How a Camel’s Bad Habit Can Put You in a Coffin
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Its surreal to me how every person on earth is scared shitless of any prefator larger than a dog but are absolutely chill in the face of a meat tank with the malicous intent of a crack wasp because it "eats plants".
Right, carnivores will kill me mainly if they need something to eat. Herbivores just do it because they can
Edit: I was talking about actual animals not real life humans goddamn
Edit: Stop killing each other in the comments for fucks sake
Nah there's always some roid bro who thinks he can 1v1 a wolf and shit like that
But herbivores aren't a push over at all
@@VanNessy97 Something about the body of a predator but the mindset of prey amirite
@@kR-qj7rw I mean. A lone wolf would see a roid-bro as a threat and avoid him, and a rock in the hand of the roid bro would definitely be a lethal threat to a wolf.
The wolf still wins 4/5 don't get me wrong, but a lone wolf would be an idiot to take those odds.
Similarly, I am so amused by the fact that sharks, star of more animal attack movie than any other, are statistically speaking, really unlikely to kill you, let alone attack.
I want this guy at my funeral so he can say shit like "she walked into the road and got a new job as a pancake".
Same XD
Lmaooooo
Where you live at, Los Santos? 🤣🤣🤣
How she died?
Casual geographic: she looked both ways before crossing the road, but her eyes were close.
@Dr. Vegapunk, M.D. I read that in his voice too 😂😂😂
"You don't beef with something that chews cactus like candy" A very true saying brother.
That camel was like “You dare fail to brink Coke? PERISH!!!”
This reminds me of that show where a vegetarian contestant got angry on why they were tying the Camel whilst milking it, they had to sit down with her for 10 minutes to explain that if they don't tie it, it would kick them to death. She still called them cruel.
Then don't milk the fucking camel lmfaooo
Vegetarians and Vegans are lucky for their entitlement and rose goggles. Just put one with a hippopotamus and they'll tell us not to kill it until it behind to maul them
@@noonespecial9704 Don't lump us all into this group of idiots. Most of us aren't what you describe 🙄
@@nescient1545 Why would you think I mean all of you? Do you not understand the concept of generalization???
@@noonespecial9704 you're using that shit wrong. You used the whole group of us to name a minority. That's generalisation done wrong. Generalisation done right is saying plants are green. Despite their being plants with purple or yellow leaves, the overwhelming majority is in fact green so it makes sense in that case to generalise.
Camels are one of the most underrated animals in the entire planet.
the fact that they have so many ways to flatline people yet they're domesticated scares me a lot
I'd literally picture sauropods acting like them, and attacking the same way
Underated…yea sure…
My Berber ex used to tell stories about Vengeful Camels from her country & I've heard the same in India so it checks out.
🤔You need to get out more.
I like how everyone just ignores the bot
My Geology teacher in collage told us all about this one octopus who was stored on the same room as his food. Same room, separate tanks, and it took several days and looking at a security camera to find out that the octopus was getting out of his tank, crawling across the floor, getting into the food tank, taking one fish from the tank, and crawling back to his own tank.
Did you really spell college as "collage"? I see it did you the world of good 🤣
@@josephsalmonte4995 not everyone has English as their first language
tbf some people get collage and college confused. I still get them confused.
Midnight snack run
@@josephsalmonte4995 they spelled it very slightly wrong and you criticize them so harshly for it, why?
Is it your job to make sure people spell things correctly? No one f___ing cares about that tiny little mistake, everyone makes mistakes. You've likely made thousands of mistakes in your life, in fact you made a grammar mistake in your comment I'm replying to. You said "I see it did you *the* world of good" when the correct phrase would be "I see it did you *a* world of good"
Fun fact: Cape Buffalo are known as "The Widower" because the men that go out of hunt them usually don't return. They are a herbivore that uses hunting tactics, and if a cape buffalo goes into some brush/tall grass its time to give up the chase because they will bait you into the grass, sneak up behind you and kill you. They're quite terrifying haha
I think you mean "Widowmaker". A widower is something entirely different; it's a man who lost his spouse (the male version of a widow).
You have a bolt action gun that can kill maybe 3 of them, yet they hang out in herds of over100 and have each other's backs by attacking the attackers, so the math works out. Also they weigh over a ton
@@MikeBarbarossajust imagine the way you died with a good aim for a Buffalo just to get sent to the upper room from a back door attack
@@MikeBarbarossa Yeah, and since they use ambush tactics, once the hunters get into the grass, it's all over.
That doesn’t surprise me at all! They’ve been hunted by the best predators on earth for their entire evolutionary arch, I’m sure they’ve learned a thing or two!
“A dromedary camel whose name was not released to the public.” It is Hilarious to me that we’re protecting the camel’s identity.
I'm no vegetarian, but I still hate animal cruelty, which includes gutting and eating animals alive. So that image of the Lady who was trying to eat an octopi alive getting face hugged by it while panicking left me with a feeling of joy and satisfaction. I doubt the Chad survived, but at least they left there mark.
It might not have been alive. I know that octopus tentacles can move after death so it could be that.
