The Secret Service During The Assassination Attempt
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I mean since when were men on roofs with guns a threat? This was not apart of my training.
But sir, he had a bike!! Definitely dangerous 😉
Side question, why didn't Trump have his shoes on?
You will lose it anyway, bunch of Putin's servants
This dude is awesome.......
@@deltonmcclary7341 You mean the ones that he came out of when the Secret Service tackled him? Is this a real question? Could be he thought he'd be better off trying to out run an attacker than rely on the SS.
These people act too qualified to be Secret Service.
Yep. The real ones are trained at the Keystone Cop Acadamy.
Too qualified??? For what, the Secret Circus?
@@deneseiB’Too qualified’ is a term used when people receive high qualifications but don’t have the common sense to react rationally and logically. The education has blurred all sense of real reality
This is total fake. For it was real the SS agents would be lesbians.
You know too much
At first I thought this was a comedy sketch, until I realized I'm watching a documentary.
😂😂
Sad but true. Peace and love to all 🙏🏼❤️
Ha ha brilliant comment!
Funny 'cause it's true.
It's the documentary "Idiocracy", in real life!
"150 yards is outside of the 500 yard perimeter"
COMEDY GOLD
math is racism, looks like SS people were hired under DEI
Well technically they didn't say where the 500 yard perimeter was...... 🤔
@@raptor1672it was in israel
Remember Americans think 3/4 is smaller than 1/4
@@raptor1672 Yup it starts 1 yard in front of the president, and goes 499 yards down into the ground. Secret service protecting us from mole men.
These two men are way too physically fit to be secret service agents.
they're also men which isn't realistic 😂
@@diaperamess Yeah apparently the Secret Service’s main priority is hiring more women 🤦🏼
@@JamieHammmMore specific: it must be a woman 10x smaller than the person they need to protect!
Way too much testosterone for an average SS agent these days.
And tall
Reality is becoming too ridiculous to satire.
When life imitates art... Or is it the other way around? I forget
Right on!
Satires aren't even funny anymore because there's hardly anything satire about them..... This is practically a documentary.
That's why we hardly ever hear from The Onion anymore, and I'm subscribed to their yt channel. 🤣
I agree. Reality has become scary
The same secret service who couldn't figure out whose cocaine it was found in the white house, who failed to stop a 20 year old with a rifle, is the same agency who gets to investigate itself to see if they did anything wrong.
And the head of Secret Service is not resigning or getting fired by Biden even though his security is also compromised (unless it was done deliberately)
so you don't have faith they'll be disciplined? Wow. The SS FBI CIA & the other 14 intelligence agencies in this country, are truth and integrity driven. How dare you critique them
USA have dozens if not hundreds of special services but not enough to task investigation of this one so it wouldn't have to self-investigate
remember that head of Secret Service now is a woman who said: "We want to increase women in Secret Service to 30%" Yeah. How good was that 5ft2in lady in Trump rally lol. How was she supposed to protect Trump with her body?
Insert the 3 spidermen meme.
150 yard building is outside our 500 yard perimeter
Ah right ......alot of big numbers we are dealing with lmfao
They used a new concept called Pacman Perimeter.
Whoa! Big numbers 😂
Sound logic if maths becomes too rasistic
oh deer😂
When he said: "The president got shot? Let me check twitter" was the best line.
🤣🤣
Then there's the "deer on the stage"😂
Except half of twitter would've been saying he fell after loud noises
I think that was accurate lol
OMG HE SHOT TRUMP
THATS LITERALLY WHAT I DID THO LOL
“We investigated ourselves and found no wrongdoing on our end“ 😂
Obviously 😂
After investigating themselves They found that Trump was to Blame, he should’ve told us what buildings and other structures to secure and hired more security
Yet u vote for same ppl cycle keeps going
I don't think these two guys are real secret service agents.
Like FDA "investigating" pharmicuticals. Flonase generic nose spray had crushed glass in the bottle, now it has a horrible virus, and I just used ours.....recall ongoing.
These two are more believable than the "real" agents.
I was thinking the same thing! 😂
You mean the Secret Cervix?
@@HR-zj3eoToo funny! Too accurate…
Way too in shape
@@jasonzacharias2150 And too masculine ... which apparently is no longer a requirement in the Secret Service.
