"Good thing he wore his tactical Cosby sweater." "Please take this moment seriously even though he looks like he blew up in an Itchy and Scratchy cartoon."
Peyton Manning was the biggest. Though at the start when shaving a detected a hint of pathetic version of Nick Cage...scratch that, a more pathetic version of Nick Cage.
That guy does look a little like Peyton Manning, but he really looks like the love child of an unholy union of Peyton Manning, Ben Gazzara, and Robert Englund. In equal measure.
12:36 I love the cardboard window frame. Just something about the insanely huge explosion that would have killed everything within a 200 yard radius gets me laughing uncontrollably every time.
Edgewood always makes movies that are just functional. A basic kitchen appliance with no bells or whistles. All the basic elements are there but every moment is done in the most basic, unimpressive fashion. It's not hurting anyone, and no one really cares.
All the references to the "boys"/"young men" who attacked him just reminds me of all the lines about Buzz the Icky Elf from "Girl in Gold Boots" and how 'young' he was supposed to be ("He's just a child!").
I am glad that Chile has not sued Texas for flag design infringement. It nearly made me think that the set designers threw a random flag up and hoped nobody would notice.
I agree. They’re not even bad, just…efficiency-minded. They’re not unprofessional, just limited in execution by budget. He’s kept his company in business for decades, and that means something.
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An actual assassin wouldn’t have gone for the explosion as plan A. It’s hard to plausibly deny an explosion, especially one coming from something which cannot usually explode, like a cake. Not to mention all the innocent collateral damage (beyond the random kids). Agent 47 would have made him choke on the cake somehow.
I get the feeling that Don Mogavero came into a sum of money around 1995, spent all of it on his 3 movies, and then went back to his previous life in 1998.
I KEEP seeing Peyton Manning in this...either I've watched too much football or too many bad movies. And 7:31 Just saw Tom Brady! 🤣 The doberman at 11:35 was cute tho. "Nice doggy."
I'm guessing "Those unemployed adult males having a group midlife crisis are bad news," was too long a line. Or the screenwriter wasn't up to writing it. Or something.
My “close relative”wears the exact jeans in this movie (because he weighs the same as he did in 1996 and has always owed 45 pairs of them. Yes he really has 45 perfectly useable pairs), tucks in his “midlife crisis motorcycle brand” t shirt and wears New Balance tennis shoes.
@@Jarumo76So their pick for live action Leisure Suit Larry is Alternate Universe Jim Belushi/Alternate Universe Peyton Manning? Man...I REALLY don't know a THING about the Leisure Suit Larry series...
When I saw the Chilean flag behind the gah-vernment official, I thought, "He's President of Texas?" Then I remembered, "Oh, right. That's Chile's flag." Normally this could be an honest mistake, but...I was born, raised, and live in Texas. Shame.
So they set off a bomb in *front* of the building... which blows the first story of the building *forward*... and the upper story... just collapses onto the first story? Maybe that guy should be making simulations for those Loose Change people.
"I don't want revenge, I want retribution."
So, revenge, then.
They can afford those explosions and helicopters but they couldn't afford a lead who doesn't look and run and act like Homer Simpson?
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This ENTIRE movie..
I love those riffs that you forget about... and "Tactical Cosby Sweater" gets me every time. lol
"Good thing he wore his tactical Cosby sweater."
"Please take this moment seriously even though he looks like he blew up in an Itchy and Scratchy cartoon."
Chef Boy Ardee + Jim Belushi + Phil Collins = lead actor. It’s a whole vibe 😂
Peyton Manning 😂
Peyton Manning was the biggest.
Though at the start when shaving a detected a hint of pathetic version of Nick Cage...scratch that, a more pathetic version of Nick Cage.
From Castleton to flying in time machines to meager construction worker/chain wielding thug.......our butt chin hero has fallen on hard times
"Please take this moment seriously, even though he looks like he blew up in an 'Itchy and Scratchy' cartoon." 😹
That guy does look a little like Peyton Manning, but he really looks like the love child of an unholy union of Peyton Manning, Ben Gazzara, and Robert Englund. In equal measure.