@@mastert4432 Based on the fact that he stated the Octopi was getting back at her and the fact that it was maliciously latching on and clinging to her, I'm pretty sure it was still alive. It would be one thing if like a stray tentacle or 2 was latched on, but it was full on head crabbing her. And people do eat animals alive, including octopi and squid primarily as far as I can tell, pretty frequently, so I like to imagine some of the animals got there kicks in.
@@mastert4432 tentacles can move after death but they will twitch a little, not grab an entire human face...
logic shouldn't be that hard.
Yeah you dont have to be a vagen soyboy to have issues with eating something with a brain alive.
@@envoltaemla6652 actually the tentacles will actively seek out and grab on to food after the host is dead. That being said yes this octopus was still alive.
I started feeding the birds in the park this summer. At first it was mostly pigeons that got some seeds and stale popcorn, but eventually the daily feast drew crows from the nearby woods. The crows let the pigeons eat the seeds and popcorn, cuz they know they get chicken scraps and sometimes fries when the grey crowd thins out.
They haven't started following me home or bring me cool shit, but the crows greet me with caws when I get to the benches and the pidgies gladly sit on my arm and feed from my hand at this point. I'm slowly gaining their trust. Looking forward to being the bird guy in the post-apocalypse
😂❤
are you that lady from home alone 2 who lived in the park
@@LowIntSpecimennaaah, I haven't been homeless in years, but I love her commitment
Better watch out, when they start playing tugawar with you, they’re trying to train you. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
I love this.
I know sitting on someone and suffocating them is brutal but RIPPING THEIR HEAD OFF WITH THEIR TEETH DAMN
wish someone would do that to me fr
@@dunkleosteusterrelli i can't do this anymore 💀💀
Well, camels don't have hands so how else will they rip someone's head off? With their winky?
@@dangerousdays2052 lol
@@dangerousdays2052 why rip their head off at all?
There once was a camel that resided in Overton Nevada (he could still be there for all I know, haven't been there in years). There is also in existence, in one of my mother's photo albums, a picture of said camel deciding that 4 year old me looked eatable. Yes, I have seen what the inside of a camel's mouth looks like up close and personal. I can also tell you that having a camel envelope your entire head with it's mouth, lift you off the ground and try to pull you over the fence of its enclosure is NOT a fun way to spend your afternoon. I can also tell you that my father was an asshole because instead of trying to help my mother free me from the jaws of that slobbering beast from hell, he decided it would be a better idea to snap a picture of me dangling in the air from the camel's mouth while my mother screamed in horror.
I had such an interesting childhood.
😮 uhm..I hope it just left mental scars (and feelings of betrayal) and not any actual,y know, scars scars.
I think I sign might’ve been put up after that
My goodness! After an experience like that I'd have given my mother 2 options - divorce or adoption.
R u the meme, or does this happen more frequently than we realize????
@@nique2654 from what I've been told by a few people that work with camels, it's actually quite common. Camels just want to eat our heads 😄
There was an octopus at an aquarium who didn't like that the shrimp in his dinner had apparently gone bad, so he crawled out of his tank, walked cross a hallway and threw the shrimp at his handlier...
So yeah, they are smart and communicate pretty clearly lol.
Well if that ain't a Karen move I don't know what is?
@@Dogen70 I mean what would you do if someone gave you bad shrimp?
@@Dogen70 I mean if you were forced to get food only someone else gave you and it was food you didn't want how else would you tell em? 🤣
They only live for about a year. They ain't got time for shit food lol
@@Dogen70 A kraken move so to say.
My old man once rescued a baby crow that was tangled in some garden mesh in our yard, took it inside and gave it some water. The whole time the family was perched all around the house closely watching. He let the baby go and to this day the while murder trusts him and some are even bold enough to take steak from his hand and perch on his back when he tends to the garden.
It's honestly awesome to see
tbh suprised that they didnt end up messing with him.
Crows never forget. Your old man is/was very smart.
*The king of the Crows*
@@christinaazarian6803 Yup, going so far that some populations of crows are considered to have reached their very own stone age.
I always wanted to do something like that with crows until I gain the ultimate trust to the point where I AM apart of the murder. So when I get picked on, my feathery friends can go and peck their eyes out while I stand there laughing manically 😈
It's so refreshing to see how many animals deserve the title of "murder horse"
6:26 "the worst she could say is no"
I would LOVE an episode all about ants. They might be the only species I’d describe as truly being Metal AF.
@Checkmark u mad bro?
@@maddie709 its a bot
@@EmperorHelix yeah I thought it might be thanks for confirming it.
@ITS OVER FOR MRBEA$T. Wtf?!
I really want him to cover Ants too. They are such brilliant creatures like a collection of mini robots that "past tense" any unfortunate arthropod that finds isteld swarmed. While also having brilliant mechanisms and unique traits to protect the colony from sickness and the enviroment.
I’ve never encountered a monkey outside of a zoo, but I’m starting to take their aggression towards humans personally.
