Best of Stupid Game Show Answers (SGSA)

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  • čas přidán 25. 10. 2011
  • My favorite picks of stupid game show answers. I don't own the copyright to these video clips but they can be viewed from "stupidgsa's" channel at the link below:
    czcams.com/users/stupidgsa...
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  • @xavierrose8208
    @xavierrose8208 Před 4 lety +4694

    "I'm sorry Michael. Have you got a girlfriend?"
    "Nah, I'm gay."
    This IN AUSTRALIA IN THE 80S

    • @alanli2605
      @alanli2605 Před 4 lety +22

      Whispering Jack Tf

    • @xavierrose8208
      @xavierrose8208 Před 4 lety +567

      Here's a tip... Australia didn't legalise homosexuality until the 1990s..

    • @alanli2605
      @alanli2605 Před 4 lety +31

      Whispering Jack u know same sex marriage was legalised recently?

    • @xavierrose8208
      @xavierrose8208 Před 4 lety +254

      @@alanli2605 I'm aware, as I'm Australian and gay, genius

    • @alanli2605
      @alanli2605 Před 4 lety +15

      Whispering Jack guess what. I’m Australian too

  • @daegiovanni5864
    @daegiovanni5864 Před 2 lety +13776

    "name something only worn by children."
    "clothes," replies the fully-dressed man.

    • @scrubbingdoubles8585
      @scrubbingdoubles8585 Před 2 lety +1253

      He's secretly 3 children sitting on each other's shoulders

    • @KingSolidTails
      @KingSolidTails Před 2 lety +149

      @@scrubbingdoubles8585
      This

    • @DiamondHoe
      @DiamondHoe Před 2 lety +356

      “name something that you might accidentally leave on all night”
      “Your Shoes”
      “I hope you won’t take this the wrong way, but you are weird”

    • @CHRF-55457
      @CHRF-55457 Před 2 lety +29

      HEHE

    • @poppy63765
      @poppy63765 Před 2 lety +39

      @@CHRF-55457 Michal Jackson final words

  • @piccolo54trunks2
    @piccolo54trunks2 Před rokem +2089

    5:03
    "I'll agree"
    "You agree with that?!"
    "It's Isreal!"
    *"IT IS???!"*
    Kills me every time lmfao

    • @ShOscar
      @ShOscar Před rokem +53

      IT IS?! AAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @plague0
      @plague0 Před rokem +33

      best moment of the video lol

    • @Spero_Hawk
      @Spero_Hawk Před rokem +16

      4:56

    • @tomedy_official
      @tomedy_official Před rokem +34

      And his theory was almost right.
      Almost every family in Israel has a doctor who is a relative.

    • @sweetpepino1907
      @sweetpepino1907 Před 10 měsíci +15

      It's like the dude was just doing bits and couldn't believe he was actually on to something apparently

  • @jakeapplegate6642
    @jakeapplegate6642 Před 2 lety +2391

    I love how the guy who said “clothes” actually looks up at the board like he actually expected it to be a answer lol

    • @talastra
      @talastra Před rokem +69

      You ALWAYS look up at the board. GOOD ANSWER, GOOD ANSWER

    • @poofballoon
      @poofballoon Před rokem +24

      He was desperate lmao

    • @PrettyGirI123
      @PrettyGirI123 Před rokem +4

      I’m your 1k like

    • @alvallac2171
      @alvallac2171 Před 9 měsíci +1

      *an answer (because "answer" starts with a vowel sound)

    • @jakeapplegate6642
      @jakeapplegate6642 Před 9 měsíci

      @@alvallac2171 damn bro. Your life must be pretty pathetic.

  • @Ndihrkop
    @Ndihrkop Před 5 lety +6073

    "Got a boyfriend?"
    "Oh I mean do you have a girlfriend?"
    "No I'm gay"
    That's too perfect

  • @mullenenterprises
    @mullenenterprises Před 4 lety +25506

    “Name something you feel before you buy it”
    “Excited”
    This man is a genius

  • @screamoneo
    @screamoneo Před rokem +1327

    that "ten decades" being the 'right' answer is so cute. literally a match made in... well it wasn't in school, i'll tell you that much

    • @bi_beans9011
      @bi_beans9011 Před rokem +12

      Decade is ten years right?

    • @cononsberg6919
      @cononsberg6919 Před rokem +16

      Yes, a decade is ten years

    • @spectorcsm
      @spectorcsm Před rokem +14

      No it probably was made in school and that's why they never payed attention

    • @FernieAriel
      @FernieAriel Před rokem +6

      @@spectorcsm *paid

    • @jasonsummit1885
      @jasonsummit1885 Před 3 měsíci

      So he's saying that his mother is 100 years old.😂

  • @zachhessler8722
    @zachhessler8722 Před 11 měsíci +225

    The "I usually close my eyes and pretend it's an Alpaca sweater" is the funniest answer in game show history.

  • @Medbread
    @Medbread Před 4 lety +5002

    "No, I'm gay."
    That guy is a genius

    • @youdungoofed1
      @youdungoofed1 Před 4 lety +335

      No, he's gay

    • @mellanie7598
      @mellanie7598 Před 4 lety +75

      @Matty Bruno Lucas Zenere Salas no he's gay

    • @pollypocket3823
      @pollypocket3823 Před 4 lety +41

      @Matty Bruno Lucas Zenere Salas they were joking you absolute walnut

    • @bowen.halstead_8498
      @bowen.halstead_8498 Před 4 lety +62

      Matty Bruno Lucas Zenere Salas He called you a walnut now live with the consequences

    • @pollypocket3823
      @pollypocket3823 Před 4 lety +49

      @Matty Bruno Lucas Zenere Salas bro they understand that he's not actually gay, it's just a joke you mediocre clarinet player

  • @megaverner
    @megaverner Před 4 lety +4598

    "Name a specific part of the body women try to accentuate."
    Him: *Points* "BREASTS!"
    Her: *Jiggles*

  • @mcj88
    @mcj88 Před 2 lety +731

    2:42 - I love Papa Bear here because he just _knows,_ before the answer's even out of his mouth completely, that he's totally screwed up.

