I Fixed the Alphabet

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  • čas přidán 6. 06. 2024
  • iT'Ŝ βETTR NOW.. PART 2 - • I Fixed the Alphabet M...
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    0:00 - Intro/History
    0:59 - FIXING THE ALPHABET
    5:33 - BONUS FEATURS
    6:11 - expectations
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  • @OatsJenkins
    @OatsJenkins  Před 2 lety +4670

    VERSION 3 OUT NOW czcams.com/video/H333yyMqudU/video.html

  • @rubub8455
    @rubub8455 Před rokem +12277

    The way the captions slowly adapt to the changes that you make is genius

    • @oliviacreagh7986
      @oliviacreagh7986 Před rokem +353

      I watched this video over again but with captions just because of this comment, damn you and thank you

    • @fionavivianandaiden3008
      @fionavivianandaiden3008 Před rokem

      W in France is double va

    • @adacskipper
      @adacskipper Před rokem +171

      Holy shit, the video is literally twice as funny if you turn subtitles on

    • @NotEnvixity
      @NotEnvixity Před rokem +41

      i NO RIT

    • @Meiseside
      @Meiseside Před rokem +33

      I was thinking google has taken the wrong language again.

  • @asiyah4464
    @asiyah4464 Před rokem +23189

    Can we appreciate the fact that every time he makes a new decision the subtitle format changes to fit it

  • @thischannelisded
    @thischannelisded Před 4 měsíci +227

    I absolutely love how the captions change depending on how he changes the alphabet, the attention to detail is just👌

  • @tttITA10
    @tttITA10 Před 5 měsíci +147

    The fact that the subtitles adehere to the new rules as they are being created is just GOLD.

  • @thegameowl11
    @thegameowl11 Před 2 lety +9185

    If the alphabet was so good, why isn’t there a sequel.

    • @mihailoaleksic3330
      @mihailoaleksic3330 Před 2 lety +140

      This is a sequel, and if he didn't made an another sequel, he will for a couple of days

    • @Star17Platinum17
      @Star17Platinum17 Před 2 lety +60

      IT IS THE SEQUEL

    • @drog9235
      @drog9235 Před 2 lety +16

      @@mihailoaleksic3330 r/whoosh

    • @drog9235
      @drog9235 Před 2 lety +14

      @@Star17Platinum17 r/whoosh

    • @tgkyle
      @tgkyle Před 2 lety +26

      too many bugs and complaints from the first release

  • @T_FV
    @T_FV Před 2 lety +3433

    In French we actually say "double V" for W and that's the only logical thing about this language

    • @itsriivan
      @itsriivan Před 2 lety +105

      Spain does this too

    • @blackjackdaw7865
      @blackjackdaw7865 Před 2 lety +230

      As you are a French person please explain to me, why the heck, do I have to:
      multiply 4 and 20
      and then add 15
      just to say 95
      Why? Just why???

    • @randomperson1955
      @randomperson1955 Před 2 lety +64

      @@blackjackdaw7865 I think there's some language where you say 5*20-20/2 instead of 90

    • @mauringilles1563
      @mauringilles1563 Před 2 lety +121

      @@blackjackdaw7865 I think we used to count in a base-20 numeral system at some point during the Middle-Ages. We even used to say other horros such as "trois vingt" (three twentys) for 60, or even "six vingts" (six twentys) for 120, etc. For some reason, we just kept this base-20 system for numbers from 60 to 100.
      However, our Swiss and Belgian neighboors have the goodness to use "septente" (seventy) for "soixante-dix" (sixty-ten), "huitante" (eighty) for "quatre-vingt" (four-twenty) and "nonante" (ninety) for "quatre-vingt-dix" (four-twenty-ten).
      I don't know if you were expecting such a serious answer, but you've got one.

    • @blackjackdaw7865
      @blackjackdaw7865 Před 2 lety +54

      @@mauringilles1563 I wasn't really expecting a serious answer under a youtube coment but I was kinda hoping for one.
      Thank you.

  • @sokcheachheng103
    @sokcheachheng103 Před 5 měsíci +50

    The letters A Q R T U are a must have since they can literally make a sentence.
    For example: U R A Q T

  • @mindoftj7677
    @mindoftj7677 Před 5 měsíci +8

    New song: "Kew, double-V, E, R, T, Y, U, ih, O, P, ah, cool S, D, F, G, H, J, K, L, Z, X, V, tss, N, M, cool bird too. Now i know my: Kew, double-V, Es. Next time you can sing along with me"

  • @Leron...
    @Leron... Před rokem +28883

    The fact that you chose to call your version "Alphabet 2" instead of "Alphabetter" is all the reason I need not to trust it.

    • @fivehoursleep9709
      @fivehoursleep9709 Před rokem +1585

      Also the 'ph' is superfluous, could just be an f, so it should be alfabetr, 1/10

    • @Beasto
      @Beasto Před rokem +753

      @@fivehoursleep9709 And he made α its own letter so it would be αbetr, or αβ (alphabeta)

    • @rellikx7519
      @rellikx7519 Před rokem +448

      Hear me out the first alphabet starts with alpha, the first Greek letter. So the second alphabet should be the betabet.

    • @stvksn
      @stvksn Před rokem +152

      Just call it αβst

    • @ernestw955
      @ernestw955 Před rokem +71

      @@rellikx7519 more like betagam

  • @danitho
    @danitho Před 2 lety +14752

    As someone who had to learn the history of the alphabet, this entire video is equally infuriating and humourous.