I used to find them cute when I was a kid, then I grew up and saw how much of little psychopaths they are, so glad there aren't any monkeys were I live
I've saw monkeys outside of a zoo multiple times, I live in a small city where monkeys are so common, they are so chill but I've always been scared to go near any of them unless I'm in my dad's car, once I went hiking with friends and we went down a lil "natural tunnel" ?? And when we reached the end of it we were walking under many trees near a Waterfall and the area was filled with monkeys, my day was ruined, the monkeys didn't even bother us, my friends were feeding them and swimming and all while I was sitting on the grass eating a sandwich hoping that we will return home soon, I was sitting im wet pants and shoes (yes my feet slipped when I was crossing the river lol cuz the rocks were too wet and smooth and full of moss) so that probably made my day worse, but fortunately it was sunny.
Monkey/apes are the one animal I think the world may be better off not having. Everyone has a purpose and thiers is to dicks to most other living things for no reason. Everyone but the gentle Giants of the apes can go and the world may be much better offm
other fun fact: chimps can even assassin for nothing but cruelty (like humans). obviously they can do kill for revenge or self defence (the vast majority of time) but also for pure sadism. chimps are next level in the primate world... i don't know if monkeys will do it also gratuitously, i think not, i believe they aren't at chimps level (yet) but they sure can be cruel
@@christianlangdon3766 the way you're just saying humans have no place on earth lol
I actually worked as a designer for the local paper where this incident happened, and one of our journalists went to the ranch to interview the owner. From my understanding the victim was harassing the camel and it bit the man's face off...like ripped the skin from his face. He was alive when it happened but died when the camel rolled over and crushed him. They never released any photos but it was insane. There's a lot of messed up stuff like that around small towns. My wife and I breed snakes and currently our state is facing a ban from owning any non-local species because a trailer trash family was keeping chickens, Burmese pythons and BCi's around small children, one of which died. The kids were kept in small cages WITH the snakes....Now our Burmese is as sweet as can be, but I would never let it alone with a child. Most of our snakes and tarantulas are used for educational lectures in schools. It's just crazy that some messed up people do this then our government blames and demonizes the animals...
It's also funny that the government thinks these kinds of people will adhere to that law. If they are putting children in a snake tank they clearly are not going to care about illegally owning an animal. Since child endangerment is illegal already.
“It’s CGI, I promise the lion’s okay
oh, and the people are alive too”
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Fun fact: the 3700 psi estimate for an AVERAGE 13-14 foot crocodile's bite force. Scientists say the bite force of crocodiles 20 feet or larger is at least 7000 psi. That's almost as much as a T-Rex. That means it would be easier to deadlift a hippo than forcibly open a crocodile's jaws.
Coincidentally closing them is equally easy. Since they're purely designed to slam shut there's not much opposing the force that a humble rubber band could be used to close them
Crocodiles are amazing reptiles for real
@@HM4Hill as a kid, this was actually my plan of survival for a croc-attack: hold their trap shut
steve irwan wrestled a t rex then got hash tagged by a sting ray
I've actually wondered about that since i saw a video of a guy prying an alligator's mouth open. It's possible that we get those huge numbers for snap shuts, and the animals don't actually maintain that force. Similar to how a sprinter isn't able to go full sprint for very long, muscle fibers that output that kind of force aren't designed to maintain it
Animals taking revenge has always been an interesting topic, I’m really glad you made a video on it!
Lowkey been wanting to talk about this for a while lol thank you
Hope to see more videos about it! I think it's easy for people to underestimate how much animals are aware of what humans do to them...
6:00
that octopus damn well was told by the fish about his Extended Warranty and the octopus delivered with that punch
That elephant had to go through the trouble of finding a newspaper stand , buying said newspaper, finding the obituary, Google maps the location, plan the route giving himself enough time to account for traffic, just to stomp on this lady's gravy!! Big props.
The thing about crows is true. I used to feed my lunchboxes to crows when I was in Kindergarten and now almost 20 years later the murder will still follow me. Granted they don't get as close as the first generation and I don't feed them on a regular basis anymore but we're still cool
Just feed him some salty free peanuts, and aprecciate the homie one day he might save you 🤣🤣
Ive been feeding my local murder since eighth grade and even roped my boss and my neighbor into feeding them 😅
They'll follow me to and from work
My favorite story about an octopus taking revenge on someone is the one about a male octopus who escaped his tank just long enough to throw a bad shrimp accidentally included in his lunch at the head of the guy who fed him, and then went right back in his tank!
Picky lads lmao
🤣🤣🤣
I need to know the mechanics of how an octopus moves around when not under water
@@isaactheicemancombs7443 Same way they move in water but with less buoyance. They use their arms to pull themselves along.
that's hilarious omg 😆 where was this?
My favorite quote, "Just because it eats plants doesn't mean it wont kill you."
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Or a bite from it's beak. And if it's a Blue-Ringed Octopus, that bite is lethally toxic.
5:49 “If elephants don’t forget, then the Cape Menace doesn’t forgive!”
Best. Line. Ever! 😂😂😂
He's got killer lines 😄
*I Read whereMusLims Like to Throw Acid, into a GirL's Face!!!*
You've went up in quality and upload way more frequently, way to go bro , also thank you for mentioning about how demonic camels can be , and what they're capable of , not many people know .
