Rating countries by slavness - Travel with Boris

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  • Boris reviews slavness. Stay safe in public WIFI, go to nordvpn.com/lifeofboris and use code LIFEOFBORIS 2 year plan + 4 month free with massive discount. Stay safe! Stay cheeki breeki!
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    COUNTRIES VISITED:
    Spain:
    • Spain but the S is sil...
    • The Chernobyl of West ...
    Czech Rep:
    • PRAGUE REVEALED: Scamm...
    • MY SHASHLIK STORY - Bo...
    Finland:
    • WHITE FINNISH SMURFS -...
    Latvia:
    • SLAV MAN DRINKS GREEN,...
    • ADVENTURES OF KVASSMAN...
    Norway:
    • TROLLS OF NORWAY - Bor...
    Hungary:
    • In search of true Goul...
    • Frankenblin, the Hunga...
    Bulgaria:
    • Cheburek on Boris stre...
    Germany:
    • CHEAP ENTERTAINMENT - ...
    Estonia:
    • FOUR SEASONS OF SÜLT -...
    Lithuania:
    • GOPNIK TOUR of Vilnius...
    Poland:
    • MAJONEZ AND KIELBASA P...
    Belgium:
    • POWDERED MAYONEZ WAFFL...
    Slovakia:
    • 100 POP-RADS BAR - Slo...
    • Teleporting Tea - Slov...
    • Boris visits Tatratea ...
    England:
    • Boris goes London - Co...
    Russia:
    • Matryoshkas and Caviar...
    • Metro 2017: Dashcams a...
    Background music:
    • uamee - DELET THIS NAHUI
    Intro music:
    Gopnik McBlyat - Snakes in Tracksuits
    Outro music:
    Cheeki Breeki Hardbass Anthem

Komentáře • 9K

  • @paulrobbins4879
    @paulrobbins4879 Před 3 lety +10410

    If Boris ever gets married, I want to see a special called "Wife of Boris"

    • @hybridAbsol
      @hybridAbsol Před 3 lety +169

      He will have a lot lol

    • @nicksandoval9147
      @nicksandoval9147 Před 3 lety +180

      Gopnika girls are the best!

    • @Junior_Kula
      @Junior_Kula Před 3 lety +189

      That will be one hell of a Gopnitsa to impress the Slav King himself I must say. But I do believe that eventually the love for mayonez will not be strong enough to defeat such fierce opponent and competitor still we have to wait and see if there are such awesome gopnitsas as they proclaim after all low and behold St. Petersburg remains and is a Russian City!

    • @matusacerasella
      @matusacerasella Před 3 lety +46

      it should be his wife's channel..:))))))

    • @onewarriorinside6859
      @onewarriorinside6859 Před 3 lety +23

      If he ever does a motovlog of some sort, I need the video to be called drive of Boris.

  • @TheSecretStone
    @TheSecretStone Před 3 lety +2532

    As a Russian living in Norway, I literally almost died of laughter at that "no" XD It's so true, no slavness here what so ever XD

    • @comradekenobi6908
      @comradekenobi6908 Před 3 lety +43

      The Background is what made it funny lol

    • @K-E-R-M-I-T
      @K-E-R-M-I-T Před 3 lety +16

      Yep not very slav here

    • @Alan-pv2bi
      @Alan-pv2bi Před 3 lety +7

      @MissySecret I want to add a 👍 but do not want to add to the 4:20 that you have

    • @JusticeGamingNY
      @JusticeGamingNY Před 3 lety +24

      Yes no slav very nordic Odin good

    • @smoore8552
      @smoore8552 Před 3 lety +1

      @Jørgen Johansen Agreed

  • @user-ex7os8tm5i
    @user-ex7os8tm5i Před 2 lety +762

    I've never been more proud to be Bulgarian... A 9,5 from Boris? You might as well have called us Chernobyl 2, 'cause my heart melted.

    • @cek0792
      @cek0792 Před 2 lety +27

      melted just like the nuclear reactor meltdown :)

    • @kolekgaming4244
      @kolekgaming4244 Před 2 lety +3

      As a proud polish person 9.7 is i think higher jk 9.5 is also really good

    • @h2.t2
      @h2.t2 Před rokem +2

      My heart got destroyed when he mentioned Germany, along with the Berlin Wall.

    • @nighthowk117
      @nighthowk117 Před rokem +1

      @@kolekgaming4244 we are the true 10/10 in being slavs, Hungary was the secend most slavic county until Ottomans came. LITERALLY Poland is the only slavoc country that want forced to intermingle with different ethnicity. In dact Russians are one of the least slavic I'd slavs since the Mongols reduced their number so much they had to intermingle with the Mongols so much Russians are actually genetically more Mongolian than Slavic.

    • @zoolkhan
      @zoolkhan Před rokem

      aaaw :)
      i come from rollercoaster finland. We apreciate vodka, and banya - and we like to die at midsummer while pissing drunk standing in a rowingboat on the middle of a lake. We can outgopnick the russians anytime in some disciplines, but we actually do like chairs and benches - and those tracksuits are not practical enough for us.
      Shashlick? we have some slavic restaurants in the capital.. (the russian kitchen is awesome there, but not cheap - also expect to get a lot of teleporter juice there)
      boris, dont get a contract. i want to see more of your stuff.

  • @MicukoFelton
    @MicukoFelton Před 2 lety +643

    As a Bulgarian I'm proud of our high Slavic rating.

    • @rtservice6858
      @rtservice6858 Před 2 lety +13

      Bulgaria has 10 Slav rating

    • @fubuki908
      @fubuki908 Před 2 lety +1

      indeed, and it was the city where I live, so +respect for Boris

    • @yeahweburnstuff
      @yeahweburnstuff Před 2 lety +3

      As a non-Bulgarian I LOVE Bulgaria! Waiting to move back ASAP!!

    • @user-dd4sq4hg2t
      @user-dd4sq4hg2t Před 2 lety +2

      България!!!!!!!

    • @lpsfoxstar8454
      @lpsfoxstar8454 Před 2 lety +2

      as a finn i'm releaved of our low rating, nothing against slavs, just feeling a bit of *cough* nordic supremesy right now *cough*
      (joking, of course)

  • @ShadowTheParrot
    @ShadowTheParrot Před 2 lety +1142

    As a Norwegian, I love how you put Norway, showed a small cip of nature, and just like... No. Gave me a good laugh.

