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  • čas přidán 18. 08. 2015
  • John Stone goes undercover to take down a biker gang or whatever who cares
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  • @t1p9d
    @t1p9d Před 5 lety +45

    Fun fact: the Capitol scenes were mostly shot at the Arkansas State Capitol rather than in Mississippi, because Arkansas was cheaper and let them get away with Wilder stunts.

    • @zombiedodge1426
      @zombiedodge1426 Před rokem +5

      This would have been when Bill Clinton was governor!
      For once, it was people in Mississippi saying "Thank God for Arkansas" and not the other way around.

  • @tonywilliams6428
    @tonywilliams6428 Před 7 lety +51

    "Unconventional pet? I'm starting to think this guy doesn't play by the rules!" lol!

  • @monkeymouse
    @monkeymouse Před 9 lety +64

    "Ask not what your pork chop can do for you; ask what you can do for your bulldozer."

    • @KaladinVegapunk
      @KaladinVegapunk Před 5 lety

      Is it just me or does the dark haired bearded biker in that scene totally look like Robert Z'Dar? The one with the skull shirt on the left as Bishop says the line and points the gun haha
      I couldnt tell, the beard was where his iconic jaw would be
      turns out it wasnt him but totally looked like him

  • @KawaiiNai
    @KawaiiNai Před 8 lety +39

    LMAO! "Hand grenade on a public sidewalk. Right out of the Comcast customer service playbook."

  • @edgarallanlovecraft5485
    @edgarallanlovecraft5485 Před 8 lety +109

    If Zap Rosdower and Rip Chunk-Rock from "Space Mutiny" had a baby it would look like Brian Bosworth

  • @purdhupley7864
    @purdhupley7864 Před rokem +9

    Fun fact: Was stuck next to Boz in a traffic jam on the I5 during 15 minutes he played for Seattle. Gave him the finger. He gave me the double finger. Then we both laughed. His lane was the first to start moving and we waved at each other. #BrushesWithAlmostGreatness

  • @naturesinterface6663
    @naturesinterface6663 Před 4 lety +13

    "my god. tiny rectangular shades: he's changed the game!"

  • @BigHush
    @BigHush Před 3 lety +13

    "What's in the robe, a DOG or something?"

  • @pdlbean
    @pdlbean Před 8 lety +75

    I'm just gonna start saying "This could be the biggest pork chop I ever ate, or my bulldozer" in regular conversation

    • @homebuiltindoorplane
      @homebuiltindoorplane Před 8 lety +1

      +pdlbean hahahaha

    • @E3Racer1
      @E3Racer1 Před 8 lety +1

      +pdlbean I think it's now called a metaphive. While watching the cast & crew only preview of it, the guy would did the cutting of that scene yelled out, "OH SH|T!"

    • @edgarallanlovecraft5485
      @edgarallanlovecraft5485 Před 8 lety +1

      +pdlbean Do you mind if I regard you as a kind of God?

    • @jbellflower83
      @jbellflower83 Před 2 lety +1

      Yeah, my dad used to say that to my mom before sex.

  • @RaoulDuke77
    @RaoulDuke77 Před 7 lety +31

    "Taint sweat. One hours worth."

  • @WAAAAAAAAAAAY
    @WAAAAAAAAAAAY Před 9 lety +46

    "You got balls of steel, Stone"
    Totally worth writing a character with that name just to have that line ha
    :)

  • @cakelies
    @cakelies Před 8 lety +29

    "We got a black guy and a woman now, so shut up!" xD

  • @crazypants88
    @crazypants88 Před 4 lety +35

    Why would the cop with the most biker related arrests be ideal for an undercover job into a biker club? Wouldn't that make it far more likely his cover would be blown?

    • @inactive120
      @inactive120 Před rokem

      my thoughts exactly

    • @gregarioustumours2397
      @gregarioustumours2397 Před rokem

      Lol overthinking it. The writer didn't so why should we?😂

    • @bobcobb3654
      @bobcobb3654 Před 9 měsíci +1

      Same reason a DA could get a new trial to demand a harsher sentence for a convict. The writer just needed words to put between the chases, fights, boobs, and explosions.

  • @t1p9d
    @t1p9d Před 8 lety +15

    We've become a Sons of Monarchy!

