The Kombucha King
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Marvels top 3 villains:
Thanos
Dre Drexler
GT Dave
Isch25 no no no
shaggy
thanos
Dre Drexler
GT Dave
Sand Box shaggy is a hero
What about *mattyfuckingsmokes*?
@@duffi5290 He is a hero, blowing 200 nick at all the vilians
Stop 😫😆😅😂
I got second hand loneliness from this
Your parents should have a better relationship with you
K Breezy bro what????
what the hell is this thread of comments
i been had loneliness catch up
Right?? this is the kind of shit that's begging for a bloody revolution...
i love how they are so respectfully disrespectful
Jim?
i challenge you to a chicken eating contest
@@nosh8197 halpert
@@AshxAnn ok
You're stealing company time jim!
MICHAEL? MICHAEL!
what is insane according to Noel:
1. Not having Sriracha
2. Not having butter
Sriracha
Sriracha
Sriracha
Sriracha
Sriracha
GT Dave is living in a Black Mirror episode
literally what i was thinking lol
Literally
thats the best way someone could've described him
It's just like the episode Fifteen Million Metris wtf
Shame Less oh my god nffnndd
This dude is a straight up Sim, that's the only place I've seen similar decor..
The Sims is exactly what it made me think of!
He came out of Sims 1. That's why the furniture is so spread out, otherwise he'd get stuck on it.
When he said: "This is what Kanye was going for but Kanye is just not crazy enough" Kanye probably saw this and took it personal 💀💀💀💀
in his mind he was just like
“OH YOU WANT CRAZY? I’LL GIVE YOU CRAZY MF”
💀💀💀💀
cody: "invite somebody over!!"
gt dave: ...that man has a point. *proceeds to invite cody and noel to his place*
lmao yes xDD
the guy is actually really sweet and wholesome :)
This man *IS* a stock image.
That's... so fucking accurate.
This man has not struggled one day of his life
DO A FREELEE THE BANANA GIRL THATS CRINGEEEE ❤️❤️❤️ love ur acc it’s the best one so far
this man is *THE* stock image
@@jonathanquiros6280 he's definitely not Mr Struggle
noel's necessities:
- butter
- sriracha
.
How else are you able to make knock off buffalo wings
Stuffs God when combined
The meme history behind this video is so crazy.
Brittany Broski saw this and went to buy a kombucha and is now famous bc the gay community loved her TikTok so much.
I never knew that chicks name and looked it up and it blew my mind
bruh THAT'S why she drank that kombucha??
@@idontneedaname318 she even hung out with GT Dave! czcams.com/video/LMqFxh6EYQM/video.html
Bro no way , I just looked it up I did not know that’s wat she was reacting to 😂😂
What gay community? I've never heard of this chick lol
"my mom had cancer" Cody: that fridge is fuckin sick
I just know that GT Dave doesn’t sleep. He plugs himself into an outlet in the wall at night and charges his battery
sophie yeah lol there’s only the chair and an outlet with a cord in his room😂
He is a tesla
You confused him with his younger brother EV Dave, GT Dave still uses gas engine just like his older brother Turbo Dave 😂
Look at his eyes
What up mother from umbrella academy 😂
When the kombucha king said 🗿 I felt that
I feld it
That shit hit different
@@tigercubra1070 😂
I resonated more with 🤖
kumbucha"
"He just invites two regular people to his house" little did they know...
Guys he has a baby boy now with his partner Allan!
Billionaire dad. Lucky kid.
aw thats pretty cute actually
@Harvey Smith turn your gaydar on bruh 💀
@Harvey Smith this was the funniest comment 😂
@Harvey Smith people are gay harvey
Noel's physical comedy is absolute quality
Ikr
I loved the "how do I fuck this" bit haha
im only liking the comment because her name is a friends reference
Anashley Rodriguez where’s the gun joke??
@@nicolasa4life 13:45
This guy is Dre Drexler's final form
*RISE AND GRIND* 🤟🏻🔥💪🏻
Plot twist: His basement is the lab that Dre Drexler was created in.
