10 Horrible Ways Animals Can End You
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Mans said more Halloween content as if his regular shit isn’t disturbing enough 💀
Tbh, mother nature is a very misinterpreted version of life.
Even mothers aren't that great in like 80% of species.
True
@DEMEZ,,,,,,, 👇😍 weirdo
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@@datzfatz2368 I've noticed and it's really fucking weird lol
This man knows more synonyms for "will kill you" than anyone else on youtube.
I've adopted
"Ending your life subscription" as a personal favorite...
Not be an asshat, but they’re metaphor (sometimes ppl wanna know these things)
Being "removed from the census" is my new go-to. 🤣
"having your soul divorced from your body" has been a preferred one for me
@@fillequixote bestie, ryan thompson didn't say "simile" they said "synonym"
a synonym is a word for a word or phrase that is similar to or has the same meaning as another word
for example, kill is a synonym for murder
Growing up in Australia we (most of us anyway) are taught very early not to touch anything unless someone else shows you how and that its safe, also never go into an area you havent been before without finding out the dangers first and how to mitigate them as much as possible. Ive litterally broken up with partners because I didnt want to witness their death, I like remote camping and stupidity isn't tolerated by the aussie wilderness. My back hurts from tensing up every time you showed photos of people holding blue rings.
LOL don't you love living in a country that even if the public was armed that it is the least of your worries! DROP BEARS, run for your f'ing life! G'Day from w.a.
@@stretchlindsay3547 yeah nah people are garbage and prone to stupidity and violence which is why most of the developed world restricts access to guns and that unlike the usa that where schools get shot up every week has taken mass shootings off the board, but people still kill more people round the world than every other animal combined
Oh dear god, people actually hold blue ringed octopi? Jesus Christ, there is no hope for the human race…
@@stretchlindsay3547huh
@@stretchlindsay3547 I'd say that country is the reason it should be armed.
Apologies if this is weird its cool to see someone my age doing really well researched list-style videos with well-written scripts that make me nose exhale, for once. You and Lindsay Nicole have this corner of youtube on lock.
Yeah they are pretty good at what they are doing
Not weird at all. It's a confidence booster, to me.
Don't forget TierZoo
@@Xunkun maybe i will maybe i won't
Well Researched? He parrot'd the global warming myth vs polar bears. That's pure political money scam, polar bears are doing better than ever due to the limiting of hunting by inuit populations and global warming hasn't been happening for a few decades which is why they re branded the scam to " climate change ". It's about as well researched as narrating a wikipedia page.
For bears:
When it’s black fight back
When it’s brown, get on the ground
When it’s white, you bout to see the light
Fighting back dosen't work against Sloth Bears... After they attack, you won't be seeing anything bcoz they go straight for face...
@@part-timebrock1126 This is North America rules. The rules for other places might be different.
Probably the same in Europe and North Asia. You won't see white bears at all in India.
If you see any bear in Africa get out your camera you just found a cryptid.
@@part-timebrock1126 they got a little white, it's an honorary membership.
when it’s white, say goodnight
@@part-timebrock1126 when it’s sloth, your face is broth
I knew a guy who went on an African Safari. He told me that when he got there, the guide told them to stay in the trucks regardless of what happens. Someone raised their hand and said "because of lions, right?" The guide straight up laughed and said "no, lions run. Hyenas chase."
Lol or literally any other wild animal the tour could come across 🤣
Honestly anything in the Savannah could violate you except cheetahs pretty much
@@aduckingod5328 yeah but knowing me I wouldn't want to cause a fuss so I'd just be like "oh, you want to eat me? Well, as much as I disagree with this, I'm not one for confrontation, so I suppose if you absolutely must eat me, then so be it."
@@mcfearson1391 I’m an animal lover so my last words would probably be something like, “Okayyyy but just ONE bite!”
@@eileensnow6153 That ONE bite ends up being enough to swallow you whole xD
The picture of the emaciated polar bear you used was actually from a documentary on polar bears, and was the sister who didn’t learn to hunt early so she struggled later for it when her brother who was honing his hunting skills long before she even tried had no problem finding food for himself. She didn’t make it long after she was filmed in that state but her brother was much healthier than her thanks to his ability to hunt better than her and was found doing quite well as he aged.
😢 that’s actually heartbreaking though.
@@kuroe-chan5190 Sad, but it's what happens to animals that don't learn the way of the hunt. It's not instinct so much as a learned skill.
Yeah, the global warming bear story has been debunked.
What a sad situation 😔 I know that not all animals make it in the wild but it's still really heartbreaking to see. Do you know why she struggled to learn or be taught? Like could she just not get the hang of it for no real obvious reason or were there's other factors that caused problems?
