4 Animals that will Co-Sign Your Obituary
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Transition was flawless.
“This video was actually two days late because of this game.”
Oh I’ve been there man. 😂
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Love the runescape music. Great video yet again.
I remember reading the diary of an english nobleman who was trying to breed zebras like horses to use in africa. "The complication with zebras is that, fundamentally, they are all bastards."
Well I mean they are lmao
damn ok
Yea………they are naturally assholes.
They can be “trained” but you can never turn your back on them.
Plus a horse having a bad day may just nip or threaten to kick you.
A Zebra will turn you into paste.
Or as a native African explained to a tourist,
“A horse that wants you off his back will just buck you off and run away. A Zebra will buck you off and keep kicking till your dead”.
Tourist:😳 Oh. Makes sense.
Please give source, This sounds like an interesting read
Sorry but I call cap on this
Just some of the creative ways this guy has described "dying"
Clapped
Put in a box
Get vibe checked
Unsubscribed from life
Get put on a shirt
One shot
Walking delete button
"Have been known to murk someone"
Past-tense
Going to subtract you
Remove you from the United States Census
Get put six feet under
Getting rock'd
Shows you the whites of the heavenly gates
He will be your series finale
Sending you to Jerusalem
Turning you into a statistic
One-way trip to his ancestors
"help connect you to God's Wifi"
"Lead you to water so they can reverse Baptize you"
Co-sign your obituary
RSVP to the cloud cookout
Turn you into a hashtag
Turn you from "is" to "was"
Getting airdropped to the gulag
Kick the life points out of people
I can add one. Domesticated sheep - specifically rams. Their horns are at the same height as femoral arteries and an irritated flick of their head can cause someone to bleed out in 20 minutes. I was a regional Registrar of births, deaths and marriages and while researching a family tree was looking through death records in the 1850's. In this particular country town over that period "gored by ram" was the cause of death in 20% of the deceased...
I've seen one try to impale a leg through a fence. It was perfectly safe behind the fence, but that was apparently not good enough...
I quite dislike cows and have been attacked twice and unprovoked so. They really seem to love to crash into fences too...
Angry Ram and his sons.
@@julietfischer5056😂😂
@@nostalgicbliss5547- Rambro (Angry Ram) has or had a CZcams channel. He's since gone to the great pasture in the sky, while his sons carry on the legacy.
supposedly Thomas Jefferson owned a pet ram and it killed a boy
Wholeheartedly agree with the donkey take. Mom used to raise Shetland sheep for wool and there USED to be a lot of coyotes and foxes around. One day dad came home with two donkeys. Let’s just say that for the first month they were guaranteed to find a minimum of one coyote body in the pasture (sometimes 2-3). The “honey badger horse” got me laughing so hard because it is so true.
Okay, but can we appreciate the nicknames he gave to zebras: Oreo donkeys, Panda pony, Asshole with stripes, Prison pony, barcode horse, an Animal born with his own prison jumpsuit
Barcode horse🤣
@@notapottopissin7493 Ah! That one was probably my favorite
My favorite was the Donkeys Black air force affiliates lol that shit is solid asf
Yes, the Oreo Donkey’s fear no god but can we also refer to it as The Black & White Freddy Krueger Stallion?
And donkey a hood horse😂
"Eeyore wasn't depressed, he was just reminded of the war crimes he committed" is one of the best lines from him yet
That’s Eeyore, from Winnie the Pooh. And I’m still dead.
I prefer, "airdropped to the Gulag"
He loved it, he's actually sad because the military made him retire.
Lets be honest everyone says that, this dude always has the best one liners in the next video he'll probably say a better one
Eeyore has been my spirit animal along with Oscar the grouch for way to many years
I'm a donkey attack survivoor. About 20 years ago i had a little hobby farm and took in animals that needed rehab. One of my friends acquired a whole herd of Mammoth donkeys, and the jack (intact male-stallion) was in particularly rough shape. These are the largest breed of donkeys, and he was about the same size as my riding horse, but about 300 lbs underweight. He looked like a skeleton with a dirty hide thrown over- just heartbreaking. Anyway, he was sweet until he started to gain enough weight to feel better, and one day he decided out of the blue to punch my ticket to the express train upstairs! He grabbed me right where my shoulder and neck tied in- thank goodness for wintertine and heavyduty Carharts jackets!- and started shaking me around and trying to fall on me and crush me with his knees like i was a coyote in the videos above!