Kiran Purewal So people like dre can buy the drink
*GOD DAMN YOU DRE DREXLERRRRRRR*
LMAOO
i love how noel's immediate thoughts are butter and sriracha when he sees an empty fridge
I know this is late but..who puts butter in the fridge!? :)
@@nonprofitgirlif youre not using it yet, everyone.
@@nonprofitgirl...what? who DOESN'T put butter in the fridge??? it's food poisoning just waiting to happen, what the hell...
@@heathenisedButter doesn’t always need to be refrigerated! You can actually keep butter out for a good while, salted butter will last longer than unsalted butter.
There are conflicting sources, some say that the flavor may turn rancid within two days, others say butter can stay out for months without issue. I’ve personally had left unsalted butter out for about a month and had zero issues with flavor, and I didn’t get sick at all.
Butter trays exist for a reason!
13:44 he laughs while he says that because he knows he can't die.
Kombucha is injected in his veins daily.
This man's been social distancing his entire life
I try not to in normal life but I some how social distance my self:(
(Not a joke) I haven’t left my room in 3 yrs😂
Ethma Shipper what😂
You know yesterday, I’m the guy who asked yeah same my dad has kept in his basement for around 7 years as well 😂😂
@Chantel Chukwuezi hey thanks! :)
“i’m a perfectionist”
“i like to color outside the lines”
Abby Wayne certified mad man
*GT Davis was probably made by Boston Dynamics*
he colors exclusively outside the lines
@@Proger-sj8cj Oh I thought he was the first Android from Cyber Life.
Meanwhile in his home and his factory there is zero color
This is the person that jesse eisenberg plays in all of his movies
“Erica Albright’s a bitch”
The Kombucha king: talking about how Kombucha helped his mother with breast cancer
Cody and Noel: F r i d g e
“I feel like I just watched a Ken doll flex on me.”
Lololololol
BekensDwarf 😂😂😂
"He just invites two regular people over to his house"
Ohhh the foreshadowing
Lmaoooo
they manifested it ✨
with this line the plot just thickness
Theyre not regular people
I think
i mea, its like a marvel movie, in a few months they will be the most villaneous trio that our heroes ever encoutered
The rewatchability of these videos are insane
His house oddly reminds me of that episode of Spongebob where all of bikini bottoms is made out of chrome and it's the fuuuuttuurrreeee.
Oh yeeee I remember that ep
The way his own voice echoes through his home just makes me sad
Riley xoxo reading that depressed me so much
this does not spark joy
He has 900 million dollars he’s fine.
Gorl
*Elon Musk : even Mars is better !*
The *OPPOSITE* of Mr. Struggle
Kombucha Ken
*a good Christian*
“He’s like the Tony Stark of Kombucha, expect gay”
*what a fucking quote*
Kombucha originated in Northeast China (historically referred to as Manchuria) around 220 B.C. and was initially prized for its healing properties. Its name is reportedly derived from Dr. Kombu, a Korean physician who brought the fermented tea to Japan as a curative for Emperor Inkyo.
Thanks bud
What if the rabbit is actually the mastermind and he is merely his puppet.....
sista sea SHIT WHY IS THAT A POSSIBILITY
Imagine the bunny with a black cape, walking on two feet
Legit
rabbitouille
Reminds me of the movie upgrade
Dude, you're bullying an AI... this is real cyber bullying
AI cyber bullying 😂😂
Frank Schutte underrated comment
Frank Schutte 😂😂😂😂😂😆
😭😭
THIS IS FUNNY HF
Ah, yes, humble beginnings. Like going to private school and taking a trip across the world.