He STILL holstered his weapon faster than her.
😂
I luv how it's not even properly holstered. ..
😂😂😂
She was filmed in a yt short at the hospital emergency entrance where they took Trump, and she was still fumbling with the same holster!!!!😂😂
He certainly did.. as a woman I am so DAMN EMBARRASSED BY THOSE RIDICULOUS WOMEN RIGHT NOW.. they looked like chickens with their heads chopped off running around like imbeciles.. not knowing what to do..
If you believe a 20 year old outsmarted the Secret Service then I have several ocean front properties for sale in AZ.
I have lots on the moon 😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣
How much?
I believe a 20 year old was HIRED by the Secret Service.
Don't forget Mars🚀🛸
First cops are scared of acorns, now we have SS who are scared of sloped roofs.
Lol they forgot the part where insider hedgefunds shorted $40 million worth of DJT stock the day before the attempt 😂
Placing major bets that Trump's media stock would tank hours before an actual attempt on the guy is beyond sus.
Don’t forget the Lady SS agent who hid BEHIND Trump
That's the incident where the cop unloaded his pistol at the guy detained in the back of his patrol car, correct? A Classic.
Uvalde, TX PD still holds the record for delayed action.
@@guyfawkes8384 in his defense he was brutally attacked by a group os Assault Acorns……
"Take cover behind the President!"🤣🤣🤣🤣
lol
@dahlia_canton, what I think would've made this even more realistic (& hilarious) is if they had both put on wigs to portray the "clueless females".... Even in the user submitted clip of Trump showing up at the hospital, the SS female was still struggling with her weapon wandering around outside the hospital like, "Where do I go, what do I do...." -_-
Why do they call him "the president"? Am I missing something?
@valgardener7656 if you think there's any chance trump doesn't win the election you're kidding yourself. Half of the world started calling him president trump again. It's set in stone now. History has been pre-written. 😂😂
@@im2arrogant118 I said nothing about whether he was going to win the election, so please don't change the subject.
Normally this level of exaggeration would be annoying, but its amazingly accurate...
Fell a little short of reality, actually 😢
I would say that it is difficult for comedians to compete with reality
They DIDNT GO FAR ENOUGH.. and neglected the woman pushing in to shield trump AND SHES A FOOT SHORTER THAN TRUMP and the male security guard tried to use his arms to cover trumps head.. and she actually thought she SHOULD BE THERE.. they looked RIDICULOUS AND SO INCOMPETENT.. The male security should have PUSHED THE FEMALES AWAY IMMEDIATELY.. AND DONE THEIR JOBS.. but all hell would break loose if that happened..
“Copy that. I’ll get eyes on him in about 30 minutes.” Good stuff.
Totally skipped the obvious, “Let’s just play it by Ear” joke.
Expect a call from the CZcams humour censorship team..😊
Or the “was that within earshot” line.
They threw me off for just saying whoopi got fat
Move along ...
Nothing to see EAR
How ‘bout Dems “conspEARacy theory that Trump staged this. No lie, I heard it on Twitter, oops X.
The fact that he checked Twitter before checking what's in front of his own eyes 🤣
I cried in millennial 😭
I bet that's likely not far from the truth.
😂😂😂,that got me..! 😂😂😂
"There's deer on the stage?" took me out 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🦌Oh Deer! 😮
Poor Nokotan.....
It had brown eyes though.
"Took me out"
Lol
“A diverse team with a diverse range of abilities, both good and bad.” 😂
They were standing right next to each other talking over the radio 💀💀💀
i did that yesterday on the phone. walked over to the car, got in, looked at my friend, nodded 'cause he was on the phone too and thought to myself: he's seems in a good mood. he's smiling to himself like a loon.
"anyway i got to go billy, billy's just here, yeah. i'll get back to you" click. me: "huh?" him: "you idiot!" 😆😂
W
What the guck
Chish chish
@@toranada🤣
I'd be embarrassed to be a Secret Service agent after this failure. Reputation is ruined.
It's a very bad look for the Service, no doubt. All those DEI hires coming back to haunt them.
Failure or Plan??
