How to Slav your car - How to be slav
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Ten easy steps showing you how to make your car more Slav.
Grab your boring car and make it slav with this tutorial.
Watch whole series on How to be slav:
• SLAV LIFE | Life of Boris
Intro music:
Gopnik McBlyat - Snakes in tracksuits
• Gopnik McBlyat - Snake...
- - -
Outro track:
Cheeki breeki hardbass anthem
• Cheeki Breeki Hardbass...
I make cheeki breeki slav videos of gaming and cooking.
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I slav my Honda Civic.
Now it's Honda "Slavic"
That situation when my short name is Slava, and anyone can call me “Slavic, come here” or something like that:)
@Kavi Ramdhayan *Rush B
Kavi Ramdhayan Toyota RushB
@@hardy3786 Team: rush a
Let's reach 10.000 subs memers VTEC kicked in yo!
How to Slav your car:
1. ADIDAS
And some lada’s
@@sauberboisaubarboi5652 I'd strongly advise against that.
2. God icon.
Abibas
Hello my twin brother
I'm not slav but I can truly and honestly appreciate being prepared for a cheese emergency
grader
Me too Squee. Me too. Seen Johnny C lately?
I'm French. Cheese emergencys are my speciality. +1 for preparing for it Boris !
Yeah bro i have an grader in my pocket at this exact moment
Hey there. Jesus loves you! Through Him is the only way to heaven! May God bless you. 😊
He actually said like you got it from your grandmama instead of babushka I’m starting to think Boris is western spy
Probably just criticizing the non slavness of the grandmama instead of a babushka.
Babushka car always good. All these things in video are pre-installed. Grandmama car not good
just a typical slavaboo bundle of sticks. guaranteed furry too.
I myself am studying for the great honor of being western spy.
@@Eye_of_a_Texan move tf out of texas, bundle of sticks. come to cali, we love queers.
No joke the back seat actually looks comfortable.
Yea😂
I actually really want to chill there with a couple of my friends while the Slav friend does the driving
@@JetFalcon710 i would fucking love that
Nu blyat im not surprised comrade
How u gonna use a seatbelt?xd
I just showed this to my Russian friend. He seriously confirms 90% of what is shown.
Not only russians most of the slavs do this, i live in montenegro (south slavs) and i can confirm at least 70% of these stuff, sure we did modernize a bit through time but you can still find regions with people like this.
@@Pandareen not only in Montenegro. At least half of these things we also do in Romania, a Latin country with communist origins and Eastern Europe localization
yep, can confirm too as Russian =)
@@yanasosnovskaya864 Carpet in the back?
@@annoyinguser Bogdaneee hai ma ca la noi in Romania nu e chiar asa :(((
I'm a Slav girl and when my guy pulls up with his car, this is the checklist I'm looking for
Good choice in men
Good choice 🤌🏼
Not a slav girl but this is what I'm also looking in men.
Gimme them fingers👨💍
same@@lly_09
That was the first video of Boris I watched
Imagine if it wasn't recommended to me
Same here mister, and now it's been over two years.
Great Ideal First Vids ya got...
I saw Meat Jelly first, me. All are Ideal to Open Your Third Eye to THE SLAVIC WAY. 😗👍🏻👍🏻
@@gotyoubitch1628 Yeah this video caught my eye because it had a car which I love cars and then I saw how to slav it and I was like O_O I need to watch this. After that I saw more of Boris' content and subscribed to him
Me too. This was the video that got me into Slav culture.
@@philipphaberland4810 CZcams recommended this to me in 2016, i am really happy today
holly shit that golf really is a vr6 😂
Popescu Robert 1
its not like its a expensive car lol
Kanggoo but it has an vr6
it's pretty expensive to maintain
Where the fuck do you live to have it expensive to maintain?
I was surprised when he opened the hood and it was actually a VR6
lol sameee
yeah same.
The only time where sticking an upgraded trim badge makes sense
Bora VR5 still ass engine
It was not a emblem fake x)
4:58 RING RING BLYAT
Hello, mama, issoupready?
copied comment
not matter. because our comment
@@davemusic144 no, i dont read comments
Where do I buy this
As a Slav I have un ironically done at least 5 of these things… I feel represented.
Boris my friend, you see passenger seat in Slav mobile is only reserved for lady friend. Typical gopnik comrades must squat on top of moving car
Пацан одобряет.
comrades before sukas!
gobnik friends over cykas
Only the true slav can squat on top of a moving car. If they can't they're Western Spies (because of balance issues).
ye
Boris has good taste in cars. The VR6 is a great engine.
Its ok. 170HP, SOHC, 12Valve (2 per piston) but it has a nice power-to-weight ratio.
