I read the entire Song of Ice and Fire series last year and I’m pretty sure I yelled “Portcullis!” every time someone in the books said it. Thank you Rifftrax. XD
It's like somebody said "Let's re-make 'The 7th Voyage of Sinbad', but without Ray Harryhausen, the sense of wonder and majesty, the production values, or the Hollywood talent... but we'll keep the wacky, fun stuff."
Favorite Moments: 0:25 "No, my beautiful portcullis!" 1:09 Kormaran 1:30 "The heck is the mustard?!" 3:50 "Did you pack a portcullis?" 4:20 "Gaunt's back!" 4:36 "Pendragon is d**k. Who wrote this?!" 5:56 Pendragon shocks Mike, Kevin and Bill! 7:15 - 8:41 "Be right there..." 9:26 Pendragon runs through a hallway high-fiving his light fixtures 9:41 Super Mario Bros Reference 10:22 "Release the vicking! We couldn't afford a Krakken!" 10:41 "We just got down there!" 10:47 "Up yours, Pendragon!"
Torin Thatcher, the guy playing Pendragon, looks almost exactly like Anthony Ainley's version of the Master from Doctor Who... except the Master never wore anything THAT ridiculous.
"Ah, the shadow of a chain is causing me to fall off this wall!" "Jack the Giant Annoyer." "Bury me next to Gumby." "Wearer of Elton John's hand me downs." "Jack the Barrel Avoider." "And Lady Gaga is born." "This way." "Be Right there!" "Light fixtures from the 127 Hours collection."
I saw this in theaters with my brother, and he and I were both in tears with our sides hurting. This was easily the funniest thing we'd seen since they were on the SCIFI network.
It's a one-night performance streamed nationwide, same as this was. Not that I'm complaining - there are three theatres near me playing it. But I am legitimately surprised they've never done an actual live tour, surely there's enough interest for them to pull it off.
I may have written this before but anywho, their jokes were so on key with the expressions that the actors faces were making. This led to some really funny stuff. I wish more of the rifts were like this.
I know I'll never get to see you guys in my life time. But I think you doing this and the recorded shows as well is really awesome for the Misties & newer fans as well who are able to see these shows. Love you guys. Especially curry Kevin. 3
Nobody talks about how much whiplash you could get from being manhandled by a giant creature. You can’t just whip blonde damsels like that without serious repercussions and a lawsuit.
"You know these masks are really, really hot!" "Can we take five?" "Yeah maybe we can get a Gatorade and a straw?" "I'm about to pass out here!" "Ugh, we're supposed to get a union break!" "Ugh, oh god I'm dying!"
I never could get through the Rifftrax to this movie, I found the movie's pacing to be excruciatingly slow. But seeing this makes me want to attempt finishing it again.
I couldn't help but wonder why the pointing skeleton feature went off then, when the hero's on the little minibridge right in front of the front door anyway. Hold it in reserve for when he's in a maze or a "Lady or the tiger" situation with two or three doors?
"Well, the Princess is in ANOTHER castle!"
I am deeply ashamed of myself for not thinking of that line.
"Be right there..." That whole section had me in pain with laughter >.
Oh, hello Larry. Hi Steve. Be right there.
Don't forget Tom (Servo) and (TV's) Frank
@@davincent98 You're late Steve! Sorry... I'll be right there XD
Whether watching Rifftrax on PC or Phone,
Don't forget to seize the bone.
Be right there.
Be right there
Be right there.
“You’re late, Steve!”
Be right there.
"Up yours,Pendragon!"
" Im really happy for ya.. Imonna let you finish.."
I read the entire Song of Ice and Fire series last year and I’m pretty sure I yelled “Portcullis!” every time someone in the books said it. Thank you Rifftrax. XD
"What kind of a voyage is it to be, ay Chubul?"
"I can't hear you!"
😂
It's like somebody said "Let's re-make 'The 7th Voyage of Sinbad', but without Ray Harryhausen, the sense of wonder and majesty, the production values, or the Hollywood talent... but we'll keep the wacky, fun stuff."
Actually they both have the same director, Nathan H. Juran.
@@WreckingWood
He knows how to make enjoyably wacky films.
"Look, if you can't be civil, I think you should GO...." So dead!