But they can be extremely loving and protective of you and your family only if you do right by them , cause honestly they're fking terrifying if pissed off
@@mezopop6079 they're easily pissed off so I wouldn't take the risk if I was you fuck camels they're the devil's spawn
I don't know what camels can do. But what I do know is that back then, one way for middle eastern warriors to win against horse riding cavalries is by riding camels. Turns out horse is afraid of camel, and I do know what horse can do
It’s honestly really wholesome to see a guy who loved animal books as kid make an animal book himself
6:01 I mean inteligence is one of their few good specs that were not nerfed by nature, unlike their habbits of making more of themselves or lifespan, or post-nut clarity, or parenthood habbits for mothers, or likely other things, nature gave them reasons to anger and they anger because of this, which means that they know how to anger.
I've actually worked with camels, and all I have to say is; "yep, that sounds about right". The ones I worked with were generally really nice, one was young and playfully and the other old and one of the most chill things I've met in person. But sometimes they could be real assholes, especially the younger one who had a tendency of stealing my hat (after a while I just stopped wearing the hat to work anymore). Thats the nice story, once the young one kicked me in the head. Thankfully I'm built like Tanjrio so I got off with only a slight headache, but dam did it feel like it was close to being way worse. And just because he is younger doesn't mean his small, he weights about 700kg (that's 1543 lbs for the Americans). Moral of the story: they're amazing animals and I love them but they can be really dangerous, show them respect and for the love of God don't get on their bad side
Hat😂
So why did the youth kick you? Shits and giggles?
In Somalia camels are called the crazy familie we watch auth. They could kill my grandpa was attack and his leg was broken 2 places so they are no choke
Problem with alot of animals is you could end up on the bad side over something you don't even think is serious even though you've been good with them for years. Like the guy that forgot to bring his camel friend the soda. Horses will get mad if they perceive you ignoring them. One of them bit the crap out of someone I know just because he wouldn't give it attention because he was fixing something.
@@zarynt1089
True, though that can be argued for animals of all species including humans. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Every time crows get mentioned I'll confirm it once again.
Crows carry grudges, but can also grow fond of people.
There is a murder of crows living in my local park, and since I went to school nearby, I was able to make friends with them (I spent years sitting along every week day, eating something, and gave them scraps).
Not once have I had any issues with them...
But you know who does? My ex.
He lives near the park, but whenever he has to go somewhere, has to go all the way around it, because every time he walks through, he gets attacked by the crows who noticed he has beef with one of their pals.
Last time I saw him, he was covered in crow poop. All over his clothes, in his hair... so much, it was pretty clear they were specifically aiming at him.
That's what you get for breaking up with me over text, and then being dumb enough to actually agree to meet me under the eyes of the crowverlords.
Halfway through that I thought he messed with a crow, but that crow pal was actually you
Have you lead an attack him with the crows as aid yet?
animals detect when someone is an asshole XD
All hail the crowverlords!
I am so jealous that you have crow bros who have your back... I want crow bros now.
2:31 i could smell the sponsor coming from a mile away, then I looked at the description and got reassured
You probably won't see this but man, your channel is the only thing that brings me joy on some days. the sense of contentment and happiness i feel just by watching a video after another.. can't thank you enough.
I have two cats, and I think of the speed and intensity when they're playing, how they can be somewhat petty, and how focused they are when they really want something. Then I scale that up about 400 pounds and that's why I'm terrified of tigers.
More like 500+ lbs in some cases 700 lbs
@just me theyre actually more succesfull hunters than tigers
tigers have a 50% success rate in their optimal environment
cats have 70% in thejr optimal environment
cats are incredible small-game hunters, my grandma's gave her a gutted pigeon every morning, he slowly cut the pigeon like a serial killer with OCD, sepersting each organ and cut of meat, cuz he liked certain cuts more than others
Cats weren’t domesticated in the same manner as dogs. We didn’t deliberately take in the most agreeable wildcats and selectively breed them to reinforce desirable personality traits, _they’re_ the ones that chose to move in with us back during the Neolithic Era. We didn’t have metal tools yet, but we had agriculture, which meant that we had mud hut after mud hut full of woven reed baskets full of grain that were attracting all the mice and rats. The wildcats followed the rodents and eventually realized they didn’t need to bolt once they’d made a catch and could cohabitate with the big hairless monkeys.
What I’m getting at is that cats really are just tiny tigers.
The one time I'm actually on time, and it's for a video for camels. It feels like it isn't talked about enough on this channel, although there was those few facts about them spitting out the contents of their stomach.
They don’t actually spit out their stomach. That’s the dula, an extension of their soft palate, and males do it to tell females to let them smash.