It's rite out of the commy playbook rules for radicals. It started w Obama. Make the nation distrust the feds. U gotta break the will of the people. Make them no longer trust the fbi and secret service. How? By placing 2 diff types of people in them. Those who are in on it (at the top) and those who can't handle the duty (female agents).
@@kyjoy5295exactly
No way after years of training and certain guidelines clearly spelled out for every imaginable scenario that this was an oversight. It was “allowed” to happen.
I thought Dr. Jill Biden drew over 50% of Trump's Secret Service detail away, to her own Dr. Jill showing in the same area as Trump's fateful campaign day.
The Bidens exposed Trump to the shooter and removed SS protection for Trump on that day ! Really.
"Let me check Twitter..." LOL 😂 😂
The entire sketch is hilarious! LOL 😂 😂
_The entire sketch is hilarious!_
Sadly, it's more like a behind-the-scenes documentary.
The secret service failed me, I'm rolling in my grave.
This is truly unrealistic, cause he should of said X
This is a documentary, very informative 😂
"He only shot his ear, and he has got two" 😂😂😂😂😂
"They're moving him, we're losing our cover!"😂
😅😅😅
My favorite lol
Savage.
I'm an unarmed security guard and I think right now we have more respect than the secret service.
Well yeah, you have to face intruders with nothing but imposing and official looking patches on a vest. That takes guts.
@@vulpixel ....no vest on me right now. I only have that for armed jobs. But I am pretty ugly, so maybe that helps. 😉
Greetings from unarmed security guy from Poland.
you do
Same lol
"There's deer on the stage?"
"Let me check Twitter".
This was friggin hilarious. 😂
😂😂😂
The crowd had more sense than the secret service. Incompetence at it's finest. How sad. It's time we, the people, fix this.
That's not believable. Something more is going on!
Tell me im wrong 😂 it’s absolutely facts
The first step to fix the problem is to stop voting for politicians that believe incompetence is okay.
I don’t think it was incompetence…
Nah imagine STILL calling it incompetence after learning everything this video talks about.
Hard times for comedians, when jokes are astronomically close to reality.
I'm shocked CZcams hasn't banned you for "hate speech." Can't make fun of HR Karen and her team.
@@muhdiversity7409 CZcams can no longer do that. Why? Because they can’t define it anymore because it’s in every video and they took the speech down. Your homepage would be blank and there would be nothing for people to watch.
i agree! they keep deleting my comments about certain subjects.
You can go back and edit comment and put a period at the end then repost it if it says your comment failed to post means it's being blocked.
@@MoeSlislack Same here. the other day, I got restricted for 24 hours because of hate speech. All I said was biological facts we've known since mankind began.
It’s not hate speech. It’s the truth !! That’s what the fascist CZcams is afraid of , the Truth!
So, you decided to change from comedy to highly accurate historical drama. Most impressive.
3:12 "I think it's loaded" while pointing straight at his face☠️🤣. Now that one got me.
The funniest thing about the Secret Service is that it's not secret at all, and there was a woman among them who was more obsessed with adjusting her sunglasses than what was going on around her.
Looking cool is everything.
Had a school friend get in the secret service in the 90's. It was no secret😂
Multitasking.
Victoria’s Secret has more secrets than the secret service.
You talking about Giuseppe lady who is the FBI assistant director, who started filming on her phone directly behind the President WHEN shots rang out?
"It was too dangerous to put SS on the roof but also it's the local PD's fault." - SS director
Yeah, the locals were NOT pleased. They as much as called her a liar.
That roof had about 10% to 12% pitch and that was way too much of a angle? My roof has a 22.5% pitch and I can walk on it easy and I'm 69.
slips trips and falls are a serious safety concern
@@tammys8711 Lying about gender and after that about everything else.
@@johnhardman825 , let's remember they were STANDING on that very roof OVER the suspect's body! The other snipers were on rooves with as much or more pitch! There was NO REASON for the rooves of those buildings to be UNMONITORED UNLESS it was intentional so the suspect could "get up there unhindered." The other stupid thing was, she said she "put snipers INSIDE that building instead." TO DO WHAT?! They should've been OUTSIDE forming a perimeter around the building AND at the least, a drone overheard. They also allowed the suspect INTO the event WITH A RANGE FINDER.... WHO in their right mind believes that it's normal for people who go to political rallies, to bring a range finder?! -_- There's more BS in their story than a cow pasture.
