Woke Jesus
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- Want proof that Jesus was a woke socialist? Look no further than these classic quotes straight from the Bible.
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#comedy #bible #woke #jesus #christian #methodist #unitedmethodist - Komedie
Only half of Americans realize this is a satire.
hah! probably more like 40%
I bet the Shrekgender don't know.
I would be tempted to send it to an old friend of my mother's, but she would think it's real and part of her "Social Gospel" church material...
Actually 85% of Hollyweird, 50% of the government and 65% of college students won't understand this.
But is it.... 😂😂😂
This isn't even satire at this point. They genuinely act like this.
But Jesus didn't act this way....
@allismama Wasn't referring to Jesus. Was referring to the far left that this video is mocking.
They follow a different religion.
@@allismamaWay to miss the point that Lefty pedarasts act like this.
@thedude-kl5zh Oh look, a TROLL account! Jesus was not a socialist dum a33. You're what the ad at the end was referring to: woke FALSE ideologies about Jesus.
The Mail In Ballot was a stroke of genius
I don't get that one.
@@MrTrevortxeartxe It's based on the [unproven] assumption that mail-in ballots facilitate voter fraud -- that it is easier for ballots to be falsely cast in the name of dead people, if the individuals are not showing up in person. The dead person is still "alive," so to speak.
@@MrTrevortxeartxe Me neither
Far right claim of "stealing" election by people using mail in ballets for dead people to sway vote.
Republicans said that dead people voted for Biden. Funny story though. More dead voted for Trump than Biden.
As a fellow Christian, this isn’t becoming a joke, it’s becoming a reality in society for them to think of Jesus like this..
Ding, Ding, Ding. The point of the sketch. Winner.
To a leftist, this isn’t satire…it’s a documentary!
That's funny.😂
😂😂😂
Sadly true.
They will use this and "quote Jesus"
True!
He forgot "Blessed are the Democrats for they will not be prosecuted."
good one :)
Oh Yes, this is so true. Thou shall not prosecute thy Democrats.
What ever that comes out of their mouth, ( even if it's AOC) it is the truth.
You're right. Babylon Bee needs to be working on parts 2 and 3
Boy ain't that the truth!
😂
How did the actor who played Jesus not laugh at every single line on this video, raw talent
Multiple takes
@Zaloomination he is a very talented and versatile actor, They need to do a Bee movie
Jesus calling someone a femboy is INSANE
never in my life would i ever hear someone acting as jesus say femboy, yet here i am
@@cathumanga.Never in my life have I seen the words "woke" and "Jesus" put together.
@@ryze9153 indeed my brother
It's blasphemy
"And the man went away sad. For he was very white."
Lol
Too funny
Mohammad vs Judas
1] pedo 2] not pedo
1] didn't believe jesus died 2] did
1] stole money 2] stole money
1] maybe existed 2] existed
1] no miracles 2] disciples had power
1] no clue about OT 2] knew OT
1] covered in semen 2] not covered in semen
1] rock worshipper 2] not rock worshipper
The best piece. . .🤣
@@NhwNews "Lazarus will live again....through this mail in ballot" Is the line that got me.
Literally me
And they said unto him, "Lord, how many times should we be vaccinated? Seven times?" And he answered them "Nay, but rather seventy times seven."
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Golden!
Why are you guys so against getting vaccinated? I'm not an American, just curious. We're totally cool with it here in Asia.
My favorite part was Jesus naming all of the 5,269 “genders” in existence (so far) and the camera kept coming back to him for Part 4 & 5, then part 6, and so on and so forth. Then he said, ” Just keep making them up.” 😂😂
The actor who plays Jesus deserves an ACADEMY AWARD!!
Also the writers ✍️ of course. I can never get tired of watching this…it’s absolute satire at its best! ❤❤❤😂😂😂😂😂
He looks like Salty Cr@[ker 🤣!
You forgot to make him a black woman.
You mean they forgot to make “them” a black trans woman. 😂
Nailed it!
@@cscates3598 black trans lesbian in a wheelchair
Don't forget the hundred and one face piercings, demonic tattoos, and the purple hair!
mcgspare1310- a lesbian black women at that!
"My Lord, how can I be saved."
