Pick Up Lines Don't Work

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  • @proto-nm9hr
    @proto-nm9hr Před rokem +15722

    This guy is actually a cupid match maker. As soon as he talks to any girl they all miraculously have boyfriends all of a sudden, danm that's impressive.

    • @_.359
      @_.359 Před rokem +64

      Lol

    • @Nopeasaurus
      @Nopeasaurus Před rokem +776

      Man: Hey, you have a boyfriend?
      Woman: No.
      Man: You want me to be your -
      Woman: I have a boyfriend.

    • @skyinats8143
      @skyinats8143 Před rokem +19

      rip notis

    • @maddoxpecima752
      @maddoxpecima752 Před rokem +183

      It’s cause when u say no they want a reason but when u say I have a boyfriend USALLY they go away

    • @fart63
      @fart63 Před rokem +1

      Saying you have a boyfriend is literally the only one that works. They obviously don’t just accept “no”, they think you’re lying if you say you’re gay, and even saying “I’m a minor” doesn’t work on most of them.

  • @DJVibeDubstep
    @DJVibeDubstep Před rokem +10154

    “You look like a flower… JUST KIDDING”
    Bro gave her a compliment and ripped it away lmfao

    • @rxsn3025
      @rxsn3025 Před rokem +62

      lmao 🤣🤣🤣

    • @jj9217
      @jj9217 Před rokem +216

      🙂 to ☹️ we go...

    • @3rviLMusic
      @3rviLMusic Před rokem +139

      The unholy pull-push

    • @herculesbrofister265
      @herculesbrofister265 Před rokem +8

      @@3rviLMusic that's not really how that works, but have fun believing it if you want

    • @3rviLMusic
      @3rviLMusic Před rokem +163

      @@herculesbrofister265 it was a joke man. I know that alot of pickup artists incorporate push-pull, where they tease a woman to create tension and then they compliment them to release the tension. Its a simple demonstration of confidence and it works if its genuine, because it shows that you are not afraid to make a statement that may offend. Pull- push on the other hand is just stupid, because why would you compliment someone and then take it back. It just comes across as rude.

  • @soulja5252
    @soulja5252 Před rokem +4321

    “youre pretty im just kidding” 💀💀

    • @bouclechocolat
      @bouclechocolat Před rokem +155

      I wouldve taken damage from that 😂

    • @George-pl7eu
      @George-pl7eu Před rokem +100

      Apparently when I was 8 years old I walked up to a bunch of females and said they're pretty and then ran away real fast smack my head and slid on the floor call that the you're pretty I'm just skidding on my face

    • @willisstillhere8846
      @willisstillhere8846 Před rokem +26

      THAT'S ALOT OF DAMAGE

    • @Luuth
      @Luuth Před rokem +11

      ​@@willisstillhere8846 Yeah brain damage

    • @inexistentenouniverso9230
      @inexistentenouniverso9230 Před rokem +5

      Basically he just call you ugly

  • @kennalikespizza4515
    @kennalikespizza4515 Před 8 měsíci +214

    "Unfortunately in this one he manages to run into an EXTREMELY nice person" is a fantastic sentence

  • @camodog
    @camodog Před rokem +9693

    Starting your pickup lines with “this is awkward” and ending with “just kidding” creates a situation of 100% success

    • @kongest7782
      @kongest7782 Před rokem +783

      "This is awkward. I like to smell your feet and lick you armpits ma'am. Just kidding"
      Truly one of the lines of all time.

    • @manboy4720
      @manboy4720 Před rokem +116

      mission failed... successfully?

    • @cookieaddict5956
      @cookieaddict5956 Před rokem +4

      Nah

    • @hasnainidrees5833
      @hasnainidrees5833 Před rokem +1

      for the other person yea

    • @SarmadTechLab
      @SarmadTechLab Před rokem +16

      If your goal is "Task failed successfully".

  • @trippingandbrowsing1269
    @trippingandbrowsing1269 Před rokem +4856

    What's actually crazy is that some of the women like Jasmine actually seemed receptive to talking to him, and then he goes and fucks it up with a "just kidding". MY GUY, COME ON.

    • @chimchu3232
      @chimchu3232 Před rokem +626

      Yeah fr 🤣 he makes it awkward even when it's surprisingly not

    • @redcherry8137
      @redcherry8137 Před rokem +418

      @@chimchu3232 like hes so close to playing it cool or causally BUT then MESSES IT UP

    • @dinoman9118
      @dinoman9118 Před rokem +490

      Yeah that shit makes me think he really doesn't want to actually pick up any women and just wants to harass them for content

    • @aarondowd7346
      @aarondowd7346 Před rokem +187

      Or the last one where he could actually get her number but instead comes out with the "you're attractive"

    • @fireice8828
      @fireice8828 Před rokem +126

      When he asks people “what are you doing right now” it kills it also. He’d be better off saying “do you want to get coffee some time” or something at that point honestly

  • @Raven74408
    @Raven74408 Před rokem +1387

    If a man who's a complete stranger approaches me in public and it's obvious his only intention is to sleep with me, it's an automatic rejection. Using pick up lines on me just tells me you only see me as a walking pussy and not actually a person who you want to get to know.

    • @peckz.
      @peckz. Před rokem +185

      Bruh this is the realest thing, like using pick up lines on strangers is just disrespectful.

    • @puertousbmonkey
      @puertousbmonkey Před rokem +48

      you are so articulate and clever. You must be very pretty aslo 😘

    • @uncommonsense360
      @uncommonsense360 Před rokem

      Technically women are walking pussies. That doesn't mean we don't still have to form a relationship and establish consent first, lol

    • @CarlosPEnis
      @CarlosPEnis Před rokem +117

      @@puertousbmonkey aslo

    • @puertousbmonkey
      @puertousbmonkey Před rokem +32

      @@CarlosPEnis aslo

  • @SaphirBeere
    @SaphirBeere Před rokem +375

    I'm a girl who looks okay and i used to be very nice to strangers or people who need my help. But there were some foul apples who just spoiled it for me. Now i embrace my RBF and go about my day without being extra smiley.

    • @IsThisThePrizeIveWaitedFor
      @IsThisThePrizeIveWaitedFor Před rokem +24

      I always felt bad about my RBF but it does come in handy!

    • @FastGunner2040
      @FastGunner2040 Před rokem +1

      Damn

    • @blakechristy1472
      @blakechristy1472 Před rokem +40

      that's a shame though. a lot of the fun in life comes from spontaneous human interactions. of course you should be careful but you shouldn't totally reject the idea of friendly interaction because of a few douchebags.

    • @sierratango8576
      @sierratango8576 Před rokem +6

      @@blakechristy1472 word

    • @salemhopson7676
      @salemhopson7676 Před rokem +1

      This is so Real

  • @sunkuz
    @sunkuz Před rokem +6109

    The scariest part I'd imagine is when a person is approached by a stranger and the next thing they hit them with is "Are you scared? Am I scaring you?" And they continue.

    • @matureenough34
      @matureenough34 Před rokem +387

      “Don’t worry, I’m not some psycho/creep or anything” says the guy holding his hands out towards the random woman he’s approached as if to grab her for reassurance while awkwardly smiling.

    • @NaudVanDalen
      @NaudVanDalen Před rokem +120

      What's worse would be this:
      "Are you scared?"
      "No."
      "You should be."

    • @ditsomusic
      @ditsomusic Před rokem +8

      That was self sabotage started out ok and then sabotaged himself

    • @Geneius2509
      @Geneius2509 Před rokem +50

      @@matureenough34 and recording lol, that part is pretty big in terms of creepiness

    • @demonthesoule
      @demonthesoule Před rokem +13

      I'd reply,
      " Yes I'm scared, scared your gonna ask me for money "

  • @spam9330
    @spam9330 Před rokem +2152

    "You do look like a flower"
    "Thankyou"
    "Sorry, just kidding"
    Yooo, who does that😭😂😂

    • @jannickesselink3912
      @jannickesselink3912 Před rokem +204

      That was the best one he said yet and he just says im kidding and dips like why

    • @jacobtabit
      @jacobtabit Před rokem +274

      bro hasn't gotten that far before ;(

    • @vgaportauthority9932
      @vgaportauthority9932 Před rokem

      "Wait what did you say thank you? I just assumed you'd tell me to go fuck myself.."

