No Fap | TMG - Episode 307
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- čas přidán 6. 06. 2024
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Cody and Noel review Conor McGregor’s sack shot, share why they stopped jacking off and discuss Trump’s recent mugshot. Plus, Noel’s recent Sudafed bender, Cody’s meeting with the CZcams CEO, what cum smells like and their new ploy to collect an army of slot machines.
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Chapters:
0:00 Cody’s Commute from Hell
5:16 Intro
6:22 We’re Pregnant w/ Bovid
10:05 Beyonce in Vegas
11:00 Doordash
12:35 Noel’s Weekend Bender
14:31 Collecting Slot Machines
16:38 Verstappen: The GOAT
20:11 Meeting The CZcams CEO
22:14 Life Advice from a 34 Year Old
27:21 Conor McGregor Shows Sack
31:44 Trump Shot
33:45 Training Our Diets
36:01 Sweaty Kart Sesh
39:39 CEO Fires Unpaid Intern
46:10 Seeking Instant Relief
49:38 Shameless OnlyFans Promo
52:54 Does Cum Smell?
55:44 No Fapping in The Shower
1:00:07 Why We Stopped Jerkin’
1:06:55 Bonus Time
yall need to do a one hour cold open
the intro just plays halfway thru the episode or something
@@arochaleonardo Then they talk for 15 more minutes then go to bonus
If you skip the intro it basically is that 😂
Just noel doing stand up until Cody shows up 2 hours later
@@Tenji140isn't that what his shows are for 😂
Kelsey and Cody’s kid is my favorite industry plant
My favorite industry plant is a philodendron :)
First podcast nepo baby
@@MikeEllchukvery good plant :)
It’s gonna be a battle between their baby and Megan Trainor’s baby
It took Cody an hour and a half of driving to realize he was on earth and no where near their space craft. That’s crazy!
Don’t forget, the launchpad is on Earth
Cody and Noel ain’t pregnant but damn they always deliver
🔥🫄🏻🔥
don't let them see this they'll use it for one of their songs
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I can't tell if you recommented the top comment on the website or are the same person and just commented it twice knowing it was gonna be a banger the second time
@@theendoftheworld9921 same person man I’m yung chode on TMG app😂👍
i just know cody had that dad rage with the traffic. i can hear his “C’MONN”
But you just know he would never truly get violent
@@mariya_tortillait'd be a more defeated type of "c'mon!"
Noel eats food like that one kid who brought McDonald's for lunch after coming back from a doctor's appointment.
19:29 "What do you think im training for?" I know Noel played that off as a joke, but I can see in his eyes that theres a dream there. I believe in you Noel 😤
Noel I know you hate eating but we are rooting for you king
the sandwich is a prop. its made of resin. they commissioned an artist to make it for this episode
@@_e8await is it actually? i’m so confused lol
@@jojobarz541for your own sake, pls never take anything in these comments seriously
yo noel chill my man your voice is already deep enough you dont need to go all alpha on us. my gf listens to this podcast so dont do it again.
I love how the coffee table book stack is just getting taller and taller
Noel walking out as soon as the first ad break starts is so funny
I’m 24, 2.5 years outta college and honestly one of my best memories was listening to new and old episodes of the pod after working out and eating my shitty campus protein bowl. Life after school can have u feeling so lost and depressed, but part of my way to feel better is listening to u guys. Really appreciate Cody and Noel.
Great episode guys just finished it
Yeah my favorite part was when they talked about that thing at 47:17
"uploaded 12 minutes ago" hmm....
it absolutely sickens me that you would come on here and tell lies like this. lots of people can't find the time to listen to the whole thing before commenting man. like youre just gloating about the fact that you finished the podcast. but you probably didn't even listen to the whole thing yet, you just want to brag about it. its honestly so messed up. I'm stuck on the first door dash ad read. have some respect
@@_e8a😭😭💀
wdym you finished this is the no fap episode
Cody, my guess is your nervous system was overstimulated from the cold plunge, heightening your anxiety, and you stood up too fast to get in the shower which is why the equilibrium in your ear messed up and you got the ringing probably. If youre anxious you don’t have to make it so cold so you’re not dying to get out!
All the coke probably didn’t help either
noel’s voice sounding deep asf this episode, did his balls drop or smth?
He just had his 17th birthday 🎉
he has bovid these nuts in his mouth
10:00: "bobid"
Watched it in 50x amazing pod guys.
I love the part where Cody says
i liked the part where noel recited all 50 states in a quarter of a second
does cody have a google alert for trending lesbian haircuts before he hits the barber or what
Lmfao dude☠️
Noel’s voice got that giga brad energy this week
thank god its not just me. i thought i was going insane
Hope Cody recovers from his addiction before he has twins !
Am I gonna get bullied if I say this is getting old?
@@worhtog nah i agree some jokes deserve death eventually
F them mans addictions
I’ll say a prayer ❤
58:13 no one’s talking about how awesome noels “come clean” line was
How did Cody mail the mug shot so good 😭
i was eating and just looked up at the screen and cody was there perfectly imitating it and i almost choked like i did not expect that
“I don’t think I can legally ask you that actually “ 😂😂😂 HR CODY
Listened to the whole thing! Got some cigarettes and lost my kids college fund playing slots. Amazing stuff guys! Very funny
Noel must have swallowed a whole cup of honey, his voice so sensual this EP
25:15
Noel: Yeah
25:17
Noel: 2x Yeah
25:18
Cody: Yeah
Noel voice sounding extra crispy today
i’ve never been into gambling but listening to cody and noel talk about it makes me want to start. brb booking my ticket to vegas
You should start smoking too, they taught me that it’s cool and now I’m on a pack a day.
