To put how low budget this movie was in to perspective; when the two guys that the three mummies were meeting with in the sewer end up dead on the floor you can see clear as day that the actor laying on the ground to the left was wearing a pair of white tube socks with his period piece dress shoes and slacks lol. I love the Puppet Master franchise, and I am a man who owns no socks other than white over the calf tube socks and proudly wears them with any outfit, but I’ve always thought that was hilarious.
I was eating ice cream when Kevin said "Phil I said Leave the patio light on high, I SAID LEAVE IT ON HIGH!" I ended up spit laughing it on my monitor! :D
They are chock-full of references, including from literature. I just found out that one of my most bewildering moments from MST3K was a reference to "The Frogs," by Aristophanes.
they cut out my favorite part where the old man says they didn't need to pierce the guys neck with the ring and bill says, "WELL THEN WHAT WAS THE POINT OF ANY OF THIS??!" :P
I keep watching this one, cause it never stops being amusing seeing them react to all of the stuff in this movie, being a fan of the Puppet Master movies. Them being like 'what's this green stuff?' 'what's with all the Egyptian stuff?' 'why do the puppets look like that?' It's just so damn funny! Like when you make your friend watch a movie you love but he's never seen just to watch his utter confusion.
I'm not sure if it's true, because I haven't read THE DISASTER ARTIST, but apparently James Franco may have auditioned for Young Toulon. I didn't mind Greg in the role. Guy Rolfe's Toulon is still the best, though.
Glad to see the boys at Rifftrax tearing a Full Moon Studios movie to shreds. Hope they'll bear their riffing fangs and claws on the other Puppet Master movies and even Killjoy next.
Oh yeah. And just in case you folkses wanted the _"Who's Who"_ of *André Toulon's* Puppets, Circa The Paris Days: *Blade* (The Swordsmaster) *Six-Shooter* (The Gunner) *Pinhead* (The Muscle) *Tunneler AKA Drill Sergeant* (The Drillhead) *Doctor Death* (The Medic) *Cyclops* (The One-Eyed Freak)
Not sure why they tinted the stock footage blue. Unless it came that way. Supposedly the footage of the train was originally second unit footage filmed for PUPPET WARS: CURSE OF THE PUPPET MASTER. The first of a trilogy that was never produced.
ToylandChairman666 I think sometimes filmmakers tint stock footage to disguise the fact that it wasn’t made on the same kind of film, or in the same era. (For example, in the MST3K episode “Castle of Fu Manchu”, the ship sinking footage at the beginning was tinted blue to cover up the fact that it was originally in black and white!)
A tidbit I noticed: what country are they in at the beginning anyway ? Germany ? Austria ? France ? Italy ? Liechtenstein ? He says they'll be getting to Switzerland, but there's nothing letting us know what country they're entering it from (though Toulon being French could imply they're in France, but still...).
ToylandChairman666 I agree. Love these guys and the series. They should at least do puppet master vs demonic toys or curse of the puppet master as they're both pretty terrible
Puppet master vs Demonic toys, which was a movie from the Sci-Fi channel, so it wasn’t even a Full Moon production. It was so bad! Even Corey Feldman has apologized for being in it
It's honestly impressive how they found the most actors in the movie who both cannot emote AND pull off convincing accents, like that's an accomplishment these guys went out of their way to accomplish
I'm reading his book "The Disaster Artist" right now and getting this film was actually a really big deal for him. He'd just been an extra in a couple of things, most prominently a 'featured extra' in the funeral scene in Patch Adams. He used that to bullshit his way to a good agency (by saying that he was friends with the casting director) and once he had a headshot with the agency watermark basically spammed it out to every casting director who's contact details he could get ahold of. At that point he didn't even have any footage of himself to give out, so being the lead in a straight to video B horror filmed in Romania was a genuine step up.
The vague blue stuff guy and the vague yellow stuff guys were wearing very fine garments. So, they got that going for them. Now, I'm off to the opium den. Oeuvre.
