Girl Defined… Redefined | TMG - Episode 292
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- čas přidán 3. 05. 2024
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Cody and Noel revisit the evolution of morning routine guys, which will inevitably lead to a new beginning for both them and Girl Defined. Plus, how to scam with Grindr, the next reason Ai is targeting the human race, and a whole lot of phallic plants.
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Chapters
0:00 Massive Fever
0:53 Intro
1:58 Race Winner
2:31 Spluge On Yourself
5:09 How Deez
5:45 Branzito Everyday
6:54 Southern Pit Boss
8:22 How Old is Big Jake?
10:30 Door Dash
12:35 Burnt Ends w/ Big Jake
14:30 Cody The Sequel
16:23 First In-N-Out
17:38 Mark Wiens’ CPM
19:11 Coddled Baby Stomach
21:04 BetterHelp
23:26 Saffy’s
24:29 Shoutout AdAge
25:27 Fart Mics
26:12 Phallic Plant??
27:46 Grindr Network
29:35 Phallic Plant Reversed
31:12 God, Goals & Growth
34:49 Honey
36:46 Morning Routine Guys Now
39:09 Alternative Universe Girl Defined
41:43 High on Prayers
43:47 Dr Drugs
47:15 Ai Attack on Skin Tags
48:54 Stamps
50:43 Cyber Truck
52:08 Fired for Sneezing
52:50 Car Content
56:25 Extreme Youtubing
58:31 The Jokes Hierarchy
1:00:47 Bankrolling Twitter Blue
1:05:16 Horticulture Podcast
This is my Super Bowl.
ur so real for this
Must be a pretty big bowl! Am I right fellas
Every 4 years. Maybe the Olympics
@SuperThirst dude that Life According to Jimmy sketch back in the day was hilarious
@jacob F no, you're hilarious 🥲
Have you guys tried to get girl defined on the pod? That would be either the funniest or most awkward conversation ever
Awkward
No way they show up. One dick or sexual reference and its suddenly a sermon on staying pure before marriage
definitely awkward
i feel like they had mentioned cody and noel and i don't think they'd be down for that
@@gabooper yeah i doubt it, i feel like they'd be too scared that the boys would either make fun of them or call them out on their godly shit
Noel isn’t bald enough for me in this episode.
i feel this hard lol
im DEAD at this comment y’all are so funny 💀 didn’t even notice
I can see the literal individual hairs it's stressing me out
Don’t talk about live action Krillin that way
@@ElPresidenteMargz just you wait for his solar flare
I never clicked on one of your episodes so quickly, hope the name is not just a clickbait. Moses and Ezekiel are back baby
It was definitely clickbait 😂
Definitely click bait but still hilarious
@@wawfleu i’m glad i read this cause i was thinking the timestamps were purposely being trolly just to make you watch the whole video lol
cody becoming a god guy wouldn’t even surprise me
Cody would be the most insufferable youth group leader ever 😂😂😂😂
It wouldn’t surprise me, but it would scare me
he had so many phases already
Ughhh don’t manifest this
The way some of you lot perceive Cody is questionable
Imagine Noel as a youth group pastor but he’s actually evil and a bad influence
So he'll fit right in
So just what he's been doing all this time then
See most recent stretch and fade
You just described this podcast
So like a youth group pastor
Cody and Noel Do: Conversion Camp
😭
Noel with a beard is wild
he looks surprisingly similar to how he looks normally
Latino neck beard
The foo booster
Bro is Ainu for sure
THAT'S WHAT'S DIFFERENT
The camera at 18:30 switching from Noel without glasses to Noel with glasses cracked me up😂
SAME ahahahahah
LOL
they’re in their fundie fridays era
Niche comment, but loving seeing this reference here lol
yessss omg
I literally just finished her girl defined 4 video before watching this lol
Seriously. When weirdly specific worlds collide it’s a good day
TMG now stands for The Men of God
Happy to hear you guys like our Busa snow bike!
oh u like busa?