    • @ssall3879
      @ssall3879 Před 2 lety +361

      No just infuriating

    • @billywhizz09
      @billywhizz09 Před 2 lety +59

      @@ssall3879 yeah I agree

    • @loganshark667
      @loganshark667 Před 2 lety +26

      @@billywhizz09 yep even more then POGO PEAS

    • @quacklord69
      @quacklord69 Před 2 lety +275

      A samuan hu had to lern the history of the alphabeta, this entire video is iqualy infuriating and humoros*

    • @gioiadelsapere
      @gioiadelsapere Před 2 lety +15

      @@ssall3879 honesty is good.

  • @blackcat-102
    @blackcat-102 Před měsícem +3

    I love how as the video goes on the subtitles follow the new alphabet and it’s rules
    It’s such a cool detail

  • @penguins_1111
    @penguins_1111 Před 2 měsíci +5

    i love these captions

  • @themoldysausage
    @themoldysausage Před rokem +5661

    "Instead of signatures, everyone should just have logos." My man just reinvented a family crest

    • @mariostar13
      @mariostar13 Před rokem +157

      Or brought the concept of Japanese "signature stamps" to the English speaking world! Love it!

    • @user-ee4wp7qx5i
      @user-ee4wp7qx5i Před rokem +66

      @@mariostar13 'signature stamps' have been used all across Asia not just Japan

    • @mariostar13
      @mariostar13 Před rokem +17

      @@user-ee4wp7qx5i Wow

    • @jeremvfx
      @jeremvfx Před rokem +16

      Bruh when you do signature you have to do it unde 1 sec or 2 max but to make a logo à lot of people will have sames logo plus it will be super easy if you are a good drawer like me to copy the logos of other people . And It will take very too long to make the logo , if you have to do 10 signature on 10 pages it will take 5 minutes to do all the logos

    • @KidNamedPerson
      @KidNamedPerson Před rokem +15

      @@jeremvfx bruh it was a joke

  • @AlexanderCheong
    @AlexanderCheong Před 2 lety +5258

    "No signature, everyone just has to have their own logo" this guy was 2 years ahead of everyone back in 2020 predicting the future NFT.

    • @mangouschase
      @mangouschase Před 2 lety +127

      japanese system:

    • @maybemintmochi_
      @maybemintmochi_ Před 2 lety +10

      @@mangouschase HAA

    • @justineazrort2708
      @justineazrort2708 Před 2 lety +53

      @@mangouschase oh yeh ahahah Japan has those personalized stamps. I think those are called Hanko

    • @davo8942
      @davo8942 Před 2 lety +30

      I will sign my son’s PG13 permission slip with my bored ape!

    • @jamesgizasson
      @jamesgizasson Před rokem +17

      Not joking, I made up a little symbol to draw next to my signature.
      ...because I can't distinguish my own scribbling from anyone else's, I don't have the patience to perfect my penmanship, and I like to draw! X3

  • @hunterpennington439
    @hunterpennington439 Před 2 měsíci +1

    So im here rewatching this again like 2 years later and I have the subtitles on. I love that you spelled the subtitles with the new alphabet as the video went on. I really like it when youtubers put little notations or fun things like this in subtitles

  • @kidsarecomedians
    @kidsarecomedians Před měsícem +2

    I love how they stayed true in the subtitles

  • @redgreen2453
    @redgreen2453 Před 2 lety +5631

    A, B, O actually works really well as the starting letters cuz then the first three letters would also be the blood types and it’d be really easy to change any mention of “the ABC’s” cuz you could just finish off the curve with a sharpie. Keyboard order is good too tho

    • @ohzmosiss
      @ohzmosiss Před 2 lety +562

      Wattpad writers would love this

    • @guccerice1162
      @guccerice1162 Před 2 lety +223

      @@ohzmosiss i hate that i understand

    • @sp4c1ng_0ut8
      @sp4c1ng_0ut8 Před 2 lety +270

      NO
      NOT ABO
      NEVER

    • @mmiaxyz
      @mmiaxyz Před 2 lety +21

      @@guccerice1162 please explain

    • @guccerice1162
      @guccerice1162 Před 2 lety +242

      @@mmiaxyz ABO (alpha, beta, omega) is another term for omegaverse, a story trope in where humans are divided into three biological classes - alpha, beta, and omega - and experience rut/heat cycles regardless of gender.
      Alphas are at the top of the hierarchy and go through rut cycles. Betas are basically your average person. And omegas are at the bottom of the hierarchy and are the ones who go into heat.
      There are many ways one can go about writing it but it's because of this central idea that works that feature this trope are usually NSFW. Again, not always but usually.

  • @miwubunz
    @miwubunz Před rokem +3335

    the dedication that the one who made the subtitles put in is incredible.

    • @n0tk1tt3y
      @n0tk1tt3y Před rokem +51

      Agreed.

    • @Gaiaschosen
      @Gaiaschosen Před rokem +32

      A true madlad 👑

    • @littletreesandmore4664
      @littletreesandmore4664 Před rokem +11

      No one MAKES the subtitles it’s AI trying to hear what their saying

    • @n0tk1tt3y
      @n0tk1tt3y Před rokem +104

      @@littletreesandmore4664 Actually (if you aren’t joking), there is a way for somebody to edit the subtitles for a video.

