Why is Mark Wahlberg’s Social Media So Weird? | TMG - Episode 291

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    Cody and Noel watch a somewhat cringe (and very euphoric) reaction to life after a darkness retreat, conduct a deep dive on Mark Wahlberg’s Instagram and try an assortment of Taco Bell beverages.
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    Chapters:
    0:00 Death by Cream Cheese
    0:57 Intro
    2:02 Space Construction
    4:05 PJ to Montana
    5:41 Jack Astor’s
    6:28 Ball Slammers Bar & Grill
    8:08 Taco Bell Cum Ball
    8:39 ZocDoc
    9:56 Taco Bell Merch Drop
    14:04 Lox of
    14:55 Frutista Freeze
    17:35 Hello Slots
    18:15 Emerging from The Darkness
    21:07 The McDonald's App
    22:26 So Beautiful
    24:21 The Kidnap Simulator
    25:45 Yes Theory
    27:34 Crying Through The O
    28:28 Pain Simulators
    29:24 Leon Hendrix
    30:48 The Dopamine Binge
    31:50 Snack Break
    33:12 Adrenaline on Ice
    35:45 Mike Stand
    37:43 Honey
    39:10 Hunter’s Accident
    44:28 Mark Wahlberg Online
    46:57 Wife Filmed Thirst Traps
    51:14 4 am wakeup
    56:40 Ladies Only
    57:30 Municipal
    1:00:54 Investing in Mark Wahlberg
    1:04:04 Figure it Out

Komentáře • 314

  • @reedmcrae
    @reedmcrae Před rokem +1403

    WE NEED 8BALL SPECIAL

  • @underconceivable
    @underconceivable Před rokem +270

    noel talking about a hypothetical restaurant where waitresses kick guys' nuts and then going "i need an advil" is the best way to describe this show

  • @kasraraffi2909
    @kasraraffi2909 Před rokem +669

    From podcasting in an apartment living room to international comedy tour and iron man/DJ…crazy

  • @gageoutkast4030
    @gageoutkast4030 Před rokem +284

    Shoutout Mark Wahlberg for being so loving towards the Vietnamese!!! Don’t believe me? Look up “mark wahlberg 80’s Vietnamese men”

    • @msmadmama
      @msmadmama Před rokem +60

      And didnt apologize for a long time cuz "he forgave himself"

    • @aus-li
      @aus-li Před rokem +14

      @@msmadmama But the great news is that he didn’t blind the poor man, he was already blinded from the war :/

  • @mattsherack
    @mattsherack Před rokem +166

    Someone go check Noel’s house for copious amounts of cream cheese. That cold open put me on edge

  • @wydneonn2247
    @wydneonn2247 Před rokem +682

    the love i have for this podcast is insane. since 16 i’ve tuned in every single week, im 19 now and keep doing so. things around me keep changing constantly but this is the only constant. it gives me stability. a ritual.

    • @isha4985
      @isha4985 Před rokem +40

      same. 14 to 18. they've been around for some of my most developmental years, one of the most consistent things in my life. crazy.

    • @benauxo
      @benauxo Před rokem +2

      sameeeee

    • @hasbulla2012
      @hasbulla2012 Před rokem +17

      3 years of poop jokes

    • @arsey1833
      @arsey1833 Před rokem +9

      same been watching since 15-16 except im 21 now 💀💀

    • @connorruggles8740
      @connorruggles8740 Před rokem +15

      I started watching them both on vine when i was 16, and I'm 27 now... insane

  • @believeinmatter
    @believeinmatter Před rokem +176

    I feel represented as a Canadian, Cody naming all these awesome chain restaurants we have lol 🤦‍♂️

  • @jthancock
    @jthancock Před rokem +81

    I'm surprised that Wahlberg went for a minority stake, I was under the impression that he doesn't like those sorts of stakes.

  • @topotondo828
    @topotondo828 Před rokem +36

    The girl in the "emerging from the darkness" bit sounds EXACTLY like Claire Michelle (the "You" girl) in both her voice and the way she speaks.

  • @Douglas.kong33
    @Douglas.kong33 Před rokem +37

    Idk why but the frutista freeze bit is killing me

  • @djoecav
    @djoecav Před rokem +31

    8:20 my buddy and I used to see if we could get away with mumbling "Cinnacum Delights" when we would order those. Like, "Can I get a 6-piece of the cinnacumdelightsand uh, do you guys have any coffee made right now?"