  • @elizabethhollins5988
    @elizabethhollins5988 Před 4 lety +14

    "that's just how mullet giants greet eachother"

  • @specialpatrolgroup92
    @specialpatrolgroup92 Před 7 lety +13

    "An unconventional pet?! I'm starting to think this ghuy doesn't play by the rules!" This and R.O.T.O.R are two of my favourites XD WHats in. The robe- a daawg or something?

  • @SNESdrunk
    @SNESdrunk Před 5 lety +25

    Ruin his credit score, yeah!

  • @alexjaybrady
    @alexjaybrady Před 7 lety +34

    Starring roided-out Mike Nelson

  • @jeffreyriley8742
    @jeffreyriley8742 Před 8 lety +20

    10:30 "It's the Southern Seinfeld!"

  • @rachelalicea500
    @rachelalicea500 Před 7 lety +43

    Is it me or does Brian Bosworth look like he could be John Cena's dad?

    • @prince_of_cats
      @prince_of_cats Před 5 lety +1

      Rachel Alicea he do

    • @notyou8716
      @notyou8716 Před 4 lety

      @@prince_of_cats Actually, it's "he DOES".

    • @notyou8716
      @notyou8716 Před 4 lety

      Alot of white men have similar facial bone structures. Sometimes I honestly have difficulty telling them apart in certain films.

    • @LightForger
      @LightForger Před 3 lety +1

      He looks like a hybrid of Shawn michaels, Randy Orton, and John Cena

    • @fromthecheapseats7126
      @fromthecheapseats7126 Před 3 lety

      @@LightForger Cena & Michaels I can definitely see, but how does he resemble Orton?

  • @maxbrandt6
    @maxbrandt6 Před 8 lety +15

    God, the riffs on this movie....too funny!

  • @reginald3874
    @reginald3874 Před 5 lety +9

    Mike does a hilarious Seinfeld impression every time

  • @adamfowler350
    @adamfowler350 Před 2 lety +2

    "This is gonna be the biggest pork chop I ever ate.....or my bulldozer" LOL wtf?

  • @TheNaturalPatHarris
    @TheNaturalPatHarris Před 8 lety +19

    Brian Bosworth almost did play DukeNukem in the first failed attempt at a live action movie

    • @cambellfan22
      @cambellfan22 Před 7 lety +8

      TheNaturalPatHarris he would have been awesome

    • @crazyfvck
      @crazyfvck Před 5 lety

      @TheNaturalPatHarris That's why they mentioned it :P

    • @tetsuoswrath
      @tetsuoswrath Před 2 lety +1

      Dolph is the only man capable of playing Duke accurately. :{

  • @brianu2229
    @brianu2229 Před 7 lety +7

    7:25 Cuz if you're going to do a drug deal, do it in a public place, don't bother to hide it, and have your dealer stand out as much as a gang of bikers would at a high-class club.

    • @FreejackVesa
      @FreejackVesa Před 11 měsíci +1

      Damn, ive been doing it all wrong.

  • @Hollyberrystreats
    @Hollyberrystreats Před 8 lety +15

    Mike's Southern Seinfeld sounds a lot like his Barney Fife

  • @cityhawk
    @cityhawk Před 5 lety +11

    Brian Bosworth is what happens when you don’t plan for your life after the NFL.

  • @jonmackey159
    @jonmackey159 Před 8 lety +22

    So that's what it would look like if 1985 and 1987 had a inbred baby lol

  • @alexjaybrady
    @alexjaybrady Před 7 lety +6

    Fake Syd Vicious looks a lot like Johnny Rotton

  • @zerosysko
    @zerosysko Před 7 lety +5

    0:21 "Don Triscuttoni" lol.

  • @jamesremington8056
    @jamesremington8056 Před 4 lety +3

    Why do I feel like if this movie were made for even less money it would have starred Reb Brown?

  • @vegabonzo73
    @vegabonzo73 Před 7 lety +2

    "Sorry, these were wrapped around my gun" 😂😂

  • @DR-420-69
    @DR-420-69 Před 2 lety +1

    was not ready for Banana Hammock reveal at 2:05

  • @crazyfvck
    @crazyfvck Před 6 lety +15

    I had a good chuckle when I saw the bearded guy from Terminator 2. Does he play a biker in every movie that he's in? :P

    • @stevenatkinson1049
      @stevenatkinson1049 Před 5 lety +3

      crazyfvck he was also in Near Dark. Not sure if he was a biker but he was in a bar at the counter. He seemed to have bad luck in bars!

