She had every intention of being impregnanted when she had unprotected sex with this guy. That kid is her ticket to a free ride via welfare on the backs of every tax paying working person in the US. Now she gets free housing, free food, free medical and dental care, a free education (as if she'd ever use that), and free transportation in some states.The only thing that didn't work out is the bonus of a child support check every month. Well, no matter, on to the next candidate!
this is one the best reactions i've ever seen in the history of this show and out of all the years that is also the very 1st time that a guest actually ran to the bathroom god damn it's hilarious how she ran to the bathroom because she sounds like either she's constipated or giving birth lmfao
I feel sorry for the next female guest waiting on a DNA results. She hears her and thinks "OH NO!!!! This is a "NOT the father" episode. The guy, on the other hand, is practicing his "NOT dance"
Dwayne Bickersteth (In a Posh British voice) As the "woman" finding her multiple mating strategy failed in claiming a male provider, she retreats in a classic Maury protocol. Howling similar to other species of the Family Hominidae to look for more resources for its spawn and bemoans its loss of status in the herd. The male, supported by the social network, now is free to find another mate without the taint of the past.
remember guys if you want a woman to lose weight all you gotta do is play the clip of Maury saying "You are NOT the father" and she will IMMEDIATELY start sprinting
conduct yourself with some poise and dignity. She is doing the most. If I was Maury I would get tired of this nonsense. Adults throwing temper tantrums like 2 year old is both hilaeious and sad.
Such a childish reaction. It's utterly pathetic. Also, weird comment I know, but I love that random shot of the cute redheaded girl in the audience holding her ear.
These chicks who get caught sleeping around (and lying about it) like to run of and break down almost every time. Crying up a river and throwing a tantrum doesn't get you what you want. My mom taught me that with a belt when I was 3...
This video always makes fucking die and feel like a shit person afterwards, but I still come back to it every once in a while... I guess I am a shitty person :D
What could be worse than that is if there were an episode where a woman is 1,000,000% sure that a man is the father and she would be screaming in his ear at the loudest level ever "YOU ARE THE FATHER! DO YOU HEAR ME?!? WHEN HE SAYS 'YOU ARE THE FATHER', NOT IF HE SAYS IT, WHEN HE SAYS IT, YOU WILL BE IN BOILING WATER FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE, DO YOU UNDERSTAND? YOU ARE THE FATHER! YOU ARE THE FATHER!! YOU ARE THE FATHER!!! ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?!? YOU ARE THE FATHER!!!!!!!!!!". And then when Maury says, "When it comes to (age and name of child), (name of man), you are NOT the father!" the man will celebrate while the woman would run off the stage screaming and crying at the same loudest level ever eventually making it out of the studio, then get in her car and drive home and then kill herself by overdosing on pills.
Normally that screaming would annoy the hell out if me but in this case, it's the most beautiful sound I've ever heard
+Trevor Raspberry Yeah, I don't mean to be sadistic but her screaming and crying made me bursting out in laughter for her acting immature
+Kevin Broderick I know right!!!!!!???
yeah
Kevin Broderick this was hilarious I was dying of laughter
Yeah, same thing
she instantly turned into a track athlete
Lol ikr
Gotta go fast! Gotta go fast!
That’s a new record for her
Run, Ebony, Run!
Run Trick Run
you are not the father *runs a half marathon yelling*
I swear that scream is worst than Sindel's from mortal kombat
haha
hahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahaha funniest comment ever
You Kidding that scream is worse then scary maze
+Jamante Mosley (Tellem_HOLDTHAT) "When it comes to 10,000 year old girl Kitana...Shao Kahn, you are NOT the father!"
+FNGof2010 nice one hahahahahaha
0:44 when you see a dead body.
That was the most childish reaction I have ever seen
I've seen worse (from someone who came on 3-4 times)
Hoof Arted Have you seen Kenyatta
If she breathes, she's a thot
@@funkynigerian8886 I think that was who I was mentioning earlier
@@broden4838 wow
Even Maury couldn’t deal with her. He was like don’t leave me with her. She’s the only girl I got no sympathy for.
This may sound mean but I don't feel sorry for her
Don't worry, bro. I don't either. You just have to be careful with "women" like that. They hide in plain sight.
True that!!!
