How to squat like Slav
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Boris walks you through how to squat like slav.
This is a tutorial for any beginner or advanced slav.
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As some wise gopnik said:
*heels on ground, comrade found*
*heels in sky, western spy*
Damn it rhymes......
Did u come up with this?
That's pretty good
@@arjunmadan318 no fellow gopniks told me about it while beating me up for money
@@feetlover1004 ok
@@feetlover1004 that's sad
@@Fuzzy.Wuzzy45 no not at all it's normal in russian cities (not in moscow and st. Petersburg)
Why this video is not in the category : Education
A good question.
because of discrimination against slavs
I would put that into "health and fitness"
Because boris teach us
Because it is a lesson for life
Dear Boris,
I know things have been rough on here. You just released a video about how you're starting over. Just take some happiness from the fact that this video was suggested to me today by CZcams. I don't know why, I don't know how, but I am glad this happened.
Stay cheeki breeki my friend.
Happened to me to
ay man, I watched this when I was a kid, when I was like ten.
I wanted to say thank u for the memories man.
9.6 million western spies: "Hmm, interesting"
Well im not western spy
@@floppa1819 that's what a western spy would say
@@zondo5750 Im from slavic country.
@@floppa1819 proof
@@Yomesto how do u want me to proof
I've nearly perfected the technique, a little more balance and I can spy on Slavs without any suspicion
Western Spy Alert KURWA
ANNUUUUUUU
PIZDEC IS AMERIKANSKI SPY
TheLemonDavo
WESTERN SPY! kolya.
Thank you for this video. I clicked on this for shits and giggles back in high school and it’s the way I normally sit now. It’s made my legs a lot stronger and I get impressed remarks from random strangers here in the U.S. quite often for this. Definitely don’t regret.
really lol, i am in high school and i watched this video and i sit like this a lot as well
When your joints are shit and you can't do the slave squat without hurt
**sad squat noises**
The slave squat
slave
@@bdxa9611 very much correct
Slav*
try it every day every night when you eat drink play and you will become better the more you drink
I went back to Russia not long ago and I literally see young males in track suits sitting like this in neighborhoods playing cards, smoking, and drinking.
Admiral Ackbar Welcome to russia blyat.
Vili valtonen Why not Nike?
Ivica Baksa HOW DARE YOU EVEN SAY THAT WESTERN SPY BRAND?!
Vili valtonen
What is a blyat ?
ARGPM The only word you need to know in russian.
0% nudity
20% drugs
0% sportcars
0% fake propaganda
80% *slav*
i think it's 99,9999% slav my brotha
@@cecakgabut1030 and 00,0001...
PUTIN
Not drugs
Excessive vodka xd
shut up stupid america
Vid Brezovnik wrong, it’s 1000% SLAV
Slav: *is happy*
Thanos: perfectly balanced, like all things should be
I have been looking for a comfortable solution s**t in a bush for a long time. This video changed my life.
A.D.I.D.A.S
[All Day i drink and squat]
thats the western spy version
the true slav version is
All
Day
I
Dream
About
Socialism
@@TheFormHater you made "ADITAS"
@@samsungalaxyxd1823 I meant to say "dream", not "think". Fixed it.
After Dinner I Did A Shit reed da virst ledders ov eech vord
1000 subs whit no videos u dumb
After all these years squatting like Western Spy, I tried Slav squat once and immediately succeeded.
Does this mean I am Slav Spy in West?
this means you are double agent.
Oi blin!
Ich1GoTgl dzis mins zat you are afisialy a rashan spy, you will now gave to liern gow to live like a rashan spy.
sleeper agent
gophop Squatter agent
спасибо, товарищ, что научил меня приседать, как настоящий славянин
anyone else still watching this legend? i still watch this dude, he makes my day…
Heels on ground
Comrade found
Heels in sky
Western spy
Spade s Underrated comment
Stolen
Yis
My toes are in the sky wtf am I
Heels in sky
Western spy
Heels are flat
cyka blyat
best position for peeling potatoes
I use it for hand washing my slav apparel.
One day Latvian is on home when door knocks
"Hello it is potato man, i give free potato"
Man is very happy and open doors for free potato
But there's no free potato
Is actually secret police, man is arrested
Augusto Konrad
Gar Kaizar Xizarus exactly why I use this technique :^)
666 like burn in the hell!
One of the first Boris vids we saw, started us being fans. And just got recommended it again today? Not going to complain! Time to rewatch all the classics.
This video lives in my heart.
Perfectly balanced. As all things should be
Sound thanos
*Thanos Joined the Chat*
Damnit i wanted to post that
Slavs: We do that for casual reasons like vodka and cig
asians: We do that everyday in the morning
Pretty late but,when I try to do it,my ass touches on the ground,what am I doing wrong?