Definitely the funniest line in the whole show xD Bill times it perfectly.
I mean, it _is_ a skeleton. Of course it’s dead.
The special effects in this movie are kinda great actually.
They got Harryhausen's team and half the budget.
Better then most CGI today....
@@Tareltonlives I think it was Jim Danforth who did the effects for this movie.
"The Princess is in ANOTHER castle!" I almost never got that far in Mario Brothers.
"Release the viking!" "We couldn't afford a Kraken."
I didn't get that at first. (Hangs head in shame! )
My favorite line!
"Seize the bone"...
Golden Corral's new slogan.
Lol!
"He fell at the battle of Land's End"
"Died in the shirt department."
LOL
"Seize the bone."
The new "Seize the day".
Golden Corral's new slogan.
personally i love it when the laughter/audience can be heard in the background, makes it feel more like you're actually there and more entertaining ^^
Yeah there's some Rifftrax Lives where the crowd volume is up and their interaction/interest is on point, it really help sells these riffs too.
Amen. That is the sound of people enjoying the genuine article, live and in person.
I love watching the guys laugh at each others jokes when they're on screen. :)
i love the rifftrax with the audience audio to it, it adds to the "you're there" feeling ^^
Favorite Moments:
0:25 "No, my beautiful portcullis!"
1:09 Kormaran
1:30 "The heck is the mustard?!"
3:50 "Did you pack a portcullis?"
4:20 "Gaunt's back!"
4:36 "Pendragon is d**k. Who wrote this?!"
5:56 Pendragon shocks Mike, Kevin and Bill!
7:15 - 8:41 "Be right there..."
9:26 Pendragon runs through a hallway high-fiving his light fixtures
9:41 Super Mario Bros Reference
10:22 "Release the vicking! We couldn't afford a Krakken!"
10:41 "We just got down there!"
10:47 "Up yours, Pendragon!"
1:04 I Love you man!
"The princess is not there."
"Then where is she?"
"Well, obviously the princess is in another castle!"
5:18 - Kevin loses it at the hat...
Hail the true stars of this film: Portcullis and Gaunt.
Be right there...has to be the best line in Rifftrax :)
“You’re late, Steve!”
Aah, the shadow of a chain is causing me to jump off of this wall!
A merry portcullis to us all!
Torin Thatcher, the guy playing Pendragon, looks almost exactly like Anthony Ainley's version of the Master from Doctor Who... except the Master never wore anything THAT ridiculous.
***** Still not as ridiculous as some of things Pendragon wears.
And wait Snake, you're a fan of Doctor Who? Who'd a thought. haha
I was just thinking the same thing.
johnhamilton08 His henchman looked a lot like DeForest Kelley too
Oh man I see it!
"Damn it, Pendragon! I'm a wormy sidekick not a mailman!"
I was thinking he looks like Antoine Lefay
Be right there...
+Nathaniel Byers Be right there...oh hi Frank!
+GoodFebruarian hey Gary
You're late, Steve!
Be right there. Oh, hi Tom
Be right there. ::Tommy Wisseau voice:: Oh, hi Mark
"Look if you cant be civil I think you should go"
I think this riff is my all time favorite.
"Seize the bone" - my new pickup line
CoasterKing Your new get-a-shot-thrown-in-your-face line, I think.
"Ah, the shadow of a chain is causing me to fall off this wall!"
"Jack the Giant Annoyer."
"Bury me next to Gumby."
"Wearer of Elton John's hand me downs."
"Jack the Barrel Avoider."
"And Lady Gaga is born."
"This way."
"Be Right there!"
"Light fixtures from the 127 Hours collection."
This was my favorite live event so far. The guys were in the zone that day.
Everyone knows that Gaunt the Raven was the REAL star of the film.
Next time i see the crow at the dumpster out back at work i am gonna yell "hey, Gaunt's back"
"Your princess is in another castle." Priceless!
GAUNT: The "Norm!" of this movie.
"Your majesty, I'm really happy for you and Imma let you finish, but-"
LMFAO that was friggin excellent XD!!!!
I saw this in theaters with my brother, and he and I were both in tears with our sides hurting. This was easily the funniest thing we'd seen since they were on the SCIFI network.
"Bury me next to Gumby" how does he know Gumby's dead?
He’s guessing
Be right there!