I was down in the dirt, tucked up tight and trying to roll out under the fence when i was saved at the last minute- my good foxtrotter mare saw what was happening from 2 pens over, and came to my rescue!
She broke through 2 sets of hot electric fence to rip a chunk out of that jackasses ass- and keep him away until i could get safe.
I was banged up, but ok. He parted ways with his testacles the very next day and was much nicer after "brain surgery".
My horse was cherished till the end of her days. Best friend i ever had.
_yikes_
That was one good mare ^^'
@@irishuisman1450 She was the BEST.
Some ranchers are actually starting to get guard donkeys instead of guard dogs for this exact reason. They are extremely territorial and will attack any animal that tries to go into its territory (hence your land) therefore keeping livestock safe, but you have to get them as babies so they can get familiar with your other animals or pets that way they don’t try to hurt them or confuse them as intruders.
My cousins are sheep farmers and at various times have used donkeys and llamas as their herding animals. Local predators want nothing to do with either.
@@nickbeckwith6211t
Maybe that would be an option our local German sheep farmers should consider, to protect against wolves (this isn't the US, we don't have space, it's nature romantics also continously preventing culling of 'repeat offenders')
Would also be a hilarious way to send annoying tourists who think it's a good idea to pet guardian dogs flying.
@@givmi_more_w9251 We all work with what we have.
Donkeys: the OG badasses.
Farmers actually do usually keep a donkey around their livestock like sheep or cows because the donkey will aggressively attack any wild coyotes that might try to take the livestock. They're basically guard dogs with 1000% testosterone.
Yoy would think dogs are a no go with Donkeys
But if the owner has the Donkeys respect and shows affection to the dog, its probably safe
Very true
Now this explains why a lot of the local farmers in my area have donkeys. The more you know 🌈
Donkeys are cool zebras are not dont get it wrong zebras are 500x more violent to people
Chihuahua's are fckn 25000% testosterone , those things will fight god and the devil at the same time while going through a drug haze
“You poisoned me because I stepped on you? You’re damn near invisible!”
Stone fish: “That sounds like a personal problem.”
Sounds like skill issue
@@TheMessiahOfThe99Percent skill issue
Stone Fish: I missed the part where that’s my problem.
Ratio + didn't ask + poison + fatherless behavior + I poisoned your father
" OW! WHAT THE FUCK BRO?! YOU POISIONED ME BECAUSE I STEPPED ON YOU?! THE FUCK??! "
Stone fish:
*" Sounds like a YOU problem. Bozo. "*
You know you're dealing with a dangerous animal when you see a lion running from it with a look of sheer panic.
When the giant Anteater stood up, turned, and held its claws straight out; it was the most startling move since the video of the mountain lion with cubs chased a walker back with repeated slaps of it's claws down in front rapidly, to frighten the walker away
David Attenborough makes us want to hug wild animals. This guy does the world a service and reminds us why we probably shouldn't.
I now hate zebras….
I remember seeing a video where DA said he never stroked animals off camera. Barely even to his dogs.
@@Lupidaloop Well it depends on the animal,many animals can be unpredictable.
My dog likes being pet but would never want to be put on the lap,my cat likes to stay on my lap but doesn't like being pet too much but she's much more dangerous than the dog as she will hite hard.
I would love to see him talking to Sir David.
Both services need to be appreciated.
As a donkey owner, I can agree they're literal asses until you earn their trust then they're 100% on your side. They also hold grudges.
Yup. As do mules. On the other hand donkeys form incredibly strong bonds with people they like. Much more so than horses typically do.
My grandmom told me a story about a mule chasing after her and her dad slapped it in the face and the mule gave him a look like he felt regret
@@deathserpent9747 guy had balls of steel to slap a donkey 💀
Best one in here is saying a stone fish “is like choosing invisibility as a superpower then emptying a clip on someone for stepping on your foot” 😂😂😂😂
Bruh, I cannot lie, when I'm having a bad day, this man's commentary is hilarious and just brightens my whole mood.. Thanks for these King
Jaguar: (attacks tail)
Giant ant-eater: you should've gone for the head
Well, ambush predators do attack from behind, but yeah, attacking from behind and attacking the behind are different things and they should teach Jaguars that.