@@logandelacruz2152 I think they meant that camels don't actually spit, instead they just projectile vomit at people, as do llamas and alpacas
Like this 🤮
If the intro is CGI, then thats literally the best I’ve ever seen
When it comes to monkeys truthfully i dont think its a sense of fairness but a sense of jealousy or envy
I feel so bad for that guy that caught the hatred from those crows over a misunderstanding, I don't know if there'd really be anything you could do to clear that up besides just moving somewhere else to live where the crows don't know you as a baby murderer
*USA sent Baby KiLLers to VietNam in the 1960's & 1970's!!!!!*
Imagine they followed him and told all the others 😭😭
@@tiii4017 i think they actually do that 💀
@@fruitfables444 Crow moment
Bro was John Coffey from Green Mile
The story about the baby crow is terrifying. I rescued a crow a number of years ago - full-grown, wing broken. Called a sanctuary, so it didn't die, but I always wonder if other crows saw that as a good or bad thing. Never been attacked, so I guess I did right by them.
Good for you bro
I have a somewhat sadder story.
I was on a walk in the summer when I saw a young crow (it still had blue eyes) on the road, dead crow beside it, with a shattered wing. I immediately picked him up and brought him home, but because it was Labor Day, the SPCA wasn't open. (As was my mom's excuse) Since we couldn't get it to expert care, it died the very next morning.
So I'm sure the murder has it out for me because all they saw was some large animal kidnapping an injured member, never to be seen again.
Damn, the first camel clearly binge watched Breaking Bad 😂
The monkeys 😂
Reminded me of the one time my family and some family friends went on vacation with us.
One time we decided to go one day to the animal park. There were an open monkey cage, birds and many other great animals.
There was a ranger who showed us kids threw the open monkey cage while the adults stunned cafe in the near cafe.
He explained us many interesting things and he was so familiar to the monkey that even the baby’s came near him to be fed and to be petted.
Since I grew up with animals and was always told to be respectful to them I waited till they approached me, then only laced the treat on the ground and waited.
Till this day I can only smile when I rememberd how some of the little monkey came, looked at the food till they jumped on my shoulder and I could feed him from my hand.
The monkey got not of till I left the monkey cage and the ranger joked that maybe one day I could work with animals.
The son of the other family that came with us was sadly not so calm. He tried to snatch a baby monkey at its tail to forcefully pet it and it ended with him getting shit thrown at him till he left the cage.
Well, what I want to say: Respect them. The are way more intellectual than some think …..and petty😂
There was special hunters brought in to handke the Japanese Macaque problem. The hunters only killed two. The two seemed to be the troop leaders, and the attacks subsided afterwards.
My ex-wife used to throw rocks at crows. It didn't go well for her. I kept trying to tell her that she had been crow cursed and she needed to make peace with them but she wouldn't listen.
Why did she do this awful things? This is abuse.
@@Lady-Angelia-Reads-and-Talks probably why shes an ex wife.
0:07 that is the most beautiful karma I've ever seen
For sure. I wouldn't mind knowing how it ended; get my schadenfreude on.
@@justinwheeler5614 The lion and the hunters survived. No one died or was hurt.
@@the.real.cia.langley way to ruin it
@@justinwheeler5614 😆 Sorry.
Wasn't there something said about lions mercing other lions to reduce competition for food?
I knew Tatiana, the tiger at SF zoo. It was a terrible tragedy that she ended up killed because of those...people. I used to visit the zoo during the calm hours when I lived down the street, I sat and read to politely observe. I believe Tatiana lived with her son, so I felt sad for him having lost her. I hope the zoo didn't keep him alone for the rest of his life. People suck. I like your videos, thanks.
I have a nephew, Sage, who is half Trinidadian and half Anglo-Saxon with very dark skin while the rest of the family is very pale Caucasian. He loves nature and science, but he never used to talk about it or look at opportunities get more engaged because, in his words, "people that look like me don't do science." Those words hurt me as a math teacher that believes that mathematicians and scientists can come from anywhere. We introduced him to the work of Neil Degrasse Tyson, Dr. Hussein Abkallo, Mae Carol Jameson and your videos to show that a love of science goes beyond skin color, background, age, or gender. I am so grateful for your matter-of-fact approach and obvious love for science as well as your willingness to be on camera. He does not love math like I do (sadly), but he has love for the natural world and animal science in a way that makes me proud. Thank you for being a great role model and know that your audience really appreciates you.
Does he not think that there is any Math or Science on the entire continent of Africa?
I volunteered at a moderate sized Zoo years ago, and they told us their top three most dangerous animals were (in no particular order); the sun bear, the cassowary, and the camels.
So yeah I'm not surprised to see camels on this list.
Thanks for the epic video! I love watching your content!
Cassowaries are always on smoke 😂
Black, can drive back.
Brown, get out of town.
White, just say goodnight
Black and white, they still bite.
Crest on chest, laid to rest.
The sun bear? I'm surprised by that.
@@user-pi5xo4og9d sun bears are so aggressive
@@user-pi5xo4og9d Same, didn't expect It, I wonder why
Man, that story about the man trying to save the baby crow is peak "No good deed goes unpunished".
Crow rendition of harambe
*is Peak???? wut is that????*
@@Justin.Martyr like 'cool' or 'the best' i think
Me and my family went to a monkey forest once and my dad clearly instructed everyone to be quiet. My grandma in all her glory was insulting the monkeys and was loud about it, she got jumped by one lol
she alright?
@@Mama-Luigi yeah she just screamed when it did
Hearing about poachers getting karma served to them makes me happy
The vending machine and coconut tree statistics make more sense when you realize both of those are heavy things that people frequently shake violently.