    • @Aegis4521
      @Aegis4521 Před rokem +34

      @@littletreesandmore4664 you can put your own if you want…

  • @Swiftieahen13
    @Swiftieahen13 Před 8 dny +1

    I love how the subtitle changes as he updates it

  • @Hi-ff3vg
    @Hi-ff3vg Před 4 měsíci +12

    1:12 Cc Removed
    1:36 Qq Removed
    2:03 x Removed
    2:19 Upper & Lowercase is the same
    2:27 "I" Removed
    2:37 Fixed "u"
    2:42 Fixed k
    2:56 W = Double V
    3:14 No Silent Es
    3:38 Q rejoined
    4:13 O replaced C
    4:44 Qwerty Version
    5:04 Cursive Removed
    5:26 No Signatures
    5:37 S is cool
    5:47 A,B is replaced with Alpha,Beta
    6:11 Bird at end

  • @KarlDandelton
    @KarlDandelton Před rokem +2128

    The signature just being a unique logo to be placed in a designated box is literally how they do document signing in Japan. The government sends you a personalized stamp that serves as your signature. So good job lol

    • @jan3386
      @jan3386 Před rokem +51

      everyone is a QR code for the government :o

    • @skuldragen
      @skuldragen Před rokem +18

      a personalized stamp for everyone... , you mean like fingerprints? great job Japan.

    • @Gamebuilder2000
      @Gamebuilder2000 Před rokem +40

      @@skuldragen well i mean if you lose your fingers or arms you don't have a fingerprint or if your hands are damaged and the prints become unrecognizable-ish

    • @ravenneck1035
      @ravenneck1035 Před rokem +49

      Fun fact, hanko stamps aren't generally given by the government, in fact, you can buy a hanko stamp from your local daiso, which is kinda whack if you ask me...

    • @KarlDandelton
      @KarlDandelton Před rokem +4

      @@ravenneck1035 Huh that is sorta whack lol. You're right tho I totally misremembered that factoid.

  • @FagitaWaffle
    @FagitaWaffle Před 10 měsíci +751

    The fact the subtitles follow the rules of his new alphabet is just truly alphabetter.

    • @RichConnerGMN
      @RichConnerGMN Před 8 měsíci +24

      thanks that was me (it even says so in the description) :3
      i appreciate all the comments about my, like, ≈2 hours of effort lol

    • @tokhote
      @tokhote Před 8 měsíci +4

      @@RichConnerGMN You didn’t get rid of silent letter e

    • @japunaka
      @japunaka Před 8 měsíci +3

      @@tokhoteUhm yes they did?

    • @ls_ultimate8978
      @ls_ultimate8978 Před 7 měsíci

      It is alphabetter😂😂

    • @eropoke
      @eropoke Před 7 měsíci

      ⁠@@RichConnerGMNthanks a lot

  • @felixia17
    @felixia17 Před 3 měsíci

    I love how if you turn on the subtitles it follows the progress of the alphabet! What a fun touch!

  • @rachellecurrie9517
    @rachellecurrie9517 Před 17 dny

    I really like that you change the subtitles to the alphabet that you actually are using very funny

  • @cheyheun
    @cheyheun Před rokem +2525

    him: "lets cancel c, q, and x"
    the Chinese: quaking right now
    for those who don't know, all 3 of those letters make unique sounds in Chinese that don't exist in English ;)

    • @cheyheun
      @cheyheun Před rokem +33

      @Bee Sixteen ah that would make sense 👍wish you luck learning Chinese!

    • @evanven2429
      @evanven2429 Před rokem +8

      FORREAL

    • @theflashgamerhd9398
      @theflashgamerhd9398 Před rokem +42

      XQC

    • @Zeekiel
      @Zeekiel Před rokem +8

      I was about to say that. You are so right!

    • @Conor-jr6lu
      @Conor-jr6lu Před rokem +14

      But the Chinese don't use those letters, we do when writing their words/sounds in English. And you could do the same with the Alphabet made in this video too.

  • @GordonTheGamer
    @GordonTheGamer Před 11 měsíci +739

    I love how the subtitles takes the rules he says and changes the sentences that are being said to be spelt the way it should with the new alphebet

    • @TheUnderscore_
      @TheUnderscore_ Před 11 měsíci +4

      The power of Ctrl+H

    • @Legokidstv
      @Legokidstv Před 10 měsíci +7

      I was going to see if anyone also saw dis

    • @lumberapple8820
      @lumberapple8820 Před 10 měsíci +3

      I was about to say the same thing

    • @r3tr0gaming-750
      @r3tr0gaming-750 Před 10 měsíci +1

      100th like

    • @MASK3DS
      @MASK3DS Před 9 měsíci +2

      I was literally about to comment the same thing lol 😂

  • @PerrcusionBox
    @PerrcusionBox Před 2 měsíci

    I just realized the captions change as the video goes on. Neat!

  • @Snaken12
    @Snaken12 Před měsícem

    i really like that as it goes on the subtitles match alphabet 2

  • @v0idstablook
    @v0idstablook Před rokem +893

    The fact that the captions follow the rules he's making as he goes along >>>

    • @RichConnerGMN
      @RichConnerGMN Před rokem +47

      thanks that was me

    • @pinkiroxe2417
      @pinkiroxe2417 Před rokem +16

      @@RichConnerGMN your amazing!

    • @magmoet4341
      @magmoet4341 Před rokem +2

      But how😊

    • @ShowGames_TV
      @ShowGames_TV Před rokem +5

      @@RichConnerGMN huge respects to you man!

    • @len1254
      @len1254 Před rokem +7

      The fakt that teh kaptions follow the ruleS heS making as he gos alobg

  • @stevenbridges
    @stevenbridges Před rokem +4634

    I legit expected this to be a legitimate attempt to improve the alphabet 😂

  • @paisleystillman6877
    @paisleystillman6877 Před 10 dny

    I CANT the captions follow the rules as they are implemented this is BEAUTIFUL

  • @BLAZE_DRAGONS
    @BLAZE_DRAGONS Před 5 dny +1

    I love how my subtitles follow the new alphabet ❤

  • @Plexiate
    @Plexiate Před 2 lety +636

    It seems you created that of a serial killers note left on scene in the 1970s.