    • @thegamingkirby8696
      @thegamingkirby8696 Před rokem +13

      And without hesitation they just gave him the X before the host even finished saying the answer.

    • @drigonfirefox
      @drigonfirefox Před rokem +22

      Ok tbh I miss heard him too. I thought he asked "name a kind bear"

    • @chrisallclips
      @chrisallclips Před 9 měsíci +1

      Cute guess though 😊

    • @jmurray1110
      @jmurray1110 Před 6 měsíci

      It could have been worse
      I was thinking of the tiger kind of bear

    • @MikeCee7
      @MikeCee7 Před 5 měsíci +1

      He should of said: “Yogi” bear.

  • @nat_jack
    @nat_jack Před 2 lety +120

    “Got a boyfriend?”
    *Crowd booing*
    “Sorry got a girlfriend”
    “No im gay”
    “Well I’m a happy fella myself”

  • @Ously6
    @Ously6 Před 4 lety +20260

    “Michael do you have a boyfriend? I’m sorry, I meant girlfriend.”
    “No, I’m gay.”

    • @crosswired9
      @crosswired9 Před 4 lety +827

      That one was my favorite!

    • @antoniokaige7919
      @antoniokaige7919 Před 4 lety +1393

      That was the ultimate power move lmfao

    • @Kururoro
      @Kururoro Před 4 lety +635

      3:17
      Keep this

    • @luving4kitty
      @luving4kitty Před 4 lety +218

      Thank you, person above me!

    • @SelkieGirl
      @SelkieGirl Před 4 lety +679

      *proceeds to become increasingly more uncomfortable while the contestent is clearly proud of who he is*

  • @alon-so
    @alon-so Před 3 lety +19485

    “My mother is 44, 4 years a decade, she’d be 10 decades”
    How is it physically possible for a sentence to be this wrong?

    • @theannilators7479
      @theannilators7479 Před 3 lety +786

      he actually said 44th birthday, so assuming he thought "44th birthday this year", and it still hasn't happened, she'd be 43, and 4 years a decade would be 10 decades

    • @papasquash919
      @papasquash919 Před 3 lety +1347

      @@theannilators7479 I'm just gonna pretend your comment didn't exist cause its so much funnier to think 4×10=44

    • @ty4nak132
      @ty4nak132 Před 3 lety +85

      But it was correct though

    • @bgbear4668
      @bgbear4668 Před 3 lety +22

      Your kidding right

    • @nise6699
      @nise6699 Před 3 lety +68

      I don't know what equations you guys are using but I'm guessing the same as that guy

  • @ShrubRustle
    @ShrubRustle Před rokem +596

    3:18 LEGEND. he had SECONDS to decide whether to out himself on national television for the bit. and by god he did it

    • @dr.funnybones
      @dr.funnybones Před rokem +51

      i've been scrolling the comments trying to find one that mentioned this

    • @lucasseakins8920
      @lucasseakins8920 Před rokem +12

      Wouldn’t be as bad as in todays world

    • @clevertaco328
      @clevertaco328 Před rokem +92

      @@lucasseakins8920 you are delusional if you think it was easier then.

    • @TheSmart-CasualGamer
      @TheSmart-CasualGamer Před rokem +23

      Not to mention that this is presumably in AUSTRALIA, which would be significantly more unsafe to do so compared to the UK.

    • @yberen
      @yberen Před rokem

      @@TheSmart-CasualGamer why do you compare it to the UK?

  • @nutellafoxvideos7350
    @nutellafoxvideos7350 Před rokem +330

    6:27 I think my favorite part of this one is how when she says it's a "ewe" and he looks up at full attention like "yes what about me?"
    and then the 'nevermind' just the fastest roast ever.

  • @Vampyzx
    @Vampyzx Před 4 lety +2063

    "Minors and hoes"
    Yeah that seemed more than correct
    Edit: *what the fuck are these likes*

  • @frostchak2163
    @frostchak2163 Před 3 lety +5915

    I hope the ten decades couple never broke up, because they were MADE for each other

    • @winnipeginstinct
      @winnipeginstinct Před 3 lety +502

      that moment when you use the wrong equation and you still get the right answer

    • @1337-Nathaniel
      @1337-Nathaniel Před 3 lety +194

      @@winnipeginstinct He got the SAME answer. The answer was still wrong.

    • @benoliver5593
      @benoliver5593 Před 3 lety +118

      @@winnipeginstinct she knew what he was going to say

    • @flyingfish
      @flyingfish Před 3 lety +33

      @@benoliver5593 that's the point...

    • @lyric2439
      @lyric2439 Před 3 lety +1

      🤣

  • @beek.4860
    @beek.4860 Před 10 měsíci +215

    No matter what happens, I will always laugh to the point of tears at "ace of kidneys." It's just such an inherently absurd phrase and something about it gets me every single time I watch this video.

  • @spiralphoenix9839
    @spiralphoenix9839 Před rokem +145

    I love that even by his math of 4 years a decade he still did his math wrong.

    • @George_Bland
      @George_Bland Před 9 měsíci +5

      I’m suspicious about that one tbh, I feel like they might have agreed before that the answer to any number was 10

    • @InkAndPoet
      @InkAndPoet Před 7 měsíci +1

      He should just be lucky he had to match her answer...

  • @Bendan
    @Bendan Před 4 lety +8395

    My thoughts on these answers:
    10%: what
    40%: *dying of laughter*
    50%: They're not wrong.