It's a one-night performance streamed nationwide, same as this was. Not that I'm complaining - there are three theatres near me playing it.
But I am legitimately surprised they've never done an actual live tour, surely there's enough interest for them to pull it off.
Those monster outfits were actually pretty good!
🕊It's kinda like the costume designers hit the nail, when they were just trying to stay under budget!
Don't you just love stop motion animation? I do.
One of my favourites!
BE RIGHT THERE
Hey Frank. Glad it's you!
This is gold, I gotta see the full version.
Seize the bone.
They were showing this movie on Turner Classic Movies this afternoon, but all I could think of when I saw it was this Rifftrax Live version.......
"Be right there..."
I may have written this before but anywho, their jokes were so on key with the expressions that the actors faces were making. This led to some really funny stuff. I wish more of the rifts were like this.
Saw this gem in theaters.
I know I'll never get to see you guys in my life time. But I think you doing this and the recorded shows as well is really awesome for the Misties & newer fans as well who are able to see these shows. Love you guys. Especially curry Kevin. 3
genius, I enjoyed this so much
Light fixtures from the 127 Hours collection.
*collective groan*
Be right there...oh, hey Gary.
I remember going to the movie theater with my family to see this. Worth every dime!
This is a great share - thanks so much for this. Big ups to Rifftrax and all that they do.
we couldn't afford a kraken for this comment section
Fear not. I represent a Chupacabra who works cheap.
"I'm really happy for you. Ima let you finish..."
Great Kanye reference.
Be right there.
Just imagine if they had to riff the "musical" version...
That wasn't Gaunt. That was the Crebaine from Dunland.
“Be right there.”
“You’re late, Steve!”
B E R I G H T T H E R E
6:37 -- I can confirm that for some reason.
LOL
Forgot the best part when the imp says "off to make a quick stop in Mobile, Alabama then off to Ireland" 😂
I'm totally buying this in a week
Be right there!😂😂
Love Kevin Murphy's reaction at 5:20
Be Right there....
"well our princess is in ANOTHER castle!" perfect
I think this may be my favorite Rifftrax
I loved this one! Looking forward to the live riff of Manos!!!
Three words, Princess: SEIZE THE BONE.
..........Be rite, there!
Nobody talks about how much whiplash you could get from being manhandled by a giant creature. You can’t just whip blonde damsels like that without serious repercussions and a lawsuit.
4:51 This is the tale, of Captain Jack Sparrow! XD
PS 7:15 Be rite there
I really wish they'd do a tour.
Be Right there.
WHERE THE HELL IS THE MUSTARD?!? *punch*
Thanks! That explain the audience's reaction!
"You know these masks are really, really hot!"
"Can we take five?"
"Yeah maybe we can get a Gatorade and a straw?"
"I'm about to pass out here!"
"Ugh, we're supposed to get a union break!"
"Ugh, oh god I'm dying!"
That almost seems like an inderect channel awesome reference
Portculliiiiss!!
2:42 doesn't Jack look a little like Paul Rudd?
This will be the first time I've bought tickets in years. I cant' believe it took "Manos" to get me into a theater.
I always pack a portcullis everywhere I go.
Who doesn’t
I never could get through the Rifftrax to this movie, I found the movie's pacing to be excruciatingly slow. But seeing this makes me want to attempt finishing it again.
Now I enjoy the movie, right when the ship scene starts the film gets better.
"Pendragon is a dick" - who wrote this?!
"Light Fixtures from the 127 hours collection"
Took me a minute to get that one. Ouch.
9:41 Gamers are definitely in the crowd!
"Seize the bone!" :)
"Ladies and Gentlemen, Castlevania"
5:28 What is Tom Servo doing casting spells on that woman?
Why did the audience object to the 127 hour candle joke?
WHO ARE THOSE FAB GUYS (3) ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF MY SCREEN!?!?!?!? ARE THEY DOING THE WEATHER? BABY!!!!
I couldn't help but wonder why the pointing skeleton feature went off then, when the hero's on the little minibridge right in front of the front door anyway. Hold it in reserve for when he's in a maze or a "Lady or the tiger" situation with two or three doors?
5:09 Perfectly cut bucket
Yes, and that one looks remarkably better. :)
Let's look at your giant. XD