  • @derpex16
    @derpex16 Před rokem +500

    Mad respect for making the captions follow the alphabet👌

    • @PhyscoBoi
      @PhyscoBoi Před 11 měsíci +6

      YEAH I SAW

    • @shirleyann2976
      @shirleyann2976 Před 11 měsíci +1

      W

    • @ashleyd8885
      @ashleyd8885 Před 10 měsíci +1

      Same

    • @Bunnyvaser
      @Bunnyvaser Před 10 měsíci

      frr

    • @RichConnerGMN
      @RichConnerGMN Před 8 měsíci +2

      thanks that was me (it even says so in the description) :3
      i appreciate all the comments about my, like, ≈2 hours of effort lol

  • @cvcubes8578
    @cvcubes8578 Před 5 měsíci +1

    In Japan they don't have signatures they just have a stamp you buy as your signature

  • @therailwaymen2203
    @therailwaymen2203 Před 5 měsíci

    The captions are absolutely perfect

  • @Iamveryconfusedabout
    @Iamveryconfusedabout Před 2 lety +1063

    I've seen many alphabet reform videos, spelling reforms are like a classic trope for new linguistics enthusiasts, and when you started knocking out C and Q I thought I knew where this was going. I was wrong. this video took a wonderful turn and addressed many important issues. it was also very narratively satisfying how the Egyptian alphabet stuff from the beginning got brought back in the end, excellent video excellent video

    • @Alex_Is_Not_Here
      @Alex_Is_Not_Here Před 2 lety +6

      H was left in there :c its silence and you can subtitute for a j like jajajajaja or just o intead of oh

    • @miniepicness
      @miniepicness Před 2 lety

      Alexa h isnt entirely silence tho
      try to say "hack" separate from "ack" or "jack" without it

    • @paperroll3105
      @paperroll3105 Před 2 lety +23

      @@Alex_Is_Not_Here if I saw someone writing jajajajaja and not hahahah I would be so confused fr

    • @Iamveryconfusedabout
      @Iamveryconfusedabout Před 2 lety +4

      @Rhett nice ! I'm officially cool enough to copy

    • @anti-spiral159
      @anti-spiral159 Před 2 lety +7

      @@paperroll3105 Jajajaja is how you laugh in spanish, you need the H to laugh in english.

  • @josephschubert6561
    @josephschubert6561 Před 2 lety +1404

    I like how this starts out semi-professional, but instead of actually going into why the sounds changed but not the letters, and going back and bringing "thorn" in again, or doing something similar to Hangul (the Korean alphabet, also the best one), it's just THE WORST (but funniest) "solution."

    • @TalesGrimm
      @TalesGrimm Před 2 lety +29

      The real ones remember thorn

    • @inacruz5709
      @inacruz5709 Před 2 lety +18

      Sorry what’s a “c”

    • @allique__
      @allique__ Před 2 lety +9

      oh my god I remember thorn it looked like a p combined with l

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios Před 2 lety

      @@allique__ and what about the yogh
      ȝᴇs ʙᴇᴋᴀvs som ʟᴇᴛᴛᴇʀs ᴅᴇsᴇʀғ ᴛo ʙᴇ ʙʀoᴛ ʙᴀᴋ ᴀɴivvᴀȝ, ɴo ᴍᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ iғ þᴇȝ ғᴇll ouᴛ oғ usᴇ ғoʀ soᴍᴇ ʀᴇᴀsoɴ

    • @adora_was_taken
      @adora_was_taken Před 2 lety +25

      @@allique__ you remember thorn??? how old are you

  • @JTheDj9
    @JTheDj9 Před 6 měsíci

    I like how the subtitles, if the letter is removed, its replaced

  • @beepbop4206
    @beepbop4206 Před 4 měsíci

    i like the text that when he says something it uses the letters he changed

  • @ValkryieM2842
    @ValkryieM2842 Před 2 lety +1490

    You definitely chose the wrong bird, every cool Egyptologist knows the best bird hieroglyph is G48 'Three chicks in a nest' - which just looks like a group of baby turkeys about to be turned into soup

    • @teslacactus1135
      @teslacactus1135 Před 2 lety +56

      i love how hieroglyphics are just referred to as numbers

    • @yennypea6335
      @yennypea6335 Před 2 lety +8

      ARE YOU MY MATH TEACHER?!

    • @evolvingminds
      @evolvingminds Před 2 lety

      𓅸

    • @Alex_Is_Not_Here
      @Alex_Is_Not_Here Před 2 lety +17

      @@teslacactus1135 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH the egyptian reaction to that would be the same as the reaction that we are seeing of the persons that learned alphabet history

    • @DominicHoneycutt
      @DominicHoneycutt Před 2 lety +1

      Nerd

  • @jj_mang0144
    @jj_mang0144 Před 2 lety +373

    3:09 I love how he specifically got rid of lower-case E and then wrote it a few seconds later.

    • @EyesAnimes
      @EyesAnimes Před 2 lety +2

      Yeah

    • @-jeff.-
      @-jeff.- Před 2 lety +3

      what’s a C?

    • @jonathanyea3646
      @jonathanyea3646 Před rokem +9

      then he said no silent E’s but put one in his subscribe card

    • @choka3750
      @choka3750 Před rokem +1

      @@jonathanyea3646 He made some exceptions. When the E actually does smth. Such as subscribe, the E changes the sound of the "i".

    • @purple.st4rz_556
      @purple.st4rz_556 Před rokem

      @@jonathanyea3646 Then the word would be subscrib, which is sub....scrib(like the word scribble cut short), so like the reply above the e does somthing

  • @My-Baseball-highlights
    @My-Baseball-highlights Před 11 dny +1

    The closed captions have those new alphabet changes

  • @BFRESH340
    @BFRESH340 Před měsícem

    If you are wondering, basically it’s called double u because back in the day some people wrote like curved letter I think and they looked more like a u so that what people rolled with

  • @achyuthavm
    @achyuthavm Před 2 lety +988

    In ye olden days 'u' & 'v' were the same letter so when they made 'w' they called it double-u. It was only later that a rounded 'v' was implemented to avoid confusion.