    • @scrappycoco3641
      @scrappycoco3641 Před rokem +14

      its called the push-pull method in redpill communiies

    • @onceonly1111
      @onceonly1111 Před rokem +150

      So used to being rejected he was just on autopilot.

  • @justadefaultguy
    @justadefaultguy Před rokem +375

    Charlie is truly a legend for stretching the videos across the screen

    • @seventeen.8276
      @seventeen.8276 Před rokem +34

      it adds so much character

    • @KageYuuki
      @KageYuuki Před 8 měsíci +4

      its more entertaining than the clips anyways

  • @kadegarrett546
    @kadegarrett546 Před rokem +76

    This legit tested my inner strength as a human, almost succumbing to the cringe, but just barely clinging to life.

  • @GraveTypeBed
    @GraveTypeBed Před rokem +4334

    Coming from the dude who said "You're beautiful" to a GameStop employee, then ran away. This is obviously considerably amazing advice. Thanks Charles.

    • @thijnhogendoorn6598
      @thijnhogendoorn6598 Před rokem +107

      As he said it, he realised it wasn't a thing and ran away

    • @HolyMith
      @HolyMith Před rokem +331

      Being a cringy goofball once is okay, but if you don't learn from it and double down on the creep, then you have the right to remain ridiculed.

    • @user-s3ts8my2x
      @user-s3ts8my2x Před rokem +7

      @@thijnhogendoorn6598 okay giga chad

    • @euuuughhhh7799
      @euuuughhhh7799 Před rokem +43

      if you get nervous talking to them try telling them you like their hair! or their style! those things will show that you’re flirting a little but not in a creepy way

    • @aeong_bread
      @aeong_bread Před rokem +111

      one time i told a dude that worked at an ice cream place "you're an absolute king" while walking out. i didn't expect anything in return, just told him he's a king. men don't usually receive compliments, and he ended up laughing and smiling, so i felt really good about it :) complimenting people is fine, as long as you're not expecting anything back. saying something nice is all you need to do, nothing more. especially to someone who's in the middle or work LMFAO

  • @sachinkelsen1751
    @sachinkelsen1751 Před rokem +20906

    Using pick up line to find dates is as credible as saying your dad works for Nintendo to find friends.

    • @lolizorz
      @lolizorz Před rokem +303

      It probably works better than dating apps,if you're ugly.

    • @TheCommanderTaco
      @TheCommanderTaco Před rokem +361

      I could see some pick up lines being good ice breakers, but you need to know how to read the room to use the right kind of lines for that. This guy definitely does not know how to read the room, and especially with recording comes off more as creepy then charming lol.

    • @rylynlambert9628
      @rylynlambert9628 Před rokem +103

      My dad actually does work at Nintendo

    • @StuartFuckingLittle
      @StuartFuckingLittle Před rokem +60

      You only had a chance of that working in 4th grade in 2009.

    • @josephmurphy417
      @josephmurphy417 Před rokem +154

      @@rylynlambert9628 Aiyo be my friend

  • @owenklein1917
    @owenklein1917 Před rokem +23

    POV: r/niceguy mod goes outside

  • @justsomeguy2825
    @justsomeguy2825 Před 11 měsíci +20

    Pickup lines should only be used if you are already in a relationship, and you want to be cute for your significant other, or just otherwise mess with them.
    In those instances, they worked wonders for me.

  • @OmalleyDoc
    @OmalleyDoc Před rokem +2519

    Man, I get uncomfortable approaching strangers when I have a legitimate question. I can't imagine what it takes to do stuff like this.

    • @jj9217
      @jj9217 Před rokem +17

      Uncomfortable? You mean nervous, right?

    • @NobleVagabond2552
      @NobleVagabond2552 Před rokem +276

      @@jj9217 no i think they meant uncomfortable, that’s probably why they chose that word

    • @OmalleyDoc
      @OmalleyDoc Před rokem +55

      @@jj9217 Eh... kinda the same thing innit?

    • @nicolerin5173
      @nicolerin5173 Před rokem

      @@OmalleyDoc I like ur pfp. Sasha eating ramen.

    • @devononeal7432
      @devononeal7432 Před rokem +5

      Don't worry, he is also uncomfortable

  • @FernandoComicsOfficial
    @FernandoComicsOfficial Před rokem +2516

    That was physically painful to watch.

    • @chickensandwichmaster
      @chickensandwichmaster Před rokem +100

      Since it's POV, it's like someone is taking control of your body and forcing you to commit acts of unreasonable cringe against your will.

    • @John-X
      @John-X Před rokem +14

      A joint team from Britain and Germany has carried out an experiment and shown that _the part of the brain which people use to process pain also lights up when they cringe at other's actions..._

    • @AkenoS14
      @AkenoS14 Před rokem +9

      especially the second to last one. that library pickup line was dreadful

    • @ninjafrog6966
      @ninjafrog6966 Před rokem

      @@AkenoS14 the last one honestly probably would’ve potentially landed him her number if he just shut up on the walk there and possibly asked for her number when they got there. There was an attempt there, but it got ruined by cringe

    • @alisaPuffinettaofficial
      @alisaPuffinettaofficial Před rokem

      it sure felt like it xD

  • @cosmiccalamity2
    @cosmiccalamity2 Před 8 měsíci +6

    "Your pretty, JUST KIDDING"
    Bro is makikg it out of kindergarten with this compliment 🗣️💯🗣️💯💯

  • @ayroonyeager
    @ayroonyeager Před 10 měsíci +40

    I'm glad Charlie posts videos like this, it's always a confidence boost.

  • @inuXkikyo
    @inuXkikyo Před rokem +4005

    As a female who's had pickup lines used on her, there was only one instance where I thought it was cute. It was this man who had left the store, and came back a few minutes later. He was definitely shy and nervous to say it, but said "I forgot something .." And I was genuinely curious, wondering if he left his wallet or the like. He had one hand behind his neck and kinda stuttered and said "your number" and, had I been single at the time, I would have given him my number. He seemed like he mustered up all of his courage to do that and it was endearing

    • @jeanneann3545
      @jeanneann3545 Před rokem +906

      i think shy guys makes lot of women feel safe. if its just some over confident guy does that id probably accidentally say 'ew'.
      but shy men are so adorable!!

    • @billcipher8645
      @billcipher8645 Před rokem +607

      @@jeanneann3545 honestly, yes. Overly confident guys can seem scary (that if you reject you will be hurt) but those shy ones not only put all energy into talking to you so they really must find you beautiful but also are not as pushy and will leave you alone if you feel bad about it
      I have a very shy boyfriend, he is cute and endearing and really understands me (as I'm extremely shy too), we can really support each other because we understand the awkwardness lol

    • @lovffle
      @lovffle Před rokem +35

      @@jeanneann3545 facts 😩

    • @airraverstaz
      @airraverstaz Před rokem +15

      Would have? What did he run away after using the line or something?

    • @inuXkikyo
      @inuXkikyo Před rokem +286

      @@airraverstaz No, I told him I had a boyfriend, but I appreciated his enthusiasm

  • @juliusweiss5447
    @juliusweiss5447 Před rokem +3187

    Literally the ONLY thing to his credit is the fact he isn't confrontational about leaving when they show their disinterest or say they have a boyfriend. But something tells me the more he gets these responses, the sooner even that'll end up changing.

    • @forgivezharion6989
      @forgivezharion6989 Před rokem +15

      Ratio + yb better + nobody cares + this u 🤓🤓👶🏽👨🏼‍💻👨🏼‍💻

    • @zeldafan259
      @zeldafan259 Před rokem +70

      @@MamadNobari More like the Jared Leto Joker in the making.

    • @opgkoyote7989
      @opgkoyote7989 Před rokem +38

      I love when I have to poop but I’m also gassy so my poop just slithers out as I profusely pass my gas

    • @stare4539
      @stare4539 Před rokem

      Kloiiiook

    • @ieatice
      @ieatice Před rokem +122

      @@opgkoyote7989 Amber Heard alt?