Gina Molina I'm now trying to wrap my brain around the fact that someone else hired the poor guy. And Meatloaf turns up in the strangest places. If that's him, it's not his only RT appearance. Thing is, he's a pretty good actor, but there was a period where if someone turned a camera on and lured him in, he'd do the movie. I'm pretty sure drugs and\or pie was involved.
Kushner/Locke apparently owns the extended European version. Not sure how that happened. Maybe Charles Band was unwilling to license the film, and the people at RiffTrax found a loophole.
Walking down the stairs, the stairs! Walking down the stairs, the stairs! Walking down the st-walking down the-walking down the -the stairs. It amuses me that both the Puppet Master and Hellraiser series have a shitty sequel that takes place in the early 20th/late 19th century and have silly French accents. I wonder how many more direct to video horror films feature this gimmick.
Much as I love RiffTrax, I, frankly, would have rather see them riff on Curse of the Puppet Master or Puppet Master: The Legacy. Even riffs of Puppet Master vs. Demonic Toys and Puppet Master the Littlest Reich would have sufficed. And I actually like PM vs DT.
It’s a low budget film, competent actors really weren’t an option. To put how low budget this movie was in to perspective; when the two guys that the three mummies were meeting with in the sewer end up dead on the floor you can see clear as day that the actor laying on the ground to the left was wearing a pair of white tube socks with his period piece dress shoes and slacks lol.
I can't follow what's happening....why puppets? But? But? Shouldn't they be concerned or afraid of the guy making those puppets? Why is there a blue universe? How can I get there to visit?
"So Greg you were in a movie before?"
"Yeah, but don't watch it, Tommy. The accent might get stuck on you for a couple days."
'As long as you promise to carve us a few chicks'
And so, Leach Woman was born.
"Puppet" and "lube" should _NEVER_ share a sentence!
“Anne Rice Ken Doll” was fucking spot-on
"Punching the h*** out of an old man is like making a patchwork quilt you just keep going till ya feel done!"
To put how low budget this movie was in to perspective; when the two guys that the three mummies were meeting with in the sewer end up dead on the floor you can see clear as day that the actor laying on the ground to the left was wearing a pair of white tube socks with his period piece dress shoes and slacks lol. I love the Puppet Master franchise, and I am a man who owns no socks other than white over the calf tube socks and proudly wears them with any outfit, but I’ve always thought that was hilarious.
“I suppose you’ll have to do.”
“Ah, he must be the casting director.”
The Naperville, Illinois riff laid me out
I was kinda sad when it cuts to Egypt & it doesn't list how far from the Swiss border they are.
Now I know where the actress from the 1996 "Werewolf" came from!
"Don't go-intoo any opIUm dens... Pawl, you is a war-wilf!"
I used to know a girl. She had a dozen guys. One of them beat her up so bad she ended up in the hospital on Guerrero Street.
Apostles, if you will XD
Ahaha, what a story Mark.
Hahaha, that's not funny you sick fuck.
If you guys want to know more about Mark's audition for this movie, check out his book, "The Disaster Artist".
Reading it now. Book's AMAZING.
Good to see Mark is keeping himself very busy here, as well!
Took me a bit to realize that they weren't making a look-alike joke and that it was actually him.
*_SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP_*
"Wow, that's an oldie but a loudie."
"Me every time I try to open a Capri Sun." XD
STREET HORSE!!! Aw thanks fellas, I needed this laugh
Street Horse !!! Yeeeaahhh !!!
Marks doing a bad French accent. His girlfriend is doing a bad British accent. Everyone else sounds vaguely European.
That’s Mark’s actual accent though, his mom genuinely talks like that according to The Disaster Artist
I was eating ice cream when Kevin said "Phil I said Leave the patio light on high, I SAID LEAVE IT ON HIGH!"