Unrealistic! You made the secret service look way more competent than they actually were.
It speaks volumes to the US's national security when civilians are more vigilant on guard than the Secret Service 😭
To be honest, on that day, secret service was like Naked Gun stuff. Leslie Nelson would be proud of them.
And O.J.
@@roddydykes7053didn't get ur joke until remembering good ol oj was in it.
Nothing to see here folks!
"My mama always said, Secret Service is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
-- Gorrest Thump
Neilson
“Let me check Twitter” was the best line!
Or 150 yards is outside our 500 yard perimeter 😂
"They're moving him - we're losing our cover!!"
I just... can't even...
The funniest lines for my money. "There's a deer on the stage?" and "....We're losing our cover."
Jep... reminder to myself: Don't drink a Coke next time, watching his new stuff. Just ... DON'T!!! 😅
Right through the nose... and I got only one of that. 🤪
@@Brian-kl1zu I rather like the "That spot 150 yards away from the stage is outside of our 500 yard perimeter."
Didn’t think they’d actually release the actual behind the scenes footage.
I'm beginning to think that these guy's are NOT actual Secret Service guys. They are extremely convincing however, and may fool someone with an untrained eye.
You mean like Cheatle?
What...one of them eyes that you can't tell what it's looking at? 🤭
😂
I know, right?! 😂
No double chin, can't be real
No amount of mockery is enough to show just how incompetent the security is.
Agree not too far fetched
they are not incompetent. how do you think you should act in order to kill a president?
It wasn't incompetence. It was malice.
Sadly it probably was not incompetence, but design.
It's sad when satire is factually accurate.
If the world was not a tragedy, it would be comedy.
What's sad is that this satire gives the secret service too much credit. The claim at 5:04 that the secret service neutralized the threat in "under 60 minutes from the first sighting" is wrong. It was actually closer to 100 minutes.
When even AOC knows that director is full of crap, that’s pretty bad.
I heard she almost died that day!
@@ub2bnno way- she said thst deliberately to get people on her side.
Unrealistic. You're unironically giving more explanation than our Secret Service despite it being parody.
Edit: Just started my channel specializing in news and tier lists - I have an extensive historical background and am known for my spot-on predictions of modern events.
That's what I was just about to write! It's like Portlandia, parody but not really.
Wait....this is parody? I thought a parody takes a situation to extremes. This is just basically what I see on the news.
These are the 2 trans DEI agents you never saw because they operate in the shadows. Sorry.
@@daveh322 yea! we need a parody... of this parody!!! too realistic
I thought it was a reenactment.
J.D. Vance when told he would be getting Secret Service protection: Let me get back to you.
@user-ps8qc7cm1d, he definitely needs it! The other night when he gave his speech, the trash Democrats on "ABC -- Always Broadcasting Communism", well I'll say David Muir started talking positively but his colleagues chimed in with some nonsense like, "Well Vance is more Nationalist than Trump! Yes he's likely more dangerous than Trump...."🙄
Guh-hilk!
"There's deer on the stage?!!?"
😆 🤣
With the stature of a moose. Send two girls to provide body cover.
The "roof slope" safety issue doesn't make any sense. It's the most unbelievable thing.
The fact they couldn’t go on the 5 degree slope but could go on the 30 degree slope 😭😂
Secret Service agent 1, "Hey, you see that guy carrying a ladder and a rifle to that building with an almost flat roof over there?"
Secret Service agent 2, "Yeah, doesn't he look like the weirdo who was walking around with a rangefinder earlier?"
Agent 1, "You mean the one with a face like you shouldn't trust him near children? Yeah, that's him."
Agent 2, "Should we take down the guy with the gun? Or maybe we should get Trump out of here?"
Agent 1, "Nah, give it a few minutes, I want to see where he's going with this."
That's about right 👍
Lmfao
That was literally in the interview transcripts of the agents.