    • @Luredreier
      @Luredreier Před 2 lety +27

      Yeah, me to honestly.
      Although I do feel like we deserve a 0,5 or 1 or some such given the Russians working and/or living here, both in Northern Norway, Svalbard and to a lesser degree elsewhere.

    • @user-mh2uj7ns6h
      @user-mh2uj7ns6h Před 2 lety +49

      I'd give Norway at least 3 points because of bears and cold winters, also alcoholism ;D

    • @bartjoboy
      @bartjoboy Před 2 lety +9

      But if you go for the nature, most beautiful country I've ever visited though!

    • @ShadowTheParrot
      @ShadowTheParrot Před 2 lety +8

      @@bartjoboy I agree with that. :)
      I couldn't imagine living anywhere else honestly. Well. Other then the nordic countries.

    • @freyjulundr
      @freyjulundr Před 2 lety +6

      think he just answerd for all of scandinavia including iceland lmao

  • @hrisihristova8601
    @hrisihristova8601 Před 2 lety +2168

    The most slavic countries by far:
    1#-Russia inf/10
    2#-Poland 9.6/10
    3#-Bulgaria 9.5/10

    • @roberttwardowski9711
      @roberttwardowski9711 Před 2 lety +39

      We try not be very slavic

    • @ukasz8631
      @ukasz8631 Před 2 lety +108

      @@roberttwardowski9711 Ironic

    • @stefanmilosevic8899
      @stefanmilosevic8899 Před 2 lety +61

      Serbia is 8.0

    • @roberttwardowski9711
      @roberttwardowski9711 Před 2 lety +16

      Is it an honor to be slavic ?

    • @gingrin6289
      @gingrin6289 Před 2 lety +174

      @@roberttwardowski9711 Well, a tree without roots is a dead tree.
      It is an honor to be part of any culture. The Arabs are proud to be Arab, the Turkic are proud to be Turkic, the Germans are proud to be German, so on.
      It is definitely not a shame to be Slavic in any case...

  • @DanY-mj4gl
    @DanY-mj4gl Před 2 lety +203

    "ah yes the country with four seasons of fall"
    i fuckin died lmao

    • @vincem3748
      @vincem3748 Před 11 měsíci +4

      Boris literally says that in his original Estonia video.
      The four seasons of Estonia: autumn, fall, осень, and sügis 😂

  • @eduardopujol7111
    @eduardopujol7111 Před 2 lety +113

    Hey Boris, my county Cuba might not be Western European but we are the Slavs of the Caribbean 😂

    • @mateuszbartosik1507
      @mateuszbartosik1507 Před rokem +3

      It makes me wanna visit Cuba :D

    • @ChromeXk
      @ChromeXk Před rokem +3

      having visited Cuba many times while I was working on a cruise ship, you are certainly not wrong! Nice place.

    • @clutteredchicagogarage2720
      @clutteredchicagogarage2720 Před rokem +11

      As a Pole, I was very pleased to see old Polish-manufactured Fiat 126p cars in Havana. Amazing. I took a taxi, and my Cuban cab driver had a degree in physics and computer engineering from MGU and spoke Russian. I've studied both Russian and Spanish, and it was awesome to meet a cab driver who spoke exceptional Russian and also English (and obviously Spanish). The guy won a Cuban national award for computer engineering in the 1980s, but then he discovered that he could make more money driving tourists around in his cab than he could by working as a computer engineer.
      So look, Cuba has cab drivers who speak Russian. Polish Fiat 126p cars on the street. Plenty of cheap beer, and lots of high-rise concrete buildings. It is the most-slavic country in the western hemisphere!

  • @novemberdezember4133
    @novemberdezember4133 Před 3 lety +393

    Why Chernobyl is a country: has Border, police, Shops, very good nuclear system, roads, visitors, people, river, fun park.. What else do you need to accept it as a country?

    • @Merlin191
      @Merlin191 Před 3 lety +22

      Own government, lead by strong western spies, as every other real slavic country, Well, except Russia.

    • @EL100TIFIKO_01
      @EL100TIFIKO_01 Před 3 lety +1

      An army 😨

    • @poorchava
      @poorchava Před 3 lety +9

      I'd probably argue about that nuclear system being good...

    • @i-refuse-to-set-a-username
      @i-refuse-to-set-a-username Před 3 lety

      @@EL100TIFIKO_01 Germany doesn’t have an army after WW2 and it’s a country

    • @EL100TIFIKO_01
      @EL100TIFIKO_01 Před 3 lety

      @@i-refuse-to-set-a-username I didn't say anything about Germany...

  • @MarieAvora
    @MarieAvora Před 3 lety +312

    I love how the gopnik Lithuanian school he pointed to is literally the best high school in the country

    • @Ulvetann
      @Ulvetann Před 3 lety +31

      I thought it was a factory processing lice-juice...

    • @denji7556
      @denji7556 Před 3 lety +3

      @@Ulvetann fortunately it ain't

    • @Edgarausaa
      @Edgarausaa Před 3 lety +10

      Now it look much better actually lol

    • @Alessandro_Berlusc
      @Alessandro_Berlusc Před 2 lety +1

      Looks like a inner city hs in Chicago

  • @daykaan6728
    @daykaan6728 Před 2 lety +57

    As a German i feel very confident about that score 🤣

  • @dbfz_swaggur2437
    @dbfz_swaggur2437 Před 2 lety +190

    As a Lithuanian, I am honored to hear we got such a high rating, when you come here in summer, all people are cooking outside is shashlik

    • @yeetbooii
      @yeetbooii Před 2 lety +4

      init lmao

    • @ihatelols
      @ihatelols Před 2 lety +4

      Same in Estonia :D

    • @suxyho
      @suxyho Před rokem +1

      i love the smell of the meat frying and i eat it with rice and silkes

    • @mrtrollnator123
      @mrtrollnator123 Před rokem

      Is shashlik like shish kebab?

    • @yurkofess3825
      @yurkofess3825 Před rokem

      Well, at winter too - been there, done that 🤣

  • @byzanti-knithi8464
    @byzanti-knithi8464 Před 3 lety +1680

    Borrislavia isn’t even on the scale, that is how Slavic it is

    • @FusionEXE
      @FusionEXE Před 3 lety +39

      As a citizen of Borrislavia, i can say this is a very slav country.

