregnant by celebrates, don’t ever consider abortion. Because the man has no choice with his money when she makes the choice to keep it. Some of theres dudes pay $10k a week for child support.

    • @memberberries5301
      @memberberries5301 Před 4 lety

      Lmao

    • @EagleZtoTheGrave
      @EagleZtoTheGrave Před 4 lety +1

      100 to -100 REAL quick lol

    • @sleazyfellow
      @sleazyfellow Před 4 lety +1

      Anybody who's ever been under child support knows this. If you've moved on with your life and made zero effort to make the child available for the man he shouldn't pay shit for someone he doesn't even know. This is why celebrities got to be extra careful, those NBA guys too. Tons of illegitimate children out there but they got raised by a single mom who kept them for all the wrong reasons.

  • @michealbay1290
    @michealbay1290 Před 4 lety +7308

    "If you can kill this baby, then perhaps I can at least abandon him"
    That's nuclear ☢️💥
    E: 5 6 0 0 likes, wo

  • @Robbstark2024
    @Robbstark2024 Před rokem +11

    Who’s here after roe v wade got overturned?

  • @showmanroman4141
    @showmanroman4141 Před rokem +49

    After the recent overturn, this has aged well and still holds up!

  • @jamesoller4900
    @jamesoller4900 Před 4 lety +1627

    Damn.... it makes perfect sense.
    Women: choice
    Men: choice
    Fairness 😁

    • @runswithbears3517
      @runswithbears3517 Před 4 lety +35

      except for the baby

    • @monique7885
      @monique7885 Před 4 lety +15

      @Jakazu is this a joke or sarcasm

    • @RJCHOICE
      @RJCHOICE Před 4 lety +25

      @Jakazu
      Shut the fuck up with your lame agenda ruining my enjoyment of good comedy.
      You desperate ass bandwagon jumpers are the turd in the punch bowl.
      You think he's your new mentaly stable version of Kanye.
      He's laughing at you, and so am I.

    • @kennygerberich4985
      @kennygerberich4985 Před 4 lety +6

      @@Handz_Maxson Or you're just the dumbest asshole in the world still using the word cuck if you can't see their blatant sarcasm.

    • @gonskii8168
      @gonskii8168 Před 4 lety +2

      Jakazu you cant be serious 🤣🤣 get help

  • @deadlee0b1
    @deadlee0b1 Před 3 lety +16573

    If you want 100% of the decision, then you should also accept 100% of the responsibility.

    • @THeN9nEefFeCT
      @THeN9nEefFeCT Před 3 lety +411

      Lmfao not in America.

    • @TheodoreBrosevelt
      @TheodoreBrosevelt Před 3 lety +128

      @@THeN9nEefFeCT they mean paying for it

    • @crubs83
      @crubs83 Před 3 lety +598

      My choice, your responsibility. Some animals are more equal than others.

    • @seanfernandolopez9139
      @seanfernandolopez9139 Před 3 lety +64

      Wooo. I'm stealing this one

    • @user-wq7hw2ow9l
      @user-wq7hw2ow9l Před 3 lety +172

      Ok, hope you all don't get crazy over this. If you have sex, there is a potential for a baby. It's true that the mother has control over whether or not to keep the baby, but that is just the way it is. At the end of the day, you're still a father and that's your child.

  • @stylezzir7761
    @stylezzir7761 Před rokem +7

    I hope this clip blows up again 😂

  • @johnrodolfo
    @johnrodolfo Před rokem +4

    This is a real conversation that needs to happen. Because if the premise for forcing a man to pay child support is that he is jointly responsible for the creation and welfare of the baby, then the same argument should be valid when it comes to preventing a woman from aborting a baby without the mans consent.