I understood that reference
Giant ant earet: t poses
After all who doesnt like a good head?
@@juicesghost8501 “Steve’s voice”
This guy just has the most spectacular ways to say “dead” or “killed”
It's because of draconian censorship laws on both TikTok and CZcams not allowing you to talk about death or anything (people, animals, bacteria) getting killed.
"AirDrop you to the Gulag"
@@fawzee_em Shit like that is so worth it though 😂
I’d go as far to say that something ending your mantra is to deplete your full existence.
🤣🤣
Once again, you've produced one of the best videos I've ever watched. Your straight-faced, solemn delivery combined with slang terms instead of scientific ones -- "murder guppy" and "hot pocket for a pride of lions" are just two of many -- turns these wildlife videos into true entertainment that also provides a good deal of serious scientific discussion. Thank you for some of the most watchable videos ever! They are the sort of educational tool that is badly needed to turn kids onto science and give them a solid understanding of the real world that too many schools today, sadly, don't provide their pupils.
There is one word that sums up this young man, and it is "Wordsmith" Keep keeping on! 👏🏾👏🏾
I like how the zebra KO’d the wildebeest for no reason and then scattered like the rest of the group when it hit the ground like “Oh gosh I wonder what took that dude out I hope it wasn’t a hunter”
XD
Zebras have no chill. They just cause chaos cause they can XD
sussy zebra does an amogus
Sherrifplier: There's been a murder!
Tfw your aim is so on point that your warning shot lands between the eyes
"You also can't trust any animal with a Australian area code"
Yeah.. Australia is the glitched out part of the world where the difficulty is set to ultra-nightmare
Less ultra nightmare and more where the minmaxers live.
nah, I'm Australian and the single worst animal here is humans.
We have no bears, no lion, tigers, Jaguars etc, our largest land based predator is a medium sized dog. We have no murder donkeys, no primates (except arsehole humans).
Sure the salt water crocs make a US alligator look like a lizard and outweigh the Nile Crocodile, our wedge tailed eagle (esp the Tasmanian one) makes the Bald eagle look like a sad seagull, and the cassowary has attitude at mating time (who doesn't?) and IMHO anyone silly enough to get into a great white sharks dining room deserves to either be on the menu, or meet a stone fish/jellyfish.
They all leave you alone if you treat them with respect, even the snakes and spiders.
Oh wait, we did lose a war against emu's once, but that was because the army sent an artillery officer to sort out an infantry problem.
@@iffracem yeah, unless it's a magpie because they will seek you out if you even think about their nest
@@iffracem yeah the kidnappers and human traffickers
Funny, that’s what us Aussies say about the USA.
Is it true that you guys have bulletproof backpacks for school kids?
Funfact: Jaguars can reach nearly full speed *running silently through the canopy* that means *across trees* and they will attack from above like razorblade-fist Batman
I've always had great respect and admiration for the honey badger and their ferocity. naming the donkey the badger horse is solid
And donkey stubbornness and not giving a crap is why mules are prized pack animals among farmers: horse genes mellow out the donkey genes, meaning they're more personable but don't spook as easy.
Do they use dogs as chewing gum aswell?
@@Calu114the best summary of donkeys
And they're bigger so they can carry and pull more.
I think it starts before that though, the Poitou donkey was brad to breed mules, and is quite chill as far as donkeys go, so I assume they already tried to solve the issue at the core.
Honestly, it has more to do with their ability to carry packs. They’re much better at it than both donkeys and horses. But trust me, mules are STUBBORN. If a mule doesn’t want to do something, there’s absolutely no way you can make them.
I'm glad he's got sponsors and people recognizing his potential
Yeah this dude is so good
Potential? He's already widely successful on the video platforms.
Cool
Bro i hope he does Komodo dragon
with an average view count of 1.5Million/vid im not surprised.