    • @hughjass1976
      @hughjass1976 Před 3 lety +11

      Bc the list is places he's visited, he's from Borislavia

    • @Bananboi6969
      @Bananboi6969 Před 3 lety +8

      @@hughjass1976 he is the president of borislavia

    • @LilTachanka
      @LilTachanka Před 3 lety +2

      no is because boris dont want you to know where he lives, AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @hughjass1976
      @hughjass1976 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Bananboi6969 and the majority of counties require you to live in the place to be head of state, no?

  • @derblaue
    @derblaue Před 3 lety +737

    Though germany isn't realy slav it's still the origin of adidas

    • @liviaclaire
      @liviaclaire Před 2 lety +58

      Adidas with only 3 stripes, though. Not enough 😂😂😂

    • @w.d.gaster8722
      @w.d.gaster8722 Před 2 lety +1

      Romania isn't either, but here we are just getting fuck from everywhere so, hey Russia it has been the big bro for such a long ass time so fuck it, we are Slavic who cares

    • @Jeansowaty
      @Jeansowaty Před 2 lety +21

      Germany used to be a Slavic country before those Western spies have killed Polabians and Sorbians off.

    • @71CommodoreGSE
      @71CommodoreGSE Před 2 lety +6

      @@Jeansowaty I have sorbians in my family, they are still around in Lusatia.

    • @Jeansowaty
      @Jeansowaty Před 2 lety +1

      @@71CommodoreGSE That's so awesome! I instead had Polabian Slavs in my family as far as 1700-something :)

  • @NoZoDE
    @NoZoDE Před 2 lety +60

    As a bavarian (southern German) I can say nobody I know feels like they belong in Berlin. It is the kind of place you visit once and then never again

    • @Metternich_Enjoyer
      @Metternich_Enjoyer Před rokem +9

      As an Austrian that has visited Berlin, I fully agree. Berlin is hell.

    • @aeuropeannotbritish7754
      @aeuropeannotbritish7754 Před rokem +6

      As an east german i also agree

    • @Burning_Dwarf
      @Burning_Dwarf Před rokem +7

      Dutch/German border person here, Berlin is not for normal humans it seems.

    • @redgavril
      @redgavril Před rokem +1

      I visited Berlin 3 times (3 times to much) and it’s terrible

  • @nemrtvi4549
    @nemrtvi4549 Před 2 lety +33

    As a dude who has lived in Slovakia for many moons, I agree think the teleporting juice would have given Slavookya at least an 8. :)

  • @PureRushXevus
    @PureRushXevus Před 3 lety +867

    *me, a Norwegian seeing Norway*
    "Oh, what's it gonna be-.. oh."

    • @AceYoPro
      @AceYoPro Před 3 lety +21

      Han tar ikke feil da xD landet vårt er for fint til å være slavisk lol.

    • @spradebass4964
      @spradebass4964 Před 3 lety +4

      @@AceYoPro bare vent noen år du!

    • @ihateeverything3972
      @ihateeverything3972 Před 3 lety +33

      Norway only has very good...
      Drugs.
      Yeah that's really it, yall must have a chemistry lab on every corner.

    • @PureRushXevus
      @PureRushXevus Před 3 lety +3

      @@ihateeverything3972 uh... wouldn't know lol

    • @snowjix
      @snowjix Před 3 lety +21

      @@PureRushXevus Im not sure if he means drugs as in narcotics or drugs as in perscription medicine from the pharmacy. So confusing that drugs are used to describe both fo these.

  • @TimeSong426
    @TimeSong426 Před 3 lety +1573

    I would say come to America but I have a feeling just entering our airspace would cause Boris to spontaneously combust

    • @filmandfirearms
      @filmandfirearms Před 3 lety +189

      Not to mention that he would probably be seriously called a spy

    • @EzraM5
      @EzraM5 Před 3 lety +38

      Hell, he'd turn to ashes where I live.

    • @deltasexual8251
      @deltasexual8251 Před 3 lety +47

      "Spontaneousium Combustium!"

    • @cheeki-breeki4207
      @cheeki-breeki4207 Před 3 lety +47

      America is shit

    • @asherreclaimer5026
      @asherreclaimer5026 Před 3 lety +134

      Let me put it this way, I would not be worried about boris If he came to America, but rather, Id be worried about America.

  • @withoutname235
    @withoutname235 Před rokem +6

    The winners are
    1 🇷🇺
    2 🇵🇱
    3 🇧🇬

  • @user-ju1ct4xn2r
    @user-ju1ct4xn2r Před 2 lety +23

    As a Bulgarian I feel real proud from that rate.

  • @Wolf_Khain
    @Wolf_Khain Před 2 lety +1791

    Germany: "Unless you work here, you don't feel like you belong here:"
    Thats the point.

    • @Metazolid
      @Metazolid Před 2 lety +77

      Bestätigt.

    • @harryw5622
      @harryw5622 Před 2 lety +28

      Ich Liebe Arbeite

    • @angriboi
      @angriboi Před 2 lety +161

      Even as a German, you don't feel like you belong here unless you have a job.

    • @Wolf_Khain
      @Wolf_Khain Před 2 lety +81

      @@angriboi very true. You'll have the feeling of being an outcast and everybody looking down at you with disgust, which they do.

    • @noilick
      @noilick Před 2 lety +14

      This is like hearing a Greek immigrant from Germany. 🤣

  • @ShortHax
    @ShortHax Před 3 lety +7500

    Boris, I dare you to cross the Atlantic Ocean and come to Canada, where our archaeologists dig out frozen cars instead of fossils in the winter. Still, we’d be sorry if you didn’t visit.

  • @randomsprite7515
    @randomsprite7515 Před 2 lety +13

    I lived in England my whole life and my family is Polish so thanks for a really good rating and plus England has many Eastern European stores and Polish Bakeries (karpaty) across Yorkshire.

    • @mollymcdade4031
      @mollymcdade4031 Před rokem +2

      The UK might not be organically Slav, but I like to think we have enough international culture that you could happily live a Slav lifestyle if you wanted to

    • @mrtrollnator123
      @mrtrollnator123 Před rokem +1

      The amount of polish stores I see in here is staggering

    • @tommcewan7936
      @tommcewan7936 Před rokem

      @@mollymcdade4031 definitely. Even my local Nisa recently started stocking Doctor's Sausage! (Not GOST standard, though)

  • @ralfgroh5967
    @ralfgroh5967 Před rokem +1

    Good work, keep it coming Boris! Gotta love it!