  • @briangil9592
    @briangil9592 Před 4 lety +584

    Women: "He had us in the first half. Not gon lie"

  • @universestarhiphop3626
    @universestarhiphop3626 Před 4 lety +743

    I declare by decree that Dave Chapelle is a GENIUS

    • @jarisundell8859
      @jarisundell8859 Před 4 lety +2

      I declare by decree that this has been the argument of the Men's Rights Advocates for a long time, and you all hated them for it and called them bigots.

    • @andregant9980
      @andregant9980 Před 4 lety

      HERE HERE!!!

    • @tikay777
      @tikay777 Před 4 lety

      @@andregant9980 Not to be a stick in the mud but I think you mean "Hear, Hear!!!" unless you are referring to your location, the one where you wants the likes sent to.

    • @dandadon7818
      @dandadon7818 Před 4 lety

      This is not rocket scientists this is something you should have been the conclusion everyone came up with to yourself

    • @DontSleepOnEm
      @DontSleepOnEm Před 4 lety

      Dilly Dilly 🍻

  • @leyenda6149
    @leyenda6149 Před 10 měsíci +2

    This is the best bait & switch joke I have ever heard. Punchline did a 180 from the setup

  • @willmac5642
    @willmac5642 Před měsícem +1

    That last bit "figure that out for yourselves" yup

  • @pjcornell4318
    @pjcornell4318 Před 4 lety +820

    "if I'm wrong, then perhaps WE'RE wrong."
    ...yep.

    • @cigg1992
      @cigg1992 Před 4 lety +10

      I'm sure a lot of people missed that one....

    • @batmank234
      @batmank234 Před 4 lety +3

      @@dieterrosswag933 It's not about "choice", it's about owning your shit and being responsible, this lack of basic understanding of how things work is what Dave is trying to say.

  • @betelgeusex3865
    @betelgeusex3865 Před 4 lety +3192

    "Or maybe we're both wrong..." a crucial line everyone glossed over

    • @Geekomaniac08
      @Geekomaniac08 Před 4 lety +3

      True

    • @M1GarandPing
      @M1GarandPing Před 4 lety +94

      Abortion is wrong

    • @yourmum7767
      @yourmum7767 Před 4 lety +35

      @@M1GarandPing Maybe. Maybe not.

    • @Geekomaniac08
      @Geekomaniac08 Před 4 lety +62

      To take someone's life before the child is being born is kinda cruel to me but i do support Abortion because i know Pregnancy is not a risk free life event & there are few cases just like my friend do have to make an abortion because the fetus has passed away in her stomach & she has to abort it.
      To me abortion is a case per case basis & not to take on a general term. If the fetus is healthy, i dont see why the mum must undergo abortion but if there is some problem where complication has occurred and it endangered the mum if she still keeping it, i do think Abortion is necessary.
      As such, i do believe Abortion should be the last resort.

    • @standan5084
      @standan5084 Před 4 lety +5

      Julian Give'er, you’re right, not many people caught that

  • @Warkive
    @Warkive Před 2 lety +2

    Dave has covered a lot of topics but this one for me might be his most well-crafted and hard-hitting delivery.

  • @Cantbuyathrill
    @Cantbuyathrill Před 2 lety +6

    Dave Chappelle is a rare combination of wisdom and funny.

  • @Jaxon1776
    @Jaxon1776 Před 4 lety +590

    "If I'm wrong, perhaps we're wrong. Figure that shit out for yourselves." Clearly the most important statement of the whole joke. Most people missed the meaning here.

    • @Revenge-of-Peace1992
      @Revenge-of-Peace1992 Před 4 lety +36

      That's was my favorite line , I mean the whole show was fucking great but that was a deep line . Chappelle a legend for this one.

    • @1human179
      @1human179 Před 4 lety +66

      @TIOUR Anas if he's wrong about " my money my choice" then we're wrong about "my body my choice" like he said in the beginning with a pause "I'm not for abortion" he meant that sh*t. The rest of it was all for jokes.