He also met a whole saint! Like I know a lot of devout Hindus who have pictures of Sai Baba in their houses and he completely glosses over how he actually, in person, met someone who was a massive part of Hinduism and South Asian history.
can’t believe this video was the cause of Britney Broski’s career
Yup
“Two Mr. Struggles Bullying Man w/ Humble Beginnings”
"I was raised in Bel Air and went to private school in Beverley hills"
Humble beginnings 😂😂😂😂 this dude grew up with a diamond studded pacifier
"humble beginnings" it wasn't mr. struggles that studied in Beveliry Hills
Exactly. I was just making fun of what he said at 4:07
Cody and noel were found dead in the homes later that evening.
With Kombucha coming out of every orifice.
And all their furniture replaced with white minimalist sofas
tf is going on here
Owen Veinotte makes since ...- they knew his secret 🦎
@@Kikomando That is what actual hell looks like.
7:42 “he just invites two regular people over”
Little did they know . . .
I just love cody and noel combo
ikrrr
Why does the kombucha interview seem like an episode of Black Mirror??😂
You have the dopest name
Almost as cool as Armstrong
Reminds me of American psycho haha
OMG UR RIGHT
Leaked episode of season 5
“Life is best when you color outside the lines.”
Completely white house, grey car, no color of any kind anywhere including the art pieces on display. Even the rabbit is black and white.
Yeah the color is outside the lines of the house duh
@@stepanfojticek2069 hhahahahaaa I can't
his belt is red though hhahahaaa
Colour
Tommy Kearney you’re referring to Commonwealth English, in which the spelling would be “colour”, however, in American English it’s spelled “color”. Same thing tho🤙🏽
7:36 how they feed of each other is amazing. Noel started saying that thing about the hole and Cody instantly knew where he was going. Awesome
2:50 that Kanye comment aged well
Very well
aged amazingly
As well as a bowl of milk and grapes
This dude looks like he just lays down on his concrete bed at night, and stares at his ceiling till the sun comes up and continues his daily routine.
Facts.
😂😂😂
RISE AND GRIND 😤💪🔥
He lays down on his concrete altar and plugs himself into the wall to recharge
@@belowaveragejoh haha he walks into a room with a kombucha shrine and prays to it.
_Noel:_ “ He is like the Tony Stark of kombucha, except *gay* “
_Jake:_ “ *I cAnT ImAGiNe SOmeOne HavINg So MUcH HatRed InSiDE* ”
I mean, Tony Stark is also very much bi, so it kinda doesn’t work
@@beckgh7270 it does work tho he never said Tony was straight
@@beckgh7270 nah homie. he aint gay or straight.he's BI. difference being: he is BI. it works simply because...he ain't gay, dawg.
Scurry wait how tf is he bi who said that
I read hatred as hat red omg i need more sleep at night
He lives in Edna Mode’s house
GT Dave is the kombucha Willy Wonka. Only 12 people who find the golden culture can enter his factory and the sole survivor inherits his legacy
"I believe when you color outside the lines"
*has a home with literally 2 colors*
I don't think you can qualify white and different shades of grey two colors
EmHumm Christ it’s a joke
@@lindeygullickson3540 Christ it's a joke
"Colouring outside lines" doesn't equate to colourful, No?
in yhe kitchen shot there was a small red bag and that was it
China: Invents kombucha 2000 years ago
GT Dave: When I started kombucha tHerE wAs nO sUcH ThiNg
+
oof
And I oop
China: *Am I a joke to you?*
Yes China yes you are
Only I know the truth of kombucha
his skin looks so shiny, it looks like it could be made of steel lol
All jokes aside, GT Dave really grew on me throughout the video, and it really inspired me to try his products. I drink his Kombucha if and when I can afford it.
Plot twist: nobody interviewed him he was just answering his own questions
Dude stop😂😂😂
Hilarious 😭😭
How sad would that be.
he generates hes own questions
No....you forgot the rabbit
The new version of GT Dave is X Æ A-12
This is the FUNNIEST fucking comment on this whole app, on god. This shit had me rolling
To make it easier for you, you can always say Kyle
@@iparaIized powered by monster energy.
i was thinking of gta
That is actually pronounced xashatwelve.