As someone with arachnophobia, I appreciate the spider warning 🙏🙏
Same. So considerate for real
He said RSVPing to the cloud cookout!! His descriptions of death are flawless 😂😂😂😂😂
Our generation's David Attenborough. I'm not kidding, he could narrate a Planet Earth series and I would watch it.
Same here.
Hey Netflix make it happen
I'm in support of this. Maybe the human hood donkeys will actually watch and learn something.
Nobody is comparable to Attenborough tho
lol, no. Still entertaining though.
actually, donkeys are only seen as "stubborn" because they're VERY smart. If they don't wanna do something, they just won't. They know they're heavier and stronger than people and use it against us lol
They're not stubborn, they're just good negotiators and they know their worth.
@@samwallaceart288 every donkeys apparently read Art of the Deal lol
I've known a horse like that. That day, I learned three very important things.
*1:* You cannot MAKE a 1/2-ton animal do anything it doesn't want to do. Encourage it, bribe it, teach it? Sure. But if it doesn't want to do the thing, then it won't~ (he side-stepped while I was brushing his flank, and gently pinned me [no crushing, just stuck] between his hip and the wall)
*2:* Horses can have interesting senses of humor. (he waited until I'd braced both feet against the wall to try and push him a couple inches so I could get loose, then abruptly stepped back and let me drop to the floor like a sack of hammers; this was his idea of a joke)
*3:* They can and _will_ laugh at you. (a deep, basso chuckle in the chest, and when I snapped at him that that wasn't funny, he started whinnying [cracking up] and tossing his head. Dude damn near ROFLMAO at me)
He was still loads better than another horse at that stable; getting assigned him for grooming was a punishment duty. He was a sadist who would bite you, then laugh while you screamed.
@@alexisgrunden1556 I feel like sense of humor is a marker of top % animal intelligence
Lmao I wonder if zebras KNOW they’re assholes lol they’re related to donkeys, no?
The creativity you use to deliver factual information is pure genius!!! Your cadence and flow completely compliment any and all references/examples/comparisons/humor you use to drive the “you probably didn’t know” information home…And the visual edits only solidify your epic hard-work-And creativity that you put in! 💪🏻…You make learning fun 🤪🤓…Sometimes hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This video is a year old, but it's been fantastic fun going through Casual Geographic videos. His language and delivery are absolutely hilarious! AND, pretty informative too. Never knew all this about donkeys. New fave!
Even his advertisement ends up having good and well thought out humor
I about to think of a well thought out way of stealing your clout
Hi
He has come.
Bruh wtf
Remember me before this comment blows up-
Eeyore isn't sad because of what he did, he's sad because the Special Forces retired him, and he'll never see ''action'' again.
More like the Yakuza retired him.
ROTFFLOL @ 9:27 “and, because…. Australia “! 😂
I love that the Anteater throws its arms out to ask "What you wanna do??"😂
"you can't trust an animal born with it's own prison jumpsuit". This shit made me spit my coffee all over my wife! 🤣
Kinky
@@thosakamei4759 What?
@@user-iz5ki3jt3c don't mind the bot
Just report it
Your profile pic works well with this comment 😂
Jaguar: *Is king of the jungle*
Also Jaguar: *Gets wrecked by a giant blind T-posing pine needle*
As any king should
Then the Otters come along and drown the pinecone.
Hey, it's not like humans can at least they have a chance. If they wanted to kill us we'd put up no fight 🤷🏽♀️
giant anteaters look completely harmless, but I guess the fact that they live in the same territory as jaguars is a good sign that they probably aren't
okay, the zebras are even worse, wtf
Not only were all of your creative death description/euphemisms absolutely brilliant, I am incredibly grateful for the very THOUGHTFUL spider warning you provided. That’s the fist time anyone has done that so THANK YOU!!🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
"It's like choosing invisibility as a superpower but then emptying a clip on someone for accidentally stepping on your foot."
How or why is that so funny??????
That was the most accurate way to describe that situation 😂
Nobody has to explain their sense of humor to you. You're nobody in particular and people can like what they like.
@@Budget_Prepper Read what they wrote again. It was a rhetorical question, meaning they found it funny. There's no reason for ad hominems based on your assumptions.