    • @BassSniperTV
      @BassSniperTV Před 4 lety +37

      @TIOUR Anas If I'm wrong for saying I have the right to abandon the child then mabee we are both wrong if you say it's ok to kill it.

    • @bryanespinosa7213
      @bryanespinosa7213 Před 4 lety +12

      Through out the whole joke he gave his point of “view”. And the whole crowd was cheering and clapping. And at the end he open the window. To the possibility that he could be wrong about the whole thing. From the beginning. And you need to find out why he could be wrong. ( when it’s ok to kill a baby in the womb?)

    • @yotube1ful
      @yotube1ful Před 4 lety +13

      The line holds to a liberating set of complementary core principles. Personal responsibility + Personal accountability.

  • @mountasserharaki6301
    @mountasserharaki6301 Před 4 lety +945

    He just exposed how money can change the concept of our morality

    • @younglove3362
      @younglove3362 Před 4 lety +38

      Exposed it? It was never hidden......

    • @T1lyas
      @T1lyas Před 4 lety +20

      Young Love highlighted would’ve been a better word to use

    • @BigBoss-sr6ur
      @BigBoss-sr6ur Před 4 lety +4

      Nothing exposed here.

    • @TooH2k
      @TooH2k Před 4 lety +4

      It’s a joke not a dick so don’t take it up the ass

    • @millsykooksy4863
      @millsykooksy4863 Před 4 lety +1

      Genius

  • @Kensei8989
    @Kensei8989 Před rokem +6

    Where is the my wallet my choice movement

  • @dontbestupid6664
    @dontbestupid6664 Před 2 lety +4

    A lot of you are missing the point. He starts by saying that he doesnt fully disagree with abortion if: The analogy he makes is one that most will find abhorrent. A father abandoning his child. By saying, "If I'm wrong, then maybe we're wrong," he's alluding to the fact that he finds abortion abhorrent.

  • @BartjeB289
    @BartjeB289 Před 4 lety +314

    "If I'm wrong, then perhaps we are wrong". Should've been the title of his show.

    • @HolderoftheHeel
      @HolderoftheHeel Před 4 lety +12

      Sticks and Stones is great because it makes people criticizing his jokes feel childish whenever they say the title of the special.

  • @senecamanu6515
    @senecamanu6515 Před 4 lety +413

    the bait and switch is strong with Dave

    • @existencedefieslogic9658
      @existencedefieslogic9658 Před 4 lety

      Can you explain please?

    • @JIYkp
      @JIYkp Před 4 lety +2

      @@existencedefieslogic9658 It's all about the buts.

    • @senecamanu6515
      @senecamanu6515 Před 4 lety +3

      @@existencedefieslogic9658 he made the audience think he's finally politically correct, and just when it's about to end, he hit em with the "But ladies, to be fair to us"

  • @mydogsbutler
    @mydogsbutler Před rokem +3

    Pro-choicer and Pro-lifer walk into a bar...
    Pro-choicer angrily says: "An abortion 0.000,000,001 seconds before birth isn't baby murder"
    Pro-lifer angrily says:. "An abortion 0.000,000,001 seconds after inception is baby murder"
    Bar's cook says: "Your bacon burgers are ready"

  • @hercolorfulmind
    @hercolorfulmind Před 2 lety +33

    His logic is 💯 flawless! I am anti-abortion except for instances of [incest], rape or medically related factors - in which case the decision belongs to the woman. However if you are pro-abortion as is convenient to you - your body, your choice, then you have to also be fine with a man absconding his responsibilities if he does not choose to be a father. Fair logic!

    • @OJO_HIM
      @OJO_HIM Před rokem

      I have one thing to ask u
      Why does the actions of the father effect the child but giving the greatest penalty of all which is death

    • @hercolorfulmind
      @hercolorfulmind Před rokem

      @@OJO_HIM Hi there! I dont quite follow or understand your question.