The gah-ver-ment!
I feel like the "hero" needs a castleton t shirt
He can just borrow it from Nick at 10:35
They DEFINITELY went to the same school ...
Do they make shirts like that for men, too?
I would suggest a mullet too, but...
Such a Melbourne snob thing to say ..
"I'm a foreigner!! Mama Mia! Sac le bleu!!" 😂😂😂 I'm dying!!!
“Hey idiot, you forgot your room key”
“Now, it’s a birthday car”
“And I love handsome pool cleaner daddy, too”
“Come on in, grab a chain...let’s fight”
“If only there were land for lease”
“It’s a shame”
I lost it at the Nationwide joke
"I just gave this guy my gun!"
I just laughed real hard. I may have hurt something
Gotta love that new car smell...
4:07 "DOES ANYBODY NEED A REFILL?!" 🤣
Now legally is an employer allowed to ask "do they make that shirt for men, too?" lololol
"There is a part of you that is very ugly."
"A _PART?"_
I think it's called a 'face' =)
Mike's inflection kills me every time.
The shirt for men joke never gets old.
12:36 I love the cardboard window frame. Just something about the insanely huge explosion that would have killed everything within a 200 yard radius gets me laughing uncontrollably every time.
The whole sequence had me laughing to the point my stomach hurt
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@@fantastopotomusz oz d
Tonight on Myth Busters every single thing that just happened. Lol
"As a government official, I hate the government!"
Master Imaginariumdooblepopper I believe it’s pronounced “gah-vernment”
How can this guy have a mullet while simultaneously being bald?
Skullet.
The Billy Jean joke was worth everything.
"Clown head"....a seriously juvenile insult, while being accurate and funny as hell.
11:24 : "Then put a Commodore computer in your airplane and go back to 1776. Thanks, champ!"
ROTFL, God I love these guys ;D
Time Chasers reference, now back to our timeline so we can enjoy this joke again!! ♡🤪
To their credit. at 12:10 the _ARE_ using a Commodore computer ;D. An Amiga to be slightly more specific.
I've watched this 20 times. Jeezus it is hilarious
I love the guy who still paid before the city destroying bomb was ticking down to 0.
@@theHardyMonster1984 I didn't realize that. Omg, and of course the riff that goes along with it.
Edgewood always makes movies that are just functional. A basic kitchen appliance with no bells or whistles. All the basic elements are there but every moment is done in the most basic, unimpressive fashion. It's not hurting anyone, and no one really cares.
MariktheGunslinger
Whatever, Castleton snob.
They're the Days Inn of movies.
Oh man, we need a life size cardboard cut out of our hero at 15:38
Steve Railsback must have really needed the money.
All the references to the "boys"/"young men" who attacked him just reminds me of all the lines about Buzz the Icky Elf from "Girl in Gold Boots" and how 'young' he was supposed to be ("He's just a child!").
Well I guess teleporting might be a sign of youthfulness, so he's got that going for him.
While we're on the subject, I have to ask, do they make that shirt for men?
9:43...”Oh and officer, will you tell me where the hospital is...I seem to have a six pack lodged on my fist!”
"Grab a chain; let's fight."
I am glad that Chile has not sued Texas for flag design infringement. It nearly made me think that the set designers threw a random flag up and hoped nobody would notice.
I have a weak spot for Giancola's films. They're charming in a way that is rare for Rifftrax/MST3K films.
I agree. They’re not even bad, just…efficiency-minded. They’re not unprofessional, just limited in execution by budget. He’s kept his company in business for decades, and that means something.
Congratulations, Michael Tarantino from Time Chasers. You're no longer the least believable action hero in cinema.
Now hold on... maybe they can split the title.
Payton Manning is a nice guy. I'm sure he'd be willing to share the title.
