New Morning Routine Just Dropped | TMG - Episode 290
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What’s up, slots? On this drunk episode of TMG the guys react to an outrageous anti-aging routine. Plus, a huge Vegas payout and the story of a prince’s $20 million birthday bender.
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Chapters:
0:00 Demonetized
0:25 Intro
1:31 Cu.t point
1:55 The DUI Guys
3:20 Spoilers
5:12 Noel’s Special Special
6:51 So Gambling?
8:01 Professional Gambling Addiction
12:24 BetterHelp
13:54 We Won’t Disclose
16:24 Fast Slots Strategy
19:02 Hand Pay Pleasure
20:06 Cody Trains for $5 Mil
21:55 King of Saudi
22:43 Book Algo
23:58 SeatGeek
25:39 The Reading Routine
26:54 Birthday Bender
29:01 Flexing on Elon
31:51 Normal and Loaded
34:39 Starbucks Ready to Drink Coffee
35:49 A Very Special Guy
38:01 Reverse Aging
41:21 Level 5 Thinking
43:11 Turning into Iodine
46:01 The Fifth Level
47:10 The McDonald's App
48:30 Beats By Cocomelon
51:44 Billionaire Obsessions
52:30 Glacial Party
54:19 Aging Normally
55:40 A Poop Test
1:01:45 Addicted to Autonomous
1:03:00 Routine Guy Leveled Up
1:04:35 Reversing Back to Sperm
1:05:16 Light Teasing
1:05:54 Is This Poop?
1:07:10 BoneZone Teaser
1:07:32 Thanks McDonalds!
The poop test segment being the longest speaks volumes on what kind of podcast this is.
gambling addiction and poop test is all i could hope for when i tune into the pod every week
No comma
@@sc000fSOMEONE QUICK GET HIM A POOP TEST
You must be new here
reminds me of when they talked about shitterrorism for weeks
Noel not revealing his ethnicity just so that he can use any racial slur without repercussion
frfr
He is half Asian because doesn’t say the n word
He’s half Filipino the way he said cebu In Andrew Schultz podcast
Here for the drinking and driving podcast
Remember guys, it's the drunk crashers that give us drunk drivers a bad name.
@@Rustyfork_25 exactly, like a wise man once said. Schlatt fan?
Here for the most racist podcast in the world
love how we get to be apart of the progression of cody and noels crippling gambling addiction really get to see them get successful married and happy just to lose it all to a hotel
I've started gambling thanks to them not winning so great so far but I just know I'm going to soon! Everyone should gamble it's great.
@@SparkyGecko you know what they say, "if at first you dont succeed try and try again"
@@SparkyGecko 😭😭😭😭
no please cus someone's gonna believe that😭
"99% gamblers quit before hitting big"
“Mr brain is my biggest enemy” is such a poetic way to say “I’m stupid”
HAHAHAHA
The dookie exam part had me crying 😂
i haven't cried this much during an episode in a long time lmao
@@connorruggles8740 same bro
I love these young 20 year old men
Amazin
i’m a 20 year old man too
Idk what it was about this episode specifically but this was the funniest one in a long time.
it was the poop test fasho
i wouldnt say "a long time" but it was a very good episode
It had thats cringe energy
this was just a 1 hr thats cringe episode
Cody rockin that addiction bingo card. Alcoholic, Coke head, and a Gambling addict. God bless you Kelsey keep our little goblin thicklet safeee🖤🖤
graduating from college today….. thanks for getting me through it guys
congrats!!!
@@Alizavr thanks bestie
fck yeah congrats!
I deadass be letting them talk about gambling while cleaning though
The boys are starting to get the big boy sponsors. I used to better help an seat geek😂 now they get Starbucks an McDonald’s📈
Meanwhile I can barely pay my rent
bro that is insane because I've never seen a Starbucks advert
@@djentlover Skill Issue
@@heinzbeans1827 if hurts but it's true. Lack of focus
@@heinzbeans1827 thanks Mr. Heinz. Love your ketchup
I genuinely love Noel’s style so much. He’s always dressed well.
