The Ultimate Morning Routine

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  • čas přidán 29. 04. 2024
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    About TMG:
    - TMG podcast is a podcast where comedians Cody Ko and Noel Miller talk to each other (it's a podcast).
    Chapters:
    0:00 Reverse Aging Techniques
    4:29 Level 5 Thinking
    5:28 Cocomelon Type Background Music
    6:25 Hittin Gym Time
    6:49 Glacial
    7:29 A Poop Test
    10:09 Morning Routine
    10:41 Aged Too Far

Komentáře • 113

  • @user-it7ss8lj9m
    @user-it7ss8lj9m Před rokem +887

    Poop jokes are scientifically proven to always be funny and will never get old according to recent studies

    • @sk-yz1qn
      @sk-yz1qn Před 10 měsíci

      🤨

    • @alirizvi710
      @alirizvi710 Před 9 měsíci +1

      I think you forgot about fart jokes

    • @ron4tron
      @ron4tron Před 5 měsíci +3

      According to the latest poop tests, that is true

  • @femto9er
    @femto9er Před rokem +498

    haven't laughed this hard in a while man , the poop test had me in tears

  • @amandazaniboni2230
    @amandazaniboni2230 Před rokem +184

    “Look me in the eye and say poop test without laughing” said two people in their 30’s and they could not do it

  • @actionjackson3522
    @actionjackson3522 Před rokem +217

    Noel never fails to amaze me with his casual knowledge of Grindr, Stiffies, and bisexuality women's shoulders.

  • @StuddedGarage
    @StuddedGarage Před rokem +158

    Bruh the bit where Noel keeps coming in with Test S*** got me beyond deceased

  • @GaeFootballClub
    @GaeFootballClub Před rokem +101

    i almost crashed my car laughing at the poop test bit yesterday

  • @CRfilmProd
    @CRfilmProd Před rokem +247

    I haven’t laughed this hard in a solid minute

  • @luxxisdead
    @luxxisdead Před rokem +91

    Poop test killed me 😭😭

  • @Charizard24682
    @Charizard24682 Před 11 měsíci +91

    god i fucking love these two reacting to things
    how they turn such a basic simple line like poop test into this 5 minute long big that's so fucking hilarious is beyond me

  • @seanharrison6162
    @seanharrison6162 Před rokem +136

    Cocomelon beat kinda tough

    • @jakothy_
      @jakothy_ Před rokem +5

      Certified poop test type beat

  • @Seallypoops
    @Seallypoops Před rokem +87

    Me and my doctor yelling at me for failing my poop test

  • @chomes2611
    @chomes2611 Před rokem +99

    Codys baby noises hella accurate!!!

  • @barnaclescum7011
    @barnaclescum7011 Před 11 měsíci +12

    “I smelled it it’s definitely shit” took me out 💀

  • @absinthe2429
    @absinthe2429 Před rokem +49

    Bruh the dookie exam 😭😭

  • @actionjackson3522
    @actionjackson3522 Před rokem +14

    "Poop testing" sounds like something kids prescribe when they are playing doctor.

  • @stephaniecaley
    @stephaniecaley Před rokem +16

    This dude tryna be Carlisle Cullen

  • @evanblake5252
    @evanblake5252 Před rokem +96

    It can't be... A morning routine to surpass the likes of Dre Drexler? No...

    • @FALL-LAFF-7477
      @FALL-LAFF-7477 Před 10 měsíci +21

      He doesn't even have Camu powder

    • @issa9467
      @issa9467 Před 10 měsíci

      @@FALL-LAFF-7477 Did you just say cum powder

    • @teif1003
      @teif1003 Před 9 měsíci +8

      @@issa9467 EEEEWWWWW

  • @andii221b
    @andii221b Před 11 měsíci +21

    I reverse my age only with that poop joke and I didn't even have to spend that much money .
    It's been a while of uncontrollable laugh tho, thank you!

  • @goodygood9467
    @goodygood9467 Před rokem +138

    This is the cody and noel energy I miss. just like back in the "thats cringe" days.

  • @gardenshedproductions
    @gardenshedproductions Před rokem +26

    Laughed so hard at this omg 💀 poop never fails

  • @hinnervale
    @hinnervale Před rokem +10

    fuckkk i gotta get off youtube and start studying 🙄i got like 3 poop tests tmrw

  • @rentaltoast2201
    @rentaltoast2201 Před rokem +12

    for all the people begging for another that’s cringe, this was it

  • @rebekahj9085
    @rebekahj9085 Před 5 dny

    "that boy is glazed" got me so good

  • @bugzbeezus
    @bugzbeezus Před rokem +12

    dump swump my new band name fr

  • @SW-zb6bf
    @SW-zb6bf Před 11 měsíci +6

    Failed my Turd Quiz, but good news! I Passed my Dookie Exam

  • @stravan894
    @stravan894 Před rokem +9

    Cody, Noel... I think you know what this means. You have to go visit him! ;)