@horaciosi What about 'porn-stache guy' from Dark Future? :D
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So he went to the "Geronimo of Final Justice" school of getting policewomen to commit professional suicide by helping him.
An actual assassin wouldn’t have gone for the explosion as plan A. It’s hard to plausibly deny an explosion, especially one coming from something which cannot usually explode, like a cake. Not to mention all the innocent collateral damage (beyond the random kids). Agent 47 would have made him choke on the cake somehow.
Or thrown a fish/briefcase
(sinister 47 voice) "It's my first day."
You said it: an "actual assassin".... which this guy is definitely NOT.
"Oh, mirror, don't remind him! He's been through enough!" ROFL
DOES *ANYBODY* NEED A REFILL?!?!!
Escaped con checks into a motel in his orange jumpsuit...hokay.
that would still make him the LEAST suspicious-looking guy to ever check into a rural motel
"And I love handsome, pool cleaner daddy, too."
Mama Mia, Sacre bleu
Imagine a movie in which a nondescript man was on the lead role as a secret agent.
6:30 Ah, I see Peter Harrington was promoted from his job getting shot in Time Chasers to his new job getting shot in Pressure Point.
Peyton Manning in his forgotten film debut.
Gotta love the piano in that action chase across the lawn. Straight outta The Room.
Larry Fine, action hero!
what kind of total idiot would get into a fight while being an escaped felon? Jesus...
My absolute favourite line in this is: "And this is how he earned the nickname 'The Greg Louganis of Garbage'".
"Oh, mirror. Come on. Don't remind him." LOL Why does sarcasm feel so good?
Especially with this guy.
Jack Reacher + Roadhouse + any Steven Seagal movie + any Charles Bronson movie = Pressure Point.
- any actors remotely near even D-list.
2:14...”The people of our country are famous and proud for making barbells out of pound cake!”
The wish version of Jim Belushi
The guy has a lanky Bill Murray look to him
reformedfruit Lanky Bill Murray-man, the most subpar of super heroes!
You know this guy produced and directed the movie himself. Because no one thinks of Nerdy Phil Collins as an action hero.
It actually seems like it was shot well.
I get the feeling that Don Mogavero came into a sum of money around 1995, spent all of it on his 3 movies, and then went back to his previous life in 1998.
17:32 Female cop shoots the lock off of the truck carrying the super bomb.
"Tactical Cosby shirt." :D
Is Billie Jean your lover? I literally laughed out loud! Wiley Schmitt I'm binging all of your Rifftrax. Thanks!!!
9:07 I had to google Veronica Lake. After reading a little about her, I realize how great that comment is.
the frumpy hero!
lol "come on in, grab a chain, let's fight."
1:49 Senator Lindsey Graham, in a role that will surprise you.
“Attractiveness gap” 😂
I know why his wife divorced him, she had to go off and get married to Michael Garabaldi on Babylon 5.
It’s the chin butt man from time chaser
I KEEP seeing Peyton Manning in this...either I've watched too much football or too many bad movies. And 7:31 Just saw Tom Brady! 🤣
The doberman at 11:35 was cute tho. "Nice doggy."
GAHvernment!
Seriously, did they just run out of guys to cast for the lead and pick the passing janitor?
Anynom The lead wrote the script!
Uhhhh.....
That's Custodial Engineer to you, thank you VERY much. Lol
@@willtheangrydudeist9120 Dude, it's a Sanitorial Artist.
You're worried about that while I'm wondering what they were thinking when casting "those boys."
@@willtheangrydudeist9120 "Personal Environmental Microbiome Manager"
Does ANYBODY need a refill?!
7:48 It's the Castleton guy!
The guy that took the dart to the neck in the prison is the Castleton guys buddy in the airplane.
@@littleteethkeithIt's Michael MedDEAD!
11:35 Who’s he kidding? He’s never been to Melbourne.
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This was before Peyton Manning retired. He really wanted to take this role so he faked a neck injury.
"Somehow, this is his best angle"
I don't remember the last time I laughed so hard for 20 minutes 11 seconds.