@@Xehemoth 3:49 its DOHC 24 valve
Yesss
Because I don't know much of car types, I first read it as VAG 🤣🤣🤣
@@Xehemoth but it sound good so that's all it needs
The fact that it actually is a vr6 tho lmao damn boris
Boris really know about cars more than we think.
Dude I was laughing so hard when I saw that it was actually a vr6 lol.
R.I.P
Apartje
U will always live in OUR hearts
0:03 he said grandmama instead of babushka
im starting to think that boris might be a western spy
*le gasp*
It's the same :/
@@jimmyzante2836 It's a joke :/
he said grandmama not grandma he no western spy
69th lioe
"Even when police are chasing you with helicopter" XD
You mean us
Thats sum gta 5 shit right there
Все нормальные русские пацаны хоть раз убегали от вертолёта
Thanks for reminding me of Most Wanted
“This is Arial support, we got a visual on the suspect”
Boris: Puts on vr6 batch
Also Boris: actually has a vr6 engine
i came upon these videos by accident , so glad i did, hilarious , our friend is slavic she couldn't stop laughing , neither could we, Boris your why I love the interent keep up the good work
Not your car
*our* car
Deidara Senpai communism
@@al3xrrr368 exactly
Hä
Как заславянить машину ахаххахаха
Sounds like communist propoganda but ok
I swear i learn more from this channel than i do school
ikr
*than . you should pay better attention.
Holy shit, are you in the middle of Africa or something?
Middle of America, probably. Have you SEEN kids these days?
Off* instead of from. You don't learn anything in school :P
Спасибо, очень помогло. Теперь моя ласточка как новая. Лайк и подписка!!!!
Showed to a Tesla
It's now a Teslav
Btw Nikola Tesla was actually slav
@@Waitwaitcook i am dead LMAO
@@Waitwaitcook that makes it even better
@@Waitwaitcook Balkan Slav
ConnorConnor
V for volt
Boris *puts on VR6 badge*
Me: o rlly
Boris *has golf VR6*
Me: oh.
Борис: давай по бутылки пива!
@@Groupser sorry me no russian
@@ThomasFarquhar2
Эхх жалко...
@@Groupser what.
@@ThomasFarquhar2 забей...
BORIS YOU ARE THE BEST ТЫ КЛЮЧ К МОЕЙ СЛАВЯНСКОЙ ЖИЗНИ, ПОЭТОМУ Я ТЕБЯ УВАЖАЮ, БОРИС!!!!
1:36 when you get a license for the first time
A.D.I.D.A.S
(All Day I Drink And Squat)
Сука Abibas слава Україні
@@bsfgpmedia Вы имеете в виду Россию
F.B.I wants to know your location
@@trashboat3848 L'vov))
@Michael Roy also a Korn fan?😂
Slav my ride
Ysbrand vd Velde most underrated comment ever
Pimp my slav
so you wanna be a Slav but your car ain't fly you gotta hit us on and get a Slav car
IkkezzUsedEmber Ich totally vill slav mein gas tank
Ysbrand vd Velde You gotta SLAV my riiiide
Such a great handbook! Every Hardbass fan must follow this NOW !
L - Legendary
A - Automobile
D - Defines
A - automotive industry
Comrade I am not of have car but I possess mighty truck of name Katusha, I shall make her into Super Soviet 3000.
Why katusha, why not Grad? Or S400 air defense system?
+Mike Hering
Agreed.
Vyeszalo na bereg S-trista =)
Anton Timofeev That actually works. Очень хорошо, товарищ!
i noris gets 2,000.000 can boris do da slav face (aka show face?)
The perfect car tutorial doesn’t exi-
Lol
Next up : how to create a slav GD level (since you play GD [Hence your Profile pic])
haha Im GM addict too :)
@Servine Gangster Discaple?
Ravtexis Gaming I don’t really play gd anymore and I couldn’t find a good pfp but sure xd
I must Slav my car ASAP!!
Great videos Boris, thank you for all the fun!
I'm...actually seriously going to pick up a carpet for my seats. Maybe two. My blin machine is simple like Lada, but also old and the upholstery is cracking.
Boris: Put vr6 badge!
Me: hehe, lol
Boris: *opens bonnet*
Me: well... Okay.
Stolen comment
Mike Andersen indeed a repost. But I didn't see it anymore, so I posted it again. Thanks otherwise for your great input
oh shit
Put a v12 sticker on a trabont
@@he.lena21 You don't get that sound anywhere else from a 2.8 straight 6. We call it a "voooraah"".
Где иконы на панели? Ты че дядя забыл о безопасности?!
Хаххаа пиздец о самом главном забыл
Четок тоже нет жо за срань
Que
Ага,а то не пословянский
Я ждал когда поставит
It is unforgivable to forget about the protection of the driver. Where are the icons of the Holy Trinity?