  • @diegoipg98
    @diegoipg98 Před rokem +26

    Get sponsored by McDonald's. Spend 10 mins of the podcast on a taco bell product-placement bit lmao

  • @user-fd1zw3dz7g
    @user-fd1zw3dz7g Před rokem +27

    Noel, a starcraft player pretending he doesnt know what it's like to discover the sunlight after 4 days without seeing the sun light

  • @tiredtobio
    @tiredtobio Před rokem +128

    whenever noel isn't feeling well, he ages 50 years and gets eyebags like the grand canyon

  • @Negative_NBG
    @Negative_NBG Před rokem +17

    I have never seen Noel genuinely anxious until he saw that skiing video XD

  • @nothintoseehere4912
    @nothintoseehere4912 Před rokem +36

    ive been going back and listening to old episodes and all i can find is episodes with noel and cody talking about gambling😂it’s a never ending loop

  • @ManicMama.
    @ManicMama. Před 11 měsíci +16

    As a single mom of 3 kids under the age of 7, the idea of 4 days in total darkness doesn't sound too bad lol I would literally just sleep the entire time

  • @yaboibigslime6789
    @yaboibigslime6789 Před rokem +11

    I fr thought they messed up the bleeps and I was like oh shit they doxxes themselves lol

  • @elaineberdahl9527
    @elaineberdahl9527 Před rokem +24

    Seeing a lot of comments ab Noel’s eyebags y’all😭 just had to say he was so funny and sharp in this pod. Sometimes the eyebags are eyebagging, happens to the best of us, but not many people could still be this on it while touring and doing all he does 🙌 They both have crazy commitment and work ethic

  • @jordylovesUuuuuu
    @jordylovesUuuuuu Před rokem +30

    I love these two small business owners trying to promote their merch, it warms my heart🥰

  • @frosty_teacup
    @frosty_teacup Před rokem +9

    That darkness retreat segment was the perfect combination of the That's Cringe "You." and "Energy O's" episodes. With the weird spiritual comments and the orgasmic sounds and all.
    I was getting déjà vu during that whole bit, seeing those people's reactions and hearing Cody and Noel make similar observations 😭

  • @than217
    @than217 Před rokem +60

    Noel's Mark Wahlberg impression is underrated.

  • @magdaleaba
    @magdaleaba Před rokem +10

    I was watching this and feel asleep, I dreamt I was at a theme park and echoes of Cody and Noel talking about ball slammers ruined my experience

  • @kellys3514
    @kellys3514 Před rokem +16

    LETS GO MCDONALDS APP!! 🤣🤣🤣 I do love skipping the line and sitting parked on my phone 😚

  • @stephenh4177
    @stephenh4177 Před 10 měsíci +5

    They should totally do the darkness thing but have somebody mooning them when they take off the blindfold😂

  • @notatallbroe
    @notatallbroe Před rokem +9

    28:30 cody sipping frutista is the funniest shit ever 😂😂

  • @tess3000
    @tess3000 Před rokem +16

    Cody eating the freeze thing was killing me

  • @secret99826
    @secret99826 Před 11 měsíci +7

    i’m going feral over the girl seeing the light and doing a speech 😭😭😭

  • @Howard_T_Duck
    @Howard_T_Duck Před rokem +20

    I’m positive that Noel has over fed someone cream cheese and then threw them in a walk in freezer.

  • @premiumreviews142
    @premiumreviews142 Před rokem +8

    They are already out of touch as it gets. Didn't even know the components to the most basic poor person's champagne, Baja blast.

  • @dr.peppersepper7259
    @dr.peppersepper7259 Před rokem +21

    Thank you for talking abt mark whalburg because no one is and his Instagram is fucking hilarious

  • @Z3R0BEAMIN
    @Z3R0BEAMIN Před rokem +3

    Started listening and then realized I was eating. I’ll come back in a little bit.

  • @TheBromie
    @TheBromie Před rokem +4

    16:36 If you mix blue raspberry slushie and mountain dew, it tastes just like baja blast

  • @S0LACE222
    @S0LACE222 Před rokem +10

    I’m excited for every wendesday to watch this podcast. One of the only things as of recent media wise I’ve ever felt that way for

  • @havenpriest
    @havenpriest Před rokem +3

    4:10 watching Noel getting the gears turning lol

  • @chandrasekharlimit4547
    @chandrasekharlimit4547 Před rokem +12

    I got it. Noel is Yugoslavian

  • @daisushki
    @daisushki Před rokem +5

    cody n noel do darkness retreat PLS!!!

  • @gliitch777
    @gliitch777 Před 11 měsíci +3

    Cody forgetting blind people exist lmaooo

    • @alexmac7103
      @alexmac7103 Před měsícem +1

      I was thinking the same thing

  • @selenaaa3757
    @selenaaa3757 Před 7 měsíci +1

    As a Canadian I'm so happy Cody brought up Canadian things 😭

  • @arturomnueve
    @arturomnueve Před rokem +13

    Mark is what Cody will be in 20 years.

  • @robbiegraham5271
    @robbiegraham5271 Před rokem +3

    How is cosplaying being blind a spiritual experience hahahahaha

  • @graciewebb2742
    @graciewebb2742 Před rokem +3

    25:18 I ate at a total darkness restaurant one time and it was the most stressful dizzying experience ever. Can not imagine 4 days….