    • @overcastandhaze
      @overcastandhaze Před 4 lety +1

      "You forgot to say please..."

    • @stevenatkinson1049
      @stevenatkinson1049 Před 3 lety

      @Cletus Ross I know.

    • @RavnerRavner
      @RavnerRavner Před 2 lety

      Character actors rarely branch out too far

  • @vandelayofficial492
    @vandelayofficial492 Před 6 lety +4

    7:01 "Swank! Ten times as addictive as marijuana!"

  • @nworbrelytthefirst
    @nworbrelytthefirst Před 8 lety +12

    11:16 Mac's dad from "always sunny"!

  • @ghostexorcist
    @ghostexorcist Před 6 lety +3

    I woke up my entire apartment building laughing at 7:00

  • @EXPLISITemcee
    @EXPLISITemcee Před 7 lety +4

    The Lizard was mocking the cop by oinking...

  • @philipzamora4259
    @philipzamora4259 Před 8 lety +4

    This episode looks hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing at all their wisecracks. So good.

  • @charleroi66
    @charleroi66 Před rokem +1

    Lance Erickson doing his best John Wick 4 impression at the end there

  • @mst3k54
    @mst3k54 Před 8 lety +6

    I emailed Rifftrax for years asking them to do 'Stone Cold!'

  • @rstevens1836
    @rstevens1836 Před rokem +1

    Not lying: I saw Boz at a 'Hawks game where he raised the 12 flag before the game. The crowd gave a polite applause, but not many 12s in Seattle still aren't wild about him. Still, got to see John Stone live! (No mullet, thankfully.)

  • @madamx7422
    @madamx7422 Před 8 lety +6

    0:32 1985 + 1987 = 1991? yeah, that sounds about right.

  • @davidconway6874
    @davidconway6874 Před 4 lety +2

    You got balls of stone, Steele. See it works either way.

  • @heyitsthatmadhatterperson117

    Supermarket Sweep is way more intense than I remember

  • @turdferguson7105
    @turdferguson7105 Před 7 lety +10

    Who ruined the picture of my butt....lmao

  • @Chipotleadvisory
    @Chipotleadvisory Před 4 lety +5

    You know it’s in moments like these I remember my father’s last words which were “Don’t son, that gun is loaded”

  • @StanSwan
    @StanSwan Před 3 lety +1

    "Taint sweat"? lol Laughing my head off!

  • @bradperkins4669
    @bradperkins4669 Před 4 lety +2

    And keep his pork chops out of my bulldozer. Lmao!!!

  • @Rozilla
    @Rozilla Před 3 lety +2

    3:40 That's just how mullet giants greet each other 🤣

  • @danchallis805
    @danchallis805 Před 6 lety +5

    Commander Kalgan, take me away!

  • @vandelayofficial492
    @vandelayofficial492 Před 7 lety +7

    "We got a black guy and a woman now, so shut up!"

  • @redheadboyyy123
    @redheadboyyy123 Před 7 lety +3

    "Taint sweat, one hour's worth."

  • @ilikethecokev2
    @ilikethecokev2 Před 3 lety +2

    Not a SINGLE Stunner in this movie. I am disappointed.

  • @mkowboy13
    @mkowboy13 Před 2 lety +2

    I can’t think of a better biker movie

  • @paxhumana2015
    @paxhumana2015 Před 8 lety +16

    Did they just make a Final Fight reference in this movie?

  • @user-bw3oh5jy7n
    @user-bw3oh5jy7n Před 4 měsíci

    Better than anything you will get in this day and age
    CGI

  • @JoshuaResnick-qd7ln
    @JoshuaResnick-qd7ln Před 5 lety +2

    I just wanted Forsythe to get his damn hot dogs.

  • @EXPLISITemcee
    @EXPLISITemcee Před 7 lety +5

    Doesn't Charlie Sheen have a movie like this?