"Be less white " 😂💀
Woke Jesus: “I’ll Show You The Dark Side”
But the man went away sad,
For he was very white
@mustang607 Will this be AI version of Jesus?
Be less white... 😂😂😂
But Jesus himself is also White 😂 ☠
"You are the light of the world. A city being burned down in a mostly peaceful protest cannot be hidden."
Fiery but mostly peaceful.
I like it!
😂😂😂
We need a PART 2!!!
If I had a dollar for every gender today , I’d have 2 dollars and a bunch of counterfeits.
That's some funny $hit right there!! 🤣🤣 I'm stealing that.
Spot on🤣
$1.75
@@braydenotto9757 Inflation....
If i had a dollar for every gender I'd have 8...
Quarters
Straight from the queen james bible😏
That’s funny
Or the Queer James bible.
But have you even read the Queer'ran ?
Blessed be the nonbinary profits $ !
Good one!!!
Inclusive leather bound sparkle creed edition
Legend has it woke Jesus is still listing off pronouns and genders 2000 years after this was filmed.
What would his pronoun be?
@@JC-dz5ureverything all at once
"Do not be afraid, for Lazarus will live again-through this mail-in ballot."
I believe!
LOL...........good one.
धर्म क्या हैं?
पृथ्वी का धर्म है l
सुरज - सूर्य का चक्कर लगाणाl ओर जीवन को पोषण देना l
सुर्य का धर्म क्या हैं?
सुर्य का धर्म पृथ्वी ओर सारे ग्रहो को प्रकाश ऊर्जा से ओतप्रोत करना l
वहा के जीवन को ऊर्जा देना l ओर हमारे ऋषी मुनी वो महान सायन्सटिस्ट थे l जिंहोने प्रकृती की इस सुंदर नियमो का शोध किया l ओर पृथ्वी को धर्म नाम की एक जीवन जिने की, सुजलाम सुफलाम जीवन शैली दिl मुझे गर्व है की मे
ऐसे महान पूर्वजो का
ऐसी महान संस्कृती का एक पालक हुं l मेरे ऐसे महान पूर्वजो का ज्ञान-विज्ञान धरोहर अगले पिढी को देना मेरा परम कर्तव्य है l धर्म - मेरे निसर्गदत्त प्रकृती ने दिये हुवे मेरे कर्तव्य है l
धर्म - का इस से सुंदर अर्थ ओर क्या हो सकता है l
मैं एक पुरुष हुं l तो मैं एक सूर्य हुं l मेरे शरीर को तप्त कर, मेहनत कर कुटुंब का जीवन पोशित करना मेरा कर्तव्य है l मैं एक स्त्री हुं l तो मे पृथ्वी हुं l आगले पिढी को जन्म देना मेरा कर्तव्य है l मेरे कुटुंब की जिम्मेदारी निभाना मेरा धर्म है l
स्कूल कॉलेज से धर्म कर्तव्य की शिक्षा निकाल के हम अधिकार की शिक्षा दे रहे हैं l मे कामगार हुं मुझे स्पेशल अधिकार दो l मैं स्त्री हुं मुझे स्पेशल अधिकार दो l मे संख्या मे कम हुं मुझे स्पेशल अधिकार दो l हर कोई अधिकार - स्पेशल ट्रीटमेन्ट माग रहा है l लेकीन कोई अपने कर्तव्य की l धर्म की बात नही कर राहा l
हमें चाहिए धर्मक्रसी
कर्तव्य का वाहन करणे वाली सोसांयटि
ना की अपने अधिकार की डीमांड करणे वाली सोसायंटि?
क्या हम धर्मनिरपेक्ष याने कर्तव्यनिरपेक्ष कर्तव्य ना करणे वाले ओर अधिकार के लिये रस्ते पे तोडफोड करणे वाले समाज को चाहते हैं? धर्मनिरपेक्ष देश - कर्तव्यनिरपेक्ष देश
बरबाद हो जाते हैं l
नष्ट हो जाते है l
भारत वर्ष का सत्व धर्म - कर्तव्य आधारित जीवन जिने वाले लोग हैं l
भारत के शत्रू भारत की ताकद जाणते है?