@@Nodeal757 I found the documentary again, it’s “two polar bear siblings struggle to survive” on free documentary nature on YT. From the commentary of the narrator and from watching it again it really does look like sister bear just enjoyed playing too much and didn’t put in enough effort to learn hunting so she didn’t make it. It is sad regardless, anyone who doesn’t think an animal (edit)*dying is sad is a big red flag to me. But it’s harsh being on your own. Nature has no participation trophies.
“If it’s white like the president, you finna get heaven sent” is the best quote I have ever heard regarding bear safety EVER
"The only thing your family will have left to bury are memories"
That was disturbingly poetic.
Right lol
idk how this dude keeps coming up with these
Why you ruined me more
@@travisglatthar2488 ? Wdyem
Hey, I knew you from One Piece chapter reaction lol
"Hyenas never get tired" which means that their depiction in the game Conan Exiles was accurate. As they will just keep chasing you unless you jump off a cliff or climb up one. And sometimes they'll still find a way to get to you.
They chase you really far, but they do actually go back to their spawn in the game.
Cannon they chase you so I often try find other animals to eat them when I was early in game
I think that's just serendipity. Hyenas aren't the only persistent buggers in that game, no?
Too real 😂😂
Couldnt agree more
"Subscribe or I'll assume you have worms" is the most hilarious and threatening 'please subscribe' request I've ever heard of. 😂 Love your work. Keep it up 😊
This guy made me realize that getting stranded in places with armed conflict can give you higher chances of survival than the wilderness.
Such is humanity's weakness as a species. Without our intelligence and tools, we are nothing.
@adrammelechthewroth6511
That what make us different from other species
Humans are smart and adopting
Those tools we use count for us
@adrammelechthewroth6511
That what make us different from other species
Humans are smart and adopting
Those tools we use count for us
Any animal that intentionally attacks your privates first is truly evil
Both that and genius
#1 they are scary
Lmaoo
Yeah. That’s straight up bs.
So most intelligent animals are evil, coz most intelligent animals know what will end a rivals ability to continue its bloodline
“If a clan of Hyenas is your series finale then the only thing your family will have left to bury is memories.”
- Casual Geograpic
He just so casually says that, not even phased
Such a fucking raw line, made me do a double take IRL, jfc
@@avi9147 his username checks out
I hate hyenas. They were complicit in Scar's rule of terror. Simba got screwed man. Simba screwed Simba no I'm not buying that not one bit
I love hyenas their my fave animal.. 🥲 (Honestly I only like em because of adopt me LOL-)
i went on a tour of the komodo islands, it’s very cool actually. the dive sites are the reason i went but seeing the incredible ancient creatures is genuinely one of the coolest experiences i’ve ever had.
Komodo dragons are so badass.
@@adrammelechthewroth6511 they surely are!
@@adrammelechthewroth6511 komodo dragons would BEAT my ass.
Any animal that lived through the Jurassic era definitely is
This man is going places in life! He has a unique niche and is killing it! Love your videos!
Polar bears are the best example of "looks can be deceiving"
It looks so adorable but it's actually deadly af
CZcams is on your side my guy
Oh yeah, that’s just the definition of bear XD
Hello again Mr. Mustache
Better put a reply before this blows up .
Lil slamp
Even when there isn't enough food for the whole pack, african wild dogs will still always let the pups eat first. They don't really care if they don't get to eat for a few days or if they have to live off scraps as long as the pups stay well fed. They really are one of my favourite animals. They're also one of the few animals that been found actually mourning the loss of a pack member
That’s the thing that makes me sad about it too. They’re so amazing, yet they’re critically endangered. It’s getting a bit better, but for such amazing animals it’s very sad.
My favorite African animal…like wolves in this country they are considered pests. They are slowly coming but are still in great trouble.
The only good part about them is you get to see a cute dog as you get mauled to death... cursed dogs...
That's really cool, it shows some level of understanding about how future generations are so important.
Lions do the same too. The lead lioness often wont eat if the pride is hungry. Males eat first if they are around but cubs get priority. Lionesses will rebel against the pride males during take over and break away from a pride or die just of the chance her cub may live.
Motherhood in the animal kingdom is amazing.
Honestly, who needs horror movies when this guy has a CZcams channel? The shining has nothing compared to the horror. This guy explains to you in a daily basis, in the most monotone and chill way possible.
And it's all real. That's the best part.
Can we all agree that this channel is a stroke of educational, entertainment and social media genius? That clip with the hyena goin for the "family jewels" was .... (whew!) ... well .... sobering.
Well, he ain't lying when he said every male will feel that and oh my I did cover my bumbersack like how racoons hold their food when that footage shows up
I ain't even a dude and that made me feel something
The Sloth Bear’s floppy face somehow makes it even creepier.
Sloth bears look like fursuits.
Exactly.
@@Fanimati0n 😭 oh come on now maybe some crusty one made by a 12 yr old in the 90s
This is Baloo The Bear if he was in Friday The 13th
Reminds me a little of the Blood-starved Beast from Bloodborne.
