The computer read out in the movie says David Carradine was 40 . but he was born in 1936 and died in 2009 at 72 . This movie was released in Feb. of 1991 so let's say it was made in 1990. so 19 from 72 means he was more like 53 here . Yes I realize it's crazy and probably pointless to figure that all out . lol
13:25 "Hang on, if this is anything like my place you'll want to give the possum some warning..." LOL, don't know why but this hit my funny bone and I lost it!! I must have hit my Rifftrax critical mass or something.
Honestly, if you die like that you pretty much have to accept everyone's going to be giving you shit about it for years and it will overshadow anything else you did in life haha
@@dawnsquadgaming I don't know Tom servo during the Mike era was able to get away with it during "a date with your family". Then again that was mst3k and not RiffTrax.
You know, watching this riff made me realized I never gave a thought to look for the actor who plays the Bald Henchmen (Robert Tessier). Sad to learn he died in 1990.
@@pretorious700 There are so many western a-holes trying to be famous there and end up dead in a pool of their own blood, piss, crap, and vomit. What’s one more?
Hahaha I'll never get tired of the junkyard segment This is like the part in a video game where you don't know what to do next.. I've been by this car before, I clicked this door..
Hahaha after the best of the worst of this I can't help but laugh at the scene where carradine the actor is stealing shit off her desk and drinking her coffee haha
Fun Fact: This movie was D.C. Douglas' first ever acting role. As in, the guy who voiced Wesker in RE5 and Kira in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. We all gotta start somewhere I guess.
12:26 Judging by the voice, they must've borrowed that van from Nick Nolte. I guess it getting tracked down by the law and shot at is pretty par for the course at that point.
"You can call me Mike Nelson, I am 53 years old, and live in the Northeast Section of Minnesota, and I have yet to marry. I work as a temp for Gizmonics Institute, during which I watch one 90 minute movie per day, exercising my mental faculties to deliver brilliant zingers at the inanity fed to me by the theater screen. I then take 20 minutes to cry myself to sleep at being trapped in space with robots who don't respect me. Sleepless nights are usually the result of this. "I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone."
This movie is hilariously cheaply done. I really like the remotely controlled case with the "power glove" thingy. Clearly bought at home depot, with clasps lacking any electronic connections at all.
Asses and jeans did not get along well in the 80s..or the 70s for that matter ..thankfully fashion has rotated and now weirdly fitting mom jeans, high waisted pants and baggy gross pants are all back in fashion again haha
They went HARD on David Carradine. Biggest roasting since Joe Don Baker.
That factory whistle at the beginning was just asking for a Yabba Dabba Doo.
It's just the Bob Honcho telling the Film Crew to get in there and start riffing.
@@JamaicanCastle Exactly. I can't help but hear the twangy guitar music starting.
I love the remote where one button does EVERYTHING! 🤣🤣🤣
welcome to 'star wars.'
In the grim darkness of the near future, there is only the Katzenjammer Kids.
in a vicious gang rivalry with the bowery boys.
David Carradine's blood alcohol level during this "film" never dipped below "coma" level.
@Toni Ahola It's more like he mailed it in. No way you can look at this performance and see it as anything but perfunctory.
It’s at “Boris Yeltsin.”
“Mr. Clean’s brother, Frank Clean. Loves dirt, hates folding his arms. “😂🤣
“Just relax with a rerun of Kung Fu”
“I was in Starcrash, now look at me” 😂
The computer read out in the movie says David Carradine was 40 . but he was born in 1936 and died in 2009 at 72 . This movie was released in Feb. of 1991 so let's say it was made in 1990. so 19 from 72 means he was more like 53 here . Yes I realize it's crazy and probably pointless to figure that all out . lol
As someone who's almost 40, he certainly looks like a pretty bad 40 year old in this. The number isn't doing him any favors, in other words.
I'm 52. Yikes! 😬, 2023.
Haha these guys didn't let up on Carradine, awesome.
13:25 "Hang on, if this is anything like my place you'll want to give the possum some warning..." LOL, don't know why but this hit my funny bone and I lost it!! I must have hit my Rifftrax critical mass or something.