लेकीन भारत के लोग धर्म की ताकद नही जाणते l
एक बार धर्म का अर्थ पता चल जाये तो l आता है
सत्य धर्मl मे सत्य के लिये लढुगा, झूट को एक्सपोज करना, अधर्म असत्य को एक्सपोज करना मेरा दायित्व हो जाता है lयेशू - येवोह ज्यू यहुदी गॉड है l ख्रिश्चन पंथ दुसरे लोगो के गॉड को मार्केटिंग कर के l ख्रिश्चन पंथ क्यो बेच रहा है l उसके पीछे उसका उद्देश आपकी जमीन आपके परिसर की सत्ता हसिल करना है l उसके लिये ये सैतान राक्षस लोग आपको वो सारे सपने दिखते है l जो उनके पास नही है l
अभी ख्रिश्चन पंथ के पास अपना गॉड नाही l बायबल भी ज्यू यहुदी पवित्र तोराह पुस्तक की चोरी है l तो उसके पास खुद का स्वर्ग भी नहीं है l जो उनके फाद्री पास्टर 5-5 मिनट मे आपको देणे का वादा करते है l
इस प्रकार क्रिश्चन पंथ के मिशनरी माफिया लोगो ने 107 देश की जमीन कब्जा कर ली है l
आफ्रिका के भयानक गरीब लोगो की जमीन कब्जा कर वाहा के संसाधन अमेरिकन युरोप देश शोषण करते है l
जब आफ्रिका मे एड्स / कोवीड जैसे महामारी चाली l इन अमेरिकन युरोप देश ने गरिब लोगो को महांगी दवाईयां की 1 रुपये किंमत काम नाही की l
ऐसे भयानक समय मे सनातन हिंदू विचार वाले नरेंद्र मोदी ने इन लोगो को सस्ती दवाई या बेचि l
धर्म मनुष्य को पशु से मानव बनाता है l ख्रिश्चन पंथ मानव को पशु बनता है l इस्लाम पंथ मानव को पशु बनाता है l
Jesus sailed across the lake across from Galilee. As soon as he stepped ashore, he saw a naked man. Jesus immediately asked him, "What are your pronouns?"
The man replied, "They, Them, and Legion."
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Ha ha ha!
lol 😂classic!! the video was funny but your comment was hilarious!!!!! 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏
"For we are many"
Prolly the only time when said pronouns were correct.
Getting called a femboy by Jesus is literally the worst thing imaginable.
Bahaha
No clue what you mean. Sounds like a compliment to me
🤣💀
"Get behind me, Satan" ❌
"Get behind me, femboy" ✅
I think you're right.
@@incran9027ew get help 🤢
"Oh yes yes yeah Shrek gendered too yeah whatever you want, make them all up.... It's fine"
The mail in ballot was curve ball. Genius
Woke Jesus would have condemned the crippled man as ableist for wanting to walk again.
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Yes😇😂😂😂😂😂😂
why are they like this
republican jesus would tell him to pay for his own disability and to get loss
Woke Jesus wouldn't be a f**king white guy either! That's woke Satan.....
Innacurate.
Woke Jesus would still be naming genders today.
Wearing rainbow robes, of course !
@@SeaJay_Oceans stole them from joseph
huh?
@@SeaJay_Oceans
Good point 🤣
@@toekneemart5597redistributed from Joseph... 😂
When he said "hedgehog brony" I clapped, I clapped when I heard it 🤣
Thank you for giving us a few laughs in these dark and scary times. It's good therapy. 😂
May I ask, how are these dark and scary times?
Cancel Your Enemies! ✋
The virtuous feeling will signal their virtue.
Amen
47
"Amen 🙏🏼" ー All Twitter users 🤣💀🔥...
😂😂😂😂
I thought this was a Disney remake of a passion of Christ but then I realized Jesus was white.
😂😂😂
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"Lazarus will live again thru this mail in ballot" 😂
And male
I thought it was an updated Life of Bryan skit.
"In the beginning, God created male and female and gender queer, femboy, transman, transwoman." This is exactly what the alphabet group preaches. Brilliant video.
well those people exist....so did god not create them?
@@demodiums7216 2 genders only
0:40 the "femboy" got me rollin on the floor 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It’d be even funnier if it wasn’t *exactly* what’s now being promulgated.
As usual, the bee's funny is tinged with the horror of its proximity to truth. Reality has become a black satire of itself and the bee just tells us about it
Humans are so proud of themselves because they go all day mocking God without getting struck by a lightning bolt.