I ended up spit laughing it on my monitor! :D
WALKING DOWN THE STAIRS
9:28 wow 'dark city' really holds up after all these years
What a story, Mark...
"Hell is other people and stuff." At last, reading Sartre's "No Exit" all those years ago comes in handy! Thanks Rifftrax!
They are chock-full of references, including from literature. I just found out that one of my most bewildering moments from MST3K was a reference to "The Frogs," by Aristophanes.
@@elafimilo8199 What's the joke?
@@JPMadden I NEED TO KNOW THE JOKE
they cut out my favorite part where the old man says they didn't need to pierce the guys neck with the ring and bill says, "WELL THEN WHAT WAS THE POINT OF ANY OF THIS??!" :P
Why doesn't Greg Sestero just keep his murderous rampage in his pocket?!
3,000 year old wizard from Egypt? Didn't he give Billy Batson super powers in 1940?
I keep watching this one, cause it never stops being amusing seeing them react to all of the stuff in this movie, being a fan of the Puppet Master movies. Them being like 'what's this green stuff?' 'what's with all the Egyptian stuff?' 'why do the puppets look like that?' It's just so damn funny! Like when you make your friend watch a movie you love but he's never seen just to watch his utter confusion.
1:07
PRINCE OF PERSIA
THE MATLOCK YEARS
2:15 its just meatloaf in a hat
OMG! I've seen this movie many times but never noticed that young Andre Tulan goes on to play Mark in The Room. Lol.
Oh, hai realization.
Oh, hai puppets!
I'm not sure if it's true, because I haven't read THE DISASTER ARTIST, but apparently James Franco may have auditioned for Young Toulon. I didn't mind Greg in the role. Guy Rolfe's Toulon is still the best, though.
Excellent book. Definitely gotta read it. I finished it and then immediately read it again.
Master of puppets riff=best. All I hear or see is laughter
13:09... Walking down the stairs...... the..... stairs. Walking down the stairs.... the ..... stairs.
Absolutely hilarious!
Undercover Ninja Turtle Special Victims Unit!
I prefer Law and Order: Sanitation Police Squad. In the case of the Killer Couch! 😅
I want Street Horse vs Cowman (Icebreaker) now! The crime fighting horse with a heart of gold vs the milk of death maniac with his bovine strength
Street Hawk 🏍 is the 1980s crime fighter LAPD motor unit prototype.
Oh hai Mark!
"Oh, hi Mark!"
"Where the hell is my special puppet lube? I can't stick my hand in DRY!"
I love the Room callbacks
Oh hi, one eye.
Street Horse!
He overdosing on pure grape alicious lol 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
Love the MST3K riff and reference at 13:00
"Jeff Dunham dies first." lol
That's my personal mantra. Worse puppeteer in the history.
God damn it, I could see a hand move that damn puppet.
'Tis to be expected in a Full Moon Puppet Master creature feature.
This is before the puppets get the mystical ani-mojo juice!
Glad to see this exists. I love both the Puppet Master Series and Mystery Science Theater
Just like a mutant version of _Reese's._
I watched Puppet Master on VHS 📼 1990s.
Glad to see the boys at Rifftrax tearing a Full Moon Studios movie to shreds. Hope they'll bear their riffing fangs and claws on the other Puppet Master movies and even Killjoy next.
Oh yeah. And just in case you folkses wanted the _"Who's Who"_ of *André Toulon's* Puppets, Circa The Paris Days:
*Blade* (The Swordsmaster)
*Six-Shooter* (The Gunner)
*Pinhead* (The Muscle)
*Tunneler AKA Drill Sergeant* (The Drillhead)
*Doctor Death* (The Medic)
*Cyclops* (The One-Eyed Freak)
SLEEP!
Oh, the guy from The Room! I loved the guy from The Room in... what was that thing he was in?
Patch Adams?
Gannon Schlader Gattaca?
That's Greg Sestero from The Room, you know, Oh hi Mark.
Didn’t two of the riffers also operate puppets at one point in their career?