  • @Vladd0r
    @Vladd0r Před 2 lety +422

    The guy in Slovakia casually stealing a bike, im dead xD

    • @Roman-gy7pr
      @Roman-gy7pr Před 2 lety +22

      I would be surprised if there wasn't someone trying to steal a bike

    • @zdenekdanko4729
      @zdenekdanko4729 Před 2 lety +9

      I'm sure he lost the key to the lock. if he steals, he does it with hydraulic pliers. And that bike is not very valuable to steal it in public. 😉

    • @shikudaci
      @shikudaci Před 2 lety +12

      Im from Slovakia and its normal we have even slav in name of country

    • @zdenekdanko4729
      @zdenekdanko4729 Před 2 lety +2

      @@shikudaci akože bežne kradneš? 😲

    • @fermentingdragon
      @fermentingdragon Před 2 lety +3

      @@zdenekdanko4729 akože sa bežne kradne

  • @donaldotrumpu2069
    @donaldotrumpu2069 Před 2 lety +799

    "You see colorful people", while a guy trying to saw a bikelock LOL

    • @craftah
      @craftah Před 2 lety +19

      That's the joke

    • @dexus6549
      @dexus6549 Před 2 lety +8

      In one of the most visited places in Slovakia Bratislava Castle

    • @RealAugustusAutumn
      @RealAugustusAutumn Před 2 lety +11

      More like "coloured people"

    • @mrvwbug4423
      @mrvwbug4423 Před 2 lety +7

      For a second there I thought it was downtown Denver haha

    • @teodze3432
      @teodze3432 Před 2 lety +8

      Based and redpilled Boris

  • @Y2Knostalgia2000
    @Y2Knostalgia2000 Před 2 lety +6

    4:31 *bus casually drives in river*

  • @Selmarya
    @Selmarya Před 2 lety +7

    Norway at 4:23
    Boris: (quietly) *N O*

  • @povilzem
    @povilzem Před 3 lety +297

    "Almost as good as Poland."
    I'm happy with that.

    • @adam-vn2vw
      @adam-vn2vw Před 3 lety +1

      Which country?

    • @povilzem
      @povilzem Před 3 lety +58

      The one that's been almost as good as Poland for the last 600 years, Lithuania.

    • @adam-vn2vw
      @adam-vn2vw Před 3 lety +36

      @@povilzem Greetings from Poland

    • @povilzem
      @povilzem Před 3 lety +30

      @@adam-vn2vw Szczęść boźe

    • @corvy2823
      @corvy2823 Před 3 lety +17

      @@povilzem tak, ale tera wszyscy Polacy będą się gotować ze hur dur polska wielka Boris lubi

  • @retrowave762
    @retrowave762 Před 3 lety +417

    Ukraine should get an automatic 10 because they have Chernobyl and Pripyat

  • @AutumnMochi95
    @AutumnMochi95 Před 2 lety +14

    Here's to hoping that Boris can someday visit Southeast Asian countries 🥺🥺🥺

    • @freeman10000
      @freeman10000 Před rokem

      Gopnik qualities of China: Squatting, cheap alcohol, public drinking, shashlik (Chinese version of), squatting, lots of apartment buildings, lots of empty apartment buildings, squatting, next to Russia, questionable cars, sleeping in public, cheap tracksuit knock offs and finally squatting.

  • @khuul
    @khuul Před 2 lety +6

    That Norway reaction woke my whole house up. Thanks!

  • @Spinosaur_32
    @Spinosaur_32 Před 3 lety +708

    We really need "Balkans: countries review"

  • @smiesznywalenty658
    @smiesznywalenty658 Před 3 lety +275

    I never thought i'd see that and im trully grateful for it: Boris drinking Tyskie in the middle of Warsaw at night. Cheers from Poland

  • @tzatzikiv812
    @tzatzikiv812 Před 2 lety +1

    This has to be the greatest video I've seen all year. I had no idea I needed this. >_

  • @ClassicAussieBoy
    @ClassicAussieBoy Před 2 lety +4

    4:23 no i will never again go there - boris

  • @barberiusz6119
    @barberiusz6119 Před 3 lety +848

    Boris: Gives 9.6 on slavo meter
    me: We were so close to perfection...

  • @zibbz80
    @zibbz80 Před 3 lety +445

    Latvians: "We're not slavs, we're baltic!"
    Latvians: *More slav than Slavland (Slovakia)*

  • @martinrusev3502
    @martinrusev3502 Před rokem +6

    As a Bulgarian, getting such a high rate from the Slav King is an honor.

  • @werturn3139
    @werturn3139 Před 2 lety +6

    3:14 as a person from finland there is actually a restaurant called Saslik at Neitsytpolku 12, Helsinki. It has been there since 1972 and the reason you didn't find was, because the restaurants name is Saslik and not shashlik.

  • @Agitated_Alien
    @Agitated_Alien Před 3 lety +2418

    Boris: "there is not much to do in Slovakia"
    Me, a Slovakian person: YOU ARE.....not wrong...

    • @timm5478
      @timm5478 Před 3 lety +86

      yes there is nothing to do... even in capital lol

    • @NeOCsati
      @NeOCsati Před 3 lety +26

      There's nothing other than Hungarian, German, and common slavic things

    • @marekmamojka1066
      @marekmamojka1066 Před 3 lety +14

      same, this country is so boring

    • @mentiquebakabila4254
      @mentiquebakabila4254 Před 3 lety +18

      Isn’t every Eastern European country?

    • @vaclav_fejt
      @vaclav_fejt Před 2 lety +19

      Well, there are the mountains. Can I appropriate those, since I'm half Slovak?

  • @Niko_P_Iskanius
    @Niko_P_Iskanius Před 3 lety +269

    Finland deserves some extra points for being the homeland of the "three stripes" brand. Karhu made the three stripes brand before Adidas, Adidas just bought it in the 1950's for around 50000 Finnish marks and two bottles of whiskey xD

    • @wxl2562
      @wxl2562 Před 3 lety +7

      I wouldn't say so much the "three stripes brand" but I do agree. As neither company now takes recognition as being the "three stripe brand" - Adidas may have bought the possible trademark and used it as a selling mark. But it now seems to be something anyone can use. As well seems to just be what people know Adidas for, although both companies now have an actual trademark logo. I think I know more people that remember Adidas for their "pot leaf" logo - or as some older folk call it, but I mostly buy it for the quality and branding. Rather the three stripes. I respect Karhu as I do Adidas quite a bit - but hopefully we can come to an understanding, that Nike is western rubbish.