This was the kid at school that had the sick metal lunchbox who always kept his desk clean no matter what
"Kanye's not crazy enough"
EW DUDE youre drinking KOM JUICE ?!
*hes just a ball of hatred*
I can't imagined having that much animosity in your soul
“WHAT THE FUCK!”
EWWW DUDE
WHAT THE FUUCCCKKK
I dont like cyberboolies and you're a cyberboolie.
The guy is literally just a personification of a Black Mirror episode...
MY EXACT THOUGHTS THROUGHOUT THIS ENTIRE VIDEO
OMG THE FACT THAT THIS MAKES SENSE THO 😂😂😂
BDR SSR underrated comment
He's straight out of Seven Psychopaths, with the bunny and everything. (Has seriously no one watched that movie??? lol)
@@belieberXC Haven't watched that film but now I kind of want too
can we all agree that this is a CLASSIC
My great grandmother made kombucha back in the USSR in the '60s, amazing how this boy could time travel & swoop right past the iron curtain.
i feel like instead of sleeping he plugs himself into a charger
Ela kren omg 😂😭
lol like the show Humans
when he was talking about his mom and opening his fridge i thought he was gonna be like "and this is where i keep her"
Good one 😂
Lol dude you almost made me pee from laughter🤣
Wow mom.... You're looking very beautiful today. It's definitely the Kombucha.
Fuck 😂😂😂
OH SHIT
This guy has a cool villain vibe. The video is like a origin story of a calm, smart, loner anime villain.
I love how they can turn five minutes into twenty minutes of pure joy
I invented Kombucha after I was taught how to make Kombucha when I was 10.
Ok so this comment is unappreciated
👏👏👏
Sounds like something the commercials would say in GTA V. 😂
Now I stay up at night worrying that it will take over the world.
@@christophermaldonado8893 and you're disgusting
why does GT Dave look like handsome squidward wtf
Exactlyyy, in that episode that he is in a perfect town
Millie two different episodes bud
@@brodyboyde5893 gotta know your SpongeBob
No homo
“He just invites two regular people over to his house”
Foreshadowing...
Bruh, "Sai Baba" was an Indian spiritual master who passed away in 1918! Just how old is this dude!?
lmao i was looking for this comment
he probably met alexander the great and dapped him up
Ew dude you drink CUMBUCHA?!
Kylie Gillette How can you have so much hate?!
Kylie Gillette this deserves more likes lmao
Kylie Gillette is cancelled
EWWWWWWWWWWWW DUUUDE
WHAT THE FUCK
HAHAHAHAHA
Cody: he’s so lonely
Jake: I can’t believe someone can have this much hatred
Keennness nah it would be
Noel: this couch just fucked me in the ass
Jake: I can’t believe someone can have this much hatred
This honestly needs to be a meme format
“I can’t imagine being a human and having so much hatred” 😂😂😂
Keennness 😂
right!
Cody: That’s cool, man. Can you fuck it?
Jake: I can’t believe someone can have this much hatred.
i love how noel thought of things that were meant to be in a fridge and the first two items that popped into his head were butter and sriracha
That guy: I had very humble beginnings
Also that guy: So I went to private school and my parents took me on vacation when I was very young
Not having “THATS CRINGE:” in the title makes me uncomfortable
Rey Does it make you... cringe?
because this isnt cringe, it's stone cold
@@TheCheelik well I mean they could've at least put something like "That's cold" idk 😂
Rey SAME IKR? maybe it’s just a side ep cuz why not lol
“Went to private school in Beverly Hills “ also says he had a humble beginning
well when you compare it to his lifestyle now...
@@Chuchichaeschtli_ I would say his lifestyle now is more humble, the dude only has like 15 things in his house.
NoSe that’s worth probably millions of dollars
I think he meant humble beginnings of the company
yo facts i saw that
I will give this to GT Dave, he was able to take jokes at his expense and I have actually had his kombucha before, it’s pretty good!
"His House Runs On Diesel" 😂
"Humble beginnings." Grew up in Bel Air, went to a private school, was traveling the world at a young age.. ok my guy.
