I Simulated a US State BATTLE ROYALE
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- I Simulated a US State BATTLE ROYALE!
I put all 50 American states plus Washington D.C. and Puerto Rico against each other in a head-on-head battle until only one remained.
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I hope ya'll are enjoying the new longer content! Let me know what battle royale I should do next down below.
Ofcourse we are this shi is fire
Maybe one of Europe. There are tons of European countries and if you include all of the semi-countries (Like Scotland and Catalonia, the ones striving for independence) then you got a long video, and everyone likes your full content so length doesn’t really matter.
Side note: Also would love if you redrew European borders and added countries they’re a little complicated, they should manifest their destiny. Can’t imagine living in a country which didn’t kick natives out
Side side note: Depending on the states size compared to the state it’s facing should affect the chances of victory.
Maybe add an alliance system?
KEEP MAKING IT
Norwegian battle royale?!?!?!?!
“It’s all Ohio?”
“Always has been”
U r goddamn right
MEME BECOMES REALITY
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"only in ohio"
"yup"
AHH! I love it.
Gotta love how Delaware went from doing nothing to controlling half of the country to being conquered by Alabama out of nowhere.
Spoiler :(
@@PresidentWashingtonFounderyou'd think people would read the comments *_after_* they watch the video
Sweet home Alabama
The inbred alwais win
Roll tide!
I can’t be the only one who saw Texas make the first attack against New Mexico and thought “Yea that sounds right”
Being from Texas we'd only use our women folk to take in New Mexico. In all reality Texas would dominate the country
1:57 NH, I visited you so many times and you do THIS to my state?!
2:03 Let that be a lesson to you, NH!
2:05 Very good! We did own Maine!
22:20 I swear, if my state loses to Alabama...
22:22 *Internal screaming*
We Massachusetts people deserved better 😭
We got sick of the cousins joke 💃🐀🦅 come down south and you’ll be beat by 20 rednecks for saying it
Bro I'm always mad when Indiana loses cause I'm from Indiana
REALLY should have added a "stalemate" option on the combat wheel.
Why, that would just prolong the battle royale
I’m In The Middle Of Not Liking The Idea And Liking It
Bro really want the battle royale to last longer then Bollywood's film
That would add another 30 minutes to the video
Maybe remove the annex option for the stalemate option. That way, there is a chance for ties but no state would be added back (that could keep the length of the video).
Honestly the fact that we stayed neutral the whole game only to IMMEDIATELY lose our first attack is pretty apt
that really hurt
Yeah
Too high to fight, too high to win. Proud coloradoan 🫡
Yeah…
We survived for a surprisingly long time
This was fun. Can you do it again but include all of North America?
This means all the Canadian provinces, states of Mexico, Caribbean islands, Greenland(Denmark), and Guatemala to Panama.
NORTH AMERICAN BATTLE ROYAL!
its time you do an encore.
btw what app do you used and btw also turn victorian battle royale into a series pls 🥺
Who else loves full length Geo Facts?
Me.
i second that
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52. New Mexico
51. Maine
50. Wyoming
49. Iowa
48. Michigan
47. New Hampshire
46. Louisiana
45. West Virginia
44. Kansas
43. Mississippi
*New Mexico Rebels*
43. Illinois
42. Pennsylvania
41. North Dakota
40. Georgia
39. North Carolina
38. Nevada
*West Virginia Rebels*
38. New York
37. Texas
36. Puerto Rico
35. Virginia
34. Missouri
33. Maryland
*Pennsylvania Rebels*
33. Oklahoma
32. California
31. Washington
30. Connecticut
29. South Carolina
28. Montana
27. Alaska
26. New Mexico
25. Minnesota
*Mississippi Rebels*
25. West Virginia
24. Wisconsin
23. Indiana
22. Rhode Island
21. Mississippi
20. Oregon
19. Idaho
*Oregon Rebels*
19. Ohio
18. Nebraska
17. New Jersey
16. Kentucky
15. Tennessee
14. Arkansas
13. Colorado
*Ohio Rebels*
13. Washington D.C
12. Oregon
11. Utah
10. Arizona
9. Hawaii
8. Florida
7. Delaware
*Alaska Rebels*
7. Massachusetts
6. Alabama
5. Pennsylvania
4. South Dakota
3. Alaska
2. Vermont
1. Ohio
This was very much needed. Thank you
why the fuck did you spoil the entire thing
It is quite sad that Wyoming was the third out, we can all agree that it was the most deserving of a victory.