    • @wxl2562
      @wxl2562 Před 3 lety +2

      I did have a good laugh though that the founder of Adidas was willing to purchase the three stripe design patent for cash, as well, whiskey. Two bottles of whiskey. Nothing classier than that.

    • @Chewee394
      @Chewee394 Před 3 lety +7

      Finland also made the better mosin nagant

    • @ihmisvihta8857
      @ihmisvihta8857 Před 3 lety +3

      @@Chewee394 and molotov cocktails

    • @winterwinter7505
      @winterwinter7505 Před 3 lety +1

      ...and Boris havent seen Vaasankatu in Helsinki either...

  • @nieznany36D
    @nieznany36D Před rokem +7

    When you go to polish villages, it's getting more slavness :D

  • @bang3929
    @bang3929 Před 2 lety +11

    Oh yes ,Romania ,I can t wait to see the rating =))

  • @JesusPwnsYa1
    @JesusPwnsYa1 Před 3 lety +313

    9:55 "In streets you can see, ah, colourful variety of people." had me crack up. wtf... you just casually filmed a guy stealing a bike? xD

  • @TheDankSavage
    @TheDankSavage Před 3 lety +566

    When walking around the streets, the more people act like they are in a GTA game, the more slav the country is.

  • @alexandergoodleaf7352
    @alexandergoodleaf7352 Před 2 lety +2

    I love how you laughed at the navy chasing a buss in the river that was amazing 👏

  • @thomasdurant7907
    @thomasdurant7907 Před 2 lety +1

    Here after recent events, trying to remember better times. Thank you.

  • @hyumaru.mp6
    @hyumaru.mp6 Před 3 lety +473

    "this wast the least slav country i have ever visited"
    *Norway:*
    Also:
    "Slavness, I did not see any in England."
    *literally an adidas store to the right*

    • @TheHaugisMaister
      @TheHaugisMaister Před 3 lety +20

      Im norwegian, and i own two pair of tracksuits 👌😎

    • @snowjix
      @snowjix Před 3 lety +7

      @@TheHaugisMaister you will be banished.

    • @hyumaru.mp6
      @hyumaru.mp6 Před 3 lety +5

      @@TheHaugisMaister man of culture.

    • @flopjul3022
      @flopjul3022 Před 3 lety +2

      @@snowjix to the slav mobile with him

    • @gilangmk2328
      @gilangmk2328 Před 3 lety

      0/0: No

  • @idontcare3315
    @idontcare3315 Před 3 lety +364

    Boris, come to Brazil.
    PS: Bring a Tank, streets aren't safe.

    • @breahd5283
      @breahd5283 Před 3 lety +7

      He not need tank HE IS GOPNIK TANK

    • @KroltanMG
      @KroltanMG Před 3 lety +38

      Did you mean: South Hemisphere Slavland?

    • @muladasilva
      @muladasilva Před 3 lety +16

      Boris, come to Brazil.

    • @jesuschristus1082
      @jesuschristus1082 Před 3 lety +1

      We will.

    • @capitaopacoca8454
      @capitaopacoca8454 Před 3 lety +16

      Brazil has the internal confilict of uncertainty about the gloriousness of the nation that many slavic countries have.

  • @bruhbruhbruhbruh6911
    @bruhbruhbruhbruh6911 Před 2 lety +6

    Yea, in Latvia, you cant even hear latvians speeking latvian on streets, you just hear slavs screamimg to each other, and asking people passing by "cigaretki". If you speek russian, come to Latvia, you will fit in nicely.

  • @KvassManThe3rd
    @KvassManThe3rd Před 2 lety +2

    As a Latvian, im really happy.

  • @DaewooLanos2001
    @DaewooLanos2001 Před 3 lety +1078

    boris should visit Australia.
    Is like backwards Russia

    • @bury_the_elite65294
      @bury_the_elite65294 Před 3 lety +53

      New Zealand is more slav, because they have more snow. Especially the South Island. And NZ has more Ladas, & cheap (but very good) beer, lemon & paeroa soft drink, orange roughie, and pavlovas (kiwi fruit/passionfruit ones). Oh, and the unofficial religion is rugby football...
      Australia probably has more gopniks ("bogans" or "eshays") than NZ, though - mainly in the outer suburbs of capital cities.

    • @Ganvy
      @Ganvy Před 3 lety +30

      You mean like russia but upside down?

    • @mitch_sorenstein
      @mitch_sorenstein Před 3 lety +9

      Is like Russia but upside down

    • @arma3koth290
      @arma3koth290 Před 3 lety +41

      @@bury_the_elite65294 australia is more slav, you get arrested for criticizing politicians

    • @punishedpinecone4772
      @punishedpinecone4772 Před 3 lety +15

      @@arma3koth290 yep. this is a fascist dictatorship. i hate living here mate

  • @randomowy_rolniczeq2336
    @randomowy_rolniczeq2336 Před 3 lety +232

    "3.6 roentgen. Not great, not terrible"
    - Anatoli Diatlov
    "3.6. Not great, not terrible"
    -Boris

    • @roddevereaux1830
      @roddevereaux1830 Před 3 lety

      More like Paul Ritter who died a few months ago of brain cancer...playing Diatlov is a curse

  • @erics2305
    @erics2305 Před 2 lety +7

    I'm currently in Budapest, and on one day I saw a girl squatting next to the entrance of the shopping mall. But it was a one-time thing, and it was in one of the few neighborhoods where there are high rise blocks. So I think you are correct with your rating.

    • @Shaved_Bunny
      @Shaved_Bunny Před 2 lety

      The more you go outside the capital city..the more you see my friend

  • @amirfarahbakhsh2960
    @amirfarahbakhsh2960 Před 2 lety

    good video , taught me alot

  • @haluz2281
    @haluz2281 Před 3 lety +1114

    Actually seeing Czech Republic as a solid 8.5 on slav rating makes me feel proud of my country

  • @philtkaswahl2124
    @philtkaswahl2124 Před 3 lety +303

    "Not great, not terrible."
    I know that's a Chernobyl meme, but that reminds me so much of those Finnish TV commercials for food some Finn internet friends showed me that seemed to be built on the theme of "Finnish life is miserable, stoic, and hardcore."