  • @foxicle
    @foxicle Před rokem +82

    I think that the reason that most people don't notice the recording is because he is using the special glasses that take pictures/ record. In one of the clips he says "it's just a light, its Ray Bans."

    • @BatLB
      @BatLB Před rokem +3

      aaah so hes like SUPER short. I thought hes just holding his phone up because hes soo close to the girls face height.
      Yeah, short awkward guy running after you screaming "HEY YOU ARE PRETTY" with ray bans with a flashlight on them is really going to get the girls

  • @DefeatedMelon
    @DefeatedMelon Před 3 měsíci +6

    For this dude, I just wish him the best in the future and continues learning from his mistakes. Like even using pick up lines the first place.

  • @aksy1430555
    @aksy1430555 Před rokem +5212

    Seeing how this guy can just walk away, maybe he's a thousand IQ points above all of us and is actually teaching others that pickup lines don't work

    • @locomadman
      @locomadman Před rokem +266

      You know, I actually had a sneaking suspicion that the kid is doing this more of a social experiment rather than actually trying to pick anyone up myself. To what end, I dunno, but he’s gotta be putting work into facing a whole lotta rejection for some reason.

    • @imconfused1237
      @imconfused1237 Před rokem +52

      @@locomadman Nah, he’s just some loser who’s playing the numbers game. The thing about desperate guys though is that they become the real possessive ones.

    • @locomadman
      @locomadman Před rokem +147

      @@imconfused1237 see, I wonder about that because there was a couple times he was almost in, yet he still bails. I gotta ask myself if there isn’t an ulterior-ulterior motive we’re missing here or something. You very well could be right though.

    • @shalomcastelino4805
      @shalomcastelino4805 Před rokem +40

      @@locomadman Maybe he's just trying to do rejection therapy?

    • @locomadman
      @locomadman Před rokem +34

      @@shalomcastelino4805 I haven’t ruled that out as a possibility either. There’s just something sus about this whole situation that i can’t quite put my finger on yet.

  • @SaltySparrow
    @SaltySparrow Před rokem +2968

    He leads with “this is awkward”, what is he expecting? Being this direct when people are just out shopping never works. What’s wrong with just simple conversation, if they seem open and comfortable then you can continue. Nobody usually wants to be bothered while running errands though.

    • @grapeape888
      @grapeape888 Před rokem +60

      Being this direct when you're really handsome does work though. I can't see the guys face but I'm assuming that's why all the encounters were failures. Get a square jawed pretty boy with a greek nose and deep blue eyes behind that camera and you'll have much more receptive women.

    • @dev_eternal9494
      @dev_eternal9494 Před rokem +59

      @@grapeape888 it ain’t even the looks in this situation, i feel it’s more of his voice and delivery. most of the girls he approached weren’t even that good looking, and he genuinely had a couple interested. he shattered his own plan with his tone fasho

    • @shady4108
      @shady4108 Před rokem +2

      depends on your vibe

    • @pocketgrim4942
      @pocketgrim4942 Před rokem +24

      @@grapeape888 I mean it doesn't though. Be as good looking as you want, you cant approach people mad nervous and out of breath and compliment them and make advancements. He gets rejected bc he's shallow, direct, and awkward about all of it. "Hey youre beautiful, ha ha, whats your name, can i have your number" all within just spotting someone. Go to places where people are trying to meet people, go on tinder, dont go to a walmart. Its not a terrible thing by any means its just a bit weird at it makes some people uncomfortable but i feel for the guy and i hope he'll eventually learn to try to make some real social connections instead.

    • @e.t.9868
      @e.t.9868 Před rokem +9

      @@pocketgrim4942 Don't go to Tinder if you are looking for a relationship though. That's like going to a strip club to try to find a wife.

  • @Goblingimp
    @Goblingimp Před rokem +9

    The way she ran away from him around the cloths😭😭

  • @DKingillustrator
    @DKingillustrator Před rokem +12

    When he threw that panic "Just kidding" ..............dude.....

  • @AlphaAscentMotivation
    @AlphaAscentMotivation Před rokem +2438

    Holy shit, the second one was the most awkward NPC interaction I have ever seen, he didn't even bother when she started walking away, he knew he was done for, he knew he couldn't even go further with his shitty pick up line and even just took "thank you" as a rejection immediately. This is so uncomfortable you must be someone with absolutely nothing to lose to do this actively.

    • @valleyluvsU
      @valleyluvsU Před rokem +58

      his spirit was crushed immediately

    • @garland151
      @garland151 Před rokem

      Tbh a real hero fuck the circle jerky.

    • @stare4539
      @stare4539 Před rokem +3

      Frr

    • @PatrickWDunne
      @PatrickWDunne Před rokem +65

      Does this guy have a humiliation fetish? I can't imagine getting nothing but Ls yet still continuing with it.

    • @antonioc.5778
      @antonioc.5778 Před rokem +70

      @@PatrickWDunne It's called internet points, and now that Charlie gave him even more cloud, he won't stop anytime soon.
      It's not harmful content tho, just awkward, it's ok if he keeps going lol.

  • @kylobenz2065
    @kylobenz2065 Před rokem +799

    I feel so bad for the girl who was just trying to help someone out, she was really trying her best to treat him like a normal person

    • @halfhead4099
      @halfhead4099 Před rokem +42

      I was cringing sooo badly I had to skip that part or else or I would've died from second hand embarrassment

    • @BIGAMBERFAN
      @BIGAMBERFAN Před rokem +51

      it would’ve been so perfect they could’ve walked together and had a friendly conversation and if it went well, then once they’re at the library if the conversation went well he could’ve asked her out. and in that situation she’s much less trapped, whereas the way it played out she was already kind of committed to being stuck with him. kind of weird to make such a strong move right at that moment when she’s already committed to walking with him

    • @aarondowd7346
      @aarondowd7346 Před rokem +9

      @@BIGAMBERFAN Fr like how did he use the worst line in the one conversation he could actually get her number

    • @BIGAMBERFAN
      @BIGAMBERFAN Před rokem +29

      @@aarondowd7346 it almost feels like it was going too well and he wanted to put himself on hard difficulty

    • @paulogaspar8295
      @paulogaspar8295 Před rokem +1

      or maybe, just maybe, she didn't mind that he was a little bit weird. You know most people in this comments are as weird and creepy if not more than this dude. You literally see a dude saying to someone they are pretty and it's too much to watch. This is because most people in this comments can't even talk to strangers, let alone try to meet someone to date.

  • @stutterpunk9573
    @stutterpunk9573 Před 8 měsíci +2

    "you look nervous, am i making you nervous?" NOT UNTIL NOW

  • @CHSidChou
    @CHSidChou Před rokem +4

    "whats your name?"
    "i'm... not interested"

  • @KrpticUnknown
    @KrpticUnknown Před rokem +4921

    The trick was always to do them ironically, as a joke. if you do them seriously it will always fail (bc they're intentionally cheesy and awkward by nature)

  • @Eclectic-Sheep
    @Eclectic-Sheep Před rokem +5415

    I think walking up to someone and telling her she’s pretty and leaving if she rejects you is actually the perfect pick up line cause it’s not a pick up line. What makes this creepy is that he talks so fast and anxiously so it sounds like he’s up to something. And that he’s recording. That makes it all a no-no

    • @aerystargaryenii2565
      @aerystargaryenii2565 Před rokem +256

      Even just saying "your pretty" is too vauge just have to ask them out because compliments don't mean crap unless you want something

    • @BleachRush
      @BleachRush Před rokem +221

      You can't just randomly go to a girl minding her own business and say you're "pretty" it's annoying af. Some girls just wanna live in peace with getting hit on.