Wyoming was number 50 alphabetically, number 50 in terms of population, and came in 50th place for this video. Beautiful.
no one asked
I hope you get more people on a team or something because I LOVE THESE VIDEOS.
also in that one boarder between NM,UT,AZ,and CO there is one specific spot where jurisdiction is so mixed up that if someone does a crime they could potentially get away just because there would be so much confusion on who has to deal with the crime.
wow, ohio really tooked the “wait, it’s all ohio?” meme seriously
No it didn't because its not funny
@@ToledoRailfanohio moment
Ohio cryptids rise up!
Ohio memes are terrible
@@ToledoRailfanyeah whatever
As an Ohioan, this video was an emotional roller coaster, I don't even like Ohio, yet I am very competitive, of course I wanted Ohio to win, yet I knew the odds were so low, once Ohio was defeated I thought it was over, however the plot twist of our redemption gave me hope. I was on the edge of my seat when I found out Ohio made it to the final 5, and I had the most flabbergasted, excited, and disbelieving expression on my face once we won. OHIO FOR THE WIN
Personally I’m an Alabamian but Ohio…has swag
O!! H!!
Michigan is better
OH!!
OHIO AGAINST THE WORLD
"Hoosier" typically refers to a resident of the U.S. state of Indiana. It can also be used more broadly to describe anything related to Indiana or its culture. The origin of the term is uncertain, but it has been associated with Indiana since the 1830s.
Funny, clever and impossible to stop watching.
18:17 “Imagine being neutral”
I did my own US State battle royale (states cannot come back after they are out) and it was down to the final two, Kentucky and some other state that I don’t remember (I did this a long time ago). Kentucky was completely neutral for the entire game up to this point while the other state owned the rest of the US. I spun the wheel and Kentucky won. *Imagine being neutral for the whole game and then taking the entire US* .
This happened to me too!
tf can Kentucky be the one neutral state of all of them? they have tons of neighbors, they must have been lucky
I don't like how that works. There should be a wheel determining how much a state is taking from another, and bigger states should be more likely to win.
@@jasonnelson9141 I understand that this game is a bit unfair, but it would be difficult to implement.
In mine Vermont won this was almost the same
24:04 Idk why but the mental image of Bernie Sanders leading an army against Ohio made my day
I knew, as an Ohioan, that it would always come down to this. It is our destiny.
The Meme State actually proved itself that the USA is ALL OHIO
Ohio is not a meme state
@@ToledoRailfan Bro did you see the Only In Ohio memes? Even before that there was the it's all Ohio meme.
@@hugar3499 yeah and none of the memes are funny.
@@ToledoRailfan It doesn't matter if you find the memes funny, Ohio still became a meme state.
@@hugar3499 but none of the memes are funny. If all of the memes are out Ohio are fake then it is not a meme state
As an Ohioan, I'm used to my state doing pretty badly in these types of videos for whatever reason so I was ECSTATIC when Ohio actually won! That aside, this was really entertaining to watch and the border gore was hilarious. I love seeing these type of videos from you!
Edit: If you don't want to be spoiled maybe watch the video before going to the comments next time
*Ohio meme sounds*
@@MUKUTA-vw7ij Unfunny ass. Ohio died
@@MUKUTA-vw7ijyes
I was rooting for Ohio too
Is it real that your dog have 2 feet?
I absolutely loved this video!!
This was actually an extremely entertaining video.
I would love to see a more complex version of this with counties and stalemates and stuff. Idk what the exact details would be.
Ive done a european version where each country starts with 100,000 strength and each round two random countries are chosen, then two random numbers are chosen from 0 to their strength. The winner is the country with the highest number chosen and both countrys strengths are subtracted by the smallest number. Every round all countries strengths are multiplied by 1% until it reaches 100,000. It's very involved without some coding but it's pretty interesting
@@Oscar-im2xi oh that’s a good idea I could tweak that to do one myself for fun. Strength would be based on the number of counties the state controls
what i was thinking was every country starts with 1 strength and when ever it got a new country it got the strength went up by one
I just finished a sim where I had 4 random # generators and used them to simulate the US states BR with counties. I did it manually so it took literally 8 hours, but Wisconsin won. A state's strength is based on the number of counties it has, so I roll once for which state is chosen, once to choose an opponent from bordering states, once to see who wins based on strength, and once to determine how much they won by (how many counties they will take over).