    • @ZGryphon
      @ZGryphon Před 3 lety +3

      Finns dealing with the export market know what their national brand is. :)

  • @simp993
    @simp993 Před 2 lety +2

    As a Polish, i'm very proud that Boris rate our country as 9,6. Keep it great slavic bro!

  • @HerrKendys_Kulturkanal
    @HerrKendys_Kulturkanal Před rokem +3

    Without the subtitles I could not even understand him lmao

  • @rakso_poiss8980
    @rakso_poiss8980 Před 3 lety +330

    Boris: "Estonia, the country with four seasons of fall"
    Me, an Estonian: "Ah, he knows us well"

    • @antonch.657
      @antonch.657 Před 3 lety +15

      Because he lives in Estonia

    • @deathrooster14
      @deathrooster14 Před 3 lety +11

      @@antonch.657 Used to live in Estonia.

    • @yarpenzigrin1893
      @yarpenzigrin1893 Před 3 lety +6

      @@deathrooster14 I have an e-residency in Estonia for tax evasion purposes. Wouldn't want to live there though.

    • @erebys21
      @erebys21 Před 3 lety +2

      Tõsi. Praegu aga on Eesti põhimõtteliselt aafrikas.

    • @robinsepp7119
      @robinsepp7119 Před 3 lety

      @@erebys21 tõsi

  • @TheTrytix
    @TheTrytix Před 3 lety +616

    I'm just sitting here: "Wonder what he'll say about Norway."
    And Boris goes: "...No." And moves on to the next. XD
    Knew it would be ranked low, considering how non-Slavic it is, but Jesus. XD

    • @arvalb0
      @arvalb0 Před 3 lety +2

      ye, in one video he was in sweden and rated the store, not included in video

    • @curom6593
      @curom6593 Před 3 lety +9

      Yeah... Was kinda sad about that as at least in my area most of it looks like it belongs in eastern europe, but I suppose it's not that visible to visitors.
      I usually find it funny how trashy Norway looks considering it's international reputation.

    • @SilverSicle
      @SilverSicle Před 3 lety +1

      @@curom6593 no

    • @thearctic7919
      @thearctic7919 Před 3 lety +1

      @@curom6593 no

    • @ubeii
      @ubeii Před 3 lety +1

      @@curom6593 no

  • @funnyskyanton25account42
    @funnyskyanton25account42 Před 2 lety +14

    And I was wondering where Sweden went. Then again, probably would’ve gotten the same rating as Norway. :/

    • @lurven141
      @lurven141 Před 2 lety

      No abit higher I think because we have alot of slavs here, especially serbians :) I love dem serbians

    • @slavic_viking9638
      @slavic_viking9638 Před 2 lety

      @@lurven141 I still think Sweden will get 0 alongside Norway as Sweden is expensive, don't have doctor sausage or kvass in a food store and has more things in common with Norway and Denmark then any slavic country

  • @throwbacklittle3118
    @throwbacklittle3118 Před 2 lety +4

    Boris: You need to sell one of your kidneys to do something in Hungary
    Me as a Hungarian: Yep, You're right

  • @vincenzomarinov3404
    @vincenzomarinov3404 Před 2 lety +693

    As a Bulgarian slav, living in Norway, I dare to say this video is the definition of accuracy itself. Love.

    • @user-ly6lu8zr8w
      @user-ly6lu8zr8w Před 2 lety +4

      Нали!

    • @youareveryannoying9179
      @youareveryannoying9179 Před 2 lety +9

      Bulgarian slav living in Norway

    • @niklasvilhelm7247
      @niklasvilhelm7247 Před 2 lety +2

      Faen i helvete

    • @-hyperv2935
      @-hyperv2935 Před 2 lety +3

      Bulgarians arent Slav,Bulgars are Turkic but they got into the Slav culture too fast when they came to Balkans first(After the First Bulgarian Empire)

    • @svetliodoychinov5580
      @svetliodoychinov5580 Před 2 lety +16

      @@-hyperv2935 The bulgars were most likely a very small minority though so Bulgarians can be considered more slav than russians who are a mix with vikings.

  • @peepeepoopoo420
    @peepeepoopoo420 Před 3 lety +1081

    As a Polish man I feel proud

  • @sneebert
    @sneebert Před rokem +2

    if the captions weren't here all of us would be fucked

  • @michasledzinski8895
    @michasledzinski8895 Před rokem +2

    remember that Poland is one of the only countries where you can buy very high % alcohol in gas stations, truly a SLAVIC EXPERIENCE

  • @ev1799
    @ev1799 Před 3 lety +250

    As a Lithuanian who's studied in Scotland, I definitely suggest you visit Glasgow, especially the East Side of the city and Paisley. So far the most Slavic experience I've received apart from the Baltic States, Poland and Bulgaria.

    • @eeeguba432
      @eeeguba432 Před 3 lety +12

      Yeah the scottish mindset is like a rare kind of slavness xd

    • @ev1799
      @ev1799 Před 3 lety +7

      @@eeeguba432 Oh hell yeah. Not always, like there are posh places like Edinburgh that have to be avoided to not get Westernised. Apart from that - fully agreed, their mentality is something different

    • @realstrength1379
      @realstrength1379 Před 3 lety +4

      As a Polish person who currently studies in Paisley (living in West end of Glasgow) I definitely confim that East Side and Paisley are slav af.

    • @derptube2148
      @derptube2148 Před 3 lety +5

      I'd say a lot of places in the UK outside of London and further up north exude varying levels of slavness in their own way. Most of the UK is sad and depressing left crumbling from better decades.

    • @miikkalaukkanen1436
      @miikkalaukkanen1436 Před 2 lety

      you mix up 'lower class' and slav

  • @robinoswald
    @robinoswald Před 2 lety +943

    8.5 points of slavness to the Czech Republic
    Me: *proud Czech noises*

    • @melone3631
      @melone3631 Před 2 lety +73

      Poland gets second and a 9.6, beat only by the motherland itself
      Me: *extreme proud Polish noises*

    • @ilzebolzane6402
      @ilzebolzane6402 Před 2 lety +41

      @@melone3631 Latvia gets third and a 9.1, beat only by Poland and the motherland itself
      Me: *extreme proud Latvia noises*

    • @melone3631
      @melone3631 Před 2 lety +6

      @@ilzebolzane6402 didnt Bułgaria get a 9.5?