  • @heyzg1139
    @heyzg1139 Před rokem

    Emerging from the darkness bit had gasping lol

  • @ethanwagner
    @ethanwagner Před rokem +37

    McDonalds didn’t know wtf they were signing up for with this one, they have historically dropped flagrant podcasts out of nowhere😂

  • @minecrafttornado
    @minecrafttornado Před rokem +1

    Yall seen the video of that woman driving her van with a missing tire? Thats what came to mind when Cody said molly driving 🤣

  • @iitstre_4550
    @iitstre_4550 Před rokem +11

    All those Taco Bell icees making me so jealous lmao

  • @evs2614
    @evs2614 Před rokem +4

    I predicted that they were going to talk about Mark Whalberg

  • @xoodrmoox9633
    @xoodrmoox9633 Před 9 měsíci

    Bruh when noel said there's no salsa in my burrito I was dying laughing 😂. Replayed it over and over just out loud laughing each time.

  • @jackfinn8446
    @jackfinn8446 Před rokem +3

    I can’t even watch these in public anymore coz I’ll just bust out laughing and mfs will think I’m insane💀

  • @ezrashove6660
    @ezrashove6660 Před rokem +2

    That gulp at 29:45 is wild

  • @futurescholar25
    @futurescholar25 Před rokem +7

    How are the boys gonna tempt me with taco bell then do a mcdonalds ad, id so use a taco bell promo code

  • @yuioyup
    @yuioyup Před rokem +4

    Cody looks like Mark Wahlberg and Jason Sidakus

  • @golds9967
    @golds9967 Před rokem +2

    We have a Montanas in Victoria, BC. Montana themed restaurant, they have a car hanging from the ceiling and when it's someone's birthday the car horn honks some elaborate and obnoxious honk. Basically just a ribs joint haha

  • @weijunior
    @weijunior Před 8 měsíci +2

    Marky Mark sure is a funky bunch.
    I wonder if he still knows how to use the stick like he used back in April 8, 1988

  • @matildapalombo4926
    @matildapalombo4926 Před 7 měsíci

    that pink taco part will forever kill me

  • @TheMeteorcase
    @TheMeteorcase Před rokem +2

    Goddamnit! Almost spat out my food hearing them make those fart noises in the beginning 😂😂😂

  • @llux
    @llux Před rokem +2

    no way a mcdonalds sponsorship but you’re eating taco bell

  • @deannaj3309
    @deannaj3309 Před rokem +10

    when you think about it coming out of the darkness retreat is really just the same as finishing a sem of uni after putting in 12+ hour days studying for finals or writing papers💀

  • @jcat3293
    @jcat3293 Před rokem

    Buffalo, NY here we also have Montanas and Jack astors from our Canadian neighbors !

  • @brookemorgan5085
    @brookemorgan5085 Před rokem +2

    okay but MONTANAS LETTING YOU DRAW ON THE TABLECLOTHS GAVE ME NOSTALGIA

  • @mattymae7044
    @mattymae7044 Před rokem +2

    The voice over sounds exactly like “You.” girl! 😅 19:20

  • @asantepauwels
    @asantepauwels Před rokem +2

    The best thing about Montanas is on you birthday you get to wear a moose helmet

  • @oliviadejager
    @oliviadejager Před rokem

    No I know Montanas, it was also in Nova Scotia, WILDDDD haven’t heard that in so love

  • @superbaal
    @superbaal Před 8 měsíci +1

    0:27 yo how u do the carrot in pufferfish sound tho?

  • @Orochi45
    @Orochi45 Před rokem +5

    All this designer got me drip drip 💧💧that part🗣️🗣️

  • @FilthyDagger7
    @FilthyDagger7 Před rokem +2

    Need a damn ad blocker for this podcast this is insane

  • @GanjaFreedom420
    @GanjaFreedom420 Před 5 měsíci

    Jet skiing on Molly lol

  • @jorgeskuf
    @jorgeskuf Před rokem +4

    noel is always eating, also he opens a bag like a maniac

  • @relentlessjpg
    @relentlessjpg Před rokem +1

    The one time they talk about Sacramento positively is about the sketchiest Taco Bell I’ve ever been to

  • @memes_r_underrated
    @memes_r_underrated Před rokem

    Bruh 59:48 is literally what my mind was thinking when I saw the “all this designer got me drip drip” vid 💀

  • @winoma9867
    @winoma9867 Před rokem +3

    Gentrifying the prison hole is insane

  • @sigmapopsical272
    @sigmapopsical272 Před rokem +5

    I sleep to these podcasts every night 🌙 cured my insomnia, I laugh at the jokes mid falling asleep
    And I get the craziest dreams haha