Sounds like American Risk
The only complaint I have is each fight having a 50/50 chance, when it can be, like, a combined 10 states vs 1.
The more states you have, the better odds you should have. Makes upsets more exciting, I’d feel.
I was going to say something like this, but % chance for total land mass. That way there are favorites and potential for upsets from the start.
Not to mention some states should have a decreased odds of winning based on the terrain, or atleast add to percentage of likelihood of a comeback.
yeah it was just completely random. a series of coin flips. attacking state should get a bonus, higher population should get a bonus as well.
Use the same rules as Risk. Assign the number of troops to each state based on Electoral College Votes.
@RandallJamesPeterson I was actually kinda thinking about that. If you want to go crazy with it do it based on representatives (more accurate than electoral college), factor in crime statistics (more crime means lower state cohesion, aka more likely to have defectors), terrain (disadvantage to attacking state vs wildly different terrain), maybe even gun ownership and military presence. It would be an interesting concept but a lot of work.
Very entertaining. I wonder however what the results would be in an actual conventional war and not random chance. it would be too complicated because there would be aliances and pooling of resources and the quality of generals would matter a lot.
I think this would be even more cool/interesting if you played a bit more with the chances rather than making everything even.
Like, if you stick with the wheels, maybe attacking states have more like a 60:40 chance of winning, so the odds are in the attacking state's favor (surprise attacks!) but still gives the attacked one a chance.
You could also have it so that no matter what the state of the borders are, you are always rolling 52 slots by replacing a defeated state with the state that was victorious. It may let them attack but also force them to be attacked more.
If you want to get really interesting and in-depth with it, you could do something involving state size or population or some other metric in order to do a D20 roll. Like for any given matchup based on those metrics, "you must roll a 13 or higher to claim victory, 10-12 is a draw, 9 and under is being conquered."
That could make it really exciting for some more underdog storylines 👀
Yeah he has added to the games now, pretty fun
This was fascinating! However, if such a thing were to happen again, shouldn't the win/lose ratio be adjusted according to the number of states under control to simulate greater/lesser resources?
Yes it sounds logical but it would be unfair
@@yellobloxer4627 well... yeah. That's what war is. Making it unfair in your advantage.
Like Indianas loose knife laws?
@@dexterity494you’re fun at parties aint ya
whats unfair is a state which controlls half the country being able to lose to one small state because its a coin flip @@yellobloxer4627
What’s more bizarre? Ohio winning this battle or Israel winning 2 GeoFacts battle royals
Peru conquering South America 3 times
In American Battle Royale,World War Battle Royale and World War II Battle Royale
“gambling versus the surface of the sun” that cracks me up all the time
I'm proud of Colorado for staying out of it for so long, and also disappointed that they immediately lost the moment they tried something lol...
Being from Ohio I can confirm that this is how it would actually happen.
By far one of the most entertaining videos I’ve seen in a while. Thanks 😂
I'm so glad the Battle Royale concept was brought back. This was entertaining as hell to watch.
I really enjoyed this. The only thing is I wish the win/lose was weighted based on previous wins.
Woah last I saw this channel was 2021 you had 40k subs now you have 400k that’s wild
YES! FINALLY! WE ACTUALLY WON SOMETHING!
Seriously this made me so happy, seeing Ohio get eliminated and then just deciding "Fuck you, i ain't done yet" and kicking ass in the end was the best thing ever
Indiana ain’t won anything
Man I was born in Ohio but I LIVE in Indiana so Fuck my Birth State man
INDIANA DESERVED BETTER THAN TO LOSE
If only the Wright Brothers had stayed put huh?
Greetings from NC 😉
IKR AS A OHIOIAN I WAS SO SAD THAT OHIO DIED BY PENNSYLVANIA WHEN I SAW OHIO GET REVIVED AND DISTORY DC I KNEW THERE WAS A CHANCE
Well NC needs something to be famous for besides cigarettes 😜
I'd like this comment but I don't want to be the guy that moves the needle on the 69 likes.
O-H!
Keep it up man! 💯
No pressure but when are you uploading again
I’m from colorado and watching them sit there the entire game, avoiding all siege. Just to immediately get eradicated the first time they attempt war had me rolling
As a resident of Wisconsin, the further you can make the border from Chicago the better. Minneapolis can stay I guess but Milwaukee and Chicago absolutely have to go
as an Ohioan, i'm glad we finally got some appreciation💀💀
We had appreciation before. Remember 2020?
finally?