Someone hire this man for a documentary, I guarantee you, as traumatizing as it might be, I'd definitely flash back to 1st grade where I was excited to learn about animals.
I doubt they'd let him do his jokes
His commentary makes his the only animal channel I've subscribed to.
Its like Snoop Dogg reacts to Nat. Geo. meets David Attenbourgh.
Now if you get the blue check , we gotta see you crip walk like a deranged coconut spider was chasing you
Yes bro
As a South African who grew up spending time in nature and on school trips and going on safari holidays and just grew up awarebof the native wildlife...
My biggest irrational fear isnt getting stuck in the bush with a lion. Its getting stuck in the bush with hyenas or wild dogs. Because you arent getting out of that situation.
That first photo of the Cape Buffalo just says "I see you, I hate you for no good reason and I'm about to Riverdance on your crushed, twitching corpse"
A Cape Buffalo Liam Neeson on the phone says =
"if you actually enjoyed this video first of all you're a psychopath but also give me money" this man understands business
Lmaooo
I'm a psychopath! lol
This video deeply disturbed me…
Honesty is good for long term business
He aint wrong lmao 😭💀
Random Angel: "Hey god, don't you think you went a bit overboard this time?"
God after creating the ten animals on this list: "No, why?"
LOL
Right
Lol
Nah bro, it do be like that.
😂😂😂😂
Giant Petrols
"I like ya, and wants ya. Now we can do this the easy way, or the hard way. The choice is yours."
"Anything that tries this hard to be seen is probaply more toxic than the future. This goes for Octopus and People."
You really have a way with words, this statement is spot on.
And Future! He's mentioning the artist Future. Just saying
The rapper future not"the future"
No hes talking about "Future" in the future
he's talking about Future
@@2CanSam1000 no he's talking about the future tense
Fun Fact: Cape buffalo tend to not die even if u shoot them vitally with an elephant rifle. They get a ridiculous burst of adrenaline after being shot so it's basically like dealing with a 1 ton methhead.
lmfao thats terrifying
He gonna hit you to an instant overdose all the way up to heaven
There used to be a specialty gun for cape buffalo called a 4 bore. Essentially a smoothbore rifle; that was comparable to a 4 gauge shotgun, that shot a projectile the size of a steel ball bearing.
Really glad to see the murdercow get the recognition it deserves. All you ever hear about is goddamn hippos. There's a reason hippos aren't a part of the big 5. For a big game hunter, a hippo is only really good for being bait to catch a lion or leopard. Hippos are cowards against anything that can actually fight back. Cape buffalo don't care, they'll fuckin' fight you. They'll attack anything from armored trucks to elephants. They don't tend to win these fights, but it doesn't matter. They're hateful enough to pick fights they can't win just because fuck you.
Australia thinks they have scary wildlife. LOL. Africa has COWS that are one of the most dangerous animals on the planet.
@@thehelmethead4883 a 4 bore isn't necessarily a speciality for cape buffalo, it was also fairly commonly used for wildfowling in the UK.
I’m new here. Only ever watched David Attenborough, I live in London. But omg I love this!!! I love that you haven’t code switched and still got people laughing and learning. I love it here. A whole fan. ❤
And, about those cape buffalo - I' was told that once they've marked you for death, they can use their tails to flick urine into your eyes, effectively blinding you before moving in for the kill. I also heard about a hunter who wounded one that turned around and chased the guy up a tree. The tree was very small, though, so the man couldn't go very high and his bare leg (he was wearing shorts) hung down far enough to where the buff could lick it. Their tongues, apparently, are rougher than lions'. The buffalo licked all the skin off the man's leg until he bled to death. They found him still in the tree, with one of his legs reduced to sheer bone.
Fun fact about the blue ring octopus when handling it, if the rings aren't vibrant, it's not feeling overly threatened. One those rings are bright, you'd better leave them alone cause that's the only warning you've got before they bite
Why would you handle a blue ring octopus
Marine biology usually (source: aspiring marine bio student)
@@giyuken7216 why not
@@axorandom well if you have a death wish
@@aeiztaloraezi7687 you can study them without being suicidal
We can study the most brute force homicidal animals on the planet
But we really about to do the opposite with one of the most venomous creatures on the planet that can kill you without mauling you
Cut the shit
“What could possibly be worse than that? Well…”
*Barbie ad plays*
Beautiful timing lol
I'm a Killer Girl
In a killers world
Life Is torture
There's no future
He ain’t wrong
@@dltr4730 come on torture
Let me die
Nom nom nom no
Come on torture
Let me die
Mmmmm Mmmmm
What could possibly be worse than that??? Listening to them laugh at you before they rip you apart.
I got Ashley home store 😂
"Lizzard Liam Neison".
😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
You content is enlightening.
Your voice is soothing and yet common.