    • @mrpenis3625
      @mrpenis3625 Před rokem +116

      I’m no intelligent scientist on women all I am is just a woman, but it’s really not gonna get you laid if you say they look pretty

    • @cheyemily6066
      @cheyemily6066 Před rokem +161

      Additionally 3 more things are happening: The first one is that women get complimented on their looks a lot, and when somebody compliments your looks, a girl's mind goes to "Oh no, they want to have s3x with me", that's an uncomfortable feeling. You don't want to make the other person feel like you're up for whatever they are imagining, so rejecting is always the safest option.
      Second, since women get complimented on their looks all the time, it becomes tired and bored and borderline meaningless. If you want to compliment somebody, you've got to compliment other things. Their style, their makeup, their intelligence, their voice, etc. Something original that will stand out.
      And finally, last but not least, try to NEVER approach people when they are out and about. People are busy, minding their business. They aren't in Target or Wallmart looking for romance. When you derrail a person from what they are doing, that is annoying. If you want to approach people it is better to do it in slow paced environments. A park if they are sitting on the sun and chilling, or at a coffee shop, or more traditionally at a bar. If you want to make your life easy, slip them a piece of paper with your phone number on it and dip. Leave the ball on their court.

    • @dextershelby5780
      @dextershelby5780 Před rokem +18

      I think that the environment it's important too however I think that if you make the interaction natural you can have a more opened person rather than you just make explicit that you have romantic or sexual interesting.
      Like in the part that he approach the woman in the market, if he started with "Hi, I'm here to buy *thing that the woman was buying*, and you" or "can you help me?" just to start a natural conversation beginning by there.

  • @salim_abid_
    @salim_abid_ Před 9 měsíci +1

    4:27 bro slide cancelled 😂
    A huge key of conversations is being confident and standing by what you said!

  • @vensui3536
    @vensui3536 Před 8 měsíci +22

    Gotta give props to the man
    After so many rejections he still keeps going pure determination ig
    (This hurts my soul to watch)

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Před rokem +21896

    Sure this is socially awkward, but it's not that bad at all compared to the harassment and assault like that other guy Charlie covered, where he would pepper spray women in the eyes after taunting them and run away.

  • @some_banana_person2954
    @some_banana_person2954 Před rokem +3122

    This is so true. Pickup lines are just cringe, and every time I hear them I can’t help but remember high school

    • @Leviathan56
      @Leviathan56 Před rokem +107

      I met a girl in highschool who was absolutely boy crazy, had a new crush every other week, not even exaggerating. Her genius idea was that using pickup lines (99% from the internet) the most annoying person I've ever met.

    • @BrandonHeat243
      @BrandonHeat243 Před rokem +68

      What this guy is doing isn't even pick up lines for the most part. "You're very pretty" is not a pick up line. A pick up like is something like "Is that a mirror your pants? Because I can see myself in them". The guy Charlie was talking about was cringe regardless however.

    • @hurtcobain3282
      @hurtcobain3282 Před rokem +23

      *Are you from Tennessee?*

    • @BESTMOAD
      @BESTMOAD Před rokem +18

      @@BrandonHeat243 or is your eyes the ocean because I can't stop swimming in them lol so cringy

    • @ethankrieger1210
      @ethankrieger1210 Před rokem +1

      @BrandonHeat243 Why the hell is THAT the first thing to come to mind when you think of pickup lines?!

  • @idrkginaf4204
    @idrkginaf4204 Před rokem

    I watch this when I feel good about my life, to remind myself of the pain I once felt the first time

  • @fionajessker1996
    @fionajessker1996 Před rokem +6

    bro pulled out without even putting it in 😂

  • @dabbopabblo
    @dabbopabblo Před rokem +612

    It's even creepier than Charlie realizes because he was recording with spy glasses that's why he said "no they're just Ray-Bans"

    • @christianprinzo7722
      @christianprinzo7722 Před rokem +77

      Oh. Oh no.

    • @alyssagard
      @alyssagard Před rokem +10

      :(

    • @pupstarco
      @pupstarco Před rokem +10

      what the 👋 🤸‍♀️🚗⚰

    • @benny368_
      @benny368_ Před rokem +42

      Y u p
      People like him are why we can’t have nice things, cameras on glasses would be sick for lots of things… but not this ಠ_ಠ

    • @IanBLacy
      @IanBLacy Před rokem +16

      @@benny368_ it’s sick for this too, just in a different way 🤢

  • @YelloWool
    @YelloWool Před rokem +1836

    I got second hand embarrassment watching that.

    • @waffles1042
      @waffles1042 Před rokem +10

      We all must inspire to be like him

    • @hectorg362
      @hectorg362 Před rokem +29

      Same, lol. I felt really weird seeing thier uncomfortable faces. The way he films in his POV makes me feel like I was the one talking.

    • @avion609
      @avion609 Před rokem +4

      It’s unbearable just watching

    • @chanceneck8072
      @chanceneck8072 Před rokem +2

      Yeah, me too... Still better than that one "pick up artist" that Leafy was talking about years ago, who´s in jail now. I forgot his name. But I´ve been re-watching a lot of Leafyishere videos recently for nostalgic reasons....

    • @gumpable
      @gumpable Před rokem +6

      I had to turn it off after the first attempt, can't do it man.

  • @dylanbutler4734
    @dylanbutler4734 Před rokem +2

    Charlie you are genuinely hilarious im just sad that i only discovered you when the sneako beef happened

  • @rick5048
    @rick5048 Před rokem +11

    at 4:57 you can hear him say "Its Raybans, it blinks when it sees cute girls" -- I think he's wearing those sun glasses that link to your smart phone and are able to record video.

  • @singpi2414
    @singpi2414 Před rokem +2291

    Being called attractive by this guy is probably the same way I feel when some grandma calls me handsome

    • @cheesecheese852
      @cheesecheese852 Před rokem +353

      thats an insult to your grandma

    • @SuppositoryPerc
      @SuppositoryPerc Před rokem

      yeah you goof she probably lies anyways

    • @danielnarvaez5716
      @danielnarvaez5716 Před rokem +276

      @@cheesecheese852 fr tho, grandma saying ur handsome has to be an amazing compliment

    • @INFILTR8US
      @INFILTR8US Před rokem +4

      Sucks being on the other end of it for once, huh?

    • @mhrn.1309
      @mhrn.1309 Před rokem +67

      Random shade toward your grandma.

  • @mrfriendlolo4971
    @mrfriendlolo4971 Před rokem +861

    What I’ve learned on how to compliment somebody effectively is to
    1. Truly mean the compliment
    2. Compliment something that they did for themselves such as clothes, nails, piercings, or tattoos as to not be creepy
    3. Never expect anything in return

    • @JaxontheOkay
      @JaxontheOkay Před rokem +114

      4. don't say weird shit like "you're attractive"

    • @comkioxd
      @comkioxd Před rokem +72

      @@JaxontheOkay That's not weird, It's just the way he said it that makes it sound weird

    • @rayluxhove
      @rayluxhove Před rokem +12

      We also love compliments on our hair

    • @JediMasterBaiter
      @JediMasterBaiter Před rokem +102

      @@rayluxhove Got it!
      "I like what you did with the hair on your arms. Very fringe!"

    • @justanotheryoutuber7346
      @justanotheryoutuber7346 Před rokem +12

      I think this guy got too anxious a lot of times. Like there was a couple times where he just about had their interest, but then he expected it to turn out awkward and so it did. You just have to remember you can’t predict the future. I give him props for trying, but my advice would be is to be cool, calm, and collected. This kind of stuff is counter intuitive, and works best when you’re not trying to get their number.

  • @James-mw
    @James-mw Před 9 měsíci +2

    This is the equivalent of Scout from TF2 going “Hey good lookin, got a bucket of chicken”

  • @warehousedave7937
    @warehousedave7937 Před rokem +1394

    This dude knows what he's doing. Zero cringe going on in his mind. Kind of a super power to be able to say anything and make people uncomfortable without feeling awkward

    • @locomadman
      @locomadman Před rokem +31

      If it’s not cringe, it’s hella desperate (which ironically makes swings the whole situation back to cringe).