But what they haven't counted on is that God created them in his image to set an example that we should be willing to mock ourselves.
@@livenotbylies You're just a Shrek-gendered pony soldier. Lets be friends for life.
Woke Jesus speaks THEIR TRUTH.
However, we can also turn this around. Jesus was a brown Arab and yet conservatives always portray him as white. Jesus said those who give away all their possessions and give to the poor will have the greatest treasures in heaven. Yet Christian Republicans HATE giving part of their tax dollars to the poorest Americans. If Jesus came to the US in person toaday,l many conservatives would want him deported on the basis of being a brown-skinned socialist.
Woke Jesus: "Do not teach a man to fish, let him loot the Walmart so that he may watch The Fishing Channel on an 85" big screen."
lol
Woke Jesus is always for free education too. It is right who force capable, smart, gifted people into poverty or educational debt at the expense of technological stagnation.
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I can barely type, I'm laughing so hard...epic comment, thank you. Oh, yeah, and you're probably going to he*l 😁
One of the best BB productions.
“But the man went away sad, for he was very white” 😂😂😂
Real Jesus: “I preach love & forgiveness to all”
Woke Jesus: “I preach hatred of everyone who disagrees with me.”
"Real" Jesus also said: "But as for these enemies of mine, who did not want me to reign over them, bring them here and SLAUGHTER them before me" ... oh yeah, love and forgiveness to all ^^ Give me a break.
Matthew 13:50 and Mark 16:16 shows you're wrong.
@@leonardogabrieltrevinoloba2377 the quote i just wrote shows that Matthew13:50 and Mark 16:16 are wrong. Or a lie. Anyway, defending Christianity is defending the enemy of humanity, your best ally, those who corrupt all politicians , the so called "donors" .. those who want you to "lick the dust of their feet", as stated in the Bible.
@@francoisnada7464 Don't worry man.
I actually agree with what you say.
I'm an atheist. I was just showing to this believer that he was wrong in thinking that the "master" he believes (aka jesus) preached about love and forgiveness.
@@leonardogabrieltrevinoloba2377 My bad ! i just saw that your comment was not for me :))
Sometime, i wonder if they really read this book ! Have a nice day :)
"The man went away sad, for he was very white"
Poor guy😂😂😂
That one made me laugh also. This is the end my friend. Come Lord Jesus, come.
Totally true today.
Culturally tho...
Yeah what a loser he was. Kinda skinny and pale skin. We call them " pale face" or "white people" whichever you're more comfortable with.
That pat on the guy's shoulder when he said "femboy". 🤣
ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE JOB, Babylon Bee 😅🤩!! The truth of where our society has ebbed has become an insane seeming-parody!
"Be less white." -funny.
"But the man went away sad for he was very white." -I lost it.
I lost it when he Said Lazarus would live on with this mail in ballot!
The irony here is that this was satire on how Jesus said to the wealthy man "stop being wealthy" but the man wouldnt let go of his money. And Jesus said this is why he will not be in heaven, his love for money. Jesus was a communist, but this video implies that Jesus was a materialisitc capitalist who is ok with greed driven society and wealth accumulation.
@@Daniel_walks_with_Tobi Not really on either count. He said and heavily implied that the wealthy man loved his money and wouldn't let go of it. That's not a criticism of being industrious or wise with your assets, but of the greed of that wealthy man. He made money the most important thing in his life-- more important than his family, his friends, his society, and certainly more important than God. Jesus also spoke the parable of the talents-- three servants entrusted 5 talents of gold, and 3 talents, and 1 talent. A single talent was a fair amount of wealth-- almost US$400K in 2024. So the first was to manage $2M, the second to manage $1.2M, and the third to manage $400K.
The man who was entrusted with 1 talent buried it and returned to his master 1 talent. He was wicked/lazy since he didn't actually do anything with that wealth. He didn't start a business, he didn't invest, he didn't even put it in the bank to collect some interest. He was afraid of being industrious, he was afraid of hard work, and he wouldn't even do the minimum. His master took the 1 talent from that man.
The men who were entrusted with 3 talents and 5 talents used it as an investment and returned their master 6 talents & 10 talents respectively. Both doubled the money they were entrusted with. The master let them continue with their profitable work, giving the man who already had 10 talents of gold an 11th talent.