Your humor is stellar. ❤❤❤
Love your delivery + content. Learning made differently refreshing. Info. Humor & the delivery is a great mix. Especially for my Junior High students with discussion after the video. Thanks. It is keeping them engaged. Much more interested in the animal world. Ideas of Conservation is where the conversation ends.
African Wild Dogs have an interesting hunting technique. So while the whole pack is chasing the prey, there will be some in the front right up on the animal, while several others hang back. Then when the ones in the front get tired, they will slow down to regain energy, and allow the ones in the back to push forward. It’s awesome.
Yeah thats incredibly Insidious
Play smarter, not harder.
Chimps have this hunting technique too, they use this skill to hunt monkeys.
That is, if the chase goes long enough for them to even get a bit tired.
Yeah awesome unless you're the one being chased by african wild dogs.🤪😱🤨🤔🧐
My toxic trait is thinking I could survive animal encounters in the wild & I most definitely need a video like this to humble me.
You never know how weak humans are till you see something MUUUUUUUCH stronger
@@vehicular-manslaughter humans aren't weak dummy, we are the top of food chain.
@@simplyrohith2163 We are pretty weak, us humans don't have much bite force and muscle strength. We are actually fit, wich means that we have more stamina, this is because of an ability called sweating. Sweating cools us off whilst running, because of that we can last longer running. Humans are very smart, spears and fire made us one of the most dangerous species alive of course. We're also omnivores, so when we couldn't find prey we would just eat fruits. Those are the reasons that we are on the top of the food chain, so even if we were weak, we still overcame every obstacle.
@@simplyrohith2163 a 16kg doberman can kill a 60kg UFC fighter; humans aren't as agile nor have the same power to weight ratio as other animals
@@suitedtomato1106 trust me I know more about humans and animals than you guess. You don't need bite force, 3inch dik to feel dominant. Pair of thumbs, eq of 7, Exceptional senses, that's it
The sloth bear is smaller and therefore potential prey for the strong and dangerous animals around it, and because of that, it compensates by being extremely aggressive and using hyperviolence to keep itself safe?
Sounds like every Joe Pesci character
0:52- I can Not stop laughing threw this whole video, I'm still stuck on when you said "can run more then your mental health can handle"😆🙌🏼🤣👍🏼
That was some Funny ass s*** right their man 🤙🏼😆👏🏼🤣🙌🏼
Not only do you start bleeding after the Komodo dragons bite, another plus is that as you run away dripping with blood, it smells it to find you after you've slowed down from the bacteria in your system.
Literally you can't run or hide after a bite.
I'll always remember that old footage (some of it shown in this video) where the Komodo dragon bites the water buffalo (?) and tracks it while it waits to die. How awful would it be to have this gaping, festering wound in your leg and have a couple of dragons just following you around for days and days on end, constantly pestering and taunting you, keeping their distance but occasionally nipping at your heels like "Haha sucka, you gonna die!" while you're just trying to walk away and live another day?
@@sluttymctits4496 ya komodo dragons as casual geographic said r deathly underrated I'd rather get put out by a shark over them aleast that sht can take 1 to 30 seconds unlike with them that will follow you for days on end constantly looming over you as stress and fear eats at ur sanity
@@thebeyonder4146 i'd rather be done with a gunshot to the head or death from high fall than dying by ANY animal period
The reason ive always been scared if them, like when one came near the glass in the zoo i was kinda scared. Just a small layer of gladd between me and that demon.
So all komodo dragons are crazy exes.
Good tuh know
I can’t wait so see how CG makes me reluctant to sleep at night this time!
Mndiaye is very good at keeping you awake
His videos are good and satisfying i fall asleep to them lol
28 STAB WOUNDS
Love how he said we should drink water at the end when earlier he said u can get worms from that
Pusboi
I watch this right now while falling asleep cuz this is less cruel than whats going on
“If you enjoy-first of all your a psychopath” HAD ME DYING😂
I've never laughed so much before.
Your funny yet morbid comments throughout the killer list are killing me 😂
As a person who has never been in contact with hippos, I find your advices extremely helpful as I fear the chills might hit me when I see one.
I misread that and missed the word "the" before chills and thought you meant the funny countdown voice guy would come for you and my reaction was "understandable, have a nice day"
Basically there will be lots of biting and chomping going on
Chills? When I see one, they'll be in my rearview before my visual cortex can identify it.
I've seen too much about those fat grey terminators with an underbite and the worst attitude in the animal kingdom.
@@sriracha_sauce NUMBER 15: BURGER KING FOOT LETTUCE
If a hippo comes after me he just gonna have to catch these hands.
I’m surprised he didn’t make a video about Komodo dragons. The way they eat you alive is horrifying. 😳
The largest lizards on earth, and they are venomous. Terrifying.
They eat you alive? I thought they have that poisen that is basicly a infection on steroids.
True
@@MilloSpiegel they eat you alive and it a creepy fact
Lions and tigers can also eat you alive too
Animals doing Mortal Kombat finishers on each other is a wild subgenre.