I feel like if you’re going into a relationship truly intending to marry the person at the beginning you’re gonna be willing to look look past a lot of red flags so you don’t have to start over
I feel like doing that is insane. Like I could feel I'm ready to settle down and think this person seems like a good fit, but that's still different than saying I WILL marry them
@@patrickmcpartland1398 yeah unfortunately in a lot of religious communities they have a “date to marry or don’t date at all” mindset and I think having marriage at the front of your mind in a relationship is not a good foundation for a healthy one. Like I’ve been with my bf 3 years and wanna marry him but I’m 20 and we’re both like “yeah no. 4 more years at least”
@@ellabiddy4741 yeah I see this mentality so often with young Christians, it’s kinda sad to see that they will put up with literally the worst things just so that they can have a husband
@@Daphnia884 and what a lot don’t talk about… so they can have sex. Happens more often than you think. My bf’s aunt is like 60 and she got married last year just so she could have sex. Not sure how that info got to him but the ceremony was very religious and yeah. They can’t deal with celibacy so they get married. Probably thinking the sexual attraction is true love
@Ella Biddy Hold up she was a virgin until she like 59? Hopefully he's making sure she gets all that sexual tension out.
i was JUST rewatching the girl defined classics earlier today, crazy
Isn’t it wild when that happens
bro stop this is why he never grows it out anymore😹😹😹
hearing cody say capitalism congo instead of bongo had me dead
Southern pit boss as a category on Grindr is hilarious 😭😭😭
We are all collectively experiencing the same joy
This is beautiful
cody: can i show you this?
noel: of course😂.... no
why are they so cute tho
My boomer ass boyfriend who is not chronically online like myself has just been introduced to the world of dees jokes for the first time. I hit em with the Malone Brown and he told me to move out.
“I’ll give you keyz nuts”
“Ladies and gentlemen, you know what that sound is, that is the ad bongo” 💀 funnier than it should’ve been
And later he called it the capitalist Congo- it doesn't make sense yet it is so funny 😄
One time in college my friend and I were painting her apartment and we needed a ladder. We didn’t want to buy one so I turned my age range all the way up on tinder and swiped right on a bunch of old men. 20 minutes later a 60 YO man showed up to drop off his ladder, painting tape, brushes, etc. and even left us his truck to bring it back when we were done. It was the most chill interaction and I’ve done it anytime I need tools since.
Might just splooge on a TMG membership
44:13 I love that Cody opens his arms out to receive the heavy invisible name drop Noel gives him
I love Noel and Cody just gassing up that southern food guy 🙌🏽 Wholesome start to the podcast
another notable part about the grindr thing is that it’s also a bunch of guys without much better to do in the moment than scroll a dating app so they’re more likely to help out. it’s literally genius
Aint no way they finally got them on
I refuse to believe it
well, they didn't.. hahhaha
The first five minutes of the video cody is staring at the burger instead of noel
He kept saying how much he wanted a bite and Noel ignored him everytime🤣🤣🤣🤣
First two minutes and I’m cryin bc I literally have Scarlet fever right now. A grown woman with some Oregon trail shit
How many settlers died on the way?
How the fuck do people get Scarlet fever in 2023????
I thought that was an Old World disease 😂
I wonder if an untested drug that triggers an unstoppable auto immune reaction and was thrust upon everyone regardless of pre existing conditions could be to blame for the explosion of viruses including old ones?? 🧐
@@CountGremlinIt’s usually observed in people who have strep throat cause it’s the same bacteria. Treatable with anti biotics though so hopefully OP will be okay 🙏
@@CountGremlin bro you’re telling meeeeeee HahahHAHAH
apparently it’s still fairly common w kids and I work with kids :/ lmao
Day 2 of antibiotics and the rash is already gone yay
17:26 Cody went full Canadian for a couple seconds
The parasocial worry I have for Noel is really strong this ep ❄️
finally ive been waiting for this weeks episode im so fucking deunk i was abt to pass out u turned my frown uspside down thank u cody and noel
This is strangely cute
I at least expected cody to finally get back at noel by pulling a "Howdees? Howdees nuts constantly in your mouth."