    • @OJO_HIM
      @OJO_HIM Před rokem

      @@hercolorfulmind sorry I was to wordy I'm asking in the case of rape why does the actions of the father have to effect the child

    • @hercolorfulmind
      @hercolorfulmind Před rokem +1

      @@OJO_HIM Sexual intercourse is an agreement between two parties to share their bodies. You cannot have agreement when one person violates your right to consent. The universe we live in always respects balance and so if the woman's right was violated, then she has no obligation to bring forth the seed of the man.
      She may choose to do so - and many women have - that is their right.
      However for some women, the impact of the violation is too severe and we must honour the woman and allow her to attempt to restore balance in what way she chooses.

    • @OJO_HIM
      @OJO_HIM Před rokem

      @@hercolorfulmind I get what you are trying to say but it takes 2 to create a baby it not a man's seed both of yall made the child and to go as far as to kill the innocent child because of trauma is absolutely absurd

  • @additionad
    @additionad Před 4 lety +2173

    Let us pass the Dave Chappelle law in every state.

    • @mr.w.146
      @mr.w.146 Před 4 lety +99

      And paternity fraud should be a crime also. If you accuse someone of being a 'babee-dadee' and they aren't, then you should be held accountable. And that should hold true in marriages also, the husband should no longer be the presumptive father.

    • @bernieattorney5797
      @bernieattorney5797 Před 4 lety +16

      The opt out should be guaranteed as long as it's legal for the mother give up the baby for adoption

    • @YuYuYuna_
      @YuYuYuna_ Před 4 lety +51

      @Bernie Attorney It's already legal for them to do that right now. And they don't need the consent of the father for adoption either. Society gives no shits about the rights of fathers and men.

    • @carboy101
      @carboy101 Před 4 lety +1

      I agree with that.

    • @bernieattorney5797
      @bernieattorney5797 Před 4 lety +1

      That's the point

  • @bahamaboytv6024
    @bahamaboytv6024 Před 4 lety +810

    Noticed the woman reaction when he said the men’s choice

    • @CrystalReneeMusic
      @CrystalReneeMusic Před 4 lety +88

      As a woman who is pro-choice, i totally agree with him. If the man and woman can't come to an agreement with keeping the child or not, the rights should be equal on both sides. if she has the child but he doesn't want a child, he should not be forced to pay child support once the child is born. And vice versa, if he wants the child but she does not, she should have the right to abort - its her body. I do think that men should have equal rights. Its only fair.

    • @BlackMusicGenre
      @BlackMusicGenre Před 4 lety +10

      @@CrystalReneeMusic Jewel you know in the real world that sounds to much like right.

    • @drtyluver1422
      @drtyluver1422 Před 4 lety +26

      @@CrystalReneeMusic Thx for the words but in reality, we all know not a single female will do this, none.

    • @CrystalReneeMusic
      @CrystalReneeMusic Před 4 lety +16

      @@drtyluver1422 if they'll do it or not is not the point. The focus is rights and equality for both men and women regarding the matter. It should be law.

    • @sirmoonslosthismind
      @sirmoonslosthismind Před 4 lety +9

      the important thing is that that shit needs to be worked out beforehand. once a child is born, that child deserves the best from whoever committed to bring the child into the world in the first place. no changing your mind later.

  • @EaglesMeth7
    @EaglesMeth7 Před rokem +3

    My most favorite comedian ever. I can completely disagree with him on a subject and he can still make me burst out laughing

  • @heatherhillman7280
    @heatherhillman7280 Před 2 lety +30

    So very true. Until recently, I was against men who abandoned and/or refused to support their offspring. I was thinking only in terms of divorce or separation of the parents. It never occurred to me that there were women out there who were trying to get child support from men who fathered the child but never wanted to be a parent. Of course, it's perfectly fair for men to leave and bot pay, as long as they can accept that they have no place in the child's life. Don't come back 15 years later, full of regret and seeking a relationship with that child. If you're out, you're out. If you never paid a dime in support, you have essentially forfeited your parental rights to have any relationship with that child regardless of age.
    Ladies.....keep this all in mind BEFORE you hop into bed with someone. Just saying.