I love your unique approach as you share facts that people need to be aware of.
Simba: "But dad, don't we eat the antelope?"
Mufasa: "Yes, son; but we get gored by cave-buffalo, out-numbered/run/bit by hyenas, mauled by honey-badgers and don't even get me started on the hippopotamus"
And so we are all connected in the great circle of life
Eveeybody dies from the Badger even the immortal Thaipan
No one:
Honey badgers: *_”NI-“_*
Well... there's always the gnu. So that's something.
Right?
"Cape" not "Cave". Funny comment though I can totally here Mufasa saying that
*_"A gang of Flying Booty Bandits"_*
That description alone is enough to make you sleep with one eye open.
That's a great band name, though I don't know what genre of music they'd play.
@@zadtheinhaler Probably dubstep
Exactly 😂
Petrols be like: “I likes ya and I wants ya, now we can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way. The choice is yours”
... so you can make sure your brown eye stay's closed.
The video of the lady holding the octopus was by far the wildest thing in this.
I would love this guys as my history teacher. He has a sense of humor but seriousness in his statements.
This guy needs to voice a nat geo documentary, I’d literally pay to watch it
NATGEO HIRE HIM
*cough* he has a patreon if you wanna show him support *cough*
Imagine David Attenborough talking like him. That would either be amazing or amazingly cringe.
Better than Morgan Freeman 🤔 Like Morgan Freeman, but funny (?)
The words are all here, just not sure about the order...
"If you have a pulse, they'll find a reason to hate you"
So hippos are basically Karens 🤣👌
I'm glad he put hippos so high on the list. I hate them, they make my sleep paralysis demons seem fking precious. I don't know why people think they are a cutesy harmless animal.
Weigh slightly less than the average Karen tho
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT
Hippos have the power to back it up
Hahahaha you said Karen 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 so original
Simple Buffalo Proverb:
“It eats grass, and kicks ass”
You’re channel is awesome and very inspiring! I just spent 3 hours watching your videos… Spent and not waisted! Enjoying every single video.
I have learnt more from this guy than any wildlife series. Love his unique style of narrating.
This dude is the future of nature programming. I think he deserves a full production budget.
If I ever make videos on CZcams, I would start to talk like him
*which right now, I’m too poor to afford*
And he put Mrs.Kipling first so extra points for that
I like the little mic though 😂
Would he go outside to observe these animals? Lol. If he did, he could have a series called Hood Nature: Out in the Hood 😆🙏
Stfu kiss ass. Simple edits with decent commentary and you’re gay for the guy. I bet you’re secretly racist too. Jerk.
It’s funny that humans have the same hunting strategy as African wild dogs, run until the prey gets exhausted. We are made to run miles and miles without getting tired.
But we have evolved from that point my dude , can't even climb stairs.
@@vinay2004p lol yeah
we used to be two legged hunting machines to people that can't even climb stairs
@@vinay2004p i mean we still could, it's just our way of lifestyle which prevents us. Professional sport athletes for example
Yessiree.. persistence hunting
@@vinay2004p We have not evolved from that point actually. It'll take a lot longer still for that to no longer be a thing for us. its just the average lifestyles people have are absolute garbage. only the people who legit care about their fitness and cardio at this point can do it because they're reconditioned to do it. people being able to run marathons should not be amazing to us, before we got fat and lazy as a species that was EVERY DAY for EVERYONE.
I Love these videos! Your deadpan delivery and original terms for ways animals will kill you can always calm and relax me after seeing the insanity going on in my country. I also love learning things about wildlife and nature.
I haven't watched any of your "If you haven'y smiled yet today" videos, as I have been saving them for when needed. Tonight I will watch the first one... It's been that kind of day.
Please keep up your impeccible work and vidoes!
You're the best, man. I'd trade all the ours I spent watching filler documentaries on TV for your videos. None of that old bs had me prepared for the gruesome reality of nature as your videos do.
Welcome to another episode of “what will CG say to avoid using the world kill”
You could almost make a drinking game out of it.
1 shot if he says "Past Tense"
3 shots if he says "Put you on a shirt"
10 shots if he said “Turn you into a pack”.
"Take you off the census."
"Make you a hashtag"
"Asking to see god"
“Top tiers like lions”
My man watches Tierzoo. Mad respect
Wondering if they'd ever do a collab. Vastly different vibes between the two of em, but the same knowledge of how absolutely disrespectful mother nature is
Yooooooo
@@tessabakker662 They did do a collab. There's a video from 5 months ago about sloths.
@@Tequila72 well, the phrase "game of life" has been around for centuries. TierZoo just is the first to actually put it into numbers, and it's great!
Lion wins
This is my first time viewing one of your videos, instantly hooked. Very knowledgeable, great personality, cute. But the best part, the very unique way you tell the story. I would love to hear you narrative horror. Great voice!