  • @c0nsci0usness
    @c0nsci0usness Před 4 lety +4114

    "A group of pill-pushers" rofl--it's not stupid if it fits

  • @Noahs-Workshop
    @Noahs-Workshop Před rokem +70

    "An ugly child?"
    "Now, you are a school counselor" 😂😂😂

  • @waffler-yz3gw
    @waffler-yz3gw Před 10 měsíci +57

    7:52 these two were literally made for eachother, because either neither of them knew what a decade was and still had the same thought process, or she knew he'd say something outlandish like that and was completely right

  • @ovnox
    @ovnox Před 4 lety +2535

    Pat: “Why are you using sign language?”
    ...: “Because he’s blind”

  • @DoctorTex
    @DoctorTex Před 4 lety +8985

    “A group of Pill-Pushers?”
    “THIS IS WHEEL OF FORTUNE, JOE!”

  • @randomheadful7190
    @randomheadful7190 Před 10 měsíci +33

    I just want to give credit to Buddy Hackett, the comedian who gave the “Israel” answer on Hollywood Squares. He was very popular during the 50s, 60s and 70s and even did the voice of Scuttle the seagull in The Little Mermaid. He was also Jewish. He was a very funny and sweet man that I'll always relate to my childhood.

    • @MikeCee7
      @MikeCee7 Před 5 měsíci +1

      You do know that most of the time, they are given the questions ahead of time, so that the comedian celebrities, can come up with jokes, and practice their punchlines & timing.

    • @WreckItRolfe
      @WreckItRolfe Před měsícem +1

      He's Jewish!?
      You could never tell!

    • @gnbman
      @gnbman Před měsícem

      He was the groundhog in the stop-motion Jack Frost too, I think.

  • @NoriMori1992
    @NoriMori1992 Před rokem +58

    1:21 I feel so bad for this kid, he knew the right answer but had a slip of the tongue 😂

  • @fatraccoons
    @fatraccoons Před 4 lety +2234

    “An ugly child?”
    *”Now, you’re a school counselor-“*

    • @jonathanwells223
      @jonathanwells223 Před 3 lety +37

      Superintendent Chalmers: Class after class of ugly, ugly children!

    • @zaphod77
      @zaphod77 Před 3 lety +14

      well it can't be "an Only child" because n was already placed. in the first word, and not the second.
      what else fits?

    • @stupidnamefilter
      @stupidnamefilter Před 3 lety +10

      @@zaphod77 It was the round where letters get turned over one by one.

    • @thrashercentral1792
      @thrashercentral1792 Před 3 lety +3

      School counselors in a nutshell

    • @ricardobravo1291
      @ricardobravo1291 Před 3 lety

      @@zaphod77 damn it.

  • @hollywood739
    @hollywood739 Před 4 lety +4613

    Good thing Steve Harvey was not on any of these
    With the pause he takes this would have been a 12 hour video

    • @charlieodom9107
      @charlieodom9107 Před 4 lety +70

      Have you ever seen how long it take him to film one episode? Hint...sometimes more than 1 day!!!

    • @kba
      @kba Před 4 lety +175

      Steve: **Stares at camera for 20 seconds while audience laughs before he cracks up himself**

    • @QuasiELVIS
      @QuasiELVIS Před 4 lety +73

      Steve: "oh no he didn't!!!" to an extremely obvious sexual connotation.

    • @jacobhubred
      @jacobhubred Před 4 lety +1

      420th like

    • @ITSMERlVER
      @ITSMERlVER Před 4 lety +15

      Jorge THANK YOU finally someone said it. Wish we still had these hosts tbh

  • @Cold-Blooded-Jay
    @Cold-Blooded-Jay Před rokem +27

    6:34 I wonder what she thought "urban" and "rural" meant because clearly, she had some kind of experience. I love that the host keeps pressing the question to get more out of her and each answer is better than the last.

  • @DontMockMySmock
    @DontMockMySmock Před 9 měsíci +16

    that "nah i'm gay" kid was fucking legendary. was he actually gay or was he just quick-witted enough to spot an opportunity to say the funniest thing possible? perhaps both???

  • @schwift2681
    @schwift2681 Před 3 lety +2572

    "Balls go back and forth at a 100 miles per hour, in what sport?"
    "Jogging"

  • @weedle4736
    @weedle4736 Před 3 lety +10077

    "Name something you feel before you buy it"
    "EXCITED"
    This might be the most innocent yet sarcastic answer I've heard.

    • @costa2012
      @costa2012 Před 3 lety +145

      I almost spit out my drink I laughed so hard.

    • @BlueHat1
      @BlueHat1 Před 3 lety +9

      How is that innocent?

    • @weedle4736
      @weedle4736 Před 3 lety +170

      @@BlueHat1 something a 4 yrs old kid would answer

    • @unicorn69
      @unicorn69 Před 3 lety +37

      @@weedle4736 I was gonna say “Rug.”

    • @amara7103
      @amara7103 Před 3 lety +31

      I mean I would be excited too 💀

  • @anwvggamming
    @anwvggamming Před rokem +59

    2:52
    "Name something normally worn only by children"
    "Michael"
    Michael: "Clothes"
    (laughter)
    Loudest man in audience possible: "GOOD AN-"

  • @OneTwoFive0
    @OneTwoFive0 Před rokem +26

    “Name something you feel before you buy it”
    “Excited”
    I’d give him the point for that, that was out of pocket!