A fortune isn't our own. It's merely ours to manage, it's ours to grow: we are to be a good steward of that money for the glory of the Kingdom of God.
Without faith it is impossible to please God/Jesus Christ. One must be born again, born of the Spirit (Holy Spirit), born from above. read the gospel of John chapter three if honestly want to know the truth. One cannot know the truth if he or she rejects the truth. Jesus Christ is the truth, the way and the life no one will escape hell accept by grace through faith in the blood Christ shed and the finished work that Christ completed on the cross. The Pharisees were the most religious men on the planet in Christ's day and Christ Jesus told them their father was the devil because they didn't accept the truth even though the truth was standing right in front of them.
Hebrews 11:6
But without faith it is impossible to please him: for he that cometh to God must believe that he is, and that he is a rewarder of them that diligently seek him.
@@Daniel_walks_with_TobiNo
“Your brother Lazarus will live on. … Through this mail in ballot.”
I wish he would have said "these" ballots and handed him a bundle!
He should have said “your brother Lazarus will live on, or at least his vote will live on through these mail in ballots”.
Lmao 🤣 I died laughing seeing how casual he says that why handing her the papers
Gold nothing but GOLD!
My favorite!
How. The. Hell. Did you make this without PISSING yourselves?!?!?
Omg. I wish I could see the outtakes.
I want to be friends with everyone in that video and at the Babylon Bee. ♥️♥️♥️😂🤣😂
Brill. These BB folks have got real talent!
Wait one moment, you forgot Jesus telling His disciples blessed are the peacemakers who protest on college campuses.
Good one 👍
@@nydiacanas603 Thankyou
like how jesus protested against the merchants and the money changers in the cleansing of the temple
I thought he said "Blessed are the cheesemakers".
And left the campus filled with trash.
"will live again... through this mail-in ballot" omfg LOL
An example of comedy amplifying the bizarreness of truth.
Arguably the funniest bit.
Milk out the nose funny
Classic
@@mattiassjoquist5042I agree, but it was a Derby finish.
“Goomba sexual” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Equality sticker, very sticky!" - underrated joke. :D :D
Oh! The "legendary Jesus" who lives in the minds of leftists.
Don't do drugs, kids.
LMAO
but
I am entirely unsure about the blasphemy aspect,
Will I have to go to a re-education camp
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@@DOWNUNDER.I’m afraid so. 😉🤓
@@DOWNUNDER. I hear you. But sometimes you must become the absurd to show the absurd. And the intention of the video is to show how ridiculous the left's claims regarding Jesus are.
I've yet to find a drug to retard me enough to be a leftist.
The search goes on.
However, if Jesus came to America in person today most conservatives would likely want him deported on the basis of being a brown-skinned Arab-looking socialist. Jesus said it's easier for a camel to go through an eye of a needle than for a rich person to go to heaven. He said sell all your possessions and give to the poor. And yet conservatives HATE that part of their tax dollars goes to the poorest Americans.
You had me at, "He'll live again, with this mail in ballot" ,😂🤣😂
😭😭🤣
It took me a minute to catch that😂
That one cracked me up!
I am not american. What does that joke mean?
@@TheSongofSaya - neither am I but that's a dig that votes of deceased citizens were allegedly counted in a presidential election.
I hope you’re going to release the outtakes for this and the Satan video!!
I’ve got to see you guys cracking up over making these. It must’ve been hard to be so serious serious.
Brilliant
Lol I would like to be a stranger walking by as they were shooting this sketch.
Legend has it that Jesus is still listing genders to this day.
I just can't with the Bee. What is worse is that I've heard of a lot (not all) of these genders and I'm pretty sure they must be on a list somewhere...
😂😂😂
@@firstknight117 i have also heard of a lot of made up things
It's been 2000 years since…. does he ever get tired?
@@firstknight117If they are on a list, it can't be on hard copy. The number and type of goofy pronouns changes so quickly and so often, it would be out of date by the time the list comes off the printer.
Woke Jesus parties with sinners... turning vats of water into kegs of Bud Lite.
jesus always partied with sinners
he just changed them afterwards
This one is good 😂
Ouch
Yes but you leave out the part where he DOES NOT affirm them in their sin.