Ain't that the plot of The Invisible Man? LMAO
I’ve done this like once in H3
“If you ever wonder why a zebra is being an ass it’s because it’s literally in its blood” 🤣🤣🤣
in my language we call zebras :monstrous donkeys. so seems legit
@@MKHB-sz8np Arabic?
Fun fact. Mountain Zebra males will die protect foals that aren’t their own and mothers will leave their babies alone with males. It’s only planes Zebras that try to kill the babies.
@@HayderAbdulridha yup
One thing I’ll always respect casual for is the way he does ads like I can’t even skip them the flow is too good I’m already hooked
7:55 so yeah, even if you saw an evil scientist fist fight against a platypus with a 1900 detective hat to take over the Tristate area, only to get flatlined at an emergency room 10 days later, and it all started with a barb on Perry’s elbow
"God put a face on a feather duster and said let there be life"😂😂😂😂
I love this channel 😂😂😂
My favorite line from this dood
My grandmother had a 'pet' donkey that she let run around her 22 acres of land. It loved people. Enjoyed cuddling. And would do nearly anything you asked for an apple.
I never saw any actual violence from it at all aside from the time one of my uncle's drunken friens punched it and it sent him to the hospital. Totally his fault and no one blamed her.
So I guess there are outliers in every animal.
Donkeys are only threatening if they see you as a threat. Domesticated donkeys normally don't see people as threats, but if you train one for guard duty, you basically have a guided missile against predators.
Hope the asshole that punched it “had” the life he deserved .
Im screaming at 10:00 river dancing donkeys killed me.
@@spinyslasher6586 Especially if you're in wolf or coyote country, donkeys will turn them into mince.
tbf, I think he's talking mostly about wild donkeys
stumbled across the channel like two weeks ago, totally hooked since then and watched all videos by now haha
i really appreciate the donkey content, as a mule owner i know the struggle of people not believing that this babyfaced, longeared plushy can turn from puppy to polar bear within seconds. must admit, here in middle europe donks and mules are rare. people don't get why i don't let their kids near her. that they are extremely intelligent, socially orientated and trainable is awesome, but sometimes only makes it worse because seems to be difficult to understand that only because they are safe for or friendly to one person doesn't necessarily mean they are to others. mine had a bad upbringing, i earned her trust over 13 years now, but i will not test our luck with people who think animals exist just for them to pet them.
I just now came across your animal content. You practically had me in stitches, I was laughing so much. Love your delivery and loved your humor. I’m definitely a new subscriber.
*wife shakes husband awake*: Brian, someone's outside!"
*husband sits bolt upright with a snort* "what, where?"
"In Eeyore's paddock!"
"Oh." *lies back down and rolls over* "I'll call the ambulance in the morning."
He'll call the funeral home in the morning
@@joliebokeh1958 might as well call God while he’s at it and tell him he’s got another one coming up
@@tvheadtomson4748 God had that donkey made just to make sure that asshole wouldn't trespass again.
More like the morgue...
"Because they have poor eyesight, their first response is usually violence." 😆🤣🤣
I have the same reaction for the same reason...
Probably why the elderly are so unpredictable 🤣
@@LuShanna you're my favorite person now 😅
Maybe Jayfeather would’ve been a great warrior after all
@@LuShanna like my grandpa
Brother, as a fan of animals, I LOVE your page... The way you give descriptions have me in tears. 😂😂😂
Keep up the good work. ✊🏽💪🏽
1:55 "God put a face on a feather duster and said let there be life" lol. This guy has the funniest yet accurate descriptions of animals 😆
Donkeys aren't even that small we know them. We often only see the "domesticated" donkeys. The one that live in the wild are as huge as horse.
Or even just the vast difference in breeds like horses, you get miniature to draft sizes.
It’s called a mammoth jack. it’s a different breed of donkey I have one. He’s bigger than all my horses.
I've seen a very large amount of wild donkeys and they were all much smaller than your typical horse breed. The statement that the ones that live in the wild are as huge as horses is incorrect. As someone said above, there are different breeds.