    • @hm5468
      @hm5468 Před rokem +34

      It’s absolutely awkward

    • @bingdoodle1
      @bingdoodle1 Před rokem +33

      More of a dangerous personality trait

    • @clickhereforshowittoothers2184
      @clickhereforshowittoothers2184 Před rokem

      Gabriela Jimenez was videoed saying she was enslaved and saw people eating people. She looked sad, disgusted and in shock as she moved her hands to her mouth while explaining how they were eating. She said they smelled like humans. She said billionaire Carlos Slim knew about it. Police took her away and I've read she was never seen again. Gabriela was a little frantic, as would be anybody, and why is she missing now?

    • @johneleveld2593
      @johneleveld2593 Před rokem +9

      A super power of making people uncomfortable and not feeling weird about it? Nah that’s just social ineptitude

  • @theangrydweller1002
    @theangrydweller1002 Před rokem +267

    I imagine the “I’m just kidding” was like a quick time event in his brain.

    • @kingdom8769
      @kingdom8769 Před rokem +25

      ruin chances speedrun any% no glitches

    • @JaxontheOkay
      @JaxontheOkay Před rokem +11

      my man was supposed to press up and A but he didn't press anything and got the worst outcome

    • @johnjohnson3681
      @johnjohnson3681 Před rokem +9

      If it was a quick time event then he definitely failed it

    • @wakpak4399
      @wakpak4399 Před rokem +7

      Dude got the bad ending

    • @cryora
      @cryora Před rokem +3

      I say it's because her positive reaction was took him by surprise and made him nervous, triggering his fly or fight response which cannot distinguish between this new unexpected situation with a situation where he said something offensive and made her angry - therefore the just kidding.

  • @sparkofcuriousity
    @sparkofcuriousity Před 2 měsíci +1

    looool
    i almost spit my coffee with that clip where he goes to a girl "excuse me i think you're really pretty" and she goes "thank you byeeee"

  • @ivangg378
    @ivangg378 Před rokem +1

    Absolute good sportsmanship from the guy. Actually taking a no for an answer.

  • @krisk2466
    @krisk2466 Před rokem +1137

    “Are you snake? Because you make my metal gear solid”
    I never understood why people thought pickup lines worked

    • @CUBAN_Linxxx
      @CUBAN_Linxxx Před rokem +173

      are you made of salt? Cause you’re sodium fine

    • @sweett3253
      @sweett3253 Před rokem +86

      Idk if someone said that to me I don't know if I could say no

    • @Theorationale
      @Theorationale Před rokem +5

      Lollll!!!

    • @sweethysteria8737
      @sweethysteria8737 Před rokem +9

      What are you talking about that’s great

    • @plursocks
      @plursocks Před rokem +13

      If it's said to me, I will instantly feel uncomfortable unless we're having a conversation about how dumb pickup lines are OR we've been going on a few dates and it's being said ironically. If it's written to me in a dating app and it's actually super clever and not sexual, it could work.

  • @user-fx3cm4zr6y
    @user-fx3cm4zr6y Před rokem +447

    Even he seems so uncomfortable I honestly don’t think he thinks the lines will work he just has some pathological need to tell them to random strangers. When one finally works he’s probably just going to say he’s not interested and move on to the next victim.

    • @linkly9272
      @linkly9272 Před rokem +21

      he’s gotta meet his daily quota of making people suffer through weird interactions

    • @calamitysangfroid2407
      @calamitysangfroid2407 Před rokem +36

      @@linkly9272 thats how his stand works

    • @jionmionskwisgaar1476
      @jionmionskwisgaar1476 Před rokem +52

      Bro said "just kidding" after a woman said "thanks"
      My man's not even prepared for people to respond nicely let alone be interested

    • @user-fx3cm4zr6y
      @user-fx3cm4zr6y Před rokem +9

      If he really wanted results he’d go around in a priest outfit and hit em with the “most people call me father but you can call me daddy”. It’s worked every time I’ve tried it.

    • @jazzspider8569
      @jazzspider8569 Před rokem

      @@user-fx3cm4zr6y I honest to God would like that one. Sad fate I've fallen to but I like the charm

  • @andyc9902
    @andyc9902 Před rokem +20

    I had second hand embarrassment from this

  • @jacobschroeder5014
    @jacobschroeder5014 Před rokem

    BRO YOUR COMMENTARY IS LEGENDARY

  • @mccashmax9156
    @mccashmax9156 Před rokem +204

    8:50 if this guy was super chill with small talk and didn't jump straight to "you're attractive" he actually might've gotten a number

    • @RafaelMunizYT
      @RafaelMunizYT Před rokem +11

      "you're attractive" is so cringe. why not say "you're pretty" or "you're cute"? even weirder with that horrible timing of his

    • @goose93
      @goose93 Před rokem +28

      @@RafaelMunizYT dont say either :/

    • @RafaelMunizYT
      @RafaelMunizYT Před rokem +7

      @@goose93 u right I don't even talk to random girls XD

    • @FableCountry
      @FableCountry Před rokem +1

      @@RafaelMunizYT nothing wrong with it. i would tweak it and say, "I think you're attractive." It does also depend how you say it.
      Worked with my wife over 4 years ago. And with the other relationships I've been in

    • @jorami4838
      @jorami4838 Před rokem +12

      @@RafaelMunizYT yeah, it's best to wait until both ppl are on the same page before saying stuff like that. I can't imagine going up to someone I've barely met and saying "you're hot!"

  • @derpyfailz572
    @derpyfailz572 Před rokem +251

    This man is living my actual nightmare. I can’t imagine posting an interaction this bad online for the world to see.

    • @omg_cat4203
      @omg_cat4203 Před rokem +3

      I cant imagine having a conversation irl

    • @locomadman
      @locomadman Před rokem +9

      It’s aversion therapy, I figure. Kid probably is filled with anxiety, and this is his way of working through it. Not the best way to go about it, mind you, unlikely to actually get him a date… but 10-1 it’s a hella effective way to get over the fear of approaching & interacting with people.

    • @onouphrios
      @onouphrios Před rokem

      dude has no ego

    • @Kwauhn.
      @Kwauhn. Před rokem +8

      @@locomadman Exactly, the only truly unacceptable part of his behavior is the filming. If he simply didn't record them, he might have a shot at actually developing some social skills. The camera makes a world of difference though, especially lying about it 😕

    • @locomadman
      @locomadman Před rokem

      @@onouphrios Heh.. maybe he’s trying to fake it til he makes it? Actually, too much ego isn’t all that great of a thing to have anyway, kid might actually be dangerous if he had too much (false) confidence in himself.

  • @JanaSzIsBasicGlitch
    @JanaSzIsBasicGlitch Před 7 měsíci

    I am unfortunatly not that kind of person... to get picked up like that, I always panic and say no

  • @Mark-qb8tw
    @Mark-qb8tw Před 6 dny

    He’s tried this so many times and never changed his strategy

  • @giantfirstgrader1029
    @giantfirstgrader1029 Před rokem +2472

    as a girl who’s been recorded in public multiple times, most people such as myself, don’t call it out because of pure shock that it’s even happening
    (edit: the discourse that has started because of this comment i made a year ago is insane. can people not accept that there is going to be some fucked up individuals in the world who record women for their own pleasure? you dont have to be supermodel hot to be recorded or catcalled, you just have to be a person in the wrong place at the wrong time.)

    • @ANTONl027
      @ANTONl027 Před rokem +28

      That doesn’t seem like a thing that happens often

    • @aya-wt8pf
      @aya-wt8pf Před rokem +398

      @@ANTONl027 hate to say it but it is. as a 14 yr old ive been catcalled, recorded a handful of times by older men its sad i know it sounds unbelievable but its actually so common when your always the target

    • @ANTONl027
      @ANTONl027 Před rokem +5

      @@aya-wt8pf how do you know your being recorded?

    • @aya-wt8pf
      @aya-wt8pf Před rokem +319

      @@ANTONl027 its pretty obvious like there could be some old man holding his phone out in such a weird angle with flash on

    • @phoneyflipper1831
      @phoneyflipper1831 Před rokem +322

      @@ANTONl027 we live in the creepy internet age, did you really just say that

  • @democide2431
    @democide2431 Před rokem +194

    him instantly bailing and saying “just kidding” is one of the funniest interactions I’ve seen in a while

  • @c_eggface
    @c_eggface Před 11 měsíci

    its good if it’s ironic and if ur already with them- its just weird to do it to strangers

  • @SigmaGamingLLC
    @SigmaGamingLLC Před 7 měsíci +1

    My favorite pickup line is being honest and myself.