Thanks for the recomendation youtube. Apreciate.
7 years later, and still works.
I will try it on forza.
Holy shit his car is actually a VR6? ;_;
Yup
MViH -HUNTER- mad power :D
Ricardo Gomes ye boii
A VR6 with straight pipes sounds fucking amazing
I had the same reaction...
3:05 fake VR6, classic
3:45 hold up...
Legit vr6
r/woooosh
Should've put a VR8 sticker
Stop linking subreddits outside of reddit
@@DELTTAR r/ihavereddit
4 years ago I was 12 years old and I saw this video one day on how to slav your car, I watched and I saved it for when I get a car, I watch this vid here and there sometimes, but now I have a car and I'm going to salv my car now I just wanted to thank you because I waited 4 years and I now have finally slav my car
Greetings from Croatia, another slavic country
I know some russian
Nice video, pretty accurate.
VR6 Sign 😂😂😂
VR6 Engine 😶
Adam Stewart true...
he is just very advanced and bought fake VR6 engine cover
@@t-bone9239 you can hear that it's not just any Golf
1k likes because of me
Ring Ring. Blyat. Mama calling
TheNytdj Hello! Mama! Is soup ready?
TheNytdj hello mama is potato salad ready?
where did he get that orange phone ?
6 years later this video still makes me laugh
Wtf, it's a real Vr6! That car is a legend!
Iv been watching your channel about 5 or 4 years and it's the best
The irony of a Russian guy owning a German car...
Adidas is also german
This video was the beginning of my western spy break down (the first video I watched of Boris)
That too made by a company founded by the Weird Moustache Man of the 1930s himself
@@8.4_litre_V10 Lol "Weird Mustache Man" also called "Short Austrian Painter" and "Small Stature Artist"
it could be an east german one...
My Summer Car: Slav Edition.
kotakreed WESTERN SPY ALERT
UnknownVengeance funny how my summer car is made in Finland xD
UnknownVengeance YES
We need more Adidas apparels in MSC
KILLEKIRAHVI And the car is a Japanese Datsun 100A.
Whoever actually did this is a true legend
thanks. i needed this in my life
nice vr6 boris
cortne williams check engine bay
Scurax :3
It is a VR6 look at 3:51
Magic Conch lol 666 likes
Northstar Prime everyone knows
Not everyone.
Now that's a real Blyatmobil.
Damn dude I had a MKIII GTI VR6 and LOVED that thing! As soon as I saw the 5 lugs I was like "shit, that's a VR6!". Lol Mine was a 1996 and was red with the black leather. Love your videos!
4:59 best part and you can't convince me otherwise
boris just said "grandmama"?
BABUSHKA
BLYAT I JUST REALISED
I really want to like your comment but if i do then it will go from 69 likes to 70
Shit help me i dont know wot to doo
he is fake slav, he just want to show you show
FAKE SLAV?? I rather not believe that pizdec
No Devi suka
3:45 First I thought this is a simple 1.8 90hp Golf and the VR6 sticker is a joke, but oyyy blin when I saw the 6cyl under the hood I said to myself: Where in the mayonez he found an original vr6?
I didn't realized the engine, i saw the rims, VR6 suspension have 5 bolts instead of 4.
also has the 260 kilometer counter box
@@mart1414 so wait, he has a low mileage high diserable trim of the MK3 golf? Damn, boris is secretly a millionare
I cant find that car in shit condition even and he is buying a almost new one
It died 2 years later.
this looks great thank you borris
*Sees VR6 emblem*
“Ah thats fake for sure”
*Sees engine bay*
~Insert surprised pikachu meme here~
😮
Me too
Truuuuue
:0
was same, at first - ha ha putting vr6 sticker - oh on actual VR6 golf :D damn that car is a beast. Had it, the 2.8 in Golf is like 2.0 in fiat punto or smth :D
*puts on VR6 badge*
Hahahaha what a joke
*Shot of engine bay*
Oh..
Hamsterwheel Nice likes
I don't get it can someone explain it
SILENT FLASH he actually has a big ass engine in his car
no what i mean is i don't get the VR6 joke as i am not a car person.
Because lot of people put on fake badges on a car. Like putting an M badge on a bmw 3 series with a 1.6 litre engine. At first I thought Boris did the same with the VR6 badge, until I saw he actually had that engine under the hood.
Thank you Comrade General 👍
I'm 46% Northwest Russian on my father's side. Therefore I am happy to learn about my culture in the form of Boris's awesome videos
This is all slavic culture, not only russian
Instructions Unclear
5 Babushkas ended up in my backseat and dont want to leave
In our backseat
@Andrew' s You are unoriginal and unfunny your joke is so old
@@canon7714 our joke
@@user-pm4wb8wr8f r/woooooooooosh
@andrew lozande I got the joke it was just shit tho
3:10 : "ha like all the fake badges on the road"
3:46 : "...oh"
oh no
Thats fffcking 2.9 engine in 1150 kilos car...