@@esqueue Yes there are different breeds. I just wanted to make the point that they can be big.
when the least dangerous wild animal on an entire continent is the big fucking crocodile
🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
Yea lmfao, he hadn't even mentioned that mf the Box Jellyfish. That thing is practically invisible and the venom is literally painless
@@VegaFic he’s talking about animals you wouldn’t expect
@@sauce0rii to be fair I wouldnt expect an invisible animal neither
@@unknown-cz5gq LMAO
A seriously impressive narration; very creative and totally deadpan. Loved it!
Dude, that kangaroo is frigging JACKED! He looks straight of the yard
I heard a story of a couple who went packing with their donkey. They turned around and realized to later that a mountain lion was coming for them. Suddenly the donkey ran over before it could get to them, grabbed it by the neck, and slammed it into the ground until it was past tense. The donkey then just trotted over to them like nothing happened.
Jesus Christ remind me to never fuck with donkeys
Damn 😂😂😂
Yup ranchers buy donkeys to protect sheep from predators they’re very tough
Bro got connected to gods wifi
W donkey 🐴
To be fair, it’s kind of nice of the ant eaters to even have a “last warning” response
It's a straight up t-pose hahaha
@@mollusckscramp4124 T pose to assert dominance
@@Mernom It's even better because they look like their wearing wife-beater shirts in some videos.
Most animals would just curb stomp you; no warning
They straight up unplug the router
I cant stress how much i like your content, you are bringing the natural world to a whole of people in a way thst hasn't been done before i feel. It's just great
I love how smooth his transitions to ads and back are. It fits perfectly
Zebra in Arabic roughly translates to "savage donkey" and I find that quite an apt description lol.
Yep
الحمار الوحشي
It's more like wild donkey than Savage
That sounds like a good band name:⚡ SAVAGE DONKEY ⚡
"If there is one animal that a donkey won't trust it's anything that looks remotely like a dog"
That video where the donkey laughed at a dog getting shocked by an electric fence got a whole lot funnier.
I just checked it out
Yeah I remember that video, can I get the link pls
@@MAN_FROM_BEYOND thanks
The Uber Eats ad immediately after you said "The reason?" (about the zebra biting off a body part) was hilariously timed
I absolutely LOVE the way you narrate videos!! You truly are SO freaking talented!❤
"Rsvp'ing to the clouds cookout" the creative ways this man has of describing a demise is comedy Gold.
I also liked "will connect you to God's wifi"
@@williamjenkins4913 my favorite is “put in gods recently deleted”
Let's not forget "send your jaw to Jerusalem"
@@williamjenkins4913 Yeah that one cracked me up
As someone who works around horses and donkeys, I can confirm that they are the Pegasus to a Florida Man's Hercules
As a Floridian, yes.
😂😂😂
Oh please, don't give them ideas.
This is the only channel whose ad placements I never skip. The transitions are just silky smooth with the jokes 😂
All the jokes in this video is straight fire 🤣 My bruh needs his own tv show!
I especially LOVE how you mix the streets with the lecturer on the podium in your speaking style. It makes your presentation rich & interesting.... & how you mixed in your advertisement with the ant eater - Well Done! 👏👏👏
I don't get why people dislike his videos he's giving us free education he's the reason I got an A on my biology project and want to be a marine biologist
There are many benefits to being a marine biologist.
@@underscore2736 like what?
@@deadpoolthepsycho_________2428 like dn
@@j0yce422 whats dn :troll:
@@underscore2736 dolphin sex?
"Donkey giving a whole dragon a deep dish treatment makes more sense than you realize." Lmfao I'm dead🤣🤣🤣
Has flashback to Shrek
Dude! Your speeding skills are next level. And if you’re writing your own narratives. You have a serious talent and future in the writing industry. Voice over and audio book is a definite industry you could acquire some serious monetary gain also. Best of luck to you my man.
Always enjoy your videos. They're well organized, thoroughly researched, and concise (you get quickly to the point). Keep up the good work.
To add to donkeys. A man went in a trip through the wilds of California. He had his donkey and was riding his horse. All of a sudden the horse gets spooked and throws the man from the saddle before running off. As he gets up he sees the mountain lion that spooked his horse and thinks, 'this is how I die' His prayers were interrupted however by his donkey who sprinted past the man, into the mountain lion and proceeded to vibe check and murder the cougar with a fury that can only be described as holy and righteous in it's zeal. Even after the mountain lion was dead the donkey would make sure by grabbing it around the neck and hulk smashing it's body to be sure it wouldn't get back up again.