As a Midwesterner who lives in Wisconsin, I'm glad your state won.
I was cheering for Ohio at the end.
I mean our state did become a meme. But it was cool we won.
I love these longer videos by you, hope you continue with this format
I like how it’s the states you least expect build a large empire like what Delaware and Vermont did. There is another video about states doing a battle royale where Vermont builds this large empire.
Hey man, asking, what programs do you use? For the world maps the spinning wheel? Name?
It’s funny how Ohio just made such a comeback and won. I’m from Ohio by the way.
Goofy ohio😂
@@GreenKing21 😐
@@GreenKing21😐
@@GreenKing21 💀
only in ohio
As an Ohioan I see this as an absolute win.
Same 👌
As a Vermonter, you have a new enemy
@@nicholasszabo5954 as an Ohioan you should shove it.
No wonder the whole nation is now opium addicts
@@McNoob5477 Hey, no hate for the Vermont Republic allowed in my reply section.
It would be fun to do this but determine if the state wins or loses based on some sort of stat between the states. AKA the wheel roles and lands on best education, and whichever state has the better education scores wins. You could have things like, population, land size, criminal statistics, weirdest laws pitted against each other, etc. Might be fun.
Love your vids and also what do you use for the map?
Hoosier is a term from the 18th century (frontier era) where Indiana's Great valleys and hills when you spoke into them and said, "who's here?" some guy heard "Hoosier" so that is now the term. You should definitely do some research on Indiana's history I live in Vincennes Indiana the oldest city and in the 18th and early 19th century Indiana owned Indiana, Ohio, Wisconsin, Michigan, And a part of Minnesota. It was called the Northwest Territory/Ordinance. It's pretty cool. Also Indiana is i think the 2nd largest Potatoe producer in the US
Ohio was in charge of the Northwest Territories
@@ohioanempire no it wasnt
@@ohioanempire Vincennes Indiana was the capitol
@@ohioanempire I live in Vincennes and i know my history
@@Vaticiangovofficial1130 Marietta, Ohio was the Capital from 1788 to 1799 while Chillicothe, Ohio was the Capital from 1799 to 1803. Look it up.
As an Ohioan, I’m proud we made the comeback of the century!
Only in Ohio and ya know as they say down in Ohio swag like ohio
@@eleazarparadise626unfunny
The Vic 2 music in the background was a nice touch
That’s a lot of neighbors to attack😂 0:49
You know, Ohio is just going to invade everyone eventually so we might as well make it happen as soon as possible.
No because Ohio memes are terrible
@@ToledoRailfanWaaaaa 😭😭👶
@@readyrobloxplayer1983I'm not joking Ohio memes are terrible
@@ToledoRailfan there’s honestly no memes in this video about Ohio. It was literally RNG
@@readyrobloxplayer1983I am saying this to anyone who think ohio memes are funny
"So it's gambling versus the surface of the sun"
Got me rolling 🤣
Placements (SPOILERS):
52. Maine
51. Wyoming
50. Iowa
49. Michigan
48. New Hampshire
47. Louisiana
46. Kansas
45. Illinois
44. North Dakota
43. Georgia
42. North Carolina
41. Nevada
40. New York
39. Texas
38. Puerto Rico
37. Virginia
36. Missouri
35. Maryland
34. Oklahoma
33. California
32. Washington
31. Connecticut
30. South Carolina
29. Montana
28. New Mexico
27. Minnesota
26. West Virginia
25. Wisconsin
24. Indiana
23. Rhode Island
22. Mississippi
21. Idaho
20. Nebraska
19. New Jersey
18. Kentucky
17. Tennessee
16. Arkansas
15. Colorado
14. Washington D.C.
13. Oregon
12. Utah
11. Arizona
10. Hawaii
9. Florida
8. Delaware
7. Massachusetts
6. Alabama
5. Pennsylvania
4. South Dakota
3. Alaska
2. Vermont
1. Ohio
This really shows you which states are most loved and hated, basically the important states are hated, and the quiet small states are loved,
Go! VT, CO, DE, RI, lol
I’ve never watched a video where my state won!! I was rooting for Ohio like I was watching a football game! Thank you for this.
Same! Had to come to the comments to share my excitement!