Don't feel bad for thots bruh
She had every intention of being impregnanted when she had unprotected sex with this guy. That kid is her ticket to a free ride via welfare on the backs of every tax paying working person in the US. Now she gets free housing, free food, free medical and dental care, a free education (as if she'd ever use that), and free transportation in some states.The only thing that didn't work out is the bonus of a child support check every month. Well, no matter, on to the next candidate!
kanyecollier Press 5 and 7 for never ending fun!!!
this is one the best reactions i've ever seen in the history of this show and out of all the years that is also the very 1st time that a guest actually ran to the bathroom god damn it's hilarious how she ran to the bathroom because she sounds like either she's constipated or giving birth lmfao
She was smart by running in the bathroom because she knew it wouldn't be cameras in there
W G
i know right she actually was smart to do that but the screaming wasn't really the smartest thing to do lmfao
W G If she was smart she wouldn't be on Maury.
cumulo25 lol u r rt
Or both XD
That woman's face @ 0:48 was priceless 🤣
Rumor has it that she still roams the studio halls shrieking "ITS NOT RIGHT!!!!" to this day.
LMFAO!! Did Maury just say, "Have fun with that." At the end?
Damn, when even Maury is tired of your shit, you know its over. Lmfao
HeyGuy09314
How he can hold in his laughter, I have no idea.
In his defense, he's probably had years of practice given how often he's run this show. XD
LMAO HE DID SAY THAT😂😂😂
awww the sweet sound of hoe shame great with breakfast
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Hahahahahahahahahaha😄🏃♀️
With a side of bacon
The Ratchet probably figured if she scream loud enough, she'd get more sympathy.
I feel sorry for the next female guest waiting on a DNA results. She hears her and thinks "OH NO!!!! This is a "NOT the father" episode.
The guy, on the other hand, is practicing his "NOT dance"
man, I don't know who's scream is louder, her or Goku?
0:43 Maury pulls the "not impressed" face at the camera
She screaming like she in a Jason vs Freddy movie. That man dodged a serious bullet for real. I'm happy for him. 😂😂✊👏
I love that random shot of that cute redhead in the audience holding her ear.
I love how Maury was like “don’t leave me with her”
Damn all that over a monthly check smh
Dive Tiger its a broke bitch's hustle, they need it. Well in this case its a dream deferred!!!!!!!!!!
Hahaha true!
Tihgers mw2/bo2 Broke womans hustle
kanyecollier real talk lol
Believe it or not, her kid had some kind of sickness or she might be faking it. I seen the full episode
She can holler until the cows come home. He’s still not the father lol
0:17 security guards like "wtf" 😐
I can imagine David Attenborough narrating these you are not the father stories like it's a documentary.
Dwayne Bickersteth (In a Posh British voice) As the "woman" finding her multiple mating strategy failed in claiming a male provider, she retreats in a classic Maury protocol. Howling similar to other species of the Family Hominidae to look for more resources for its spawn and bemoans its loss of status in the herd.
The male, supported by the social network, now is free to find another mate without the taint of the past.
Bob Miplace LOL!!!!
@ Bob I have been on CZcams for years, but I think yours was the best comment I've ever seen.
*Sindel (or Banshee) intensifies*
This woman's reaction is like a cat scratching a chalkboard.
0:44 when you play phasmaphobia
Those are the screams of lost child support.
Can't lose something she never had.
What a show. That's what i call JUSTICE
I couldn't agree more.
RIP Headphone users.
Samurai Momo to late!
Samurai Momo Too late. You paying for my ear surgery bill!
DmarcusBaus XD
Woke me the fuck up!
0:25 *"GET THAT DAMN CAMERA OUTTA MY (bleeping) FACE!"*
Ebony: It's not right! It's not right! Maury, it's not right! It's not right! It's not right, Maury!
“Aaaaaahaaaaa! *AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!”*
Maury: Darius wants to talk to you.
@@FakeAlexMason5836 Ebony: I DON'T WANNA TALK TO HIM NO MORE!! (continues to scream hysterically)
Ebony screaming like she's in a horror movie.
Wow, this woman is like a toddler with a huge tantrum after she discovered the DNA results
Maury: Darius wants to talk to you.😒
Ebony: I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT FROM HIM! 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Darius: 🤷🏿
I think she was saying ‘I DONT WANNA SEE HIM’ in her hissy fit.
The ultimate "hoes mad" lmao
remember guys if you want a woman to lose weight all you gotta do is play the clip of Maury saying "You are NOT the father" and she will IMMEDIATELY start sprinting
0:47 I died so hard!
This is the first person to ever be in labor with a cactus.
I bet Darius is stayin far away from her now
SilentJMillz327 oh he is. I know him very well
Restraining order time (necroposting xp)
As are many other men who heard her mating call.
She is a screamer, but not in a good way.
It sounded like she was giving birth to a second child
That cry and scream is priceless 😂😂😂
“THATS NOT RYYYYeeeeeeeeeeeGHT, MAURY!” 0:31
Usain Bolt may have some competition here
My neighbors thought I was running a torture chamber when I played this.
Was she having another baby in the bathroom damn girl
It sounded like a murder lol
BOY WHAT KIND OF CREATURE IS CREATING THAT TYPE OF SOUND?