I cannot believe no one has commented about the Grindr notification going off @1:00:20! That cracked me up so hard.
Fr, I thought that was a bit😭😭
Lmao Cody getting jealous of Hunter taking Noel away from him
The "doctor doing drugs" bit was done in Seinfeld with Brian Cranston, fantastic bit, and was suggested by a stage hand to Brian.
Also, George says he would name is his son Seven
Splurged is an understatement Noel
sploodged
Splurged isn't an understatement, it's the wrong statement. The correct one is splooged
@@lepus6511 cant wait to splooj on myself when i get back from work, just gotta find something sploojworthy online first
the Seinfeld connections in this episodes was weird. Noel saying that he knows a kid named "Seven" (coined by George) and then when talking about the doctors taking a hit of the gas is a classic Jerry and the Dentist (played by Bryan Cranston) moment
Girl Defined x TMG OnlyFans collab???
I can see cody having like a tall kid. my dad is 5”7 but both my brothers are 6”1
Name better combo than the tmg podcast and Noel eating and smacking into the mic the entire episode.
That was DEFINITELY the sound of a Grindr notification 1:00:34
Loud and clear😭
The moment you described the PIT BOSS I knew exactly who you would be talking about
Not the grindr notification sounds coming from the crew at the end of the pod 😂😂😂
Noel looking good as hell with the facial hair!!!!!
Lol EMT here. Bros friend was not a Paramedic straight out of HS. You've got to go in order. Bro was an EMT straight out of highschool, which you can start at 17 as long as you're 18 before graduation, and Paramedic school is about 2 years, and is the equivalent of an associates degree. It comes with hundreds of clinical hours that you cannot participate in at all without first being an EMT.
Was gunna comment this too 😅 an 18 year old paramedic is a scary thought 😂
Noel lying on this podcast?!??? what a shocker!
Non emt here. The distinction is not the most relevant to us from the outside
I went to school with a boy named “VI” which is “Six” in Roman numerals. So his name is Six. His mom’s name is Barbie
This comment was a rollercoaster
At least she didn’t name him Ken. Oedipus complex would go hard
My mom's name is Barbie 😁
@@jennahoffart9968 the Barbie I know is a name she chose for herself, and you have a normal name at least, sounds like a good mom
I would love for the big Jake guy to come on the pod, I feel like he is an interesting character lol
“A weak burger you can chew and still talk, a burger with strength you chew”
I'm getting that's cringe nostalgia seeing girl defined get referenced
Them Shutting down Ryan’s attempts at jokes are so fucking hilarious 💀
1 of 2 podcast intros I’ll never skip. Still fire!
8:17 as a southern queer person who loves to barbecue, I’m absolutely stealing this line. I’m in a very specific demographic to really really appreciate that whole bit lmao
I love how at 45:00 they literally recreated that Bryan Cranston Seinfeld bit
3 min in and I’m already liking the video just for “I spluged a little”
10:00 as someone who has been picked up twice for that, that’s honestly one of the biggest reasons I could never go into that field and would take all the precautions necessary to get myself okay mentally before it got to that point again. I’ve seen it first hand but can’t imagine walking in on something like that.
i love y’all but i’ll never not be upset about the way noel talked about andrew tate as if he isn’t a horrifyingly misogynistic psycho
You’re child wearing a diaper who is chronically online, get over it
No fucking way Cody The Sequel Ko is actually gonna be canon
I was almost late for a uni class, this for some reason reminded me to go to it, thank you for your service gentleman
When Noel brought up a peach I knew I was in for a journey but I really got a performance
whoever does the time stamps needs a raise hahah
I babysit a little girl named Seven. I didn't know there were any other Seven's out there lol
I knew a kid named Elleven. Not Eleven. Elleven.
We all called him Levin.
When my friend and I went to Vietnam, she got sick from eating fruit from street vendors because flies kept landing on it. I just ate hot food and drank beers from the street vendors and was absolutely fine lol
Big fans of all things TMG, Cody, and Noel. Appreciate you. #Onsomecrazyshit
Jesus loves you, praying over you! God loves you so so very much, He is proud of you
Noel totally lurks on Fundie Snark Uncensored.