  • @danchallis805
    @danchallis805 Před 6 lety +12

    I never really understood the point of the movie. Is Stone supposed to be SO unconventional that it's meant to be cool that he completely fails and the movie ends in almost complete disaster? In the end he struts off like he's Badass #1 when he completely failed his mission and let the entire Mississippi Supreme Court, the D.A. (and probably future governor) as well as countless other civilians get gunned down in cold blood.

    • @yohei72
      @yohei72 Před 4 lety

      I have the same question, but for Bond in Skyfall.

    • @BobPapadopoulos
      @BobPapadopoulos Před 3 lety +2

      He wasn't the acting security force that let an entire armed biker gang into a closed court proceeding, and stopping such a thing from happening is not typically the domain of an undercover officer.

    • @Mama-eu1ss
      @Mama-eu1ss Před rokem

      You seem to have use more brain cells than anyone who actually worked on this movie 🤔🤣

  • @TerrySilverhand
    @TerrySilverhand Před 2 lety +1

    Lol the main guy looks like Randy Orton if he had a mullet

  • @nomatchesformikey7768
    @nomatchesformikey7768 Před 8 lety +2

    Olivertwiztid, your icon alone takes me to a happier place.

    • @elafimilo8199
      @elafimilo8199 Před 5 lety

      Well, yours does the same for me. And your username. XD
      I don't care if he climbs in through your window stark naked in the middle of the night! You don't give no matches to Mikey!

  • @chrisnemec5644
    @chrisnemec5644 Před 4 lety +1

    I have a cousin that went to school with Bosworth. She said nobody liked him at all then either.

  • @EXPLISITemcee
    @EXPLISITemcee Před 7 lety +15

    They need to remake this movie with Steve Austin

  • @TheImperiusv
    @TheImperiusv Před 4 lety +4

    "Arabella Holzbog" is the dorkiest female name I can imagine. That must be why her career never took off.

  • @felicity4711
    @felicity4711 Před 8 lety +4

    6:34 Sudden Tommy Lee Jones accent!

  • @simonbyrd6518
    @simonbyrd6518 Před 6 lety +2

    I know it's not a "riff," but still disappointed you didn't include "cleanup on aisle 4."

  • @MoMo-xb7nr
    @MoMo-xb7nr Před 2 lety

    @4:16 did the biker shit his pants but still have the seconcond portion prairie dogging it hahahahaha

  • @kellyweingart3692
    @kellyweingart3692 Před 3 lety

    “I’m with the FBI...oops!” 😂

  • @jamesfrank3213
    @jamesfrank3213 Před 3 lety +1

    Think the Army won't notice a combat helicopter missing?

  • @jer2dabear
    @jer2dabear Před rokem +1

    3:39 that guy looks like Kenny Omega

  • @ClassicWrestlingReview
    @ClassicWrestlingReview Před 8 lety +3

    So they made a Mr. Socko reference, but no Stone Cold Steve Austin reference? I guess that would have been too easy.

    • @RaderizDorret
      @RaderizDorret Před 8 lety +4

      That's the mark of good comedy. Try not to go for the easy ones all the time.

  • @jspring9588
    @jspring9588 Před 7 lety +2

    3:39 Kenny Omega?!?!?

  • @captain_hat6247
    @captain_hat6247 Před 6 lety +3

    5:18-5:23
    What the Hell does that even mean?

  • @Grindhouseification
    @Grindhouseification Před 8 lety +2

    No Joke on Lance Henriksen's "Loaded Gun" Line?

  • @stealthcheck
    @stealthcheck Před 5 lety +1

    He looks so much like Randy Orton, it's tripping me out. lol

  • @stephensmith7327
    @stephensmith7327 Před 2 lety

    I'm suprised they didn't make the March to Unite The Right reference with the torches. "That's the difrence between those bougie Nazis vs the honest working Nazi, real torches."

  • @ussstropicana
    @ussstropicana Před rokem

    0:21 Redefining ''Putting on the Ritz'".

  • @JamaicanCastle
    @JamaicanCastle Před 6 lety +2

    Am I the only one who thinks the guy buying the chopper at 11:16 looks exactly like Seth from the first Command & Conquer? He even has the same hat... and the same sense of subtlety (i.e. none whatsoever). Sadly this movie lacks a villainous bald guy to off him.