  • @therealjohnkennedy6087
    @therealjohnkennedy6087 Před 4 lety +2633

    "You are signing here what does that mean?"
    "He's deaf."
    Had me dying

    • @jimmehsaint
      @jimmehsaint Před 3 lety +19

      @El Barto No but he sure saw it, it got cut off in this clip but he signed it right afterward

    • @Apple-tz6hs
      @Apple-tz6hs Před 3 lety

      😭same

  • @CasualGamingEnthusiast
    @CasualGamingEnthusiast Před rokem +21

    0:50 *"Why are you booing him he's right!!"* 😂

  • @R.P.Pyotrsovich
    @R.P.Pyotrsovich Před 2 lety +107

    00:22 Pat yelling "THIS IS WHEEL OF FORTUNE, JOE!" is 100% priceless LMAO! 02:10 "PINGAS" on the Feud is also priceless!

  • @ultralightcam6963
    @ultralightcam6963 Před 3 lety +4697

    “What is something only kids wear-“
    🔴 “clothes”

    • @ollie7070
      @ollie7070 Před 3 lety +91

      Bzzzt, skin!

    • @53ra
      @53ra Před 3 lety +131

      So only kids wear clothes 👀 Damn, can’t believe I’m allowed to walk naked in a mall

    • @gulfbut
      @gulfbut Před 3 lety +11

      I think half credit.
      Footie pajamas???

    • @jimbo8574
      @jimbo8574 Před 3 lety +8

      👁👄👁

    • @mrman_4234
      @mrman_4234 Před 3 lety +12

      @EVAN FLOREK you a worm?

  • @felixhenson9926
    @felixhenson9926 Před 4 lety +9149

    "Name something worn ONLY by children"
    "Clothes"
    Same guy: Name something you might accidentally leave on all night"
    "Shoes."
    "I hope you won't take this the wrong way Kenneth but you are WEIRD."
    I love him

    • @TheUKNutter
      @TheUKNutter Před 4 lety +74

      Wait it’s the same guy?! WHAT

    • @jacksonbrooks4347
      @jacksonbrooks4347 Před 4 lety +156

      No ones Michael ones Kenneth

    • @TheSilentSniper
      @TheSilentSniper Před 4 lety +97

      He was probably mature for his age and was walking around naked before most of his classmates

    • @jp4431
      @jp4431 Před 4 lety +92

      He doesn't wear clothes but he'll wear his shoes all night. All right whatever makes him happy

    • @immissliss9843
      @immissliss9843 Před 4 lety

      JP HAHAHAHAH love ya

  • @thepbcenthusiast7561
    @thepbcenthusiast7561 Před 6 měsíci +9

    0:22 *"THIS IS WHEEL OF FORTUNE, JOE!"* 😂

    • @Lilystudios27
      @Lilystudios27 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Felix: a group of pill pushers
      Me: ...THIS IS WHEEL OF FORTUNE FELIX!!!😡😡😡

  • @raymac5235
    @raymac5235 Před rokem +87

    5:57 Rest in peace Gilbert, you were SO hilarious!❤️

  • @p4t21ck
    @p4t21ck Před 4 lety +1803

    "Name something you might leave on all night"
    "Shoes"
    "I hope you don't take this the wrong way Kenneth, but you are weird."

    • @Ari-jm6xx
      @Ari-jm6xx Před 4 lety +1

      P4T21CK K1NG LoL!!

    • @ddd-op5wy
      @ddd-op5wy Před 4 lety +30

      Haha thanks for repeating the joke from the video, even funnier the second time

    • @flatur5567
      @flatur5567 Před 4 lety +12

      @@ddd-op5wy quit being cynical and get a job my guy

    • @hyperx72
      @hyperx72 Před 4 lety +1

      @@ddd-op5wy CRINGE
      ONLY RETARDS SAY 2019
      I SAW THAT JOKE SOMEWHERE
      *Name of popular franchise* IS OVERRATED
      Am I cool yet?

    • @bigverybadtom
      @bigverybadtom Před 4 lety +4

      Not weird if you suddenly fall asleep without having a chance to undress.

  • @rubyxfox
    @rubyxfox Před 2 lety +4343

    5:45 "what should you yell if a woman falls overboard?"
    "Full speed ahead"
    HE DIDN'T EVEN HESITATE

    • @fetchstixRHD
      @fetchstixRHD Před 2 lety +262

      T’was not a mistake, he definitely meant that one 😂

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 Před 2 lety +85

      they get the questions and the jokes ahead of time

    • @dadbot8480
      @dadbot8480 Před 2 lety +45

      Fun Fact for Boston Railfan: Did you know that not everyone wants to have their fun spoiled?

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 Před 2 lety +11

      @@dadbot8480 too bad.

    • @itsssuper
      @itsssuper Před 2 lety +8

      @@dadbot8480 shut up

  • @MayimHastings
    @MayimHastings Před rokem +25

    “That means he’s deaf” that guy’s smart ass cup overflows. I can guarantee my brother and I would both have had the same answer.

  • @LuckyOwI777
    @LuckyOwI777 Před rokem +154

    "what would you say is your husband's favorite condiment?"
    "oh, his pool table upstairs"
    It's always the answers that are the most random, that get me, lol
    EDIT: The rodent saxophone got me more. damn it

    • @aguyontheinternet8436
      @aguyontheinternet8436 Před rokem +7

      I would say it's because people were less educated back then, but I hesitate to say we've gotten smarter

    • @CoinnectedOfficial
      @CoinnectedOfficial Před rokem +3

      'Need some condiments for your burger?'
      'Yes I want some fresh Pool Table squeezed right on that juicy beef patty!'

    • @101jir
      @101jir Před rokem +4

      The internet slows down the process of forgetting words we otherwise wouldn't use I think. Back in the 90s, and presumably before, "pen pals" were a thing to try to be as culturally literate as possible. With the internet, I can talk to my friends from Austria, Germany, France, or within my own country I have two friends from Virginia, one from Illinois, one from California, you get the idea. All can be reached easily, often in seconds.
      Back then, a lot of talk was just local, so words like "condiment" may have never been used around these people, or so long ago that they don't remember.