This skit is better than all the SNL skits I’ve seen in the last 5 years
Ain't that the truth?😂😂😂
...40 years
SNL is still on?!😲
Guaranteed..😂
When the satire delivers more facts than the news does lol
“He was shot in the ear, and he has two of those…” 🤣🤣
I laughed so hard! 😂
150 yards is OUTSIDE our 500 yards perimiter , lmao !
🤣🤣
Outside the Pac-Man perimeter.
"150 yards is outside our 500 yard perimeter"
Maths iz hard
the most important aspect of any organization is how inclusive and diverse it is, not how well it performs. you should know that by now
I never thought we'd reach a point in human history where satire is almost literally just referring to the real events. You can't even exaggerate things anymore, because it would almost be insulting to the wildly more insane reality.
Russia has been living like this for 30 years. We have a culture of political jokes.
Most likely, they lived like this before 1991, too many anecdotes have been preserved.
I LOVE that the Secret Service has now become a joke...because that's what they are *a joke!*
@@KrivMihWhen you want to shift a regime. First thing is to ged rid of people with real abilities...
Stalin made SSSR his own playground and able people were percieved as a threath...
And USA have a closed circle of people wanting to dictate their narratives... Not unlike the Communists Party bf they got to power.
As a fellow Pennsylvanian I would like to apologize for their incompetence. I would also like to point out that no one fails this hard on purpose THIS WAS ORGANIZED.
It wasn't Pennsylvania's fault. Some people blame the police, but there were only a handful, and they were told they were there only to direct traffic.
same people that suicided epstein
It was a woman in charge. Total failure.
@@timkrouse345 I'm a woman (a real one) and I agree that a man should be in charge of things like this.
I here what you are saying. No one fails this bad on purpose. BUT this fits right in place of the direction this country has been going. They failed because of liberal leadership. They actually are this bad at their jobs. Biden appointed the head of secret service, in the name of diversity. So instead of having the best person in there, we settle for unqualified people.
What a PERFECT reenactment of what happened.
This United States Secret Service documentary is spot on.
"Let me check twitter" 😅😅😅
✖ OMG, Lizzo quit show business! Oh yeah, and somebody
thought Trump was a Deer and shot his Ear.
It was lucky he didnt check cnn
I find this surprisingly plausible lol
@@matsv201 cnn is reliable, they released the tape of trump saying "as president i could have declassified it, now i cant"
Did you notice the the security guy in front of the presidents vehicle and talks on radio then walks up and points his rifle at trump but then right before pulling trig he puts his rifle down and talks on radio again. If the live feed hadn't been watching it probably wouldn't have been called off
'We at the Secret Service would like to thank Director Cheatle for hiring a diverse team of agents with a diverse range of abilities from good to bad when it comes to protecting a former President.' Frightfully Hilarious!
Your mean Director Ding-Dong?
This sketch is 24k carats of pure, certified gold
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All that was missing was the 2 snipers on the roof aiming at the shooter for 3 minutes but being commanded not to shoot
I love that part of the gag is that he was on the radar for the absurdly long HOUR... when in reality it was *_THREE_* hours from the first contact with security and flags were raised.
When he drops the clip and looks down the barrel, says yup I think it's loaded😂😂
Yeah that killed me. And almost him
Remember when that "agent" couldn't holster her gun. Seems like something she would do
@@BillClinton228 yes I do. And yeah I can imagine that. The first thing we learn when we touch a gun....don't ever point it toward anyone including yourself, regardless if you believe it's loaded or not
At 3:47 he was pointing the gun to the other guy
Secret Service: We investigated ourselves and concluded we did the best we could do to protect Trump.
exactly what the government does they investigate their selves. don't question it or else you are conspiracy theorist.
This investigating your own organization is rather like being tasked to check your own answers on an open book test…😂😂😂
And their conclusion is true. They did the very best THEY could do...
Excellent undressing of the corrupt Secret Service detail
"There's a lot of White Tail in the Area.". 😂😂😂😂
not very diverse
I prefer Lanita chicks
@nredsa lol no black tail?
@@MikeBarbarossa Latina is fine, so is Asian. 👍
Bad news. Accidentally deleted all the call logs, SMS texts, emails, assignments etc., again. Sorry. -Cheadle and Mayorkas
they even somehow ended up deleting the ones from the phone they were sent to when they were looking for evidence on it, shucks oh well I guess you loose some, you loose some, well at least they got the A/C remote back for the SS HQ, been looking for that for weeks
And they'll get away with it
Hillary bleachbit all the electronic files, she was the most experienced...