All of your success is well earned, Mamadou. I, for one, am glad you downloaded TikTok as a joke and started dishing out facts like that creepy guy in the van does with candy. Cheers, and we wish you a great 23.
"Like the creepy guy in the van" Is certainly a choice of comparison.
That’s a hell of an analogy 😂😂 but thank you!
@@mndiaye_97 a great 23 means it's your Bday or what am I missing? If it is, you're hell young! happy b day ^^ , and if not... happy day anyway. and I sure agree with themadtube, you're the best Wildlife YT channel that's around!
@@envoltaemla6652 yup 23 years old
@@mndiaye_97 idk why the india and chinese authorities didn't do anything to the monkeys after thoses two incidents, because if they're just aggressive ok...
But killing babies? Im not taking that disrespect
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The artical would sound better with the title
''three idiots taunt a tiger and pay the price'
Me traumatizing an elephant so somebody will show up to my funeral:
Wait I just realized. How the heck did we domesticate camels ? They are Hella aggressive and they are bigger than zebras and we don't even consider domesticating zebras, not to mention the ways they remove people from the senses is beyond terrifying
I wonder how they domesticate orpas for theme parks
Probably because how useful they are outweighs the danger.
That and camels are at least a social structure, zebra are together in a herd for safety, but it's not the same as having a social group like horses and wolves and camels.
Nah camels are chill , except when they aren’t ..
@@priscillajimenez27 They didn't. Don't say stupid stuff.
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They didn’t.
On the monkey/dog situation you described:
Those monkeys live in India and are macaques, the same species as the Japanese monkeys.
They're known to mimick human behaviour closeley.
For example, the type of northern Japanese macaque, that is known as "snow monkey" or "onsen monkey" in the media, learned how to use hot springs for bathing in the 1960s. A single female watched Japanese people bathing in them and decided, that the similarities between humans and monkeys meant, that bathing was also safe for monkeys. There's even a photo of a bathing monkey operating a smartphone, looking at the screen as if it was reading the news. The phone was stolen from a tourist and the monkey mimicked what the tourist did, up to swiping and prodding the phone.
The Indian monkeys' behaviour is also based on mimicking humans. They see how humans live together with dogs and also want one. They take puppies, because the're small and defenseless, so they can carry them up into the trees and won't get bitten. And there's a second component: It's often childless females (similar to animal hoarders in the human world), who kidnap puppies as a child substitute. They respond to the same "baby schema" as humans: They find plump little kids with short snouts and big eyes cute and recognise them as babies, even though they're a different species.
What makes it easier for them to steal puppies is the fact, that dogs in India are often "pariah dogs". This concepts exists in many cultures, and it means that the dogs in a village don't belong to any specific person. They're often semi-feral mutts, that defend the village (= their source of food and shelter) and are in turn tolerated by the villagers and given leftovers. But they have no owners, usually no names and they're not trained in any way. So nobody makes a fuss, when a monkey takes off with a puppy.
There are two problems with macaques:
1. Their mimicking ability has its limits.
They kidnap puppies, that still need milk to survive, and try to feed them things that macaques would eat, like fruits. Puppies often starve in the trees or are abandoned on roofs, because they won't eat monkey food. The macaques aren't usually throwing them from heights, but expect them to hold on like a baby monkey... and puppies simply can't cling to their monkey mother like that, so they fall. Sometimes the macaques just get tired of the dogs and ditch them, because they're not monkeylike enough. It's the same with the human baby kidnappings: Cute kid, light enough to carry, monkey mom takes it, panicks when she's hunted down by the parents and drops the baby somewhere - in a well, for example.
And just for the record, some of those monkey moms are actually really good, keep the puppies alive, defend them (even against other grown dogs) and ride on them when they're big enough. Those are the most dangerous macaques: They're domesticating their own dogs.
2. Among macaques, only weak group members share food.
Feeding macaques means, that you're weak in their eyes. They will from then on just take your food, even if you don't want to share, and they get very bold quickly. Macaque raids on villages aren't uncommon, because they feel entitled to the whole community's food, once a couple of stupid people have thrown them some crumbs. In 2020 Indian macaques became a serious pest in many Indian places frequented by tourists, because a lack of tourists meant a lack of food, so they tried to get it from the locals, who wouldn't share.
This gang mentality of macaques is the reason, why the Indian police employs grey langurs in some places.
Grey langurs are a different species of tall, slender monkey with beige fur and a black face. Macaques are terrified of them. So the police shows up with their langur squad, when the macaques become too much of a menace.
The langurs aren't much bigger or heavier than macaques and can easily chase them across roofs and through trees. Placing langur guards in an area keeps the macaques away, even for a while after the langur has vanished.
The police train the langurs and keep them on a leash during work hours (when they're not going after macaques), and they pay them with fruits (unlike macaques, langurs won't treat you like shit for feeding them). You can often see langurs riding on a motorcycle with a policeman on their way to a deployment.
The Indian god Hanuman is a langur, too, and this implies, that the langur monkey police does in fact have a long tradition: Even centuries ago Indians were aware, that langurs could protect their settlements from the macaque pest.