Like how clear and concise your videos are. Solid, keep it up bro
I feel like David Attenburg and snoop dog both trained this young fella in the fine art of verbal linguistics.
Well done.
I didn’t realize Snoop Dogg actually had this extensive a vocabulary.
I can listen to this guy narrating every historical/nature documentary for days
*Attenborough. Other than that, your comment is right on.
@Fmart Why doesn’t this have more recognition?
Vivian V because he picked a random rapper and not a lyricist like Nas or Em
This video is really affirming my belief that I should keep myself out the damn water
Same. If I played Subnautica in real life, I would most likely go insane and die of the bacteria instead of setting one toe past 200 meters.
I stay out of water that I can't see through or purify.
Smart Move!!
It’s worth the risk. I’ve been swimming in the ocean, usually at sunset or at night, for 20 years. It gives u something that’s hard to explain.
The beach is where I will stay....no more boats and subs
"Subscribe or I'm just gonna assume you have worms"😂😂❤
dude thank you for your content. the way you word things is absolutely amazing!! Thank you!!
Let's just take a moment to appreciate the mad lad picking up the Komodo dragon and giving it a big ol hug. I will say as an aside, monitor lizards are wildly smart, and with proper rewarding interactions some species can become quite tame and even affectionate with humans. If you put in the work, some species make wonderful companions.
My dude I fucking love monitor lizards. And I find Komodo dragons to be cute with their beady eyes and stubby legs fight me
Pls no. :)
16:18
Their brain is as big as a German Shepherd's; so they are intelligent and laid back enough to be tame and trainable.
For my very first presentation in school, I chose Komodo Dragons & made a big diorama. Some girl called them gross & I kicked her. Not my proudest moment, but... Also not my absolute worst moment. 😆🤣
*"Serial Killers on Duracell".* Is my new favourite quote.
What's amazing is that he never stops coming up with new ones. This guy is a fountain of new images and phrases.
@@jamallabarge2665 He is the human metaphor...Him and the walking Thesaurus would make a great team
Do you write every line of this? It makes me laugh more than most stand up comedians. Bar after bar of hilarious writing.
Yo, I love how you describe each encounter! ❤️🤣 It's always a pleasure to watch your videos, and thank you! 😊
"’If you actually enjoyed this video.. first of all you’re a psychopath" LMFAO YOU DID ME DIRTY
I enjoyed this while my legs been parylized..... Its cool but now i need a therapist
The Blue Ring octopus doesn't seem _so bad in comparison_ - does it eat you while you're *still alive* …
No,
it doesn't even eat you. And it won't even hunt you and chase you down.
You'll just have to spend some uncomfortable time on a ventilator - and it's not like _those_ are currently in short supply due to high demand …
…
Oh.
while i will say it is a less painful death compared to the rest, imagine swimming or surfing in the ocean and then you just cant move, you fall underwater, you cant breathe ,move or scream as you sink into the depths of the ocean helpless, waiting to pass out from lack of oxygen, never even knowing what happened. Its scary stuff
@@bobbyy2495 the worst nightmare for a person with thalassophobia
@@bobbyy2495 They are not out in the ocean far off I think, probably stick to small rivers or lakes, I am not sure though look it up.
Love your videos man! The way you break things down and your overall attitude allow you to convey educational information and interesting tidbits in a way that not only holds your attention but is WILDLY entertaining! Thanks for taking the time to make these videos like and put a smile on some faces. 😂
I really love your videos. You’re a combination of humor and facts is extremely enjoyable. Keep up the good work.
"If you actually enjoyed this video, first of all you're a psychopath"
As always this man is spittin straight facts lol
Everybody enjoyed the video it was intresting... Its just nobody's gonna go out in a while
@@nekotempest5157 I mean, at least you'd have an interesting story in the afterlife. Well unless of course you raised your killer :T
And im gonna demonstrate it there
Guess Im a psyco
I feel weird enjoying learning about this but it's morbidly fascinating the way true crime is... Don't worry, I'm not one of the weird ones, I just find the psychology aspect interesting.
Sher Khan: "I fear no Man, but that-"
*looks at Baloo*
Sher Khan: "that scares me.."
Tigers still considerate sloth ans asian black bear as a potential prey
Just that instead of horn and hoove on a 100-1000 kg muscular deer/buffalo/gaur/Boar
It's a medium sized hyperaggressive bear with theeths and claws
@@deinsilverdrac8695 they only get the drop on them with ambush. Sloth bears are known to disfigure tigers.
“If it’s white like the president, you’re about to be heaven sent” 😂😂😂 instant sub!
I just love your content and the way you present it please keep making these they really are great. Thank you
All while the penguin is alive and fighting for his life and the sanctity of his booty. He Lost both😂😂
This guy deserves a medal
I did a spit take at that one!
Fuckin BRILLIANT .