@@attah-odejohogwu9357 Jesus, and He.
The Lazurus mail-in ballot got me... 😂
United Methodists approve of this message
So do the Episcopalians.
When comedy is our actual reality
When our nighmares start After we wake up in the morning...
BB has a nack for doing this. They're more accurate than the Simpsons
Thats what the world feels like to me at last in the last ten years.
Don't blame democrats for your lack of education and failures.
Yep, that's tight, Jesus was white, not an Arab.
Christ Is King
Amen
Rex Judaoerum
Non woke Jesus is king!
Xristos Anesti
@@coolbeans9899Yes!!😊
If someone sues you for your shirt, give him your coat also. And if your neighbor won't give his coat, send soldiers to take his coat on behalf of The People.
“Be less white…” LMAOOOO This is the best movie waiting to happen.
Finally, a gospel fit for a megachurch
😂
Making it much easier for all those ministers to "minister".
Prophecy says the church becomes corrupted. The stance of the church, "we don't believe in prophecy".
I knew Wokeness was a religion.
No it wouldn't be eat the rich. It might be something more like steal from the poor
The legitimate good acting of this guy is what sells it and makes it so funny.
such a W
And, sadly, ACCURATE.
He is the best actor on the Babylon Bee channel IMHO. He plays the recurrent character Devil and does great English and Russian accents too.
The California Couple that moved to Texas are also great.
Man if I was not this set id be laughing so hard
😂 the mail-in ballot part got me
this is way overdue. thank you!
Antifa Jesus
"Free Palestine!" Oh wait, that didn't exist back then because jews are much older and they are the original owners of the land.
If that’s the case, call me Harrod Pilot.
And please send AK Jesus.
We shall follow the teachings of Brandon Herrera. Defeating communism using their own tools against them.
ANTI First Amendment?
no, he didn't act violent
Lazarus casting a ballot was pure genius.
It's always been how the democrats win!🤣🤣🤣🤣
That was probably the only funny part of this. The original video GOP Jesus was way funnier and used actual Bible quotes.
Now I get it!
He will live again.. thru this mail in ballot
That one was just perfect 😂😂
It makes me sad that I can't even share this hilarious satire w/ members of my church. God help us all.
The funniest 6 minutes i've ever watched. Absolute genius...." mail in ballot Lazarus"....deserves an Emmy !
Once again , Babylon Bee sums up current culture perfectly .
"Shrek gendered? If you want, make them all up. It's fine." 🤣🤣
I think inlaughed most at this part
One of the best bee videos I've seen!
I love how they mock Yeshua and make him look all weak but compared to the description of Yeshua in the Revelations, people will beg for the mountains to fall on them
exactly, i feel scared for these guys, we should pray for God to forgive them
@@TroubleMitten I guess scripture says Yahweh will blind most if the world and give them to their desires,people acted normally before the Internet and social media,kinda like it unlocked people's inner demons,that's why I stay vigilant on here,we are not human
The ballot for Lazarus was already filled out right?
And photocopied a few hundred thousand times and delivered to a single municipality at 4 am. But remember every election is super secure (except 2016) if you are a progressive.
Numerous times too!
I didn't notice that!! Haha!! If we can't have election integrity at least we can have the best satire!! 😅
“Cancel your enemies” 😅
Without faith it is impossible to please God/Jesus Christ. One must be born again, born of the Spirit (Holy Spirit), born from above. read the gospel of John chapter three if honestly want to know the truth. One cannot know the truth if he or she rejects the truth. Jesus Christ is the truth, the way and the life no one will escape hell accept by grace through faith in the blood Christ shed and the finished work that Christ completed on the cross. The Pharisees were the most religious men on the planet in Christ's day and Christ Jesus told them their father was the devil because they didn't accept the truth even though the truth was standing right in front of them.
Hebrews 11:6
But without faith it is impossible to please him: for he that cometh to God must believe that he is, and that he is a rewarder of them that diligently seek him.
“And curse those who bless you” …so accurate.
@@mr.grantsartexplorations1014 Matthew 5:44
But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;
-Jesus Christ
Amen
“Lazarus will live on - through this mail in ballot” 😂😂😂
I sent this to the "pastor" of the United Methodist Church in my city, she didn't appreciate it.