I cracked up, "that building 150 yards away is outside of our 500 yard perimeter." 😆🤣😂🤣😆🤣😂😍
Fumbling the holster was spot on!
Funny how no one mention that the SS lady that was hugging trump is not tall enought to protect him, giving any other rifleman ample opportunity to shoot, at the end it just looked like a fan trying to hug President Trump.
ya gotta be "inclusive" these days. why bother with practicalities, just gotta be diverse!
She also yelled: "What are we doing??" twice or thrice after Donnie ducked on the podium.
Pretty sure everyone has mentioned that.
Funny how YT keep erasing my response
@@czaczaczarclearly their acting school prep didn't prepare them for being extras in a live stream to main media.
"It was only in the ear and he has two of them" 😂
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Idiocracy
That was the funniest line... Lol
That was an eerie excuse.
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Hahaha
"Diverse range of abilities good and bad" good one
I know Trump said that the Secret Service did their job. But I’m not convinced. Let’s just see what he says once he becomes president, whether that’s out in the open or behind closed doors. Because America knows they failed you, President Trump.
Trump was being polite. He always puts over first responders.
Failed or..... betrayed . Riddle me this what is the c.i.a in the buisness of secrets right now why is the secret service the secret service get alittle deeper and ask why is it the secret service or ss( like the nazis) and not secret security service sss those things alone should tell you you cant trust em never could
It’s called being diplomatic
Whistleblower told Sen. Hawley most of the protection detail in PA last Saturday were not Secret Service. Very strange
Him NOT speaking the truth about how inside this job was will only prove to me that it was all planned and done for clout. But only God knows what he may do on the dl to the ones who failed to protect.
I ran into JP at the supermarket while shopping a week ago. From over my right shoulder, I heard his voice and without looking I immediately yelled “dude!“… When I turned around, he had this big grin on his face, knowing full well what it just happened. JP couldn’t have been more kind and gracious… A dolphin in a world full of sharks! I hope you and your family are doing well.
South Park is gonna have a field day with this 😂😂
Damn I can’t wait for a South Park episode on this
I forgot about that! Woot woot! Cheatle can use it on her resume!
South park is dead 😑
@@salovamrani2084 true. We have to wait two years for season and a season only has like 8 episodes only
They no longer make jokes that hurt you know who... They sold their soul to the highest bidder
I am amazed how quickly you guys were able to make this documentary. Really captured the events of that day.
🇨🇿1)THE GOSPEL OF THE WORD OF ALMIGHTY GOD "the Salvation of the last day that Christ brought in the second and last incarnation of His new and holy name"
(Seekers and non-seekers are two different kinds of people today, and they are two kinds of people with two different destinies. Those who persist in the knowledge of the truth and practice the truth are the people whom God will save. Those who do not know the true way are demons and enemies; they are the descendants of the archangel and will be destroyed. People who have good consciences but do not accept the true way are devils; their essence is an opposition to God. Those who do not want to leave the world, who cannot be separated from their parents, who cannot rid themselves of their own fleshly pleasures are all disobedient to God and all will be destroyed. Anyone who does not believe in God incarnate is demonic; moreover, they will be destroyed. Anyone who can remain is a person who has undergone the bitterness of refinement and has stood firm; this is a man who has truly undergone trials. Who is Satan, who are the demons, and who are the enemies of God if not the opponents who do not believe in God? Aren't they the people who rebelled against God? Aren't they the people who only want blessings but are unable to witness to God? You can still have a good relationship with those demons today and emphasize with conscience and love these demons; is this not considered an extension of good intentions for Satan? Isn't this communication with demons? Anyone who does not believe in God incarnate is God's enemy. If you agree with those whom I hate and disapprove of and still emphasize love or your own feelings towards them, are you not rebellious? Are you not intentionally fighting God? These people will destroy everything.)