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 Před rokem +1

      I love the next girl even more! "I never heard that word before neither, so I says karate school!"

    • @jmurray1110
      @jmurray1110 Před 6 měsíci

      Sounds like a reasonable hypothesis
      Like easier I had to look up conjugate because I hadn’t interacted with the word in years

  • @satellites7889
    @satellites7889 Před 3 lety +8322

    "Three people who have never been in my kitchen, I don't know." He's not wrong!

    • @KyleEdwardsPhoto
      @KyleEdwardsPhoto Před 3 lety +98

      Straight out of "Cheers." That was pure homage to Cliff Clavin!

    • @kariannek7326
      @kariannek7326 Před 3 lety +24

      @@KyleEdwardsPhoto omg I wasn’t the only one that thought of that reference!!!

    • @DrRank
      @DrRank Před 3 lety +13

      @@KyleEdwardsPhoto John Ratzenberger is the best!

    • @Rottidog68
      @Rottidog68 Před 3 lety +1

      @@KyleEdwardsPhoto Ahh The Buffalo Theory.

    • @stevenichol8598
      @stevenichol8598 Před 3 lety +5

      Greatest Cheers episode ever! Lol so long ago I had to dig it up for my two boys to see a couple years ago. Good stuff!!

  • @dangleesack7617
    @dangleesack7617 Před 3 lety +4664

    why tf is nobody talking about the fact that the answers to favorite condiment were a pool table and fucking KARATE SCHOOL

    • @melissacooper4282
      @melissacooper4282 Před 3 lety +269

      Well that one woman who said "karate school" admitted that she never heard of the term "condiment" before.

    • @riverraisin1
      @riverraisin1 Před 3 lety +48

      Oh. I thought he said favorite condom mint. :)

    • @dangleesack7617
      @dangleesack7617 Před 3 lety +83

      @@melissacooper4282 lmao at least she was honest and didn’t just try to play it off like the first girl 😂

    • @passtheweab5770
      @passtheweab5770 Před 3 lety +48

      Well lets remember the context back then. Not every woman was given a proper education

    • @kensperspective
      @kensperspective Před 3 lety +187

      @@passtheweab5770 thank god we’ve progressed to the point of giving no one a proper education.

  • @byronwilliams943
    @byronwilliams943 Před rokem +90

    "Full speed ahead " Still my favorite answer of all time

  • @poison6084
    @poison6084 Před rokem +8

    "What his favourite kind of rodent?"
    "His saxophone."
    Lets just say this woman isn't the brightest in the box 😂😂😂

  • @ellisbelll
    @ellisbelll Před 2 lety +38495

    Okay but the guy that said “what’s a hoe” wasn’t wrong…

    • @trygveplaustrum4634
      @trygveplaustrum4634 Před 2 lety +2393

      Ken Jennings is a legend in the Jeopardy community. I think he's become a millionaire from his play on the show!

    • @Mike__B
      @Mike__B Před 2 lety +1059

      @@trygveplaustrum4634 4.5 million, minus whatever the tax man took.

    • @_mason_3962
      @_mason_3962 Před 2 lety +639

      Ken Jennings is literally the best. I hope they make him the new host of jeopardy.

    • @natalia-wc8ze
      @natalia-wc8ze Před 2 lety +240

      @@_mason_3962 unfortunately, the official new hosts have been announced, and it’s not Ken 😔

    • @matthewkoch7165
      @matthewkoch7165 Před 2 lety +187

      The way I've heard it. His brief trial run was good if not a bit shakey. And it doesn't look like any of the other guest hosts have come close to doing as well

  • @davidrichardson6749
    @davidrichardson6749 Před 4 lety +14616

    Steve Harvey: asks sexual question
    Steve Harvey: gets sexual answer
    Steve Harvey: sully wazowski meme

    • @laila4146
      @laila4146 Před 4 lety +206

      David Richardson couldn’t explain it better

    • @maxrequisite
      @maxrequisite Před 4 lety +392

      @Randy Reckers the sully wazowski meme is when sully and mike are both combined. Get your memes straight.

    • @_buggzbb_7445
      @_buggzbb_7445 Před 4 lety +23

      @Randy Reckers R/WHOOOOOOOSH

    • @cardinaldr2539
      @cardinaldr2539 Před 4 lety +2

      Randy Reckers ty

    • @imapotato4772
      @imapotato4772 Před 4 lety +36

      *shocked pikachu meme*

  • @bonedude1286
    @bonedude1286 Před rokem +6

    "If a man falls off a boat, you say 'Man overboard.' If a woman falls off a boat, what do you say?"
    *"Full speed ahead."*

  • @OneTwoFive0
    @OneTwoFive0 Před rokem +24

    The best part is when they press the buzzer before the question is finished so they have to come up with an answer at random, and most of these people say it with more confidence than I’ll ever have.

  • @arcadiotorres4964
    @arcadiotorres4964 Před 3 lety +3483

    "An ugly child?"
    "Now, you're a school counselor."😂

  • @jeffsabados8075
    @jeffsabados8075 Před 4 lety +18732

    “An ace of kidneys” his complete confidence in his answer too lol

    • @ChuChu.id0l
      @ChuChu.id0l Před 4 lety +18

      @Temporary Name same

    • @rickyp.martin3209
      @rickyp.martin3209 Před 4 lety +44

      Well there was no going back.