Felicity Walker - Yeah, but those puppets were funny and much more meaningful.
@@10191927 Yeah, they were way funnier, and it was on purpose!
Aye. *The Robot-Puppets of Mystery Science Theater 3000* VS *André "Puppet Master" Toulon's Tiny Terrors* would make one _killer_ movie.
Oh sweet irony.
@@jozseflevai3282 you should pitch that to Joel hodgson. He's on tour now doing MST3K live. There are meet and greets too
Walking down the... stairs!
Obey your Master! Master!!
Paris is looking unusually blue in this movie.
Not sure why they tinted the stock footage blue. Unless it came that way. Supposedly the footage of the train was originally second unit footage filmed for PUPPET WARS: CURSE OF THE PUPPET MASTER. The first of a trilogy that was never produced.
Not to mention Egypt.
ToylandChairman666 I think sometimes filmmakers tint stock footage to disguise the fact that it wasn’t made on the same kind of film, or in the same era. (For example, in the MST3K episode “Castle of Fu Manchu”, the ship sinking footage at the beginning was tinted blue to cover up the fact that it was originally in black and white!)
Charles Band Making moviewatchers say "What the f#$@ am I watching?" Since 1975.
Truth be told, ahoneyman, one of Charles' works in the Empire Pictures days, Laserblast, happened to be featured on MST3K.
Setting it and forgetting it
Holy shit, the Puppet Master is been hunted down by the members of the Judge Doom Gang O.o
A tidbit I noticed: what country are they in at the beginning anyway ? Germany ? Austria ? France ? Italy ? Liechtenstein ? He says they'll be getting to Switzerland, but there's nothing letting us know what country they're entering it from (though Toulon being French could imply they're in France, but still...).
STREET HORSE !!!!
French Paul 1988 "Next Time on: SUPER Street Horse II TURBO!"
Street Horse. Saturdays at 9 p.m., 7 Central. After Magnum P.I.
Street Horse vs KITT vs Street Hawk
4:23-4:49
Steampunk preacher 😂
any film with Greg Sestero is asking for a riffing.
Keep your stupid puppets in your pocket
Robert Wieder Lmaoooo
Waited almost 10 minutes for the Mr. Anderson.
Of course, the pyramids are only 4 miles from the Swiss border! 👎🏻😾
Some great riffs BTW...😺
As much as I love the PUPPET MASTER films, at least the earlier ones, I'd love to see more of them riffed.
ToylandChairman666 I agree. Love these guys and the series. They should at least do puppet master vs demonic toys or curse of the puppet master as they're both pretty terrible
+New Flesh
I suggested the new reboot LITTLEST REICH on their sites. I think that might actually be the worst one.
Puppet master vs Demonic toys, which was a movie from the Sci-Fi channel, so it wasn’t even a Full Moon production. It was so bad! Even Corey Feldman has apologized for being in it
Puppet lube (shudder)
Babyface!
It's honestly impressive how they found the most actors in the movie who both cannot emote AND pull off convincing accents, like that's an accomplishment these guys went out of their way to accomplish
Wait... someone in The Room was in something else unironically?
Jack Napier Yeah, I can't believe it either dude. But Mark was in something else besides the room and possibly porn...
Shawn Fields This was actually before The Room...but not before he met Tommy Wiseau.
OMG, I said to myself "omg, this guy looks like Greg Sestero. And then the credit came up. OK, that's it, he just makes terrible choices.
I'm reading his book "The Disaster Artist" right now and getting this film was actually a really big deal for him. He'd just been an extra in a couple of things, most prominently a 'featured extra' in the funeral scene in Patch Adams. He used that to bullshit his way to a good agency (by saying that he was friends with the casting director) and once he had a headshot with the agency watermark basically spammed it out to every casting director who's contact details he could get ahold of. At that point he didn't even have any footage of himself to give out, so being the lead in a straight to video B horror filmed in Romania was a genuine step up.