😂😂😂
real vr6?
@@pasmoi4233 yeah. It is original vr6
Gopniks of the world! UNITE!
This was the first video i watched from your channel and immediatly after the video i literally subscribed you and watched your videos for 2 hours
1. Alot of vodka
2.hardbass music
3.blyat my dudes
Коллекционер 38 my comrade why u no
you forgot about KURWA :D
Puts a VR6 badge on
Me: Ha, that's funny
I see the engine no more than 50 seconds later
Me: Oh ok, damn boris
Nicola D'Amico he actually has the type of engine
Because people were thinking of 90PS 1.6 and It come to 2.8 170PS
i married a russian girl. i felt that i needed to learn russian to be more intergrated into her culture. Now i know, i just need a few accessories in my car and im done. tak tak!
I tought he was joking about VR6 Golf mk.3....but damn, i was wrong
The golf actually looks better now. Well done
Ey Boris
How to slav my phone ?
Oh shit
We mean our phone blyat
XDXDXD
*we
No I
@@vennecia5606we mean our phone xd
USA:iPhone
Russia:ourphone
I dont get these jokes ;-;
I Tried It It Was So Sick Thanks To You Boris
Love it! The only thing better would be if this was done on a Lada instead of a Volkswagen.
*OUR* car looks nice
*loads AK47*
Opens vodka
Does kazotisky kick
Sits in Slav squat
*COMMUNISM*
(Soviet anthem playing)
Video proudly sponsored by Adidas.
Not. Sponsored by Adibas.
*Our* video
Денис Степаненко abidas
@@shitposts6737 abigass
Am I the only one who has just started watching this channel and has no idea what “Slav” means??
Also that amazing accent makes the video ten times funnier, its so good 🤣
This is one of the first videos I watched here in this channel.
*RING RING BLYAT MAMA CALLING*
*PICK UP CYKA*
'-'WºW'-'
Hello? Mama? Issoupready
with that blyatiful accent
last time I'm came this quick my wife left me
U fucking genius
last time i came this early your mom left me.
Oh fuck off pickle
I remember my cousin showing me this and the Lada video. Amazing.
Спасибо, товарищ, я использую это видео с пользой
3:36 I thought it was gonna be "BLyat"
me too
What if mama sees your car?
He is very polite man)
Yea same
Me too
Police : no drink and drive
Boris : a shot while driving
Kvass does not have alcohol, seems like a western spy
@@whsprLenYT **calls the Red Army**
Where I can get that shot glass holder?
@@nlauris23 need it too.
FoxAYT Remix kvas have alcohol, 1,2%
prime slav retro content... cheeki breeki 4 life! thanks Boris.
Dude, I love the phone handset attachment! I need one of those in my life :D
I played this to my grandmother
now she is Babushka
No...
*OUR BABUSHKA*
@@jonathanh.p1997 лол, неплохо
@@Okt1an sorry mate, I don't speak Russian
@@jonathanh.p1997 i said: lol, not bad)
@@Okt1an oh ok
Probably this comment won't get any attention from you, Boris, but I want to THANK YOU for your content. It always makes me laugh and be a little happier and escape from my depression or from my thoughts. So, THANK YOU
+Tempus Fugit
stay cheeki breeki, comrade
this guys makes my day better
You made me smile today, alot :)
"Ring Ring Blyat Mama Calling " got a new ringtone
Well ..... I. Russian it means
" Ring Ring Bitch(blyat) Mama Calling"
@@carolusgustav4649 isn't 'сука' bitch?
@@hubb8049 don't listen him. Blyat means Damn in here.
RAJ SINGH блять means fuck or shit
guys, shit "дерьмо", fuck "ебать or блять", bitch "сука".
Ring Ring Blyat Mama Calling
Hello?
Mama?
Issoupready? 😂😂
Nikolai aka CasSpell can someone make that a ring tone
Matrix XDgaming how do you cut parts out??
@Matrix XDgaming mine too
this video brings back good memories, when me and my friends watched it in first year of highschool.
2016, great time for a first year in highschool right?.. lol
Hey this is the most entertaining and short car idea vids
I followed the instructions to this video and I can no longer drive my car. My car just plays csgo non-stop now, and to make it even worse it only queues up on dust 2 with a ping of about 300. Thank you for making my car useless to me, Boris, it doesn't even need me anymore
I bet police seeing your car salute instead of chasing after it
_our_ car
They squat
They drive in the opposite direction as soon as they see it
*Our* Car**soviet anthem plays in de background**
They chase it then fill up the shot glass.
I've missed this video
That was one if the best videos ive seen