    • @rustedfate71
      @rustedfate71 Před 4 lety +63

      What’s an ace of kidneys

    • @ccricers
      @ccricers Před 4 lety +164

      Your ace of kidneys doesn't beat my pair of skulls

    • @RRansomSmith
      @RRansomSmith Před 4 lety +10

      @@Carl_McMelvin right, since the letter D was already unveiled lmao

  • @TekuTaurus
    @TekuTaurus Před rokem +46

    "44th birthday, at 4 years a decade, that'd be 10 decades"
    Not only does he not know what a decade is but he also thinks 44/4 is 10 instead of 11

  • @redfox2266
    @redfox2266 Před rokem +7

    That old show with the husbands and wives is a gold mine for these answers

  • @blackzephyre
    @blackzephyre Před 4 lety +1300

    "Roses are red, Violets are blue, on our wedding night...
    "We went to bed"
    Underrated

  • @HutchHere
    @HutchHere Před 3 lety +9196

    "Name something you might accidentally leave on all night."
    "Your shoes."
    "I hope you don't take this the wrong way Kenneth but you are weird."

    • @chaos7076
      @chaos7076 Před 3 lety +144

      w o r n g

    • @HutchHere
      @HutchHere Před 3 lety +21

      @@chaos7076 yes

    • @chaos7076
      @chaos7076 Před 3 lety +88

      @@HutchHere no put it back as worng

    • @asiac8968
      @asiac8968 Před 2 lety +169

      Seemed like a fine answer to me; although, he was probably expecting something like tv, or radio.

    • @bfun4615
      @bfun4615 Před 2 lety +47

      I've fell asleep with my shoes on.

  • @Rainbowfox_
    @Rainbowfox_ Před rokem +5

    “THIS IS WHEEL OF FORTUNE, JOE!” lmao 😂

  • @sharknadoman1015
    @sharknadoman1015 Před rokem +5

    I lost it during "Clean his weapon".🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Lilystudios27
      @Lilystudios27 Před 2 měsíci

      I can do a impressed of a sarcastic guy I'm "ClEaNiNg My WeApOn" 😂😂😂

  • @Renegadebane
    @Renegadebane Před 4 lety +4221

    So people were stupid before the internet, good to know.

    • @bobberry1463
      @bobberry1463 Před 4 lety +202

      Austracy fun fact we like to joke that the internet has made us more stupid but quite a few studies stated that we actually getting smarter. The reason for this is because the ability for information to be found has gotten easier and faster with correction getting fix daily.
      In the past if you wanted to know something you have to read a whole book and if the book is outdated or wrong you wouldnt know and the people around you wouldnt know because they all got the information from the same book as you

    • @alextarhovisky4261
      @alextarhovisky4261 Před 4 lety +32

      @@bobberry1463 or you could think of it another way people didn't have a platform to show their "brilliance" now everyone does

    • @boaofdeath
      @boaofdeath Před 4 lety +14

      @@alextarhovisky4261 Funny thing is, most of these "brilliant" people talks more than they think

    • @klittlet
      @klittlet Před 4 lety +2

      @@boaofdeath thats how you and me work brother

    • @Markus_Andrew
      @Markus_Andrew Před 4 lety +42

      People have been stupid since the first Neanderthal pulled on a mammoth's tail for a dare.

  • @snazzyface1608
    @snazzyface1608 Před 4 lety +2285

    *”THIS IS WHEEL OF FORTUNE J O E”*

  • @bobseabert7230
    @bobseabert7230 Před 8 měsíci +3

    "No I'm gay"
    "Well I'm a happy lil fella myself!"
    Hilarious
    100% saving for future use

  • @fredgervinm.p.3315
    @fredgervinm.p.3315 Před rokem +2

    "Full speed ahead."
    Gotta love it...

  • @3gatoss
    @3gatoss Před 4 lety +2976

    “youre signing i notice. what does that mean?”
    “that means he’s deaf”
    I WAS CACKLING THAT MADE ME UGLY LAGUH OMG

    • @starsetpuppy4205
      @starsetpuppy4205 Před 4 lety +32

      _laguh-_

    • @crowbones2815
      @crowbones2815 Před 4 lety +20

      Laguh.... how do you even say that out loud??

    • @laonagrouchini
      @laonagrouchini Před 4 lety +16

      @@crowbones2815 lag-uh

    • @crowbones2815
      @crowbones2815 Před 4 lety +8

      @@laonagrouchini oh thank you...
      I still dont know how to normal human speech, but this helps.

    • @laonagrouchini
      @laonagrouchini Před 4 lety +5

      @@crowbones2815 you're welcome :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • @callmetopgun45
    @callmetopgun45 Před 3 lety +18793

    This is proof that the internet didn’t make us stupid.
    We were always stupid.

    • @eivkiy5061
      @eivkiy5061 Před 3 lety +543

      But they were funnier than today.

    • @mr.cantsay
      @mr.cantsay Před 3 lety +972

      @@eivkiy5061 they weren't as easily offended.

    • @ManofSexySteel
      @ManofSexySteel Před 3 lety +355

      the internet just made the fool famous

    • @Loopimay
      @Loopimay Před 3 lety +147

      @@ManofSexySteel
      Because people eat it up. We laugh at dumbasses and then get mad that they exist.

    • @samd1405
      @samd1405 Před 3 lety +246

      The internet gave the stupid a platform to convince other stupids to combine their stupid and become dangerously stupid together.

  • @pillsburydoughboy1693
    @pillsburydoughboy1693 Před 6 měsíci +4

    2:15 Freddie looked so proud of himself

  • @JakuraithePrimalWarrior
    @JakuraithePrimalWarrior Před rokem +4

    0:52 That’s literally the most relatable answer I can think of. Legitimately I thought it was that.