  • @alysonmartin9151
    @alysonmartin9151 Před 11 měsíci +21

    I see extreme stuff like this more and more, especially in men’s fitness.
    Monetary costs aside, I’m guessing you would spend like a minimum of 70% of your waking hours thinking about, planning, executing, and testing (WEEKLY tests, tha fuq?) this crazy routine in hopes that you will double your lifespan and measure how this routine directly affected your ability to live that long and your ROI. So if you are slated to live to 100, thats 200 years. 70% of that two hundred is 140 years. Meaning you’ve gained, practically speaking, about 60 years of life that WASN’T gobbled up by this bonkers routine.
    Is that REALLY worth it? Like there are people in their 90s who smoked cigarettes for multiple decades and live to be that old. You could just hire a nutritionist, eat a balanced diet suited to your needs, and take up a sport like most normal people and probably live that long. And all of this is assuming that this hyper-fixation either does what is intended or or doesn’t have a negative impact on health somehow. Like…there‘s living, and then there’s running from death.
    I mean…Godspeed. *stuffs Cheetos into face hole*

    • @dinospumoni5611
      @dinospumoni5611 Před 4 měsíci

      I still appreciate him being a guinea pig for it tho

  • @itsonlyjoecollins
    @itsonlyjoecollins Před 11 měsíci +16

    I would say a 10 year old ages exactly the same amount as a 60 year old. We all do. We all age a day per day

    • @Vicky-du6ni
      @Vicky-du6ni Před 11 měsíci +3

      Current theory of aging has to do with the telomeres (useless bits that protect the important part of DNA) degrading slowly over time until eventually our DNA isn’t as protected. So if you could get the telomeres to degrade at a slower rate = slower aging idk

    • @beric0bartman
      @beric0bartman Před 10 měsíci

      Wouldnt it make sense that your DNA degrades faster over time, so a 10 year old wouldn't be aging that much, but a 80 year old would be rapidly declining.

    • @itsonlyjoecollins
      @itsonlyjoecollins Před 10 měsíci +1

      @@beric0bartman I'm saying it doesn't, even though that makes sense, it doesn't happen

  • @ExRammer1
    @ExRammer1 Před rokem +1

    Yes

  • @annieswan9827
    @annieswan9827 Před 11 měsíci +3

    I can’t stop rewatching the poop test part

  • @jordanlavant1131
    @jordanlavant1131 Před rokem +10

    i love that poop will always be so fucking funny😭

    • @north.studios
      @north.studios Před 8 měsíci

      What are you? 5?

    • @luca553
      @luca553 Před 5 měsíci +2

      ​@@north.studiosdamn u must be real fun at parties

  • @tedavidson
    @tedavidson Před rokem +6

    This is the guy Dre Drexler strived to be

  • @oddl0t
    @oddl0t Před rokem +5

    the sniffies killed me

  • @DatVideoDoe
    @DatVideoDoe Před 11 měsíci +5

    Dang. Didn’t even talk about the weirdest part. The blood transfusions from his son

  • @lilyburburan4376
    @lilyburburan4376 Před rokem +5

    Oh bro this shit is sooooo funny

  • @madisonmeggers7718
    @madisonmeggers7718 Před 11 měsíci

    the cocomelon beat had me CRYING

  • @MRthekilla34
    @MRthekilla34 Před 11 měsíci +1

    This dude vs GT Dave

  • @jojct9613
    @jojct9613 Před 10 měsíci

    I forgot how funny these guys are! Shit! I’m dying!

  • @francesco6835
    @francesco6835 Před rokem

    where can I find that cocomelon beat?? I need it

  • @EverydayKiki
    @EverydayKiki Před rokem

    anyone know where noel’s boots are from?

  • @plantealova5062
    @plantealova5062 Před rokem +4

    Vlogcreations should totally do a sketch where they bring a bag of fake shit to a doctor.

  • @cozyrecordz1863
    @cozyrecordz1863 Před rokem +6

    I wonder if he developed his speech pattern to seem younger as well.

  • @francesco6835
    @francesco6835 Před rokem +2

    Anybody has any clue what "cocomelon" beat they were listening to in 5:33? I love that beat

    • @vishaals2522
      @vishaals2522 Před rokem

      czcams.com/video/uVsNmo-rSEw/video.html

  • @tantilist1449
    @tantilist1449 Před 11 měsíci +1

    My routine is hit my snooze twice, hit my vape, get out of bed, coffee, microwave eggs, shit, run, go to work

  • @NahinP
    @NahinP Před rokem +22

    Apparently he dumped his wife after he learned that she was diagnosed with breast cancer. Terrible person.

    • @GrainneMhaol
      @GrainneMhaol Před 11 měsíci +9

      As if hoarding wealth wasn't proof enough.

