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Hey wait a minute I ain't got no time for you Hey wait a minute You sound like that last guy i beat up End of the movie scene Hey wait a minute before you break my neck

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I love the most generic sounding 'American names' like Frank, Peggy, Steve and Joe.

I love the power(ed) glove. It's §8 bad!

When are they thing to riff the Trancers movies?

4:15 - So this is what the Auditor did before the _Hellraiser_ franchise?

That flick, Supersonic Man was so awful it makes those Mexican "luchador vs monsters" movies look like fine art cinema. 🤣

I always thought it was funny that the perimeter guards were permanently set up at a folding table.

Indian in the cupboard reference 8:30. That is a thing I thought I'd never hear about.

Assholes didn't give the waittress a lift home.

Mafia Priest Offering Forgiveness at the Confessional: Yes, yes, whatever you want. 😂

The "double Basic Instinct" riff was my favorite from this 😆

8:46 Its not even trying to hide the fact it's homoerotic.

4:17 Hey talking calculator, pretty sure us meatbags have been operating weapons with triggers long before you lot came along.

Looks like an old Doom2 level when they swap out the toxic barrels for flaming ones

The belt below white belt 😭 😂

Okay, I am stepping up my game. I am going to get a cat...

LOL when he goes from Canadian to Indian. “Them skeeters are biting the dickens!- UH! I see heap bad omen!” 😂

5:49 You're high aren't you

This is like a PHL 101 "Philosophy of Video Arts 101" class project. "Make a horror movie about bunnies."

"Put me down for twenty bucks AGAINST THE NINJAAAAAAA" 😂

"Worst Spiderman reboot ever."

Some how I feel like This movie already qualifies as a felony 😂

When you got movies like Joe Estevez in them you can't lose

Not only is inbreeding common in Northern states it's legal.

With this movie being written and direction by the star of the movie (because of course), I'm assuming this being made for TV is why we were spared a gratuitous & creepy makeout scene with a much younger and much more attractive love interest of the star.

It's honestly impressive how they found the most actors in the movie who both cannot emote AND pull off convincing accents, like that's an accomplishment these guys went out of their way to accomplish

I hate how the girl is the only one who lived but she is just using them to escape😢

..."The 'flying Grandmother' is also an ineffectual wrestling move."...😂

this is the exact midpoint between Battlestar Galactica and Dukes of Hazzard

“Now to form GWAR!”

You don't need permission to film people in public but a libturd wouldn't know that.

Fun fact: "faceless giant" is Italian for "Kirkland-brand Cyberman."

"We must unite the entire food court!" 😂

This makes "Plan 9" look like a Hitchcock movie 🤣

Two thumbs up!!! This is so hilarious 😂

It feels weird hearing someone point out the goofs of a comedy

Is Michael Scott the villain in this?

Kept waiting for the white dude to start signing californication

if this movie was remade today with a good director, great actors, a big budget, rewritten by the best screenwriters, music by an actual band who can write hit songs, and with an amazing fight coordinator, it would still suck.

2:00 I had one of those things when I was a kid back in the 90’s. My mom bought me one from the left brain right brain store back then…

Absolutely lost it at G-Wine

Really? The 3 dudes in the diner was the funniest part that required hardly any riffing. The first one goes into a karate stance, butt sticking out while the muscle head rips off his shirt just to get bitch slapped by R.O.T.O.R.

Can we all just blame lots of blow in 80's Miami for this? If it makes terrible music sound good then it must make awful scripts and actors look good also.

"Cocaine!? Grandma sends me the same gift every year". 😅

Great rifftrax for a movie that’s now 15 years old

15:49 - I remember sometime in 2015, I found a compilation of weird stuff recorded onto VHS, right on this very site. It had this exact scene in it - unriffed, of course. Glad to be able to know where it comes from!

Dale Cummings - Capt. Rohmer Born: August 9, 1933, Syracuse, NY Died: August 19, 2005 (age 72 years), Los Angeles, CA

“Your neckerchief is officially a war crime” 😂😂😂

“They look like Dippin’ Dots” 😂😂😂😂