If you see this 🏳️🌈 in the church...RUN!
Or shame all who enter.
My church uses it as a door mat to wipe the dirt off your shoes
yikes, isn’t god supposed to accept everybody?
God accepts anyone, but does not accept their sin
@@taintedmoss nope. You accept God. He doesn’t bow to you, you bow to him.
this is probably what the bible will look like in the next 20 years
Pretty sure we DON'T have that much time left.
Sorry, Citizen. The Bible is banned in USA for violation of the antisemitism laws.
Stop the Hate of Moneychangers ! Protect their tables from peaceful protests.
Report to your nearest democrat Rededucation Center. For Democracy !
There’s a video around of a female priest leading the congregation in a gender neutral or queer or something , creed.
@sue8344
The Sparkle Creed if I ‘member.
Correct-a-mundo........ @@user-xv5tz1cl5y
The mail in ballot lmfao
The mail in ballot tho omg
This makes me think about the churches that put up the gay pride flag.
What’s wrong with a church and its community being accepting of all humans?
@@Nightshade1881 The pride flag... I don't think it means what you think it means.
@@Jerryboy97 it’s literally just a rainbow flag that can mean anything to anyone
Conservative are the fragile ones getting upset over a damn rainbow 🤣
@@Nightshade1881 define human...
@@MichalSzczurowski a fucking human being 🤷🏻♂️
“Put this human rights sticker on your camel”😂😂
"Super sticky."
🤣🤣🤣 I fell out laughing when he said "Weep not, for your brother will live again with this mail in ballot"🤣🤣🤣
"Cancel your enemy" John 11. He will live again with this mail-in ballot... Probably the best line in anything they've ever done
I hate to point this out but he missed about 34 genders.
he's still naming them..... they just ran out of battery for the recording
At least.. 😂
🤣🤣🤣
He resurrected to complete the list.
Trump’s “felony” charges are genders?
The Jesus actor was star material. Superb timing and delivery while being absurdly handsome.
The Bee's own Gosling.
No doubt.
The absurdly handsome jesus should be it's own parody considering the evidence pointing towards jebus being a middle eastern man.
@@Steve-hm3ri Middle eastern men can be hot.
@@Steve-hm3ri He was a Palestinian.... but where's the stand with Palestine pin?
@@33333Tarun Wasn't he a Jew/Judean? Correct me if I'm wrong.
Your levels projection on the parts about hate is genuinely impressive.
they 're showing the woke Jesus , this is the Jesus that woke people created and actually believe in
This is one of the best I’ve seen!
Do not be afraid, for Lazarus will live again... through this mail in ballot.: John 6:66
If I was drinking at the time, I would of choked! Or spit.
That was funny and sadly true, at the same time.
The Bee nailed it, as all the rest🤗
And that was the moment I laughed way too hard and clicked like.
"Lazuras will live again...through this mail in ballot" 😂💀
To be honest, I don’t get it
Who we kidding , Lazuras voted In 2020
@@jonathanrocha2275Reference to dead people's vote counted in elections, through possible fraud using mail in ballot in their name.
I have not laughed so hard in a CZcams video in ages! Spectacular level of satire
1:39 Huhuh I see what you did there 😂😂😂
"actually I stole it from that village over there. it's called wealth redistribution"
I freaking lost it at that point
The way the disciple says "Nice" at the end really closes it. This might be the Bee's best work to date.
Like you have enough income to redistribute. Lol. Have you considered community college?
Hellsing pfp? Based
😂😂😂😂
Oh my gosh the same That's my favorite
"Lazarus will live again... through this mail in ballot"
😂🤣😂
I can't figure out whether the ad by the end is part of the satire or not. Definitely sounds involuntarily funny.
Mocking Jesus is a very dangerous thing!!!!
"I identify as an ornate bullding". LOL
Phil Leotardo has entered the chat.
"Will live again through this mail in ballet," smoked me 😂
could you explain it to me please? 😭
@@leabreskovac8790because in America they had dead peoples names that ‘voted’ the year sleepy Joe won. That’s why they want mail in ballots with no ID 😂
@@leabreskovac8790 so he’ll ‘live again’ by voting 😂
💃
@@leabreskovac8790 voter fraud
Mail in ballot was the best. 😂😂😂
Just subscribed!! ❤❤