  • @pocketlint3304
    @pocketlint3304 Před rokem +185

    "you look like a flower"
    "Thank you"
    "I'm just kidding"
    Killshot💯

    • @kristofnagy7813
      @kristofnagy7813 Před rokem +13

      He got suprised by not being rejected instantly and panicked 😆😆

  • @lwo7736
    @lwo7736 Před rokem +325

    At least he's walking away when they're clearly not interested, he's meeting at least the basic level of "how not to scare people"

    • @DogFlamingoXIII
      @DogFlamingoXIII Před rokem +32

      I once had someone harass me for 45 minutes after I told him that I don't have an interest in men, because he kept telling me that that wasn't true, and that I must have just been traumatized as a child and need someone to show me that dating a man can be safe and happy. This wasn't even the only time. It was just the worst. I totally agree with you and do appreciate that. I don't mind a guy taking a shot, if he then says, "Okay" and leaves if I tell him I am not interested.

    • @kuroichan101
      @kuroichan101 Před rokem +4

      @@DogFlamingoXIII those sre the worst type of men. Thats why its safer to say you have a bf if you choose to speak to them. The creeps will just try to think they can change you

    • @mcguffindoe192
      @mcguffindoe192 Před rokem

      Charlie is a fucking bully. He gets off on mocking awkward young dudes for his legion of fans

    • @no.future
      @no.future Před rokem +10

      @@kuroichan101 half the time if you say you have a bf they will still harasse you to cheat or ask how long have you been dating. it might be "safer" to just say you have a bf but at the end of the day men need to learn to respect womens decisions and not a not even present mans "claim" on her

    • @gm6393
      @gm6393 Před rokem

      Yeah I was relived when he didn’t start harassing the girls to prove his insulted ego. It’s the below the bare minimum so it sucks that even this is approached though

  • @username172
    @username172 Před 7 měsíci

    Pick up lines only have the lowest percentage of chance when youre sharing shitty pickup lines with someone youre already with or close to

  • @ff9571
    @ff9571 Před 8 měsíci

    Immediately when he says "so yeah" I know the video is over

  • @cryptickingaroo
    @cryptickingaroo Před rokem +519

    "You look like a flower"
    Devil on shoulder: "FUCK YES GOOD, NOW TELL HER YOU WANT TO POLLINATE!!!"

    • @xospot6823
      @xospot6823 Před rokem +31

      I audibly laughed

    • @freeuse3926
      @freeuse3926 Před rokem +8

      not phunny

    • @cryptickingaroo
      @cryptickingaroo Před rokem +50

      @@freeuse3926 yea it's a shame you weren't blessed with a since of humor

    • @freeuse3926
      @freeuse3926 Před rokem +4

      @@cryptickingaroo i've been blessed with the ability to differentiate between good humour and terrible humour

    • @cryptickingaroo
      @cryptickingaroo Před rokem +35

      @@freeuse3926 laughing at dad jokes doesn't count

  • @javanboyd
    @javanboyd Před rokem +2071

    Just to clarify here, he’s not recording with his phone just straight out like Charlie seems to believe. The man said in one of the videos the light was on his Ray Ban glasses which are new glasses with a camera. He said that specifically in the apple store clip Charlie shows here. So it’s not the flash light he has on, it’s a red light on the front of the glasses that turns on. It’s more subtle than just phone in hand and flash on. Not that it makes it much better, just a different context than what Charlie seems to believe is happening

    • @facumid4421
      @facumid4421 Před rokem +394

      yeah I think that makes it a bit more fucked up

    • @jinx8624
      @jinx8624 Před rokem +354

      Kinda creepier because they don't know they are being filmed

    • @ceshmate1953
      @ceshmate1953 Před rokem +25

      @@jinx8624 euhm... that's the point of hiding cameras. The problem here is not him secretly filming... It's if he asked their permission to show their face on video or not. It's illegal no ? He should blur it.

    • @billybobbilson
      @billybobbilson Před rokem +148

      @@ceshmate1953 If it's in a public place then no not illegal. Still pretty creepy though

    • @doctorbee6673
      @doctorbee6673 Před rokem +128

      @@ceshmate1953 just because its not illegal doesnt make it not creepy as fuck

  • @v1ol4t0r
    @v1ol4t0r Před 4 měsíci

    The most wholesome pickup artist. That does not say a lot, and should not be taken as a compliment

  • @TheElusiveReality
    @TheElusiveReality Před rokem +1488

    he could have turned that one who walked him to the library into an actual friendship by simply....acting normal...asking her what her major is, if she likes this library or prefers a different one, if she ever studies at coffee shops instead, any normal conversation. When guys do this it feels like they don't even see us as people with actual interests and lives

    • @JA-jx1hk
      @JA-jx1hk Před rokem +59

      The thing is men really aren’t looking for friendships with women. If a man doesn’t insinuate right away that he is looking for a romantic relationship the girl will usually friendzone him unless she’s very attracted to him. It’s a low risk but also low reward strategy trying to befriend a girl when your goal is to achieve a romantic relationship with her. And you will only resent her when you see her hook up or date guys that didn’t need to befriend her first. So it’s better to just be honest about your intentions right away.

    • @snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470
      @snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470 Před rokem +1

      @@JA-jx1hk Nah unlike you we aren't that ridiculously desperate LMAO. I bet you're into ur own mom.

    • @JA-jx1hk
      @JA-jx1hk Před rokem +11

      @Emily well yea having a small conversation first doesn’t really mean being friends, I was thinking the op meant being friends as in like playing the long game and taking weeks or months to make a move.

    • @strayiggytv
      @strayiggytv Před rokem +2

      @@JA-jx1hk also the "friend zone" is bullsh1t full stop. The attraction is either there or it's it's not. The minute a dude mentions the friend zone I'm gone. It implies friendship doesn't mean shit to the guy and they enter into every conversation with the opposite sex as a potential date and that's f*cking gross. I don't talk to every dude secretly butt mad that they might not want to have sex and date me.

    • @skyboidrako4625
      @skyboidrako4625 Před rokem +1

      Bro should’ve chilled

  • @SuperNuclearUnicorn
    @SuperNuclearUnicorn Před rokem +1564

    Question: how much more success would he have if he weren't walking up obviously filming them? Idk about others, but I'd instantly be less open and on creep alert if I had a guy filming me like that

    • @rocapbg9518
      @rocapbg9518 Před rokem +213

      I think the location is another thing that makes it worse. A college campus/bar/convention would probably be better.

    • @everafter4395
      @everafter4395 Před rokem +30

      He wears a hat with a camera on it, they don’t notice it

    • @kike6359
      @kike6359 Před rokem +10

      it wouldn’t work either way lmfao

    • @tjstarzz9231
      @tjstarzz9231 Před rokem +62

      I mean they CAN WORK *IF* the person has a personality. Like, before we began dating, my guy would laugh at the cheesy crap I say, not cuz of the cheese or the line, but because like with a good joke, you gotta have confidence to sell it or deliver it. Can't half ass and limpnoodle if it doesn't hit/stick. Like, "If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and ME together...Wait, that's...three letters...Eh fxck it I like hanging out with you you know it c:" and it would always crack him up. Some people just want the line itself to do all the work and that is no bueno.

    • @arieldoesntloveyou
      @arieldoesntloveyou Před rokem +29

      as a woman, i would probably feel even more weirded out, knowing that theres no proof of whats happening. for example, the pepper spray asshole recorded it and it was used as proof against him. Otherwise it would sorta be a your word against mine situation. but that might just be me idk :/

  • @devonqi
    @devonqi Před 3 měsíci +1

    He is a hero showing the reality of social interactions. Even if he is recording it, its ok. Its not malicious.