"I invented Presbyterianism, you punk!"
"So many Craigslist dates end this way."
"You don't want to rush a quip, guys - you only got one shot at it!"
There's simply no way to watch David Carradine and not think of at least one auto erotic asphyxiation joke.
At least they got it out of the way right at the beginning.
It's like everyone caught him.
Honestly, if you die like that you pretty much have to accept everyone's going to be giving you shit about it for years and it will overshadow anything else you did in life haha
@@KaladinVegapunk yup! It does you no favours
Thankfully Bill got the jokes out of the way right at the start and didn’t leave us hanging
what's funny is that those old clackety mushroom grey keyboards are more durable than modern keyboards
Mattteus And that's why we don't have em anymore. Consumerism.
Confidence with every clack!
David Carradine: Full Throttle.
David Carradine and Cameron Mitchell in booze n bullets, drunk justice
LOL Poor David Carradine, he was the kind of guy to mop up beer using his underwear!
I loved the dude! What a way to check out.
"Give me a good beer belly beer, gotta maintain"
"I'm not angry I'm just disappointed...and as always blasted on bottom shelf Brandy"
Gets me every time.
@@ThreeBeingOne Same, 😂
Hey! The glove makes the Okay gesture and nobody says "It stinks"? Five yard penalty!
maybe Joel has it copyrighted.
@@dawnsquadgaming I don't know Tom servo during the Mike era was able to get away with it during "a date with your family". Then again that was mst3k and not RiffTrax.
"Sergeant Gaybear, General Mustache, Ladyman, and John Stamos"
mano, the hand of fate!
RIGHT!!! I literally "laughed out loud"...now I can use the "lol"
You know, watching this riff made me realized I never gave a thought to look for the actor who plays the Bald Henchmen (Robert Tessier). Sad to learn he died in 1990.
One Night in Bangkok makes the hard man humble...
I was in Bangkok that weekend. Nobody even noticed.
Poor David Carradine!
Tusk!
But does a tough guy tumble???
@@pretorious700
There are so many western a-holes trying to be famous there and end up dead in a pool of their own blood, piss, crap, and vomit. What’s one more?
"Asses and jeans just did NOT get along in the eighties"
Like HELL they didn't.
Two words:
Samantha Fox
“That’s like doin’ the splits on a car in a Whitesnake video money”
“Your glove’s gay”
“What was that?”
“Have a lovely day”
Uh, no, dude 😂 she didn’t even have thighs back then ☠️
Ah, our old future.
Starring Mr. Clean's deadbeat brother Frank Clean.... LOL
I was thinking Old Man Dave Batista
@@spaghettisultan5484Weirdly enough...me too.
The first Mad Max movie looks more futuristic than this
Carradine's later career kinda explains ropes, necks, etc.
Film has a definite Laserblastian feel to it
Johnny Appleseed It’s a weird hybrid of Mad Max and the Terminator with no budget
4:30 that looks kinda like the office The Guy From Harlem would have.
I just watched Future Force and bought Future Zone on VHS can't wait to watch the sequel! 📼
Actually, "R.E.P.O.R.T"" stands for Recently Exported Parts Of Rare Turtles ;)
Hahaha I'll never get tired of the junkyard segment
This is like the part in a video game where you don't know what to do next..
I've been by this car before, I clicked this door..
To this day I still blame most of society’s problems on C&C Music Factory. It’s an ugly truth most people choose to ignore.
"You and I are in for a marathon session tonight." Poor David had that mindset to the bitter end
Whatever you do, don't die of auto-erotic asphyxiation. All of your accomplishments become instantly irrelevant.
Don't joke about the choke!
7:07- the henchman's gun is clearly not loaded. Kinda takes away from the intimidation factor.
1991, thug has a 60+ year old German 9mm pistol. The math checks out 🤔.
Henchman or humanoid shark, you decide!
Hahaha after the best of the worst of this I can't help but laugh at the scene where carradine the actor is stealing shit off her desk and drinking her coffee haha
7:55 a 1987 Nissan Pulsar NX! It must be THE FUTURE!