Almighty God said
SEARCHERS and NON-SEARCHERS are two different KINDS of PEOPLE today, and they are TWO KINDS of people with two DIFFERENT DEFINITIONS. Those who persist in the KNOWLEDGE of the TRUTH and PRACTICE the TRUTH are the PEOPLE that GOD WILL SAVE. 🙏🌹
Those who DO NOT KNOW the TRUE WAY are DEMONS and ENEMIES; they are the DESCENDANTS of the ARCHANGEL and DESTROYED. 🛑
Even the devout believers of a SHADOW GOD--aren't they DEMONS too? People who have good consciences BUT DO NOT ACCEPT the TRUE WAY are DEMONS; their essence is an opposition to God. Those who DO NOT ACCEPT the TRUE WAY are RESISTANT to GOD, and even if these people ENDURE many SUFFERINGS, they will still be DESTROYED. Those who DO NOT WANT to LEAVE the WORLD, who CANNOT REMOVE THEMSELVES from their own PLEASURE of the FLESH are all DISOBEDIENT against God and all will be DESTROYED. 😪
Anyone who DOESN'T BELIEVE in God INCARNATE is like a demon; moreover, they will be destroyed. Those who believe BUT DO NOT PRACTICE the TRUTH, those who do NOT believe in God incarnate, and those who DO NOT even BELIEVE in the EXISTENCE of God will be DESTROYED. 😪
ANYONE who is ABLE to STAY is a PERSON who SUBJECTED to the BITTERNESS of refinement and stood STAND; this is a MAN REALLY UNDERGOING TRIALS. 🌹 🙏🌷
Anyone who DOES NOT KNOW God is an ENEMY; that is, anyone IN and OUT of this stream who DOES NOT ACKNOWLEDGE GOD INCARNATE is an ANTICHRIST! 🛑
Who is SATAN, who are the DEMONS, and who are the ENEMIES of God if NOT the RESISTERS who DO NOT BELIEVE in GOD? 🙏
Aren't they the PEOPLE who DISOBEDIENT GOD? Aren't they the people who claim to BELIEVE BUT lack the truth? Aren't they the people who only want blessings but CANNOT WITNESS to God? You can still deal with those DEMONS now and give them conscience and love; Is this NOT considered an extension of good intentions for Satan? Isn't this considered COMMUNICATION with DEMONS? 😪🛑
If PEOPLE STILL DON'T KNOW the DIFFERENCE of GOOD and EVIL today, and still close their eyes and emphasize love and mercy without any hope of FINDING God's WILL, and CANNOT DO it in any way to ACCEPT God's HEART as their own,the END of them ALL is more pitiful. 😪
Anyone who DOES NOT BELIEVE in God in the FLESH is God's ENEMY. 🙏
If you are emphasizing conscience and love for the ENEMY, isn't there a lack of CONSCIENCE in righteousness? If YOU agree with those whom I HATE and do NOT agree with, and still emphasize love or your own feelings towards them, are you not rebellious? 🙏🛑
Aren't you deliberately FIGHTING GOD? Does a person like this possess the truth? If people emphasize conscience to enemies, emphasize love to DEMONS and emphasize mercy to SATAN, are they NOT deliberately disrupting GOD'S WORK? Those people who only BELIEVE in JESUS and DO NOT BELIEVE in God INCARNATE in the LAST DAYS and those who say they believe in God incarnate BUT DO EVIL are all ANTICHRISTS, especially people who DO NOT BELIEVE to God. ☀️🙏
These people will DESTROY EVERYTHING.
From "The WORD, Vol. I. The Manifestation and Work of God. God and Man Enter into Rest Together
Fulfillment of (John 1:1) and (Ezekiel 2:9-10), (Rev. 19:9,13)
📩 All who have "ears to listen" are led to what the Spirit of God is saying in His lowered and built kingdom/Church engraved with His new name, His totality, the ownership of this disposition, "THE CHURCH OF ALMIGHTY GOD "💐 fulfillment from what was said He to Peter 2,000 years ago recorded in (Matthew 16:18-19). His Coming is the fulfillment of all that was prophesied in the great book of Revelation, so the last "Salvation" He brought the whole truth, the way for eternal life. So the "victorious" ones who will receive them are the wise "virgins" because as recorded in the prophecy of His return no one knows it except the one who will receive it! So "come" and come to His kingdom/church standing in the holy place in the air/CZcams! This is also a fulfillment from the book of (Isaiah 2:2/9:6) which He first fulfilled in His first incarnation. 📥
"They say with a loud voice, "Salvation comes from the Lamb, and from our God who sits on the Throne!" (Rev. 7:10). ... and (Isaiah 2: 2 / 9:6) "On the Last Day, the mountain on which Jehovah's temple stands will stand out above all the mountains. All nations will flock there. " . "For a baby boy is born to us. The rule will be given to him; and he shall be called Wonderful Counselor, Almighty God, Everlasting Father, Prince of Peace." 👑
"Let me check tweeter" - That quote was pure gold!