What have I stumbled upon here
WHOAH. Hi Dan.
The 2nd best channel in excistence (behind your of course)
Glorious Slav squatting is what
+Dan Bull greatness itself
+Dan Bull Oh god Dan Bull here? didnt expect that. You just witnessed the true meaning of life.
I'm planning a trip to eastern Europe and found this super helpful
I miss these kind of videos, he sounded happy in them
Heels high, western spy
outdated memes well said
rip gabe 1000th like
Mister Theguy isn't CZcams a western app 0.o
gooby doggo heels on the ground comraf found
I really really really like this image!
Blyatiful
Павел Иванов Saúde.
Я руский
@@justarandombloke9989 нет, даже написать правильно не можешь, лол
@@justarandombloke9989 Выучи русский
cyka
It's been a couple of years since I first watched this, now I can squat like you, thank you, comrade
I needed this
Beware. Never squat if you suspect there's a fart incoming. The consequences could be worse than Chernobyl explosion.
Hahaha true
y xd
Squatting helped me do that
@@elliedefox2783 Don't ever do it again, we don't need another Tsar Bomba test
GiordieMK I coughed and my sister told me to shut up
you didn’t mention anything about clothing. I wore Nike and couldn’t do it, but then wore Adidas and it worked fine
It works with Converse too
Буржуй блять! У нас в России нахуй за Nike и Adidas убивают бля! Прям с ногами отрубают, а если кто видит фото коссовок, тогда у него глаза вырывают и сжирают
Only Adidas will do the trick
Adidas: Sponsored by Russia
true slav can use all types of clothing for a good squat
iv been squatting like a spy for years that it just feels more balanced and comfortable but thank you for teaching me the true slav ways ill make sure to do so in the future
I have been squatting like a western spy all my life, but not in vain! It prepared me for the true Slav squat, allowing me to master it in an instant once shown the way. Thanks Comrade! I cannot imagine what my life would be like had I never squat at all.
Instructions unclear, was sent to gulag.
MrSamulai
You must be a western spy
Or you did it wrong
MrSamulai I
Doesn't work if you are Lithuanian. I tried and I started speaking Polish and having USSR flashbacks. Tips?
Drink more vodka ;)
+Polska Hachikuji :3 You kurwa mać hamburger!
Nojus Mažvydas hahahahha
If you want to be a Gopnik you need to start speaking Russian, buy "Ushanka" and АК-12/АК-15 (if you want to be a modern Slav) or АК-47/АК-74 (if you want to be a old school Slav)
Turn off communism mode
Coming here every year to take the lesson again, thanks Boris!
This actually helped so much.
Heels to the ground: safe and sound
Heels to the sky: western spy
Jackson Evans heels in the sky western spy heels on ground commerade found
Comrade, I am taking that
SovietBlin31
Comrade, -I- We are taking that
Heels to ground: Safe and sound
Heels to sky: Time to die
I have had this question for a long time...
What if someone squats with only one heel on the ground ?
What are they?
A weastern spy ?
I have no idea
Adidas shoes grant +5 Squat balance and -9 capitalism.
Adidas where created in nazi germany
@@destroyfuffa6689 ok. And?
@@ru4965 No, I'm not And
@@arronsoup4446 u western spy.
Slavs: We do that for casual reasons like vodka and cig
asians: We do that everyday in the morning
This is the very first video i watch on Life of Boris
This has taught me soo much. Thank you very much my good sir.
"Heels touch ground, when slavs squat around."
I live by that quote.
Yes, it great quote
indeed it is
Shit, this actually helps when I'm on a trip and there's no chairs to sit on.
Thanks!
Snipz Нэт аи ем нот Американ ю рат-фасед бастард.
+Girom Christian Calica kek
What trip has no chairs xD
+Nick LaRange HAHAHA
Is it a bad thing that I understood what you were saying?
The thumbnail is the gopnik award
He looks so goofy yet so professional, so unimpressive yet so intimidating, so childish yet so mature, so unethical yet so attentive.
A perfectly balanced slav... is a happy slav XD
Longwei 龙威 unless if you were a western spy
How can they be balanced with all that vodka in them
boi you were on that bird video
A true slav is not balanced only without vodka
a perfectly balanced western spy is a sad spy
As a polish Slav I can confirm that the Slav squat is everywhere
Zgadzam się z tobą
Bracie
Glaswegian, and I'm constantly squatting
O polak
My dog and kat (cat) can do a Slav squat
I"m so happy that the automated subtitles are able to translate those English words, now I truly know what Slav tries to learn me, thank you!
Finally did it man
(Praticing for 9 days to do this man like its hard man but thx a lot man, have a piece🤙)
"A perfectly balanced SLAV is a happy SLAV"
"Physical fitness is the first requisite of happiness.”