So, next I'd like to see a video about the Indian monkey police, dear.
Do the langur also fight the macaque menaces if they catch them ?
I know they won't slap cuffs on a macaque but I want to believe
@@emPIEror This may surprise you, but I'm not Indian and wasn't involved in one of the numerous langur police procedural shows, that are on air over in South Asia and Southeast Asia (yes, there is also a Thai monkey police; I'm not sure which species they're using... but they put them in little uniforms). So I can't answer that question to your fullest satisfaction - but, yes, physical violence may be the reason, why the macaques sh*t their non-existent pants whenever they see a langur approaching.
@@emPIEror these are monkeys, so i'd assume they maul macaques
all primates are bastards
Thanks bhai
That's a really interesting fact
It's crazy to know that revenge isn't just a human thing, and thievery is tolerated by no one, not even animals
Which disproves the contrary notion that there is no universal standard of morality. Yes there is.
That opener was CLASSIC.
funny story I heard on another channel: An ex Special Forces Sgt. named Terrence Popp knew not to mess with monkeys in the jungle. He warned one of his guys not to mess with them. But the guy didn't listen. He took a few pot-shots at them. For the reset of the day and into the night this large troop of monkeys followed them and pelted them with a continuous stream of monkey-turds.
Monkeys hold grudges. If they leave you alone, leave them alone. If you can't, then don't just pop one, take out any witness monkeys as well.
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That thumbnail tho, Zombie camel
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Yep
Yep I bet many people liked than replied
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Bro the segues into the ad bits are always so smooth like 😅
You also have to realize that a lot of camals are abused/mistreated. Especialy ones in foren countries that don't have very good animal protection laws, so some of these attacks could have been the victim fighting back. Not the camal being a malicious killer
People usually have it coming. Even to domesticate an animal is taking a chance - they weren't created for us to do whatever we want to them , but many cultures believe differently , untill...
Otto is a legend 🤣 I can't remember if it was him or some octopus else but they'd start juggling the hermit crabs when it was upset 😂
The funny part of the story about the guy who tried to save the crow is that every crow he hurts now makes things worse for him. There is a way to change that habit but it involves basically putting out a lot of food for the crows while you sit next to it and let them get as much as they want and don't take any aggressive actions. It will be dangerous but it might solve his problem as long as he is able to keep from getting injured.
So... your advice would be to poison the little beasts when they least expect it?
Nice, very nice.
They'll never see it coming.
Plus, there won't be any crow witnesses if he draws all of their attention at once, killing every crow in his vicinity.
He better start buying a lot of birdseed to prepare for the crow genocide.
@@virtualwarp I wasn't saying anything about harming the animals and I'm quite offended by your comments saying that it was what I was describing. I was simply describing him putting out viable and healthy food for the animals and staying close by as he eats it or lets them eat it. Harming the animals would be horrible for the birds and him and probably other animals too. Remember that when you use any biologically active agents your probably going to affect many many other things. The best way I can easily explain this is when you spray insects with poison those insects get eaten by lizards and mice and Rats and cats and that builds up in the larger body animals which are then eaten by animals higher in the food chain and some of those poisonous chemicals eventually get into our food and now you're killing us. This is the reason why chemical and biological weapons have been banned for years now and to top it off they have lasting effects on those who survive. I know many of these things first hand from my own family and friends. Yes we have been over using many different things for so long that we have probably caused unrepairable damage to our environment.
@@jedstanaland2897
My initial reply was actually a joke, mate.
Don't worry.
I'm a big animal lover and would never intentionally harm any living organism.
I barely kill insects that wander in my home.
I simply catch them with a glass and release them.
So, I'm quite the pacifist when it comes to animals.
@@virtualwarp I take it you are opposed to proper hygiene, food prep, etc.
@@jed-henrywitkowski6470
Quite the contrary, actually.
I'm a clean freak who suffers from obsessive compulsive disorder.
the elephant that attacked that woman’s corpse at her funeral genuinely horrified me
why is this man's puns are so f*cking funny...
Most flawless transition into an ad about an ant game.
Didn't realize it was an ad till it was over.
I feel bad for the crow guy. I like crows a lot and trying to help an injured or dying bird would have been something I would have done too. I would have been really sad if I earned a generational grudge from a murder of crows due to a misunderstanding.
i have befriended a murder of crows
they know that i give them treats and let them hide in my garden from the elements
11:49
Holy crap. That level of vengefulness…
9:29 you’re going to hell for that phrase
Elephants who are treated well by their humans are also incredibly loyal and gentle. A circus that came through town when I was a kid had an elephant as part of the show and they offered rides beforehand. Even though my parents didn't have a lot of money, Dad always paid the few dollars extra so we could ride her. Getting to touch her rough skin and see her reddish-brown hairs up close was *magical.* After the show, Dad and I always found some of the handlers backstage to talk to. They spoke so highly of the intelligence of all the animals they worked with. I was so sad when regulations and pressure from animal rights groups forced them to downsize their animal acts, eventually having to get rid of their elephant. I hope they were able to give her a good home.