    • @skyranger9743
      @skyranger9743 Před 2 lety +26

      For Þe, which people pronounced as the, "Þ" was actually the character for "th"

    • @achyuthavm
      @achyuthavm Před 2 lety +31

      @@skyranger9743 I know I actually want to bring þ back into þe alphabet, but if I typed wiþ it no one would understand.

    • @skyranger9743
      @skyranger9743 Před 2 lety +3

      @@achyuthavm Fair enough.

    • @shadowyzephyr
      @shadowyzephyr Před 2 lety +8

      Also another fail is that the e in extreme isn't silent... or the e in better....

    • @tweer64
      @tweer64 Před 2 lety +10

      In French it’s called Double V.

  • @knull416
    @knull416 Před rokem +702

    The fact that the captions change according to changes he makes is amazing
    You get a standing ovation

    • @terminusfinity009
      @terminusfinity009 Před rokem +2

      ekstreme?

    • @lamonite
      @lamonite Před rokem +7

      @@terminusfinity009 Xtreme

    • @adv78
      @adv78 Před rokem

      O no. i had to se the whol video again
      (I'm not doing alphas, sorry, way too much trouble)

    • @RichConnerGMN
      @RichConnerGMN Před rokem +1

      thanks that was me

  • @dylanvds3450
    @dylanvds3450 Před 12 dny

    I love how he just slowly decreases the description you can read under the video to his alphabeth

  • @Dubito_Fluffywolf
    @Dubito_Fluffywolf Před měsícem

    I love how when turning on closed captioning, the captions change too :D

  • @vannillaAJofficial204
    @vannillaAJofficial204 Před 2 lety +713

    0:09
    "but then they realised they didn't wanna draw 12 birds, 4 knives, 4 moplican guys and 53 other things just to say bandaid"
    basically my brain trying to process ancient egyptian language

    • @Liggliluff
      @Liggliluff Před 2 lety +24

      If I'm not mistaken, there are two ways to write it:
      - by using the concepts of the symbols, where that bird probably means "baby chicken"
      - by the first sound of each symbol, so say the name of the word is 'chicken', then the symbol would represent the sound 'ch' makes if used as a sound instead of a concept.

    • @vannillaAJofficial204
      @vannillaAJofficial204 Před 2 lety +2

      @@Liggliluff that comment was a joke
      but ok

    • @iZetto1
      @iZetto1 Před 2 lety +10

      @@vannillaAJofficial204 So what if it's a joke? I still liked that explanation, it's a fun fact

    • @thecybopdude2927
      @thecybopdude2927 Před 2 lety +2

      you mean 'mop lookin'?

    • @Tasorius
      @Tasorius Před rokem

      I drew half of the different birds once (about 20), and then I never went back to trying to learn the hieroglyphs. I guess it broke me...

  • @matthewsherwood4881
    @matthewsherwood4881 Před rokem +1115

    Laughed so hard when he brought up cursive... especially because the picture he showed isn't actually English cursive; it's Russian cursive! (Which is, in fact, worse than normal English cursive anyway, because the differences between Russian printed letters and the cursive letters are much larger, but it's still funny because it gets his point across.)

    • @sofija642
      @sofija642 Před rokem +11

      I personally think cyrillic cursive is so much prettier than english cursive

    • @TheMGMfan
      @TheMGMfan Před rokem +47

      @@sofija642 But that isn't the most important part of a writing system, is it? What matters is readability, and I don't know how you're supposed to see that as anything but scribbles.

    • @smethingreal1138
      @smethingreal1138 Před rokem +11

      правда

    • @sofija642
      @sofija642 Před rokem +18

      @@TheMGMfan That's correct. I didn't say it's important. Anyways it's readable if written properly. Most people I know use cyrillic cursive writing and I have no problem reading it.

    • @moonpony7490
      @moonpony7490 Před rokem +15

      You right. I mean? My first thought was: "dude, you can't read it, because it's even NOT YOU'RE LANGUAGE"

  • @JayTheStickman571
    @JayTheStickman571 Před 11 dny

    1:13
    1: I do exist 😢
    2: YOU ALMOST KILLED ME?!

  • @rainbowcornbabyshark719
    @rainbowcornbabyshark719 Před 2 měsíci

    The captions are so good every time he changes something it also changes the captions

  • @vinijoncrafts2882
    @vinijoncrafts2882 Před 11 měsíci +177

    Whoever made the subtitles is an ABSOLUTE beast.

    • @RichConnerGMN
      @RichConnerGMN Před 8 měsíci +14

      thanks that was me (it even says so in the description) :3
      i appreciate all the comments about my, like,

    • @masongrey5907
      @masongrey5907 Před 8 měsíci +3

      @@RichConnerGMN you also have a record to be the first guy that uses Alphabet 2

    • @Andyanddiana467
      @Andyanddiana467 Před 6 měsíci

      Like Mr beast?