Humble brag, much.
just gave you the 1000 like. yw
Hel Heim LMFAOOOOO
This mans is kylie jenner 'self-made' level right here
Yo wut
I love how jake pauls effort to kill your channel did absolutely nothing lol
Only helped it grow lol, I see a lot people that found him cos of Jake
@@Touchmyspaget I did lol
Rick Heemskerk Honestly it’s hilarious.
No it did something: it gave his Chanel a giant boost through a huge boost in exposure...so basically the exact opposite of what that weirdo was attempting to accomplish ie cancel Kody Ko.
@@Touchmyspaget I found him when pewds made a video on the whole cody ko vs jake thing, he's hilarious
its a culture to see this video once in a while
"...Kanye is just not crazy enough"
I am here from the future to say, you are in fact wrong.
You had the chance to name the code 'CODYKODE' and you missed it.
MinaPierceXO or CODEY
@@Kira-du1hu CODEYKO IS EVEN BETTER
Its even funnier considering this guy is a software engineer/computer scientist. Cody Ko also knows how to CODE
LMAO
MinaPierceXO THATS WHAT IM SAYING
Cody: That’s the coldest thing I’ve ever seen
Jake: I cant imagine having that much anger and negativity. He’s just a ball of hatred
Who the hell is jake
*WHAT THE FUUU-*
Humble beginnings? man grew up in Beverly hills. Humble my ass
all things considered, he does actually make good kombucha soooo
"Can I have some water?"
"No."
That shit killed me. XDDD
YourBoyRoar SAMEEEE
11:35
i read this at the beginning getting ready for it and it still got me.
Careful, Cody. From what I've heard "wincing" equals bullying.
Imagine having so much hate in your body.
lmao
Watching this at the end of 2020 and hysterically laughing when the SeatGeek add appears. Like yeah, live events, who remembers things like that
"kanye is not crazy enough" ☠
Dude looks like he’s wearing someone else’s face
Jennifer Jones this is 100% AI
Full blown robot
leatherface
OSLFS(On Some Leather Face Shit)
Dwight ripping off the CPR dummy's face
I feel like his favorite genre of music is “tv static”
From what I've heard hes really in Power Electronics which is basically TV static.
human music
“Human Music”
I love this
actually,,,, its whale noises smh.
The fact that the health food store my aunt owns carries this brand and is soooo loved, is absolutely terrifying now.
update- after seeing them actually meet him, i’m proud to carry his product
That’s the magic of ✨ editing ✨
his skin is so smooth and he's shot in such bright lighting that it makes me uncomfortable
my two fave cyber bullies
rosexox Same!
my fave ball of hatred cody
This crued my cold in 5 minutes
rosexox DO A FREELEE THE BANANA GIRL THATS CRINGEEEE ❤️❤️❤️ love ur acc it’s the best one so far
how does someone have this much hate in their heart
GT Dave is the physical embodiment of the default iPhone alarm
rise and shine
@@ayusha149 more like rise and grind amirite
this is an underrated comment
Rise and Grind!
I laughed so hard omg
my favorite part about this video is how GT Dave is like saying super controversial shit and talking about how kampuchea saved his mom and they’re just like “but look at house tho”
💀💀💀 look some of us need our fucked up humor to get us through life okay. They know their talents 😂
6:18
THE GOD OF ALL STAPLERS
I think this is the ideal man that Girl Defined was talking about
Price Rowland 100% besides the fact he is gay
yea cuz he's not mr struggle
@@jimjimsauce well at least you know he wouldn't try kissing before marriage... or ever.
@@jimjimsauce that didn't stop one of em...
No mr struggle here. Nuh uh
Kombucha was made in 221 BC in China. But go off GT Dave.
Google is GT Dave's ultimate nemesis
Dave is the epitome of whiteness
And then Daves parents had two kids that would go on to be insanely succesfull, so they got named GT350 and GT500.
The video that started Brittany Broski’s career