In the future no one can hear you choke yourself while you jerk off....
Fun Fact: This movie was D.C. Douglas' first ever acting role. As in, the guy who voiced Wesker in RE5 and Kira in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. We all gotta start somewhere I guess.
12:26 Judging by the voice, they must've borrowed that van from Nick Nolte. I guess it getting tracked down by the law and shot at is pretty par for the course at that point.
I love the power(ed) glove. It's §8 bad!
They had 3 city blocks to film in and every driving scene was the same street. That's the kind pf movie u get on an $11 budget.
WTF did they spend the $11 on?? ...The Hand of fate patch?
Interesting computers they have in the FUTURE! The most advanced technology available!
So advanced they only had 3 of them at that time
With up to 20k of RAM!
Henchman is Bob Tessier. Many bad guy roles in the sixties through the eighties
Man DC really let himself go lol
Arthur Aguirre Apparently he didn’t let himself go soon enough.
Why DOES the bad guy work in a principal’s office? 😂
The film writer (or person that wrote random rubbish) had a tough time in high school 😅🤣
@@heyitsthatmadhatterperson117💯😂😂
The disappointed and tanked on bottom shelf brandy bartender is my favorite character.
Civilian Operated Police Incorporated = C. O. P. S.
Must be _the future_ !!!
Seems like in the future we went back to cathode ray tube TV's and computer monitors
David Carradine looks like old Kevin Sorbo turned young.
I was wearing an American flag karate gi while slowly and sexually asphyxiating myself when I first watched this riff because I'm a real patriot. 🇺🇸🦅🥋
5:56 gets me ever time lololol
Robert Tessier (bald henchman) also played Big Jake in Sidehackers.
By the way that is indeed DC Douglas
"You can call me Mike Nelson, I am 53 years old, and live in the Northeast Section of Minnesota, and I have yet to marry. I work as a temp for Gizmonics Institute, during which I watch one 90 minute movie per day, exercising my mental faculties to deliver brilliant zingers at the inanity fed to me by the theater screen. I then take 20 minutes to cry myself to sleep at being trapped in space with robots who don't respect me. Sleepless nights are usually the result of this.
"I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone."
(11:59) Did they just sneak in a Turtles in Time/Sunset Riders beat?
Hey waitaminnit, the Bald Henchman also played Thor (not that one) in Starcrash! I'd recognize that squinty round visage anywhere!
Holy shit this is hilarious!
Power Glove? I thought it was a gpu cooler...
2:20 Just giving myself a shortcut.
This movie is hilariously cheaply done. I really like the remotely controlled case with the "power glove" thingy. Clearly bought at home depot, with clasps lacking any electronic connections at all.
People in the future has ponytail and slick back hair
I liked the bald guy better when he was Big Jake ("He hit Big Jake!") in Sidehackers.
Biker Police!
Get a load of this? So does this mean he snached the pebble from his master's hand?
Laser Shoe? LOL!!!
2:08-2:21
The guy at 3:50 looks like Cooper from Deadly Prey.
Because it is. Never mind.
15:08 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
7:49 The desert
Prepare to clutch your mistie hearts like Fred Sanford.....the bald henchman.....is.....BIG JAKE! yup yup!
mrkrinkle72 he looks like 'Thor' from "Star crash".
auntiea2002 Same actor.
16:07 - Racist glove
Asses and jeans did not get along well in the 80s..or the 70s for that matter
..thankfully fashion has rotated and now weirdly fitting mom jeans, high waisted pants and baggy gross pants are all back in fashion again haha
Kind of a random question but, has anyone here ever remember drinking Like Cola?
Like Hell no!
Didn't they do the acronym thing on MST3K?
Stan McSerr Where at?
czcams.com/video/6XnS1BncrYM/video.html
👌🏽 It stinks!
I love you busbe muhh 😍☝🏻
Song at 8:27?
12:32 😂😂🤣🤣🤣😅
Ha. Channels.
3:48.. George The Animal Steele before wrestling henchmen extraordinaire
4:21..don muraco???