    • @adamkubovciak3919
      @adamkubovciak3919 Před 2 lety +6

      je to tak bratře

    • @ivnnamrlvn1143
      @ivnnamrlvn1143 Před 2 lety

      @Евгений у политиков приступ весенний был, сейчас выборы пройдут и норм будет

  • @Emperor_Phurpa
    @Emperor_Phurpa Před 3 měsíci +1

    0:35 Boris is now madness combat's first slavic character.

  • @evaldk1574
    @evaldk1574 Před rokem

    Very good with subtitles!

  • @Radio.Raptor
    @Radio.Raptor Před 2 lety +799

    Norway: "no"
    Even Germany has a higher score! 🤣

    • @b.benjamineriksson6030
      @b.benjamineriksson6030 Před 2 lety +42

      Very accurate review. No slavness in Norway. Very Western-European.

    • @majorhommy
      @majorhommy Před 2 lety +1

      @@eeeby_deeby There are many slavs and brought by them slav culture there. Pretty sure that there are russian / polish district of cities.

    • @emperorpalpatine7417
      @emperorpalpatine7417 Před 2 lety +7

      I live in norway 😒

    • @eeeby_deeby
      @eeeby_deeby Před 2 lety +15

      @@emperorpalpatine7417 I feel sorry for you but then again I live in England

    • @lakeck4656
      @lakeck4656 Před 2 lety +10

      cheap alcohol in germany makes the 2 of 10

  • @n-no_w-wait4889
    @n-no_w-wait4889 Před 3 lety +149

    "Trust me, I am Boris."
    A solid evidence. I trust you fully

  • @catsruleacbanonogismanbo6107

    This is one of my favorite videos.

  • @ramonguslav
    @ramonguslav Před rokem

    Greerings from spain! Nice video

  • @vilunki09
    @vilunki09 Před 3 lety +521

    Everyone else when arriving to the country:
    What a beautiful place. Let’s check out some cool shops, landmarks and restaurants.
    Boris: It all depends on the prize of the beer and the amount of shashlik in the country.

    • @Bigtigerr4774
      @Bigtigerr4774 Před 3 lety +14

      Dont forget the majonez, key feature of slav country heritage

    • @ChairmanMjau
      @ChairmanMjau Před 3 lety +5

      I agree with Boris! :D

    • @TrickyTrickyFox
      @TrickyTrickyFox Před 3 lety +1

      I mean, that is my usual travel strategy

    • @vilunki09
      @vilunki09 Před 3 lety +1

      @@ChairmanMjau mee too

  • @captainmacmelon4112
    @captainmacmelon4112 Před 3 lety +286

    As a representative of poland we accept your offer as marking us a solid 9.6 slavic points

  • @flexy5183
    @flexy5183 Před 2 lety

    When I watch your videos I have to watch it twice once for the video and the second time for the subtitle.

  • @aleksandraciprijanovic6968

    Go to Serbia next!!! This is by far the best and most realistic description of these countries:))

  • @Alpha.Phenix
    @Alpha.Phenix Před 3 lety +551

    Bulgaria: 0.1 less score than Poland.
    ''It is...acceptable.''

  • @InquisitorMatt
    @InquisitorMatt Před 3 lety +148

    When you were describing Poland, it was like describing Wisconsin.

    • @ice711real
      @ice711real Před 3 lety +3

      I live in Wisconsin I would say it's not nearly as Slav as Poland maybe a 2/2.5

    • @InquisitorMatt
      @InquisitorMatt Před 3 lety +8

      Constant road construction- check
      Cheap beer - check
      Bars/liquor stores on every street (usually next to a church) - check
      You. Can come by boat/car/train/plane z check
      Tons of Polish immigrants/descendants - check
      Mayonnaise is plentiful and not an uncommon condiment (ranch is more popular but still in the same vein) -check
      I could go on but I think it could be in the 4-5/10 area.

    • @kryst206
      @kryst206 Před 3 lety +1

      @@InquisitorMatt cheap beer !== good beer
      plenty mayones !== good mayones(rly try our polish mayones you will not regret it bro);

    • @AlmdudlerSpacniok
      @AlmdudlerSpacniok Před 3 lety +2

      @@kryst206 Winiary or Kielecki

    • @kryst206
      @kryst206 Před 3 lety +1

      @@AlmdudlerSpacniok I am Winiary guy :D

  • @dvvzalt9910
    @dvvzalt9910 Před 2 lety +2

    this is something I never knew I wanted.

  • @analoguegeek
    @analoguegeek Před rokem +4

    I would love to see Boris in Japan it would be downright hilarious considering they also love to squat and get drunk in the park or on the side of a building and their friends, or the polices, end up shaking them back awake lol.

  • @tacoss10
    @tacoss10 Před 3 lety +337

    Poland has more potholes on a single road than the moon has craters

  • @wader320
    @wader320 Před 3 lety +289

    “Rating of 3.6 not great, not terrible.”
    Life of Dyatlov

    • @mattn.8279
      @mattn.8279 Před 3 lety +3

      хахахха glad somebody got that reference lol

    • @supersimon126
      @supersimon126 Před 3 lety +2

      Cooking with Dyatlov: How to make chernobyl chebureks. First we must conduct a safety test of our kitchen appliances.

    • @robloxboi21alt59
      @robloxboi21alt59 Před 3 lety +1

      I g e t i t

    • @StrikerEureka85
      @StrikerEureka85 Před 3 lety

      i got it too!

  • @ihcandalucia
    @ihcandalucia Před rokem +1

    Ich schwöre das ist das beste Video ever produced on CZcams for Entertainment
    I am as a German i am moved in my heart
    I am more slav thank i have ever known
    Peace Genosse Boris

  • @MegaLordOfdestructio
    @MegaLordOfdestructio Před 2 lety

    díky boris za dobrý hodnocení, snažíme se

  • @JoeSmith-sl9bq
    @JoeSmith-sl9bq Před 3 lety +681

    I can feel the Latvians fuming over being determined as Slavs, which is typical Slav behaviour and thus makes them more Slav.