  • @davidsimpson9771
    @davidsimpson9771 Před 7 měsíci

    Wow someone finally said "conversing normally is normal", which might be the realest sentence I've ever heard

  • @shamelessvhs9947
    @shamelessvhs9947 Před rokem +448

    Pick up lines should be seen as some weird hypothetical jokes and nothing else

    • @MikeSW
      @MikeSW Před rokem +3

      They sort of work in a bar or house party where everyone is at least mildly familiar with one another. If you've been hanging out in the same room as someone at length and you've been talking to the people they've been talking to, a clever play on words or a ridiculous, subversive pickup line can excite and engage the other person in humor while also suggesting something sexual. When it works, it works because you are essentially giving the other person a bunch of different outs in their dialogue tree (they get to roll with the sexual angle or roll with the levity). Trying to turn - what's supposed to be - a lighthearted goof into this concentrated effort to get something out of someone is just creepy.

    • @SlurMaster9000
      @SlurMaster9000 Před rokem

      Eh, they can work as a mediocre conversation starter, which (depending on the line) might help to start the conversation in a more flirtatious direction if done well. Generally there should be some sort of flirtatious eye contact/body language/prior attraction first for this to work out though, which obviously didn't happen here.

    • @shamelessvhs9947
      @shamelessvhs9947 Před rokem

      @@SlurMaster9000 okay 👍

  • @austinfiregaming9740
    @austinfiregaming9740 Před rokem +3085

    Punch-lines work though. This reminds me of the time I asked the other student if he wants a "Hertz Donut" then gave him the Hurts Don't It.

    • @grinreaperoftrolls7528
      @grinreaperoftrolls7528 Před rokem +177

      Wait, was it a PUNCH line? 😆🤣😂 if so, the levels on this are great

    • @syn_2529
      @syn_2529 Před rokem +38

      Goddamnit

    • @1ntoTheAbyss
      @1ntoTheAbyss Před rokem +91

      @@grinreaperoftrolls7528 I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur

    • @adriansalinas1862
      @adriansalinas1862 Před rokem +50

      @@1ntoTheAbyss I laughed at it so hard i crashed my flying car

    • @Boo-yt2ve
      @Boo-yt2ve Před rokem +40

      @@adriansalinas1862 I laughed at it so hard I caused a time paradox

  • @kevinfruhwald8341
    @kevinfruhwald8341 Před 7 měsíci +1

    This dude is genuinely going through self-therapy. The psychologist that invented one of the most applied therapy techniques today made a similar thing: Albert Ellis was afraid of speaking to women and spent weeks in the botanical gardens in new york just walking up to girls to ask them out. He only managed to get a Date or two out of the hundreds of Girls he talked to, but never had issues with talking to strangers from that point on. This was in the 1930s, so cameras were not a thing back then. If this guy wouldn't take videos none could see the awkwardness and most people involved would simply forget about it, but also we wouldn't see the bravery he manages to maintain. Be like him... but don't make a fool of yourself by showing the world you are one

  • @mylesedgington4229
    @mylesedgington4229 Před rokem +1132

    He is able to start, but his brain just automatically tells him:
    “Abort the mission! Abort the mission!”
    At least he knows when to back off

    • @_peepee_
      @_peepee_ Před rokem +42

      he *kinda* knows. when that girl didnt want to give him her name hes shouldve said “okay bye” just in my opinion

    • @bear532
      @bear532 Před rokem +2

      One time I was at a club and I saw this pretty woman sitting alone. I kept checking her out and decided to hit on her. Anyway, I got up and walked towards her location. She was about 80ft away and I had to go around the side and approach her from the back because she was sitting on a raised platform. Anyway, I make it to her and tap her shoulder to get her attention and already had a plan of what I was going to say. She turns around and she was lets say not as pretty from close up. I was not at all attracted to her. This threw me off and without thinking I said what I had planned on saying beforehand (the jist was that I saw her from across the room and felt compelled to come over and introduce myself). Not to sound arrogant, but I’m a decent looking guy. Attractive enough to garnish the attention of pretty women. Anyway, the woman I was hitting on was pleasantly surprised and asked in an excited way “really?! you actually did?”. My brain had shut off and all I could think about was how to get the fuck out of there. So I played it like I was offended that she questioned me/didn’t believe me and just left lmao. I feel bad for doing that, but that’s all I could think of doing at the time. It still cracks me up and feel the cringe to this day.

    • @PineappleBaconPizza
      @PineappleBaconPizza Před rokem +18

      @@bear532 hahaha wtf no wonder she was alone😂😂 gotta get your eyes checked out bro 🤣

    • @bear532
      @bear532 Před rokem

      @@PineappleBaconPizza lmao in my defense she was pretty far away in a dark club that had lights blinking and I was pretty drunk at that point. It’s alright, I ended up getting laid that night anyway so it all worked out.

    • @DonManuelConLeonsJacket
      @DonManuelConLeonsJacket Před rokem +21

      @@bear532 ugly ppl need some love 2 u know

  • @JFAnims
    @JFAnims Před rokem +340

    I love how he's accidentally smooth af a couple times, and just PANICS haha. The flower thing seemed genuinely nice and she didn't seem too creeped out, then he says "I'm just kidding" haha

    • @jl4260
      @jl4260 Před rokem

      That was my favourite part. The only time someone was receptive to and flattered by his compliment and he goes and fucks it two seconds later.

    • @cyatram
      @cyatram Před rokem

      Sike, you actually look like a blade of grass!!! 😂

    • @DyedInTheWool
      @DyedInTheWool Před rokem +25

      So glad he didn't go the princess route

    • @MePatra
      @MePatra Před rokem +16

      He fumbled the ball on that one

    • @TheEccedentesiastX
      @TheEccedentesiastX Před rokem +38

      I laugh out loud when he did that. The girl is kind of being accommodating at that point, then he proceeds to drop the ball. Like he's subconsciously aware that his intention is creepy and he is just masking it with a "I'm just kidding" statement.

  • @blank2379
    @blank2379 Před 8 měsíci +4

    I cringe at him but at the same time the fact that he is able to acknowledge what he is doing makes me feel bad for him

  • @SammTheCatt
    @SammTheCatt Před rokem

    working at the dollar store I ran into away too many moments like these but they practically never ended

  • @ThumpingThromnambular
    @ThumpingThromnambular Před rokem +608

    I swear to god, the woman who was like "hey I'm going by there anyway" was being cool , and if he acted like a normal person and had a normal conversation with her, it may have even been appropriate to ask for her number.
    First words out his mouth are "wow, you're attractive".

    • @Strawberrypocky911
      @Strawberrypocky911 Před rokem +36

      yeah, this guy is try-harding big time but it's NOT paying off!

    • @jouskehigaskita8835
      @jouskehigaskita8835 Před rokem +2

      He would of failed anyway. Approaching women and trying to talk to them is pointless .

    • @SaltySeaCaptain
      @SaltySeaCaptain Před rokem +35

      Dude right? Its worse when the chicks give them a chance for a conversation and they blow it. Even if he didn't have a chance with her he could've become friends and chicks have friends that might be interested if he was fucking normal.

    • @jouskehigaskita8835
      @jouskehigaskita8835 Před rokem

      @@SaltySeaCaptain bros too physically unattractive and autistic to make anything work with girls. He should just give it a rest with woman

    • @cryora
      @cryora Před rokem

      To be honest, I just root for guys to fail. Cause they won't hesitate to take the girl you like anyway, and if I can't have a girlfriend, neither should other men. All of us must fail in order for the world to be just and fair. And should a guy succeed, I find solace knowing that the relationship will likely fall apart like most do. He may have his victory this time, but patience, it will turn into a defeat with time.

  • @rektspresso7288
    @rektspresso7288 Před rokem +316

    Pick up lines are fun ironically, where it's clear to the recipient that you're half joking. Actually going up to random people in public and being 100% serious with pickup lines is one of the most creepy and cringy things I can think of

    • @imconfused1237
      @imconfused1237 Před rokem +10

      Pick up lines are for those with absolutely zero personality.