  • @sosasroamaccount
    @sosasroamaccount Před 11 měsíci

    bro TURD QUIZ??? This shit so funny

  • @SeacrestOut34
    @SeacrestOut34 Před 11 měsíci

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I didn't know I needed to hear some Coco melon beats

  • @alien_liwil
    @alien_liwil Před 5 měsíci

    funnily enough, there's a game that touches on the subject of reverting back to a fetus a technically dying in a way

  • @alexandrakoenig222
    @alexandrakoenig222 Před rokem

    damn that coco melon got me boppin

  • @occultpuppy1828
    @occultpuppy1828 Před rokem +3

    I'm actually fucking with the idea of yall on this beat tho

  • @jada.monique
    @jada.monique Před rokem +2

    jaden smith must’ve done the same thing

  • @frozenyoghurt8833
    @frozenyoghurt8833 Před 10 měsíci

    He looks like celebrity number 6

  • @hiramtellezbalboa1533

    LMAOOO this was funnyy

  • @brandonpurchase633
    @brandonpurchase633 Před rokem +1

    Solve some logarithms

  • @kamehameha30
    @kamehameha30 Před 11 měsíci +1

    He Benjamin Buttoned himself

  • @colombo19
    @colombo19 Před rokem

    Mr.Burns looking guy

  • @Sai-ns9ky
    @Sai-ns9ky Před 11 měsíci +2

    Noel feeling extra fruity this episode.

  • @omarou3416
    @omarou3416 Před rokem +1

    Orochimaru

  • @cieskelyoung6357
    @cieskelyoung6357 Před 8 měsíci +1

    I prefer the term A.D.A- artificial dookie analyzer

  • @valennieto9795
    @valennieto9795 Před 11 měsíci

    thats how hasbulla was born

  • @Fingeringmyboarddude
    @Fingeringmyboarddude Před 11 měsíci +1

    2 million and didn’t try and get rid of the lisp

  • @GanzotheSecond
    @GanzotheSecond Před rokem +2

    Ayo, poop check??

  • @TheElusiveReality
    @TheElusiveReality Před 10 měsíci

    Cody so rich that $2 mil looks like $2k to him

  • @sunwukong6897
    @sunwukong6897 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Bro look like he no less than 5,000 years old

  • @Thelegendaryalchemis
    @Thelegendaryalchemis Před rokem +2

    This is hilarious but when you watch his content all the people are serious about him. Also the comments of his videos are FILLED with people who defend him. It’s cult like shit

  • @LM-gm9yo
    @LM-gm9yo Před rokem +1

    Dre Drexler got NOTHING on this guy

  • @vomitgiirl
    @vomitgiirl Před 3 měsíci

    toddlers: 5:48

  • @mrcus7215
    @mrcus7215 Před 11 měsíci

    I’m deeead

  • @firsttimecallerlongtimelis836
    @firsttimecallerlongtimelis836 Před 10 měsíci +1

    Don’t all adults age less than the average ten year old ? I aged a lot less from 30-34 than 10-14….

  • @sebastiankraemer4827
    @sebastiankraemer4827 Před rokem +2

    That was a nice episode of thats cringe

  • @juanitaleak6482
    @juanitaleak6482 Před 8 měsíci

    I would just rather age that shit looks exhausting! 🙄 and does he realise he could get hit by a bus…then what? It’s ridiculous

  • @Phawx_
    @Phawx_ Před 7 měsíci

    poop test

  • @hiramtellezbalboa1533

    poopoo pipi test dump swump dookie exam

  • @ESBIZNIT
    @ESBIZNIT Před 11 měsíci

    Fart Pop Quiz

  • @TheElusiveReality
    @TheElusiveReality Před 10 měsíci

    "the autonomous self" you mean your NORMAL SELF 😭😭😭😭😭 does he think he will keel over and die if he doesnt follow this shit and just acts like a normal person??? does he think normal ppl's bodies just...dont function asjdhada

  • @keirmckeon
    @keirmckeon Před rokem

    dookie diploma

  • @Emma-2029
    @Emma-2029 Před rokem

    I want instant abs. How likely is this a scam?

  • @ncongnolancong
    @ncongnolancong Před rokem +1

    That's cringe is back

  • @marisolkluna
    @marisolkluna Před 11 měsíci

    A diarrhea diorama

  • @egs3883
    @egs3883 Před 11 měsíci

    Dookie Exam

  • @_sunchildd
    @_sunchildd Před rokem +2

    god bless noel. idk if it's me or if he's just not funny anymore. anyone? i would say maybe my sense of humors changed, but i still find cody funny? sooo..

    • @researchproject034
      @researchproject034 Před 11 měsíci +1

      Something's changed. They're not as funny anymore. Idk what it is. I guess, in a way, it feels less authentic

    • @_sunchildd
      @_sunchildd Před 11 měsíci

      @@researchproject034 true. and like they try too hard to be funny, esp noel. i would want to say maybe i just grew up that's why i don't think he's funny but it was only last year or two i did?? idk. glad to kno someone else sees it too

    • @Chaotinc
      @Chaotinc Před 3 měsíci

      Its just you