🥴🤣🤣🤣
He got jumped by the booty bandits 😂
Only in Australia would you find a guy holding a Komodo dragon as if it's a puppy
Ah yes, a typical Australian Doggo.
It still amazes me that some of the most dangerous reptiles can be trained and are even capable of compassion.
I’m pretty sure that was a picture of a much more dislike species of monitor Lizard. It was a Nile monitor but even relatively tame ones can give a serious bite.
@@mckatelynchristensen it’s essentially a monitor lizard on strong ass steroids
You do know that the komodo dragons AREN'T from Australia right.....
I just found your channel and I love it. You do a great job. I have to say, that I watch more channels like yours, than movies.
Thanks a lot.
Dude your style is like none other!!! Never heard anyone as unique as you bro!!! Kickass
The "moose steppin on nutsack" statement really got to me because I've recently been researching Alaskan wildlife for a Fallout campaign I'm building and this, naturally, led me to the moose, and I've been learning about moose (among other animals) and I now know how terrifying they are!
How is it going?
The campaign I mean
You may think you now how terrifying they are, but the moment you're up close and personal you will understand it. Thing is they are huge. Yes. yes I know you've read that already and seen the videos. But being physically close to one really brings it home. You are not at the apex when a moose is staring you down from a few feet. Even if you have a gun you will know you are not the one in control of this situation, and if your weapon of choice is a camera you will probably forget about it the moment you realize just how insignificant you are to this wall of muscles that is staring at you while deciding if you are better of as a smear on the ground or if it has something better to do with it's time...
So moose are best viewed from a distance, and then they can be appreciated for what they are, but you do not get the full experience...
Are you using the new Fallout TTRPG book for the campaign?
@@Sinlessdoor campaign hasn’t started, I’m still working on the setting
This channel is so good. I used to be a guide/educator at a zoo facility. I have a Biology and Theatre degree so I was a natural at speaking to the public about animals. (I don't like bragging, but I want my compliment to mean as much as possible). It can be very difficult to educate people about animals. There's a ton of misinformation out there, people's attention spans can be shockingly short. Also, a lot of people want to believe that nature is way nicer/less cruel than it really is, and can become angry when that belief is challenged. This is frustrating because a lot of times the things we need to teach the general public are uncomfortable facts. The point of this is that I'm absolutely stunned at how great this channel is. He makes it look so much easier than it is. He has a very fun and interesting way of presenting the raw reality of nature. I wanted to send this as a private message so I could compliment (Just realized I don't know the gentleman's name) him on his talent, but I'm over 40 and don't know how to do that. LOL. I hope he is able to continue doing this work for a long time, maybe even get a Netflix deal. Great Job, Man!
Wow 😂
Congrats to you wow
In the wild, Herbivore means it USUALLY doesn't eat animals. Because every farm kid has seen a horse or cow just fucking nom on a small bird or rodent
1000% !!!
"But, he's so cuuuuttte ...!"
Apex preds or "just" cranky bastards--- if you do not respect the capabilities of these creatures, You.
WILL. LEARN !!!
I'm glad I'm learning at the hands of this Master, and not by fang, claw, nor beak...
Ignore the rude people. It's a very nice comment especially coming from a animal specialist. I hope you don't let negative people keep you from spreading kindness to others. We all need to hear when we are doing good, as it reinforces our commitment and interest in doing so. Positive reinforcement is FAR more effective and practical than negative renforcement, ask anybody who studies behavioral science and psychology.
To the assholes who are gonna say something smart towards this or anyone else; firstly, don't bother because it's your time you're wasting not mine. Also if you want to persuade someone to think or act the way you do then don't be a dick. A wise woman once told me "sugar catches more flies than vinegar, but do we really want to catch flies?"
Hope all is well, and you have a wonderful day. I love his videos too, and really hope he sees your comment.
'Subscribe or I'm gonna assume you have worms' has me crippled
The straight faced delivery is awesome
In my first aid class, the instructor told us about a guy who had been bitten by a blue ringed octopus. That neurotoxin paralyses you completely, but you're still completely conscious of everything going on around you. He said he remembers the two people performing CPR on him considering giving up on him because they didn't understand the details of the venom and how it works/what it does. They didn't know he wasn't dead.
That is absolutely terrifying!
There is no antidote for tetrodotoxin, so how was he alive to give his account of that situation?
@@shutupiehole12 he lying
Natures only goal is to inflict maximum pain. Animals are strong physically almost indestructible… but they are evil and only care about depravity… humans are smart but we are pathetic. We are powerless maggots that sadly are the one who was the ability for compassion… shows that creation feeds of our agony… nature is a parasite. It deserves to be destroyed
@@Me-yq1fl i can run for like 7 minutes before collapsing from exhaustion
where yo proof?
The way that the hippo's mouth can open to like a 150 degree angle is absolutely terrifying. Nature is really scary when you stop and think about it lol
Seriously , few animals such as dog and cats are intelligent enough to actually "Care" at all , others are just pure evil and hunt with no remorse
90 degrees is a bit of an understatement that looked like almost 180 degrees
90? That’s a whole 160
A gape of up to 150 degrees.