"That'll do Donkey. That'll do."
The cougar failed the vibe check
I am getting a donkey on my farm asap...lol
Donkey is my next pet animal
Wait what
Unironically one of my favorite quotes from this man is
"The reason?....Well if he had one, he didn't tell anybody."
I paraphrase that whenever I share that related Zebra story.
Why and how would thst be ironic
The guy pinned down by the donkey was hollering for Stephen Spielberg to quit filming and help
@@Glenn-F-Rice my great-uncle was messing w/ my great grandfather's donkey when he was like 8 (it was before cars were widespread), the donkey kicked him in the balls, since then he had the voice of a child until the day he died (he did take singing lessons afterwards to take advantage of that)
3:49 no one gonna talk abt that slap?? Or am I hallucinating 💀
HOLY Maqueral! You have the gift of gab my friend!! I rarely hear anybody who can be so quick, fast and articulate at the same time, and look so dang relaxed doing it! AND,... bonus! You are funny as heck with your depictions. You have a gift my friend! You have just earned yourself a new subscriber and,... I wish you every success. 🙃😉😊
God’s got a cruel sense of humor for making the most dangerous animals on the planet the ones that DON’T eat meat.
@@karine3126 ayo bro you did this twice on the same comment lmao
Almost as if the one that get hunted the most develop some lucky event Wich proceeds to help them survive beter while everyone is hunting them continually. Yeah, if you look at a design perspective this being must be cruel but it's more cause and effect untill it works is close enough and sticks around 😉
@@rowanheart8122
Broken script
lmao
I mean these aren't the most dangerous, just the most dangerous that you don't expect. Top 3 is mosquitoes, humans, and snakes, in that order. Then we've got dogs, freshwater snails, tse-tse flies, and assassin bugs. Scorpions, roundworms, and tapeworms round out the top 10. 4 of the top 10 kill us with parasite diseases, and another two of them are parasites themselves.
Reasons why Caiman are literally Vegeta
-Short
-Angry
-Despite how strong it is, it get clapped by every named op in the same area code.
*_Bruh, why you gotta do my homie like that?_* 😢
Lool
8:23 along wit the fact that they look like a rock makes that overkill
I love that an anteater will straight T-pose on you.
"Donkeys are just honeybadger horses and you can't change my mind about it." Yup. I've thought exactly the same thing since I found out some farmers don't bother with guard dogs and just put a donkey or two in with their livestock to keep coyotes away. Haven't looked at them the same way since.
My great-aunt had a guard donkey for her farm. Simon was sweet as a pie _if_ he liked you.
They also seem to like the docile herd animals. So that's neat
I'm honestly convinced that this man has written a whole book of death analogies.
“Donkeys are hood horses”. Lol!!!!
Excellent video and your wit and humor is wonderfully entertaining. Thank you.
One of the fun things with the English language is how many different ways you can find to describe things. This dude takes it to a whole new level. Must have grown up with a dictionary in one hand and a thesaurus in the other.
Indeed, hearing him find new ways to describe being killed is oddly a highlight of these videos.
great delivery too. Seems well prepared and well researched.
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The english vocabulary is not very diverse actually. Compare it to let us say corean, portuguese or german
@@caraculo1077 Basic English, yes. But what separates English is its highly fluid use of slang and idioms, i.e., different ways to convey the same thought.
Go listen to someone from inner city Baltimore, New York Italians, the rural south, the northern Midwest, and then Southern California, and a non native speaker might swear none of them are even speaking the same language.
That’s what happens when you put all types of cultures from around the world together in one massive country. The language will naturally become highly diverse, due to so many different cultures putting their own spin on the language.
@@Fermion. Not really. Spanish and Portuguese for example can express the same meaning trough verbal periphrases in like 20 ways or so.
The name “Casual Geographic” really describes this man
He casually describes both good and bad animals and how they can murk you all while being emotionless.
Apparently his channel used to be called "Hood Nature"
@@TheGuardDuck and that name was better
I do understand why he changed it though
@@debban6397 Why did he change it? was he losing revenue?