    • @RyhoLV
      @RyhoLV Před 3 lety +33

      viņi vienkārši sapīpējušies šņabi

    • @realdude332
      @realdude332 Před 3 lety +7

      We are slavs :D

    • @ugnes.599
      @ugnes.599 Před 3 lety +35

      I am a simple Lithuanian- I see a fellow Latvian, I like

    • @ansisxd6073
      @ansisxd6073 Před 3 lety +32

      As a Latvian I personally don't really mind

    • @firstsin2090
      @firstsin2090 Před 3 lety +23

      I'm Latvian as Latvian can be, found this hilarious and accurate. Boris knows his stuff.

  • @fabianski987
    @fabianski987 Před 2 lety +269

    AS A POLISH PERSON THIS IS EPIC

  • @marover
    @marover Před rokem +6

    I even felt proud of Russia without being Russian

  • @whitemountain_
    @whitemountain_ Před 2 lety +4

    Come to Portugal! They say we are the Eastern Europe of Western Europe and I think that title is well deserved, you shan't be disappointed.

  • @Metallioid
    @Metallioid Před 3 lety +700

    i have been a fan of boris for many years, and its still just as good
    Edit: WHY IS IT 666 LIKES

    • @ladathebandit6248
      @ladathebandit6248 Před 3 lety +7

      Yes, i love country review, gaming, cooking and slav lifestyle content from him, i learned a lot about slavic culture

    • @furygaming2832
      @furygaming2832 Před 3 lety

      Me too

    • @jokubasvanagas3174
      @jokubasvanagas3174 Před 3 lety +2

      "I have been a fan of Boris for a long time now, but nowadays the quality of his videos has degraded to
      just as good and blyatiful as it ever was"

    • @FusionEXE
      @FusionEXE Před 3 lety +1

      And i three

    • @gopnik_soldieryt7377
      @gopnik_soldieryt7377 Před 3 lety +2

      I have liked Boris since I first saw him and now I really love the Slavic culture

  • @pikonak7942
    @pikonak7942 Před 2 lety +455

    1:21 Spain
    2:18 Czech Republic
    2:59 Finland
    3:40 Latvia
    4:20 Norway
    4:25 Hungary
    5:16 Bulgaria
    6:02 Germany
    6:27 Estonia
    7:09 Lithuania
    7:54 Poland
    8:40 Belgium
    9:22 Slovakia
    10:17 England
    10:43 Russia

    • @DaanSleegers
      @DaanSleegers Před 2 lety +6

      Except The Netherlands :(............(My country )

    • @user-oz3wz1go4r
      @user-oz3wz1go4r Před 2 lety +4

      @@DaanSleegers snap ook niet waarom hij ons er niet bij had gezet, hij is er volgensmij wel geweest

    • @dammitrune
      @dammitrune Před 2 lety +1

      @@DaanSleegers same im so bummed out

    • @emanuelcorlat7261
      @emanuelcorlat7261 Před 2 lety +9

      where romania

    • @adryannthedefender701
      @adryannthedefender701 Před 2 lety +7

      @@emanuelcorlat7261 O să facă o vizită în curând. Doar a spus la urmă.

  • @magnumopus1628
    @magnumopus1628 Před 2 lety +5

    Honestly, I first thought he was speaking Russian for how strong his accent is.
    Then I saw the captions.😅

  • @heidibruun6074
    @heidibruun6074 Před 2 lety

    After an uphil walk:
    Not dead yet blin... BUT SOON!
    *Had me rolling
    🤣🤣🤣👌

  • @NorwayballAnimations
    @NorwayballAnimations Před 3 lety +885

    Sees Norway
    Boris: "No"
    Me: **TRIGGERED**

    • @jellybeanhd8929
      @jellybeanhd8929 Před 3 lety +9

      @Byzantine Empire He probably means that there are many Russians in Greece during the summer.

    • @chrisea
      @chrisea Před 3 lety +2

      @Byzantine Empire Russian love stuffed grape leaves tho XD

    • @boknboknbokn
      @boknboknbokn Před 3 lety +1

      Sad moment.

    • @user-nk5es9iy8i
      @user-nk5es9iy8i Před 2 lety +12

      There is absolutely nothing Norway does better than other European countries than scenery. That's all Norway has, scenery and clean air. Other than that its the most expensive country in Europe, boring and *extremely* regulated. Not only the worlds most expensive beer, but your speeding tickets are absolutely insane (the highest fines in the world), but you put mass murderes in prison for only 21 years, lol give me a fucking break... Oh and your nightclubs close as early as 3 at night, do you Norwegians just hate having fun?

    • @sanayatau
      @sanayatau Před 2 lety +19

      @@user-nk5es9iy8i 1. If you don't want to pay the fine for speeding, don't speed. 2.) the sentence is called "forvaring", meaning they're sentenced to 21 years, every 5 year after that the prisoner is reviewed and if he is still deemed a danger to society, he will stay in for another 5 years.

  • @IAmBael
    @IAmBael Před 3 lety +165

    I was going to go with "Finland - 3.6, not great, not terrible" as my favourite thing ever, but as a Swede, I have to choose "Norway... No" 🤣

    • @goatmansasquatch1485
      @goatmansasquatch1485 Před 3 lety +13

      Dude Sweden is the same except more immigrants

    • @MinaeVain
      @MinaeVain Před 3 lety +8

      As a Finn I also find the Norway 0 to be my favourite 😂

    • @orth0man
      @orth0man Před 3 lety +4

      I was heart broken, da blin you havend tried our kvass blin! Well im the only one who buyes it, everyone is western spies

    • @Draclord35
      @Draclord35 Před 3 lety +1

      @@goatmansasquatch1485 less lamb meat, less interesting music (I know the swedes will disagree on that one), less heroin addicts. More forests. Less mountains. No oil.
      Eh... It's a bit different!

    • @goatmansasquatch1485
      @goatmansasquatch1485 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Draclord35 Nah dude there’s way more good music since there’s double or triple as many Swedes making it. Less oil - less money less benches to squat on. Less heroin addicts yeah even more blonde drunk girls to take home with hell yeah. Forest , mountains who cares give me gray blocks, a random stairway in the middle of nowhere and abandoned factory to look at while eating semechki I’m good

  • @michellevietor
    @michellevietor Před rokem +1

    My mother's family is Czech. I feel like perhaps that is why I enjoy Boris' videos. 😁