@@lukky6648 People get like that too, when they have to hustle all day to get by. It's exhausting and removes a lot of energy they might use otherwise on feelings. You can see it in kids living in tough parts of a city, and also in high pressure corporate jobs. Just a thought.
I absolutely lost it with the hippo being the transition pic EVERY TIME
10:55: In the old days, my Inuit ancestors always said:" The nanoq (polar bear) can hear your thoughts." That is because they sometimes stalked humans, who were out on the ice in winter, catching seals. And they would stalk for DAYS! I have a book, where old folks tell about polar bear encounters. In one story, a bear broke into an Inuit HOUSE, while the family was inside! Luckily, the dad shot the bear. In another one, a man in a kayak saw a polar bear using its enormous paw to keel over another kayak, and eating the man, who tried to hunt it! They were three men, but only two came home...
yeah that is full of contingency errors
tf u mean old days? what time period was that?
@@_Eternos I searched it up and the last time they hunted polar bears were Literally this year, they still hunt them so the old days literally could be talking about they're childhood, plus polar bear attacks are now more common.
@@_Eternos i'm pretty sure that part is about what the ancestors said...you could chill
These stories would make for great and terrifying reading! Polar Bears just seem like they have no 😨 fear.
I fucking hate polar bears. I don't even feel bad for those bastards.
My uncle is a vet that worked in tiger reserves all across India, he said that every time a tiger was found gravely injured and needed a stitching up. It was nearly always bears. He is right, sloth bears do attack unprovoked and tigers being the very confident animals that they are often venture too close to these bears and get caught off guard often.
my sisters brother is a prodigy biologist and he said this isn't true.
Led me to think
@@tj4647 lmfao no one cares what your brother said
Sounds more like caught lacking
I remember the huge story made when a mother accidentally dropped her toddler in the African Wild Dog exhibit at a zoo‼️ Everyone was helpless to watch as the whole pack twax-feasted him from the moment he hit the ground till the staff got there 10-15min later 🤕🥩🐕🐕
For anyone wondering what the Music is called, it’s called Space 1990 by Kevin Macleod.
Thanks a lot
I'll never forget learning that if you're on your period, you're not allowed to go on a tour on Komodo Island to see the dragons because they will smell the blood and come ruin your day. Lizards are cool, but I wouldn't be caught dead within 100 miles of those hell dinosaurs' territory.
And the African wild dogs...never forget what happened at the Pittsburg Zoo.
one thing to mention is that the way primordial humans hunt is the same as those hyenas. just slower. just imagine half a dozen humans with pointy sticks walking, not running, after you for days. except if they feel impatient, in which case you need to remember, a "marathon" is human recreation. and they didnt sleep. they just walked after the prey for days until it was too exausted to even stand, and would just lay there waiting to get its ticket punched by pointy sticks.
Why zombies are scary....
@person person you are a demonic skeleton piloting a meat mech suit.
You know if animals could watch this video, humans should be on it. Because even people kill there food before eating it, they keep it in captivity in really poor conditions for it's entire life basically torturing it (well some people) and sometimes don't even eat it, not to mention how well some people can track the animals they are hunting if a "human" has even found a footprint of that animal... its toast
@@oreosaregood8633 some people even eat animals alive. We as a species are a nightmare to everyone else T-T
@@lucyandecember2843 there's a restaurant that serves live fish
It'll honestly never cease to amaze me how we as humans were surrounded with all these animals and some how survived and now we're learning about them online, or seeing them in zoos. That's wild to me honestly. Like we have the tools/weapons to "fight" or "contain" these animals but without that there's really no competition
The exact reason why. We’re physically weak nor durable, but we got thumbs and creative af also determined to snuff out anything that is a threat to us.
@ChuckyXII yup like damn we were fighting cave lion cave bears , dire hyena and damn Mammoth
Humans don’t have a physical advantage, but we do have an intellectual one. Our brains are our biggest asset
That's what a 50. Cal was made for
@@crash4267 Without a weapon, what would you do then?
Omg your videos are amazing!!! I love the way pack so many facts into a fun filled video adventure while resisting a lick in your tootsie pop.
I love the unique way u voice ur videos.
The worst story I've heard about the blue ring octopus is when a dude got bit and he was paralyzed face up and couldn't tell the people keeping him alive that he was staring into the sun. He burned his retinas and went blind.
😩😩😩😩😩
F in the reply section for this man
If he was only paralyzed face up couldn’t he have just covered his eyes with his hands??
@@calebbrown1068 Face up, as in he was on his back facing the the sky not that only his face was paralyzed.
That's... pretty oblivious of the rescuers. It's great that they're helping, but it would also be great to use some thought. This is why it's good for people to start learning to be empathic.