    • @bingdoodle1
      @bingdoodle1 Před rokem

      Nah it’s creepy even if you’re joking it’s only funny if it’s with someone you know very well

    • @monwe8050
      @monwe8050 Před rokem

      @@imconfused1237 are u a man 🤔🤔

    • @monwe8050
      @monwe8050 Před rokem

      pick up lines work when ur attractive

    • @jeremiahfyan
      @jeremiahfyan Před rokem

      @@imconfused1237 i have zero personality and pick up lines are for no one aside from what Charlie said

  • @fujiwarachika2187
    @fujiwarachika2187 Před rokem +1

    I have zero game but even I find this to be the epitome of cringe and sadness, the kind of videos that are actually kind of difficult to watch from the embarrassment and sadness you feel for the person who would come up with such a thing

  • @zaenaschannel
    @zaenaschannel Před rokem +218

    Bro the worst thing about these kinds of situations is that the girls have no choice to smile and laugh because they have no idea how crazy this guy is. If it was guarenteed that he would apologize and leave if they chewed him out, they 100% would not be that nice

    • @bloodredrain
      @bloodredrain Před rokem +1

      That’s I’m here to keep then in line😈

    • @C0wy_
      @C0wy_ Před rokem

      If this ever happened to me, I'm just ruining immediately to the nearest person for safety

  • @maildaemon
    @maildaemon Před rokem +861

    As a girl, I can say with high confidence that none of us were under the illusion that pick-up lines are effective

    • @FluXxxie
      @FluXxxie Před rokem

      Fake CIA plant. No ones under the illusion that women are real

    • @michaelangst6078
      @michaelangst6078 Před rokem +27

      They do if the guy is attractive enough and actually legit funny, but only such a small percentage of men can pull off what it takes comedic wise while also having the looks required

    • @GOREFEAST
      @GOREFEAST Před 11 měsíci +13

      Bit if you see a 6'4" guy with a handsome face, you get wet, no matter whats said. 🤦

    • @ricky_d3430
      @ricky_d3430 Před 11 měsíci +145

      @@GOREFEAST incel alert

    • @GOREFEAST
      @GOREFEAST Před 11 měsíci +6

      @@ricky_d3430 no bro. I AM that guy. Thats why i said it. Throwing around the word "incel" to insult people is not very mature, is it lil bro? LOL

  • @Forg49
    @Forg49 Před 5 měsíci +1

    He’s very respectful

  • @logankinney8502
    @logankinney8502 Před 7 měsíci +1

    I like watching moist after school with Chilli cheese fritos.

  • @itskitt3237
    @itskitt3237 Před rokem +397

    I like how almost every single girl he does this to starts to retreat immediately. You can see them backing away the second he pulls the line and then speed walk away when they get him off of their backs. Creepy

    • @michaelangst6078
      @michaelangst6078 Před rokem +10

      It's because of his voice.. it's amazing how many followers he has despite of this. Makes me think I could be a tiktok star if I actually tried to be one

    • @itskitt3237
      @itskitt3237 Před rokem +9

      @@michaelangst6078 I think just about anyone could be tbh. It doesn’t seem to take much

    • @conbro0985
      @conbro0985 Před 10 měsíci +4

      Let’s be real a 6’4 gigachad could say the most crazy creepy shit imaginable and these women will just think it’s quirky.

    • @onebeer412
      @onebeer412 Před 10 měsíci +22

      @@conbro0985 ok celibate

    • @just1rando
      @just1rando Před 9 měsíci +2

      @@conbro0985 not tall enough

  • @meowsirs3583
    @meowsirs3583 Před rokem +279

    "The way you pointed the library, you're definitely my type."
    Jesus Christ I've never physically and mentally cringed so much in my life though I must say the amount of confidence this guy has to say shit like to public is actually impressive

    • @Gaulskull
      @Gaulskull Před rokem +5

      Bruh he made me question how I ask people for directions

    • @sampuffer8099
      @sampuffer8099 Před rokem +4

      The way you typed that, you’re definitely my type

  • @opalgaulin6208
    @opalgaulin6208 Před 9 měsíci +1

    5:45 - as a female I must say… it makes me nervous when a guy asks “am I making you nervous”

  • @tylerdurdenx666
    @tylerdurdenx666 Před 5 měsíci +2

    I think he may be wearing glasses that record.

  • @kait.5437
    @kait.5437 Před rokem +296

    They probably don’t get called out about recording because the girls are stunned and scared. Most of them probably notice cuz it’s so obvious, but they are most likely just hoping the interaction ends as quick as possible.

    • @BrawlerTheSmokyDutchMan
      @BrawlerTheSmokyDutchMan Před rokem +1

      Definetly looks like that, he'll learn.

    • @bryn1063
      @bryn1063 Před rokem +1

      And probably a little bit confused too. So cringey but at least he's not like Johnny.. I think that was his name.

    • @mr.potatosgod
      @mr.potatosgod Před rokem +11

      Actually i don't think he films with his phone at all, at about 4:50 the girl asks if he is recording and he responds with "no, its just Ray-bans, they blink when they see cute girls." So i guess he uses glasses with a camera to record

    • @adiidi
      @adiidi Před rokem +1

      @@mr.potatosgod Yeah, someone said he's recording with Raybans sunglasses that have a camera. Who tf wears sunglasses indoors anyway??

    • @kait.5437
      @kait.5437 Před rokem

      @@mr.potatosgod that’s so much weirder??? I don’t know why. Is he cookie from Ned’s declassified?

  • @Kazukamichan
    @Kazukamichan Před rokem +198

    Him saying "I'm Just playing" after every pickup line should be a crime.

  • @LLL124Original
    @LLL124Original Před rokem

    OHH I read it like the pickup line. Like where you buy online and pickup the items in store.

  • @uncommonsense360
    @uncommonsense360 Před rokem

    At least he's openly recording. Imagine all the guys who have cams without indicator lights

  • @Furugeru
    @Furugeru Před rokem +1742

    The only reason pickup lines ever worked was because they were used as a joke, and a bit of an icebreaker for both parties to laugh at after. It was usually nice and kinda cute.
    But then people started using them unironically.

    • @josephmurphy417
      @josephmurphy417 Před rokem +277

      Idk man "Are you subway because you turn my six inch into a footlong" has only gotten me arrested twice

    • @stare4539
      @stare4539 Před rokem

      Loool

    • @BURRDAWG_
      @BURRDAWG_ Před rokem +7

      They gota be clever

    • @patrickriarchy6054
      @patrickriarchy6054 Před rokem +37

      Hey, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?.
      Me neither but they're probably pretty fat.

    • @masonkretiv4136
      @masonkretiv4136 Před rokem +11

      But, but , but, r/tinder always proves that pick up lines work!!!

  • @305backup
    @305backup Před rokem +772

    I applaud this man for putting the myth to the test. You always hear people say "oh well, its gotta work eventually right? At least 1 time".
    No, no it does not.

    • @L3RNA3AN
      @L3RNA3AN Před rokem

      Never works. For what I know, using a pick up line shows how desperate and unoriginal you are.

    • @hentpplays8845
      @hentpplays8845 Před rokem +65

      Only one time it worked,
      And he screwed it up with a "Just kidding" soon after.

    • @thanos5220
      @thanos5220 Před rokem +23

      He just doesnt have game and doesnt say it confidently and backtracks it if shes into it

    • @spacetacos7574
      @spacetacos7574 Před rokem

      @@hentpplays8845 cause he’s a fuckin anime protagonist levels of unable to converse

    • @jessemartinez243
      @jessemartinez243 Před rokem +18

      Hes not smooth with it. He startles women and catches them completely off guard in a time where theyre basically busy buying something or theyre on their way somewhere. Plus the camera in the face doesnt help. You gotta try this in a more social enviornment where people are there to chill and mingle like a party or a bar and you will be more succesful wit it here

  • @jonathanfrom3rdgrade893
    @jonathanfrom3rdgrade893 Před 9 měsíci

    lmao the just kidding had me on the floor bro this dude backtracked the most offensive way possible

  • @Dginny865
    @Dginny865 Před 4 měsíci

    “Oh my god the way you pointed, you’re definitely my type, just playing” *45 seconds of silence* …… 😂 ohh god 🤦🏻‍♂️