  • @simonunger2599
    @simonunger2599 Před 4 lety +14602

    The “ten decades” couple is a perfect example of two wrongs making a right

    • @lue5776
      @lue5776 Před 4 lety +599

      Simon Unger honestly, I think she knew him well lol

    • @mcdeathlord73
      @mcdeathlord73 Před 4 lety +80

      @@lue5776 I think that's what he meant

    • @asherandai1000
      @asherandai1000 Před 4 lety +662

      She wasn't wrong though, the question she was asked wasn't how many decades old is his mother, it was how many decades old would he say his mother is. So she was right on the money!

    • @robertjones4502
      @robertjones4502 Před 4 lety +64

      I swear to God I'd never thought that saying could ever be false but 2 fuccing wrongs made a fuccing right. Ain't that a bitch!

    • @darylday6379
      @darylday6379 Před 4 lety +6

      Robert Jones 😂😂😂

  • @SalaComMander
    @SalaComMander Před 4 lety +1982

    "Who are three people who have never been to my kitchen" is not a stupid answer, it's a Cheers reference

    • @tigerbait2617
      @tigerbait2617 Před 4 lety +23

      SalaComMander Yep. Cliff. One of the best Cheers episodes.

    • @sahana6292
      @sahana6292 Před 4 lety

      I would like but it’s at 696

    • @tigerbait2617
      @tigerbait2617 Před 4 lety +1

      Make like your hairline, And recede. Not anymore. Do it.

    • @sahana6292
      @sahana6292 Před 4 lety

      Tom Sarsfield Lmao k thanks for the update

    • @jinxja4308
      @jinxja4308 Před 3 lety

      Was looking for this comment bc it took me out lmaooo

  • @nursehellamusic
    @nursehellamusic Před 7 měsíci +3

    Ken was like "I'm so far ahead on this imma say the funny shit and take an L" he's so good to us xD

  • @wolfyakuza9076
    @wolfyakuza9076 Před 4 lety +3840

    “Name something only worn by children”
    “Clothes”

  • @Greenguy60
    @Greenguy60 Před 4 lety +8861

    Bro imagine the balls it took to come out on national tv in those days

    • @yojez
      @yojez Před 4 lety +729

      Damien Green from his reaction I’m guessing he was joking but based upon his reaction and the freudian slip I think the host wasn’t

    • @ScalyRaptor1944
      @ScalyRaptor1944 Před 4 lety +18

      Lol

    • @luluwu1343
      @luluwu1343 Před 4 lety +484

      @@yojez yeah it would've had to be a joke, even if he was truly homosexual at the time that show was made it was literally illegal to be homosexual and so it was a good move for the presenter to flip the meaning around.

    • @dreamdesk7258
      @dreamdesk7258 Před 4 lety +5

      None because everyone was just as stupid as you

    • @Greenguy60
      @Greenguy60 Před 4 lety +57

      Dream Desk what’s that supposed to mean

  • @sarahmerriman3633
    @sarahmerriman3633 Před rokem +2

    0:53, casual reminder that this guy now hosts Jeopardy.

  • @lemmythebulldog8812
    @lemmythebulldog8812 Před rokem +2

    “Hedda Tessing”
    “Helen Alving”
    “Knut Brovik”
    “Are 3 people that have never been in my kitchen I don’t know!”
    Funniest answer

  • @belowocean
    @belowocean Před 3 lety +3532

    Host: Asks questions that are obviously sexual answer bait
    Competitor: answers sexually
    Host: surprised pikachu face

    • @pumkin610
      @pumkin610 Před 3 lety +178

      This is exactly what steve harvey does all the time, he fully expects it but he has to go "HUH?!"

    • @MUHAMMADLANE
      @MUHAMMADLANE Před 3 lety +98

      @@pumkin610 *A HYUH HYUEH, WHAT YO ASS SAY?*

    • @Irfan87
      @Irfan87 Před 3 lety +19

      @@MUHAMMADLANE Lmao this comment

    • @matthewvarney1019
      @matthewvarney1019 Před 3 lety +17

      Steve Harvey in a nutshell

    • @VitaEmerald324
      @VitaEmerald324 Před 3 lety +17

      Steve Harvey on Family Feud: 👁👄👁

  • @LetustheDragon
    @LetustheDragon Před 4 lety +960

    Q: Name something you feel before you buy it.
    A: Excited.
    he's not really wrong..

    • @kaleorwhatever
      @kaleorwhatever Před 4 lety +5

      You can't buy excited tho..

    • @tadople9677
      @tadople9677 Před 4 lety +16

      Kale University r/woooosh

    • @kaleorwhatever
      @kaleorwhatever Před 4 lety +4

      @@tadople9677 Yeah, but he said the guy wasn't wrong. But the guy is wrong. Sooo...

    • @pepijn2456
      @pepijn2456 Před 4 lety +4

      @@kaleorwhatever before you buy (the movie) It

    • @kaleorwhatever
      @kaleorwhatever Před 4 lety +1

      @@pepijn2456 Oh, ok. That makes sense lol

  • @relser187
    @relser187 Před rokem +4

    That lady with that buff guy understood the assignment and immediately shook hers, love it!

  • @SuperDZ555
    @SuperDZ555 Před rokem +4

    IN THAT MAN'S DEFENSE I HAVE NEVER HEARD AN IMMORAL PLEASURE SEEKER BE CALLED A RAKE

    • @seannolan9857
      @seannolan9857 Před 5 měsíci

      You need to read more classic literature featuring rakish young lads.