- Joseph Pilates.
*IT ALL MAKE SENSE*
Oh, nice.
Great minds think alike
0:53 *WESTERN SPY SQUAT* 😂😂
Totally a Spy --> J Bayawon
He do that cause he show you not to do while you near a slavic -_-
CYKA BLYAT!!!! DEPLOY THE VODKA ROCKETS!
Slavs are nit just russhia
B L Y A T I S W E S T E R N S P Y
You help my Friend a Lot Thank you
This is the video which made me a fan!
I am proud of motherland
there's a spy in our midst though...
@@createrz8433 blin, there's more than 1 western spy
Get out of here vrod!
Motherland
i hate you
Heels on the ground
Comrade found
Heels in the sky
Western spy
Beautiful
@@haleypaskos3947 BLATIFUL
@@DeezYoink *BLYATIFUL
SLAVIC PARTY
@@DeezYoink Oh yeah!
BLYATIFUL
Thank you for teaching me the ways of Slav
thanks boris! this really helped
LOVE LOVE LOVE !!
+Belleville197
+Life of Boris hey Boris I've been building an eastern European city in MC, would you be interested in reviewing it?
+Igor Igor Blyek! don't forget to put Khrushchyovka's in the city,those are the huge apartment buildings that are like the Pripyat apartment buildings,you can also find them in most russian towns.
Watching videos for last few days. Have a MAAD crush on this guy. Are all slav guys like this?
+Gretchen C
All true slav are, maybe I take you to dinner, all mayonez you can eat!
I just found this man and now I can’t stop watching him
same
Same
SaMe
Is hard to get him out of ur life again
да, he is like that.
I now have a life goal
Best slavic video Boris. I'm so proud of you 😌
“Squatting down on full heels”
*asian squat has entered the chat*
Asian squat intensifies
Asian squat is a whole different level
Slav Squat is better name
**Am central asian slav**
YEE BOI-- LES GO ASIAN SQUATS SQUAD--
I used to sit on my gaming chair. Now I squat on desk with keyboard on lap.
THANK YOU BORIS!
+Bandit Gryphen
You taught me well comrade.
My version, I used to sit on my 8 year old ductaped chair, Now i squat on desk with dild- i mean keyboard on leap.
THANK YOU MAYONE- I MEAN, BORIS!
boris taught us well my child
Omg lol
Thanks alot, this helped.
this brings back memories
' A perfectly balanced slav is a happy slav' xD
Daëmon lol
even after all that vodka
Daëmon yes
Daëmon true
i am finnish and when i squated i started speaking russian. Does anybody know whats happenig.
gassluc warcry when I did the squat I started saying дададада сука Ыуат.send help
gassluc you finally became a man..you know, you are finn in childhood but sooner or later you must...you know...become adult, arrogant, dumb....you know...(sorry im kidding, im italian and that video is fuckin funny..)
You reached finish line
gassluc Lets meet in Torilla and Slav Squat because Suomi perkele
+Ryan Jones Now look who i found :D
BORIS slayed that slav squat💅
Great tutorial
instructions unclear. sent to gulag for western spy
Storm trooper bob might wanna check how your comment is doing👍
lolllllll
"This is what we call western spy squat" I laughed like shit 😂😂
They must’ve seen through your shoddy squatting technique.
place feet flat on ground, shoulder width apart like conscript soldier (drunk soldier optional)
as you squat down your cheeky breekies will lean back while your upper breeky goes forward
as you slide further down you will feel slav blood start to calm in your feet and bile. You will feel what spies call 'balanced'.
Recognize your free hands and absolute stillness in the slav squat. Then pick up drink and do what you feel.
Which is drink.
I forgot the name of the channel so I just searched up “how to Slav” and this was first result
Nice
slavaboo detected
I just searched up ‘Russian squatting man’
@@fermentedbeans8073 lol tf
Asian squat looks the same with Slav squat
i had to search Gopnik squat to find this channel back
thank you boris
Thank you very much 😅
I have short calf muscles. Cannot do a perfect squat. Considering suicide.
Rip
+Just Waari Not worry, drink plenty Vodka and pray daily to the god of Slavs Ivanovich Ivanovsky and your muscle grow back in no time
BLIN! Is only your lack of try, not your calf.
+Just Waari Literally looked it up on Wikipedia "Most western adults cannot place their heels flat on the ground when squatting because of shortened Achilles tendons" Noooo
KironVB Well that's mostly because westeners aren't used to squatting.
I've been squatting like a western spy for years. Thank you comrade for teaching me the true way of the slav.
Outstanding...