I love how they just cut to that red headed girl in the audience after the massive scream
conduct yourself with some poise and dignity.
She is doing the most.
If I was Maury I would get tired of this nonsense.
Adults throwing temper tantrums like 2 year old is both hilaeious and sad.
Its good ratings. Welll.. As lady above @richsoul said PRICELESS We are watching it
Maury said "I cant talk to this hoe" and dipped
Such a childish reaction. It's utterly pathetic. Also, weird comment I know, but I love that random shot of the cute redheaded girl in the audience holding her ear.
Well the girl was a teenager in this appearance…
Is it wrong that if I was the guy I’d be dying of laughter in front of her on camera
Fun and Games nope, not at all
It is not wrong to laugh at a deceiving whore. It is an enjoyable and laughable experience.
She's screaming as if she just won the lottery 😂
They say to this day that woman is still running around backstage screaming.
sounds like the t-rex from Jurassic Park
Nah. The T-Rex actually has better sound than her.
0:44 when you see a massive spider or tarantula on the celling or crawling on you🤣🤣
am i the only one that’s practically crying about how she’s screaming “it’s not right”
She's maybe didn't get a child support from that man but at least she can have a free exercise
"ISSSS NAHHHHHH RIIIIIIITE!!!" (It's not right!)
That's the only thing I can make out from the shrieks!
WTF, MAN, THAT LADY NEEDS HELP, AND I CAN'T STAND HER SCREAMING!! IT MAKING MY EARS BLEED!!!!
MINE TOO! 😤😤
When she was screaming she sounded like tom when he gets hit by something heavy on tom and jerry
Her scream is EPIC!!!!!!!!!!
Did she become a Super Saiyan?
Call the exorcist holy fuck lmao
Did he just say “I’m done with that?”
This is what I called the possessed screamer.
Screaming louder than a New Yorker on 9/11
Maury has one of the longest halls 😂😂
damn she went real fast when she found out he wasn't the father
0:44 When I say hi to a girl
They go running away and screaming when they see you?
RIP Headphone Users
Julianne Hough: It's gonna be fine.
Darius was smiling the whole time
These chicks who get caught sleeping around (and lying about it) like to run of and break down almost every time. Crying up a river and throwing a tantrum doesn't get you what you want. My mom taught me that with a belt when I was 3...
You know this is probably all fake right lol
See this is why I don't want a wife not even girlfriend, It's always about ME ME ME, yeah right selfish gold diggers.
0:24 my boi literally teleported to get to her
She had a bigger freakout than any of the phobia people on the show!
If she screams loud enough maybe he will be the father. That's how it works right?
first step of grief,
denial
I wish that there were police to arrest these disgraceful cheaters!
Somebody needs to make a parody of this in slow motion with the "chariots of fire" theme playing.
Biannca Prince: We'll i am not very screaming for nonsense.
This video always makes fucking die and feel like a shit person afterwards, but I still come back to it every once in a while... I guess I am a shitty person :D
There's nothing wrong with laughing at this video 😂 everybody laughs at it
0:44 A female giving birth be like
R.I.P Headphone Users Of The Woman's Scream
She trying to go Super Sayian
Just found my new ring tone! Eeeeeeeeeuhhhhhhhheeeeeee!!! Hahaha
lol dat ginger chick s face
i don't know why im laughing at this woman's reaction.
Oh my god SO much dramatically
She ran faster than the speed of light.
😂😂😂 all that screaming laawd
oh my god she is so upset and scream hyperly loud
LMAO!!!#!##!!! Such denial
Eden McCoy: So, why the hell is so screaming for nonsense?
What could be worse than that is if there were an episode where a woman is 1,000,000% sure that a man is the father and she would be screaming in his ear at the loudest level ever "YOU ARE THE FATHER! DO YOU HEAR ME?!? WHEN HE SAYS 'YOU ARE THE FATHER', NOT IF HE SAYS IT, WHEN HE SAYS IT, YOU WILL BE IN BOILING WATER FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE, DO YOU UNDERSTAND? YOU ARE THE FATHER! YOU ARE THE FATHER!! YOU ARE THE FATHER!!! ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?!? YOU ARE THE FATHER!!!!!!!!!!". And then when Maury says, "When it comes to (age and name of child), (name of man), you are NOT the father!" the man will celebrate while the woman would run off the stage screaming and crying at the same loudest level ever eventually making it out of the studio, then get in her car and drive home and then kill herself by overdosing on pills.
Her reaction is so funny! She's screaming like she won a million dollars or something
I think this is the first possessed turkey.
RIP Headphone users
This bitch about to go super saiyan!!
she had the best reaction
Water Buffalo stampede in 3..2..1...