The girl defined videos are what got me into the fundiesnark community originally crazy to hear y’all talk about them again after years of keeping up with their bullshit myself lmao
noel looks like the 😎 emoji
This was just a throw back episode. Thank you
Literally watched both of the vids last night crazy how the algorithm predicts the future 😂
Noel saw the theme of the episode and got as coked out as humanly possible before they hit record just to be able to get through it
never thought i'd live to see this day.
As an avid watcher of big Jake, I would like to inform that he lost a bunch of weight in the past year which is awesome.
Hell yes big jake
Speaking on corrupting homies from god, in high school one of my Mexican buddies was a Jehovah’s Witness and was tired of living under jehovah, so he started coming to raves with me and my friends and doing molly and completely shed away all those jehovah walls and became one of the best dudes I’ve ever met. Only dabbled with things like that for a little but it was enough to open his eyes to the real world. It was crazy to us he never celebrated a birthday until his 16th when we threw a party for him.
Edit: this is a very vague recount of those times, don’t crucify me 😂
as a 5'11 woman whose height comes from her mothers 6'4 brother, i have hope for cody 2's wrestling career.
That makes it sound like your moms brother is your dad lmao
Mom and sisters in Cambo make street food a treat. The stomach pain after is worth it once in awhile.
Of course Cody likes the cybertruck
24:11 love the Ryan slander, Ryan hater since day 1 💯
Cant believe they didnt watch any videos about babyjakes weight loss transformation that guys the goat
These are my fave type of videos
literally have had food poisoning the last day and it was Hell On Earth listening to yall yak about food for the first seven minutes lmfao
I love that they just did a seinfeld bit in the middle of the pod
I been waiting for this one. TURN IT UP!!
Teasing Ryan is so funny!! Please keep it going
Perfect birthday gift. Just the morning after
Cody becoming a morning routine grinder would be the end of it
As a surgical technologist. I can confirm.. a lot of them are HARD buzzin
51:29 can’t wait for Cody The Sequel
cody’s running faster than my demons chasing me
can we all agree…cody needs to have claire michelle from the “you.” video on the podcast. she said she’d love to meet him one day. it could literally be such a short segment but i think we need the closure on that one. plus she wants to teach him how to make a smoothie bowl
The ad cracked me up!!! 😭😂
Cody yelling at his kid using his full name would be hilarious, how you supposed to be mad saying "Cody 'The Sequel' Kolodziejsyk"
"sometimes i need to use my own muscles and move my own couch" ahahah
BRING BACK THE SUCCESSION DISCOURSE!
ikr I need it
15:10 That's funny because Andre 3000 and Erykah Badu's son's name is actually Seven
Actually probably the funniest door dash ad ever
When I was eating street food in Seoul, Korea a couple months ago I kept thinking "This is gonna make me so sick, this can't be clean..." but never once got sick from the street food, I was surprised.
I always think about that, cause in my college class called Cultural Foods we watched a video about street food in India and they had a cage full of birds right next to their dead brethren on the table like that cannot be safe but you don’t really hear much about getting sick from street food. Probably cause it’s locally sourced, cooked, then immediately eaten so there’s not a lot of opportunity for contamination
its so weird that street food isnt much of a thing in the US. what would our world be without miraculously good street food
@@MM-bw2lu We have our versions for sure, like hot dog, street corn, and tamale stands. And those guys camped out in parking lots with their busted up smokers who have good ass BBQ lmao. But it's definitely not a common option for people here. Lameee.
It took me literally 5 minutes to remind myself what the actual word was they were replacing with 'spluge'. I know I'm gonna accidentally say it at some point in my life now
the tesla part had me IN TEARS
it’s weird listening to the ads for doordash as i listen to this while doordashing
Omg I love you guys 😭
I haven’t even skipped the first commercial yet and I’m wiggling in my seat