One of the many reasons they’re my favorite animal
@@mndiaye_97 Yeah, they're amazing. It's so sad that ignorance in the past and a few assholes in the present ruined circuses for everyone else. There was no way a poor kid from the Upper Midwest was ever going to get close enough to hug an elephant otherwise.
@@brigidtheirishit’s probably a good thing they don’t exist anymore. A lot of terrible accidents have happened from abusing them and simply do to them being wild animals.
@@brigidtheirish Even if some animals in circus are treated properly, many others aren't and it's a good thing it's illegal now. There is also an inadequate climate for most and some accidents.
@@liviwaslost Perhaps, but what about the ones that weren't abused? And aren't some Asian elephants bred in captivity effectively as domesticated animals? Yes, they'd still be dangerous, but so are cattle, horses, camels...
I love how you just casually bring in advertisements so nonchalantly 🤣👏
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About the macaques in Japan, it definitely could be a troop of monkeys being fed by humans, which makes the humans appear "lower in the ranks" as it were. Then, when a human *doesnt* give food, they punish the "lower rank" by attacking them and trying to get food anyway.
That head turn at 10:46 told it all. That head turn was filled with all kinds of "Ah hell nah" 🤣.
“Parking your camel” sounds legendary and cool
Runs while she has a gun in her hands lol
4:44 missed a perfect chance to say murder of crows
As someone who hunts for my own food, there is nothing that makes me angrier than trophy hunters. He got what was coming I guess.
Fr! They’re the most pathetic people, especially because you know they wouldn’t last a minute without their gun
@@Aiko_63194 What human is gonna take on an animal unarmed? Your post doesn't make a lot of sense.
@@DragoonCenten what I’m saying it that it’s cowardly. These kinda people act like they’re so strong against any animal even though it’s all because of the gun. They are weak
@@Aiko_63194 Humanity's strength is the ability to craft and use tools. There's a reason dogs or cats aren't running the world.
@@DragoonCenten I still think it’s very cowardly. Especially when it’s trophy hunting
You're legit good at the paid promotions. I've never felt so compelled to get a game from an ad and never felt so compelled to complete the ad too!
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Here's another one: In China, a bunch of stray dogs destroyed the car of a man who kicked another stray dog that was sleeping in a parking spot near his home.
5:42 bro standing there watching like: "Soon..."
11:20 These tweets cracked me up
Yea, camels look like derpy dessert cows and it takes a lot to push them that far but they'll 100% unalive you if you do. I spent some time in the Middle East and I remember seeing a handler hit a camel. It grabbed him by the shoulder, body slammed him and then stomped him. Didn't see the result but the guy looked unwell.
Camels vomiting onto you out of spite is quite something.....and I'm guessing the camel in this one got pissed because of expectations
These stories warm my heart, and are ASMR-type relief for my troubled mind. Thank you.
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And it's also very educational
Imho, big trophy hunters who travel halfway around the world just to kill a majestic animal can't complain if they get deleted.
Not the monkey ones
I have never been so afraid of camels in my life
Holy shit that was the smoothest ad transition I've ever seen.
I’ve been really struggling lately. I had surgery a couple weeks ago and I’m in pain almost all the time, but if there’s one thing that can help me take my mind off it, it’s these videos!
I always watch your videos when I feel awful. For some reason, they always make me feel better, and I watched your videos over and over again while I was in hospital, and I always look forward to seeing what you’ll upload next, because I _know_ I’ll enjoy it!
So thank you so much for helping me through tough times! I know you don’t know it (and you’ll probably never see this) but you REALLY have helped me and continue to help me when i’m just about ready to unalive myself. ❤
Stay strong mate:) I am passing by the same period as u do , so I know how these videos make the mood rise pretty fast
Don't get too rough on urself u will be better soonn
I hope you feel better soon.
Hey, sorry to hear that and hope you’re feeling better. I had to go through surgery last year and I know how mentally draining it can be but keep pushing through! And thank you, glad my videos are able to help just a bit 😊
@@mndiaye_97 oh my gosh! Thank you so much! 😊
Literally just had surgery 3 days ago, i feel u
Thanks to tigers, elephants, sloth bears, macaques, leopards and now camels, I feel represented as an Indian. Need a special episode on Indian snakes next!
Cheers to my fellow indian animal nerd.
what other special animals do only you guys have? :o cheers from the 🇺🇸!
@@kingvamp. there are Indian version of many animals like Indian rhino, indian leopard, indian cobra etc.
@@lakshitagrawal287 that's awesome
Damn his transitions into promotions are smooth af
Why was that sponsor so smooth took me a sec to realize he was advertising something and not just rambling
This guy is teaching people the truth something school never did.
Oh please don't say never 🙄
@@priscillajimenez27 School never taught me about camels. I learned nothing about camels from school
@@genericname2747 read the OG comment
@@priscillajimenez27 Camels are the only thing we need to learn about
His transitions from ad to video are unmatched. Amazing!
I know!! Every advertiser exec dream
the way he put the ad into the video was so smooth that i thought it was part of the video
6:18 delfino plaza music in the background got me rn