    • @Andyanddiana467
      @Andyanddiana467 Před 6 měsíci

      @@masongrey5907 cool

  • @Normee
    @Normee Před rokem +228

    grayt video! I lurnd a lot, now i speak perfekt english

  • @Ivie_Th3_B3atlemaniac_on_P4ws
    @Ivie_Th3_B3atlemaniac_on_P4ws Před 4 měsíci +1

    him: I expect everyone to be using this by the next 2 months.
    *3 years later*

  • @mikewelker2460
    @mikewelker2460 Před 2 měsíci

    the fact the captions follow the rules of your alphabet (specific was spesifik) was top editing

  • @4orinrin
    @4orinrin Před 2 lety +295

    as a linguist, i was gonna comment about my pain watching this
    and then the driftveil theme came and all the worries were *ground* away

    • @thecosplaycrafter8017
      @thecosplaycrafter8017 Před 2 lety +3

      As another linguist, I wonder if you can transcribe the comment that I just put on the video.

    • @4orinrin
      @4orinrin Před 2 lety +10

      @Fitz the dragon it depends what language youre intending it to be used; theres also different approaches to it
      if you purely ignore aesthetics and make this for english, indonesian’s alphabet is a good baseline where the ch sound just uses c, the rest of the letters are comparable to their IPA counterparts except making y be /j/ like in a lot of languages
      the “useless letters” would be x and q although i think /ks/ is the only *pair* of unvoiced consonants that becomes voiced intervocalically, so i think its reasonable to let x be its own letter still (also to reduce total letters used to for a given word)
      you could also argue getting rid of y and w and replacing with i and u
      now if you went with this guy’s approach where you use letter names, i gueeeeess you could have q for the sole purpose of the word queue (when you could just write cue within current spelling rules)
      changing the current english alphabet would also need you to account for what spelling system to use; if we completely change it to be more phonemic, the letter name approach would not work. and regardless of which you use, youre going to need to add at least one or two new vowel letters to account for all of them
      i would give you more than this whole ass essay but you can take that to my twitter dms if you care enough

    • @4orinrin
      @4orinrin Před 2 lety

      @Fitz the dragon it’s in my channel description

    • @4orinrin
      @4orinrin Před 2 lety

      i have an alt linked on my main twitter thats mainly for linguistics and world building; you can dm that if you prefer

    • @4orinrin
      @4orinrin Před 2 lety

      @Fitz the dragon not necessarily
      i just mentioned that there could be an argument for keeping x
      if i were to make my own alphabet that kept x, id make it only represent /ks/ not including when the s is a morpheme (e.g. plural, possessive, a verb tense, etc) so box and relax would have x but hacks would not

  • @Rat-ve1xi
    @Rat-ve1xi Před 2 lety +137

    imagine having your toddler sing the alphabet as "q-w-e-r-t-y-u-i-o-p-a and cool sssssssss d-f-fh-j-k-l-z-x-v-b-n-m and birrrrrrrrrrrrrdddddddd"

  • @Tempo_cat
    @Tempo_cat Před 4 měsíci

    I like how the captions follow the rules, they just get goofier the more rules are added

  • @NATER-TAINMENT
    @NATER-TAINMENT Před 3 měsíci

    I love how when he makes changes the subtitles change to fit it 😂

  • @drakegrandx5914
    @drakegrandx5914 Před rokem +450

    I love how he just casually announces that he expects everyone in the world to use the new alphabet within two months right before ending the video. 😂

  • @gamercraft2600
    @gamercraft2600 Před 9 měsíci +126

    The fact that this man made subtitles shows how much effort was put into this

    • @RichConnerGMN
      @RichConnerGMN Před 8 měsíci +2

      thanks that was me (it even says so in the description) (and i'm not a man :3 )

    • @gamercraft2600
      @gamercraft2600 Před 8 měsíci +2

      @@RichConnerGMNi did
      Not read the description
      *sorry*

  • @charlie.the.folklorian
    @charlie.the.folklorian Před měsícem

    i love the captions

  • @KPXGamznstuf
    @KPXGamznstuf Před měsícem

    The facts the the captions are in his alphabet had me rolling😊😂

  • @mellembrnenema2219
    @mellembrnenema2219 Před rokem +279

    Gotta love how the subtitles change along with the changes made, as the video progresses.

  • @toby7451
    @toby7451 Před 2 lety +47

    teacher: alright kids! lets recite the alphabet. Jimmy, you go first
    Jimmy: Q W E R T Y U i O P a COOL S D F G H J K L Z X V b N M bird from egypt
    Teacher: ...what?

    • @randomaccount593
      @randomaccount593 Před 3 měsíci

      u dont have to write bird from egypt.
      just copy paste it
      here: 𓅱

  • @HavocAnarchy
    @HavocAnarchy Před 6 měsíci +1

    The reason that we call W "Double U" and not "Double V" is because it was spelled like double u until computers came along and destroyed it.

  • @Volcan-Mochi
    @Volcan-Mochi Před 9 dny

    I love how the captions look :)

  • @minklemadness5532
    @minklemadness5532 Před rokem +254

    I like how he casually realises the idiocy behind him removing certain letters by himself

    • @demulazer6223
      @demulazer6223 Před rokem

      @xrag ever heard of ь or ъ, or even half the words in russian like "грустный", where the the 'т' is silent?

    • @demulazer6223
      @demulazer6223 Před rokem

      @xrag чел, загугли просто фонетический разбор слова грустный и всё

    • @demulazer6223
      @demulazer6223 Před rokem

      @xrag bro why do I gotta read a book from 1700 to learn about my language, the year is 2023 not 1700. Language isn't static, it evolves with the needs of the people and with the way they talk, and right now the 'т' in "грустный" is silent

  • @tabletopdrop4004
    @tabletopdrop4004 Před 3 lety +943

    This is the alphabet I’m teaching my kids

  • @geriandrukow2859
    @geriandrukow2859 Před 6 dny

    I love it that used the same rules from his alphabet in the subtitles

  • @DawnyXO_
    @DawnyXO_ Před 4 měsíci

    Have you seen the subtitles… it’s amazing

  • @djkapustka
    @djkapustka Před 2 lety +632

    as a person who had unlimited access to internet as a child, it felt like a war flashback to see him put "o" as the third letter of the alphabet. chills down my spine literally.