The "core of jiz and hair" line is the first time this podcast has straight up made me gag
I just hate that it has the same structure as "a court of thorns and roses" lmaoo
Why does noel sound absolutely delicious this episode
"Nutting is honestly fire." Im 22 and I cant stop laughing.
me laughing hysterically out loud right before cody says “it’s not funny.” is awesome 🤣
Even after Noles bovid and cordy driving to work for 2,5 hours (possibly also jerking it in the car), you guys did a fantastic job with this episode
cordy
cody's explanation for the first 5 mins felt like 2 and a half hours 😭😭wym the pod is an hour long?
Cody checking his phone on pod: “oh wow Kelsey had the baby 🥳”
Hunter’s gonna lose his mind when he hears Noel’s voice on this one
The laugh track snippet on Noel's bread joke sent me into a spiral for .5 seconds thanks gang appreciate it
Love how old these guys are,, they make me feel so young
58:41 😂😂 funniest part of the whole podcast
It actually is a funny moment how'd you do that? Time traveller? Or did you just see "fapping" and skip straight ahead
The sound editing for Cody's angry eyebrows is so good 😂🤣🤣
Love these dudes so much
54:23 the comedian Patrice O'Neal found out that he had diabetes because a girl he pissed on said his piss tasted like birthday cake lol
Noel experienced all of teenage years in a weekend
why is noels voice hot rn... wtf
love noel talking about cs lol. i lowkey need to hear him talk more
heheh i love eating my lunch whilst I hear Cody and Noel choke on theirs 🤭
Codys marriage to having a kid arc was quicker than his ketamine to cocaine arc it’s mind blowing
anyone else wondering where Noel gets his breakfast burrito?
Released just as I made my morning coffee LET'S GOOO
What a scrumptious episode
52:38 I was listening to this while at work. And how Cody and Noel played out the hypothetical was almost exactly how I pictured it. Lmao. 😂
Noel the type of guy to not fap
This episode genuinely had me laughing so hard the whole way through 😂 great stuff guys
Good video, just finished, gonna watch the episode now
Thank god iv been dying of boredom thanks bois 😅😂
With each passing year Cody becomes more and more of a Chad
That just means he’s always been one and is becoming more comfortable in it lol.
@@ohaijrosehe’s just Ken ❤
You guys should do more TMG skits lol
my favorite part of when Cody met the CZcams CEO was when he asked them how much money they make
Cody got that dad style already
Serving a mission and this is the last episode ill be able to watch for two years
can’t wait to sign up for dashpash
its an incredible cervix
cold showers also gave me anxiety and straight up made me more scared of pools. it's the dumbest but realest thing
dude what a great episode
vegas talk is awesome keep it up
LOL I love old episode references!
noel’s ill voice sounds so fire for no reason. make a song while sick bro
I love the faint buzzing in the background of the entire episode
sometimes I listen to tmg without headphones and I always regret it when ppl are around..
😂😂 i’m excited for my chill 30’s
I think I speak for all tmg fans when I say we want more slots content 🤑
Got a betterhelp ad that started with a guy saying "it's ok to not be ok" right when Cody was saying "I'm ok" to himself. I thought it was part of the pod for a second
finally Noel is talking in his normal voice
i unironically love the gambling talks, please don't stop or repress it
Guy on the right looked like a young Mark Wahlberg in the thumbnail, and that's who I thought it was at first lol
I’m bricked up rn
Cody and Noel, dont get told what to do by your producers. Yall the bosses. Yall do what yall want!
Love when the pod starts with la traffic
25:10 we all have that one dude in the party who needs a therapist just from how hard they grind the game. Not to mention the intense unaddressed anger issues caused by childhood trauma 🤣
We finally got a real F1 segment lets goooooo, even though it's for Max lol😂
I should NOT have been eating for that last third of the episode
had to come to this video just to confirm it was Noel talking. Damn, that bovid made his voice deep
Bonus preview looked kinda fire, might make me act up :O
Damn, can't wait for the Cody drives channel
yall get me so hungry when you eat at the start
5:08 why did Noel make that face I got scared lmao
That God damn shower drain bit had me in shambles
I’ll laugh my ass off if Cody puts on a dad bod
As a 22 yr old, I felt personally attacked by this podcast
It was comforting for me
that sandwich looks so good bro
Great episode guys just finished 👌👈
Just was on a bender watching tmg music videos..... PLEEEEAAASSSEEEE guys make more music
Someone make an edit of 25:30 where they just say “yeah” back and forth to each other forever
Please talk about gambling more guys- we love it sooo much 😑
Come back to UTD next year! Your set was great!
Talk about the ultimate subliminal advertising. Just realized the hot qheels set we got my son for christmas is the same one in the back of the ship
20:31 just looking for a yes or no on that one Noel
i took her to my penthouse and i freaked it
the title jumpscared me bc we’re reading fap at school (fly away peter)
51:30 thought Noel was gonna do the anitta challenge for a second there 😳 jaja
"my social battery is gone, cause I called my mom" relatable
I relapsed because of you guys.... thanks