  • @changeabletornado2828
    @changeabletornado2828 Před 3 lety +8495

    Host: “Have you got a boyfriend Michael”?
    Michael:
    Host “IM SORRY IM SORRY, have you got a girlfriend?”
    Michael: “Nah, I’m gay.”
    Host: 👁👄👁

  • @MetalMarauder
    @MetalMarauder Před 4 lety +1417

    “Where, on average, do women have the curliest hair?”
    “Crotch!”
    “I’m sorry the answer we were looking for was Fiji”

  • @gr8potatosaurusofthunderfart

    Older people always say to me that TV was less lewd and people were more decent in the old days ... After watching this I suspect they weren't so different after all... 🤣🤣🤣

  • @NoriMori1992
    @NoriMori1992 Před rokem +2

    11:30 "I'm not _that_ big Karen!" Holy shit 😂

  • @bi_cycle
    @bi_cycle Před 4 lety +1305

    "Jolly green giant"
    "I'm not that big, Karen"
    MAKE THIS A MEME

    • @peacemouse
      @peacemouse Před 4 lety +1

      YES

    • @katherinehearnet7533
      @katherinehearnet7533 Před 4 lety +1

      Absolutely

    • @jeeeff1435
      @jeeeff1435 Před 4 lety +4

      Why dont you make it yourself?

    • @jerotoro2021
      @jerotoro2021 Před 4 lety +4

      "Honey, I spoke to the manager, and they would NOT refund my purchase, go in and yell at them!"
      "I'm not that big, Karen"

  • @apatheticpanda182
    @apatheticpanda182 Před 4 lety +1484

    This is the reason why most shows are scripted these days

  • @lilythebassetpuppy
    @lilythebassetpuppy Před 11 měsíci +3

    If I was paid a dollar for every time I used that extremely common phrase, "An ace of kidneys", I'd... definitely not have a dollar.

  • @jamesniagu274
    @jamesniagu274 Před 5 měsíci +1

    “A group of pill pushers”😂😂
    That was a great guess😂

  • @ihorvoronchak8191
    @ihorvoronchak8191 Před 3 lety +21236

    “Do you have a boyfriend?”
    “Wait no. Do you have a girlfriend?”
    “I’m gay”
    That killed me

    • @hav1n254
      @hav1n254 Před 3 lety +243

      Same

    • @jagermeister-3812
      @jagermeister-3812 Před 2 lety +444

      Just like how the Middle East- wait, never mind

    • @sexycowman
      @sexycowman Před 2 lety +1016

      @@KB-fk3jj nobody booed. He did however deflect the possibility of homosexuals by saying that gay just meant happy.

    • @avideogamemaster
      @avideogamemaster Před 2 lety +245

      And I think the guy said he is gay just as a joke too

    • @matthewhollier
      @matthewhollier Před 2 lety +128

      @@sexycowman
      Gay did just mean happy for pretty much everyone in that audience for most of their lives. But I guess if you can’t find oppression, you make it up.

  • @notroy9376
    @notroy9376 Před 3 lety +8179

    "Do you have a boyfriend"
    "..."
    "Sorry i mean do you have a Girlfriend"
    "No I'm gay"
    Best line in any show EVER

  • @williamroe8905
    @williamroe8905 Před 6 měsíci +2

    the confidence with "uh .... an ace of kidneys ❗ " got me

  • @James670
    @James670 Před 11 měsíci +2

    "Ten decades" makes me so happy.

  • @feartheghus
    @feartheghus Před 4 lety +2420

    The guy and girl who thought his mother lived 10 decades are truly meant for each other and I don’t know if that’s good or bad.

    • @scifisuede
      @scifisuede Před 4 lety +72

      There really is someone for everyone!

    • @JM-ij1om
      @JM-ij1om Před 4 lety +11

      Thought the same thing lol!

    • @OneFloofyBooper
      @OneFloofyBooper Před 4 lety +73

      She just knows that he's an idiot

    • @savannahjohnson633
      @savannahjohnson633 Před 4 lety +82

      I'm torn though.. the look on her face made me think she might have known what a decade was, but knew he wouldn't.. or knew what he thought it meant.. maybe not tho. Lol.

    • @richrichard9038
      @richrichard9038 Před 4 lety +8

      Hopefully they don't reproduce.

  • @user-uk5jl6vt9n
    @user-uk5jl6vt9n Před 4 lety +1601

    If these took place on a more modern tv show the comments would be nothing but “the younger generations just keep getting dumber”

  • @itheman6s766
    @itheman6s766 Před 28 dny +2

    “Got a boyfriend? I’M SORRY! …….I was just trying to get off the subject of schools! I’m sorry, Michael. I fo- fo- forgive me. A GIRLfriend, have you got a girlfriend?”
    “No, I’m gay.”
    *Mission failed successfully*

  • @BaePlatinum
    @BaePlatinum Před rokem +1

    1:09 “Who are three people who’ve never been in my kitchen, I don’t know.” Stellar.

  • @bunksoup8137
    @bunksoup8137 Před 3 lety +1895

    It was a simpler time when your average adults had a 6th grade education.

    • @52flyingbicycles
      @52flyingbicycles Před 3 lety +40

      Everyone poo-poos high school education. Yeah, they could be better... a LOT better, but people have no idea what it was like before diplomas were the norm

    • @independentfilmchannel1476
      @independentfilmchannel1476 Před 3 lety +3

      +Bunk Soup. Are you in sixth grade presently? Your knowledge of history is pathetic.

    • @damendolloff9332
      @damendolloff9332 Před 3 lety +15

      @@independentfilmchannel1476 what are you even trying to argue lmao, you're as intelligent as all the women in this video lol

    • @KaneRobot
      @KaneRobot Před 3 lety +5

      Judging by some of the answers I see on Wheel of Fortune these days, not much has changed

    • @independentfilmchannel1476
      @independentfilmchannel1476 Před 3 lety +2

      @@damendolloff9332 If you truly think the average adult in the 1970s had only a sixth grade education, you are too dumb to live.

  • @Vexxy197
    @Vexxy197 Před rokem +1

    “You got a boyfriend? Sorry, you got a girlfriend?”
    “Nah I’m gay 🫤”