    • @adrien7866
      @adrien7866 Před 2 lety +10

      what does abo mean 😟

    • @RedstoneAMISS09713
      @RedstoneAMISS09713 Před 2 lety +141

      @@adrien7866 "ABO" is Alpha Beta Omega
      It's a fanfiction thing
      Don't look it up if you're still innocent-minded please

    • @adrien7866
      @adrien7866 Před 2 lety +22

      @@RedstoneAMISS09713 oh god i know that but i didn't know it went by abo

    • @loreleihillard5078
      @loreleihillard5078 Před 2 lety +36

      @@adrien7866 if it's lowercase, it's a slur for Aboriginal people

    • @xxalterxx
      @xxalterxx Před 2 lety

      @@EstStupidity Somali?

  • @lofidreamer
    @lofidreamer Před 2 lety +100

    Can we appreciate how J went from almost being cut, to the only letter to keep its capital and lowercase form? Heck yeah Jj!

  • @imnotdenver5795
    @imnotdenver5795 Před 2 měsíci

    Bro the captions are GOATED.

  • @HyPixButNot
    @HyPixButNot Před 3 měsíci

    The best part is that, with captions, it follows his language!

  • @a9plecloudju1ce
    @a9plecloudju1ce Před rokem +132

    Just imagine having to sing the new alphabet
    "Q W E R T Y U, I O P A S D F, G H J.. K L Z, X V B N and M. Now I know my Q W E Next time won't you sing with me"

  • @mann_man8556
    @mann_man8556 Před 2 lety +383

    This is the worst “fixed” version of the alphabet.It’s perfect.

    • @jamburga321
      @jamburga321 Před 2 lety +7

      Honestly, I don't like this, I don't even understand what's going on, this is terrible

    • @buildintoships1220
      @buildintoships1220 Před 2 lety +24

      @@jamburga321 ur jealous you couldnt make a better alphabet

    • @jamburga321
      @jamburga321 Před 2 lety

      @@buildintoships1220 Bro this is my opinion

    • @jamburga321
      @jamburga321 Před 2 lety

      @@buildintoships1220 I don't like it

    • @loylem
      @loylem Před 2 lety +18

      @@jamburga321 this whole video is a joke. chill 💀

  • @Animalloveplayz
    @Animalloveplayz Před měsícem

    WOW THIS ALPHABETA IS SO GOOD, I LOV IT.

  • @Squish_fam68200
    @Squish_fam68200 Před 5 měsíci +1

    I love how the subtitles are even doing the alphabet 2😂

  • @Turtleycute
    @Turtleycute Před rokem +407

    Actually, the way you pointed out the 'w' being called 'double u' is so interesting. The french actually do say 'double v' when talking about 'w' so I wonder why we said 'nah man, that's 2 u's put together'. 🤔

    • @peepeepoopoo88
      @peepeepoopoo88 Před rokem +38

      Doublevé

    • @iwanttobeabillionaire1703
      @iwanttobeabillionaire1703 Před rokem +12

      Roumania also. Probably a Latin gang thing
      PS: I have a duck video, a chicken video, a video where i am begging for money on Twitter, a walking video, a video where i am playing with my nuts. A short with a blog ... Also a patreon

    • @emdivine
      @emdivine Před rokem +11

      jan misali has a very good video on the letter w and why/how that happened. the video is called:
      w

    • @Mescha_
      @Mescha_ Před rokem +15

      That's actually very interesting. I'm studying German and learned this recently for an exam.
      The letter W did not exist in the early Middle Ages, nor was it pronounced as such, but as a double UU (I’m talking for German right now. Could be same for english cause the languages are related)
      It is due to the medieval script, which often wrote U as V (but it was pronounced U. Just written as V).
      So the W developed from the double VV (which is a double UU) and got a new sound over time (cause shit was hard to say back then and they wanted it easier).
      In English it’s called double U because it was indeed a double UU. In French it’s called double V because the letter looked like a double VV. In German we call it „Weh“ because it evolved in a totally new letter (and sound), so you know.. it needs a new name.

    • @doopy5932
      @doopy5932 Před rokem +9

      I actually write 2 round UU's instead of sharp pointy VV's

  • @ChillkittzGT
    @ChillkittzGT Před rokem +192

    I love how the subtitles gets changed too while the letters being removed lol

  • @lucasglitch007
    @lucasglitch007 Před 3 měsíci +1

    I like how the subtitles uses the Alphabet 2

  • @dutchempiremapping
    @dutchempiremapping Před 2 měsíci +1

    Bruh the subtitles are gold.

  • @Kurse_of_Kall
    @Kurse_of_Kall Před rokem +126

    "Instead of Queue you could say- ...." absolutely pricelessly, you earned yourself a sub, cheers mate

  • @nataliewilkins7521
    @nataliewilkins7521 Před 5 měsíci

    Omg, I just realized that in the captions he used his new alphabet to speak and say stuff instead of it just being normal english. Legend.

  • @BOBGG223
    @BOBGG223 Před 3 měsíci

    love how the captions use the new alphabet he made. truly kool

  • @Elaine-fv7oj
    @Elaine-fv7oj Před 2 lety +100

    I'm so disappointed that "ph" being an "f" sound wasn't banned

    • @b1battledroid882
      @b1battledroid882 Před 2 lety +11

      why the “S” and “h” for sh?
      why the “C” and “h” for ch?
      why does h corrupt every letter that comes before it?