The way he points the gun towards his face and says it's loaded 😂😂
it was too incompetent to just be incompetence. JFK Vers. 2
As a roofer I love this skit!!!
The whole "roof was slanted" thing is making me angry!!!
Me too! She needs to get real. That was my comment at one point. Maybe some roofers should apply for the SS- they could do the job.
Kudos to you for working on roofs that are too dangerous even for the US secret service.
1:54 “copy that, I’ll get eyes on him in about 30 minutes!”
Ahahahaha
The confident jacket tug after saying 150 yds is outside their perimeter of 500 yds got me lmfao. Deceased
"I think were at the wrong car"...thats when i lost it ..🤣😆
Gold 😂
Not only was the lunch lady agent incompetent, she was left handed. Very diverse.
She was also short enough to protect Trump from the waist down.
Way of the Left Hand. Already knew.
@@psier11 hey i am left handed but right minded 🤣
@@ivanbluetarski9071 we all accept your mind... but you write cursive strangely. 🤪
@@toupac3195 thank the lord for keyboards and computors 🤣
The holstering lol.
“We’re at the wrong car” 😂🤣🤣🤣
Observing the women trying to protect trump was the most awful thing to watch... that just doesn't look right
Well it’s important for women to be given the same opportunities as men, it’s important to be diverse and inclusive.
@Romans3.4 i agree! Women do not have the brute strength or analytical ability that a man has, its just the way it is. She looked like a little child next to 6'4" President Trump.
I am a woman.
@EricaChavira-on4oz Why?
@@EricaChavira-on4oz I would want a 6 ft something guy looking after me not a 5"6" woman looking after me. that's not sexism but the right person for the job description.
@@ladydrone2345 I’m being sarcastic lol I thought that would be clear. I was saying that everyone is so afraid of lawsuits and accused of not being fair and diverse, so here, we have these three short women trying to “protect” the president. They all failed miserably but as long as we are all inclusive and diverse. 🙄
"A diverse range of abilities good and bad" 😂😂😂
The fact that the secret service would genuinely have to be this incompetent for what happened to have happened is actually horrifying
But the HEAD of the service is a woman with no combat experience whatsoever, how could this happen?
@@r0br33rluckily she resigned
@@devourerofsnacks she should've been FIRED and prosecuted
Secret Service knew better. This is suspicious.
Even worse, what are all the good Secret Service agents going through knowing that everything they have dedicated their lives to has been undone in a couple of years by Wokism just like everything else.
The lady that couldn't get her pow pow back in holster 🤣🤣🤣💀
NYC is now considering bring charges against Trump for "Evading Assassination"
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NY indictment for turning his head and allowing only the right ear to take the hit. Epic Trump failure to miss the bullet. Another felony charges for 46 counts. 😅 😅 😅
😂😂😂...
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Don't forget the agent who literally did use Donald as a shield.
Yep. I saw that, too. She was crouching down hehind him. 😂😂
IT WAS DISGUSTING.
@@barefoot6745 I felt like I was looking at a movie still from a Melissa McCarthy movie! Like I could see her playing a character that would do something like that.
It's scary how absurd this is yet so close to what really happened.
It's tragically hilarious.
I am glad for you guys this is going viral ! I hope it helps people to wake up and smell the thorns. They made so many mistakes you could turn this into a video series running for several seasons. . . .lol.
I love these type videos but lets not forget a person died. RIP to the firefighter who lost his life that day !
"diverse range of abilities... good and bad" lmaooo
“Let me check Twitter” 😂😂😂😂😂😂