Imagine going to the doctor because you’re in need of a “dump swump” 57:34
a Scat Scan
100% accurate about the gambling portion- i got lots of chores done and listened since you guys were passionate about it but i had 0 thoughts regarding it
One of my favorite things about the podcasts is when you guys riff off each other. The whole poop test, turd quiz lmfao
Poop test 👁👄👁
Thanks for reacting gentlemen lol
Y’ALL NEED TO COLLABORATE, ASAP.
Next Cody and Noel do HAS to be a dookie exam
I put this on when I'm doing chores so I'm used to the long tangents it's my weekly background music which is a good thing lol
Petition for them to release new music
Amazin
Honestly congratulations to these two guys, i remember the days of the shitty tiny ass studio being sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends. Now they have Starbucks and McDonalds sponsoring them and the pod has only gotten better. Best creators and businessmen on youtube.
Poop test bit is one for the books, god damn.
Cody saying he’s gonna go see Twice for the ad read is so funny
Episode started slow but the poop section really delivered thanks 👍
Like I haven't laughed that hard in SO LONG.
they're right, the poop bit was actually really funny 😭
holy shit, the guy aging slowly bit was one their best in a long time. If they would have done that as a separate that’s cringe video, they would be #1 on trending rn with like 10mil views
“Look me in the eyes and say that”… I knew it was over, funny shit
The way they joked about hanging up on his therapist and then cut to the “betterhelp” ad 😭😭😭
extra funny today. impeccable work as always boys
it’ll be really funny to pretend you watched the entire episode right now
Amazin
the poop test bit is the hardest ive laughed in a while. 😂😂
I cant believe it, they FINALLY said the word. It's been a good run guys, sad to see them go
What word
@@finlaydenning3552 I guess they cut it out of the video by now, I cant say the word here, it was REALLY fucked tho
@@heunam3593 na man I need to know 😢
How did Noel get away with saying dump swump?
Hanging up on the therapist right before the Better Help segment was pretty funny
“With my kids in the back.”
“With someone else’s kids in the back.”
The Tiny Meat Gang Slotter-House would go HARD
hey guys nice podcast but it was a little bit weird whenever cody got up and vowed to "have relations" with noel's mom... guess its not that big of a deal thought Noel seemed cool with it. Besides that funny podcast.
😂
@@thenoelmiller Had to scroll for 10 mins straight to find this comment and ofc you reply😂
I love how the better help add came right after Noel said he hung up on his therapist lmfaoo
The gambling to better help segment is crazy 🎉🎉
Wow, I'm going to use the McDonald's app right now. Thank you TMG!
they’re joking abt Noel filming his sets and cutting to different clothes, but that’s exactly what happened in Aaron Chen’s special 😭😭
I was at the late show in San Diego and yeah Noel killed it, it was my first time at a comedy show and I def would go again
50:05 Cody went full dancing parrot mode
I went to the Phx show and it was the fastest hour and a half in my life. The show was so good I didn’t want it to end and Noel had me crying. 10/10 indeed 👏
Noel was PROUD of that glacial joke
The privilege of Mr PoopTest is outstanding. Those CGMs are so expensive, me and many other diabetics need those medical devices and he uses it as a fun accessory to help with his aging. Ugh
Turd quiz had me dying 🤣🤣🤣
Somehow the “reverse aging” on the thumbnail made them look older
I can’t even tell 😂
bruh it’s changed now wtf
@@matthew02 whooaaa.
Cody wants slot comments, okay. As a Vegas native who remembers being eight and waiting in line at restaurants adjacent to the slots, I love the slot talk. That’s my childhood. MORE SLOT TALK
I lowkey love the gambling talk
Thanks for cheering me up through hard times boys❤
Dre Drexler, you have 24 hours.
I got to try out the Rich Little Piggies slot machine today, life-changing experience
I noticed that cody seemed better in this episode. Hope rehab for the cocaine thing is going well!