Colorado be like:
-be nuteral for most of the game
-get into the top 10
-die
-refuse to elaborate
-leave
As someone who lives part time in dc and part time in wv, who’s mom is from Ohio and who’s dad is from Maryland, I see this as an absolute w for my bloodline
Thank you for adding Puerto Rico! Usually, nobody adds them ❤
these full videos are AWESOME!! keep it up Geo Facts!!
These full length videos are getting better and better! Please post more of them 😁
How do you make your stuff? Like do you draw the maps and then edit them in the video, or do you find premade maps because they look super clean. I’ve been wanting to try this myself, but never could find a good free template that you can edit, and don’t trust myself to be able to draw a good map.
You can just look up how to make mapping videos on CZcams
You should do the wheel based on population and if a state gets taken the population adds
Good concept. I want to see a more detailed one though! Like take into account the population, education, strength, resources, etc. that would be one interesting video!
Great video!
I think it would be interesting to have the win/lose wheel divided based on the number of states each of the two contenders contains. So, the more that a state grows, the more likely it is to win, which makes upsets have that much more weight when they happen.
20:00 I mean, technically, Georgia's original borders stretched to the west coast. True, it wasn't a state then, but it still had those borders.
what is that paint software you use
just ms paint?
Who remembers Long Kansas?
I do 😢
So good your continuing longer form videos!
This is great but the more states a state conquers, the better odds it should have. EG: Hawaii which has control of Alaska vs Oregon should give Hawaii and Alaska 2 to 1 odds
Now Americans can't make fun of Ohio
"Only in Ohio!"
"Remember? Now everywhere is Ohio. We're not too far until they try and seek world domination..."
I love that he is doing longer vids and is more energetic in them
This was really fun! Some disgusting border gore and surprise upsets! Non-contiguous NJ was a personal favorite of mine.
He makes the most sense out of any USA battle royale video.
i think the win lose wheel should have odds based on land mass. so little states dont have a 50/50 chance siince that be less realistic
As an Ohioan, I was cheering like crazy. I Love this!
Hey, next it’s Ohio against the world!
Peurto Rico was the funniest part of the entire video
how do you do this? llike the app you use for the usa map to edit it n stuff
16:34 “Those 11 herbs and spices aren’t what we think they are” got me dying
Maybe you should add another “win” option for every annexed state, maybe it would make battles just a little more realistic
This is quite fun, but I think it would be more interesting if the Win/Lose was weighted by at least number of states consumed. Really lets that underdog story have weight rather than random chance alone. Imagine TX gets like 5 states, then one rebels and BARELY makes the win 😅
9:48
“I like how INDIA & Ohio are have just been like chilling the entire time.”
as a hooiser, i am offended lol
Wow! What a roller coaster!
It would make the video way longer, but I would do a secondary roll for the losing empire that determines the number of territories they have to give up rather than just get completely wiped out when they lose one battle, unless their state is their only territory then they lose. Also I wasn't paying close attention to when you did the returnee spins but they should either occur every X turns, or have it so there's a % chance every turn that a random defeated state can liberate itself.
So, I've been hooting and hollering this whole video. I about cried when we were conquered, and then were were back! And then we just took over. My mom downstairs probably thinks I'm nuts XD
Needless to say; Welcome to Ohio, everyone. I hope you enjoy your permanent stay.
I can’t believe my state is the “cockroach of the game”😂
if you live in the USA is then why a e you syria
I need this for the whole world immediately
Hearing geoguess laugh is kinda irritating and i love it
Wait, it's all Ohio?
*ALWAYS HAS BEEN*
Shockingly entertaining
As a Minnesotan, I'm proud of how far we got. May Minnesota rise again!
Can we appreciate the effort he puts inside us😊
INSIDE US??
inside The US goverment, so the IRS doesn't collect taxes, that i didn't pay for 3 and a half years.
@@germandude6492what?
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😩😩😩
23:50 what happened:
Alaska: Vermont is too big.
Ohio: looking at how this went. it's never too big.
Alaska: Unification Treaty to stand up to Vermont?
Ohio: **Y E S**
What is the app called that you are using to edit the map?
"In this war, it's ANNEX or BE ANNEXED."
24:19 funniest moment of the video
Im happy that the state that is constantly hotter than the sun actually made it pretty far
Did you get a copy from the us map and edit it in snip? if not, how did you do it?
Seeing how it’s probably super random with almost no way to predict who will win, I’ll say probably Alaska to win due to lack of borders.