@@ShadowIsatis He let his veteran subscribers vote for a name. Either the name would be more funny, or he would gain more revenue. In the end we wanted him to be more successful, so now his channel is named something more advertiser friendly.
Your show is becoming more and more addictive. The commentary is gold and the information is priceless.
We gotta talk about how smoothe his transitions to his sponsored "commercials" are. You never know when hes gonna slide it in, and it always blends in with the animal facts 😂. Perfect. I used to play him in the background during class so my students had some background noise while they worked, to keep them from talking.... Worked every time❤
This guy has more humor than most "comedy" movies released today
Truth
Humor is subjective
@@thirtythreeyears Humor is subjective
@@thirtythreeyears not sure where you got that statistic. But I agree those particular comedians are pretty unfunny
@@thirtythreeyears which comedian exactly complains about cancel culture? Last time I checked the majority of „comedians” today are a part of cancel culture
Extra fun donkey fact, Back in the old days the Amish would "break" a bull by tieing him to a donkey and then putting them in the same pen together. If the bull tries to run away but the donkey ain't having it, he won't budge; and if he gets mad and tries to charge the donkey then he gets the lightning kick to the head. Apparently after a few of those the bull figures out how to just chill and eat the grass.
Bull: I fear no man..but...that thing...it scares me
literally stockholm syndromed the bull to just sit there and eat his food 💀
dayum
The dude getting stomped by the donkey had some "real" homies!😂😂😂😂😂
This guy is probably the best narrator on the planet of any subject. Why is his voice not in movies I don't know.
Why is this guy's voice not narrating almost every commercial on the planet I do not know.
Somebody find this guy put him in movies give him all of the speaking roles and pay him!!!!!!!!!!!
"Why aren't horses murderous?" First: because they're pack animals, like he said. But also: there's literally nothing that can catch up to a horse at top speed. "But what about wolves, they can exhaust the horse" Yes, wolves are some of the greatest long distance runners. But guess what bitch, so are horses. Horses are actually the only animal except for us primates that have evolved sweat as their primary cooling mechanism. And they're faster than dogs
Horses aren't murderous but you still do not want to be kicked by them.
Maybe you are lucky and won't die or break bones, but they are very well able to f you up with one kick.
And then there are war horses.
War horses were stocky AF, and strong as hell (They carried a knight in plate and its own barding).
Their personalities were. Don't approach them.
@@Giganfan2k1 Horse hardware with donkey software.
@@TarisLuna
I mean, a kick doesn't have to be likely to break bones for people to want to avoid it
Horses definitely aren’t murderous, but a good potion of ponies are. I work at a horse rescue and a good portion of our ponies are like chihuahuas.
I have learned many things about animals. Now, I have a 2% buff to my survival rate.
“Your survival rate has increased to 2%. Congratulations.”
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The OSRS soundtracks you constantly put in your videos are probably 50% the reason I watch your videos
Bro you’re awesome!! The puns and style of description you come up with is undefeated ❤️😂😂
Donkeys are basically Napolean horses, underrated and humiliated but turned out to be more OverPowered and PissedOff then expected.
Yeah, he really got fucked due to a lot of issues that basically didn't even had to do with him.....all the political unstablity that got him into power also backstabed him while he was conquering, the irony.
In northern Brazil, donkeys are a cultural patrimony because they can withstand the heat, drought and lack of food way better than any horse. the folklore depiction of a northern brazilian will always be in the back of a donkey.
Didn't Don Quixote have a donkey for a steed?
@@johnnygyro2295 Nope, that was his "squire", Sancho Panza. Don Quijote rode on an old, skinny horse called Rocinante.
@@KlavierMenn Jesus alse rided a Donkey
I want a tier list of African animals from this man. That would be glorious.
Everything will be a dangerous menace to society with the S tier comprising of Africa’s murder whale with legs and elephants, with competition in A and B tiers, and then the poor Cheeta will be left in F tier.
Hippos would be S Tier hands down
1 human. We all came from africa baby
He mentioned "rsvp-ing" when talking about venomous animals,what exactly is that?
TeirZoo
Casual is one of the most entertainingly informative tubers. Respect.