I couldn't have asked for a funnier set, even though Noel says he didn't have an opener for Phoenix. Such a perfect night out, especially when he started uncontrollably whining about his childhood trauma !
i like the gambling talk. i dont gamble and im not planning to but its fun to hear about you guys losing money
the ending of beef wasnt that they were made for each other. it was how everyone is connected and "one," we all deal with our own shit and if we have empathy for one another we realize that we arent as different from each other as we may think
moments like "the poop test" is why i've been watching this podcast every week ever since they started it lmao
i was literally crying tears at the dooky test part
Props to whoever cut the betterhelp ad perfectly timed
I work in a veterinary laboratory, you'd be surprised how often people bring their pets' shit in ziploc bags instead of fecal containers. Creativity really is unmatched, I've seen shit in margarine and hummus containers, ketonal jars, wrapped in plastic bags, envelopes, said ziplocs...
28:01 "he hasn't read the book on that yet" severely underrated
No matter how far we progress in terms of humour, culture, society, age, etc: pee pee poo poo jokes will remain undefeated as the champion of funny haha's
You guys should have Leon Hendrix on your show - he's awesome, great content and good guy!
the reverse aging guy is going to de-age himself so much that he will be negative years old and find a way to harness those years to time travel. He goes back in time to have started this whole process sooner, then travels to the future just in time for deep space exploration where he enslaves aliens that will harness energy for his space ship that can travel through black holes to become a multiverse villain.
So this man has his own set of doctors that work in his house, and it was HIS doctors that said he’s biologically five years younger than his age? These doctors are just mutually agreeing to let this man believe what he believes and then back it up with ‘science’ and get a huge paycheck. Absolutely genius.
Omg i was just gonna go upstairs to put away clean laundry just when they started the gambling talk, i felt so seen. Scary shit lmao
starbucks AND mcdonalds ad reads, the boys are moving up!
crying at poop test
The lemons and limes are arranged so nicely and for what
noel should do a chris rock: kill the messenger type beat and release the special with cuts from each city depending on which hit better for that particular bit! can't wait to see the end result either way!
The level 5 thinking shit is sending me 😂😂😂😂😂
I was at the san diego show (my first comedy show) and I couldn't of asked for a better first timer
50:48 when Cody said diet it went wit the beat perfectly 😂
i want y'all to record every tmg episode at 4pm from now on, holy shit that was the funniest episode GOD 💥💥 love this podcast sm 🫶
Nahhh the cut from the hanging up on your therapist bit to the betterhhelp sponsor
A GLACIAL IM CRYING
Was at the San Diego late show and I can confirm it was a 10/10
Was not ready for how hard that beat was
gambling, plus a thats cringe, plus poop test made this an amazing epsiode im in tears
The Bryan Johnson anti ageing reaction gave me major Thats Cringe vibes
poop test bit had me CRYING
Yooo me and my brother and law have been so bored I’m glad we got a new episode fuck yeah
Great timing on the better help ad lmao
just to clarify MBS is the crown prince of Saudi Arabia, his father King Salman is the current King
Boys the average 10 year old isn't aging they're developing, you start aging when your cells don't replace themselves fast enough any more, so I think he's saying he has the same cell regeneration rate which is crazy
The poop test bit is a TMG all timer guys, I am crying I can barely type this
I LOVE THE GAMBLING
I think the phrase Cody's looking for is "Bigger number better person"
LMAOO cody saying hes gonna see twice in the ad read💀
Crazy seeing the better help sponsor after I just saw Noel in Phoenix
got into a collision while listening to this episode 🙌
We need a Cody and Noel Do: Gambling
i work at a "casino" in kentucky and i actually appreciated the gambling segment 😂
its fun hearing you guys talk about gambling
So glad to know that noel plays btd6
How do they expect us to comment about gambling when we have cocomelon type beat and poop test?
I'd love to hear Noels favourite BTD6 towers
Better Help ad couldn't have come at a better time.
I was at the San Diego late show and it was actually great.