  • @whoyoufightin1442
    @whoyoufightin1442 Před 10 měsíci

    This just kept getting more unhinged by the minute and I needed that omg. Did not think I'd be seeing Noel sip a frutista freeze off of the table with a straw today, but I did and will take that as a win
    Edit: near the end and I'm crying from laughing

  • @Stinkychicken93
    @Stinkychicken93 Před 11 měsíci +2

    I mean people that are blind manage okay 😂 I think it's ok, the isolation is probably the worst part

  • @jaylin2415
    @jaylin2415 Před rokem +7

    what does cody think blind people do…

  • @lewisgilbertson7506
    @lewisgilbertson7506 Před rokem +4

    the second he mentioned the ferrari driver i knew he was talking about charles leclerc because that dude loves so many different hobbies, he even learned how to play the piano well and dropped 2 songs in like the past week 😂

  • @josuehernandez9530
    @josuehernandez9530 Před 9 měsíci

    For the darkness retreat, they want that Shawshank experience

  • @ksj_uk
    @ksj_uk Před rokem +1

    I am DYING to see Cody jet skiing on Molly

  • @gd2261
    @gd2261 Před rokem +3

    That girl sounds like the girl from the “you” video haha

    • @charmainevillamin4658
      @charmainevillamin4658 Před rokem +1

      That's what I was thinking too! I did a double take and thought, 'wait, is that her? '

  • @basementbanter6091
    @basementbanter6091 Před rokem +1

    There’s literally an ad every 6 seconds 😊

  • @faithkeyes
    @faithkeyes Před rokem +7

    EIGHT BALL PLEASE

  • @Rivarya
    @Rivarya Před 9 měsíci

    Jet skiing on molly sounds so fuckin fire.

  • @clairegar3
    @clairegar3 Před rokem +1

    one time, i was casually walking the 'walk of fame' and ran into mark wahlberg. we talked for a while and i ended up being in a commercial for 'la la land' with him.... so random

  • @djentlover
    @djentlover Před rokem

    Lmao I love Noel's face here 35:08

  • @sickgurl138
    @sickgurl138 Před rokem +1

    Y'all both stoned on this episode 😂

  • @4evaPuffy
    @4evaPuffy Před rokem

    In orlando we have an unfinished building off the side of the highway called the I-4 Eyesore lol its been like 22 years of memes since its never been finished! I live in Barcelona now and i think the Sagrada Familia will be finished before the I-4 Eyesore lmao

  • @tesa10100
    @tesa10100 Před rokem +3

    the girl in the first blackout video sounds exactly like the girl from thats cringe: you

  • @vinnyll
    @vinnyll Před rokem +5

    noel's eye bags are deeper than usual, is he good? lol guessing that's what an tour does to you and still making banger videos and multiple podcasts

  • @emptylnms5393
    @emptylnms5393 Před 9 měsíci

    I feel like I would have the biggest fucking headache after being in darkness forever

  • @chelseavirtanen-murphy394

    The Canadians are absolutely fucking loving the restaurant references in the beginning btw

  • @jayy4735
    @jayy4735 Před rokem +1

    why have they been eating every episode ? 😹

  • @kranticarmin
    @kranticarmin Před rokem +1

    Cody & Noel Do: Mental Breakdown Simulator
    (please)

  • @nickb2300
    @nickb2300 Před rokem

    As Montanan I’d say we’d be equivalent to a waiter who works at the most rundown Applebees

  • @msmadmama
    @msmadmama Před rokem

    There is a place by me called Kong Dog that is all corn dogs and they have some dipped in cereal like fruity pebbles. And a ramen one, a churro one, and a bunch of other weird stuff

  • @curist8411
    @curist8411 Před 9 měsíci

    "ahh its so beautiful the outside world... where the fuck is my phone and airpods"

  • @UnoxOW
    @UnoxOW Před rokem

    i cant be the only one who thought the back of the TMG merch said "TOPG"

  • @beanyoda
    @beanyoda Před rokem +1

    use to be a line cook at montannas haha. dont trust the spinichas dip

  • @2amazing101
    @2amazing101 Před 11 měsíci +3

    Glacial crevasses are insane. I met this guy Jim Davidson at an event where he told the story of how he and his friend fell to the bottom of one. He somehow survived the fall and had to spend hours climbing up the walls alone, knowing no one would ever find his body if he didn't make it out. Absolutely wild stuff. He has a book about it called "The Ledge" and also has one called "The Next Everest" about when he was climbing Everest and an earthquake hit, causing a scenario similar to the movie Everest but even dealier.

  • @jameshn7159
    @jameshn7159 Před rokem +2

    WHY ARE THERE 1000 ADDS IN THIS VIDEO

  • @bobjames4815
    @bobjames4815 Před rokem

    dudeee marky mark was driving his car at 4am with his handbrake on lmfaooooooo