    • @ricardoh87
      @ricardoh87 Před 2 lety +3

      That's the difference, you can't take back killing a child, abandoning a child cant be taken back either but at least the kid is alive and can possibly forgive the father

    • @TD-ug4mg
      @TD-ug4mg Před rokem +6

      Except for it doesn't matter if a man says that, he is legally required to pay money, and the government will find him, withhold it from his paychecks and even send him to jail if he doesn't.

    • @rko619
      @rko619 Před rokem

      @@ricardoh87 So what? Let me make that equal, If the father can't be forgiven then the woman who opt for abortion shouldn't be allowed to have children anymore. Otherwise maintain a distance from father who chose to go away or make it punishable.

    • @lewisner
      @lewisner Před rokem

      That's fair. You don't have to pay but you don't get time with your half of the kid.

    • @wtfdtreats
      @wtfdtreats Před 8 měsíci +1

      That latter half is up to the _grown_ child, not you or a government. When that child is 18, it's up to nobody but the adult whether he wants his father to be involved or not, let's be clear on that.
      And any paperwork would make it clear that the man didn't want to have children and the mother did, none of this "he jUst LEft ME!" bullshit females spout.
      Females only want equality when it suits them

  • @D_Nice_2022
    @D_Nice_2022 Před 4 lety +814

    I've always wondered why women have the right to kill the baby just because they don't want to be a mommy; but when men don't want to be a daddy, they are called a dead beat, criminalized and jailed. That's not fair.

    • @saber-jocky3436
      @saber-jocky3436 Před 4 lety +47

      That's called the responsibilities of being a man, and frankly, that's something women just simply cannot handle.

    • @D_Nice_2022
      @D_Nice_2022 Před 4 lety +108

      @@saber-jocky3436 women want equal rights as men, so there is no excuse.
      Plus, God gave women the ability to birth and breast feed a child; so that tells me a woman also has the ability to care for a child. NO EXCUSE.

    • @bradspitt3896
      @bradspitt3896 Před 4 lety +7

      @@D_Nice_2022 he's agreeing with you.

    • @doublejacketjimmy391
      @doublejacketjimmy391 Před 4 lety +36

      SABER-JOCKY Why then “The responsibility of being a man” should be dependent on Women’s choice?

    • @bradspitt3896
      @bradspitt3896 Před 4 lety +8

      @@doublejacketjimmy391 Well I don't think he's saying it's dependant on women. I think he means that if you get someone pregnant, man or woman, you should take responsibility for what you did and bear the consequences not run away from it and claim "my autonomy." Society has relinquished that responsibility from women, arbitrarily, but like you said men are still expected to be good daddies. I guess where you disagree is in the solution. You think we should each be given a choice, he thinks you should both have the baby.

  • @AndreComtois
    @AndreComtois Před 4 lety +220

    "And if I'm wrong, then perhaps we're wrong." my new favorite quote

    • @bernieattorney5797
      @bernieattorney5797 Před 4 lety

      The opt out should be guaranteed as long as it's legal for the mother give up the baby for adoption

  • @MOIST_TOWELETTE810
    @MOIST_TOWELETTE810 Před 2 lety +1

    0:12 chick right in front of Dave was not feeling that😂😂

  • @curtisharvey2405
    @curtisharvey2405 Před 2 lety +5

    This is the beauty of comedy everyone had a laugh about a very deep,devise topic and it was thought provoking, didn't make it too light or too heavy. Logical and somehow he even made it short. He could've spoke on it for at least 20 minutes. It's unfortunate the "elected" leaders in DC can't think like this on a lot of key issues in this country. That's why everyone has their own place in the world because someone is bound to get something wrong we all can benefit from each other at some point.