I became confident in the accuracy of the information upon observing a vodka bottle in lieu of a shampoo bottle 0:08
84% *Slav squat*
15% _Indonesian squat_
1% Others
Indonesia not say squat BUT
JUNGKOOK
@@supremeintruder sounds like a Korean name
@@supremeintruder *JONGKOK NOT JUNGKOOK
@@supremeintruder *JONGKOK
It's Jongkok slank to be Jungkook
I used to be korean
But im slav now
Asian spy
South-Southeastern-Russian spy
I used to be indian
But I'm Slav now
me too
I used to be Indian but now I’m Slav
This video really helped
7 years later and this gem still popped up on my recommended 😂😂
If ur indonesian/malaysian you'll definetely know how to squat like slav cuz most public toilets in indonesia/malaysia are squat toilets.. xD
+Mann Of War yea ikr.. squatting toilets are better than sitting toilets
+Awesome Guy but i cant squat,even if im malaysian,altho,i do have that one squating toilet,but i cant shit on that
confirmed, but we don' call it slav squatting, we call it south east asian squatting
petters8787 yea just call it "*The Asian Squatting*" xD lol
#SEASQUAT
Squat in Russia: "welcome, comrade"
Squat in Asia: "ah, I see you're man of culture as well"
Squat in western: *impossible*
Edit: i see a lot of new people on reply section. Are this video just get to your recommendation again?
Fajri hey I am a westerner who does slav squat easily. And I have only like 13% Slav in me.
Damn that is sooo true. In asia we say that to each other and offer then some good kvass and ask them to play cards :D
Fajri sounds like a southeast Asian name. Are you Indonesian/Malaysian?
@@cateatinrat78 I'm Indonesian
@@cateatinrat78 actually fajri (fajr) is originally from arabic word meaning dawn. but yeah indonesian likes arabic name.
I properly slav squat and that skill has come in handy here in Washington State where it is either hot af or cold af, so you dont want to set your butt on the ground… and did you know that a lot of washington has a similar climate to kazakhstan? It is either can be up to 38 celsius or as low as -28 celsius on occasions
Depois de 6 anos estou assistindo esse vídeo novamente, porque o CZcams me recomendou. Muito bom 👌
But Boris what if I don't have legs
Bepis squat with hands
XD
Nick Vujicic is that you ? :P ;D
Bepis then u are not true gopnik
Bepis use crazy diamond to squat
i'm australian and i squat like this all the time, my dad can't believe how i do it so casually. i didn't know it was a slav thing lol
the slav is stong with you
I spent most of my life backpacking on weekends, and often didn't have a chair or good log to sit on and made do with a nice squat.
@KingT_ 02 don't think so, as far as i can tell my lineage is mostly scottish and german
Then i do it,almost everyone what im with,says'ArE YoU sHiTiNg'?and im like,𝘽𝙍𝙐𝙃
@@Phantom_edger they dont know the slav culture
Apparently ive been slav squatting my entire life and had no idea 💀
Ok well turns out im slavic 🤣
1:09 I heard like 7 pops in my bones when I stood up
What if Boris was actually the Crazy Russian Hacker?
crazy russian hacker is western spy
Raf Tash Nope nope nope nope Boris live in Europe CrazyRussianHacker lives in america no chance.
Raf Tash "Velcom bak to mai labaratry wair Slav skwat si nambur wan pryrority"
Claus Roquefort da
JE 123 exdee
Also Indonesian:
Hold My Toilet..
Me: *reading this comment
Also me: *high pitch demonic laughing
Also if u are not Indonesian, let me explain.
In Indonesia there is a toilet that require squating to use. Many houses uses this toilet. And in Indonesia, squating is common.
(Di Indonesia ada sebuah toilet yang jika ingin digunakan harus jongkok. toilet ini biasanya sering ditemukan di rumah rumah. Dan di Indonesia jongkok adalah hal yang biasa)
Beda kemiringan
@@mich4408 huu
@@bobimaliks ???
Good
Thank you
me as a Asian :*A R E Y O U S U R E Y O U C A N D O L O N G E R T H A N M E*
I was taking a shower and slav squatting at the same time
when feeling cold taking shower do squats for your thighs and listen to polka for soul
slav shower
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
Unlike overwatch
Thanos
Unlike World of Tanks russian bias
What about torb
r/unexpectedthanos
Thanks man
I am from the netherlands and a high school friend who was from a czech family always squatted down like that, i had no frigging clue it was a slav thing lol
Still the greatest Channel on youtube
True
+battlefield recon u happy for friday 6 battlefield 5
+Aleksander Nikolai Dahl yeah!
+battlefield recon good
Squatting like this is actually really comfortable, Slav rating- 10/10
*Gopnik award
your a good teacher
When my little brother was 3 he learned himself the Slav squat