0:59 puppet wars: episode 4: new begining
The puppets reminds me of the Zoni doll that terrorizes Karen Black in Trilogy of Terror movie, definitively worth a try!
The vague blue stuff guy and the vague yellow stuff guys were wearing very fine garments. So, they got that going for them. Now, I'm off to the opium den. Oeuvre.
They went with "blueverse" over "bluniverse"? Tut tut tut
What it is my brother!!!!
A BROTHER??
“It’s Judge Doom and his brother Bailiff Doom”
I love that the skull has lips like the one on the cover of diablo 2's expansion
This one doesn't even know how to Puppet Master right. Why would you make sure to give one of the puppets a drill head but never have him use it?
7:58 “I am heavy weapons guy!”
whats a guy gotta do for some googlie eyes?
I'm Naperville Illinois.
4:01 Ooooh, when Dark City crossed over to Peaky Blinders
And I've hated trains ever since
"I'm near by... maybe."
"...and don't go into any opium dens...wait, which Schyler Sister am I again?"
And one of those puppets looks like the guy who made The Room.
Susan Kimzey Yeah, that's the guy from the room. He did this before the room. Also, I'm sure that's just Meatloaf in a top hat.
Gina Molina I'm now trying to wrap my brain around the fact that someone else hired the poor guy. And Meatloaf turns up in the strangest places. If that's him, it's not his only RT appearance. Thing is, he's a pretty good actor, but there was a period where if someone turned a camera on and lured him in, he'd do the movie. I'm pretty sure drugs and\or pie was involved.
Susan Kimzey That's not Meatloaf. But, that is the guy from the room.
Sleeeeeeeeep!!!
That was very funny
That was very funny
That was very funny
interesting that they used the rare extended Europe release for this
Kushner/Locke apparently owns the extended European version. Not sure how that happened. Maybe Charles Band was unwilling to license the film, and the people at RiffTrax found a loophole.
@Metaluna Zombie What part is extended, the "old man beating scene?" ;) :D
@@crazyfvck yep and there is a mistake on the extended version where they show the same people walking out of the theater twice
Oh hi one eye.....
5:18
My reaction to [NAME OF MOVIE HERE].
Sleeeppp!!!
7:55 Pay no attention to the hand holding the puppet!
9:36 XD
13:08 XD
I couldn't pick just one. This was awful, but great!
Walking down the stairs, the stairs! Walking down the stairs, the stairs! Walking down the st-walking down the-walking down the -the stairs.
It amuses me that both the Puppet Master and Hellraiser series have a shitty sequel that takes place in the early 20th/late 19th century and have silly French accents. I wonder how many more direct to video horror films feature this gimmick.
Much as I love RiffTrax, I, frankly, would have rather see them riff on Curse of the Puppet Master or Puppet Master: The Legacy. Even riffs of Puppet Master vs. Demonic Toys and Puppet Master the Littlest Reich would have sufficed. And I actually like PM vs DT.
Oh hi Mark
Why is everyone's accent so inconsistent?
It’s a low budget film, competent actors really weren’t an option. To put how low budget this movie was in to perspective; when the two guys that the three mummies were meeting with in the sewer end up dead on the floor you can see clear as day that the actor laying on the ground to the left was wearing a pair of white tube socks with his period piece dress shoes and slacks lol.
OK now this film was legitimately good and frightening. Shows you can still riff on good movies, too.
I tried watching this movie years ago but the acting was so atrocious I couldnt finish it. If this guys watch it with me I might be able :-)
Oh hi mark
4:15 - So this is what the Auditor did before the _Hellraiser_ franchise?
im confused with the puppets is this what they looked like before they became the puppets we know and love today
Thats a oldie but a loudy 🔊
I can't follow what's happening....why puppets? But? But? Shouldn't they be concerned or afraid of the guy making those puppets? Why is there a blue universe? How can I get there to visit?
Darkman PI