    • @redmage777
      @redmage777 Před 2 lety +7

      @@b1battledroid882 H does that twice with "T" and does some suspicious things with "W" too. _That's_ it! _who_ would do such a _thing?_

    • @meraalnawashi
      @meraalnawashi Před 2 lety +1

      @@redmage777 👌

    • @jameswest6161
      @jameswest6161 Před 2 lety +3

      @@b1battledroid882 you're onto something here

    • @nearo007
      @nearo007 Před 2 lety

      Guess we gonna to wait for the alphabet 3

  • @XDaniDiariesX
    @XDaniDiariesX Před rokem +306

    Can we just appreciate, the amount of time my man took to edit the subtitles as his alphabet. How come barely anyone has noticed this. We need to sub to him for this

    • @alegoncalves472
      @alegoncalves472 Před rokem +3

      I thought the same

    • @alya_leaf
      @alya_leaf Před rokem +7

      so many people wrote that in the comments so many people noticed this lol

    • @Angelfn777
      @Angelfn777 Před rokem +2

      Damn i didnt even realise

    • @crossiscool6681
      @crossiscool6681 Před rokem +1

      Yeah like even when he says he is removing lower c- kase letters THE SUBTITLES KHANGETO KAPITAL LETTERS

    • @RichConnerGMN
      @RichConnerGMN Před rokem +5

      that's the top comment, also thanks that was me

  • @I6g9o5r1
    @I6g9o5r1 Před 2 měsíci

    i really like the fact that captions change during the video

  • @On3andonly_Kam
    @On3andonly_Kam Před 6 měsíci

    If you use closed captions, you can see that even words that start with “c” are being used with a k like “konfuses” instead of “confuses” in closed captions

  • @giuliopatruno7849
    @giuliopatruno7849 Před rokem +120

    "The Romans crafted the alphabet"
    Phoenicians: “Am I a joke to you?!”

    • @joji_kanell
      @joji_kanell Před rokem +9

      i was about to say the same thing.
      the funniest fact is that the romans wasnt even the guys that created the first famous alphabet/language. IT WAS THE GREEKS! even the world alphabet is coming from the greek world αλφάβητο/άλφα-βήτα (alphabeto/alpha-beta)

    • @user-dn5jt3dr6w
      @user-dn5jt3dr6w Před rokem +1

      @@joji_kanell yes , Roman's have stolen our Alphabet but we stole the Phoenician alphabet and we just add the sounds that were missing . (When I say we I mean Greeks, I just want to shown as useful)
      By the way you are either Greek or you are a human with brilliant knowledge.

    • @joji_kanell
      @joji_kanell Před rokem +2

      @@user-dn5jt3dr6w well... I dont even know good english that they are eazy, so there would be no way i could learn the greek language if i was from other country. Soo yes. I am from greece. (By the way, greece is one of the best countries for holidays and she may have a great history, but these days, is the worst place to live. The fun part is than in ours "schools" some teachers are saying that we have to study because we are the future of the country, but the real reason we study is to leave greece. :,-)

    • @user-dn5jt3dr6w
      @user-dn5jt3dr6w Před rokem +2

      @@joji_kanell Ελπίζω να μιλάς άρτια την ελληνική γλώσσα, διότι θα συνεχίσω τον διάλογο στα Ελληνικά. Λοιπόν τα Αγγλικά σου είναι εξαιρετικά μην έχεις αμφιβολία περί τούτου. Φάνηκε ότι γνωρίζεις την ελληνική γλώσσα διότι ήξερες ότι το alphabet is associated with the Greek αλφάβητο. Ως αναφορά το εκπαιδευτικό σύστημα στην Ελλάδα, πίστεψέ με δεν θες να αντικρύσεις αλλά εκπαιδευτικά συστήματα σε άλλες ηπείρους.

  • @halahlo8046
    @halahlo8046 Před rokem +185

    I had captions on and props to this man for using his own alphabet (2:06) it really adds

    • @frospitality
      @frospitality Před rokem +6

      I had kaptions on and props to this man for usin his own alphabet (2:06) it really adds*

    • @angelicamunoz9572
      @angelicamunoz9572 Před rokem

      @@frospitality Isn't G still existing?
      Oh yeah spelling mistake.

    • @frospitality
      @frospitality Před rokem

      @@angelicamunoz9572 oh.

    • @LuxembourgishMapping
      @LuxembourgishMapping Před rokem

      The caption is cryllic now, but Latin word is still here.

    • @ender5312
      @ender5312 Před 10 měsíci

      ⁠@@LuxembourgishMapping Ҁұгїԏїҁ

  • @gummy8220
    @gummy8220 Před měsícem

    the captions are great

  • @StolenMemes323
    @StolenMemes323 Před 3 měsíci

    Love the subtitles😂

  • @dotYT1396
    @dotYT1396 Před rokem +130

    the fact that you updated your subtitles with each revision makes me admire your dedication

    • @SapphoWLW
      @SapphoWLW Před rokem +1

      This is awesome

    • @CHEM0_R4BB1T
      @CHEM0_R4BB1T Před rokem

      Uh-huh, I noticed too

    • @bloom4861
      @bloom4861 Před rokem

      So true

    • @RichConnerGMN
      @RichConnerGMN Před 8 měsíci +1

      thanks that was me (it even says so in the description) :3
      i appreciate all the comments about my, like,

  • @Julian_Bertsch
    @Julian_Bertsch Před rokem +47

    I came here thinking this was an actual linguistic explanation on how to improve the alphabet but this is way better

  • @Randomscratcher1527
    @Randomscratcher1527 Před 3 měsíci

    the fact that kaption slowly starts using the new alphabet over time is eXtreme

  • @RatGuy123
    @RatGuy123 Před 13 dny

    I love how the captions change whenever he changes the alphabet