    • @soultopus
      @soultopus Před 6 lety +2

      And at 12:02, it's Ted Cruz!

  • @fluffiiesnutz
    @fluffiiesnutz Před 6 lety +2

    I loved this movie so did my little sister.

  • @wickedmuffin76
    @wickedmuffin76 Před 3 měsíci

    "Bless you motherfu...my son"

  • @EXPLISITemcee
    @EXPLISITemcee Před 7 lety +2

    Much like Cobra...intro

  • @spencerbeales8965
    @spencerbeales8965 Před rokem

    Surprised stone didn't hear all that machine gun fire in that store.

  • @jbellflower83
    @jbellflower83 Před 3 lety +1

    Why is Lance Henrikson always playing these types of charecters. CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME!!!

  • @Blueskybuffalo
    @Blueskybuffalo Před 3 lety

    I just overdosed on early 90s coolness

  • @gabrielaubry1334
    @gabrielaubry1334 Před 7 lety +1

    Did the makers of Stone Cold also work with the Breasts Council and Imprint Film?

  • @collinsnider4179
    @collinsnider4179 Před 4 lety

    0:13-I want to party with this dude!

  • @WinkstheBeast
    @WinkstheBeast Před 8 lety +7

    4:04 to 4:17.. most horrific pan in film history.

    • @Crackmandan
      @Crackmandan Před 8 lety +2

      +WinkstheBeast Nazi flag for fun...(girls naked) more fun...kid pushing a stroller...ok what the hell?

    • @greedyd5524
      @greedyd5524 Před 6 lety +1

      You don’t like naked women?

    • @JamaicanCastle
      @JamaicanCastle Před 6 lety +3

      You know what, in under 15 seconds it managed to communicate three location cues. That's better than a *lot* of Rifftrax movies. This movie manages to at least move along at a decent clip, even if it is moving from nonsensical gunplay to gratuitous boobs to pointless explosions.

  • @KaladinVegapunk
    @KaladinVegapunk Před 5 lety +2

    I was super surprised to see Bishop in this stinker haha, Lance henrikson must have had bills to pay

  • @mixmastermurphy
    @mixmastermurphy Před 4 lety

    "Sorry, sir. I gotta inspect your load?"
    Was that guy Allen Covert? The main guy from Grandma's Boy?

  • @loulie1997
    @loulie1997 Před 8 lety +2

    Wait, steel or stone? X'D

  • @legacyteam5581
    @legacyteam5581 Před 6 lety +1

    Are those bikes made by the same people who made the Ford Pinto?

  • @jessejames7757
    @jessejames7757 Před 17 dny

    Not only is inbreeding common in Northern states it's legal.

  • @stombstone
    @stombstone Před 3 lety

    0:32 Oh look it's Mullet John Cena

  • @felicity4711
    @felicity4711 Před 8 lety +6

    12:02 Ted Cruz?

  • @KaladinVegapunk
    @KaladinVegapunk Před 5 lety +2

    ive loved Mike Bill and Kevin for years, watched MST3K as a kid in the 90s, followed rifftrax from day one
    i love their countless awesome references, hilarious bits and jokes..
    But theres one thing they do that bugs me, and thats always shit talk pineapple on pizza haha..
    Its good as fuck, anyone who doesnt like it either hasnt tried it or just doesnt like pineapple
    it compliments the meat so well, especially if you get green peppers too to balance out the flavor with a little salt and texture, sausage/pep mixed with GP and pineapple, either on thin or pan and especially with white sauce, is the best goddamn pizza

    • @PatTheBatmanFan
      @PatTheBatmanFan Před 3 lety +3

      That was a thoughtful, impassioned argument.
      Still wrong though.

  • @jeremiahdansereau2950
    @jeremiahdansereau2950 Před 2 lety

    12:02 Is that Kurt Russel!?!

  • @user-bw3oh5jy7n
    @user-bw3oh5jy7n Před 4 měsíci

    Hey I'll take these types of movies of the shit they are putting out in this day and age

  • @Rawk4Life
    @Rawk4Life Před 6 lety +1

    Did I see Shawn Michaels in the first 20 seconds?

  • @jasonmorgan8626
    @jasonmorgan8626 Před rokem

    He started going faster why diddnt i think of that?😅😅😅