Ha! That country is Chile, a south american country, and I'm currently REALLY close to that snowy mountains
Chile, where it's about the length, not the girth
That trio were in their early forties and older than the female cop- why does she keep calling them young and boys as though they're sixteen?
Bad casting
You wouldn't know it but they did just graduate high school...after about ten years
I'm guessing "Those unemployed adult males having a group midlife crisis are bad news," was too long a line. Or the screenwriter wasn't up to writing it. Or something.
@@ralicea4291 Oh no, they work for the discount Bond villain, remember.
@@NateSeanDiscount Bond Villain's Poorer Twin Brother.
18:23 Don Mogavero is so physically pathetic he could play Mort Goldman in a live action _Family Guy_ adaptation.
I can't believe they made no mention of Nick Miller being a thug in this movie
Big missed opportunity. Good thing they caught Pink Boy's cameo.
This guy is the ultimate combination of Uncle Larry from Perfect Strangers and Peyton Manning
My “close relative”wears the exact jeans in this movie (because he weighs the same as he did in 1996 and has always owed 45 pairs of them. Yes he really has 45 perfectly useable pairs), tucks in his “midlife crisis motorcycle brand” t shirt and wears New Balance tennis shoes.
So they make shirts like that for men?
I love the mental image, Karen Ruby. 😆😂 👖 new balance sneakers... I can PICTURE your Rico Suave relative so clearly!!
"I don't want revenge, I want retribution." So... the exact same thing?
"I'm foreign! Mamma Mia sacrebleu!"
That's Dwayne Barry from the X files.
Hmm. So Sebastian just runs around the latter part of the film looking like a hobo?
But I do have to ask, do they make that shirt he's wearing for men, or just uglier/Alternate Universe Jim Belushi/Peyton Manning?
If they were to ever make a Leisure Suit Larry live action film, they’ve found their man.
Holy shit, you're right !
@@Jarumo76So their pick for live action Leisure Suit Larry is Alternate Universe Jim Belushi/Alternate Universe Peyton Manning? Man...I REALLY don't know a THING about the Leisure Suit Larry series...
Always good to see Steve Railsback
The revolution will not be televised, it will…. go direct to video. LOL, one of my favorite riffs ever.
I like the Mike riffs that break Kevin and Bill like the Itchy and Scratchy joke.
Did I just watch a Simpsons episode?
Josh Russell
I’m afraid you did 🙁
8:32
I bet the writer thought that was so clever.
EDIT: If you don't know "Just for the taste of it" was a slogan used for Diet Coke in the late 80s.
Yup I immediately though of coke when he said it...I'm old.
@@madamx7422 Right there with ya, buddy
Free of the heavy hand of free gaaaaverment !
Like Peyton Manning's future self
At 7:38, they should have said "Huh, must be the pool guy." LOL
Not gonna lie, that she-cop is miles better than anything I've had in the last five years.
Anything you've...had? What?
"And so Sebastian became a Mormon missionary. But he went alone, because no one liked him."
lol
“Wait a minute, this isn’t my house”
“Ah!, I see the script has arrived”
Frasier trivia night 😂
“Harlan’s back”
Hey Time chaser cast
When I saw the Chilean flag behind the gah-vernment official, I thought, "He's President of Texas?" Then I remembered, "Oh, right. That's Chile's flag." Normally this could be an honest mistake, but...I was born, raised, and live in Texas. Shame.
Captain Bud Sturguess same dude, fucking same
5:50 LARRY LINVILLE?!?! An actual actor?!
That boss guy of those "boys" was in the devil's rejects. Poor guy had to do this movie? Aw
“She-boy?! Does he think he’s from Thailand?
👀😂😂🤣🤣🤣☠️
“Do they make that shirt for men too?
So they set off a bomb in *front* of the building... which blows the first story of the building *forward*... and the upper story... just collapses onto the first story? Maybe that guy should be making simulations for those Loose Change people.